Proof That White People Aren’t the Master Race - Zack Fox - Stand-Up Featuring
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2019
- Zack Fox talks about making enough money to be a “free-range father” and a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play. (Contains strong language.)
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This the dude who rapped “imma dip my balls in some thousand island dressing, cuz I got depression”
"Shout-out to mental illness"
Young Kyrie “i wanna get a whip and crash it into a white owned business”
i put my dick in a bag of Doritos and made a nigga bitch lick the dust off the tip
officer kenny
LMFAOOOOOOO
when he said “marinating in poverty” I felt that
The Dislikes for the Aryan Turds 🤣🤣🤣
If you've known true poverty you know exactly what sweaty butt cheese he talkin about.. 😂
Looks like Steve Harvey but young
Lawrence Kungu yeah😂😂
Rip Mac Miller
"Just going outside is an extreme sport now" he was ahead of his time
Going out in the public is definitely a extreme sport
No he wasn’t he’s not the first to say that
It’s been an extreme sport since civilization 😂
He wasn’t ahead of his time white people just needed to catch up
Murad Diab he’s referring to COVID, bruh.
His outfit says he's in his 20's but his mustache says he's 65.
bruh how is this so accurate
I was looking for this comment.
There it is
He was ahead of his time
This is a genius comment
😂🤣 this look reminds me of Steadman Graham
“You’re not a deadbeat dad, you’re more like a free range father” LMAOOOOO
So sad to hear a Black man joke about the problem with absentee fathers. It is no joke. It is sad.
@@elizabethbrandon677 white ppl got absent fathers too....
@@elizabethbrandon677 so it would be less sad if a white man joked about it ?
@@methshart
Sad no matter who says it. He just seemed to wear it like a badge of honor which it is not.
@@elizabethbrandon677 This man is just an absolute menace but his jokes are just that--jokes. Zack can actually be serious when he wants to in regards to social topics, but he's on stage making jokes to make people laugh.
In the beginning he’s basically explaining what Drake is doing with his son 💀
Kelly Martinez or what his father did to him
Rich dead beat fathers are the key to success
Kelly Martinez I forgot that the first part wasn’t the booty eating part and I honestly had the shock of a lifetime
Daniella I- 💀
what ye’s dad did to ye
"Just going outside now is an extreme sport."
Ohhhh if only he knew how right he'd be in under 6 months...
Malachi Townsley right
Yep
0:07 2020 feels like the opposite.
Nah if only he knew what was going on NOW
no coincidence that this video came up today
The beginning is Zack talking about how his son is actually Tyler the creator
Except Tyler didn't grow up with yeezys on
Samy Lemzaoui he did get hit with Gucci belts tho
Bro I actually thought you were serious for a sec
@@fh9061 haha
When he said, "Curved, Flat-screen TV" That really got me...
So rich his tv is a paradox
he lives on a flat round earth
@@brienelwoodwashburn2839 thats a real thing though a curved flat screen tv
@Pyromantic Zora say that again, but slowly
@@littleloupy1518 you must have never bent anything before
Am I the only one who realized when he was talking about his kid would be successful if he was deadbeat it was almost like he was intentionally sound like he was describing himself ? That made that part funnier to me
I honestly thought about Drake
Anyone who's a Zack Fox fan knows that's essentially his story lol
Jamil I thought about that episode from fresh prince
I thought about Tyler
no
This isn't just stand-up. It sounds like it's a real conversation we'd have out on the street. That's why this is good
Zach Fox doesn’t do that much standup but from this and interviews n stuff I swear he’s one of the funniest dudes alive
"when u poor no one gon eat yo ass" is the truth I needed to hear
Lies
I’m broke and girls eat this ass , just gotta look good and have style
@@solthereject4501 nigga that’s sus, what kinda man has a shorty eat they ass? Bet these girls be treating u like the woman
@@user-pr2rz4jr5p idk why this made me laugh so hard
@@user-pr2rz4jr5p it's ok bro, u got no hoes and that's ok
Why does he look like such a dad? Ironic
He's giving me serious Mr. Cooper vibes 😂.
It’s def the ‘stache 😆
that stache hat combo
Big DILF energy.
It's them ankle swingers
"Ya'll be havin looney tune deaths" lmaoo
Zack casually drops a legendary debut set and just left. 2 years later he drops an amazing debut album. Mans came a long way, from Breast Milk Alabama and making meme songs with Officer Kenneth Beats, to an actual artist-artist. Such a great time to watch his artistic development.
The fact that "Officer Kenny" actually stuck from Vince Staples is hilarious
Now he’s on Abbott Elementary
the way he said “that’s a deadly ass catch” made me laugh so hard ngl
I almost missed that
Yea that was actually one of my favorites, will definitely be playin in my head for a while
He’s got a strong fireman’s mustache and I love it
More like a 70’s porn star mustache...LMFAO.
Goes with the butt eating jokes
(instructional jokes?)
1Ephraimite aka a 2019 fireman under the age of 30 mustache
It's a "Magnum"
“I’m gonna evade all my taxes and then get arrested ‘cause I got depression” The Greatest Comedian of our Generation
that plague joke did not age well LMAO
Veronika Kowalski cute ass bat
neither did him saying “just going outside is an extreme sport”...
Yes because the info was wrong
@@eoinb4975 😂
@@eoinb4975 “tasty”
This is the fresh prince and Carlton’s love child
Real original andre
thinking the exact same thing. he is super white. he even has good hair. he is not authentic and his comedy suffers because of it. not impressed..his use of the word nigga is completely contrived. he uses it too much, and even the old heads like paul mooney have stopped using it. i bet he's got like zero black friends.
Suffer No Fools except he’s black? It doesn’t matter if you’re mixed. He’s very clearly black. He’s light skinned, but he still black. He could technically consider himself white legally if he wanted, but that would be like the actual white kid in middle school who was genuinely mixed and considered himself black. So stfu.
@Suffer No Fools OK for one he looks like a black man and two how can you "act white"?
He looks like my mexican uncle
“Y’all whole race almost got wiped out by a rat with a cough” wtf how did he come up with that 😂
Furgus Hemmerson this nigga stupidly hilarious 😂😂😂
By....being somewhat aware of history....
I think he came up with it because its true. Lmao?
I’m pretty sure it was the fleas on the rats that spread it, rats were only hosts.
@@cicerogsuphoesdown7723 kind of seems he just skimmed the first couple pages of the history books, the rats werent sick....rat fleas carried the pathogen in their bellies and spread it to humans.
"Going outside in an extreme sport now" aged really well
i gotta stop shouting “active shooter in the building” when i make my 3’s
i do this when i shoot something in the trash can at school
@@hatevonte I feel less bad for making 9/11 jokes now
@@andrewfranquelin3184 care to share one? 😅
I love when comedians do that thing where they end by coming back to all the previous jokes
It’s actually a comedic formula.
It’s called a hook. Storytelling at its finest.
@@FupaDoncic Dave Chapelle crushed it in his 3rd (I believe) to last stand-up when he told the audience the punch line first. "So I kicked her in the pu$$y"
Call-back.
Live for the call-back
I'm doing stand up for comedy Central
Cause I got depression
Pete Davidson?
@@TheN8ism look up Zach fox's music
Lost it at “white people are the only race on earth that die on vacation.” 😂😂😂 and the white girl who laughed and then stopped herself. 😂😂
This man was such a bright spot in Abbott Elementary. Hope they keep him around in S2
Free-range father
This is what you have when you get pregnant and have no idea what is going on with the father of the child. Maybe he was raised in this type of family! I think it's diving into a cesspool and then finding out you didn't close your eyes and mouth that's crude but assume it's true
Random factoid: Utah passed a Free-Range parenting law. lol
@@2xkiller Get the fuck out whats the law say just asking for a friend😏
Man he remind of father
LMAOOOOO
Damn...if you got that “free-range father” money you good😂😂
Hundredth like👍🏾😁
Yes because what we need is more black children being raised without their fathers. Why actually raise the kid when you can just throw $100 his way and say "nigga go buy yourself some Air Jordans"
For real, just knocking women up and not pulling out. When they want to pull some revenge bullshit, just throw a bag of cash at her and make her sign a contract. Then hit her with the "Now Bitch get out of my face" LOL.
Wish i had that. All i got is the deadbeat.
@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol well, compared to now where we don’t have dads OR money-being well compensated for not having a father would be a dream. But no, the people throwing money at their kids ain’t the ones that were gonna be fathers. If you’re a deadbeat, it’s because you’re a deadbeat. No good father is gonna suddenly decide not to water their seed just cause you can let somebody else grow it. And the ones that would aren’t worth having around anyways.
“That’s a deadly ass catch”
Update btw:
*his Twitter is unbanned*
beautiful
Zack is just Carlton sneaking away on the weekends to act like his cousin Will.
That time he went to the hood and named himself c-note i think it was.. That was a good day for television
😂😂
😫😭😭😭😂
IAMGOD IAMeverything what episode is that?
MaCarthur Park episode😂😂😂😂
A bunch of yall dont know who Zack Fox is apparently.. this is how he talk on damn near every video he got.
This is the first and last video of him a bunch of us will be watching.
@@ifyousayso9392 ok bye
Ms H ! Who cares except y’all
yall real if u remember bootymath
who are you even directing this comment to?? just "a bunch of yall" ?? like wtf
“White people the only people who die on vacation.”
🤣😂
He produced Thundercat video , Drangonball Durag. That video is awesome.
Didn't know this😂😂😂
I feel kinda fly standing next to you ⚡🐈🎶🌩️
@@jonathanjackson4136 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
That makes too much sense. Lol
“Free tayK” .... “what’s a few bodies when you got bars” - Z.F.
Thats fax . Free tay k
Free Palastine
This the trap game, Abraham Lincoln, four score and 16 bars ago
RIP Betty White
she aint dead but for when she die cuz I know its comin up
Damn I feel offended “inactive shooter”
Don't make me get active bruh
Elvis lmao
Butt Scratcher its a stand up comedy show my guy
X_stroyer o ah the homie with the anime profile pic said that ill see y'all in hell
*tempting school noises
"You're whole race almost got wiped out by a rat with a cough!" That's some funny stuff!
His plague rat impression made me so giggle like a child
“Asians be running in the airport” is high-key a great example of why stereotypes don’t need to be insulting and punching down.
@Telive Qwenton They're
Ms. Shadï Nah black people love to make white people jokes but can’t handle it back..
Mr. Wonderful just shut up 😂
Ms. Shadï white ppl aren’t allowed to make race jokes because our ancestors owned slaves so we are automatically examples of systemic racism...we stick to dirty jokes now
@@sugarcakezz I don't like race jokes that much but when a white person does it, sadly, it feels more racist. Due to the fact that a lot of white people are racist. It isn't right but it's just that you don't know how they feel, but white friends that I've know since childhood make jokes like that and say nigga, and it's doesn't feel that way. Because I know they're no double meanings to it.
If the audience didn’t laugh they was gone have to *SQUARE UP*
Gustave Viking mentally week but white people rule the us
Gustave Viking Racists are always dumb. You never find a smart racist.
@Gustave Viking you really out here being racist when the next line in the song was "throw that chair up" like c'mon that's all you had to say bruh, you ruined the song chain before it even started
plenty of chairs to throw up, too
1 23 perhaps...throw they chair up?
Watching in 2020 when people are getting wiped out by a bat
Man who ATE a bat
Revenge of the pangolin
@@tistlmnot k.
@@tistlmnotdamn Im shocked, I always thought youtube comments were credible sources of info 😔
oh you sweet somer child. It was lab produced. The evidence is out. The fauci leaked emails go on tangents about it.
“Shut up for I take you to Chuckie Cheese” 😩
"A cute little rat went 'ahoo' and half the population was gone." XD I'm deceased.
Teona just like 3/4 of Europe
@@Azelzavira 😂😂 girl!
only real 1s know that zack fox dad left, and zack rly be talkin bout himself
okay
90's early 2000's babies
Nah that wasn't too hard to figure out cuz mans was goin into detail lol
Now I'm a real 1
Most comedians have darkness that’s why they want to laugh. Comedy is actually very philosophical and psychological when you dive into it. Ever wonder why in a deck of cards the joker has a sad face and a smiling face, this kind of stuff always fascinated me and I end up down a rabbit hole of research.
3:05 Peace in the middle cheeks 😂
That mustache is honestly doing the right things for his look, he cute
"White people leave the country and die like Sims characters"
lmaoooooooo
@stefan davis Yes it was
@stefan davis That's fine. I just have a fucked up sense of humor. I'm glad there is at least 1 sane person out there.
@stefan davis ok and
stefan davis nobody asked
stefan davis cool dude
Of course he's doing comedy now. He's been hilarious
Fr homeboy he been funny since Alabama breast milk 😂😂😂💙
OutwardPeak what he was doing before
Lol he was always a comedian and made the song as a joke
@Forbearance Bear porn... peep the mustache
@Forbearance Bear rapping. Look up "Jesus is the one" its one of his funniest songs
That’s Tariq from Abbott Elementary, that’s where that money came from😄💪🏾
2019 was like the 90s compared to today😢
I swear he tweeted years ago he’d be doing something like this
Law of attraction. He deserves it, too. His topics are pretty common for black comedians but still, his delivery and execution was well worth it.
He look like a miama Florida cop in the 80s
😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest comments so far
Miami vice lol
ABBOTT ON ABBOTT ON ABBOTT
That booty big so imma grab it
😂😂 he snapped on Gawd 😂
Was extremely thrown off when I hear a guy start off saying how great things are, sure enough I check the date and it's just before Covid19 came around. Tragic Irony
"At that point I'm no longer a dead beat dad... I'm a free range father"
And his son will marry his daughter and have inbred retards.
Bro this guy went to high school with me. I didn't even know he was a comedian now!
Best wishes and much success!
Witch's Brew Sims yuh “Jesus it’s the one (I got depression)”and “square up” low key hard
*this nigga
@@gondwanaman9362 yous a bitch
if you went to high school with him how did you not know he's been internet famous doing comedy for years
@@Chigz10 that is why he is amazed
This is honestly one of the best standup clips I’ve seen in a while
You must not watch much standup then.
Watching the news today about the Logitech Controller Tourism Submarine and thinking of 8:43 onward.
that eat me while i stand up line is literally lesbian studs 😂😂
Which is just hilarious.
Lets hear some stories , i know you got a thousand of em
Or trans men. Ha ha
@teagan na you mean women who pretend to be be men?
@@aaronhassan8782 BOO! Get off the stage
"Active Shooter" lowkey would be a fire rap name ☠
Dibs bitch
Or for a great 3 point shooter
Houston powerviolence band named Active Shooter
i screamed “ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING” after sinking a three and they kicked my ass out the gym
Would be a nigga from Chicago or Florida named that. 😂💀
“Going outside is an extreme sport.” That’s literally rn.
SWEET PERFORMANCE!!! Great stuff!!!! Bump him up!!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
"B*TCH YOU BETTER PRAISE GOD OR I'M A SHOOT AND THAT'S ON GOD!!" lol
Kula Productions if it aint bout jesus ima hit you with this K
'I aint playing 'bout my lord and savier, im on my job'
I like how it looks like you quoting this video but that’s a whole different story
I dip my balls in thousand island dressin’
...cause I got depression.
Bitch I'm paid but I'm still late on my bills, nigga
“A piano fell on Jan in Cancun” got me rolling
"From where??"
this is such a gen z humor lol i love it
5:20 who else watching this in quarantine, going outside IS A STRUGGLE 💀
All i can say is just I'm proud of this man and he earned all his success.
This is such a toxic mentality we have, same type of thinking that makes billionaires like Gates and Bezos. It isn't just about you. You got rich? Cool, nobody else gives two fucks. Why don't you be proud of actually doing something?
If you knew you actually did something, you wouldn't constantly need to defend your wealth "I earned this" "why can't I flex" etc, bootlicker mentality.
@@HuckleberryHim Poors mad xDD
@@HuckleberryHim nigga who are you talking to lmao. dude murmering to himself in the corner on the internet how is that even possible im dead lmao
I was your 600th like
Papa Marx you sound dumb as hell 😂
I love how he’s addressing so many things while maintaining a high level of satire honestly comedy needs you zack. I need chu. Ok enough crying
Satire? Yeeeaaahhhh
Huh👀👀👀😬
@@mac78xxx28 ok then. All the experts on satire out there (that, as I'm sure your fine comedy noses sensed was sarcasm) what do you think about the idea that all satire can ever be is the last cry of the defeated? Eh?
Anyone else check the date this was posted when he said it was having a good great year?😂
“I’ve been marinating in poverty” 🤣🤣
Funniest part when he mentions white people dying on vacation wtf
Why does that happen so much?
Because there's more of them and they go on more vacations. They also engage in riskier activity.
@@BP-or2iu I assumed it was just the riskier activity, but the other points probably have more to do with it. lol!
Pp0
Because white people used to not paying attention
@@BP-or2iu There's more of us? Have you checked the population count in Asia and Africa?
He look like a 40 yr old white dad with black skin .
He looks like a white cop in blackface trying to infiltrate a gang.
wow.
It's the stache
Your profile pic is wild
I didn’t actually realise he was black until the third “nigga”
I desperately need a full special from this man
He begins like, everybody having a good year? how's your year like? Imagine asking this in 2020
Thsts fhe,joke
That "Death on vacation" part had me CTFU. Looney Tune deaths.
Same i slapped the damn chair🤣🤣😆 it so tru too
Toon*
*Google it.
That was the funniest part
I thought he meant from the sun, lol.
"Zack Fox talks about a revelation that he had in the middle of ass play. (Contains strong language.)"
The last part was killing 🔥🤣🤣🤣
Wow! I'm slightly shocked at how many people in the comments became triggered.
The joke about the kid growing up to be successful and him saying you’re welcome reminded me of the song “a boy named Sue”
I swear I heard a version with the kid joining the NFL
1:40-1:59 he basically just described Tyler the creators life
Jordan Pantell without the money
Fully
My first time seeing this dude; that raunchy style is so awesome
I love that call back at the end 😆
Is this the “I Got Depression” dude?!
His stand up is HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
djb1ge yes it is😂
I had no idea I fucking love that song lmao
MARINATING IN POVERTY 😩😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
A piano fell on Jane in Cancun 😂🤣😂
I bet he didn't Just how much he hit the nail on the head when he said going outside is an extreme sport 😂
Carleton from fresh prince with a lil Mexican
The rap artist *Camron.* You can hear it in his voice.
YES! This is the most accurate one lmao
Right. If carlton had a half mexican parent.
Terri Shaw right
Mexicans aint lil no mo
Glad to see ameer vann making a successful stand up career after leaving his band
💀💀💀
😅😅😅😅
lmao ameer recently released an ep
LMAO
This is prob 1 of my fav sets of all time 🤣🤣
the part about the rat with a cough didnt age well
Ironically the rats are just fine this time around.
“Marinating in poverty”
Zack Fox is actually clean at a lot of things 😂 Stand-up skills on point
*LOONEYTOONS DEATHS*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dude is funny.. I'm in tears, 🤣🤣😂
My mans lookin like Ameer Vann actually ate sum.
B-Boy Fresh lmaooo stoppppp
"Free Palestine Free Tay-K" lol
RIP Betty White (she ain't dead, but for when she die cause it's coming up)
"just going outside is an extreme sport" hits different
Funny i run across this, me and my oldest son was just having this same conversation. But I let him know we come from a line of dead beats, i just did better then them so do better then me. Greatest gift given