SCP Foundation Universe: The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation

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Комментарии • 92

  • @Lagbeard
    @Lagbeard Год назад +43

    My favorite thing on the list is "Dr. Bright is not allowed to stand in a corner and twiddle his thumbs."

  • @Thecoffeeconsumer
    @Thecoffeeconsumer 2 года назад +76

    the fact that there's over an HOUR of stuff Bright isn't allowed to do....

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 2 года назад +3

      The thing is it’s growing...

    • @Imago27292
      @Imago27292 2 года назад +6

      Dr. Bright is no longer allowed near any amount of olive oil to "unvirgin" after incident 4/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]
      Addendum 1: Dr bright is not allowed near any cooking oil/lubricant. Ever.

    • @iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay
      @iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay 8 месяцев назад

      @@spacetechempire510 Dr. Bright is not allowed to bring ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ any form of foundation personal to SCP-1609 while in uniform.

    • @growingoaks
      @growingoaks 7 месяцев назад

      And the fact that he had to have done these at some point
      But wouldnt you do some wild stuff if you were cursed with immortality?

    • @rogersvlogs6183
      @rogersvlogs6183 4 месяца назад

      Used to be 53 minutes 50 seconds, or 53 minutes 49 seconds with that annoying extra second thing on yt

  • @yvonnewilson2242
    @yvonnewilson2242 Месяц назад +5

    I miss this character so much. I understood why this was removed, but I've always dreamed that if there ever was to be a scp movie or seties made, I saw Ryan Reynolds playing Dr. Bright.
    I mean...Dr. Bright is just Deadpool in a lab coat. And yes, Ryan Reynolds plays himself most the time, but i cant picture anyone else pulling off Dr. Bright on screen. I don't know any other actors who come close.

  • @demondeity9816
    @demondeity9816 2 года назад +82

    My favourite line is the list saying that the original 4chan posts where real and it was just doctor bright messing with the foundation.

  • @localnpc69
    @localnpc69 11 месяцев назад +15

    Idea for Bright:
    When possessing a new host body, use the phrase "eviction notice"

    • @Dr_bright963
      @Dr_bright963 11 месяцев назад +1

      Perfection

    • @immortality_sucks963
      @immortality_sucks963 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dr. Bright is not allowed to "096roll" anyone, ever.
      You almost started an XK, Bright. Twice.

  • @AnonByProxy0
    @AnonByProxy0 2 года назад +34

    Glad to see Mr. Welch's List making the rounds outside the tabletop scene.

  • @DaxSudo
    @DaxSudo 10 месяцев назад +14

    Apparently this is the last remaining video that isnt reaction content of the list. Thanks for keeping it up. This reading and list is way darker now knowing what we know about Dr Bright.

    • @Logan-ul9ej
      @Logan-ul9ej 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yea turns out he is way scarier irl

  • @chrisb9143
    @chrisb9143 2 года назад +46

    Wait. Throw D-class at it until it stops *is* a viable solution

  • @Emmeron1
    @Emmeron1 Год назад +8

    what possibly could have happened for him to no longer be allowed to twiddle his thumbs

  • @Harrycoook
    @Harrycoook Год назад +15

    it's scary that rule 61 exists. you unknowingly send Dr Bright a spam email and he replies with a memetic kill agent lmao

  • @palehunter6711
    @palehunter6711 2 года назад +34

    I've never understood how Dr Bright is not a ketter class he is so dangerous I mean maybe Euclid because to stop how you just need to kill him and put the necklace in a box.

    • @Toby_Bikes
      @Toby_Bikes 2 года назад +3

      that by definition makes scp 963 safe

    • @taith2
      @taith2 Год назад +7

      He's too valuable, and can be mass produced, foundation is always short on staff, especially in the front line and highly qualified

    • @Logan-ul9ej
      @Logan-ul9ej 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@taith2don’t know what the ethics committee would say about that though

    • @Jaiden-Draws
      @Jaiden-Draws 2 месяца назад

      @@taith2 thats.. no. dont do that.

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 10 месяцев назад +5

    Every workplace, no matter how serious, has silly little guys doin shenanigans.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 2 года назад +11

    #11 is just flagrantly untrue and we all know it

  • @scaraloth-v8f
    @scaraloth-v8f Год назад +9

    "chainsaws arent the solituon to everything" lets not talk about that

  • @augustusvillanueva2008
    @augustusvillanueva2008 2 года назад +34

    (what's SCP-2558-J? look up what SCP-2558-J is) NOOOOO NOT THE KITTENS, DR.BRIGHT YOUR A MONSTER!!!!!

  • @floridamanwentwild4411
    @floridamanwentwild4411 2 года назад +27

    Dr.Bright = Florida Man

  • @CB-sv2bm
    @CB-sv2bm 2 года назад +8

    That's a Hell of a threat there at the end... Holy Shit... Giving Doctor Bright carte blanche on some poor soul

  • @idkwhatmynameis53
    @idkwhatmynameis53 2 года назад +5

    This is where the fun begins

  • @Nox_lol_
    @Nox_lol_ Год назад +4

    Haven't watched it yet. The fact that this is over an hour long is hilarious

  • @ewjo03
    @ewjo03 2 года назад +11

    I'm so amped to see this post!! It's been so long since I've heard this list, I love it! Keep it up!

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks 7 месяцев назад +2

    You could say he had a habit of JACKING things up 😂

  • @boobah5643
    @boobah5643 2 года назад +7

    I'm kinda boggled that 'because reasons' was _ever_ accepted as a viable excuse by the SCP Foundation. For anything, much less removing an SCP from containment. (#262)

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад +5

    This was a delight. Thank you for the hilarity.

    • @Ryu_D
      @Ryu_D 2 года назад

      Mwahahahahahaha!

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 2 года назад +1

    The Exploring Series literally just posted an hour ago about this as well. xD What a nice coincidence.

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 10 месяцев назад +4

    I have just one response to number 11…
    Rule 34.

  • @naumonix1571
    @naumonix1571 2 месяца назад +1

    Dr.Bright: *EXISTENCE AND PAIN!*

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 2 года назад +18

    I've seen most forms of this, so this is gonna be FUN *happy colonialism noises*

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 2 года назад

      It was indeed fun

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 2 года назад

      I still like the more raunchy version

  • @maxxammax0
    @maxxammax0 2 года назад +2

    Bright seems like a riot lmao

  • @Nightmare-lp6iw
    @Nightmare-lp6iw 2 года назад +1

    This makes me so happy

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave Месяц назад

    We all know that most if not all of these were done out of boredom

  • @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll
    @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll 8 месяцев назад +2

    My man really likes to screw around

  • @voidhaseyes
    @voidhaseyes 10 месяцев назад +2

    unleash Shaw upon them

  • @Toby_Bikes
    @Toby_Bikes 2 года назад +1

    oh this is great

  • @mcdrag1588
    @mcdrag1588 2 года назад +3

    Ah joy
    Love to see what he can't do

  • @rawrrawr950
    @rawrrawr950 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love the 2nd 1 tho XD

  • @Otone360
    @Otone360 Год назад +1

    Thank you for this 😂

  • @crevoreingot
    @crevoreingot 2 года назад +3

    Sorry but bright broke 11

  • @catw1thkn1f3
    @catw1thkn1f3 8 месяцев назад +1

    the entire list was deleted from the wiki for some reason, it's really sad

    • @Logan-ul9ej
      @Logan-ul9ej 5 месяцев назад +2

      It’s cuz bright was asking/saying some inappropriate things to minors on several different occasions

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 2 года назад +1

    Classic scp stuff
    New video

  • @MrAwesomeSolos
    @MrAwesomeSolos 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jesus Christ what has this man been up to?!

  • @Dr.JackBright482
    @Dr.JackBright482 Год назад +5

    You guys are no fun at all.

    • @iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay
      @iwanttolistentomyvideosandplay 8 месяцев назад

      You are no allowed to bring ̶g̶u̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ any form of foundation personal to SCP-1609 while in uniform. Stop it. No one likes woodchips in their lungs.
      ̶i̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶n̶s̶a̶w̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶

    • @immortality_sucks963
      @immortality_sucks963 8 месяцев назад

      agreed

  • @NemoracStrebor
    @NemoracStrebor 8 месяцев назад

    I feel like maybe something on the list got copied wrong. How can you give one of a series of trees to someone as a weapon?

  • @mahoganydoughnut6082
    @mahoganydoughnut6082 2 года назад

    Haven't done anything relating to scp for a while, not that i dislike it just got bored of it. Wonder what's changed since i left.

  • @shaddysehly5040
    @shaddysehly5040 5 месяцев назад

    some parts in the rules are left out or missing

  • @silvertrimhill9844
    @silvertrimhill9844 2 года назад

    This is going to be so distracting

  • @drragdoll4361
    @drragdoll4361 Год назад

    These are certainly afterwards rules🤣🤣

  • @theJoccc1
    @theJoccc1 2 года назад

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

  • @szeth5287
    @szeth5287 2 года назад

    *More DAKKA*

  • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
    @DarkfoxTamamo_21 Год назад +2

    As a furry I'd be scared of Dr Bright
    Edit: 1:02 not with that attitude there's not!
    Edit 2: why not in Germany I'm German and I find it kinda spicy

    • @BrewmasterLo
      @BrewmasterLo 9 месяцев назад

      My sona is an axolotl
      I AM Dr. Bright

    • @DarkfoxTamamo_21
      @DarkfoxTamamo_21 Месяц назад

      ​@@BrewmasterLo I am a Fox my sona is a fox who is technically a scientist for the foundation. Even he is afraid of Dr Jack Bright when it comes to the marital aid incident and it was hilarious

  • @nekkog1744
    @nekkog1744 2 года назад

    Classic

  • @Jr.Researcher-Accident
    @Jr.Researcher-Accident Год назад

    Well what can he do??😰

    • @err0rsnas626
      @err0rsnas626 Год назад +1

      Exist (currently under debate)
      Breathe (under extreme supervision)

  • @imaclone2
    @imaclone2 2 года назад

    Is there a reason multiple channels read this on the same day?

    • @jmoneyjoshkinion4576
      @jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 года назад

      What was special about the day after they were posted?

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 2 года назад

      @@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 the fact that this guy didn't realise is funni to meh.

  • @jasontodd3681
    @jasontodd3681 Год назад

    Whatever happened to the original upload of a video like this? All I remember of it was the voice was a womans

  • @fighterphoenix5789
    @fighterphoenix5789 2 года назад

    the German version is somewhat better

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 2 года назад

    Algorithm appeasement comment!

  • @immortality_sucks963
    @immortality_sucks963 8 месяцев назад +1

    take this down

    • @JQ3B94
      @JQ3B94 8 месяцев назад +1

      Why is that
      This is the only video in existence that isn't reaction content of the list
      The reason the original list was removed was because the person who started writing it was a perv

    • @kristinglab
      @kristinglab 5 месяцев назад

      archived