The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation (SCP ASMR)
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For the record, you shouldn't like this video, and you shouldn't want more of this. You should want this video removed from the internet. That's the whole point. Happy April Fool's.
I demand a whole new series
You can't tell me what I want and what I can't want
@@MorePecans I demand you don't demand a new series. no more
WE REFUSE
Unfortunately, the video seemed to have the opposite effect on TES Viewers, as they return to the video every night to fall asleep.
"There is no market for SCP based pornography"
Well SOMEONE hasn't met the SCP community...
I know you're right but SHUT
Is only logical. Rule 34 is unbreakable after all
Shhhhhhhhhhh
💀💀💀
The peanut much like a chode should be feared.
Explorer: You shouldnt want this filth.
Audience whispers back:......more.
This is so comically on time. I was just looking for something to help me sleep.
Bro saaaame 😭😭😭😭😭
@@balusters same :p
Ah a wonderful way to relax while listening to TES soothingly whispers to you the pure chaos known as Dr. Bright. I rate it 963 out of 10
👌
I rate it beyond 9000!
MAN-EMPORER OF GODKIND
Would that be considered a non-Euclidian score?
Regardless, it makes sense, lol!
I am convinced Bright uses this as "sleep music" for D-class.
Non-stop.
Well then they’d know he’s not allowed to do something
My personal headcannon is that the janitors make this stuff up to provide humor and humanisation for the foundation.
The janitors are the third branch of foundation command, focused on protection they are on the ground floor helping the people and scps feel safe, one joke, one good morning and one smile at a time.
So the silver brp book was in
Thats wholesome. Especially for the foundation.
IT also fills in the missing part of the foundation command (to me at least). The 05 Secure the item, the Ethics committee Contain the item, and the Janitors Protect the item.
The 05 hide in shadows
The Committee hide in plain sight
the Janitors are simply ignored
I always figured it was something like that. I figured that Dr. Bright was a kind of depressed hardass, and so the junior researchers under him made this list of insane shit in return for all the super strict rules he gave them.
Your head is a cannon? That's awesome!
ASMR is right, I'll be falling asleep to this for months. This isn't really even an April Fool's, just more content.
Same.
Yeeeeup! I hope they upload it to Spotify
I tried reading this with my best friend once, we almost suffocated laughing so hard.
222th
I actually listened to the whole thing, and despite your rough whispers I enjoyed this!
Looking forward to your VTuber reaction video next year!
This is an amazing, terrible idea, it’s a cognito hazard
This is god level content, thank you so much.
I think the April Fool's is on TES this time around. Fantastic content. I already use these readings to sleep and a whispering video is just perfection. Definitely going to be coming back to this video a lot.
Same! I always fall asleep to TES and it’s pure bliss. Now with this ASMR version I might just never leave my bed again
If this is how he learns we are all sleep watching his content that will be hilarious.
@@Harbinger_VII I watch his videos and ASMR to sleep, so having them combined actually feels super right to me.
@@Harbinger_VII There is a lot of stigma around it because a lot of people make it sexual, but it definitely isn't inherently like that. And if something doesn't suit you, I always recommend looking for other stuff as there are more types of ASMR than I could count. I've watched it since I was like, 10, and it's just a good way to relax.
@@Harbinger_VII ASMR is really good
(I say this as someone who used to hate the thought of it)
"Dr bright is not allowed to mix amnestics with vodka and call it 'unsee juice' anymore"
Ah, yes. The one way to enhance Bright's infamous list. Making it an ASMR.
Going to be honest, just about to sleep and I see this pop up as I set my alarm to sleep and wake up to.
Dr Bright? I got time I guess 😂
This is my all time favorite scp story. This was a fun thing to do on April 1st and a nice break from the super serious hard fantasy/scifi that the wiki usually is now. It's nice to have some fun with it every once in a while.
THIS IS THE ENTRY THAT GOT ME INTO THE SCP SERIES
Thats depressing...
I know this supposed to be a joke about how crazy Dr Bright can be, but all it does is make the rule makers at the Foundation seem like such killjoys.
This feels like we're two D-Class, hunted by Bright, passing on the rules of containment for our former master.
And man it definitely does something with me I kinda need more,,
its like my dad woke me up in the middle of the night telling me things i do not understand, but with utter fear and urgency in his voice
It has "Homer warns Bart of the Doom Slayer" vibes.
I remember you saying once that you don't like this series of "What he's not allowed to do" but I found it quite enjoyable.
Hard to listen to because of the whispering but still, I am glad you did make this video
I feel like we're talking shit about Dr. Bright while he's in the room. "You ain't gonna believe this sh- Hey Doctor"
As the god emperor of mankind I declare that, "for the emperor" is a valid excuse
I get the impression that his peculiar brand of immortality led dr bright down the path of absurdist nihilism.
It happens.
@@michaelandreipalon359 it happened to me about 237 years ago. It's a better way of living forever.
This is the ASMR I needed just about now... I'm just off a 4 nights 12 hours stint and this is just perfect.
Also... Happy April Fools!
Thank you. This is a gift. Doesn't even count as april fools.
Only TES would make an hour long April fools video. Also what the fuck has Dr Bright done? This man is a menace, my goodness.
I already have a playlist to help me fall asleep that already features less-scary exploring series videos. This is perfect for said playlist.
Everything you do is amazing. Never stop being you
Finally we’ve reached having scp and asmr in the same sentence.
@@Harbinger_VII kinda, makes you wonder who his target audiences are. but ain’t that many of us love, weird and likable!
@@stolen_cactus he'll try something new once and a while for some people!
@@Harbinger_VII yup it’s so good
i really love this style of reading. i love listening to the French whisperer ASMR at night. i just love how your narrate these scp stories. its so freaken nice to listen to
This list has gotten bigger since the last time I heard it. And the whisper gives the whole thing a cool feel. Not asmr, but rather like whomever is sharing it is afraid Bright will hear it.
I had literally went into my asmr section on RUclips and this was at the top. Such perfect timing 💀
"Dr. Bright is not allowed to do an ASMR of "The things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation" "
"Especially on the 1st of the 4th month of each year."
I wasn't expecting an ASMR video from you, but I'm not disappointed in the slightest.
I guess this is what I'm falling asleep to now, thanks The Exploring Series!
Hahaha! Excellent format choice.
Perfect timing!! By the way, TES, your whispering voice is very soothing, whether you like it or not~
Never thought I’d hear ASMR on this channel
I consider it all ASMR.
@@funkyd3321 then this is god hood
@@namelessguy5491 We'll need an ASMR SCP if it doesn't exist already
@@hollystepp3735 wouldn't be surprised tho! xD
Deific levels of content on display here. Thank you TES, you’re a hero
Just as others have said, this is so perfectly timed. Just finished an anime and was about to head to bed at 2 in the morning and I see this majesty 😌
This is a genuinely interesting topic, will there be a normal version at some point?
man TES, i listen to your videos whenever i go to sleep, I think this is gonna make me stay awake from all the laughing.
Speaking of Dr Bright I'd love to here you tell one of the many tales associated with him or his family, such as "Code Brown". I loved reading them but hearing you tell them would be great.
I fall asleep to scp stuff all the time, but there's something a little too creepy to fall asleep to this.
Have a good night, and don't let *Dr. Bright who is under your bed holding a fork and knife* bite.
apparently theres already one reply when there is none?
@@user-pr6ed3ri2kRUclips does shit like that, it's suppressing a comment for no reason
I never knew I needed this until I had it, now I don't know how I lived without it. I need this video scrubbed and sent to the Cognitohazard team, ASAP.
This video had me rolling, great work TES
"... nor are they to be used as props in a steampunk convention." That made me laugh so damn hard!
"Science for the science God" is my new warcry
This list is hilariously long and it makes me happy that I might be the scp equivalent to Dr.Bright
The joke is on you, TES, we all love this and we demand more. Welcome to the ASMR community. 😈
Never thought I be relaxing and laughing my ass of at the same time
Just when I couldn’t sleep! Right on time!
Dang. I get it now. I've always hated ASMR, but I get it now.
I'm going to fall asleep to this every night from now on.
Dr bright sounds like the sort of person if he and the foundation was real he would be the only person who works for a super secret organization, he would always be trending every single week on Twitter for some reason or another.
Oh perfect, I was watching Dr. Bright stories earlier. Excellent timing, you rock!
I’m going away on a long flight tommorow to Greece. Absolutely gonna listen to this!
Ya know, with all the things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do, you gotta wonder why ANYONE in the Foundation would EVER this man do ANYTHING? But then again, if I was immortal like Bright and saw half the shit he did, I'd have a whole list of stuff I'd not be allowed to do anymore, either. Great AF vid. Made it through half of this so far and I'm SMH at all of it. Whispering must've been hell on the throat.
I can’t believe this is over two years old already. Still love it!
The original was deleted, so this might be one of the last remaining relics of what Dr.Bright is not allowed to do :(
Easily one of my favorite pages on the entire site.
My friend wrote a Google doc about one of our friends, and this reminds exactly of that doc. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I needed this. ♡
Also, I love that this is Dr. Bright ASMR. You're the best!
I've gone from bright chilling with me, to bright telling me a goodnight story. Zzzzzzzzzz
I like to imagine that Bright was given the task of containing SCP-001 and all erratic behavior is the result of the containment procedures. It would explain why he's not in a cell after all the things he does and why he still has access to the 05 council
Needing to be quiet where I am right now, the timing of this release is eerie and surprisingly entertaining.
Top tier sleep material right here
Thanks for what you do Mangg!
Briefly, Doctor Bright's authors created an immature maniac psychopath, who doesn't care about anyone's lives but his own, and does atrocities just for comic relief.
Easily this channels best work and the best ASMR video I've ever heard
Dude this is perfect it's like 1am and just can't sleep
Thank you, I needed to laugh this morning. This kept me laughing until I had to go to work.
This was the perfect surprise this week, I love you and hope you’re always well
They're like that one person at work that needs to be fired but they do something specific that nobody wants to fire them.
The BBB is not the correct agency to deal with containment failures from eldrritch artifacts sold by MCD. I'm fucking dead
I saw the notification and thought this would be a 30 second video , instead this a full length asmr video. Still definitely a April’s fool joke, but definitely one with a lot of effort put into it
Nice change of pace, and on a Thursday no less! I saw the notification (I clicked that bell years ago) and seriously had to ask myself...is it Sunday night?
I still feel like the scooby doo episode was my favorite April Fools video
I sent this to the artificer in my DnD campaign, I expect to regret this later.
Man, I watch your videos on a low volume to go to sleep, and I love ASMR. This video is great
i bet there's at least one person who was waiting for something like this
more of this please, i watch your videos as asmr so this is perfect
i come here for something to fall asleep to and tonight is no different
I never knew TES was such a good asmrtist
The downside of internet is clicking on a video expecting to get some help falling asleep and not realizing it's 4 days after April fools
finally love this list
You can't stop me from liking this video, or listen to it on my work
From the bottom of my heart I am really thankful for this video
I listen to every single scp man can't get enough. Your channel has even turned me on to 40k. Would you ever consider exploring the witcher series/lore? I've just scratched the surface but the content is immense. I feel like you could break it down better than the games. Thanks again for all you do.
I would legit love a reading of this in your conventional style instead of asmr
THIS IS PERFECTION
Well, someone has a deep-seated grudge.
Lmao. Thanks for this treat.
Oh my god I've been waiting for this forever
Whispering does not immediately equal ASMR
Anything that can trigger the head tingle feeling is ASMR, and whispering is one of the largest triggers in the community.
I'm so glad this video exists.
Absolutely stellar, thanks Explorer
I still unironically love this
Jokes on Exploring Series, I’m a fuckin weirdo and will listen to the entire thing
"This Video Contains Course Language."
Me: Pauses, exits full screen, gives like.
Okay wow got me. Thank god. Although all i saw was a new exploring series video and i downloaded it so I’d have something to listen to for this flight. Now I’m stuck with this for 2 hours.
This is top tier shitposting and I am here for it.
Man, they don let Dr. Bright have any fun! 😥
And you should do more videos whispering. Very relaxing
I know this is an April fools video, but I genuinely enjoyed the delivery 😅
This is fantastic, I hope you had fun making this! :)
I have always wanted Batman to read me a bedtime story.