Series 18, Episode 2 - '...and then a detective comes.' | Full Episode
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Jack Dee has a dramatic change of wardrobe and Rosie Jones presents her new baby.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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the people running this account are a gift from heaven. people complain about no subtitles and instant fix next episode
They actually went back and put subtitles on the first episode as well. They are cool as.
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemonger skill issue... I can understand her fine and english isn't my first language
Taskmaster is the best!
I understand Rosie well enough, despite being American. That said the subtitles are a nice have for the random words here and there. Y'all have a lot of regional dialects and it can be a hurdle occasionally to understand even people without the difficulties Rosie's got.
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemonger"nobody"? She does quite fine for herself as a real life stand up comedian without subtitles. She pronounces pretty much every word as expected, just slowly.
The title “… and then a detective comes on” with Emma’s memory task attempt was amazing. Thank you, Baba.
"The peak of exhilaration and excitement in your life seems to be making relatively basic food." Same here
"We are creatures of habit, like.. Nuns or something"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, Alex Horne you are a gift to mankind.
im from theSouth in !MER!KA!... that joke does not land well amongst Babtist. still use it.
Not since Sian and Joe have I seen such an awkward team introduction and im here for it
"just a weird guy"
What about Lucy, Sam and Julian
i was going to say, i think Joe's introduction was the most awkward
@sweekruthi9969
“I’ve not seen you before.”
“I know.”
Lives rent free in my mind.
@@sweekruthi9969 yeah this one tops it
"What choices brought you here."
"Well, it began with, of all things, a watermelon."
I truly appreciate the mix up with the hotdog costume. It will be a gift any time that it shows up.
I bet it's not the same costume for all of them. I bet everyone gets a different one.
It would have been a great way for Alex to get revenge on Rhod Gilbert for the bikini shenanigans if he made Rhod do an entire task in a Speedo. Or a negligee,
What I'm hoping is that the answers will be on a note in an inner pocket.
I'm betting the cardboard robot from the intro is one of them
Really funny they chose Jack to show first
"There is a dignity in total failure."
For some reason that makes sense. 😆
I think “dignity in total failure” makes a good title!
that was one of my favorite moments from this episode!
I never noticed how much Alex's hair has gone grey over the years until I saw the thumbnail
lol what about Greg?? He’s aged more so- but honestly I’m not even criticizing I think he’s gotten way hotter, esp those glasses & beard 😍
Stress
He's 5 foot 2 and he's 73 years old. Those are the facts.
He's heading towards gorgeous silver fox area, i don't mind it!
it was from no where, i watched every season in a row and there was one season where bam, almost full gray hair
Oh man, after the absurdity of the smoothie suggestion, Baba’s reaction to that suggestion, and Greg mocking it as a suggestion, the reveal that they were actually going to make a smoothie had me in stitches.
Between Alex and Paul I've lost track of how many births there have been on taskmaster.
Lol I was thinking about that too since I'm watching the New Zealand season concurrently
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Alex: being born
Paul: giving birth
Thank you so much for having subtitles available from the beginning this time.
They listen to their fans! God, I do absolutely love Taskmaster!!!
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemonger They are always needed for tons of people. Captions should be standard. Most TM episodes have them, so props to them!
I need them, because as no native speaker it’s much easier to understand and if needed look up word I don’t know. Rosie is quite easy to understand.
I honestly really love Rosie, but with my hard of hearing it's hard to understand the words she says, yet she is still my favourite and funniest for me!
@@fgjhham89 just because captions are turned on doesn't mean they work. It appears that these captions are corrected! Taskmaster really going all out for us is fantastic
Compared to series 16's natural friends, the introduction of Baba, Emma and Andy nearly felt warm and welcoming
Jack and Rosie are the grumpy/sunshine matchup of my dreams. I love whoever had the brilliant idea of putting them together.
Jack drew the shortest straw.
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemonger no that was your mom when she had you
Came here to say this exact thing! They are excellent together!
As soon as alex said it was a team task I was like please have just be them together!
@@iheartbusterk82 The other Jack and Rose I have seen who met in England did not have the best fate as a pair. 🤣 🛳️
Honestly Jack was the perfect winner. Can't think of a person who is more simultaneously silly and serious.
Just started watching and thought...why would you spoil this?
But to be honest, it just makes me want to watch this faster 😂
@@Snaakie83 never read comments before watching. Someone will always spoil it.
"Multi-colored condoms, shit and frogs" is the greatest quote in this show's history, lol
And then Alex asks, “which was the least remarkable?” Greg could have answered, “the shit”
Thought the same 😂
I laughed out loud
Agreed
I really love how much Rosie is relishing in the fact that her sunny attitude is going to grate on Jack's nerves this whole season. And I can tell Jack might kind of secretly love it.
My headcannon is the Jack is like Nick Offerman for Parks and Rec, plays usually stoic no laughing characters but in person is very giggly and nice
I agree! He puts up this grumpy facade, but there seems to be a sweet and silly sensibility beneath many of his actions.
@@simpleguy86 There was IIRC a post in the Taskmaster subreddit reposting a tweet or interview where Jack pretty much said he thought people would laugh more for his Taskmaster run if he acted perpetually grumpy.
I've never seen him outside of Taskmaster so I assume that's basically his "bit".
@Friendlysociopath That definitely is his whole bit. As far as secretly enjoying Rosie's persona...I don't know.
Well, joke is on you, the two of them are friends for years..
I know people say it every season but this time around especially, thank you so much whoever put Jack and Rosie together. Putting such positivity with such negativity is so funny and you can see she has already Broken him xD
100%, her calling him Jackie was amazing lmaooo
they know each other for absolute ages.
And spoiler:
Jack's grumpiness might be mostly an act.
I love how Jack Dee accidently destroys the mannequin in the end when the sound is alreaddy cut out 🤣 He's one of my favorite contestans alreaddy 🤣
Which part are you referring to?
@@undertaker3134the very end, when Jack collects his prizes.
Same! I was gutted we didn't see his reaction to Rosie's 'Honk coffin' though 😂
@@hannahl8 Ah ok, the last two seconds of the whole video. Thanks for the indication.
The mannequins named after the australian football team and wearing headwear characteristic of former contestants is such a nice throwback fanservice!
I know this has been said many times, but THANK YOU so much for posting this so us non brits get to share in the pure joy that this show is ❤
With how hard life has been, this is one of very few bright parts of my week❤ thank you for making me laugh again and again (no matter how many replays of each series on a row I have done!)
I couldn't agree more
i hope life gets better and more happier moments come your way. cheers
Emma doing her outfit justice with that memory task. No other choice but to stan!
Thanks to the Avalon team for stepping up the subtitle game after last week’s criticism. It’s very much appreciated that proper subs were available from the start.
Baba being taken aback by his teammates just cracks me up. This is such a lively panel!
I swear after jack got the 8 points he was holding back how proud he was of himself. That repressed smile is everything! 🎉
Emma certainly channeled her inner detective this episode
Love the addition of the handrail at the front door. ❤
Thank you for looking out for contestant safety.
"There's a dignity in total failure." needs to be in the book of quotes.
Pretty sure "smoothie time" is two words detective 🕵️♀️
Was thinking the same thing. 😂 It‘s probably the German version of the word where you can connect as many words as you want into one 😁
thank you for putting the subtitles right away, I was sad for loosing so much of rosie's amazing jokes cause i'm not english native
I am , but we all needed the subtitles... she has a fantastic mind but subtitles stop us missing a beat
@@moiramarriott4403 considering everyone in the crowd and show could understand her and there's actually only one joke I couldn't understand at all no matter how much I go back. I think this affects mostly non natives
@@elgatitodraven7501 There's no way of knowing if every person in the crowd actually understood her... I think it's more to do with how good people's auditory processing is, no matter the language. But I do also find it gets easier with getting used to her speech pattern. I had a lot of trouble last episode understanding her, already so much easier this time around!
Rosie and Jack together are a fucking delight.
When I first saw that it was them, my thought was, 'This should be fun.'
Then seeing them actually interacting together and playing off each other I thought, 'OMG! This will be the funniest pair ever!'
I can't think of a team that has been more diametrically opposite and yet work so perfectly together for comedy gold!
Looking forward to the team tasks this season... and they are not usually my favorite of the show before :D
Who would have ever thought that Rosie would be Jacks spirit animal.
Well, one of them is
I like how Greg doesn't even pronounce any of the consonants when saying "Little Alex Horne" anymore. Can he do a whole show like that?
The immediate Hotdog costume actually paid off. Wow. Right on Jackie.
Jfc Alexs head on a babydoll body is HAUNTING
They're mocking the birth of Jesus.
Let them do the same with Muhammad next time.
Love the teams already. The goofy one with the serious one and then the people dealing with their crazy grandpa
Very interested in their choice for a thumbnail here. WTH. We NEED more of Alex in this jumper
I love the jumper!
I need them to push through 7 more seasons so we can get Taskmaster Champion of Champion of Champions.
Babátúndé is just here to have a great time!
Bringing the energy. TODAY!
and to do a little two-step
He really is! Honestly, that's kind of his vibe on everything I've seen with him, just seems like a very fun dude.
He was on the podcast with Ed for last week's episode and he kept me laughing the entire time 😊 Definitely worth a listen!
Ooo, just saw the caravan's makeover in the background of the 3rd (3.5?) task. I love it!
oooo i'll have to go back and look for that!
"Honk if you miss me" has me (no pun intended) dead
I so hope that there are squeezy honk toys in the, erm, honkers 😂
i LOVED her coffin omg it was hilarious! She is so funny!
So what have we learned today?
We've learned that Emma Sidi can't make smoothies, pancakes, or usable clocks. We've learned that climbers think they're very clever. We've learned that Jack Dee is equally miserable in a hot dog costume as he is in all other situations. And we've learned that if you've got time left over, you might as well do a two-step to add a little flavor.
But we've most importantly learned that the winner of tonight's episode is JACK DEEEEEEE!
Climbers?
@@BeccaB529 prize task
Jack calling it a "challenge" is probably the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to Alex.
I gasped when he said it, but there was still something charmingly earnest about the way he asked.
As soon as Rosy said what she brought for the prize task I started laughing. There was no way she wasn't getting the 5 points 😂😂😂
Just the closed captions in the opening roll is hilarious. "HE SIGHS WEARILY" / "EXPLOSIONS, SHE SCREAMS" / "ROBOT TRILL".
"im happy everyday im with you, my little baby boy" she is so real for that
How amazing would it be if Jack won? Haha! He embodies "couldn't care less"
Shout out to the flags in the lounge that spells out Taskmaster
Babba's defense of the 3 headed beast smoothie was expert. Deserved more than 2!
Pairing jack and Rosie in the teams was a genius move
Something tells me the Banter section for this episode ran for like, ten minutes of outtakes
The Aussie-rules football team! Love the call-backs
“Jack Dee, with your face like a well old hi-fi!”
“How old, Vic?”
“Well old!”
thank you SO much for putting these on youtube so soon after it airs over there for you. im in wisconsin and taskmaster is my fave show of all time. id LOOOOVE to see Alison Hammond on taskmaster!!!!
"It's niche."
Jack should have just submitted himself for the prize task.
I was hoping no one would say this so I could. 🤣
🤣
Baba has already two-stepped his way right into my heart! What a sweetie!
Thank you taskmaster team for making the best show and then posting it online for us non- brits 💜💜
The group was so funny in this one! The multi headed beast one was my favorite! 😂
can’t believe the taskmaster just ignored Alex’s proclaimed threat to his existence! It was never revealed!!
I'm an American in my 30s and try to watch all the British comedy I can, but i admit that it confounded me when some of the older, dour gents showed up on panel or talk shows or podcasts and just weren't very funny and seemed genuinely miserable being there. Jack Dee and Frankie Boyle were top of the list. I'd never seen any of their standup, and it's taken this wonderful show to peel back the layers of their personas and show some of their real personality, and it made me really appreciate them. I just really love it when the silliness of the situation can get Jack Dee to break character.
I didn’t expect the Guy Fawkes effigy to be life sized!
Heh. I love that Rosie asked "Can I get naked" and they said "Um, no?" and her second choice was "Can I put on more clothes and scream at Alex?"
No one made a “poultrygeist” joke about the end of Andy Zaltzmans camera doorbell task???
I assume you mean Andy Zaltzman's.
@@PokerJoker811 you are absolutely right!! How embarrassing -
@@PokerJoker811 I’ve fixed it - thanks again!
Well, nobody else could see the chicken.
Putting Jack and Rosie together = Magic ❤😂
Love the call back to season 1 Australian rules football team.
I completely lost it when the Most Awkward Team showed up three headed and there was a freaking blender! Also, nice callback to S1's Aussie football team!
Thanks Alex Horne for creating this awesome show.. Unique and clever
Friday Task time is my favorite.
Why does Alex Horne look freakishly smart and handsome 👀?
Thanks for uploading these episodes on RUclips ❤
Its the blue wristwatch.
because the man IS... except when he's in his coffee stained underwear and long johns... (thanks Rhod.. can't ever unsee that waterboarding episode)
Jack Dee looks like he has contantly had enough of Alex's BS😅😅
Jack always looks like he's such of everyone's BS, are that's his personal. Blessed are the smiles you see from him, you've wanted them.
Thank you for the subtitles!!!! It's really hard as a non native english speaker to understand Rosie sometimes, this makes it so much better for me at least! Rosie is funny af haha
I've decided that Andy and Jack need to do more things together. Their wildly different energies have a nice hit
Pairing Jack Dee with Rosie is diabolical
This is one of my favorite casts already, what a lovable bunch of sillies
The doorbell camera task by Rosie was extraordinary and remarkable. It was OUTSTANDING!
The last four years of these have been one of the only things that I have that life can't take away.
Thank you 🎉
I've been looking forward to this episode all day! I finally escaped my children long enough to watch😂❤
How big was the Guy Fawkes statue?!??
People say this all the time but i domt care ill say it again. THANK YOU to whoever runs this show for the free youtube uploads, they have gotten me thru some hard times
Rosie Jones is a force to be reckoned with. The double whammy of her cheery greeting right into announcing one of the darker prizes of the series, then the reveal of the prize itself… she is the people’s princess
It occurs to me that it probably wasn't Andy who edited the video about bubbles doomed to die and shout out to whatever maniac did
All the contestants are wearing orange socks, why?
I'm astounded they didn't call out the 3-team for saying two words at once. I was picturing a fun slo-mo replay reveal, but alas...
If they'd been the outstanding winner, they would have. But as it stood it the points were pity points 😂
As a non-native English speaker, thank you for providing subtitles so soon ! It's fantastic to be able to appreciate everyone's jokes, especially Rosie's, she's hilarious!
I need “what life choices brought you here?” as my screensaver on a night out
Task Master. What a glorious gift to the world.
Good to see the ol' AHOY hat again!
“There’s a dignity in total failure”
That should've been the title!
Based on the opening credits i am guessing that they all got different outfits and whoever Jack is on a team with got a robot.
I think Baba didn't learn Viking history in school😀. Horne knows that Vikings did not have horned helmets.
I was honestly surprised that Alex didn't mention that. Or if he did, that it was cut.
I think if he went for that angle, he would have gotten more points. It's actually a serious thing that people think Vikings had horned helmets, but it's silly because they didn't.
thank you for the subtitles. I really appreciate them
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemongerwhat do you mean, I think she speaks quite clear? (this is an honest question, not trying to be rude). but I think they might've meant they're not a native English speaker, like myself, so subtitles are very useful for all the different English accents. and a lot of people have trouble processing auditory words (dunno what it's called), so subs are useful so their brain doesn't have to catch up all the time.
@@Throckmorton.Scribblemongerwhy are you so heated? it takes way less effort to be a good person than all these disgusting comments to you’re making. contestants are constantly reading the tasks over their teammates shoulders in tasks.
@@amortentiax7836 he was like this in the livestream chat as well, 45 minutes of constant yapping with no point whatsoever
@@amortentiax7836 TL;DR
Rosie is such a delightful treat, can't wait to see the chaos of the team tasks going forward.
I did not realize how attractive Emma was until now. And how does wearing a detective outfit make someone look even hotter?
And this is why people commenting on the first episode were wrong - this team dynamics, for both teams, is just a chef's kiss! And yeah, the structure seems a bit different this season, but Taskmaster continues to improve on its own very working and reused recipe. Great job, everyone. Keep on keeping on!
No. They probably still think the same. Your opinion is not universal. This season just isn't it for me.
This show just proves Jack(s) shit is worth something.
Jack and Rosie seem like early favorites which makes how badly they did in the team task all the funnier
Absolutely loving Jack and Emma and Andy and Greg and Alex this series. Absolutely on top form!
Who would have thought Jack Dee would be the sweetest contestant to pair with Rosie Jones. I would have bet my hat she would end up with Emma
"SHE MOANS" is among my all time favorite subtitles.
Oh my god these team task dynamics are quite special, can't wait for the next one. 😂 Ahhhh it's so damn good to have more new taskmaster, hightlight of my week! ❤