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  • Relationship advice, politics and fatherhood, Chris Rock tackles it all in his special Tamborine, streaming on Netflix.
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    Chris Rock takes the stage in Brooklyn for a comedy special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and American politics.

Комментарии • 577

  • @drewholmes1617
    @drewholmes1617 3 года назад +1850

    He took me out with "some of yall been in relationships so long you don't know how ugly you are "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lionverbjoybutter5235
      @lionverbjoybutter5235 3 года назад +9

      I think "we" know...

    • @EvaAnika
      @EvaAnika 3 года назад +18

      THAT was deep.

    • @oneproudpappa
      @oneproudpappa 3 года назад +29

      25 years of marriage thanked with divorce papers last Friday, in a pandemic, while laid off, on unemployment, remodeling our house with no help and moved sofas alone. Divorce papers saying law will remove by force my tired looking 48 year old ass in 30 days.

    • @thisisdk7859
      @thisisdk7859 3 года назад +9

      yeah he called me out on that one. I ain't realize my game went down the drain.

    • @rohitgiri0
      @rohitgiri0 3 года назад +16

      @@oneproudpappa still holding up my dude?

  • @katlegomakgopa1215
    @katlegomakgopa1215 3 года назад +1824

    His jokes are funny at first. Then you realise that he was actually giving advise on what’s coming your way.

    • @TumiSelepe
      @TumiSelepe 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts bro

    • @stephanvishnu133
      @stephanvishnu133 2 года назад +1

      Exactly man.... Should have paid more attention... Now it's all gone... No house no car no cash... Just the streets. And it's not friendly... Especially during this fuckup time of COVID...

    • @sgaidola76
      @sgaidola76 2 года назад +5

      100%

    • @derricksendahangarwa8361
      @derricksendahangarwa8361 2 года назад +1

      @@stephanvishnu133 sorry fam

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 2 года назад +2

      yeah true bro

  • @kingbee1971
    @kingbee1971 Год назад +58

    "I don't know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit record without him." Gold.

  • @last7509
    @last7509 3 года назад +914

    This ain't comedy. Its experienced life counseling.

    • @ralx225b
      @ralx225b 3 года назад +7

      Yep Chris is always good for that.

    • @lindsaycastro3920
      @lindsaycastro3920 3 года назад +4

      💯 Oh how I wish I had seen this video three months back

    • @johnlewis5776
      @johnlewis5776 3 года назад

      💙💙💙💙

    • @stephanvishnu133
      @stephanvishnu133 2 года назад +1

      Yup ... Exactly... I just laughed and laughed my heart out... Should have paid attention huh....

    • @rzwitdauncut
      @rzwitdauncut 2 года назад

      its both bro. alot of times there are things that need to be said

  • @westmcgee9320
    @westmcgee9320 3 года назад +827

    Sad. Because you can tell this wisdom and insight came from pain.

    • @EvaAnika
      @EvaAnika 3 года назад +44

      Somebody might as well benefit, he probably said ...

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 3 года назад +6

      Wasn’t he cheating?

    • @damn5203
      @damn5203 3 года назад +14

      @@adambritain5774 yea he slept with 3 different women

    • @waynesteffen8459
      @waynesteffen8459 3 года назад +31

      That’s where all wisdom and insight comes from. Wise don’t mean happy!

    • @missmew3499
      @missmew3499 3 года назад +33

      @@waynesteffen8459 as I was watching this comedy, I was thinking that Chris seems to have a sadness about him. You can tell that he's been through some sh*t. He doesn't seem to have that same carefree ease to him like he did a few years ago. Did you notice it too, or is it just my imagination?!?!

  • @deadmansgdnp2426
    @deadmansgdnp2426 2 года назад +165

    "You are both there to serve", THANK GOD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT PUBLICLY!

  • @danielibarra493
    @danielibarra493 3 года назад +484

    The longer I live and the more I learn about life and comedy, the more I appreciate Chris Rock.

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 2 года назад +232

    "Some of you been in relationships so long you don't know how ugly you are "
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @don8668
      @don8668 2 года назад +10

      That goes for both men and women. It ain't just the guys. Some women look nothing like their 20-year old selves. Some are even twice the size now that they were in their 20s.

  • @taeshawnwilson6853
    @taeshawnwilson6853 3 года назад +1230

    Chris rock is a comedian therapist

  • @Praetoro
    @Praetoro Год назад +56

    That “All you should be doing is coming and going” line is absolutely brilliant. Kudos to you Mr. Rock.

  • @MrX-zz2vk
    @MrX-zz2vk Год назад +110

    Chris Rock has been dishing out some serious dating & marriage advice lately. And people need to listen up because he's right. I sense that a lot of the wisdom he's sharing has come from some hard learned personal life lessons. He says it in a comical way, but the best humor always carries truth in it.

    • @MrX-zz2vk
      @MrX-zz2vk Год назад +5

      Just realized this video was from 2 years ago. Regardless, what he's saying is every bit as true now and will be 100+ years later.

    • @realamericannegro977
      @realamericannegro977 Год назад +3

      He always had the best game about women

  • @Twoswordsdrizzt
    @Twoswordsdrizzt 3 года назад +212

    That first rule is SO important. Even just making that one change will make your relationship vastly better, whether it's already good or not.

  • @walteranders9396
    @walteranders9396 3 года назад +137

    I came to realization that father-in-law has been playing tambourine for over 40 years with a smile with my mother-in-law. True relationship goals.

  • @andrewwoodward8563
    @andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад +459

    Has Chris Rock ever been wrong about anything? I don't think so.

    • @sgaidola76
      @sgaidola76 3 года назад +3

      💯

    • @dimastha2929
      @dimastha2929 2 года назад +5

      Before someone says something about that Will Smith thing and starts a debate, i'll give my Like to this good-ass comment and leave.

    • @sneakerfiend597
      @sneakerfiend597 2 года назад

      Never

  • @nickpassino7004
    @nickpassino7004 3 года назад +286

    This Marriage Counselor is hilarious.

  • @willbass82
    @willbass82 3 года назад +74

    "I dunno wut Oates does...but Hall never had a hit record without him!" As freakin hilarious as this is, its true! Lmao!

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 3 года назад +5

      imagine is Oates wanted equality, neither would have a hit record right now xD

    • @kodyscot9360
      @kodyscot9360 2 года назад +1

      @@J040PL7 good one right there.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 Год назад +3

      @@terrylopez3570 wouldn’t be any dreams comin true lmao

    • @freebandz4332
      @freebandz4332 8 месяцев назад

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 that joke aged perfectly.

  • @lilacs529
    @lilacs529 3 года назад +58

    🤣🤣🤣 Chris Rock is a genius..saved 10 years worth of therapy to most people haha..love this guy

  • @effortmsimelelo5059
    @effortmsimelelo5059 Год назад +14

    Comedians like Chris, Dave and Bill burr have a keen insight into the reality of our lives, especially relationships and women. I'm glad I'm living in their lifetime.

  • @salmanhaleem4280
    @salmanhaleem4280 Год назад +25

    He is such a humor and relationship genius...Summarised the whole relationship psychology in a few mins...a lesson for couple...No competition with each other + No equality battles.

  • @j.rothchild173
    @j.rothchild173 3 года назад +114

    He is using his life to teach us with laughs! I have always like the dude, since day one!! Cool guy!!

    • @normreag
      @normreag 2 года назад +1

      R u an authentic Roth? If so unlucky U!

  • @corrinetippett5704
    @corrinetippett5704 3 года назад +92

    Don’t Ask to many questions cause no one can handle the truth!! That’s another rule I have learnt

  • @gabriel.trainer
    @gabriel.trainer 3 года назад +459

    "You're both there to serve." Most christian phrase a comedian could say.

    • @incrediblemaori7667
      @incrediblemaori7667 3 года назад +15

      And hinduism and Buddhism from what ive learnt

    • @MickHuerta
      @MickHuerta 3 года назад +19

      "Love All, Serve All. - Sai Baba 🙏

    • @kdckicksbutt3461
      @kdckicksbutt3461 2 года назад +5

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @Tunechi65
      @Tunechi65 Год назад +5

      @@kdckicksbutt3461 and when most people hear a pastor tell them "you have to serve your husband" most get triggered about how its sexist. They dont even let him finish the sentence.

    • @mustangmikep51
      @mustangmikep51 8 месяцев назад

      problem is...most "modern" feminist thinking women in Western countries want to BE served...they don't have much interest in serving anyone else but THEMSELVES....selfish spoiled brats...there not a selfless helpful partner like they were in the old days....we live in a much different world today...and its all about HER...not US anymore...

  • @altheamartin3990
    @altheamartin3990 3 года назад +64

    I came for comedy, I left with life skills 🤣❤️

  • @merlinsandra4405
    @merlinsandra4405 3 года назад +65

    God says.. "Love is kind and patient. It does not boast r dishonor r point others wrongdoings!" Every relationship Every relationship should add value, meaning n strength to one's life. It should deepen our insights, thoughts n attitudes towards positive, loving co-habituation n growth as a secured family,community, nation n global peace!!!!...

    • @jcarreon9248
      @jcarreon9248 3 года назад +1

      amen to this! the only guide for a meaningful relationship

    • @kittykitkat4968
      @kittykitkat4968 3 года назад

      Absolutely

    • @wirsalo
      @wirsalo 2 года назад

      Beautifully said

  • @Yes__
    @Yes__ 4 года назад +64

    Ah Chris Rock
    The comedic OG🔥🔥🔥

  • @Oraleproductions23
    @Oraleproductions23 3 года назад +30

    Honestly, Chris rock is a wise uncle to me.
    Since I was 14 I been listening to this man, and he always keeps it straight.
    Much love Chris Rock!

  • @don8668
    @don8668 2 года назад +26

    Marriages are definitely not as tough as people make them out to be. It is only hard for selfish people with Disney-level, unrealistic expectations. Most people know what they should be doing to make the marriage work- better or make their partners happier--getting people to accept that and actually do it without their ego getting in the way is the problem. Personally, I think most marriages if most people would follow the one rule Chris Rock laid out. If you are married, all you should be doing is f---ing and going places.

  • @smittyj383
    @smittyj383 3 года назад +28

    Comedians are the truth tellers of the world

  • @maylynbayani
    @maylynbayani 3 года назад +9

    Truth! You should be your partner's staunchest supporter. He is part of my success and Im part of his. My husband is a really nice person but im not, so I dont suffer fools when people think they can take advantage of his kindness.

  • @MyBenjamin73
    @MyBenjamin73 3 года назад +79

    He was on point this special, damn

  • @chome4
    @chome4 3 года назад +102

    He was excellent in season 4 of Fargo. Actually acted. Can't say anymore as it would be a spoiler!

    • @rmpriester
      @rmpriester 3 года назад +6

      Agreed 👍 I was expecting the worst and was pleasantly surprised, great job by the writers as well.

    • @ericstreet5497
      @ericstreet5497 3 года назад +5

      Incredible!! Everything abt Fargo season 4 was amazing. I'm on episode 7 now. This is nothing new, Rock has a history of classic work in Hollywood. CB4, New Jack City, Boomerang, Pootie Tang, Down to Earth, I Think I love my Wife, Bad Company, Everybody Hates Chris. Making greatness is as easy as walking to Chris. Realness. True talent!

    • @rmpriester
      @rmpriester 3 года назад

      @@ericstreet5497 have you finished the season yet?

    • @Mcelly58
      @Mcelly58 3 года назад +1

      @@rmpriesterI finished it and it was so good

    • @rmpriester
      @rmpriester 3 года назад

      @@Mcelly58 have you watched season 2 already?

  • @annyvee_
    @annyvee_ 2 года назад +45

    he's absolutely hilarious and full of wisdom regarding love.
    I'm sorry he had to get to the last capacity through the hard way.
    It just seems to always happen that way: you only realize what you lost after you're the responsibile one for losing it..That's when change occurs.
    Wish people didn't have to come to that point..

  • @RichardDuryea
    @RichardDuryea 3 года назад +30

    This is legit great relationship advice

  • @rosesolorio81
    @rosesolorio81 3 года назад +34

    Cris Rock is a smart comedian always has people thinking 🤣

  • @hblee88
    @hblee88 8 месяцев назад +2

    The wisdom of Chris Rock is like fine wine, it becomes better with age. God bless you Chris Rock. 🙏🏼🤣🤣😂

  • @kalexpo336
    @kalexpo336 4 года назад +116

    Low key Chris and Dave are the best

    • @taharqa332
      @taharqa332 3 года назад +21

      It's not low key fam.

    • @servHis221
      @servHis221 3 года назад +2

      @@taharqa332 😂😂😂

    • @91Definite
      @91Definite 3 года назад +2

      They are and Katt Williams

    • @JohnS-gf4sz
      @JohnS-gf4sz 3 года назад +1

      Low key?

  • @Kopie0830
    @Kopie0830 Год назад +4

    My wife and I watch this almost daily and our relationship gets better everytime.

  • @edmilsonlennon2866
    @edmilsonlennon2866 3 года назад +30

    Hope more people would listen to this

    • @gwarlow
      @gwarlow 3 года назад

      Tell your friends. :-)

    • @edmilsonlennon2866
      @edmilsonlennon2866 3 года назад

      @@gwarlow 90% Of them are fvck boys, the other 10% knows what to do

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 3 года назад +10

    You betta play that tambourine!!!

  • @kynatics
    @kynatics 2 года назад +6

    My next search result was "Relationships are hard" by a younger Chris Rock, who I'm sure would've loved to have some of this tambourine wisdom haha

  • @mohdshareef563
    @mohdshareef563 2 года назад +17

    In just three minutes he told us how to do a life long relationship with someone.

  • @HangoverMike
    @HangoverMike 3 года назад +122

    The Chris Rock Why My Wife Divorced Me Tour

    • @last7509
      @last7509 3 года назад +13

      Spent all his time serving hollywood and smashing groupies. Can't maintain a marriage too.

    • @EvaAnika
      @EvaAnika 3 года назад +6

      Yup! So let's learn. No need to reinvent the wheel!

    • @Octaviuseats
      @Octaviuseats 3 года назад +3

      @@last7509 oh yeah it's always the dude's fault... She never did anything 🙄

    • @last7509
      @last7509 3 года назад +1

      @@Octaviuseats correct

  • @christinareyes2963
    @christinareyes2963 Год назад +2

    That’s what I really love about Chris Rock he is always so truthful in his standup.

  • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
    @1c2h3e4u5n6g 2 года назад +10

    Saw Chris live recently, he was fantastic !! 😂👏

  • @juanaugustolopez5183
    @juanaugustolopez5183 2 года назад +4

    That special is a 💎. It is super funny but before you know it, you are receiving real good advices.

  • @theshonuff8956
    @theshonuff8956 11 месяцев назад

    I still come back. Rocks bits are always absolute gold.

  • @danagricken4197
    @danagricken4197 2 года назад +4

    This marriage counsellor is pretty funny!

  • @alli2685
    @alli2685 Год назад +2

    He had an emotional moment for a second!

  • @thebighomie4282
    @thebighomie4282 11 месяцев назад +3

    That Hall & Oates line was genius.

  • @michaelmancini5773
    @michaelmancini5773 8 месяцев назад +1

    That was awesome advise wrapped in laughter, Chris Rock is a genius

  • @RedNationBlogga
    @RedNationBlogga Год назад +2

    This special was such a classic.

  • @AjayPatel-so8zs
    @AjayPatel-so8zs 3 года назад +16

    Jesus this hits home. After 3 years in a relationship, after the initial crazy loved up year and a half of fucking and constantly going out to restaurants/bars it's become mundane as fuck and I don't know if that's just the path all relationships go down or if it's worth cutting the strings on this one

    • @user-jk4jj4nm1q
      @user-jk4jj4nm1q 3 года назад +2

      How's it going now, did you end up cutting the strings?

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 2 года назад +13

      I think that’s what happens when you move too fast and put so much stock on the instantaneous satisfaction. Nowadays everyone wants the whole dish yesterday, but I think relationships need to be done slowly. The first thing you mentioned was sex, no character, connection, life vision, etc. Those are what make a relationship a good one, not, “Oh he or she is hot!”

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      What are you, a toddler? 🙄 Ooh, it's not shiny and new anymore, I'm bored. Grow up.

    • @raymckigney2118
      @raymckigney2118 Год назад

      It’s both

  • @aperfecttool462
    @aperfecttool462 4 месяца назад

    As someone who has been in a band, this analogy totally makes sense. You have to know your role in any given situation.

  • @donaldclay9535
    @donaldclay9535 3 года назад +5

    Relationship Takes Love, Brains and Teamwork.

  • @pinonXO
    @pinonXO 2 года назад +6

    Netflix really translated it: “coming and going.” 🤫

    • @kodyscot9360
      @kodyscot9360 2 года назад

      i didn't even catch that. it should be " cummin "

  • @shandalewis5747
    @shandalewis5747 Год назад +2

    I love this. It was beautiful. One of my favorites.

  • @nitish0560
    @nitish0560 2 года назад +3

    It is surely the brutal truth..But surely there is one woman for sure who will love the men unconditionally and that is their mother❤️

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад

      Until you screw up real bad…and then there’s one woman who’ll love a man..the one that wants to fix him

  • @andrewthompson5728
    @andrewthompson5728 Год назад +1

    "I don't know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit record without him."

  • @damnation3236
    @damnation3236 3 года назад +19

    chris still got it.

  • @lionverbjoybutter5235
    @lionverbjoybutter5235 3 года назад +11

    Chris is BETTER than funny!
    (He's "classic" funny!)🤭

  • @nomad1517
    @nomad1517 2 месяца назад

    I love him because he has so much life experience. He's very relatable and tells the truth.

  • @johncoe6304
    @johncoe6304 Год назад +2

    I love Chris

  • @MariaanSnyman
    @MariaanSnyman 5 месяцев назад

    Relationships are tough if only one person is working on it! 🤜🤛 Very true words

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 Год назад +1

    1. Communication.
    2. Compromise.
    3. Consider staying out of relationships altogether.

  • @zacharykoedyker3978
    @zacharykoedyker3978 3 года назад +5

    Watching this...seeing Chris...makes me feel old asf.

  • @nevalans9524
    @nevalans9524 Год назад +2

    Know what, Chris Rock got wiser. Good for you man!

    • @HeadFunny
      @HeadFunny Год назад

      If you want to know what his technique to be so funny, then this explains it: ruclips.net/video/EgZhdEHnKzM/видео.html

  • @02LM7
    @02LM7 Год назад +1

    What a national treasure this man is. One of the most admirable Man alive right now.

  • @farazhassansyed
    @farazhassansyed Год назад +1

    I don't know what he said or actually mean but the way he said it means more to me than what was actually said

  • @OpEditorial
    @OpEditorial 3 года назад +18

    He's right about John Oates 🤔

  • @almazabraha
    @almazabraha 3 года назад +4

    You're amazing Chris my favorite thank you for making me happy watching your comedy.

  • @walterjunovich6180
    @walterjunovich6180 Год назад +1

    This should be a TED Talk !

  • @spderman123
    @spderman123 3 года назад +8

    dman saw this when it released and feels like a new stand up

  • @canderoussnurd4265
    @canderoussnurd4265 10 месяцев назад +1

    This hits a whole lot harder once you’re married for awhile.

  • @scottysmediaproductions
    @scottysmediaproductions Год назад +2

    Clip needs to go in every relationship help pack!

  • @joshuamelle992
    @joshuamelle992 Год назад +4

    These aren't just jokes but lessons

  • @Mr.MallyMall
    @Mr.MallyMall 2 года назад +3

    Chris Rock is the GOAT.

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 2 года назад +2

    Still lovin' Chris 😎

  • @lonellallan3588
    @lonellallan3588 3 года назад +11

    Genius level comedy right here by one of the GOATS !!!

  • @troywells5532
    @troywells5532 2 года назад +1

    He,s Damn Right! Relationship are only hard if one is doing all the Work! & Shake that thang!

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 11 месяцев назад

    Some sound advice for us all delivered with joy.

  • @SonofaBlacksmith
    @SonofaBlacksmith 2 года назад +2

    Real life talk right here

  • @CocoChanelle-1
    @CocoChanelle-1 3 года назад +5

    I always thought it was weird when 2 people in a relationship competed with each other.

  • @andrewdellapiazza6118
    @andrewdellapiazza6118 3 года назад +3

    Okay! Finished the video! Now I’m ready for a happy relationship with Chris Rock

  • @SergMilli
    @SergMilli 2 года назад +2

    Some of the realest shit ever said.

  • @keilahbabydoll6424
    @keilahbabydoll6424 Год назад +1

    True ❤ Facts I love Chris Rock

  • @benjokes1950
    @benjokes1950 Год назад +2

    Chris Rock is one of the most intelligent men alive!

  • @Bodisere
    @Bodisere 3 года назад +38

    He's getting older and hotter

    • @garrisonbush7886
      @garrisonbush7886 3 года назад +5

      Bro?

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 3 года назад

      I just noticed that his comedy seems **deliberately** unoffensive to women (it would have been easy to be derogatory); which, compared to Kat Williams and Dave Chapelle 👀

  • @ezza2x899
    @ezza2x899 10 месяцев назад

    I quoted the band portion in my wedding day speech 😊

  • @jenniecosio3654
    @jenniecosio3654 2 года назад +2

    I love this guy 😂😆😆😆😆

  • @stinger4712
    @stinger4712 3 года назад +2

    It's really that simple.... You're in the service industry, nothing like equality here.

  • @12groney
    @12groney 9 месяцев назад

    He's not only a great observational comedian like Carlin but he gives a life sermon to boot. He's one of a kind and honesty is bravery. 😎

  • @EvaRateARaven
    @EvaRateARaven 2 года назад +1

    Too true. I dont get couples who compete against each other. Doesnt that defeat the object of tryna do things together. Yh ppl don't get the idea of serving each other in relationships I find sometimes these days. It ain't all about that one person.

  • @kevinsamuelsghost685
    @kevinsamuelsghost685 Год назад +1

    "I gotta have more cowbell" 😂

  • @inquizative44
    @inquizative44 2 года назад +2

    You actually can move a couch easier with one person......You pick the couch up dead center, balance it on your head and walk. It's surprisingly not that hard and not heavy if you balance it and let your legs carry it.

  • @maureencora1
    @maureencora1 2 года назад

    Takes Respect, Love, Brains and Teamwork. (smile) I Wish.

  • @teecarter4900
    @teecarter4900 3 года назад +3

    Gotta listen to some H&O now! Thx C.R.

  • @girmaybass68
    @girmaybass68 10 месяцев назад

    You nailed it!!

  • @jenniecosio3654
    @jenniecosio3654 2 года назад +2

    Love this classic guy ha ha 🤣

  • @JoseAngelHernandez-PhD
    @JoseAngelHernandez-PhD 4 месяца назад

    Brilliant as always

  • @curtistinemiller4646
    @curtistinemiller4646 3 года назад +4

    You should be "Coming " and Going.LOL.