Chris Rock Lists God's Mistakes | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish 5 лет назад +20447

    Chris Rock: Every religion believes that God doesn't make mistakes.
    Ancient Greeks: Our entire religion centers around Zeus doing nothing but mistakes.

    • @yasha12isreal
      @yasha12isreal 5 лет назад +822

      I swear that's the first thing I thought about 😂

    • @logansaxby7224
      @logansaxby7224 5 лет назад +413

      Yea but those gods are basically dead now

    • @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons
      @KathyTOEFLTeacherLessons 5 лет назад +89

      I was thinking the same!!

    • @jonnyso1
      @jonnyso1 5 лет назад +128

      Like all the other gods.

    • @_Woo
      @_Woo 5 лет назад +517

      That's why they upped and called it mythology.

  • @ashleimichael562
    @ashleimichael562 5 лет назад +1904

    "ever heard of quick sand.....you can drown dry" 😂😂😂😂💀

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 лет назад +6

      This fool Chris Rock think movie quicksand is a real thing. Holy shit. lol

    • @dmitrykim3096
      @dmitrykim3096 5 лет назад +11

      I thought there is a water in quick sand

    • @mikedabro1084
      @mikedabro1084 4 года назад +4

      @@dmitrykim3096 also you can't drown in it. It's been tested. RUclips it.

    • @cjeff99
      @cjeff99 4 года назад +15

      MrSinister718 It takes longer than it does in the movies but other than that the portrayal usually seems accurate

    • @deemaverick987
      @deemaverick987 4 года назад +2

      He did not make that up. Black folks have been saying that for about 100 years........at least.

  • @donladle6748
    @donladle6748 5 лет назад +4485

    Chris Rock: " Every religion says that God doesn't make mistakes"
    Zeus: *sweats in Greek mythology*

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 лет назад +10

      sweets? might need another edit jamal

    • @donladle6748
      @donladle6748 5 лет назад +7

      MrSinister718 thank you brother

    • @firelordzuko9972
      @firelordzuko9972 5 лет назад +15

      MrSinister718 let me guess someone stole your sweet role

    • @donladle6748
      @donladle6748 5 лет назад +16

      MrSinister718 wait did you just call me Jamal?

    • @FreddyD177
      @FreddyD177 4 года назад +4

      @@donladle6748 is your name really Jamal? 😂😂

  • @SophisticatedBob
    @SophisticatedBob Год назад +375

    The sad part is, this is totally true. We landed on a beach in Haiti...some "private beach" for Royal Caribbean. And there were Haitians hanging on the other side of the fence watching all these cruisers eat at a luxurious buffet. It was horrible at a level I've never forgotten. They just stood there, staring at the opulence that they couldn't be a part of. Never been back.

    • @thomasschellekens5084
      @thomasschellekens5084 Год назад +26

      Chris never fails to mention class or poverty.

    • @roncampo5923
      @roncampo5923 Год назад

      God doesn't make mistakes. What you don't think Chris Rock makes mistakes? You listen to Rock because he hates the God of the bible, just like you. Chris Rock knows he's going to hell.......wanna join him? Repent or burn!

    • @seanl764
      @seanl764 Год назад +12

      Don't have that attitude. The goal of humanity, especially relevant in Christianity, is to lift each other up. Even though it may seem unfair, your tourism money actually benefits the local economy. Look what happened after the Pandemic with the drop in tourism destabilizing a crucial part of the already unstable Haitian economy.Maybe join a missionary trip in the future to Haiti to actually help those you saw on the other side of the fence. Food for the soul makes your mind at ease.

    • @clgr1323
      @clgr1323 Год назад +75

      @@seanl764 Excuse me, No, that money goes straight to Royal Caribbean pockets. Please, if you are gonna enjoy the buffet while looking at people starve, at least do not freaking delude yourself into believing you are helping them.

    • @WaundersOJ
      @WaundersOJ Год назад

      I thought the goal of Christianity was to sexually assault children and steal money from the poor?@@seanl764

  • @zackwyatt169
    @zackwyatt169 4 года назад +3076

    I was Born and raised in Mississippi
    And I can tell you he's not wrong

    • @omarcotton828
      @omarcotton828 4 года назад +65

      I lived in ms an at least the white here let u know their not your friend live in Tx an Fl whites there hide the hate and double cross u any chance they get can handle smiling faces

    • @Soy_boi
      @Soy_boi 4 года назад +143

      Yeah. I always describe Mississippi as hell. 100 degrees in the summer, 100 percent humidity, and 100 percent stupidity.
      Mississippi is like if crack was a place.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 4 года назад +1

      Zack Wyatt Do you have a MLB team?

    • @sibkiss2009
      @sibkiss2009 4 года назад +21

      It has changed since the time I first visited my grandma and they had drinking fountains at the gas station bus stop that were labeled COLORED.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 4 года назад +70

      @@sibkiss2009 Wow. That is weird. Here in Canada the water is transparent.

  • @geneROSSity
    @geneROSSity 5 лет назад +5348

    People comparing Dave and Chris like there is only room for one black comedian. Both are Goddamn legends.

    • @charlieaydin1377
      @charlieaydin1377 5 лет назад +40

      Amen

    • @icedmosquito109
      @icedmosquito109 5 лет назад +37

      @John Nichols You must have Dave and Chris confused. Dave is a mental midget compared to Chris. You need to get educated.

    • @pewds8387
      @pewds8387 5 лет назад +4

      @John Nichols chis >

    • @kingrollo8199
      @kingrollo8199 5 лет назад +26

      Both are Kings

    • @curlyfats
      @curlyfats 5 лет назад +28

      Why's everything about race? I didn't even realize Chris was black until you brought it up.

  • @melusilunga2397
    @melusilunga2397 4 года назад +10876

    I can't listen to him without imagining a Zebra

  • @metroboominmakeitboom5073
    @metroboominmakeitboom5073 2 года назад +2892

    He looks like a guy who could take a punch on stage without flinching

    • @babyyykyyy
      @babyyykyyy 2 года назад +97

      literally, Will thought he did something 🤣

    • @liamfan
      @liamfan 2 года назад +88

      @@babyyykyyy Right? Chris didn't even lose his footing. He laughed.

    • @jimitpoddar4365
      @jimitpoddar4365 2 года назад +27

      Man's a Gigachad

    • @OZYMANDI4S
      @OZYMANDI4S 2 года назад +26

      I love how his stance (Straight and hands behind his back) didn’t change in the photo of Will walking towards and away from him.

    • @shannonallaround9490
      @shannonallaround9490 2 года назад +5

      That’s why he got slapped. And things will surely get WORSE.

  • @samualswain5030
    @samualswain5030 5 лет назад +8416

    Chris looks older and younger at the same time.

    • @AfricanGirl
      @AfricanGirl 5 лет назад +43

      🤣😂

    • @Zero11_ss
      @Zero11_ss 5 лет назад +23

      Drugs for sure.

    • @ZandiMM
      @ZandiMM 5 лет назад +5

      😂

    • @michaelbyrd3759
      @michaelbyrd3759 5 лет назад +55

      He looks like he got some botched surgery and now he is left with that fucked up face and those fucked up cheek bones. Got a man out here feeling good about himself after seeing that shit 😂

    • @twonhardison5817
      @twonhardison5817 5 лет назад +42

      The nigga got 2 different birth certificates and social security cards, that's why👍

  • @itsdraby8435
    @itsdraby8435 5 лет назад +2509

    Chris Rock: You ever been to mississippi? Mistake!!
    Me, who currently lives in Mississippi: hmmmmm..... yup

    • @allen0088
      @allen0088 5 лет назад +41

      I feel so sorry for you. You next trip shoukd just be out the country.

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 5 лет назад +18

      It’s not that bad

    • @angel25003
      @angel25003 5 лет назад +22

      M I s t a k e

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 5 лет назад +36

      I am currently in Mississippi as I watch this

    • @CashandCareerConfessions
      @CashandCareerConfessions 5 лет назад +67

      @@claysoggyfries having been to 33 states, it is the worst one so far.

  • @donnieb9005
    @donnieb9005 4 года назад +5319

    “Have you ever been performing a task, it was going perfect, & then you took a rest?”
    **Laughs in ADHD**

    • @Hutch2Much
      @Hutch2Much 4 года назад +98

      are you implying that God has ADHD

    • @wolfzrowasmr
      @wolfzrowasmr 4 года назад +195

      @@Hutch2Much I'm pretty sure he's saying he himself has ADHD

    • @danabaluta9684
      @danabaluta9684 4 года назад +5

      @Donnie B same shit here

    • @mandelaeffect1111
      @mandelaeffect1111 4 года назад +30

      I have ADD (non-hyperactive) and I agree.

    • @hailey740
      @hailey740 4 года назад +1

      Felt

  • @Khumalic
    @Khumalic 11 месяцев назад +36

    “That baby wasn’t really dead, right?” Always cracks me up 😂😂

    • @EricTW12
      @EricTW12 6 месяцев назад

      Same here lmao

  • @xuyahfish
    @xuyahfish 4 года назад +2242

    Chinese religion: gods & goddesses not only make mistakes but can be bribed too

    • @chrismoyo1222
      @chrismoyo1222 4 года назад +42

      He was referring to mainstream religions with prophets ie, Jewish, Christian and Islam.

    • @xuyahfish
      @xuyahfish 4 года назад +96

      @@chrismoyo1222 He said all religions, minorities count too

    • @chrismoyo1222
      @chrismoyo1222 4 года назад +5

      xuyahfish c’mooon 😊

    • @anoobiscooking1193
      @anoobiscooking1193 4 года назад +4

      Yes...

    • @awakenedone7577
      @awakenedone7577 4 года назад +4

      @@chrismoyo1222 he's dumb

  • @thecruff94
    @thecruff94 3 года назад +2890

    M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E is low-key one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Works on multiple levels. Man's a genius.

    • @thecruff94
      @thecruff94 3 года назад +17

      @Olmec Toltec Yeah, no shit sherlock 🙄

    • @radioactivepotato2068
      @radioactivepotato2068 3 года назад +1

      Look up "Wretch 32 Redemption (Daily Duppy) if word play is your bag..

    • @kevinmilhim646
      @kevinmilhim646 3 года назад +134

      Would've been even funnier if he spelled it M-I-S-S-T-A-K-K-K-E

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 3 года назад +24

      @@kevinmilhim646 I got to admit, that's funny

    • @AmanSingh-bt1rx
      @AmanSingh-bt1rx 3 года назад +10

      @@esmooth919 I don't get it , can you explain

  • @tawiddisu-shabiolegbe5266
    @tawiddisu-shabiolegbe5266 5 лет назад +1814

    “I went to Mississippi and I could’nt tell what year it was!” 😂😂😂

    • @bxbyescobar1223
      @bxbyescobar1223 5 лет назад +30

      NEGUS MBARKA that’s Alabama

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 5 лет назад +7

      @@thelegacyofgaming2928 triggered by facts. Not a coincidence that Mississippi and Jamaica got lumped into the same joke about a dystopian nightmare just like Sub-saharan Africa is, who still cant figure out the wheel, or agriculture, or anything else. Just look at black people to know god makes mistakes. Chris Rock just confirmed it. lol

    • @slothful2039
      @slothful2039 5 лет назад +51

      @@MrSinister718 It was almost like the joke about Jamaica was mainly about poverty and not racism. Poverty in those areas is in heavy part owed to the crazy amount of colonization that occurred. Also, I find it funny how racists love to blame other people for their racism. Just accept you're racist and move on, why are you even watching a black comedian if you're racist?
      Southern states are more racist because of the history over there y'know with secession and all.

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 5 лет назад +16

      @Kody but you're watching the black guy who you don't like.

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 5 лет назад +4

      @Kody says the black dot.

  • @weilunkang
    @weilunkang 2 года назад +130

    True legends of comedy can take the most mundane and ordinary topic and crack people up with it, and that is why this man is a legend

    • @boogsybrooks
      @boogsybrooks Год назад

      Legend? You must be on crack. Dude's always been a hack. He spent most of his career shouting his lame jokes to hide the fact their not funny. Been on to this douche for decades.

    • @kskslslslsoooao
      @kskslslslsoooao 2 месяца назад

      Yes. But not because the material is good, but because they are legends. People anticipate the jokes. They are ready to have a good time. It's a bit like everything a beautiful woman says is interesting. Tell these jokes in exact the same manner as a comedian that's just started out and few people will laugh.

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym214 4 года назад +1178

    The Mississippi state bird is the mosquito. Their state motto is: "I can't go any farther. Leave me here. Save yourself. Someone's got to make it back to warn the others."

    • @doe4638
      @doe4638 4 года назад +26

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best response I'm laughing so hard

    • @UltraVega924
      @UltraVega924 4 года назад +8

      😂 😂 😂

    • @jfootball8267
      @jfootball8267 4 года назад +8

      Mosquito would be the MS Delta’s bird. Actual state bird is Hummingbird.

    • @astralflight_912
      @astralflight_912 4 года назад +17

      Ok just dont bring your Mississippi bullshit to Louisiana please and thank you, our state is fucked enough

    • @kevbosire5686
      @kevbosire5686 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂 wtf

  • @blackpanter9572
    @blackpanter9572 4 года назад +2067

    He's right about not being able to tell what year it is in Mississippi.

    • @Alphawolf2325
      @Alphawolf2325 4 года назад +12

      True

    • @rogregg29445
      @rogregg29445 4 года назад +29

      Up until like two years ago the town my best friend grew up in was a dry County

    • @savannahs8914
      @savannahs8914 4 года назад +49

      There's a podcast called Small Town Murder and they highlight the times where they're like "this case happened in 1996 but somehow also 1932".

    • @traekas7228
      @traekas7228 4 года назад +30

      Carina Carter, I grew up there, in MS in the 1960s thru 1970s. It was Gawd-awful there, especially back then, imo. My town was Quitman County’s county seat. And I remember when the Town started to sell hard liquor. At one small, square building w/big windows,...but that one store closed for the night at 10:00pm, sharp. And didn’t open at all on Sundays.
      Man! I wonder what year its advanced to. If it has, at all. I went back in 1994 to visit my Parents’ graves. Not much had changed. Maybe there might’ve been a Mickey-D’s (Golden Arches) that was new?

    • @derrelltisdale2631
      @derrelltisdale2631 4 года назад +8

      Striker92 sounds like Calhoun county how a county half way dry

  • @tiyopaenguin
    @tiyopaenguin 4 года назад +738

    Rock: Porcupine, you can't eat it!
    China: Uhm, actually...

    • @michaelo2535
      @michaelo2535 4 года назад +30

      And thus, the porcupvid virus is born

    • @kazikazini1042
      @kazikazini1042 3 года назад +4

      Porcupine is consumable men

    • @Tarolyn17
      @Tarolyn17 3 года назад +19

      Michael O smells like racism to me 😒

    • @adebisisaid8616
      @adebisisaid8616 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelo2535 I don’t condone eating caged animals lol 😂 but through the research uncovered. The bat coronavirus, known as RaTG13, could not bind with receptors in humans or pangolins. Neither was the pangolin coronavirus able to bind to pangolin and human receptors. In other words, the binding affinity of the pangolin ACE2 receptor for SARS-CoV-2 RBD was reported to be too low to bind to either pangolin or human. From SARS and MERS to COVID-19. These severe acute respiratory infections are highly pathogenic human coronaviruses. In other words, it is more plausible that the novel Coronavirus was born in a laboratory considering the lab in question had samples of SARS and MERS. No one knows whether it got out into the world out of malice or negligence. However, Covid-19 wasn’t no animal! Lol 😂 But yes! Let’s blame 1.5 billion Chinese people because they live under a repressive regime we all despise. Trust me! It’s a lot easier! 😂

    • @Supraboii123
      @Supraboii123 3 года назад +10

      Chris rock: can’t eat porcupines ….Actually we hunt and eat squirrels , possums , alligators , raccoons and porcupines right here in Mississippi and Louisiana ..we even eat our sisters and mother in laws if they wash themselves right….

  • @dmt9582
    @dmt9582 2 года назад +24

    Chris Rock is incredible. He's not only as funny as it gets in my view but his comedy leaves you thinking all the time. The guy never strikes out he is nothing but money

    • @HeadFunny
      @HeadFunny 2 года назад

      Rock was voted top 5 ever in Rolling Stone and Comedy Central polls. This is why ruclips.net/video/EgZhdEHnKzM/видео.html

  • @milhz7233
    @milhz7233 4 года назад +1878

    "You know, like, when you go to the Caribean..."
    No, I do not

    • @omartistry
      @omartistry 4 года назад +28

      Don’t be mad. Every area is fucked up to a certain extent

    • @michaelfleming1223
      @michaelfleming1223 4 года назад +1

      Hes funnier when conversating

    • @mom2adragon677
      @mom2adragon677 4 года назад +42

      I’ve been in that van!! He’s got the nail on the head!!

    • @khalidnorman9632
      @khalidnorman9632 4 года назад +2

      @@mom2adragon677 not to Jamaica tho

    • @bronjesamuel1054
      @bronjesamuel1054 4 года назад +17

      I live there, he's 1000% correct about EVERYTHING he said lol.

  • @ojsimp14
    @ojsimp14 5 лет назад +2525

    The scary part is, he ain't lying about Mississippi

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 5 лет назад +84

      Yeah he is. But still, don't come. We're full.

    • @bailey8441
      @bailey8441 5 лет назад +207

      I’m from Mississippi... he right.

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 5 лет назад +49

      @@bailey8441 - Nah. He's running out of topical material so he resorted to overplayed stereotypes. The "-isms".

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 5 лет назад +3

      @J S - Agree.

    • @akiba1972
      @akiba1972 5 лет назад +5

      He sure isnt

  • @yuccatree4298
    @yuccatree4298 4 года назад +2641

    I feel he missed a trick in not spelling it M I S S T A K K K E

    • @GideonKSays
      @GideonKSays 4 года назад +38

      Thought the exact same thing.

    • @makisov
      @makisov 4 года назад +16

      Yooo 🤣👏🏾

    • @marceloromero4515
      @marceloromero4515 4 года назад +48

      That's really good👍 Would 've made funny even funnier.

    • @Freeskjfull
      @Freeskjfull 4 года назад +6

      you do know that misstake is already a wrong spelling of the word, do you?

    • @Freeskjfull
      @Freeskjfull 4 года назад +33

      @@rashleonard4069 oh! cause of the kkk! now i see xD

  • @LabRat6619
    @LabRat6619 2 года назад +55

    I love Chris Rock, not only is he funny but also a great man.

  • @lilpinkbubbles6592
    @lilpinkbubbles6592 5 лет назад +1747

    The ride from the airport to the resort is so true.

    • @amirabrown9643
      @amirabrown9643 5 лет назад +90

      MrSinister718 what was the point of that comment ? dumbass .

    • @EuphoriaPiana
      @EuphoriaPiana 4 года назад +13

      @@MrSinister718 Bot. 🤢🤥🙄

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 4 года назад +3

      @@EuphoriaPiana NPC

    • @nickswartzfager3928
      @nickswartzfager3928 4 года назад +24

      As a Mississippian, he's probably talking about jackson😂

    • @jevo7747
      @jevo7747 4 года назад +18

      @@nickswartzfager3928 from Biloxi to tn it's a shithole along with ark and la

  • @NickTalksFrank
    @NickTalksFrank 5 лет назад +1025

    I'm so happy a comedian finally talked about the crazy you see in poverty stricken countries, that just happen to be fantastic vacation spots

    • @chriskochinsky1102
      @chriskochinsky1102 5 лет назад +60

      Isn't that the truth? A hint: any island nation in the world is impoverished. They have to pay enormous taxes to import things we think of as everyday common items. Even Hawaii is impoverished. Just sleep during your shuttle ride from the airport to your resort and tip well every person that does any service for you. I am a big believer in giving people money for their pockets. Their wages, they have to claim on their taxes. Cash: they can put in their pockets and use for whatever they need.

    • @nasx618
      @nasx618 4 года назад +7

      But when Trump says they're shitholes liberals get mad.

    • @daxbradley4346
      @daxbradley4346 4 года назад +6

      @@nasx618 Trump could literally solve the energy crisis, and liberals would get mad.

    • @SirPerfectful
      @SirPerfectful 4 года назад +12

      @@chriskochinsky1102 Japan, New Zealand, Greenland, United Kingdom (not a sole nation, I know, but they got good relationships now), and Australia would like to know your location.

    • @_rdcn3134
      @_rdcn3134 4 года назад +5

      @@daxbradley4346 Ummm trumptard couldn't even fix leave alone his brain soo that's waaay too much credit 😂😂😂#cantfixstupid

  • @vt-yp7yq
    @vt-yp7yq 5 лет назад +870

    Stop comparing Dave and Chris. They have two different comedic style, yet they both respect each other's craft. Stop pitting one against the other.

    • @offdevhevb3705
      @offdevhevb3705 5 лет назад +8

      v t nah this nigga corny compare to dave

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 5 лет назад +10

      Chris and Kevin both say Dave is the best.
      Chris and Kevin are funny as all hell but Dave is important for today's society.

    • @shonbunns1435
      @shonbunns1435 5 лет назад +3

      My point exactly! He is not on Dave Chappelle level. Dave is naturally funny. Chris is funny from practicing. So he has played out. Dave will last forever.

    • @MEshiyt
      @MEshiyt 5 лет назад +7

      Some people think everything has to be a competition.

    • @JoeGilly95
      @JoeGilly95 5 лет назад

      @Claudia Solomon since i was born
      lol :D

  • @tttyaht
    @tttyaht 11 месяцев назад +8

    From God making mistakes to Mississippi to the Caribbean … the man is a comedy genius

  • @kewldewd8334
    @kewldewd8334 5 лет назад +1761

    Just stop it - it’s okay to like both Chappelle and C.Rock. I know I do.

    • @missg1727
      @missg1727 5 лет назад +16

      Me too they're my top faves, Paul Mooney too..

    • @drdread9896
      @drdread9896 5 лет назад +4

      Faxx!!

    • @kewldewd8334
      @kewldewd8334 5 лет назад +2

      Miss G if mr Mooney did my dawg Richard Pryor wrong like they said he did - I gotta cut ties.

    • @ramonw9430
      @ramonw9430 5 лет назад +1

      straight up!

    • @SahmAhmad
      @SahmAhmad 5 лет назад +2

      Yes man it's like liking both Robert Deniro and Al Pacino of comedy both geniuses but different style.
      PS: Al Pacino is waaaaay better of course but Deniro is good too.

  • @user-qg5bl2kt7u
    @user-qg5bl2kt7u 4 года назад +674

    I love how he points out that once you're in the nice places, surrounded by beauty and comfort, you automatically forget how badly most of the people live. That's basically how rich people who live in the third world countries get along 24/7. They may feel stressed or afraid when they go out of their neighborhoods and face misery lying around every corner, but most of the time they just don't give a shit. I don't judge them, that's just how people are, although it's sad in a way.

    • @Rayan_2az
      @Rayan_2az 3 года назад +3

      It's sad bruh

    • @pyannaguy4361
      @pyannaguy4361 3 года назад +8

      And it's getting closer & closer to home. I was in San Francisco awhile back & within a few blocks of the dignified banking district, people are camping on sidewalks, & that's not ALL they're doing on the sidewalks. In L.A. there's an underpass as you head into Marina del Rey where lots of rich retirees live & park their boats. Clothes are strewn around & a toilet bucket or two's usually visible.

    • @carm24
      @carm24 3 года назад +10

      It’s the only way to live happily. Then to worry about the hardships of others. Some caused by others and some self inflicted unfortunately.

    • @logan6191
      @logan6191 3 года назад +1

      STFU... and just laugh

    • @renanfelipedossantos5913
      @renanfelipedossantos5913 3 года назад

      It's funny because it's true.

  • @ajayasir5272
    @ajayasir5272 5 лет назад +390

    Lol. 💯I went to Jamaica, got off the plane, and the first thing I said was, “this looks just like Mississippi.”

    • @EricWilliams-uw9xe
      @EricWilliams-uw9xe 4 года назад +6

      bwahahahahahahahahaa

    • @trulysurprised-bk7cy
      @trulysurprised-bk7cy 4 года назад +1

      Agree

    • @34Sugga
      @34Sugga 4 года назад

      How so

    • @tajaythompson1691
      @tajaythompson1691 4 года назад +7

      as a jamaican i say yall aint seen nth yet

    • @dwtolar
      @dwtolar 4 года назад +2

      He won't be laughing on judgement day!! Repent! God does not make mistakes. Man rebels against God and brings death and destruction back upon himself.

  • @JohnSmith-nm4zd
    @JohnSmith-nm4zd Год назад +15

    Chris Rock is the greatest living American stand up comedian

  • @rasheedqe
    @rasheedqe 4 года назад +1248

    This is both the funniest and most tragic thing I've ever heard. Only a comedian could point out the vast wealth gap and exploitation of a people while pointing out how we all OK with that and make it funny and sad at the same time.

    • @crystalruiz1397
      @crystalruiz1397 4 года назад +24

      Like your soul weeps with laughter from the pain.

    • @rasheedqe
      @rasheedqe 4 года назад +19

      @@charlesscott27 No it's the moral responsible of everyone to not take advantage of Caribbean poverty. And to help the people who live there rather than using their land as a cheap vacation spot.

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 4 года назад +10

      What exploitation? The reason they're dirt poor is because there's nobody to exploit them. If some greedy capitalists set up shop there, then they'll have chances to get jobs and make a better living, like the Chinese have been in last decades. Until then, they'll remain bums. I guess it goes for much of Mississippi as well.

    • @akbar8477
      @akbar8477 4 года назад +3

      I think that's why "God" created laughter. It is sad, but its so structural you know your best efforts will only look good for a while. So laugh!

    • @sipanon9711
      @sipanon9711 4 года назад +3

      And for a second there I thought you felt sad for the poor in Mississippi.

  • @vahanbedelian3818
    @vahanbedelian3818 5 лет назад +2866

    This dude 54 damn years old and looks like he could be an undergrad.

    • @teddybear7514
      @teddybear7514 5 лет назад +131

      Undergrad? More like undergradpa

    • @sweetkiss119
      @sweetkiss119 5 лет назад +60

      Teddy Bear agree Chris is looking old.

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 5 лет назад +69

      Black don't crack unless you have a hammer.

    • @memoasus1967
      @memoasus1967 5 лет назад +12

      He has joe Biden teeth

    • @lajames5388
      @lajames5388 5 лет назад +25

      Black don’t crack!!

  • @richardxia1720
    @richardxia1720 3 года назад +482

    “God doesn’t make mistakes”
    Greek mythologies: And I took that personally

    • @daniellehall9679
      @daniellehall9679 3 года назад

      He could have said the three monotheistic religions Judaism, Islam, and Christianity, but all that explaination would have ruined the joke.
      But let's fact check him like anal retentive nerds anyway.

    • @richardxia1720
      @richardxia1720 2 года назад +5

      @@wherewereyou4500 the fuck?

    • @dispogaming1011
      @dispogaming1011 2 года назад +3

      @@wherewereyou4500 what was in that video????

    • @wherewereyou4500
      @wherewereyou4500 2 года назад

      @@dispogaming1011 ruclips.net/video/JT5P92pcVfE/видео.html

    • @caasieu
      @caasieu 2 года назад

      @@richardxia1720 what was in the video bro

  • @george.a7364
    @george.a7364 2 года назад +11

    '' That baby wasn't really dead right?'' killed me.

  • @cornsycle2413
    @cornsycle2413 5 лет назад +687

    Chris Rock: Everyone religion believes that god doesn’t make mistakes.
    Zeus and Friends: Smile and wave boys!

    • @tanaka-kunthelazy4995
      @tanaka-kunthelazy4995 5 лет назад +17

      Smile and wave 🐧🖐

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 4 года назад +4

      Cute and cuddly boiz,cute and cuddly

    • @salemk176
      @salemk176 4 года назад

      *Waves in Wiccian*

    • @jp-vo2rx
      @jp-vo2rx 4 года назад +1

      That's mythology foo

    • @salemk176
      @salemk176 4 года назад

      @@jp-vo2rx you do realize that people still worship greek and other pantheons of gods besides the abrahamic monotheistic God with a capital G you talk about

  • @thegoat9320
    @thegoat9320 4 года назад +524

    I died when he said that baby wasn't really dead right 😂

    • @bestntheworldsince87
      @bestntheworldsince87 4 года назад +10

      So did the baby...

    • @mynombreisjon
      @mynombreisjon 4 года назад +4

      I love whenever I see a comment just as they are saying it, the stars align

    • @kojoyeboah7
      @kojoyeboah7 4 года назад +1

      @@mynombreisjon that just happened to me right about the fvck now😂

    • @casualobserver2380
      @casualobserver2380 4 года назад +1

      How do so many dead people manage to write comments?

    • @ivyc3500
      @ivyc3500 4 года назад

      LMAO

  • @gwillis01
    @gwillis01 4 года назад +618

    The best part was the part where he talked about looking out the window of the resort van at all the poverty and then having instant amnesia after drinking one cocktail at the resort.

    • @carlbowles1808
      @carlbowles1808 3 года назад +15

      Alcohol temporarily cancels the reality that life sucks. Chris Rock makes that so funny 🤣.

    • @TheBenNZ
      @TheBenNZ 3 года назад +11

      That baby wasn’t dead right?😬🤭🙈😂

    • @d-gab2864
      @d-gab2864 3 года назад +12

      I'm Jamaican and even before he mentioned the name I knew he was talking about me

    • @RCCruz01
      @RCCruz01 3 года назад +2

      "THE BEST PART WAS WHEN HE DID HIS ROUTINE" bitch shut the fuck up

    • @liamfan
      @liamfan 2 года назад +2

      Sad and tragically funny

  • @TheCdr19
    @TheCdr19 2 года назад +145

    Anyone defending Will Smith is weak minded. You have to understand that comedians are the last pillar of truth in entertainment. If you slap a comedian, you let the truth affect you negatively. Get a grip.

    • @stephaniecherry7120
      @stephaniecherry7120 2 года назад +7

      Joking about someone's health is a bad thing too. Verbal abuse vs physical abuse. They are both wrong. But if he did it to my mother, i might slap him too.

    • @SumriseHD
      @SumriseHD 2 года назад +39

      @@stephaniecherry7120 He didn't say she's ugly or it looks bad. He basically just acknowledged the fact that she's bald. That's it. There is no verbal abuse.

    • @Rahuljoshi008
      @Rahuljoshi008 2 года назад +6

      @@SumriseHD facts

    • @babyyykyyy
      @babyyykyyy 2 года назад

      @@stephaniecherry7120 .

    • @nelliepacheco950
      @nelliepacheco950 2 года назад +1

      I defend mr smith but not because he slapped mr chris but because he touched a very sensitive spot of emotion with his wifes HEALTH issues and he's only human. He reacted out of anger and emotions got the best of him. And he also apologized. Even though it took him some time.

  • @akshaynanthur
    @akshaynanthur 3 года назад +412

    *Marty is the best stand up comic in the whole animal Kingdom...*

  • @SeanRhatigan
    @SeanRhatigan 5 лет назад +230

    For his age and fame level, he's still raw as hell.

  • @dqsimpson5331
    @dqsimpson5331 4 года назад +613

    My home state of Mississippi is 37% poverty. He’s not lying

    • @martinflores1370
      @martinflores1370 3 года назад +8

      @WorldFlex
      That's funny you say that. I have a friend thats from Mississippi and she tells me how backwards the state is and how it's still racially divided in some small towns. I was soo curious and amazed that I want to go with her when she goes to visit her family..lol.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 3 года назад +22

      @@martinflores1370 I knew a couple from MS, they never hid their racism. I also house sit for a couple who escaped from there 20 years ago, & they go back every Xmas to visit graves & try to make peace with their incestuous relatives.
      And Chris is absolutely on point. I visited there in the 1990s, & it was like going back in time to 1890.

    • @kafkaskitchen
      @kafkaskitchen 3 года назад +4

      @WorldFlex as a Hispanic who has walked through Mississippi, your view is greatly exaggerated. Why should someone have to move just cuz someone else has a problem. Hell, naw, stand your ground and hope the next generation is better

    • @kafkaskitchen
      @kafkaskitchen 3 года назад +3

      @@isaacnewton8914 it ain't the only state

    • @kafkaskitchen
      @kafkaskitchen 3 года назад +5

      Only 37? Wow, MS is doing so much better than I thought

  • @ContrastCopy
    @ContrastCopy 2 года назад +57

    As my parents and most extended family lived/live in Mississippi. I can confirm that Mississippi is how he described. My grandmother once told me about how last Easter, the local crackheads were handing out free crack via Easter egg hunts. The cops didn’t even fucking flinch.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 2 года назад

      sounds like your grandmother is an excellent source of information, cause you know, drug dealers give out free drugs all the time ... no wonder you like someone as lowbrow as rock.

    • @bigmo10
      @bigmo10 Год назад

      Crackheads giving rocks away?

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 11 месяцев назад +1

      What? What the heck is going on in that state.

    • @StrawB0ss
      @StrawB0ss 9 месяцев назад +2

      I'd ask for your grandmother's sources in that one.

    • @EricTW12
      @EricTW12 6 месяцев назад

      That’s crazy

  • @shtigers01
    @shtigers01 5 лет назад +1219

    Old Chris rock just looks like a Black Steve-O

    • @justinc6962
      @justinc6962 5 лет назад +12

      😂😂

    • @carlkeelee2533
      @carlkeelee2533 5 лет назад +2

      Lmfao!

    • @iodize1984
      @iodize1984 5 лет назад +12

      damn it you beat me to it. i was thinking the exact same thing 😆 There voice even sounds a bit similar.

    • @Psyrecx
      @Psyrecx 5 лет назад +3

      Old Chris Rock looks like old Chris Rock...
      As in... The way he used to. Not the way he looked when he was 'in his prime'.

    • @maedelelawhorn9738
      @maedelelawhorn9738 5 лет назад

      Yeah he do

  • @dortesandal4303
    @dortesandal4303 3 года назад +667

    "They give you one Pina Colada - and you forgive the worst poverty you've ever seen!!!"
    Chris you brilliant - I love You♥️✌️♥️

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 3 года назад +1

      I never understood that one

    • @dortesandal4303
      @dortesandal4303 3 года назад +22

      @@ryanpulliam8987 well there is massive wealth on the Islands but usually the people who originate from the Islands live in devastating poverty, there is a Lot of violence/rape culture...tourists come, turn their blind eye and live in crazy obscene luxury...but it is extremely beautiful waters, Amazing sea life probably why the likes of Jacques Cousteau, mountbatten and Harrison Ford and others have their summer houses there (on the more remote Islands).
      So Chris is pointing his own and others hipocrisy.... our flakiness if you Will.

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 3 года назад +2

      @@dortesandal4303 ohhh. I got you

    • @mariapdr3261
      @mariapdr3261 3 года назад +10

      As someone from the Caribbean I can say this is totally on point. My country has a ton of problems: poverty, crime, corruption, etc. But the government and resort companies make damn sure to keep it out of tourist areas.

    • @wherewereyou4500
      @wherewereyou4500 2 года назад

      THE STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ruclips.net/video/zm24UjwGKWQ/видео.html

  • @1987FX16
    @1987FX16 4 года назад +706

    Side note. Chris Rock and Steve-O kinda look alike. I don't know why but I just saw it. lol

    • @Germatti13489
      @Germatti13489 4 года назад +20

      Maybe because Chris Rock had plastic surgery and almost doesn't look like Chris Rock.

    • @charvey2284
      @charvey2284 4 года назад +14

      I will never unsee that😆

    • @kramer3d
      @kramer3d 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @pepsifan1364
      @pepsifan1364 4 года назад +3

      No shit man wow

    • @deliagarcia1700
      @deliagarcia1700 4 года назад +8

      Aaand they have them rough type of voices😁

  • @webwolf50
    @webwolf50 2 года назад +110

    Love Chris more than ever now - Go Chris - you ROCK!!!

  • @Jkilla1371
    @Jkilla1371 5 лет назад +561

    Porcupine: that's not a mistake, there are good reasons for that.
    Quicksand: it's not that bad, and also can be used for benefit.
    Mississippi: aw shit...

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 5 лет назад +6

      BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Perfect!

    • @InformationIsTheEdge
      @InformationIsTheEdge 5 лет назад +16

      @Jason Rasmussen So god is powerless to stop evil? Interesting. So much for omnipotence.

    • @ddhouston3380
      @ddhouston3380 5 лет назад +6

      Jkilla1371 Humans.. we causing our own extinction😂

    • @Jkilla1371
      @Jkilla1371 5 лет назад +1

      @@ddhouston3380 I agree with that completely. We've been fucking up since the beginning.

    • @KesorodaBlk
      @KesorodaBlk 5 лет назад +3

      Please explain to the rest of us in this comment thread how quicksand can be useful.

  • @lauryville
    @lauryville 5 лет назад +911

    my broke ass can't even understand the Bahamas joke.

    • @jimjimmyjam8242
      @jimjimmyjam8242 5 лет назад +93

      Your broke ass cant even pay attention to the joke.

    • @CartoonKidOLLY
      @CartoonKidOLLY 5 лет назад +68

      Jamaica isn’t in the Bahamas

    • @ojihasyourback8885
      @ojihasyourback8885 5 лет назад +3

      I couldn't understand too

    • @fareedwhite133
      @fareedwhite133 5 лет назад +13

      Just know that its true, Jamaica, Bahamas, Haiti, Dominican republic. The kids look at you like you there next meal.

    • @JohnDoe-cz3dh
      @JohnDoe-cz3dh 5 лет назад +9

      Think he meant he couldn’t relate common sense

  • @luke2958
    @luke2958 4 года назад +648

    As someone who lives in Mississippi, everything he said about it is true

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT 4 года назад +22

      I use to travel to Macomb back in the 90s. Learned after the first trip not to stop anywhere on the way

    • @ricogaras9613
      @ricogaras9613 4 года назад +18

      All he said was MISTAKE,
      M
      I
      S
      S
      T
      A
      K
      E

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT 4 года назад +7

      He compared it to the area in Jamaica when you leave the airport

    • @queeniemarigold
      @queeniemarigold 4 года назад +31

      C Lockett I was literally born there, I moved recently, and I'd be very happy to never go back to Mississippi. Mississippi is actually a really pretty place, the people are just the horrible part....

    • @breckfarrior6071
      @breckfarrior6071 4 года назад +6

      Not one word was wrong.

  • @chromicapop4595
    @chromicapop4595 2 года назад +53

    that porcupine bit had me howling and tearing up laughing, my eyes BURN from laughing so much👌👌

  • @emmawalton2849
    @emmawalton2849 5 лет назад +1164

    Oh my god he's the zebra from Madagascar

  • @McOuroborosBurger
    @McOuroborosBurger 4 года назад +557

    Chris Rock is going down the George Carlin path and I love it.

    • @vern1101
      @vern1101 4 года назад +49

      George Carlin is hilarious but at the same time lays down so much facts in his jokes

    • @McOuroborosBurger
      @McOuroborosBurger 4 года назад +11

      Vern theres always comedy in the truth

    • @TontoEpstein
      @TontoEpstein 4 года назад +19

      No, I think Chris Rock is going down whatever path will allow his career to pay his alimony.

    • @nmessai215
      @nmessai215 4 года назад +10

      He’s always been like this

    • @ProfessorCDO
      @ProfessorCDO 4 года назад +9

      Facts. I always looked at Chris Rock as Carlin’s most devout student

  • @davidhalliday9531
    @davidhalliday9531 5 лет назад +521

    I can’t listen to Chris Rock without hearing Marty

    • @miguelamigo6030
      @miguelamigo6030 5 лет назад +5

      Who's marty?

    • @PrinceofPeace2000
      @PrinceofPeace2000 5 лет назад +17

      @@miguelamigo6030 bro! You gotta get out more😂

    • @miguelamigo6030
      @miguelamigo6030 5 лет назад +8

      @@PrinceofPeace2000 I'm assuming Marty is something you saw in a video so how is "getting out more" going to help?

    • @PrinceofPeace2000
      @PrinceofPeace2000 5 лет назад +22

      @@miguelamigo6030 how can you not have seen the movie Madagascar, u serious?

    • @mokkaveli
      @mokkaveli 5 лет назад +4

      Thank God I'm not the only one plagued by this

  • @joeblo5804
    @joeblo5804 7 месяцев назад +2

    This man and Dave are without a doubt two of the best when it comes to satirical comedy, in the sense that you know it's funny and sad/realistic at the same time.

  • @jaquan123ism
    @jaquan123ism 5 лет назад +373

    stop comparing Dave and Chris and let just be glad that they exist

    • @NoMuShRoOmS
      @NoMuShRoOmS 5 лет назад +2

      Not even a comparison

    • @waltmagic
      @waltmagic 5 лет назад

      @J D Ya but Dave is like steak, it's the main course and I could eat it for every meal. Icecream, is just a dessert amongst many others

    • @lafemmerowena
      @lafemmerowena 5 лет назад +1

      Who compared them? 🤔 They are so different. But both so awesome! Eddie Griffin. 👌

    • @tamil8108
      @tamil8108 5 лет назад +1

      I guess to some people there can only be one black comedian? Can't even understand how there is a comparison. They're just two different comedians.

    • @frankharris5934
      @frankharris5934 5 лет назад +1

      jaquan123ism word

  • @janicemcleod1873
    @janicemcleod1873 5 лет назад +519

    As a Jamaican I'm offended and this is also true...

    • @namepending8587
      @namepending8587 5 лет назад +22

      Another Jamaican here

    • @wallysmithii117
      @wallysmithii117 5 лет назад +11

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    • @CeezyThaGod
      @CeezyThaGod 5 лет назад +35

      janice mcleod 😂😂 I wanted to be mad but that shit had me cryin 🤣🤣

    • @rodneydean7771
      @rodneydean7771 5 лет назад +14

      THE TRUTH SHOULD NEVER OFFEND YOU! THE BIBLE IS IN THE FICTION SECTION IS THE LIBRARY 4 A REASON.

    • @listentalk6111
      @listentalk6111 5 лет назад +3

      Pon the ends

  • @drewbranch7700
    @drewbranch7700 3 года назад +17

    “You see Shabba stabbing a dog……Shabba Shabba”🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlita25
    @charlita25 2 года назад +2

    “Couldn’t tell what year it was” lol 😂

  • @maxwelter1559
    @maxwelter1559 4 года назад +41

    Chris Rock is one of the greats. We are about the same age and it's cool to have watch him go from funny guy on SNL to a really, well respected comedian. I love Chris

    • @wherewereyou4500
      @wherewereyou4500 2 года назад

      DA STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ruclips.net/video/zm24UjwGKWQ/видео.html

  • @adamchen5936
    @adamchen5936 4 года назад +539

    Damn, I swear Chris Rock found the fountain of youth or some shit.

    • @adamchen5936
      @adamchen5936 4 года назад +7

      @JAMES JONES That....wow...that makes a lot of sense.

    • @stevembuku
      @stevembuku 4 года назад +9

      Yeezy taught him

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 4 года назад +30

      Black don’t crack.

    • @forcedtohaveahandle
      @forcedtohaveahandle 4 года назад +4

      @@mephostopheles3752 look at Dave Chappelle or Rick James (bitch!)

    • @subg8858
      @subg8858 4 года назад +1

      If it rhymes, its true

  • @delsinrowe2014
    @delsinrowe2014 3 года назад +55

    "Quicksand. Sand you can drown in. You can drown DRY!"
    And ironically quicksand is actually sand filled with a shit ton of water lmao

    • @TyrBarghest
      @TyrBarghest 3 года назад

      I don't think the average quicksand death is even caused by drowning. It's caused by freezing to death.

    • @FirstLast-vj2sr
      @FirstLast-vj2sr 3 года назад

      Once you sink in it it turns hard

    • @FirstLast-vj2sr
      @FirstLast-vj2sr 3 года назад +1

      @@ZomBeeQueeen Thats what he said 😂

    • @wherewereyou4500
      @wherewereyou4500 2 года назад

      DA STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ruclips.net/video/zm24UjwGKWQ/видео.html

  • @Ayubkdkisitu_ug_usa
    @Ayubkdkisitu_ug_usa 2 года назад +2

    God was fucking up...😂😂😂😂 That line never gets Old 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a.m.m.4592
    @a.m.m.4592 5 лет назад +167

    Tambourine was such an underrated show. Chris dropped some serious life knowledge in this one.

    • @rootsdubz
      @rootsdubz 5 лет назад +6

      After watching it, i felt as if he was doing his last ever special. He reflects on his life a lot in this one.

    • @JakeJupiter
      @JakeJupiter 5 лет назад

      Yeah this one was more personal and insightful than hilarious. I kind of feel like it was the perfect standup after the years he's had since his last big tour... He needed to have a somewhat cathartic performance.

    • @bowen1704
      @bowen1704 5 лет назад

      A. M. M. Only on Jamaica, not the other ones.

  • @mojussoul7398
    @mojussoul7398 5 лет назад +235

    2:38 "M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E"

    • @spartax8570
      @spartax8570 4 года назад +3

      Blacks and grammar 🤣

    • @iamtheonejanedoe
      @iamtheonejanedoe 4 года назад +55

      As a reference to MiSSiSSipi ...

    • @stereoraptor6940
      @stereoraptor6940 4 года назад +48

      @@spartax8570 bro, it was part of the joke. this "black" made a joke that went over your head. funny how racists tend to be really stupid. dunning kruger i guess.

    • @glensomething2800
      @glensomething2800 4 года назад +6

      @@spartax8570 you right it would be stupid for something to be spelt with ss in it, hey he should make a joke about the fact that missisippi has the same thing.

    • @waterdroplets1627
      @waterdroplets1627 4 года назад +13

      It's a joke. A mistake for the word mistake along with the word Mississippi

  • @bulishfx
    @bulishfx 3 года назад +42

    I want this Chris and Dave never to get old. They are just a magnificent gem

    • @ginrod9392
      @ginrod9392 3 года назад +2

      Chris Rock is hilarious.

    • @bulishfx
      @bulishfx 3 года назад +1

      @@ginrod9392 yeah them are

  • @thealternativefactor6694
    @thealternativefactor6694 Год назад +5

    Man, that Caribbean joke hit home when I went to the Dominican Republic. The drive from the airport to the resort was crazy. I saw dead bodies on the side of the road and street with no turn signals. Once I got to the resort and filled my belly with oxtails/plantains/goat , I forgot about everything I saw just 3 hrs earlier.

    • @stacyming543
      @stacyming543 Год назад +1

      Jamaica 🇯🇲 is beautiful, in the country side that the government did not pay attention to that is where the smart intelligent youngsters are. Some of them parents get not afford to send them to school.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 7 месяцев назад

      And that's the nice half of the island.

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 5 лет назад +401

    "You know what it's like when you first get to the Caribbean?" Why, no, in fact. I am poor.

    • @feleciaclemons5074
      @feleciaclemons5074 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +16

      That's pretty much what went through my head when he said that.

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 5 лет назад +17

      The minute comedians tell jokes about problems only rich people have, I start to switch off honestly. I can't relate to those problems.

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +7

      @@rachelfox8108 The sad thing is that most people just keep buying into it more and more, which is what keeps these people rich.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 5 лет назад +25

      @@rachelfox8108 He was making a point about how we all ignore the extreme poverty. It was a good thing. You didn't get it. Comedians and many musicians actually care even though they made a lot of money. They use sarcasm and irony to make their points. Chris and Dave Chapelle were very poor at one time, they got lucky working hard. That's the strange unfair system we have. But, if I say socialistic policies are good, everyone labels me a commie and freaks out.

  • @joshandabradford3144
    @joshandabradford3144 5 лет назад +21

    "You take one sip and be like..That baby wasnt really dead right"😂😂😂😂😂Funny af..Love you Chris💖Its jokes! Learn how to take 1!

  • @mertlandglen9969
    @mertlandglen9969 4 года назад +504

    The comparison of Mississippi to Jamaica is very similar to my experience traveling from Toronto to New York city by car. First stop The Bronx. I was like "what tha f..... ? Was there a war here?

    • @nygamerforlife1991
      @nygamerforlife1991 4 года назад +58

      As someone from new york, I been thru the bronx many times and I confirm the accuracy of this comment

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 года назад +13

      there almost was, go learn about Benjy Melendez and how he kept the gangs from starting a war

    • @jopalolive
      @jopalolive 4 года назад +5

      So funny, my same reaction to parts of the Bronx. I have traveled all across the US, and the Bronx and Mississippi are the most "what da f ???

    • @1l9e9o4
      @1l9e9o4 3 года назад +2

      My sides 😂

    • @jmar5785
      @jmar5785 3 года назад +2

      The indigent don’t live in Canada. It’s too fucking cold.

  • @WalterChi
    @WalterChi 2 года назад +51

    He’s talking but all I’m seeing is a talking zebra lmao😂

  • @momomily9229
    @momomily9229 5 лет назад +48

    "You ever been to Mississippi? " I kept rewinding to that part 😂😂😂

    • @haroldfrets1268
      @haroldfrets1268 5 лет назад

      Carried away?!?

    • @bowen1704
      @bowen1704 5 лет назад

      momo mily It’s a beautiful state

    • @ladyshrink22222
      @ladyshrink22222 5 лет назад

      momo mily Democrat owned and run for years. I thought Republicans were the racists? HA!

  • @itsaashish
    @itsaashish 5 лет назад +47

    'You ever been to Mississippi? MISSTAKE!' Lmfao😂😂😂😂

  • @ValseInstrumentalist
    @ValseInstrumentalist 4 года назад +45

    "M-I-S-S-T-A-K-E" I'm dying.

  • @katarinadreams6955
    @katarinadreams6955 2 года назад +3

    I love that I'm watching this on a sunday, 30 minutes before mass

  • @sixmarch
    @sixmarch 5 лет назад +21

    That drive from the airport to the resort is real bro 😩😂😭

    • @darkerbrother1
      @darkerbrother1 4 года назад +1

      Jay Lewis Scariest thing I ever did in my life outside of combat.
      I sat in the OH! Shit seat 💺 to.
      Told everybody in my party. If I get sick here take me to the U.S. embassy. I ain’t going in no dark supposed to be hospital 😲🤬

  • @davidbn5352
    @davidbn5352 5 лет назад +487

    “Every religion claims that God doesn’t make mistakes’
    Buddhists:
    what is a god?

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective 5 лет назад +6

      There are no gods in Buddhism? Have you ever been to a Buddhist country?

    • @jerameelcorporan9974
      @jerameelcorporan9974 5 лет назад +13

      Definitely ain’t that fat guy that’s always sitting down

    • @maki0129
      @maki0129 5 лет назад +29

      @@jerameelcorporan9974 It really isn't, you need to study some more

    • @TigerCraneLove
      @TigerCraneLove 5 лет назад

      🙄

    • @imrickjamesbitch6574
      @imrickjamesbitch6574 5 лет назад

      Pecu Alex How it’s going Alex?

  • @montestu5502
    @montestu5502 5 лет назад +442

    Just a guess, this wasn’t filmed in Mississippi....

    • @pmpdaddyt1218
      @pmpdaddyt1218 5 лет назад +26

      I wish he would've spelled it
      "M-I- Crooked letter-Crooked letter-T-A-K-E"

    • @Trox2018
      @Trox2018 5 лет назад +6

      Or any of the Alabamas.

    • @brianvance1178
      @brianvance1178 5 лет назад +4

      Trox2018 there’s only one Alabama

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 5 лет назад +3

      Trox2018 “any of the Alabamas.” Right, southerners are the ignorant ones.

    • @patdavis3559
      @patdavis3559 5 лет назад

      No it wasn't in MISSISSIPPI facts

  • @eldondedon7884
    @eldondedon7884 2 года назад +5

    Mentioning Jada Smith's bald head...MISTAKE...
    Slapping Chris Rock...MISTAKE ...M.i.S.T.A.K.E 😂
    Love Chris and Will hope to see them in more positive light in the near future.

  • @thejeskumar6605
    @thejeskumar6605 4 года назад +116

    Chris Rock: God doesn't make mistakes
    Hindus: Which one?

    • @nandhinisingh2514
      @nandhinisingh2514 4 года назад +4

      No lie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelfleming1223
      @michaelfleming1223 4 года назад +3

      Braham was a dick head
      Shiva too

    • @assassin9763
      @assassin9763 4 года назад +5

      @@michaelfleming1223 shiva literally cut off his own son's head...by mistake...and then he replaced it with an elephant one when he calmed down...that son is none other than Ganesha...

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 4 года назад +3

      Kali: *tries to hide head behind her back* Not me

    • @shirleytatha8189
      @shirleytatha8189 3 года назад +1

      @@assassin9763 😂😂😂 oh my goodness

  • @elizabethcarire9326
    @elizabethcarire9326 5 лет назад +259

    The true Mistake: The Platypus, webbed feet like a frog, a bill like a duck, venom like a snake, lays eggs like a bird, and no nipples-sweats milk.

  • @djslimnigakagmoneyslim9448
    @djslimnigakagmoneyslim9448 5 лет назад +78

    I love Mississippi born and raised just not planning on going back anytime soon.

  • @mrroy5542
    @mrroy5542 2 года назад +6

    Chris Rock :I am legend
    Will Smith : I am simp

  • @davianngayle8560
    @davianngayle8560 3 года назад +54

    Me being Jamaican not knowing if I should laugh or cry.

    • @lisannecharoo
      @lisannecharoo Год назад +2

      As an islander myself, I was highly offended. Are we less fortunate than some other countries...yes, yes we are. Do we eat locks...nope, no we dont. Are we surprised when we see cars...why should we be, after all we don't take the subway to work; how do we popularly commute you ask...cars my friend, cars.

    • @Pppppppxx
      @Pppppppxx Год назад +1

      Just a joke

    • @forddreamsdofly546
      @forddreamsdofly546 Год назад

      @@lisannecharoo From a tourist's point of view, this is exactly how it is.

    • @IMANVANRULER
      @IMANVANRULER 10 месяцев назад

      It’s just fun!
      We love Jamaica!! ❤
      So Laugh!!!

    • @talltrini10
      @talltrini10 9 месяцев назад

      *nods in trini*

  • @bubeleretshe2251
    @bubeleretshe2251 5 лет назад +100

    "You see little kids eating dreadlocks..." Hahahah he did not just say that.

    • @delanoblanco2248
      @delanoblanco2248 5 лет назад

      Don't be talking about Jamaica. Fuck him

    • @AngelLopez-wm9sw
      @AngelLopez-wm9sw 5 лет назад

      @@delanoblanco2248 This is wah he ain had to take it so far..!!!!

    • @delanoblanco2248
      @delanoblanco2248 5 лет назад +2

      @@AngelLopez-wm9sw I don't know what went wrong on one of his vacation but to me he is just discriminating the place.

    • @AngelLopez-wm9sw
      @AngelLopez-wm9sw 5 лет назад +1

      @@delanoblanco2248 yh I from the islands too, so I find it disgusting

  • @zennydaye3143
    @zennydaye3143 4 года назад +448

    2020: Prime Ministers in the Caribbean are using America as a worst case scenario to encourage people to follow corona guidelines. Rihanna had to donate money to New York cause y'all needed it more than Barbados.

    • @brutalerik87
      @brutalerik87 4 года назад +12

      I know right. All that, and the Caribbean is still worse. Lol

    • @kulikuliurwaha5492
      @kulikuliurwaha5492 4 года назад +9

      That still doesn't come near the horrific poverty of jamaics

    • @zennydaye3143
      @zennydaye3143 4 года назад +60

      @@kulikuliurwaha5492 The point isn't about horrific poverty of Jamaica. The point is about how shitty it is to use a country's horrific poverty as a joke when you're from the richest country in the world, gdp wise, that cares so little about its own citizens that you need handouts from Caribbean citizens, who will actually give money to the richest state in the US because they're not morally bankrupt and they care about human suffering.
      I don't see any American celebrities donating to Jamaica.
      It's about the irony of making dead baby jokes when you're ruled by neo Nazis who encourage you to die for the economy. We're poor and we shut everything down to nothing to save lives, y'all are rich and your leaders are like, "some people are just gonna have to die to keep this gdp up. Let's cull some poor and elderly. Fuck 'em."
      When the wealth of your nation comes from slavery, human sacrifice and the worst corruption known to man, it's just looks like a total lack of self awareness to point at the poorer countries like "haha, our capitalist system of oppression is better, more efficient and more ruthless than yours."

    • @kulikuliurwaha5492
      @kulikuliurwaha5492 4 года назад +9

      @@zennydaye3143 My bleeding heart. This is comedy if u were gonna be a cry baby about it then don't watch it. Not America's fault that the country has poverty issues. People see that when they visit. It is what it is. What they supposed to act blind. GTFOOH!!! Bumpaclat....

    • @kulikuliurwaha5492
      @kulikuliurwaha5492 4 года назад +9

      @@zennydaye3143 if ur system is so superior why the fuck is it so fucked up. Talk shit about America. Meanwhile begging to be let in. Shut the fuck up. Your a goddam joke! And your country had slavery too. But why is it so poor. Didn't it accumulate wealth like you said America did on the backs on slavery. What the fuck happened? What the fuck are you doing talking shit on here, if you so fuckin smart why you no help your country instead of being a jealous shit talking fool!!!!!!

  • @1Bruce93Wayne9
    @1Bruce93Wayne9 2 года назад +7

    "God doesn't make mistakes"
    Noah enters chat.

    • @MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166
      @MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166 6 месяцев назад +1

      Well I'm entering the chat, because I sure am one of those mistakes - PROUD TO SAY IT

  • @heyman6821
    @heyman6821 4 года назад +319

    “You know like, when you go to the carribean”? Yeah Chris we’ve all been

    • @Samarian499
      @Samarian499 4 года назад +16

      Rather be a successful black man in the Caribbean than in the USA. Chris Rock , you don’t know shit!

    • @ibah6
      @ibah6 4 года назад +4

      Jeez dramatic much

    • @Samarian499
      @Samarian499 4 года назад +21

      John Buick I am not impressed. There is much to be said for living in the Caribbean than in Chris Rock’s memory. Most Caribbean people live in better circumstances than Chris Rock did before he became rich. There is abject poverty in the USA on a wider scale than the Caribbean. The Caribbean has produced giant intellectuals who have contributed positively to all aspects of life on this planet. While I understand that it is a comedian’s job to makes jokes, it bothers me when attempts are made by persons like you, who have enjoyed the hospitality of the Caribbean, to mock.

    • @ibah6
      @ibah6 4 года назад +15

      @@Samarian499 dude chill out, you know he was roasting a whole state?!

    • @Samarian499
      @Samarian499 4 года назад +14

      Alhaji Bah it does not matter. Stuff like than just stops short of calling the Caribbean “shithole countries”

  • @peanutbuttermillk2381
    @peanutbuttermillk2381 4 года назад +27

    the entire population of Mississippi who has cell phones disliked this video.

    • @kamjv1
      @kamjv1 4 года назад +2

      i can testify😂💯

    • @hugh2332
      @hugh2332 4 года назад

      All 12?

    • @kamjv1
      @kamjv1 4 года назад

      @@hugh2332 oh so hilarious

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 5 лет назад +286

    "Every religion claims that God doesn't make mistakes."
    Hellenists: Lmao

  • @gogglsh
    @gogglsh Год назад +2

    Describing the drive from the port to resort at Ocho Rios is spot on haha

  • @theempire00
    @theempire00 4 года назад +36

    After 25 years still funny as hell! Legend.

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 3 года назад +146

    "God does not make mistakes"
    Every polytheistic society:
    "lmao nah"

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 3 года назад +8

      Thats a big thing that made me switch to polytheism no way in hell is whoevers in charge of this shit perfect i like the idea of just a couple really powerful dudes just doin their best lol

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 года назад +2

      @@PeterParker-yo6gu lol "and on the sixth day god made man, and saw he should've rested before the seventh day because he knew, he fucked up"

    • @MellowMrNinja
      @MellowMrNinja 3 года назад +4

      *Greece has entered the chat*

    • @Anti_Social_Bean
      @Anti_Social_Bean 3 года назад

      @@leeman27534 well would you prefer if we just kept it at animals?

    • @tjcloar1913
      @tjcloar1913 3 года назад +1

      Even in the Bible god floods the earth because he thought he made a mistake in man

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus 4 года назад +74

    The platapus was the reason god took a break. He made that shit and went whoa, this is gonna escalate quickly, better nap.

    • @stephenolder4552
      @stephenolder4552 4 года назад

      He should have threw everything in the garbage and start from scratch.

    • @wherewereyou4500
      @wherewereyou4500 2 года назад

      DA STORY BEHIND THE SLAP: ruclips.net/video/zm24UjwGKWQ/видео.html

  • @joefatalooch8057
    @joefatalooch8057 2 года назад +5

    When its all said and done, he is one of the funnest comedians ever.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 2 года назад

      Will Smith is funnier than Rock with just one hand. Rock, hates on people with diseases and queer people regularly as part of his gig. I've never seen Will Smith do this. It's just not funny sometimes, to go after someone you don't know like that.

  • @gavingomwe4536
    @gavingomwe4536 5 лет назад +82

    "That baby wasn't really dead right?"

    • @iocsparkfire00
      @iocsparkfire00 4 года назад +1

      Took me awhile but I found your comment

  • @tonysoprano82
    @tonysoprano82 5 лет назад +65

    As a Mississippian, I find this very funny

    • @kbs8586
      @kbs8586 5 лет назад +2

      As a Mississippian I am offended. And yes I know it’s comedy. But it will make other people think it’s true. Because it’s not.

    • @bowen1704
      @bowen1704 5 лет назад

      ok It’s dumb stereotypes

    • @bigr2305
      @bigr2305 5 лет назад

      And mostly true 😂😂😂

    • @bowen1704
      @bowen1704 5 лет назад

      Damien Russell Nope

  • @CellarDoor-rt8tt
    @CellarDoor-rt8tt 5 лет назад +167

    Chris Rock: Every religion believes god doesn’t make mistakes.
    Scientologists: that’s not true. Our whole religion is a mistake

  • @garypedigogaeu5787
    @garypedigogaeu5787 Год назад +1

    He is my favorite comedian. Smart and funny and truthful.