Chris Rock - I made it
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When guys cheat we’re just trying a new dish, when a woman cheats it’s a whole lot different. They have emotionally already checked out.
Yep, boys will be boys is just short for that boys will be curious. It's like the button you are told not to press... what happens when you press it? It doesn't help when that button has ass for days and double D's.
When a woman cheats, they go to a whole ass new restaurant.
Sunny, comparing/ lowering precious relationships and connecting your heart with another special person to the level of trying new dishes tells a lat about the seriousness of the commitment. If one crave for new dishes one should find a partner with the same appetite or stay single to get a lot of flavours. One should not burden and break another person.
@@s.o.t.s.o.t. great sentiment you preach over there. But sadly, the world is an unfair place and only you are responsible for your happiness.
@@prachetasnayse9709 its only one type of happiness. but it damages another. much easier stance if you've "dated" a lot, admittedly. I tell you what though, sexbots will be a huge thing in the future. 😊
I love Chris Rock - always have always will! He’s so smart ,so funny ,just real !
This is the best comedy skit ever 🤣
Once your wife does a "quiet quit", its over. Couple therapy is to prove to herself ,her conscience and her friends that "she tried to make it work".
Love you Chris Rock. I truly appreciate your observations and experiences of life, divorce & everything. So nice to see Chris Rock clips on you tube & get a few minutes to laugh & forget everything else. Thank you. 😘
I will say this as a Man that we are willing to hold ourselves Accountable and we have the Courage to own that Accountability in front of the whole world. My Father blamed my mother for a lot of things, but eventually he did admit to his actions, but my Mother NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER admitted that she did one thing wrong in their brief 4yr marriage and she spent the next 30yrs reminding him over and over blaming him for what he did!
She never remarried, while he went on get married 3 times.
13yrs after he died, she visited his gravesite and spent 30 whole minutes in our store talking to the customers of the family business that he built and blaming him for getting remarried twice; when she was the one that filed for the divorce. I know for a fact today that I couldn't marry a woman like my mother, because she doesn't know how to let go of a grudge or take any accountability for her demanding, blame-drunk, disagreeable nature. While I pray for her to heal those deep wounds that she refuses to forgive all these years later.
Understand that whole story. Im nearly 31, my parents got divorced to and i lived with my mother since im 17.
I came to the conclusion that the whole problem was that view that man and woman are equal. Its just false. Man are 10x more capable in ethics, generosity, bravery, let go things and so for. Whatever a man is capable to do ethically, you have to divide this by minimum 5 to get what a woman can. Wathever a man handles a endures, you divide by mininum 5.
One that doesnt understand that live in a world that is a fantasy. Biology tells you what to expect of a woman. Mary Wollstonecraft, one of the earliest feminist, said that man are better equiped to have high ethical behaviours :
" Let it not be concluded that I wish to invert the order of things; I have already granted, that, from the constitution of their bodies, men seem to be designed by Providence to attain a greater degree of virtue." Mary Wollstonecraft
@@MohamedElouarda-qk6ws Well I don't believe one is superior over the other but that in general each has their strengths and weaknesses. But I will say amongst a good number of men as well as women that I've observed personally, men have not shown themselves so very virtuous nor ethical, not in the least, and while the women are by no means without faults they've shown much more stability, loyalty and sense.
Will we ever know the statistics,don't believe everything that is written,actions speak louder that words. I say this because i held my father as the standard when in reality before 8th child he left with another woman. He was i though the greatest, his leaving felt like a death..mom just continued doing what she always did.. working to support us,she scolded when needed but she never was mean or slaved us. We always had food, laundry done, a clean house, no complaints, unless kid mistakes we all go thru. YES, she's my hero.
@@MohamedElouarda-qk6wswhatever a man can endure divide by 5 for a woman? What man has ever endured 9 months of pregnancy and several hours of childbirth? Too many of us men are delusional…
Mad respect for you Chris
He’s so right. All those educated assholes, sanctimonious assholes telling Chris what a baaad husband he’s been, were only there for one reason - to take Chris’s money. That’s the bottom line.
Wrong, the bottom line is that you clearly scored poorly on the reading comprehension portion of your GED exam.
even if he was a good husband, they would still be taking his shit from him.
That Drake joke aged bad😅
Fr 😂
😭
Why, what am I missing?
He has been linked to under aged girls😬😳
This is 10 days ago but it sounds like it's several years old
There was a reason you cheated. I remember the Quarterback Joke. Very funny and very true. Some women want to play quarterback in the marriage even when they joined the team as a wide receiver.
All women want to play quarterback in a marriage by emasculating their husbands. But the husbands need to be smarter and put her back in her place. Most husbands are so scared they come across as neutered. I know of a Hollywood’s biggest Ad who is very respected by his co workers , the man is powerful on the sets. But at home this guy is pathetic. His wife wears the pants at home. Every little decision is made by her. She has hissy fit if he does something wrong.
This exactly.
There was a day I realised Chris Rock's routines weren't abstract, generalized jokes but him telling all of us just wtf was going on in his relationship. Truth be told when I saw them on Oprah together they didn't make sense to me. I've always felt like she saw Chris as a means to an end.
😂
U DON'T WANNA BE IN FAMILY COURT PERIOD!!!
But especially if you're a man.
Perspective is everything! You made it my brotha!
Drake helping his daughters with their homework didnt age well.
"drake he6loed me with my homework"
Drake helped me with my homework... name may not hold up in the coming days
Chris
This is SO funny and SO True! I divorced my wife cause she was a psychopath and had anger issues. The 1st judge was black female and hated men. I wrote a letter to her boss and they censored her. She got transferred out of family court in NJ.
Courts treat men like garbage. It's sad.
Kevin Samuels would say that Chris "exercised his options."
Absolutely! Except two things. 1. I didn’t bring it on myself. 2. I’m not Chris mfing Rock so I had to start from zero. Actually that’s wrong. Had to start from waaaaay less than zero. My kids are grown and I’m still paying. Must be nice to be Chris mfing Rock?
Pathetic..
Stay strong bro.
Real humiliation. Who the heck do these court officer's think they are.
Thank you
That divorce sh*t sounds like hell
Thanks for the LOL.. I'm Chris rock not Chris brown!😂😂😂😂😂
Why the laugh track ?1?
Judge confused the Chris-es. Like Rock music?
He broke her and his family by sleeping around and maybe giving her a std. i mean, his thingy went in so many other holes’ juices. If she knew it would be her choice to let him enter her. But him laughing about being a backstabber, joking about his kids going through this battle bc he choose to break his soulmate, their mom, his family … and presenting himself as the victim … funny guy. Now you can tour around, f*ck around, just stay single
Did you listen at all? 0:48
How did he present himself as the victim when he actually said in the video that he f***** up.
@@afolabiot I listened to his version … he “cried” a lot about how HE felt about what happened to him during the tearing apart of his family, about his view on custody, how HE was looked at during court, describing his ex-tobe and lawyers as vultures, about, his money, his kids … as if she was the cause and he was the poor victim.
Obviously, Chris Rock did not get divorced in California.
Would have wound up the same. Even if he had not cheated.
Painfully funny man....
THAT'S what you think the moral of this story is 😳😳 "I made it"🙄😬🤦🏽♀️
That's not the moral, that's the title.
The TITLE is not necessarily the MORAL.
@@afolabiot No no no, I meant that question to be directed at Chris Rock.
Bottom line don’t ever get married fellas and if you have kids by her take pics and keep all your receipts that has to do with your kids🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
Don't expect a woman to stay with you if you cheat. If you think you want to cheat or fk other woman just get a divorce and get it over with.
@@lpk6372 it ain’t safe nowadays bro it’s just fucked up how history repeats itself remember the analogy that Eddie Murphy made about Micheal Jordan and his wife back then on raw that mf was rich back then and she still tried to divorce him my point is this shit is more of a trend women ain’t doing it for love no more😕😭😭
@@DezMontega stop pretending these rich dude are innocent or angels. THEY CHEAT and far more then the wives they marry. A person has every right to leave a marriage if the other person cheats, a person has the right to leave if they have left the marriage. You act like such a victim on basic levels of understanding. I can see why your types can be easily radicalized by the right
Not funny for me listening to his vocabulary.
Well he has always talk like that so sounds like a personal problem to me -
I agree and not expecting anything less. Just giving my opinion.
@@RevCeleste not a problem, an opinion. You can appreciate someone having different views on vocabulary
Must not be for you bro
@@dfolstad58what are you doing here then? Why not listen white articulate comedians. No. Let's listen to a black guy and complain about it. Bloody hell. White people have it completely.