Chris Rock ROASTING People

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Jawnwickk
    @Jawnwickk 2 года назад +10429

    In 30 years, Will smith the only person who couldn’t handle it 😂

    • @mentlinc
      @mentlinc 2 года назад +141

      Thats crazy but not really after we watched what he went through from Jada's mess

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 2 года назад +250

      @@mentlinc Jada ruined him! And August made a whole song with a video about it!

    • @mentlinc
      @mentlinc 2 года назад +157

      @@T1Oracle social media burned him alive but Jada was holding the gas can

    • @timab7042
      @timab7042 2 года назад +52

      I think he had built up anger

    • @boknow5506
      @boknow5506 2 года назад +15

      @@T1Oracle Jada butterfly tattoo share done got his low testosterone levels down tell little willy they make medicine for that now so he goes from a slap to crying taking about he is a vessel of love you ain't one love one heart will

  • @virtuaspeedone
    @virtuaspeedone 2 года назад +4918

    Chris Rock will continue to tell jokes. Because that’s what he does 😂😂

    • @rishadaltair3029
      @rishadaltair3029 2 года назад +17

      So are you telling me ths slaps will continue?

    • @Thruthkear
      @Thruthkear 2 года назад +11

      Yeah. He’s a comedian

    • @bruble14
      @bruble14 2 года назад +32

      Will Smith just smacked Chris Rock back into relevance

    • @Thruthkear
      @Thruthkear 2 года назад +3

      @@bruble14 lol

    • @jimmie159
      @jimmie159 2 года назад +9

      As a Superstar veteran standup comedian, im sure he’s built a thick enough skin to not let a slap slow him down. Im sure he’s had sets when he was starting out as a struggling comedian that were much more brutal than those couple of minutes with will smith

  • @KazMaw1
    @KazMaw1 5 лет назад +2613

    "Your movie went straight to audio" 😂 😂 😂

    • @Tuncapoo
      @Tuncapoo 5 лет назад +61

      Haven't even heard this joke yet and I'm creasing 😂😂😂

    • @wateverwatever
      @wateverwatever 5 лет назад +9

      had me dying 🤣

    • @theseproblemsmatter1
      @theseproblemsmatter1 5 лет назад +16

      shit thank the lord i didnt have my beer in my mouth when i saw this

    • @thetruth4198
      @thetruth4198 5 лет назад +16

      That was the best one of all!!

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 5 лет назад +3

      @@Tuncapoo same here lmfaoo 💀💀

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 2 года назад +538

    He roasted Letterman about his marital problems to his face and Letterman spun it into gold. That's a pro, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @donavanmcelroy6263
    @donavanmcelroy6263 2 года назад +955

    “Your movie went straight to audio!”
    Best roast of them all. 😂😂

    • @jayt2266
      @jayt2266 2 года назад +10

      Kills me every time.....LOL

    • @lorddragoono
      @lorddragoono 2 года назад +12

      I fucking died

    • @louie8425
      @louie8425 2 года назад +6

      @@lorddragoono me too. Lmfao

    • @SpursKitten
      @SpursKitten 2 года назад +6

      that was hilarious. 😂

    • @jondavis2790
      @jondavis2790 2 года назад +2

      What movie was he talking about?

  • @emangamer1729
    @emangamer1729 5 лет назад +3995

    The one about Jada not being invited was max savage level.

    • @DopeBoysofatlanta
      @DopeBoysofatlanta 5 лет назад +6

      Eman Gamer you mean mad?

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 4 года назад +29

      I know , right. It's kind of like me swearing off women.

    • @lov4570
      @lov4570 4 года назад +89

      I KNOW she felt that one🤣

    • @geoffreykruse563
      @geoffreykruse563 4 года назад +11

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @torytrice4016
      @torytrice4016 4 года назад +62

      That was savage. She ain't nobody though. Smh!

  • @rssy3819
    @rssy3819 5 лет назад +6681

    Chris rock has looked 30 years old for 20 years

  • @marshallmcdermott4737
    @marshallmcdermott4737 Год назад +609

    "I don't let black people in my house how the hell did I let one in my mind!" That one was gold.

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Год назад +21

      I like how the man raised his hands to protest it's all lies while shaking his head 😂😂.

    • @sugarcube2081
      @sugarcube2081 Год назад +18

      @@joneschilufya867 yeah, i mean its a joke why did he feel that he have to defend him self🤣

    • @courtneyadesile4182
      @courtneyadesile4182 Год назад +5

      I'm crying man, crying. Hilarious.

    • @picnic9185
      @picnic9185 Год назад +5

      The"man" was Bill Gates lol

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 Год назад +3

      Imagine if he is white.....

  • @jmeru7673
    @jmeru7673 5 лет назад +7364

    That R Kelly joke aged well.

    • @Lildoc911
      @Lildoc911 5 лет назад +957

      Unlike his sexual partners.

    • @nathandouglas9750
      @nathandouglas9750 5 лет назад +207

      @@Lildoc911 fuckin hell🤣

    • @Fitforacting
      @Fitforacting 5 лет назад +40

      Lildoc911 boom! Was just thinking the same thing

    • @klaxiee
      @klaxiee 5 лет назад +11

      why ? what happend

    • @Soph149
      @Soph149 5 лет назад +20

      Lildoc911 💀💀💀💀😂

  • @MegaDiva1999
    @MegaDiva1999 2 года назад +1441

    And TODAY Chris got a slap? Come on people. Letterman took it like damn pro. THIS is what Chris does ...and he does it well.

    • @JoseGamboa
      @JoseGamboa 2 года назад +29

      Check 1.23 where he refers to Jada and 8.51 where he says “everybody acting black” while Will applauds. I hope Chris’s standup and career skyrockets because of this

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 2 года назад +11

      Man I dunno. His mind is very sharp so he finds suitable jabs very quickly, but the actual content of them isn't all that intelligent.
      He reminds me of someone I knew who, like him, was bullied as a kid. Just goes around observing people and making fun of them.

    • @fornixtail0829
      @fornixtail0829 2 года назад +26

      @@hugoclarke3284 It takes a different kind of intelligence to be that quick witted. Most people would probably second guess a jab as the words roll out of their mouth. Just because Chris make it look effortless, does not make his brand of comedy any less humorous. Timing is also part of the game, and he sure as hell mastered that facet well.

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 2 года назад +3

      You gotta read the room and the people and have some common sense especially when you've been warned.

    • @LadyVenVen
      @LadyVenVen 2 года назад +21

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 This is a comedian not a regular person. It’s his job to be over the top. If comedians just acted like normal people they would not have a job cause no one would need them.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +5072

    I love how Will Smith’s attack only did one thing to Chris Rock….
    Remind everyone what a brilliant comedian Chris Rock has been his entire career!!!

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 2 года назад +140

      It did two things. That, and it also sold out his upcoming tour tickets lol

    • @CaptKenneth
      @CaptKenneth 2 года назад +102

      3 things actually. 3rd is to people like me who didn't really know Chris Rock. Now we know and we LOVE HIM. HE IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AF

    • @nm9412
      @nm9412 2 года назад +24

      I’m a Will Smith fan, but also a Chris Rock fan, too.

    • @awfine
      @awfine 2 года назад +30

      @@nm9412 Pick a side! 🙄

    • @awfine
      @awfine 2 года назад +11

      @@CaptKenneth Where have you been? Under a rock? How could you not know Chris Rock??

  • @Dazlidorne
    @Dazlidorne Год назад +140

    3:46 I love this with Chris Rock and David Letterman. Chris Rock is roasting him non-stop. He didn't let up. Dave keeps his cool through the whole thing. No slapping.

  • @couponbee3311
    @couponbee3311 2 года назад +1630

    I love when Chris was joking about how terrible Letterman's voice sounded and also about going home to a mad wife. Letterman joked and laughed with him, you could see the friendship and love between the two of them. Love both comedians!!!

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 2 года назад +24

      Until he crossed the line about being bored. He doesn't know when to stop.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 2 года назад +66

      this was when letterman's cheating scandal happened.

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 2 года назад +3

      @@KaylaMarie_ Pray

    • @__________Troll__________
      @__________Troll__________ 2 года назад +97

      *Yeah ikr. Did you notice how Letterman didn't slap him?*

    • @dcgo44r
      @dcgo44r 2 года назад +6

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 that backfire, didn't it? Maybe he is jealous, we might never know, but he is a comedian! He is allow to get away with it in a civilized society. Does any one has asked him when to stop?

  • @ryanowen6359
    @ryanowen6359 5 лет назад +3035

    Chris Rock is the man for carrying Dave thru that interview while he was sick!

    • @Daddy_Ogg
      @Daddy_Ogg 5 лет назад +106

      Yes! I just thought the same thing. He really is carrying the interview :)

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 5 лет назад +150

      @@Daddy_Ogg Agreed. And props to Dave for that great comeback.

    • @anthonylee5982
      @anthonylee5982 5 лет назад +36

      He's also taking shots...

    • @Botshapa
      @Botshapa 4 года назад +38

      Carrying him after he killed him you mean?!

    • @David-bc4hh
      @David-bc4hh 4 года назад +140

      I dont think you young bucks know that Dave was going through a major scandal at that time. Chris didn't care and that's what makes it the most savage out of this entire compilation

  • @rookibofdfc
    @rookibofdfc 4 года назад +2117

    "A lot going on in his head...uh....He's thinking...I don't even let black ppl in my house. I cant believe I let one in my mind!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @guccimane8941
      @guccimane8941 3 года назад +69

      was one of the best lines I’ve heard in a long time

    • @itzamia
      @itzamia 3 года назад +74

      And the guys raising his hand to protest it's a bunch of lies while shaking his head. I'm white and I was laughing my ass off.

    • @donovanwilliams29
      @donovanwilliams29 3 года назад +12

      Priceless joke

    • @sibusisoenockcebekhulu9318
      @sibusisoenockcebekhulu9318 3 года назад +5

      Elite joke! 😂

    • @preach_6940
      @preach_6940 3 года назад +21

      He was like no no no, the, that's not right, hey stop no, wait

  • @darkhorse306
    @darkhorse306 Год назад +69

    3:45 I hope people don't forget that this was like a day or 2 after the Letterman news broke, Chris is a badass.

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Год назад +8

      And I think Chris did well to roast him so that people could move on. And after that no one even talked abt it and in the next show David was more at easy 😂.

    • @darpress9086
      @darpress9086 Год назад +1

      What news broke. Don't remember

    • @darkhorse306
      @darkhorse306 Год назад

      @@darpress9086 letterman got blackmailed for banging interns, told the blackmailer to eat it and it got leaked

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 Год назад +1

      ​@@darpress9086that Dave was schtupping interns at the show

  • @Thedudeabides803
    @Thedudeabides803 5 лет назад +2973

    I don’t think Kristen Stewart had ever sat next to a real human before that day. And no one could ever talk to Dave Letterman like that. Pure Gold

    • @thriller985
      @thriller985 5 лет назад +82

      Not a Norm MacDonald fan I see lol Norm burned Dave worse than anyone

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 5 лет назад +37

      Kristen Stewart is a real human. That's why she was saying, why me? If I'm special enough to get the part, shouldn't I need to prove it?

    • @bobanjordan7653
      @bobanjordan7653 5 лет назад +208

      @@zf5656
      Wtf are you talking about😂😂

    • @wrcpatrick
      @wrcpatrick 4 года назад +199

      She couldn't appear more fake when Chris just gets legit lol

    • @veksone77
      @veksone77 4 года назад +32

      @@zf5656 if she's special enough to get the part doesn't that mean she already proved it!?

  • @dylanschnabel4859
    @dylanschnabel4859 5 лет назад +7161

    It’s so cool how they got the Zebra from Madagascar to voice Chris Rock

    • @deadlink1137
      @deadlink1137 5 лет назад +196

      2005 called and wanted their joke back

    • @Tommygun4700
      @Tommygun4700 5 лет назад +12

      Lmao

    • @dennismelendez3266
      @dennismelendez3266 5 лет назад +176

      @Chimera XDX 1995 called, they wanted their "they wanted their "they wanted their joke back" back" back.

    • @user-zq1lb3lx4m
      @user-zq1lb3lx4m 5 лет назад +85

      @@dennismelendez3266 the 80s called and they wanted their "they wanted their joke back" back" back" back

    • @MANWITDABAG
      @MANWITDABAG 5 лет назад +12

      underated comment

  • @josh903x
    @josh903x 2 года назад +973

    Will Smith really screwed up… not only is Chris Rock going to absolutely destroy him but many other comedians are too. Rock is loved by many other great comedians.

    • @DIRTYPLACCY
      @DIRTYPLACCY 2 года назад +10

      I don’t think he’s going to destroy him will is going through some shit

    • @thcluky5547
      @thcluky5547 2 года назад +57

      Hey pal, Will is a hero. He protected his wife who has Stage 4 terminal alopecia.

    • @Newburg0343
      @Newburg0343 2 года назад

      @@thcluky5547 a hero? It was a joke by a comedian! Will is a coward. If the Rock said that joke he would have just sat there like the little bit*h he is!!!!

    • @apples8872
      @apples8872 2 года назад +10

      @@thcluky5547 I’ve seen people punched for less

    • @jhusty5594
      @jhusty5594 2 года назад

      @@thcluky5547 But that was no right way to react. if you cant take a joke. fr stfu like no one cares. its a joke in the end just relax a bit

  • @kennethbailey6634
    @kennethbailey6634 2 года назад +94

    When Chris gets going you can't touch him. And that is what everybody knows. That is why the Academy keeps bringing him back. And his poise after the Will incident was simply spectacular.

    • @kennethbailey6634
      @kennethbailey6634 2 года назад +4

      Thanks for the likes. And hopefully Will gets the message that life doesn't. Maybe now him and Jada can sit down somewhere and enjoy the good life they have been given. Why anyone thought it was okay with all that madness they have been putting out on the personal side,is besides me.Nobody has to tell you that you doing wrong you already know.The Academy is prestigious,and their not.Thats why they ain't coming back no more,and that's it.

  • @Yourunkbob
    @Yourunkbob 5 лет назад +2996

    Chris Rock was trying to tell ya'll about R Kelly way back then

    • @huwa81
      @huwa81 5 лет назад +177

      Probably because R Kelly peed on that one girl way back then and this was after.

    • @MadCircle01
      @MadCircle01 5 лет назад +111

      Who didn't know about R Kelly? It's a thing that happens way back then.

    • @Yourunkbob
      @Yourunkbob 5 лет назад +16

      @@MadCircle01 Nobody was as sure abt him then as they are now. He's released two albums since this award show aired. Ppl were suspicious back then, now they are certain.

    • @MadCircle01
      @MadCircle01 5 лет назад +66

      robert willis we all knew he peeped on an underage girl back then, that was public knowledge. That's what the joke was about.

    • @Yourunkbob
      @Yourunkbob 5 лет назад +3

      @@MadCircle01 Bro, I didn't say nobody knew about the allegations, I'm saying nobody was SURE. There was still a lot of doubt back then. I don't even know why ur arguing with me. If you disagree then move on to another comment. Ur being annoying.

  • @MegaBecks1981
    @MegaBecks1981 2 года назад +626

    I noticed that Sly Stallone laughed at the Rocky joke. If he had slapped Chris Rock, he’d be in the hospital. But it wouldn’t occur to him to do that, because he’s secure enough to take a joke. Physical and mental strength.

    • @sharonacton3013
      @sharonacton3013 2 года назад +34

      He’s broken thanks to his wife and her ‘entanglement’ 🤮

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 2 года назад +18

      Pretty certain he would have had to make a donation, been called a racist by everyone, and been taken out of hollywood.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 2 года назад +1

      @@TheChosenMoose01 exactly

    • @fearisthemind-killer
      @fearisthemind-killer 2 года назад

      @@TheChosenMoose01 Sly Stallone? Would have been called a racist? You've been watching too much Fox News. No way in hell he would ever be called a racist. Too much history demonstrating the EXACT opposite.

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 2 года назад +7

      @@fearisthemind-killer No, I'm being realistic. He would've had to make multiple donations to charities, been deemed racist, and get shunned by everyone for slapping Chris.

  • @billyyank5807
    @billyyank5807 2 года назад +613

    Trevor Noah laughing his butt off over the jussie smollet joke is hilarious.

    • @Linda19816
      @Linda19816 2 года назад +32

      Yeah! Trevor also hugged Will Smith at the party after he slapped Chris Rock!

    • @user-vv5ju3fj1p
      @user-vv5ju3fj1p 2 года назад +11

      @@Linda19816 Ok... What's your point?

    • @googlename7943
      @googlename7943 2 года назад +19

      @@user-vv5ju3fj1p he criticised kanye but is OK with will smith

    • @user-vv5ju3fj1p
      @user-vv5ju3fj1p 2 года назад +9

      @@googlename7943 How do you draw that conclusion from him hugging Will Smith?

    • @deborahtanner354
      @deborahtanner354 2 года назад

      Yes!

  • @feliciaeaves2996
    @feliciaeaves2996 2 года назад +77

    This is why I don't understand why Will and Jada were so upset! They know Chris Rock and they know how he rolls when it comes to his comedy. He is HILARIOUS!!

    • @jerry5449
      @jerry5449 2 года назад +5

      Felicia Eaves Jada Pinkett is the one who instigated the issue. Will Smith, despite him bearing much of the blame wasn’t initially upset about the joke. But he’s been stressed out about his marriage and was trying to keep it together when Jada snapped and got him to go up there. Smith is a good man but was lacking strength mentally

    • @biancalong1231
      @biancalong1231 Год назад

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    • @kauilanikim2199
      @kauilanikim2199 Год назад

      Jada wasn't upset. Will just overreacted.

    • @kauilanikim2199
      @kauilanikim2199 Год назад +2

      ​@@jerry5449Jada didn't make him go up there. Will laughed, she rolled her eyes, and then Will was like, Lemme go slap him. Jada and Chris have always bickered like this, it was just their thing.

    • @kia12210
      @kia12210 7 месяцев назад +1

      Because if you know industry talk.. Chris has tried to make advances at Jada back in the day. Since then he’s been “joking” on her. At what point does joking become bullying?? You can’t use your line of work to target a specific person. Yes he joked about everyone but not everyone has that type of history with Rock. Not saying will was right but that’s the why

  • @-8_8-
    @-8_8- 3 года назад +1133

    "I don't care if everyone is better than me. Give me the job."
    Words of a very rich man.

    • @lmao3911
      @lmao3911 3 года назад +20

      not really only rich people tbh

    • @841-o6g
      @841-o6g 3 года назад

      What's the twit doing now 🤣

    • @MrSlowestD16
      @MrSlowestD16 2 года назад +65

      Words of every man, lol. Think a poor person would turn down a good paying job they're not qualified for?

    • @skully2403
      @skully2403 2 года назад +20

      Nah complete opposite do you think a poor person has the privilege to care if they are qualified for a job

    • @Drew-vn8rx
      @Drew-vn8rx 2 года назад +9

      Or a very poor man

  • @TheOmegasVisage
    @TheOmegasVisage 3 года назад +1250

    I like how the Olsen twins were nodding and laughing like, “yeah he’s creepy af please keep him away from us”.

    • @blakequann9380
      @blakequann9380 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 3 года назад +61

      which is funny because the olsen twins are creepy too. well not r kelly creepy .. but close.

    • @beatrizm9451
      @beatrizm9451 3 года назад +26

      @@meesalikeu what stfu

    • @freestylehood3936
      @freestylehood3936 3 года назад +40

      Olsen twins are creepy too man 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @ToxiicZombee
      @ToxiicZombee 3 года назад +40

      @@beatrizm9451 hahaha nah hes right they are kinda creepy lol they look like little vampires everytime I see them huddling together and shit pale af lol

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 года назад +846

    F*cking love Chris Rock. Fearless comedians are a dying breed & he's one of the last ones standing

    • @Posthistoricalslave
      @Posthistoricalslave 4 года назад +17

      Ricky Gervais, Hasan Minhaj , bill burr

    • @xbxbax69
      @xbxbax69 3 года назад +2

      Frankie Boyle

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 3 года назад +10

      @@xbxbax69 Frankie Boyle is a sellout & a Socialist scumbag to boot

    • @xbxbax69
      @xbxbax69 3 года назад +1

      @@Stuart267 still funny tho

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 3 года назад +11

      @@xbxbax69 at one time he was. now he's all about propagating White Guilt.

  • @nightshadebrown7593
    @nightshadebrown7593 2 года назад +34

    Love this brother. He is one of the greatest people I ever met. He is very humble and down to earth. And will talk to you like a regular person.

  • @siyasangajabane1203
    @siyasangajabane1203 5 лет назад +3833

    I don't care everybody's better than me. Give me the job

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare 5 лет назад +101

      I really felt that

    • @Lildoc911
      @Lildoc911 5 лет назад +25

      To Stewart as well. I know she's probably a better actor now. It was just candid and raw.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 5 лет назад +29

      I don't care IF everybody is better than me.

    • @siyasangajabane1203
      @siyasangajabane1203 5 лет назад +7

      @@Kyle_Hubbard lol its not for marks

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 5 лет назад +17

      @@siyasangajabane1203 My bad, was trying to translate Nigganese to English.

  • @also9825
    @also9825 2 года назад +499

    The most amazing thing about this video now, is that no one punches him or even attempts to, throughout the WHOLE video

    • @RussellWatters
      @RussellWatters 2 года назад +13

      Dave sat there and took it like a champ. Couldn't say much...

    • @blwtheblue
      @blwtheblue 2 года назад +4

      Well im happy someone finally did. Too bad it was staged

    • @akmaldanial67
      @akmaldanial67 2 года назад +5

      @@blwtheblue Actually, it's real.

    • @shabzone
      @shabzone 2 года назад

      Uh did you see the unedited end to the letterman interview? ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @spirotomaras4108
      @spirotomaras4108 2 года назад +1

      I thought the most amazing thing was Stallone's face. He wanted to smile so bad, his face just wouldn't allow it. The hardest rep he has ever done was pushing out that smile.

  • @joshpeetrash
    @joshpeetrash 5 лет назад +507

    His back-and forth with Letterman is absolutely gold 😂

    • @PayneKilla94
      @PayneKilla94 5 лет назад +20

      Warranty is running out lmaoo fucking died

    • @omeganrayn
      @omeganrayn 2 года назад +10

      IMO, I love his back and forth with Leno.
      That “straight to audio” was probably not the first time he told that joke BUT it hit so well and Leno was caught off guard and rolling

  • @ashleydiamond973
    @ashleydiamond973 Год назад +23

    His job is making people LAUGH, and that he did!!!!!! 💪🏾

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 4 месяца назад

      I swear he really is the funniest comedian in the world.

  • @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon
    @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon 3 года назад +651

    The fact the Chris Rock made Sylvester Stallone laugh shows he has the true gift of comedy. I have never seen him laugh in public gathering like ever.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 2 года назад +22

      He laughed? Seriously, how could you tell? He's plastic.

    • @MichelleVisageOnlyFans
      @MichelleVisageOnlyFans 2 года назад +11

      It's impossible to laugh through all that Botox, man!

    • @taylorj7
      @taylorj7 2 года назад +16

      @@cutieapplepie he smiled thru the botox 😂

    • @cliffbooth7075
      @cliffbooth7075 2 года назад +12

      The true challenge would be getting Donald Trump to legitimately laugh. He fake smiles but never laughs.

    • @vindiaz2924
      @vindiaz2924 2 года назад +2

      That's his 24-7 crooked lip look, not a laugh.

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 5 лет назад +386

    "Jennifer is just the Commodores, the ass is Lionel Ritchie." LOL

  • @Observer-cp4if
    @Observer-cp4if 5 лет назад +250

    "If my wife is mad at me I just add on shows." Hahahahaha!

  • @theotherstatesofamericahis5212
    @theotherstatesofamericahis5212 2 года назад +17

    The letterman clip is wonderful. Chris starts with the cliche comments, then goes right for Dave's personal life, then brings it back to himself, and lets Dave get a couple in. Mastery

  • @toomuchdrivetothrive
    @toomuchdrivetothrive 5 лет назад +772

    His early standup is still the best I've ever heard. No one does economics jokes like Rock. His minimum wage joke still makes me laugh.

    • @chillbro2275
      @chillbro2275 5 лет назад +5

      hahaha I haven't heard that one, I wanna find it.

    • @nshivaguru7743
      @nshivaguru7743 5 лет назад +4

      @@chillbro2275 ruclips.net/video/mEa0ex1XP4c/видео.html

    • @iamjaquanna
      @iamjaquanna 5 лет назад +4

      agreed! he is truly the best!

    • @dnkzn3184
      @dnkzn3184 5 лет назад +3

      Todd Beuckens Agreed! He’s definitely one of my favorite stand up comedians of all time.

    • @biguglyduck540
      @biguglyduck540 4 года назад +3

      Even Jay Z had to quote Chris rock

  • @don8668
    @don8668 5 лет назад +794

    "What the hell am I coming home to a mad woman for?"
    I could not agree more.

    • @maloneaqua
      @maloneaqua 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @marcb3733
      @marcb3733 3 года назад +4

      Mannn its those phrases that make me so happy I dont date my ex anymore

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 2 года назад +6

      A helluva lot of men and women have gotten that phone call from their partner while out with their friends or at the bar or something... "You better come home right now, goddammit!!!"
      Uhhhhhhhh no. Nope, no thanks, not gonna do it. You sit there and cool off for a day or two, honeybunch, then we'll talk.
      Back in the day before cell phones, it was even worse. Because if you answered the phone they knew right where you were. So sometimes they'd come looking for your ass just to yell at you and make a big scene. Don't do that, people. NOBODY wants to see that.

    • @jsmum196
      @jsmum196 2 года назад +5

      That was a joke to Will about Jada.

    • @TortugaLuv
      @TortugaLuv 2 года назад +3

      will is this you?

  • @chrismoser9676
    @chrismoser9676 3 года назад +404

    You see how smart Dave Letterman is too? He subtlely says "keep going", which on the surface matches Chris's story, but he's really saying to Chris "this is good. Don't stop this joke yet". Chris went totally off the cuff after that, and even set up Dave's punchline.
    That's old school, HIGH LEVEL improv ability from both of them

    • @donchristie420
      @donchristie420 3 года назад +5

      @Todd Hampton comedians aren’t always funny to everyone and he does know how to feed off others- first comment stands

    • @MrBoDiggety
      @MrBoDiggety 3 года назад +12

      @Chris Genius recognizes genius.

    • @gariejoyce5263
      @gariejoyce5263 3 года назад +22

      Yes i recognized the subtle push from Dave. Boy Dave’s got some thick skin

    • @one.2622
      @one.2622 3 года назад +3

      Calm down lol

    • @jermainejackson9024
      @jermainejackson9024 3 года назад +2

      He spares nobody 🤣😂😭

  • @samschlafly6200
    @samschlafly6200 Год назад +13

    That's a funny dude right there. Love this compilation. Really puts into perspective the level of his talent.

  • @avery-james
    @avery-james 3 года назад +287

    “Your movie went straight to audio.” Lmaooo

    • @Diispaceyone
      @Diispaceyone 3 года назад +10

      Holy shit that killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @charlesspeaksthetruth4334
      @charlesspeaksthetruth4334 3 года назад +5

      That was a good one lol 😆

    • @dennisbraxton3770
      @dennisbraxton3770 3 года назад +5

      Even Jay leno couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @itsbmeGaming
      @itsbmeGaming 3 года назад +2

      @@dennisbraxton3770 That laugh said that even he knew he starred in some bad movies. True fact is that one he did called Collision Course, he stated that on the last day of filming the movie ran out of money so they couldn't film some other scenes or even do post production or editing. This is probably the movie Chris Rock was referring too. Poor Jay. 😂

    • @thetruth4198
      @thetruth4198 3 года назад +6

      That was the funniest line in this whole video!!

  • @hallclmall1251
    @hallclmall1251 2 года назад +162

    I love Chris with David Letterman. They seem like real friends and are hilarious together!
    “You still got that boy?” 🤣🤣

    • @leaveitorsinkit242
      @leaveitorsinkit242 2 года назад +1

      How’s that funny?

    • @varsedo
      @varsedo 2 года назад +3

      @@leaveitorsinkit242 comedy is subjective

    • @Gitfiddle
      @Gitfiddle 2 года назад +5

      @@leaveitorsinkit242 it’s a divorce joke. Wooosh!

    • @leaveitorsinkit242
      @leaveitorsinkit242 2 года назад +3

      @@Gitfiddle Ok… now it makes sense. I didn’t know Letterman divorced his wife.

    • @anthonynewman4039
      @anthonynewman4039 2 года назад +1

      Like how could letterman not still have his boy?very funny.Chris Rock is the person who will say the things most people only think.He's such an articulate and precise comedian,one of the greatest.He's handled the Oscar attack like a true gentleman.More power to him.

  • @The-Truth-Bomb
    @The-Truth-Bomb 3 года назад +86

    Letterman tried so hard to change the subject but Chris just kept going. Brilliant 😂😂

  • @ShreeNation
    @ShreeNation 2 года назад +48

    I feel like its an honor to be roasted by Chris Rock

  • @charmac37
    @charmac37 5 лет назад +246

    Chris Rock. Love him or hate him. He’s an all time great. His improvisational skills are off the charts. The ultimate compliment for a comedian is when someone says “you’re funny.” This guy can make you laugh at things you probably shouldn’t even be laughing at. Lmmfao!!!

    • @tylerperkinson1677
      @tylerperkinson1677 5 лет назад +3

      He gets on my nerves occasionally, etc., but he makes me laugh more often than not, and he gets a lot of respect from me.

    • @baronvonfaust
      @baronvonfaust 4 года назад +4

      I really dig how sometimes when he's goin in on someone, he's just cackling at their responses and you can see he finds the whole thing hilarious. I guess it just makes it funnier because he's fully committed to the bit? He's so quick too. I didn't really get in to comedy until a little while back and it was only after I saw Chris Rock on Louie and in Dogma that I realised what a legend he was. So happy I get to enjoy his work now.
      I dunno if any of that makes sense, I'm still ignorant to a lot of what makes comedy work but anyway he's a genius in my book

  • @jsmum196
    @jsmum196 2 года назад +339

    Chris Rock just went to the sky with ratings! We want to see more of Chris now. Will who?

    • @gigia741
      @gigia741 2 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @crusader0074
      @crusader0074 2 года назад +7

      Lethal weapon 4 is better than ALL three Bad Boys.

    • @SleepingSoldier
      @SleepingSoldier 2 года назад

      @@crusader0074 Yeah because of Jet Li.

    • @crusader0074
      @crusader0074 2 года назад

      @@SleepingSoldier
      That’s true.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 2 года назад +6

      Will is gonna take a "sabbatical" and go on a "journey of self healing" blah blah in other words,
      he's gonna let the heat die down. Chris will be packing them in. His stock just went way up.

  • @coryburns9161
    @coryburns9161 2 года назад +764

    I would rather hang out Chris Rock than Will Smith any day of the week 👌

    • @cliffbooth7075
      @cliffbooth7075 2 года назад +1

      Whipped Will Smith hangs out with young men aged 18-20 because he’s scouting sexual partners for his dragon wife.

    • @challengersrt5397
      @challengersrt5397 2 года назад +33

      Any day of the year

    • @owenfolks6
      @owenfolks6 2 года назад +22

      Facts

    • @steveowens913
      @steveowens913 2 года назад +20

      Absolutely!!

    • @matoscu
      @matoscu 2 года назад +18

      💯💯💯

  • @mooncricketproductions8974
    @mooncricketproductions8974 Год назад +2

    Thank you for uploading this! It was good.Chris Rock is so quick-witted.

  • @leohasfunonline4847
    @leohasfunonline4847 2 года назад +660

    I'm here after the Oscars, to see some people that can actually take a joke. Ama right?

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc 2 года назад +4

      i came here to see if Chris could make me laugh and he failed hard

    • @johnsilver6316
      @johnsilver6316 2 года назад +27

      @@coryleblanc you’re commenting because he made you laugh, you’re just butthurt because jada is bald, and she couldn’t take a light joke.

    • @Nardz024
      @Nardz024 2 года назад

      I'm here to see how long it took before someone finally smacked the shit out of this dude that's been ass his whole career..

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc 2 года назад +1

      @@johnsilver6316 nothing he said has ever made me laugh, not even a bit

    • @coryleblanc
      @coryleblanc 2 года назад

      @cosy murx the seal video is real, not fake or made up

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 5 лет назад +914

    *"Rocky" is set where white athletes are as good as black athletes. So "Rocky" is a science fiction movie.* 😂😂

    • @totallynoteko9694
      @totallynoteko9694 5 лет назад +67

      @Illuminati Sheep the first one was a joke but then you come out here with no jokes all racist like

    • @johnsheehan1194
      @johnsheehan1194 5 лет назад +5

      Wow, you got your whole life torn apart in that paragraph lol shows a big narrative in the black community too.

    • @LauritZenc
      @LauritZenc 5 лет назад +48

      LOL. I remember a time when people would just laugh at jokes like this, or alternatively just ignore them if not to their taste, without getting all triggered. Pathetic snowflakery.

    • @LauritZenc
      @LauritZenc 5 лет назад +22

      @Illuminati Sheep When you get bored of trawling the Internet looking for things to be offended by, try to enjoy Christmas with your friends and family. Assuming you have any friends or family who wish to keep in touch with you.
      And assuming the concept of the Christmas festival doesn't deeply offend you (let's be honest, it probably does), in which case have a nice festive period, happy holidays, or whatever you like to call it. I am now regretting engaging with a snowflake it's bloody hard work! :)

    • @SkammLykelee
      @SkammLykelee 5 лет назад +8

      @@LauritZenc well said.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 года назад +471

    It's funny, looking back at how ruthlessly he ribbed Letterman for his infidelities, I think Chris absolutely should have went with an "August" joke at the Oscars this year. The GI Jane 2 joke was way too tame for Will, he clearly wanted a much better "smack". Seeing how many times Will laughed at Chris' jokes over the years, it's still a very bizarre event.

    • @itszoe2913
      @itszoe2913 2 года назад +14

      Unrelated but Jesus loves you Have an amazing day

    • @k-wizzy9010
      @k-wizzy9010 2 года назад +13

      @@itszoe2913 if it’s unrelated why comment it

    • @TheRadScientist_
      @TheRadScientist_ 2 года назад +28

      After Will slapped Chris, Chris should’ve been like “Damn, I’m gonna feel that slap until August.”

    • @bernie.fitzpatrick7948
      @bernie.fitzpatrick7948 2 года назад +4

      @@TheRadScientist_ great joke Lol 😂

    • @leaveitorsinkit242
      @leaveitorsinkit242 2 года назад +1

      He joked about Letterman’s infidelities?

  • @omeganrayn
    @omeganrayn Год назад +2

    That strahan/garbage man joke is probably something he’s said a million times to people but it’s really good. Such a quick wit and great set up and deliver

  • @ds698
    @ds698 2 года назад +102

    I’m on a Chris Rock stand up video binge, everyone support Rock and get his videos pumped in the algorithm!

  • @darrenthornton2419
    @darrenthornton2419 2 года назад +58

    letterman continuously having him back, knowing damn well Chris is just gonna unload on him...these guys are pros

  • @ladygirl99
    @ladygirl99 2 года назад +825

    Cant tell jokes to will smith lol!! Chris rock always been one of my favorite comedians.

    • @TomatoFries2024
      @TomatoFries2024 2 года назад +3

      Me Too love his humor

    • @ericalexander3816
      @ericalexander3816 2 года назад +6

      Well technically Will Smith was laughing at the joke but then saw his wife ugly side stare and decided he had to do something about it.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 года назад +5

      you even see will here laughing at another chris performance. its not even will that had a problem with the joke. the joke chris told was meaningless.

    • @josemojica5117
      @josemojica5117 2 года назад +2

      The difference between a joke and crusing the line seems that people is so bad at comedy that can’t make people laugh without insulting someone you laugh all you want amd defend chris every way you want but lets see when someone makes fun at some close to you that you loved and have a disease let se you all tough people funny people

    • @ericalexander3816
      @ericalexander3816 2 года назад +5

      @@josemojica5117 Bro do you even speak English? If you want to argue online at least write coherent sentences please. Are you calling Christ Rock a bad comedian? You know he is one of the OG of comedy right? You said something about bad joke and disease? Hair loss is not a disease my friend. 85% of the human race experience balding. It's normal and is in human nature. Like getting old and die. I can agreed that the joke was pretty bad as in not that funny but it doesn't warrant physical assault. Cause you know this is how school shooter was created right? In a society where it ok to do physical harm to a person because of something they said. So what prevent them to take it up a notch and start shooting people?

  • @michaelgreer5174
    @michaelgreer5174 2 года назад +3

    Just a Brilliant compilation.. Thanks.. Genius !!

  • @kavinda05
    @kavinda05 5 лет назад +466

    Chris Rock does not age, I swear he still looks the same as he did 20 years ago

    • @OnyxJames
      @OnyxJames 5 лет назад +10

      He looks better now than he did 20yrs ago-Chris Rock wasnt cute back in the day but now he looks pretty decent,that's the truth.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 4 года назад +13

      'Black don't crack'

    • @barbosaguzman6101
      @barbosaguzman6101 4 года назад +3

      lad until on crack.

    • @justarandomlad3756
      @justarandomlad3756 4 года назад

      @@shawnmendrek3544 I just paraphrased several black blokes here

    • @fabianavalos1386
      @fabianavalos1386 3 года назад

      @@barbosaguzman6101
      Pokie

  • @Irv123
    @Irv123 5 лет назад +309

    "Diabeats" 💀

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 5 лет назад +5

      Nigga got Teats

    • @RapperRank
      @RapperRank 4 года назад +2

      for real that was hilarious 😂

  • @michaelparry2162
    @michaelparry2162 4 года назад +301

    "The first black man he ever met, he got for Christmas" OMG

  • @sukiBambina
    @sukiBambina 2 года назад +19

    It would be an honour for me to get roasted by this man

  • @NomadicBrian
    @NomadicBrian 2 года назад +131

    Hundreds of people got a zing from Chris Rock and handled their shit. He really is a great comedian. Funny as hell.

  • @mybrainmysuperpower
    @mybrainmysuperpower 3 года назад +108

    Chris Rock can make people laugh just by saying "Hi my name is Chris!". He has this delivery style which itself makes things funnier. Just like Eddie Murphy shouting "Shut up" to people and people rolling off their chairs. You don't need complicated jokes for these guys.

  • @allendconder
    @allendconder 3 года назад +174

    I love how the crowd didn't understand comedians pride themselves on roasting each other. Dave is a literal legend to most comedians. it's why Dave had Chris on his show ALL THE TIME. Comedic "Roasts" are not just done on comedy central. Its huge it the industry

    • @adaabeja2061
      @adaabeja2061 3 года назад +8

      Can you explain to me why the audience got mad at Chris when he said "you bore easily?" Dave looked annoyed at the audience, but the clip was cut right there. Did he say anything to the audience for heckling Chris?

    • @Stahlwerk88
      @Stahlwerk88 2 года назад +14

      @@adaabeja2061 referring to the fact that Letterman had been caught having an affair ie. was bored with his wife. Chris is brutal and the audience was being protective of Dave, but Dave was like nah that shit is funny.

  • @danf4447
    @danf4447 Год назад +3

    you gotta love when dave gets a genuine real laugh out of chris..:)

  • @speedyzolt
    @speedyzolt 3 года назад +177

    I like Chris Rock. He’s a brother that brings all people together through his comedy.

    • @oscarjones6756
      @oscarjones6756 3 года назад +3

      Brother wow that’s funny how you use that he’s a black. Replace those two words see how it sounds. Exactly how most brothers will sew this

    • @goodauldglesgatoon163
      @goodauldglesgatoon163 3 года назад

      He's nothing but a racist

  • @serantiepretorius3489
    @serantiepretorius3489 2 года назад +249

    The look Letterman gives the audience when they dont approve when Chris jokes that he bores easy is the best. He looks at them like they are crazy for reacting like that to a joke about himself that he also thought was funny

    • @purpledancerbmw5279
      @purpledancerbmw5279 2 года назад +3

      No, once again Rock went too far. Especially since he lost his family to cheating. It's just not always about a joke.

    • @serantiepretorius3489
      @serantiepretorius3489 2 года назад +60

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 It's not up to other people to get offended on the behalf of someone else that a joke was made to. Lighten up.

    • @iamu9006
      @iamu9006 2 года назад +37

      @@purpledancerbmw5279 Snowflake alert! ❄️ ⚠️

    • @lou4899
      @lou4899 2 года назад

      NO, @Purple, dude. He didn’t go “too far.” You’ve never ACCIDENTALLY put your foot in your mouth before?? Pretty damn sure you have!
      Also, you might wanna familiarize yourself with this disorder called NVLD, which Rock has. 😜 You’re prob gonna feel dumb afterwards.

    • @lou4899
      @lou4899 2 года назад +10

      @I Am U, I know, right?! 😂 ❄️ *BLOCK*

  • @devolutionone
    @devolutionone 5 лет назад +2148

    He is wayyy funnier than Kevin Hart, give him the job.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +92

      devolutionone * - You know the constant “He’s funnier than Kevin Hart” comment just makes Kevin Hart look like the “gold standard” of comedy or some shit. You guys are unwillingly making Hart look like the Michael Jordan of comedy.

    • @wittymartin
      @wittymartin 5 лет назад +103

      Jwda thefax when we all know The Godfather of Comedy is Dave Chappelle

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 5 лет назад +23

      Witness Martin - It’s all subjective, but for the record, I wouldn’t argue against that.

    • @SkammLykelee
      @SkammLykelee 5 лет назад +35

      @@jwdathefax377 Well the point is, Kevin Hart is getting all the movies and all the attention currently. Only one black comedian at a time can get the big bucks. It went, Cosby, Pryor, Eddie, Martin, Rock, Chapelle and now Hart.

    • @mikeanthony2779
      @mikeanthony2779 5 лет назад +32

      Chris is a funnier comedian, for sure, but Kevin is a funnier comedic actor.

  • @jamesarnold9296
    @jamesarnold9296 2 года назад +1

    Lots of Love to Chris.
    Thanks for the memories, please continue to do what you do and don't hold back.

  • @supernate223
    @supernate223 5 лет назад +1013

    Chris was really really roasting Dave Letterman when he lost his voice.

    • @Lepidopray
      @Lepidopray 5 лет назад +59

      "Not much I can say here..."

    • @cason211
      @cason211 5 лет назад +7

      It was awesome. 😂
      Really got me in a box here... lol

    • @clarktownsend8991
      @clarktownsend8991 5 лет назад +38

      He knows Dave can take it that's why he did it.

    • @Jingling-MelO
      @Jingling-MelO 5 лет назад +60

      Tried to change the subject, but Chris just brought it right back around

    • @McPaulieD
      @McPaulieD 5 лет назад +6

      Letterman straight up sounded like Dick Cheney

  • @NeoHD23
    @NeoHD23 5 лет назад +550

    "Kevin Hart makes movies fast, every month. Porno stars don't make movies that fast." Kills me!

    • @integranddistributor5891
      @integranddistributor5891 4 года назад +7

      It was a message in that one lol

    • @rickpedia6724
      @rickpedia6724 3 года назад +2

      @@integranddistributor5891 Yeah, the message is Kevin is a star, Rock is a fading dead star

    • @Giveme1goodreason
      @Giveme1goodreason 2 года назад +1

      @@rickpedia6724 Kevin is the fading star not the rock.

  • @junjunsworld669
    @junjunsworld669 3 года назад +37

    Chris Rock is definitely not scared to roast people to their face! Love it . He makes them laugh at themselves and it's great lol 🤣😆

  • @Joni-521
    @Joni-521 Год назад +8

    Chris rock is the funniest man since Richard Pryor everything that comes out of his mouth is funny on point😂😂❤❤

  • @champloo9058
    @champloo9058 3 года назад +276

    I love how Trevor was cracking up there

    • @74alyse
      @74alyse 3 года назад +14

      I was waiting to see someone comment about Trevor..😁👍🏽

    • @OvertheHIL524
      @OvertheHIL524 3 года назад +10

      He'll probably apologizes for laughing years ago. Trevor is terrible trash.

    • @happygilmore1844
      @happygilmore1844 3 года назад +2

      @@OvertheHIL524 the worst comedian ever...not even funny

    • @dornstar18
      @dornstar18 3 года назад +1

      I didn’t get that joke

    • @SunShineSeLecT
      @SunShineSeLecT 3 года назад

      I'm sure Chris starting with the list of don't says to see what he's gonna say started the hysterical laughing 😆😂🤣

  • @MatteoHu
    @MatteoHu 4 года назад +185

    2:42 seeing Trevor Noah laughing so hard is gold, comedians enjoying others' performances.

    • @MichelleVisageOnlyFans
      @MichelleVisageOnlyFans 2 года назад +6

      It felt contrived. People around him didn't laugh as hard. Plus he knew camera was on him, so he overacted! It was cringe, TBH! (Yes, you guessed it, I'm not a fan.)

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 Год назад

      ​@@MichelleVisageOnlyFans the joke was really funny. At the time people were in support of Jussy no wonder they didn't laugh but black people in particular knew he was lying. So Chris opens up by saying they don't want him to joke abt the jussy case.

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge 2 года назад +529

    I used to think Chris was overrated, but now I have mad respect for him, he handled the situation perfectly.

    • @BlackJesus2047
      @BlackJesus2047 2 года назад +24

      Hahahaha Jesus Christ youre easy to manipulate

    • @j_jbeast7874
      @j_jbeast7874 2 года назад +1

      Yess

    • @j_jbeast7874
      @j_jbeast7874 2 года назад +7

      @@BlackJesus2047 bully

    • @robertsinnerman7804
      @robertsinnerman7804 2 года назад

      well said

    • @justaliljello5198
      @justaliljello5198 2 года назад +8

      @@BlackJesus2047 Seriously though like I always liked Chris but he ain’t magically funnier for getting slapped in the face with grace ☠️

  • @babybleu1999
    @babybleu1999 Месяц назад

    What an awesome compilation! I thought I was going to get bored, but I didn't!

  • @mr.hodges5210
    @mr.hodges5210 4 года назад +250

    I would love to see Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle go at it...

    • @lilrock1018
      @lilrock1018 3 года назад +14

      Match made in heaven

    • @Xbigmike17X
      @Xbigmike17X 3 года назад +11

      Chris would kill Dave

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +8

      @@Xbigmike17X lol destroy is a strong freaking word. I think it's a even match up but humor is subjective

    • @TheSukari
      @TheSukari 3 года назад +19

      @@themadclown4077 Dave has Chris on the stand-up tip but I think in a roast, Chris would flame Dave lol

    • @James-hq1yv
      @James-hq1yv 3 года назад +11

      @@TheSukari
      Yeah in a roast. Not stand up comedy. Dave is the goat stand up comedy. Chris the goat comedic roaster. Nobody roasts like Chris.

  • @ColdBloodCreations
    @ColdBloodCreations 2 года назад +516

    Looks like everybody could take a joke except Will Smith and G.I. Ho

  • @midnick2159
    @midnick2159 5 лет назад +93

    "When's OJ gonna have a show?" Man that finally landed lolol

    • @EbonyRager
      @EbonyRager 3 года назад

      @Jared Jams possibly the Netflix series

    • @austinreed347
      @austinreed347 3 года назад +2

      For me it was “The Khardashians done got Obama” lol 😂 it had me rolling.

  • @Scrooge_Hustle
    @Scrooge_Hustle Год назад +2

    Love this man! Absolute legend.

  • @jayanthony5075
    @jayanthony5075 2 года назад +19

    He's one of the greats. I didn't like him decades ago but now I love him. I put him up there with Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, and Williams (Robin). He just grew on me over the years. The man's hilarious.

  • @thebigten90
    @thebigten90 5 лет назад +291

    Chris Rock is the one you gotta actually hear the jokes to know from what time it’s from cus the man doesn’t age

  • @gangat
    @gangat 5 лет назад +917

    That first guy shaking his head looked like bill gates

    • @Nhilzer
      @Nhilzer 5 лет назад +72

      In fact it was Bill Fakes.

    • @JayFreestyle
      @JayFreestyle 5 лет назад +6

      Was it??????????

    • @sithsaiyan4529
      @sithsaiyan4529 4 года назад +5

      It looks like Ol’ Bill 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @billmccomb4629
      @billmccomb4629 4 года назад +9

      It was Gates. I remember the moment.

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 4 года назад +5

      No, it's bill bridges

  • @StremlowElvera
    @StremlowElvera 3 месяца назад

    You nailed it! Another awesome video from my favorite RUclipsr. 🌟

  • @mockingjay_2397
    @mockingjay_2397 5 лет назад +444

    Trevor Noah dying in the audience at 2:44. Thank you for showing us that.

    • @kosmossee4596
      @kosmossee4596 5 лет назад +2

      Lol 😂

    • @ninpot2765
      @ninpot2765 5 лет назад +20

      Props to Trev right?! Plenty of people not laughing and looking pissed off lelel

    • @65coupestang
      @65coupestang 4 года назад +1

      Oh that's who that was I didnt even realize that whelp yup I'm a smacked ass for not realizing that 🙈😤🤬SMFH..!!

    • @zziippee
      @zziippee 4 года назад +14

      Looked like a fake laugh

    • @RowdyVance
      @RowdyVance 4 года назад +11

      @@allahlovesmydick2511Sounds like my kinda guy tbh. More power to him

  • @johnsons1812
    @johnsons1812 2 года назад +48

    Chris Rock is absolutely hilarious and truthful at the same time.

  • @jessicabonilla7992
    @jessicabonilla7992 2 года назад +138

    I love Chris Rock he's always had that raunchy comedy. I love his stand up and his movies.

  • @GwendolynRogersBridgman
    @GwendolynRogersBridgman Месяц назад

    So funny. Thanks for posting! 😂😂😂

  • @aramanon
    @aramanon 3 года назад +66

    Chris Rock is top 5 all time on stage with a microphone.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 3 года назад +4

      I’ll give you top ten and agree. Top five?
      George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Patrice O’Neal

    • @kodyscot9360
      @kodyscot9360 3 года назад +1

      @@negativeindustrial I would like for you to watch , tony roberts and Cory holcomb. U will like it.

    • @patrickbaar
      @patrickbaar 2 года назад

      also Seinfeld

    • @feynmanschwingere_mc2270
      @feynmanschwingere_mc2270 3 месяца назад

      ​@negativeindustrial Excellent list but Chris Rock is top 5 dead or alive. Gut-splittingly funny.
      Add Chris and make it a top 6 (and i repeat, Chris Rock is top 5 dead or alive). Bill Burr is quickly rising up my top 10 too.

    • @feynmanschwingere_mc2270
      @feynmanschwingere_mc2270 3 месяца назад

      ​@@patrickbaarSeinfeld is overrated

  • @ChibDibs
    @ChibDibs 2 года назад +391

    Man, this dude been cracking jokes and roasting celebrities for the longest and minding his own damn business. It's painfully obvious he loves making jokes and doing comedy, he deserves way better than to be slapped on the job. That bs from Will was way out of line.

    • @skinsey85
      @skinsey85 2 года назад +21

      And he never seems malicious or hostile. Just doing what he's good at by being quick and clever for laughs.

    • @mauricior362
      @mauricior362 2 года назад +1

      Lol it was staged man. Come on now

    • @stevenleblanc8146
      @stevenleblanc8146 2 года назад +21

      I remember people saying it was staged a day after, a few days after but most of those people at least realized how awful of a take that was eventually. Makes no sense for Will, Chris or the Academy to stage that. I guess there's still a few people left who just want things to be fake that badly. It's weird man.

    • @mauricior362
      @mauricior362 2 года назад +1

      @@stevenleblanc8146 its fine. U more worried about it being weird than the truth 😂u think will would defend jada over a dumb ass joke? Man… if im weird, yall on something else. I hope it wasnt staged but that shit clear ass day

    • @stevenleblanc8146
      @stevenleblanc8146 2 года назад

      @@mauricior362 Getting an Oscar ban, removed from Academy, doing whatever spiritual shit idk wtf he was off doing afterwards but yes, it is clear as day. Name tarnished, no work for who knows how long. It wasn't staged. Let it go. Not every damn thing has to be a hoax. In what world does Chris Rock have a reason to go along with some grand charade at his own expense? In what world does Will Smith have any reason whatsoever to turn into Ashton Kutcher? They are both at or very near the top of their respective careers. The kind of work it took to get there is hard for most people, including myself, to even fathom. But yeah, let's go ahead and make a mockery of all that for some hoax that does what exactly? Smh. You gotta give that up it's just unhealthy for your mental fr.

  • @jaygates3479
    @jaygates3479 5 лет назад +285

    Found a child actor driving by neverland ranch,. Lol priceless

  • @blairdavis4677
    @blairdavis4677 Год назад +4

    This dude can shoot from the hip off the cuff hands and is hands down in top five of the best comedians of all times if not the best in my opinion.

  • @mistercsp
    @mistercsp 2 года назад +548

    Chris Rock has and will always be an extremely good comedian. But that one slap has skyrocketed him to arguably number 1

    • @lawrenceveelo9387
      @lawrenceveelo9387 2 года назад +37

      Uhmmm no. #1 in this generation is Dave Chappelle...who btw would have said the same joke and Will Smith would have remained seated and just smiled lol

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 2 года назад

      HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @joemann7971
      @joemann7971 2 года назад

      @@lawrenceveelo9387 I don't think even Chappelle wouldn't argue with that. Mofo just got smacked into first place.

    • @joemann7971
      @joemann7971 2 года назад

      @@lawrenceveelo9387 but yeah, you're right. Will Smith wouldn't mess with Chappelle though 😂😂
      I think they are both funny but who's better comes down to personal taste. I've never really been that much of a Chappelle fan but he is one funny mofo.

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 2 года назад

      @@Praise___YaH Keep that bullshit in your church.. thanx!

  • @danielbrown8615
    @danielbrown8615 5 лет назад +173

    Chris Rock and Letterman should get together again on his Netflix show. Those two together are comedy gold every time!

    • @ecarb5133
      @ecarb5133 4 года назад +1

      Was thinking that exactly as I was watching this video!

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 3 года назад +1

      They play off each other perfectly

    • @curlyfries9234
      @curlyfries9234 3 года назад +1

      Too late

    • @xrpmaxi8839
      @xrpmaxi8839 3 года назад +1

      Really cause to me it looked like Dave was annoyed with how much Chris Rock was talking

    • @yacobz
      @yacobz 3 года назад +1

      @@curlyfries9234 nooo. Who died?

  • @dkwoods3d
    @dkwoods3d 2 года назад +146

    My favorite part is where all the people getting roasted dont take themselves too seriously and just laugh at the jokes

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 2 года назад +8

      That's not right. When someone makes a joke about you, you should slap them.

    • @clowshonen1229
      @clowshonen1229 2 года назад

      @@AbcAbc-sp1od Absolutely not lmao, you look like a clown

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 2 года назад

      @@AbcAbc-sp1od you are right, you should win an oscar!

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 2 года назад +1

      @@tmrevenge lol! ...and then I'll give an acceptance speech where I gas light everyone!

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 2 года назад

      @@AbcAbc-sp1od and after that you should dance your own lame music at a party XD

  • @kathrynrybicki6906
    @kathrynrybicki6906 2 года назад +1

    That was awesome stuff, love me some Chris Rock

  • @bluesborn
    @bluesborn 4 года назад +313

    Chris is the only comedian I've ever seen make another black man's skin turn red (Kevin Hart)

  • @ld3418
    @ld3418 2 года назад +54

    Could not stop laughing, bustin a gut! Well done putting this together.

  • @dale8809
    @dale8809 4 года назад +139

    Chris Rock is brilliant. He's a good comedian but has quick wit also.

    • @LoinclothRising
      @LoinclothRising 3 года назад +4

      That’s mostly what defines a good comedian

  • @SowingSeedsWithChristy
    @SowingSeedsWithChristy Год назад +1

    These were great clips. I really enjoyed them! Funnest joke i every heard about race was the one that talked about the white guy doesn't want a black man in his house and now he has let one in his head! His delivery is fantastic!
    Dave, you still got that kid? Hahaha!
    I mean the Olson twins didn't get up and walk out when having their better seating being compared to that of R. Kelly. He just points out the absurd and somehow makes it funny.