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  • House has met his match when he meets a child patient who is a bigger jerk than he'll ever be.
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  • @namechange.136
    @namechange.136 5 лет назад +37463

    I'm going to be trapped in a House spiral again. I shouldn't have clicked.

    • @Aladato
      @Aladato 5 лет назад +247

      My tip to you is, get trapped in another spiral before you arrive here. Problem solved.

    • @edwardness7497
      @edwardness7497 5 лет назад +134

      ahhhh... truth

    • @avizokhatsu8793
      @avizokhatsu8793 5 лет назад +145

      Same problem

    • @NinaNa202
      @NinaNa202 5 лет назад +175

      Same... I just got out of it like few weeks ago.... no.......

    • @ashleighmakesart542
      @ashleighmakesart542 5 лет назад +40

      Haha same

  • @doosca7479
    @doosca7479 5 лет назад +22841

    Kid: * Is literally having a seizure*
    House: ( Rolls eyes)

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 лет назад +99

      Good

    • @dhruvrawat430
      @dhruvrawat430 5 лет назад +358

      It's normal for people who know what seizures are.

    • @doosca7479
      @doosca7479 5 лет назад +84

      @@dhruvrawat430 it was a joke but aight

    • @coma_flotante
      @coma_flotante 5 лет назад +590

      The kids is also rolling eyes

    • @criticalmas7770
      @criticalmas7770 5 лет назад +54

      @@coma_flotante LOL yes he is haha

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 4 года назад +6714

    Kid: *having seizure*
    House: *looking at chess board in defeat*

    • @tarnyowl6068
      @tarnyowl6068 4 года назад +30

      Oh shit a spider 🕷 wait a minute

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 года назад +54

      *PRIORITIES*

    • @huskyh1152
      @huskyh1152 3 года назад +12

      I love house

    • @FranP25
      @FranP25 3 года назад +8

      he actually would have won that

    • @CLAX1337
      @CLAX1337 2 года назад +18

      @@FranP25P sure there is a review by agadmator of their positions :) the kid uses a common combination. But at least they actually have the board set up correctly bahah.

  • @madnawi
    @madnawi 3 года назад +6522

    the kid is basically House but without the charisma and witty charm.

    • @jpeg.600x2
      @jpeg.600x2 2 года назад +93

      he's based

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 Год назад +136

      Or finishing med school.

    • @nonchalantcommenting2273
      @nonchalantcommenting2273 Год назад +40

      Why go to med school when you can make every one who went look like idiots😂

    • @kailevil3444
      @kailevil3444 Год назад +91

      It's probably because I didn't understand the kid's character well, but I think the other difference between young and older (and seemingly being more intelligent than House on chess) is that House cares for others, even if it's so little. At least that's what I think.

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 Год назад +9

      So… House

  • @wertyuiop221
    @wertyuiop221 5 лет назад +11001

    When you win so hard you go into a seizure

    • @Amy-uf3oj
      @Amy-uf3oj 5 лет назад +111

      My daily life 😂 epilepsy problems 😂

    • @weezerfanatic5320
      @weezerfanatic5320 5 лет назад +42

      Tyler 1

    • @bryantan4228
      @bryantan4228 5 лет назад +281

      He went into a seizure because he was bluffing. When you bluff without being good at it your heart rate goes up and you start sweating, which is how good poker players beat up noobs

    • @miracleifechukwu7953
      @miracleifechukwu7953 5 лет назад +3

      Literally!! 😂😂😂

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 лет назад +9

      Amy I’ve crashed 2 cars now because of epilepsy lol

  • @quinderataylor2198
    @quinderataylor2198 4 года назад +10053

    “Your kid’s a jerk... yeah it’s probably your fault.” House is a king.

    • @lstarsabb
      @lstarsabb 3 года назад +290

      Yeah it normal to have jerk qualities, but if it consumes your whole personality that is because you never checked your child when it was necessary to be.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 года назад +11

      @@lstarsabb seems like you'd make a great parent NOT

    • @johnkramer5886
      @johnkramer5886 2 года назад +71

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 Dang, are you a comedian?

    • @redfordreddington8834
      @redfordreddington8834 2 года назад +3

      @@lstarsabb that's naive

    • @kingofluck2912
      @kingofluck2912 2 года назад +22

      @@redfordreddington8834and not understanding that's sometimes the case is ignorant

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 4 года назад +13079

    Actually title: House Vs. Naturally born Reddit user

    • @newsforyou4777
      @newsforyou4777 4 года назад +77

      DoubtlessCar0 facts

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 года назад +346

      Without the neck beard and unfunny sense of humour

    • @DoubtlessCar0
      @DoubtlessCar0 4 года назад +235

      @@theo2669 without the neck beard yes, but the unfunny sense of humor is a big part of it

    • @Gyropilot42
      @Gyropilot42 4 года назад +48

      @@theo2669 I use Reddit and used to say the same thing about 4chan... Now where do you come from, what is the next step?

    • @theo2669
      @theo2669 4 года назад +87

      Alison Sanches Krinski I am an internet nomad. I just particularly hate reddit

  • @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452
    @iwatchedbobsburgerswaytoom452 4 года назад +7416

    imagine how scary it is if you had to pee but then blood comes pouring out of you, but then again, I’m a woman

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 3 года назад +247

      Kind a happened to me once, I thonk I broke a blood vessel in my.... manhood and started to bleed. But it didn’t take long for or to stop.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 3 года назад +169

      I was scared when urine came out my vein

    • @Awyang
      @Awyang 3 года назад +108

      Its lupus fo sho

    • @Hell0hi15
      @Hell0hi15 3 года назад +131

      Happened to me once. Hurt like hell, and it kept happening the whole day. Then.. it just kinda.. fixed itself. Went to the hospital but they had no idea what it was and the next day I was better. Still wondering tf happened to me... (am male)

    • @chloescott2006
      @chloescott2006 3 года назад +69

      One time on my first period (I was 8) I thought I was peeing but it was my period that I saw in the toilet

  • @analaurita9260
    @analaurita9260 4 года назад +12027

    Chase: I hate this kid
    House: I like this kid
    A few moments later...
    House : I hate this kid

    • @johnchristopher3032
      @johnchristopher3032 4 года назад +118

      Chess will do that

    • @steampunkastronaut7081
      @steampunkastronaut7081 4 года назад +89

      Foreman the gay: I like this kid!

    • @chrismassouh7828
      @chrismassouh7828 4 года назад +13

      I hate him as well

    • @chung2F5
      @chung2F5 4 года назад +30

      He's such a jerk that even the biggest jerk in this side of universe hates him lmao

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 года назад +90

      Kid: People must have to watch what they say around you.
      Foreman: Why, because I'm black?
      Kid: No, because you're gay.
      Foreman: *Angry Sigh*
      😂😂😂

  • @purramedicintraining2878
    @purramedicintraining2878 5 лет назад +10477

    House: *stabs patient*
    House: oh nurse!! The patient is bleeding....for some reason....

  • @DANGJOS
    @DANGJOS 4 года назад +3062

    Did anyone notice that Cameron solved this case a long time ago? She said hemachromatosis, and House shot it down because it didn't explain the non-existent personality disorder.

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 года назад +247

      YES! In the second differential meeting, and she never got credit for it.

    • @soleiltounsi6754
      @soleiltounsi6754 2 года назад +300

      No, she didn't defend her suggestion. So she only suggested, but not find the solution.

    • @jamesDJRPM
      @jamesDJRPM Год назад +136

      You have to be able to defend and back your theory up before it's a win..

    • @chishalakabwe6231
      @chishalakabwe6231 Год назад +26

      But then the episode wouldn't have happened if it was solved immediately 😂

    • @malcriaditto7048
      @malcriaditto7048 11 месяцев назад +11

      why would personality disorder be related to pissing blood in the first place?

  • @vonilla2947
    @vonilla2947 4 года назад +585

    "Your kid's a jerk"
    "Yeah it's probably your fault"
    Smooth

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 2 года назад +12

      I’d be a jerk if my mum cried when she found out I wasn’t gonna die

  • @blank1507
    @blank1507 5 лет назад +15500

    Yo his mom was really bummed when she found out he was going to live😂

    • @yeahsureeeno9320
      @yeahsureeeno9320 5 лет назад +417

      💀💀💀💀.

    • @elijahh2220
      @elijahh2220 5 лет назад +2624

      Pretty sure she was actually just bummed to find out that the personality issues weren't part of his condition, meaning she had to deal with them

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 лет назад +375

      I could understand... To deal with someone troubled is actually hard.

    • @TaylorKnightCosplay
      @TaylorKnightCosplay 5 лет назад +52

      Dialysis sucks

    • @Pratiksha656
      @Pratiksha656 5 лет назад +110

      @Brittany Bennett I never said that... I said I understand her dissapointed expression...thats all you do not want that but want a stop from it that's all... And if it's disturbing to you.. I don't really care :) it's my opinion I'm not forcing you to agree or think highly of it...

  • @cheesycheerios176
    @cheesycheerios176 4 года назад +13185

    Kid: Does anybody even like you?
    House: You're dying
    Best comeback ever

    • @chandlerrose4545
      @chandlerrose4545 4 года назад +92

      Reminds me of that scene in scrubs when JD does about the same thing.

    • @cheesycheerios176
      @cheesycheerios176 4 года назад +13

      @@chandlerrose4545 indeed : )

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 4 года назад +294

      House should have replied, "You're dying and your mother's happy". That seems to be more fitting for House.

    • @WhoLetTheDogOut
      @WhoLetTheDogOut 4 года назад +31

      @tu tu Everyone lies and everyone dies.

    • @aarondaboi2670
      @aarondaboi2670 4 года назад +19

      uno reverse card power intensifies

  • @suzys8558
    @suzys8558 3 года назад +782

    The poor mom, she seemed incredibly happy when he was about to die. lol

    • @L-EndermAn
      @L-EndermAn 3 года назад +90

      Yeah, makes you wonder how this kid is in his everyday life with his mom :(

    • @suzys8558
      @suzys8558 3 года назад +116

      @@L-EndermAn she's definitely counting down the days till he's 16 or 18 to tell him to leave the house... no pun intended.

    • @poutsamouni5483
      @poutsamouni5483 2 года назад +4

      @@L-EndermAn his mum s@cked she probably.made him this way

    • @sewerrat11000
      @sewerrat11000 Год назад +20

      @@L-EndermAn well with a kid like that what parent wouldn't want him to go tf away

    • @senk0san
      @senk0san Год назад +3

      Well I would too.

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 2 года назад +470

    You've got to respect that moment House told him, "you're dying", and the kid almost wavered, then came back and won.

  • @Beachdude67
    @Beachdude67 5 лет назад +6326

    The chess position was analyzed at agadmator's chess channel. Nate actually had a winning position despite the fact that he had a seizure.

    • @alfluna5
      @alfluna5 5 лет назад +45

      Do you have the link?

    • @GilgameshApproves
      @GilgameshApproves 5 лет назад +14

      @@CubanCubeFanhahahaha

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 5 лет назад +146

      They used a famous old game to model this one.

    • @aniruddhnaganur1393
      @aniruddhnaganur1393 5 лет назад +20

      Wasn't a Sicilian defense either lmao 1.f4 c5

    • @vincenzbill9155
      @vincenzbill9155 5 лет назад +62

      You can tell at 3:31 that House was like:"Whats the idea here ?"

  • @jacobpineda4136
    @jacobpineda4136 5 лет назад +7928

    Is it just me or does House have a satisfying voice somehow?

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 5 лет назад +210

      Jacob Pineda And it’s not even his real voice.

    • @mattdavi0
      @mattdavi0 5 лет назад +304

      His natural British accent is so much more satisfying

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 лет назад +52

      And not sped up like a chipmunk is better, too.

    • @DemetriusDrekin01
      @DemetriusDrekin01 4 года назад +45

      Nearly all of my doctors have satisfying voices for some reason

    • @iLikeToColor69
      @iLikeToColor69 4 года назад +45

      Look up "St. James Infirmary by Hugh Laurie" you won't regret when he starts singing. That's House's real name btw

  • @TheMutantCreeper
    @TheMutantCreeper 4 года назад +2264

    I remember seeing a bit of the kid having blood in his urine on TV. My dad changed the channel before figuring out what happened. I was in elementary school at the time. It kinda stayed in my brain ever since. Finally I now know after ten years.

    • @austinwagner9954
      @austinwagner9954 3 года назад +28

      Same I never knew the show would be this good lol

    • @ajaybyadgi2672
      @ajaybyadgi2672 3 года назад +32

      That's so weird I had a very similar experience

    • @van2110
      @van2110 2 года назад +16

      @@ajaybyadgi2672 same! That specific scene always stayed in my head

    • @Lu_ciernaga
      @Lu_ciernaga 2 года назад +32

      Lmao my parents would put House on the tv and then take a nap or go shopping or whatev and I'd stay and watch the show until they (sometimes) noticed how graphic/inadequate some scenes were and changed channels. Imagine my surprise years later seeing this show and suddenly remembering stuff XD
      Some parts that stayed engraved in my memory were House stabbing this kid, House with his rat in the apartment of the police officer (Euphoria), House sticking a knife in the electrical socket (97 seconds), the diagnosis in Daddy's Boy, the whole episode of House's Head, Chase punching House and House trying to give himself surgery in the bathtub

    • @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy
      @CarlosGonzalez-px7hy 2 года назад

      F

  • @SahrEmmanuelStJohn
    @SahrEmmanuelStJohn 3 года назад +163

    Imagine being called a jerk by the biggest jerk in the history of jerkiness

  • @td8263
    @td8263 5 лет назад +2712

    Kid:having a seizure
    House:Crap!!

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +4596

    A bigger jerk? Bigger than House?
    Must be a lie...

  • @justinlindfors8512
    @justinlindfors8512 2 года назад +820

    The chess game was actually a very sweet bonding moment, especially when you consider the irony that the kid was pretty smug for someone who's about to win as he gets a seizure but would have lost anyway.

    • @leafsoup
      @leafsoup 2 года назад +31

      IRON-y

    • @AamuAurora
      @AamuAurora 2 года назад +8

      I don't understand. Would have lost anyway, as he was sick? Despite winning position, he lost because of his sickness?

    • @jazzyhands3289
      @jazzyhands3289 Год назад +8

      @@AamuAurora he woukd have lost the chess game

    • @LosOjosTristes
      @LosOjosTristes Год назад +36

      The point is House still toppled his own king. The kid knew he was going to lose so he switched tactics to win. His poker face and sore-winner attitude made House cave.

    • @seasnaill2589
      @seasnaill2589 Год назад +13

      @@LosOjosTristes Overwhelming confidence is a hell of a demoralizer for an opponent.

  • @AllFiery
    @AllFiery 4 года назад +116

    “I don’t know, maybe he’s... evil.”
    Hilarious.

  • @Ramb0Dust
    @Ramb0Dust 5 лет назад +4004

    The dude kinda looks a bit like Joffrey

    • @gadzooksgoreal8582
      @gadzooksgoreal8582 5 лет назад +82

      EagleEarth oml for a few seconds I actually thought it was the actor who played Joffrey

    • @christopherwilt7718
      @christopherwilt7718 5 лет назад +224

      He’s definitely just as punchable as Joffrey.

    • @TehCrushinatorz
      @TehCrushinatorz 5 лет назад +109

      I thought he looked like a young Ben Shapiro

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 5 лет назад +7

      I'm afraid Joffrey makes this kid look like a half-House

    • @kyjuan89
      @kyjuan89 5 лет назад +25

      Looks like Joffrey at his wedding 😏

  • @lovkop
    @lovkop 5 лет назад +8932

    House is a jerk, but he's actually considered Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral. Unlike this kid, who is nothing more than just a jerk (as far as the episode shows). That's most likely why House didn't like him either.

    • @weavercs4014
      @weavercs4014 5 лет назад +181

      Chaotic Neutral Level 72

    • @conor1417
      @conor1417 5 лет назад +292

      Kid just enjoyed putting house in his place, cant blame him

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 лет назад +14

      Chaotic what????

    • @mrcombatant5569
      @mrcombatant5569 5 лет назад +415

      @@AverageAlien It's a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons, and also a fair few other RPG systems) alignment chart. Think of a table with 9 squares. One column of three squares is 'Chaotic', the next column is 'Neutral', and the third is 'Lawful'. The first row of three squares is "Good", the second row is "Neutral" and the third is "Evil".
      It's a system that describes a character's alignment in light of their actions. So someone that is Chaotic Good doesn't follow the rules, but does it for a good cause, like Batman.
      Someone that is Lawful Evil uses rules and bargaining to do evil things, like Lex Luthor.
      House is considered Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral because he does things outside of the confines of rules and regulations, but (mostly) for a good cause.
      Cameron would likely be Lawful Good, while Cuddy would be Lawful Neutral. The former thinks of following the rules and being a good person. The latter would rather follow the rules but potentially at the expense of lives. As there's no malice, it's not 'evil', but it is 'neutral'.
      Does that explain it for you?

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 лет назад +54

      @@mrcombatant5569 Ah thanks, yeah that clears it up. Saw those descriptions of characters somewhere else I think.
      I'd describe him as an INTJ personality wise. Check it out, it's a pretty in depth character description.

  • @virgilthemob1242
    @virgilthemob1242 4 года назад +207

    I know that part where he pissed blood on the floor was supposed to be dramatic, but I laughed my ass off anyways. He was trying to be smug and dismissive and karma just hit back at him. That and the iron build-up.

  • @zoeliu3191
    @zoeliu3191 4 года назад +422

    Nate:gets a seizure
    House: crap
    Nurse walks in.
    House: he's having a seizure.
    I feel like House was more focused on the game more than the patient

  • @vitomcsween974
    @vitomcsween974 5 лет назад +7013

    God I love this episode out off all the patients House has had this one gave him a run for his money verbally and mentally

    • @spencerarnot
      @spencerarnot 5 лет назад +221

      @Vito Mcsween “I know. I was bluffing. And that’s why...(snicker).. you lost.” Despite this rebuttal House was still the bigger jerk. He tried to rub both the painful treatment plan AND the presumed chess victory in the kids face. But the kid still bested him with that line. Ahh ego.

    • @liquorsnake
      @liquorsnake 5 лет назад +7

      Vito Mcsween the patients never really have an impact

    • @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
      @u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 5 лет назад +38

      @@spencerarnot That's a paltry comeback line, that every knowitall who hates having their nose snubbed falls back on.

    • @alexanderfilgueiras1495
      @alexanderfilgueiras1495 5 лет назад +3

      @@liquorsnake Actually, some of them did

    • @yogidevendrabiriyani1777
      @yogidevendrabiriyani1777 5 лет назад +3

      @@spencerarnot IKR!

  • @charlesdarwin6224
    @charlesdarwin6224 5 лет назад +2477

    *Me looking at video title* - *BLASPHEMY*

  • @Sigma0283
    @Sigma0283 3 года назад +132

    "Sorry, the irons innocent on that count. Your kids a jerk. Yeah, it's probably your fault."
    "Oh nurse! This patient is bleeding for some reason."
    Battle of the jerks.

  • @ellamuston9253
    @ellamuston9253 4 года назад +344

    Kid: *Having a seizure
    House: *Rolls eyes* Crap

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 лет назад +3650

    6:25 'I wasn't going to thank you, I was going to tell you, you really suck at this.'
    'We're doing our best.'
    'That's sort of my point, your best really sucks.'
    That's like the most brutal honesty I've ever heard in my entire life, lol.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 4 года назад +97

      Kind of the pattern of the entire series - the doctors are exceptionally wrong over and over (with every type of blood test and MRI and brain scan, and surgeries and hit or miss attempts to treat hunches until (usually) they get the right answer).
      But at least sometimes the series lets the patients die.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 года назад +21

      @@howard5992 It is indeed. It was probably put in the show just for that reason. They've broken MRI machines and everything.
      When the patients die it's actually kind of sad. These 2 come to mind.
      ruclips.net/video/O6MEI_IZVk4/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/LipEMshfoao/видео.html

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 4 года назад +125

      @@827Drew to be fair, they do take purposely difficult and exceptional cases exclusively. They pretty much never have a cut and dry straightforward case

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 года назад +14

      @@Biosquid239 You're definitely not going to get an argument from me. Not because I'm not argumentative, just because I agree with you. :D

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 4 года назад +8

      @@827Drew

  • @AshBud13
    @AshBud13 5 лет назад +265

    When even House calls you a jerk, you know you have issues.

  • @andreylavi111
    @andreylavi111 4 года назад +226

    I loved this kid. He nailed his role

    • @FJSpecter
      @FJSpecter 4 года назад +22

      You mean you hate him, he nailed his role

    • @kalakalim4081
      @kalakalim4081 Год назад +5

      Maybe he'll play a spoiled king in the future

  • @dumbgayenby
    @dumbgayenby 4 года назад +85

    House literally rolled his eyes when the kid started having a seizure I *C A N ‘ T*

  • @Jda1101
    @Jda1101 5 лет назад +705

    This was recommended to me by RUclips and now I’ll be in this endless cycle of House clips forever because I can’t not watch.

    • @georgiatie3909
      @georgiatie3909 5 лет назад +2

      Joshua Amos same :)

    • @simplythebest286
      @simplythebest286 4 года назад +2

      same here !!!!

    • @Krazeetamee
      @Krazeetamee 3 года назад +1

      duude.. me too..

    • @LimaBear1235
      @LimaBear1235 3 года назад +4

      There's something endlessly satisfying about his quick wit, and finding out the solution to the puzzle. These videos are dopamine in 10 minute shots.

    • @benkleschinsky
      @benkleschinsky 2 года назад +1

      Yup.

  • @alexkelsey7058
    @alexkelsey7058 5 лет назад +439

    Even at his absolute worst, House tries to either heal patients, or make his team better at their jobs. He understands some of the less uplifting realities of medicine and wants his team to accept them so they don’t have to battle with their consciences all the time.

    • @msairs
      @msairs 3 года назад +9

      House has his limits. that kid needs to bet put in his place.

  • @FlashakaViolet
    @FlashakaViolet 3 года назад +89

    I love how even House the insufferable genius finds this kid insufferable

  • @imofage3947
    @imofage3947 2 года назад +187

    I particularly enjoy the episodes where House gets to meet an intellectual equal. It gives the writers an opportunity to have some really good jabs back and forth..
    This one and the Hot Dwarf mom come to mind.

    • @LarryDickman1
      @LarryDickman1 Год назад +3

      Did House ever get to go for a spin? lol

    • @imofage3947
      @imofage3947 Год назад +1

      @@LarryDickman1 Nice one. I don't think so. The show was more focused on House and Cuddy's will they/won't they sexual tension.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 Год назад +8

      This kid isn't a genius, he's just good at chess.

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 10 месяцев назад

      Hot dwarf mom? What a label

    • @JackLWalsh
      @JackLWalsh 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 oh please, the kid isn’t House’s intellectual equal. House is a genius, the kid is an above average chess player. Chess skill isn’t indicative of whether someone’s a genius.
      Magnus Carlson would be a demonstrably better chess player then Albert Einstein, but Magnus could never ever rival the genius Einstein was. Just like in this fictional case with House. The kid has no other talents then chess.

  • @itsalfred
    @itsalfred 5 лет назад +399

    "you're going to hurt yourself"
    "I'M GOING TO HURT YOU" this show is amazing

  • @cecile8201
    @cecile8201 5 лет назад +545

    "Just limp away." 🤣🤣

    • @raphaelpaz3299
      @raphaelpaz3299 5 лет назад +4

      Cecile Findley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

  • @nathanaelhahn4795
    @nathanaelhahn4795 Год назад +30

    Didn't know Ben Shapiro used to be a child actor

  • @MucaroBoricua
    @MucaroBoricua Год назад +35

    "Your kid's a jerk. Yeah. it's probably your fault."
    That's the best line!

  • @nursezeldafan4639
    @nursezeldafan4639 4 года назад +231

    Kid: Having a seizure.
    *House: Continues to focus on chessboard after giving orders*

  • @dyowzhars9400
    @dyowzhars9400 5 лет назад +921

    So, in Spanish, there's a word for a chess strategy called "Celada". There's no exact translation, but the closest to it might be "ambush". It's done by tricking your oponent into doing something that ultimately benefits you. And you see, the key to a good celada is not just taking your oponent by surprise, it's not just making him think everything's okay so he doesn't suspect. No; the key to a good celada is bait. It's making your oponent think HE is the one that's tricking you. Making him think YOU are the one that's going down, because once that they see victory on the horizon, they'll want to rush to it, and end up falling... exactly where you wanted. Some really intelligent celadas even have several traps inside the traps. You make a small sacrifice, basically, you let yourself to fall into one trap, in order to create a bigger one. That's how you make a good celada.
    But you see, the most interesting thing, is that the concept of celadas doesn't only work in chess. In a more metaphoric level, they can also be applied in real life. After all, isn't chess a metaphor for life itself?
    And take a look at what we see here. House and the kid are playing, but what do they exactly show when they do so? Both seem to be very good at it, but when House moves his knight, the kid's smirk says it all. He thinks he has won. He thinks House, his opponet, is the one going down. But this chess match isn't a big deal. This chess match won't change anything important. What this chess match is, is, precisely, a small sacrifice. A bait. And by reacting in such an arrogant and aggressive way after he wins, the boy reveals much more about his character than what he could obtain by winning the game. House pays the prize of giving up this match, but by doing so... he gets to see how the person in front of him *really* is. He gains much more information. And the best thing, is that he doesn't even realize it.
    Basically, House made a celada, a chess ambush, with the chess game itself. Now that's beauty.
    Be careful with celadas, my friends.
    And cheers from Spain.

    • @cek128
      @cek128 5 лет назад +20

      Dyow Zhars that was very interesting

    • @permanentlybored195
      @permanentlybored195 4 года назад +7

      Dyow Zhars so it is pretty much a sacrifice for your own benefit

    • @musical_lolu4811
      @musical_lolu4811 4 года назад +15

      Us English-speaking chess players simply call that a swindle.

    • @NoNamedNobody692
      @NoNamedNobody692 4 года назад +6

      Xanatos Gambit maybe?
      Sounds like what celeda is referring to in this context.

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 4 года назад +1

      @Bill Zussman come back when you're actually funny.

  • @archer9338
    @archer9338 4 года назад +39

    It was at this moment that the kid decided to become a diagnostition in order to defeat House at his own game.

  • @TheMacC117
    @TheMacC117 4 года назад +208

    I can't believe no one is talking about how this kid actually beat House at chess......

    • @lurking_silhouette5802
      @lurking_silhouette5802 3 года назад +22

      Um, he didn't.

    • @EatYourVegs
      @EatYourVegs 3 года назад +28

      He did cause House lay down his king

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 3 года назад +11

      House was overconfident and it was one of the rare cases he was fooled even if he would have won if he didn't listen to the kid.

    • @Ro-uk7ml
      @Ro-uk7ml 2 года назад +6

      The kid was a chess prodigy, to be fair.

    • @TheMacC117
      @TheMacC117 2 года назад +14

      @@Ro-uk7ml We see later that House wins a chess game over several days if not weeks without even looking at the board. I think the writers forgot about this scene.

  • @tungsten4422
    @tungsten4422 5 лет назад +4789

    Ben Shapiro, is that you?

    • @matthewrolfe23
      @matthewrolfe23 5 лет назад +375

      Doctors don't care about your feelings

    • @countryboyblue21
      @countryboyblue21 4 года назад +189

      Damn sure looks like him

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 4 года назад +159

      @@countryboyblue21 it sounds like him too

    • @esperanzogomez3237
      @esperanzogomez3237 4 года назад +252

      No, The kid is a genius not an idiot. Lol.

    • @jamesashford6111
      @jamesashford6111 4 года назад +21

      LOL! I am dying laughing!!!! 🤣🤣🤣. Good one! Ha ha

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 лет назад +939

    Never forget to put the episode numbers and season numbers, that's a felony...

    • @Rustyluis
      @Rustyluis 5 лет назад +13

      They don't have to if it's the official channel, if they own the rights to these clips then they can put or not put whatever they want in the description since it is their video by law. If I am mistaken then I apologize.

    • @Scrubs1337
      @Scrubs1337 5 лет назад +39

      Rusty Luis r/whooosh

    • @beepbeep3839
      @beepbeep3839 5 лет назад +22

      Rusty Luis it would be nice to know the season and episode to watch it

    • @aneecraft2350
      @aneecraft2350 5 лет назад +1

      @@Scrubs1337 r/whooosh*

    • @PortRoyale
      @PortRoyale 5 лет назад +4

      Soo did anyone actually find out which season and episode it is? :D

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 года назад +40

    1:39 This sounds like a MW2 lobby
    "You know no one likes you, right?"
    "Would anyone like you?"
    *"That's why you're dying"*

  • @sarasmara
    @sarasmara 4 года назад +47

    House’s sarcasm is calming in a way.

  • @aneecraft2350
    @aneecraft2350 5 лет назад +375

    That kind of a jerk is just a mythical creature we can't imagine.

  • @montrailmiller383
    @montrailmiller383 5 лет назад +2458

    I feel like Robert Downey Jr mirrored House's character for the Ironman role. To me they're almost identical.

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 4 года назад +12

      Why?

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 4 года назад +40

      Montrail Miller I feel the same way

    • @jimbobdoohicky9150
      @jimbobdoohicky9150 4 года назад +5

      Wasn't he on the show

    • @KARTOONOG
      @KARTOONOG 4 года назад +95

      @@jimbobdoohicky9150 Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) was on the show once.

    • @mbnvnd5775
      @mbnvnd5775 4 года назад +237

      House is meaner imo and iron man is more showy or cocky

  • @baseballkenny8063
    @baseballkenny8063 4 года назад +19

    The *"Oh nurse"* had me dead lol

  • @xpussehjoestar3550
    @xpussehjoestar3550 4 года назад +26

    Imagine if we all had a doctor like house man we'd all be okay

    • @jarcophagus
      @jarcophagus Год назад +1

      We’d have to go through extreme amounts of pain but eventually we’d get better

  • @cryoraptora303tm2
    @cryoraptora303tm2 5 лет назад +1455

    "Your doctor said he needs immunosuppressants"
    *shakes head* "they're idiots; it's not amyloidosis"
    lmao House stop roasting your own doctors lol

    • @CLICKFORCAROLINE
      @CLICKFORCAROLINE 5 лет назад +48

      Cryoraptor didn’t he roast himself because he ordered them? Lol

    • @ilterciobrunodantas7494
      @ilterciobrunodantas7494 4 года назад +11

      @@CLICKFORCAROLINE exactly!

    • @mirage_panzer2274
      @mirage_panzer2274 4 года назад +8

      same goes to when he said patients are idiots or something like that because he had been 1 and decide to make a wrong decision about his case.

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 4 года назад +4

      Especially since Cameron got the diagnosis before him.

    • @joannadee8861
      @joannadee8861 3 года назад +2

      666 like

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 лет назад +319

    Seizures on House make me laugh... Epilepsy runs in my family and I've witnessed so many real seizures. Some _terrifying_

    • @zrosiez691
      @zrosiez691 5 лет назад +1

      kimberly s Same here

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 лет назад +39

      My niece had epilepsy among many other things since birth and her seizures could be the left arm stretched over the head and the right leg bent by the knee. And just subtle spastic movements over the body. The worst was the horrible, scared cry she made during and after. Poor baby, she passed away before she could turn 4. I miss her so much..

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 5 лет назад +13

      the real scary ones are the ones you can't see, to me. Grammals are definitely scary, but when someone acting perfectly normal just starts staring off or has a complete memory laps, that's what makes me worry. my mom has been epileptic for almost 10 years now, and I had it all throughout highschool. Both of us found a treatment that works for us, but we both still have bad episodes every once in a while.

    • @hejmedlitetH08
      @hejmedlitetH08 5 лет назад +4

      Alexis Oelberg ive never seen a ”silent” seizure but it sounds terrifying...!

    • @tamayotomato185
      @tamayotomato185 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@hejmedlitetH08 i have 'silent' seizures too- their called petit mal absence seizures, they usually last a few second but can last for minutes depending on the person- to other people it looks like you just stare off into space for a few minutes, its called absent because you completely black out- its like your brain shuts off for a few seconds, and usually your anxiety spikes afterwards even if you don't remember why
      personally i find grammals scarier but that's just me, i might just be used to the kind i get-

  • @the_lost_navigator
    @the_lost_navigator 4 года назад +43

    Acting is critical, and these two 'jerks' nailed it, and Kudos to the writers who know how to 'play games' ;)

  • @Intrepid_Sloan
    @Intrepid_Sloan Год назад +8

    “Oh nurse!” in that jolly tone with the head tilt was hilarious😆

  • @potatopatata2211
    @potatopatata2211 4 года назад +850

    0:59 when i pee and my menstruation is going along with it

  • @unusuallyasian4070
    @unusuallyasian4070 4 года назад +62

    I love how calm he was when the kid was having a seizure

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 4 года назад +18

    I love how nonchalantly he stabs the kid in his wrist then calls for a nurse, like it's the most ordinary thing ever

  • @issi2907
    @issi2907 Год назад +11

    That "oh nurse" got me laugh my lungs out😅

  • @masters.1000
    @masters.1000 5 лет назад +696

    Season 1-3 were gold.

    • @bakhtazeem4992
      @bakhtazeem4992 5 лет назад +1

      Sir Alexander yeah, also 5 and 7

    • @jakester12321
      @jakester12321 5 лет назад +32

      This was one of the very few shows that were all good (even game of thrones fucked in their last season)

    • @ImmortalMadwolf
      @ImmortalMadwolf 5 лет назад +4

      4 is the best

    • @victorcabanelas
      @victorcabanelas 5 лет назад +2

      Except for the final half of season 3 and the first half of the last one, I think this was a really solid show overall.

    • @masters.1000
      @masters.1000 5 лет назад +18

      @@victorcabanelas Actually it wasn't.
      The first three seasons (especially the first and second) were just a medical show, with an intelligent, skeptical and rational main character. Perfectly balanced.
      Later on it became only about House and his drug issue, mixed with some controversial or existential debates.

  • @muaddibz
    @muaddibz 5 лет назад +184

    "Here's your sample"

  • @alephkorick9285
    @alephkorick9285 4 года назад +36

    Mom: ''Honey, you're gonna hurt yourself!''
    son: ''im gonna hurt you''

  • @EndGameLooter9715
    @EndGameLooter9715 3 года назад +15

    As someone who works with Amyloid patient's frequently...I know how difficult this conversation can be at the beginning. Especially for Chase.

  • @LarryNathanielPhoto
    @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 лет назад +823

    My question is why are they suddenly releasing all these House snippets on RUclips in 2019? Could there be a spin-off in the works?

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 лет назад +119

      Doubt it. They've been releasing these snippets since August of 2017, they recently auctioned off a bunch of costumes and props from the series, and Chase, the heir to House's diagnostic throne, has been a fireman on NBC for the last seven years.

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 лет назад +1

      @@wobby1268 😥

    • @wobby1268
      @wobby1268 5 лет назад +10

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

    • @LarryNathanielPhoto
      @LarryNathanielPhoto 5 лет назад +33

      @Renee Jewell you are correct, because you obviously are dumb. They in this case refers to the show itself. If you would look before insulting people you would see that it wasn't uploaded by anybody, but by the show itself.

    • @gingerbill128
      @gingerbill128 5 лет назад +20

      @@LarryNathanielPhoto Don't waste your time on an angry troll , some people are just angry at the world and hate themselves , they will just ignore you and insult you. I mean look at there response :). Insulting others for no reason is the text book sign of self hatred.

  • @irawilliams343
    @irawilliams343 4 года назад +80

    I absolutely can't blame the mom for loving to hear that her son is going to live in agony for the rest of his life.

    • @Otisea
      @Otisea 11 месяцев назад +3

      House only said he’d have to get his blood drained every couple months, that wouldn’t really hurt that badly.

  • @justcallmejessz3712
    @justcallmejessz3712 Год назад +4

    @6:30 THIS!!!
    Ive always wonder why saying things like, "you did your best" was a way to somehow comfort the loser.
    Playing competitive soccer I heard things like that often (usually from all the parents) occasionally from couches but that "do your best" "leave it all on the field" talk was usually a pregame talk not the endgame chat.
    I'm sure I said it a handful of times whilst I was coaching as well. We do what we know I suppose.
    But it never made sense that why doing your very best and still losing was ever a comforting approach.
    Like... ya I did my best and my very best wasn't enough. It's mean really. 😆

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 2 года назад +15

    HOUSE called someone a jerk? They must have been an absolutely *miserable* human being for him to call someone a name.

  • @lmaokillme9690
    @lmaokillme9690 5 лет назад +687

    wow im early for a show that was offed almost 7 years ago

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 5 лет назад +4

      That sounds like my punctuality.

    • @rizzamaeong
      @rizzamaeong 4 года назад +3

      I envy you.
      i watched and rewatched this series.
      at some point, i wanted to be a doctor already.

  • @nurlindafsihotang49
    @nurlindafsihotang49 5 лет назад +44

    Finally, a kid who made House said to him "jerk".
    That kid will go places

  • @solegryphon1018
    @solegryphon1018 3 года назад +7

    3:01 hey he’s having the fun seizure the one when you flop like a fish and not just look like you’re dead.

  • @poorboi8093
    @poorboi8093 3 года назад +7

    9:22 the One time House was outsmarted.

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 лет назад +184

    I see the title.
    I'm immediately skeptical.

  • @sarathkrishna6868
    @sarathkrishna6868 5 лет назад +218

    I thought the title was impossible 🤔

  • @FewRxi
    @FewRxi 3 года назад +7

    9:06
    Idk if that's a relief laugh, or a despair laugh

    • @Lvly01
      @Lvly01 2 года назад

      The latter one, definitely

  • @biteme7857
    @biteme7857 3 года назад +11

    7:15 onwards is absolutely hilarious.
    Just limp away

  • @crucisnh
    @crucisnh 5 лет назад +541

    I can't decide whether House should have liked this kid because the kid seemed so much like House, or if House should have hated the kid because he was too much like House. What a conundrum.

    • @Crescentknight8189
      @Crescentknight8189 5 лет назад +150

      crucisnh House probably disliked the kid because while House had a reason for being a jerk, this kid was a jerk simply because he felt that he was superior to everyone. He has a loving Mom, goes to the best schools, and is intellectually gifted. He isn't even unhappy or in pain. He is simply a jerk who gets his kicks from making people feel bad.

    • @sowrabhkarkala1232
      @sowrabhkarkala1232 5 лет назад +17

      @@Crescentknight8189 or just a typical 13 year old

    • @bloodcottoncandy1514
      @bloodcottoncandy1514 5 лет назад +8

      @@sowrabhkarkala1232 Westerners really need to instill respect for the elders into the youths. Whoop his assor throw him to the streets if he's talking smack.

    • @kevk9306
      @kevk9306 5 лет назад +11

      @@bloodcottoncandy1514 we aren't from a shithole like you that beats children because the parents are incompetent savages

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 лет назад +8

      @@kevk9306
      Proverbs 13:24
      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
      The west was built on the Bible. Turning away from it has caused the problems we now face.

  • @BelwillCoily
    @BelwillCoily 5 лет назад +149

    I remember that episode. That kid was a nightmare and a half. Excellent acting on his part (unless he’s actually like that in real life).

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 5 лет назад +2

      Can u tell me the episode and season please

    • @brandon17760
      @brandon17760 5 лет назад +6

      @@navyasai5065 season 3 episode 23

    • @navyasai5065
      @navyasai5065 4 года назад +1

      @@brandon17760 thank u bro

    • @loquenlucas9060
      @loquenlucas9060 4 года назад

      ye nice acting but tbh i watched the episode even dubbed in italian and well in italian sounds more like an evil/jerk/badass tbh

    • @Terron-de-pimienta
      @Terron-de-pimienta 10 месяцев назад +1

      If he would be really that way, the other actors would kill him before they finished filming the episode.

  • @weirdsideelly3111
    @weirdsideelly3111 Год назад +2

    I have been watching these for 2 days straight and i can't stop

  • @kerrijohnstone7588
    @kerrijohnstone7588 2 года назад +5

    “I was blufffing and that’s why, you lost” LOL

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 года назад +22

    7:54 'Actually, this stuff isn't important at all.'
    'Your doctors said he needs immunosuppressants.'
    'They're idiots.'
    Man I wish this show was still on the air. :D

  • @theploymaker
    @theploymaker 5 лет назад +969

    This kid both looks like and radiates the same energy as Ben Shapiro

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 лет назад +26

      But less smart

    • @DaisukeKigurou
      @DaisukeKigurou 5 лет назад +113

      And what I mean is the kid is smarter than Benny boy.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 4 года назад +20

      Yeah...AntiChrist Energy

    • @GrayveRoseMusic
      @GrayveRoseMusic 4 года назад +29

      True but only if you are a snowflake or leftist

    • @yuhyeet231
      @yuhyeet231 4 года назад +46

      Grayve Rose keep crying

  • @TD_JR
    @TD_JR Год назад +4

    I've seen people who have been on dialysis suffer with late stage amyloidosis. These were people who had been dialyzed for years where they finally have had enough. I was there when he told his wife he didn't want to do this (dialysis) anymore. She did what she could and called their nephrologist in to talk him out of it. He did his best but the answer was no. I never saw him again that day. The nurses informed us he had passed 10 days later. RIP Kevin. You suffered greatly.

  • @jesuschrist2886
    @jesuschrist2886 Год назад +6

    Love the fact that when a patient has a seizure he doesn't even react 😂

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 4 года назад +50

    Imma be honest. One of my biggest fears is pissing blood. When I saw that puddle of blood a minute in I physically cringed and turned away from my phone 🤢

    • @BiggestHaterEVER
      @BiggestHaterEVER 2 года назад +7

      Women: 🗿 weakling

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 2 года назад +1

      @@BiggestHaterEVER you right. 99% of women got me on that

    • @luissera1296
      @luissera1296 Год назад

      Happened to me once burst blood vessel in my bladder according to the doctors about crapped myself when I looked in the toilet .

  • @sebbies
    @sebbies 5 лет назад +69

    i was eating cereal until he pissed out blood oh my god

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 5 лет назад +12

      Just wait until he pees cereal.

  • @Juneau48
    @Juneau48 Год назад +3

    "Last chance to look at me, Hector" : 2:00
    Hector Salamanca : 2:17

    • @DrHannibal1105
      @DrHannibal1105 5 месяцев назад

      I knew I couldn't have been the only one who thought of that.

  • @jianishi7404
    @jianishi7404 4 года назад +5

    i just love how house is frank about evry patients thats a fine doctor than someone who promises and giving false hope

  • @ChaosChanneler
    @ChaosChanneler 5 лет назад +10

    He lost the bluff, the battle, the war and saved the kids life trying to beat him at a game the kid perfected when house thought he was a master of his own design. Top notch

  • @fikxhyh327
    @fikxhyh327 5 лет назад +326

    Please make it 1 second longer next time 😉

    • @nathanfan1130
      @nathanfan1130 5 лет назад +12

      Fikx Hyh if they make it 10 minutes, youtube will start cramming adds into the video

    • @user-im1jq3lw2l
      @user-im1jq3lw2l 5 лет назад +22

      Nathan Fan we want them to make that cash money so they can carry on uploading

    • @nathanfan1130
      @nathanfan1130 5 лет назад

      Stars227 that’s also true thanks for letting me know
      Didn’t know that 👌

    • @shannonclark8313
      @shannonclark8313 5 лет назад

      trenbolonely it’s their official channel so adds wouldn’t really do anything

    • @pearlynicolas2446
      @pearlynicolas2446 5 лет назад

      OCD triggered

  • @anjhindul
    @anjhindul 3 года назад +28

    House has met his intellectual match in a child! ahahaha! love the acting in this one, everyone does a great job.

    • @drrockkso8882
      @drrockkso8882 Год назад

      This kid isn't a genius, he's just good at chess. House is a genius.

  • @blairbrown4812
    @blairbrown4812 3 года назад +2

    @1:10-3:02
    This moment was inevitable from the moment House heard about this case.

  • @stevelopez598
    @stevelopez598 5 лет назад +38

    Kid: *has seizure*
    House: *Rolls Eyes* Crap.

  • @bakhtazeem4992
    @bakhtazeem4992 5 лет назад +84

    Kid starts to seize...
    House: Crrapp !!!

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 5 лет назад +4

      he said crap cause he lost at chess lol

  • @xaptus
    @xaptus 4 года назад +5

    6:50

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 Год назад +1

    "Why don't you just limp outta here..." That was hilarious.