I hear ya. In middle school sex-Ed, after saying there were no stupid questions, I seriously asked if it was possible to break an erected penis. I got in trouble for being a smart ass. It was an absolute serious question. I have a penis, I'd just like to know. I was like 12. Help a brother out
@adamjenkins190 actually it's a very good question. You were ahead of your time. Nowadays, older men are using Viagra which makes them very hard. But due to aging, can be quite brittle, especially if the woman is on top and loses the run of herself grinding. Is very painful apparently and is becoming more common.
What's surprising to me is that his explanation is wrong. The force of the wind on the wing creates lift above the wing, it isn't pushed up from below.
@@montanacreed5826The explanation was correct, the profile of the wing causes air to flow faster over the top, resulting in a lower pressure. The pressure difference between the top and bottom of the wing cause it to be pushed up. You can choose to view it as being pulled up by the lower pressure if you want, but generally because of the way air pressure works it's thought of as pushing in technical terms.
The thing is that you actually need to be very smart and have a vast knowledge to ask these stupid questions. Most stupid people wouldn't even come up with questions
@@AndNowIJustSitInSilence I half agree. I think you don't have to be smart to come up with stupid questions. But you have to be smart to come up with stupid questions that are witty and funny.
I love the "has there been a light ages" question because she actually stumbles into something real and the expert grabs that like a lifeline 😂 and then it's back to the regular schedule
She follows that up by asking what episode they're on and what episode the expert reckons that thing she just said will get mentioned 😂😂 it's so impressively disruptive and disrespectful
The interview with Dr. Shirley J. Thompson (the music professor) is one of my favorites. The way she tries to be as nice as possible, smiling widely, nodding, all the while her eyes are screaming absolute despair.
Every teacher, regardless of what level they teach at, has had at least one person ask a question at least as dumb as these in earnest at some point in their career.
"Sooo... you couldn't blow an entire orchestra?" How does she manage 100% composure -- not even the teeniest hint of a smile? Simply brilliant! Her humour is god-damned refreshing and omfg hilarious. (Crucified baby Jesus? omfg!)🤣
This character is classic! The way she can play the part of being completely serious, and childlike way of asking questions makes it impossible for the other party to be angry. You can see their brains scrambling to formulate an answer in a reasonable fashion.
Alone the fact she was able to get „so you wouldn’t be able to blow a whole Orchestra“ out without absolutely loosing her shit shows how good she is. That was funny
They don't get angry because they know it's a comedy show. It's not Ali G, she's not pranking them, they know what is going on. They are informed what the show is and prompted to take the questions seriously and just answer them dead-pan to the best of their ability.
I remember Diane Morgan playing Philomena Cunk back in 2013-2015 on the Charlie Brooker show Screenwipe. Then I didn't see her again until RUclips recommended these new Cunk clips to me this year. Algorithm, you have outdone yourself. Thank you for reminding me of Morgan's comedic brilliance.
FYI, this is actually a character from the Charlie Brooker series Newswipe (the guy who wrote Black Mirror). If you want more of this type of thing I would highly recommend it. It's a current affairs comedy thing. There's also Gameswipe and Screenwipe about video games and TV/Cinena. Weekly Wipe which was a more genral one, and Anti-Viral Wipe which was about coronavirus. All of them are brilliant and a very similar style of humour to this. Philomena Cunk was like a parody talking head on them Quite a lot of them are on RUclips. ruclips.net/video/nRg0z8OBrCA/видео.html
The reaction of the music expert who tried so sweetly to answer her questions about the orchestra just killed me. She looked like she was really trying to talk to a 3 year or younger. And under that frozen smile she looked like she was really trying to not lose her mind or her composure. Brilliant!!!!
"social media has been polarizing people hasn't it like what's already happened to the bears?" "What bears?" "Polar bears". Instantly came as a punch on the face to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have NOT laughed this hard since discovering Fawlty Towers in 1975. The sheer sincerity in her stupidity, deadpan delivery, child-like naivete, is a recipe for comedy GOLD!!! I have watched all the clips here several times, always catching something I missed the last time I went into laughing cardiac arrest.
5:04 I feel the exact same way as her about airplanes and computers lmfao, I've tried learning about the scientific theories behind them but it all genuinely seems like magic to me. We taught rocks to fly and to talk to us. How is that possible?? it breaks my brain. I feel Philomena on this one 😭 lmfaoooo
well as for aeroplanes... imagine a board, a wooden one. Let it be in this position: \, or somewhere beetwen _ and \. If you now punch it horizontally, like this: -> \, it wouldn't go straight horizontally, it would also go upwards. And the more it's to being horizontal, the more up it'll go after a horizontal punch. Easy? Now swap the punching force with the air and board with a wing, and that's the principle behind uptake force
in a more formal way, when the plane propels forward it hits the air molecules with wings. Then molecules bounce down the \ wing and the wing goes up and backwards due to conservation of momentum. So the plane goes up, forward and backward. Though, the forward force due to engines working is much stronger than backwards force due to air collisions. So the plane goes up and forward
@@IvanIvanov-ej2wy your explanation of how wings work is flawed the lift generated from redirecting air molecules is negligible for the angle of attack of the narrow airplane wings research the subject some, lift is generated by the geometry of the wing creating a pressure difference it is not intuitive but it is how it works
She is so right about how planes fly. It has been written many times that Bees cannot fly because their wings are too small, but because Bees cannot read they continue flying. It’s amazing. Once they learn to read there will be no more honey. Buy it now while stocks last.
Seriously, no one should fall for that internet myth that scientists say bees shouldn’t be able to fly. That old one has been debunked a million times. Any way it was only ever about Bumble bees, not all bees.
This woman is absolutely gold. @ 1:32 brought back such fond memories as an 11 y/o in 1st Yr R.E as we thought we were so cool to call the Bible exactly that lol
I am absolutely in love with this woman - the best is the reaction from the people she's interviewing, they're trying to take her seriously with those strange troll-ish questions!
"You could convert your ideas into writing, and then anyone else could come along and upload those ideas into their own brain, by wirelessly importing them......through their eyes"
How is it that nobody ever just loses it and ends up rolling helplessly on the floor? Seriously! I could easily imagine doing just that! Also, there have to be people who figure it out in the middle. Rather than leaving that on the cutting room floor, the producers really ought to make a special episode consisting entirely of "oh wait a minute, I get it now.....".
Because the experts all know in advance that she’s a comedian who is going to ask lots of stupid questions, and they’re asked to go along with it. It’s just that most of the questions she asks are so stupid that most of them can barely believe their ears 😂
@@notepadpowersnail1860 Yeah, I just saw the Seth Meyers interview where she says they know it's a comedy ("the cat's out of the bag now"), but they don't know what she's going to ask. This is in contrast to Sacha Baron Cohen, who's Ali G character had to be retired once it could no longer ambush unsuspecting public figures. But Philomena Cunk could keep on going for years! (It's possible though that in the early years Morgan's experts may also have been unsuspecting).
How she asked about paintings where baby Jesus was being crucified with a straight face is beyond me. I had to pause and step out of the room just to stop heaving laughing.
You can tell most of them have really tried to prepare themselves for her shenanigans, but she’s just too damn good at what she does and easily breaks through 😂
@@vangroover1903 Cretinous pretence will always trump the rarified atmosphere of the self inflated intellectual... like bloated dictionaries, they balance atop the head of a pin, while someone else washes the dishes and takes out the trash. The Cretinous masses have something the isolated intellectual will never possess - common sense !! or group consciousness - the antithesis of western society, who've been taught it's dog eat dog since kindergarten...study hard, work hard and die even harder, as puppets and pawns for big pharma, milking every cent on the way to the grave
@@william6084 Your resentment of your betters is blinding you. Common Sense is a euphemism for the ossified stupiditities of dead failures. Just keep the fries fresh and we'll whistle when we need you.
@@vangroover1903 I have no betters, or lesser's. Even with eye's closed my path is luminous and transcendent...would you like fries with that ? Phone's open are 5pm. Free garlic bread for pompous intellectuals
@@william6084 If you weren't so obviously resentful of them you might be right, but your blind hatred renders you lower and lesser. It's about attitude, not rank or position. I'll take a double order of that yummy bread, though
I've always admired Philomena's ability to give that slightly glassy-eyed look of confusion all the while coming up with the funniest dumb questions on the fly.
me after the teacher says "there are no stupid questions"
I hear ya. In middle school sex-Ed, after saying there were no stupid questions, I seriously asked if it was possible to break an erected penis. I got in trouble for being a smart ass. It was an absolute serious question. I have a penis, I'd just like to know. I was like 12. Help a brother out
@adamjenkins190 actually it's a very good question. You were ahead of your time. Nowadays, older men are using Viagra which makes them very hard. But due to aging, can be quite brittle, especially if the woman is on top and loses the run of herself grinding. Is very painful apparently and is becoming more common.
@phuckweed I would agree. Thank you for the compliment by the way.
LOL😂..."Hold my beer"
@@adamjenkins190you actually can break your penis. There's been plenty of cases a dude got his bent or DISLOCATED from doing the rough and tumble.
"Can you explain how planes work without resorting to science."
Thats just brilliant
Literally perfect.
What's surprising to me is that his explanation is wrong. The force of the wind on the wing creates lift above the wing, it isn't pushed up from below.
@@montanacreed5826 *bzzzzt* You've just explained it by resorting to science.
@@montanacreed5826The explanation was correct, the profile of the wing causes air to flow faster over the top, resulting in a lower pressure. The pressure difference between the top and bottom of the wing cause it to be pushed up. You can choose to view it as being pulled up by the lower pressure if you want, but generally because of the way air pressure works it's thought of as pushing in technical terms.
@@Beedogg77 WRONG AGAIN, YOU'VE RESORTED TO SCIENCE
honestly the ability to come up with such stupid questions so fast is actually impressive
But when I do it I'm just an idiot
The thing is that you actually need to be very smart and have a vast knowledge to ask these stupid questions. Most stupid people wouldn't even come up with questions
The script writers and Morgan's delivery/improvisation are ingenious truly
@@AndNowIJustSitInSilence I half agree. I think you don't have to be smart to come up with stupid questions. But you have to be smart to come up with stupid questions that are witty and funny.
@@AndNowIJustSitInSilence yeah you need to know what you're talking about to be able to fail so specifically and funnily to ask sensible questions
When she says "We're both just lost here, aren't we? This is fucking awful" I lost it
Lmao😂 same!🙌🏽 I just posted the same thing. Then I showed my teenage daughter that part, but she wasn't too amused😒🙈😅
Looks over at the crew as if it was their fault
I'ts actually a genius theorehtical question aimed at the woman opposite of Cunk. Why aren't they lost?
I love the "has there been a light ages" question because she actually stumbles into something real and the expert grabs that like a lifeline 😂 and then it's back to the regular schedule
She follows that up by asking what episode they're on and what episode the expert reckons that thing she just said will get mentioned 😂😂 it's so impressively disruptive and disrespectful
Imagine the poker face on this woman when playing poker, fuck me I wouldn't want to play against someone like that@@samwiseshanti
🤣 You described it so well
If it was up to me I'll call renaissance as the light ages
@@officialdislikebutton9712 so would everyone lol including the person in the video haha
“John F Kennedy won the.. Cuban Missile Crisis. Why did he shoot himself afterwards?” HAD ME ROLLING
*cube and missile crisis
...three times!
Yeah I was giggle along until that line and I fucking broke. That poor man's face.
And i'm not talking about JFK.
please it was so funny especially when the man had a fucking out of body experience.
And so why did he use a rifle to do it? 😂
The interview with Dr. Shirley J. Thompson (the music professor) is one of my favorites. The way she tries to be as nice as possible, smiling widely, nodding, all the while her eyes are screaming absolute despair.
@JZ's BFF you can with enough dedication
I think I can see her blushing too.
I love Dr. Thompson.
She is holding back demons the entire time. It’s great.
Every teacher, regardless of what level they teach at, has had at least one person ask a question at least as dumb as these in earnest at some point in their career.
She's so genius that the historians can't keep up with her. Truly a revolutionary thinker of our time, like the guy who invented revolutions.
why did i read the last sentence in her voice 😭
@@hectorsumaoang2320 same tho omg😂😂
Best comment ever 🤣🤣🤣
The guy who invented revolutions must've talked circles around all who opposed him.
can't invent political events
I rely on Philomena for my knowledge of important historical events such as the Cube and Missile Crisis.
It's actually Cubean. Because the Missiles were shaped like a cube. Easy mistake to make
I'm so grateful she covered the kingy-est king, who was addicted to Catharines. How else would I know what catholic means??
The Bibbel 😀
Should be shown in all schools 😂
and that marie and toinette were different people..
mainstream academia kept that from us!
"Sooo... you couldn't blow an entire orchestra?" How does she manage 100% composure -- not even the teeniest hint of a smile? Simply brilliant! Her humour is god-damned refreshing and omfg hilarious.
(Crucified baby Jesus? omfg!)🤣
😂😂
maybe a lot of takes
@@attadarshimeshram7136 pretty sure these are just single take stuff
@@attadarshimeshram7136 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the one about the orchestra, That one caught me off guard. i can't stop crying. xD
The polar bears set up is possibly the best joke set up I've ever heard 🤣
So are we now Polar People? 😂
timestamp if you need to rewatch the bit an unlimited amount of times 4:17
@@legoabekoketjo Eskimo hehe
One of the best of cunk
So glad to find I'm not alone in thinking that.
I lost it at crucified as a baby and I couldn’t stop laughing the rest of the way
Yep, that's the first time I've seen anyone choke on a "no".
@@Your_President_Kanye_East what bears?????????!
lost my shit too 😭😭 fuck she's so funny
@@moonsigil yeah it’s unreal 😭🥹
"So you can't blow a whole orchestra?" 🤣
“Which were more dangerous? The cubes or the missiles?”
😂😂😂
That nearly made me cry 😂 it's so stupid I didn't even know how to process it
This character is classic! The way she can play the part of being completely serious, and childlike way of asking questions makes it impossible for the other party to be angry. You can see their brains scrambling to formulate an answer in a reasonable fashion.
Alone the fact she was able to get „so you wouldn’t be able to blow a whole Orchestra“ out without absolutely loosing her shit shows how good she is. That was funny
Right and I love how she can still be grounded and self aware enough to say things like "this is bloody awful. We're both just lost" lmao
yes thats it she asks it like a child thank you
They don't get angry because they know it's a comedy show. It's not Ali G, she's not pranking them, they know what is going on. They are informed what the show is and prompted to take the questions seriously and just answer them dead-pan to the best of their ability.
Speaking from experience: Don't watch her while eating or drinking.
my nose… my poor nose… oh god my eyes Q_Q
Too late, I just snorted up a mouthful of curry
In to add smoking to this list; she just gave me a five-minute coughing jag.
I'm Dead... I think I'm dead.. ohhhhhh time is going by really really slow
deng it, i should scroll into the comment first. im dead now
this woman is pure gold ive just discovered her and i cant stop watching 😅😅😅😅
She's damn legendary.
I remember Diane Morgan playing Philomena Cunk back in 2013-2015 on the Charlie Brooker show Screenwipe.
Then I didn't see her again until RUclips recommended these new Cunk clips to me this year.
Algorithm, you have outdone yourself. Thank you for reminding me of Morgan's comedic brilliance.
She got a netflix show, "Cunk on earth"
FYI, this is actually a character from the Charlie Brooker series Newswipe (the guy who wrote Black Mirror). If you want more of this type of thing I would highly recommend it. It's a current affairs comedy thing. There's also Gameswipe and Screenwipe about video games and TV/Cinena. Weekly Wipe which was a more genral one, and Anti-Viral Wipe which was about coronavirus. All of them are brilliant and a very similar style of humour to this. Philomena Cunk was like a parody talking head on them
Quite a lot of them are on RUclips.
ruclips.net/video/nRg0z8OBrCA/видео.html
It’s kind of sweet honestly, everybody is so nice to her
They're told beforehand it's a spoof, just not what the questions will be. But yes, they're all very nice and it makes it great to watch!
'Crucified as a baby' I was not ready for this line 💀💀
...and now I am trying to find wall art depicting baby Jesus's crucifixion. lmao
@@DirtyBanditable Time for some generative AI!
The reaction of the music expert who tried so sweetly to answer her questions about the orchestra just killed me. She looked like she was really trying to talk to a 3 year or younger. And under that frozen smile she looked like she was really trying to not lose her mind or her composure. Brilliant!!!!
In an interview, Morgan explains the experts usually answer like if she were a child,
Yes, I remember reading that later on...makes sense and she nails it!!
“. . . So, you couldn’t blow a whole orchestra” 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who's in a orchestra... yes you could blow the whole orchestra
You sure look like you've got the lungs for it.
It's time for orchestra with Arnold Schwarzenegger: The horns, they blew. Up.
I'll be Bach.
Thank you for your service.
"We're both jusy lost, aren't we? This is fuckin' awful" had me CRYING
"we just have to go along with this pantomime or everything grinds to a halt"
that's pretty perceptive
4:17 - “Social media has been polarizing people, hasnt it? Like what’s already happened to the bears.”
“What bears?”
“Polar bears.”
😂😂😂😂😂
He was caught off guard 😅😅😅
That line is such genius. Social media is rising, polarising lol
"The dark itches sort of sound like a symptom, doesn't it?" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I'm sure she's saying "Darkages"
@@senseweaver01 she wasn't 😭 coz she wouldn't be talking about symptoms after thooo 😆
@@nicolaiee1249 It's "darkages." Watch with captioning.
I was talking about what Cunk's first line in this video
i for sure heard 'donkeyjizz'
Oh gosh!!! " So you can't blow a whole orchestra" 😂😂😂 this is gold!!!
That would be some serious hazing
In my youth I did blow almost a whole orchestra, by the way, but I was EXCEEDINGLY drunk.
How she holds it together is freaking amazing
The look on the professors faces waiting for the questions is stunned amazement. Hilarious. Best thing I’ve seen in ages
Best thing you've seen since the darkages
@@TejasChew no, it's not the "dark ages" it's the dark itches. Common mistake
“So, you couldn’t blow a whole orchestra…?”
I’m working on proving this wrong…
any updates?
@@MrVitness I should have thought all his dates would be up for it.
🤢🤮
@JZ's BFF Yeah ... their instruments of reproductionWAAAAAAAAY!
Bro, we’re still waiting for the reply
"social media has been polarizing people hasn't it like what's already happened to the bears?"
"What bears?"
"Polar bears".
Instantly came as a punch on the face to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:15 The sincerity absolutely kills me. lol!
I have NOT laughed this hard since discovering Fawlty Towers in 1975. The sheer sincerity in her stupidity, deadpan delivery, child-like naivete, is a recipe for comedy GOLD!!! I have watched all the clips here several times, always catching something I missed the last time I went into laughing cardiac arrest.
"Did Beethoven have a full sized horse living inside his face?"
This has to be one of the best questions ever asked.
5:04 Love how he said "Ok" instead of "Yes!"
An "ok" of dread
So you couldn't blow a whole orchestra
I mean you could if were all male… it would take a while though
I would cherish the opportunity to try
@@Langwidere903 Yeah Hannah that's the point where you should reconsider
@@Langwidere903 incorrect. you know those professional chess players who play multiple games simultaneously? this is me with orchestras
@@urieldaboamorte That's talent right there
"Jesus came back in the form of a *book* didn't he?" GOT ME SO FUCKING BAD 😂😂😂😂
5:04 I feel the exact same way as her about airplanes and computers lmfao, I've tried learning about the scientific theories behind them but it all genuinely seems like magic to me. We taught rocks to fly and to talk to us. How is that possible?? it breaks my brain. I feel Philomena on this one 😭 lmfaoooo
well as for aeroplanes...
imagine a board, a wooden one. Let it be in this position: \, or somewhere beetwen _ and \. If you now punch it horizontally, like this: -> \, it wouldn't go straight horizontally, it would also go upwards. And the more it's to being horizontal, the more up it'll go after a horizontal punch. Easy? Now swap the punching force with the air and board with a wing, and that's the principle behind uptake force
in a more formal way, when the plane propels forward it hits the air molecules with wings. Then molecules bounce down the \ wing and the wing goes up and backwards due to conservation of momentum. So the plane goes up, forward and backward. Though, the forward force due to engines working is much stronger than backwards force due to air collisions. So the plane goes up and forward
@@IvanIvanov-ej2wy I’m studying aeroplanes in Moscow so I was speechless when she talked about it 😭
@@aimanazminovich3602 Aspiring to help the Kremlin commit war crimes are we?
@@IvanIvanov-ej2wy your explanation of how wings work is flawed
the lift generated from redirecting air molecules is negligible for the angle of attack of the narrow airplane wings
research the subject some, lift is generated by the geometry of the wing creating a pressure difference
it is not intuitive but it is how it works
It almost looks like she broke character at 1:08
Honestly I wonder if there are loads of outtakes or if she’s actually this frosty. I’d be losing it.
Amazing how her keen insights stump the experts.
Watching this made me realize I have a lot to learn about patience and dealing with other people
“What bears?” 🤨
“Polar Bears.” 🥸
😂
Some of her questions are actually incredibly genius because they question reality itself
3:03 that guy looks terrified of her 😂 his voice is trembling. i can't stop laughing. she kills me
She is so right about how planes fly.
It has been written many times that Bees cannot fly because their wings are too small, but because Bees cannot read they continue flying. It’s amazing. Once they learn to read there will be no more honey. Buy it now while stocks last.
Bees use something called vortices to overcome the lack of lift
Seriously, no one should fall for that internet myth that scientists say bees shouldn’t be able to fly. That old one has been debunked a million times. Any way it was only ever about Bumble bees, not all bees.
@@questionmaker5666 No, bees just don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Dr Thompson is definitely my favorite, she’s understanding, professional, and incredibly kind! God Bless her after a dose of Philomena! 😂
I love her honestly. She's the epitome of dry British humour and when people say women can't be funny I show them her 🤣🤣
“Which was more dangerous the cubes or the missiles?” 😂😂😂
This woman is absolutely gold. @ 1:32 brought back such fond memories as an 11 y/o in 1st Yr R.E as we thought we were so cool to call the Bible exactly that lol
The best thing about the bits is how kind the guests are!
"That's your theory. Do you want to hear my theory?" I lost it
5:02 unexpected warhammer 40k drops in.
Waaargh
Priceless. Amazing writers and she is just superb 👏
I am absolutely in love with this woman - the best is the reaction from the people she's interviewing, they're trying to take her seriously with those strange troll-ish questions!
I am so happy she exists.
“So you couldn’t blow a whole orchestra?” I’m dying! 😂😂😂
The perfectly timed cuts are sending me
"You couldn't blow a whole orchestra" got me very very bad thoughts 😂
“It seems quite limited to be honest” 😭😭 she’s so real
"which was more dangerous the cubes, or the missiles?" threw me to the fucking floor 😂😂😂
I discovered this character last year and I just binge watched this show tonight so funny
"You could convert your ideas into writing, and then anyone else could come along and upload those ideas into their own brain, by wirelessly importing them......through their eyes"
That is wild that this doesn't have more upvotes.
@@rand_-mk5lbwhy is it wild? It’s just a quote from one of the episodes
Love her voice
0:45 she just shut down her brain completely, truly speechless.
I had never heard of this character before this was on Netflix and holy shit. One of the funniest things I've ever watched
How is it that nobody ever just loses it and ends up rolling helplessly on the floor? Seriously! I could easily imagine doing just that! Also, there have to be people who figure it out in the middle. Rather than leaving that on the cutting room floor, the producers really ought to make a special episode consisting entirely of "oh wait a minute, I get it now.....".
Because the experts all know in advance that she’s a comedian who is going to ask lots of stupid questions, and they’re asked to go along with it. It’s just that most of the questions she asks are so stupid that most of them can barely believe their ears 😂
She was asked that question and replied, they break; we just cut it out.
@@notepadpowersnail1860 Yeah, I just saw the Seth Meyers interview where she says they know it's a comedy ("the cat's out of the bag now"), but they don't know what she's going to ask. This is in contrast to Sacha Baron Cohen, who's Ali G character had to be retired once it could no longer ambush unsuspecting public figures. But Philomena Cunk could keep on going for years! (It's possible though that in the early years Morgan's experts may also have been unsuspecting).
@@notepadpowersnail1860 yeah it's that type of humor where it's funny because they keep a straight face, obviously they're in on it to some degree
I'd love to see the outtakes 😂
the last question about " keeping up the pretence so that planes could fly" is real deep. Analytical idealism right there.
0:44 HAHA that gulp is sooo hilarious. you can hear her thought process
I've seen other british comedians try to do this, but she is the only one that actually makes it funny.
"so you couldn't blow an orchestra?"
I think I love this woman.
How she asked about paintings where baby Jesus was being crucified with a straight face is beyond me. I had to pause and step out of the room just to stop heaving laughing.
I think my favorite was believing in something bigger than ourselves, suddenly you don't feel so fat
You can tell most of them have really tried to prepare themselves for her shenanigans, but she’s just too damn good at what she does and easily breaks through 😂
I aspire to be this level of interviewer. Shes on the peak like Sacha Baron Cohen to me
Philomena destroys a thousand years of intellectual pomposity in one fell swoop and still.we don't know What is Clocks?
Except the joke is on you resentful numbskulls revelling in your cretinous pretence. They are briefed beforehand on the nature of the gig.
@@vangroover1903 Cretinous pretence will always trump the rarified atmosphere of the self inflated intellectual... like bloated dictionaries, they balance atop the head of a pin, while someone else washes the dishes and takes out the trash.
The Cretinous masses have something the isolated intellectual will never possess - common sense !! or group consciousness - the antithesis of western society, who've been taught it's dog eat dog since kindergarten...study hard, work hard and die even harder, as puppets and pawns for big pharma, milking every cent on the way to the grave
@@william6084 Your resentment of your betters is blinding you. Common Sense is a euphemism for the ossified stupiditities of dead failures. Just keep the fries fresh and we'll whistle when we need you.
@@vangroover1903 I have no betters, or lesser's. Even with eye's closed my path is luminous and transcendent...would you like fries with that ? Phone's open are 5pm. Free garlic bread for pompous intellectuals
@@william6084 If you weren't so obviously resentful of them you might be right, but your blind hatred renders you lower and lesser. It's about attitude, not rank or position. I'll take a double order of that yummy bread, though
The writing is outstanding, she is a phenom!
It's written Philomena
@@Neimi_Lelnuie do you know what a phenom is?
Shes a reporter and interviewer of many things like history. Did you even watch the video?
@@overdoit do you know what a joke is?
Social media has been quite polarising, hasn't it? Like what's happened to the bears
"...what bears??"
Polar bears.
😂😂😂
4:13 "So you couldn't blow a whole orchestra"
How does she say these things without bursting out in tears holy
She's up there with Sacha Cohen. Absolutely brilliant.
She’s far beyond him
She's way funnier than Sacha Cohen
"We're both just lost here aren't we? This is f***ing awful!"🤣😆😂😅😭
“It can’t capture something that’s been in the past” 😅
OR in the future. Very limited.
The bibble, I am howling
Lmfaoo how can you not love this show. That last part where she’s asking about the plane had me laughing way too much
Teacher: "There is no such thing as stupid questions."
The students: *challenge accepted*
OMG! I could watch her all day! Warning: Do NOT eat while watching these. Unless you want to have to wipe off your screen and keyboard.
That she plays it straight and never cracks up is a bloody miracle!
Editing is a thing mate.
Its not live geez how stupid can you be.
"So you couldn't blow a whole orchestra"
They knew what they were doing with that 😂
Why do we imagine things bigger than ourselves... Is it so we don't feel so fat?
This woman always has me rofling.
The bigger than ourselves reaction so funny how did he not laugh.
The last guy tilting his head was straight out of Key and Peele:
“Dee-nice!”
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4:14 You could, Philomena. It all depends on your determination and stamina.
The set up for “blow a whole orchestra” was brilliant. 😂
"why did JFK shoot himself"
😮
😭😭that part killed me
I've always admired Philomena's ability to give that slightly glassy-eyed look of confusion all the while coming up with the funniest dumb questions on the fly.
omg..."Cube and Missile". Spat my drink out.
I needed this today so bad. My face hurts from smiling.
I would love to see her and Zach Galifianakis interview each other.
The expressions of each one of them desperately trying to stave off an existential fucking crisis is absolutely brilliant.
Prof. Douglas Hedley has the perfect professor voice
I could never pull off this kind of humor. I’d lose it within a few seconds.
"Same thing with wi-fi. There's no way that's real."🤣🤣🤣
PC was so brutal to Prof. Laura Ashe, she came up with the most hilarious questions