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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2022

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  • @armandom132
    @armandom132 Год назад +13259

    She's always dressed in case she's offered to play the Doctor

    • @jjdecani
      @jjdecani Год назад +904

      Now THAT I would watch the hell out of.

    • @haltair4015
      @haltair4015 Год назад +385

      *imagines it*
      I think even Tennant's 10th Doctor would appear as less goofy than her XD

    • @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO
      @PSYCHIC_PSYCHO Год назад +118

      I would absolutely love her to be my Enema-Doctor 😍😍😍

    • @TurnerWho
      @TurnerWho Год назад +151

      Imagine her and Donna interacting 😂

    • @Creasingdrip40
      @Creasingdrip40 Год назад +57

      Best doctor

  • @JDFuckinB
    @JDFuckinB Год назад +36034

    She makes me want to become a master in my profession just so I’ll get the opportunity to get trapped in an interview with her.

    • @StingrayMM20
      @StingrayMM20 Год назад +475

      What an underrated comment.
      Great idea!

    • @icydelon
      @icydelon Год назад +68

      same hahaha

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Год назад +76

      When I see 99, I make like a kitty cat and push it off the ledge. All the better when it's worth it.

    • @TheRealHusk
      @TheRealHusk Год назад +173

      You could become a master baiter

    • @bugsy742
      @bugsy742 Год назад +2

      @@TheRealHusk 😂😅

  • @peeper2070
    @peeper2070 Год назад +4075

    She sounds like a child who grew up without being corrupted or educated by the world and the terrible and beautiful experiences life provides.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 9 месяцев назад +29

      She's like a female Karl Pilkington 😅

    • @fivish
      @fivish 9 месяцев назад +11

      Just an actress with a script.

    • @pkjohnston
      @pkjohnston 8 месяцев назад +7

      that's the point. satire.

    • @Nopenopenope6969
      @Nopenopenope6969 8 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@fivish Ah yes, I am sure you are an expert in memorizing dialogue, controlling and being aware of your entire body and face, playing a character other than yourself, and improvising on the spot in front of a camera crew. Lol
      Whatever your job is, I bet it's even easier.

    • @The-Sexinator
      @The-Sexinator 7 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure the experience is about 99 percent terrible and the other 1 percent is having sex

  • @2PacStoleMyBike
    @2PacStoleMyBike Год назад +5409

    00:51 Her just falling and embracing it by rolling down the sand hill makes me laugh every time

    • @isocarboxazid
      @isocarboxazid Год назад +576

      She actually talked about this on Seth Meyers within the past couple of weeks. Apparently it wasn't scripted, and nobody came to help her, they just kept filming lol.

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah Год назад +363

      In the interview she explained how she tripped and fell on purpose because just walking down would’ve been boring but they just kept filming without helping her while she just kept rolling

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 11 месяцев назад +35

      I was laughing for 15 minutes straight, I was in pain from how much I was laughing 😭

    • @voxtur__7
      @voxtur__7 9 месяцев назад +71

      Her wearing a waistcoat and an overcoat in a desert was just the cherry on top.

    • @hermionegardener3796
      @hermionegardener3796 10 месяцев назад +31

      In that interview, she says she did it on purpose because it's boring otherwise, and what everybody else said here about it. Also, she talks about how she likes a "good trip", it adds character. Diane is an absolute treasure.

  • @sieekakhan6761
    @sieekakhan6761 Год назад +3957

    "How many Three Wise Men were there?"
    "Who knows?"
    She had it 🤣

    • @nineowands
      @nineowands Год назад +11

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer Год назад +10

      The correct answer is: one.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Год назад +128

      Sounds absurd but it's a valid question. The Bible tends to use numbers with special importance instead of giving exact figures

    • @ThatOneToucan
      @ThatOneToucan Год назад +2

      @@tomlxyz No it's not, it was literally three. How could you interpret it any other way?

    • @shigerufan1
      @shigerufan1 Год назад +103

      @@ThatOneToucan There actually isn't a number given in the scripture itself, people just assume 3 because gold, frankincense and Myrrh are three items but it could have been a whole caravan for all we know.

  • @shawnsee6245
    @shawnsee6245 Год назад +19496

    How the fuck can someone be so sober and so high at the same time

    • @emeral311
      @emeral311 Год назад +387

      It's the only state I know.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Год назад +173

      James May:

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles Год назад +57

      @@renz1013 0:43 is she related to James May?

    • @poppyseedsnuranium
      @poppyseedsnuranium Год назад +63

      I think it's how they are also, kind of, acting as their own straight man for their absurdist musings.

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Год назад +75

      Peak Dry Humor.

  • @J3553_1
    @J3553_1 11 месяцев назад +946

    I love how she interviews these people who have put so much time into learning these parts of history just for her to ask them things like "do you think that Mozart would find me hot"

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 6 месяцев назад +25

      Let's be real, Diane Morgan would be the model for almost every artist around if she were to be sent back to the Renaissance Era.

    • @tomsriver2838
      @tomsriver2838 5 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@Fukei_MonoRené Sauce*

  • @jimmysroom5132
    @jimmysroom5132 6 месяцев назад +197

    "with creature comforts like indoor plumbing and cunnilingus" That line is murder

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 Год назад +13065

    She's like an AI in the early stages

  • @tielessin
    @tielessin Год назад +12806

    She has the ability to stun lock people in position with her words

    • @talkingmudcrab718
      @talkingmudcrab718 Год назад +122

      CR20 Bard

    • @AnubisMRM
      @AnubisMRM Год назад +273

      I think normal people would just laugh at her jokes. The problem with many academics is that they take themselves too seriously and they have no idea how to react to an unexpected joke.

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine Год назад +192

      @@AnubisMRM If people ask you to help them and explain to them what you do, on camera for other people who may be interested in what you do, you don't take their questions as jokes and haha laugh at them, you try to understand them and help them out.
      (And you also try and adjust to weird TV ways because you're not exactly on TV every day, with 20 people and half a ton of lighting and camera equipment around you all pressing on you to stay professional).

    • @gettogirl105
      @gettogirl105 Год назад +65

      How does one have 0 speech yet 100 at the same time.

    • @V-for-Vendetta01
      @V-for-Vendetta01 Год назад +143

      @@AnubisMRM there have been instances where people have laughed but she hits them with the "its no laughing matter"

  • @toonitup7063
    @toonitup7063 10 месяцев назад +265

    She speaks like a 5 page essay written an hour before its due. I love it.

  • @Therealzone56
    @Therealzone56 8 месяцев назад +290

    her ability to cast confusion on every master of profession she meets is amazing. like throwing a verbal bag of sand in their eyes and they cant help but go what the fuck

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 5 месяцев назад +1

      You know it’s a character right ?

    • @calcium_skeleton
      @calcium_skeleton 2 месяца назад +4

      @@SpecialOrder935yes, she acts this way because it’s funny

  • @samcorbett8783
    @samcorbett8783 Год назад +8481

    "Because of feminenism, that man whistling might be a woman, and the woman hes whistling at, might be the prime minister" This is so genius it rocks me to my core

  • @imothen4263
    @imothen4263 Год назад +12179

    so i discovered her existence 8 minutes ago and she's now my favourite person on earth (the planet that i'm on right now)

    • @stevemoisan
      @stevemoisan Год назад +78

      Same.

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev Год назад +234

      I think these started popping up on my recommended like last week and I'm stunned this stuff has been up on RUclips for years and I'm just now learning about it.

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 Год назад +7

      Same 😬😅

    • @cristianorafael4301
      @cristianorafael4301 Год назад +3

      Yup, same here

    • @brendanm6921
      @brendanm6921 Год назад +88

      Her real name is Diane Morgan. As well as creating the character she plays in this programe, she's also been cast in some good sitcoms. I recommend After Life and Motherland for some more of her work. Especially Motherland as she's one of the leading roles in that and is particularly brilliant.

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 Год назад +1219

    0:44 there is something very charming about how she is reacting to the music. It was a perfect "awkward" half dance kinda reaction and the song choice was perfect too.

    • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
      @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 Год назад +1

      She's like a bird.

    • @oceandrizzle
      @oceandrizzle Год назад +59

      she also looks so happy and cute, my favorite bit😂

    • @JillLulamoon
      @JillLulamoon Год назад +15

      I love how "Here Comes The Hotstepper" is in her Friday Night Playlist, implying she listens to it a lot.
      Wonder what else is in there.

    • @sergiovela9961
      @sergiovela9961 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@JillLulamoon”Pump up the Jam,” of course.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 10 месяцев назад +12

      I like the tiny shot at 07:14 where she looks really pleased that she can read.

  • @marciavox8105
    @marciavox8105 8 месяцев назад +157

    3:03 “stolstice” him saying “you’ve got it” encouragingly is so cute

  • @MercifulArchitect
    @MercifulArchitect Год назад +6936

    "The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die"
    I've never laughed this hard in my life!!!

    • @patrickb840
      @patrickb840 Год назад +24

      I spat my drink out at that one😂

    • @dirtywings7251
      @dirtywings7251 Год назад +215

      While she's rolling down a fucking sand dune in the background 🤣

    • @ef2718
      @ef2718 Год назад +23

      Some middle east cultures still value death and afterlife more than they value life, they believe life on earth are just a transition period, some believe that dying for god will bring splendid rewards in the afterlife.

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 Год назад +46

      hilarious but actually pretty accurate loll

    • @MercifulArchitect
      @MercifulArchitect Год назад +31

      @@reidleblanc3140 that's what makes it so funny. it's a perspective nobody ever thought of, and a hilarious one too!

  • @miltonchavez9869
    @miltonchavez9869 Год назад +5201

    We must protect this school dropout.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 9 месяцев назад +319

    Her delivery is fantastic, how she can keep a straight face through these moments is beyond me

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 5 месяцев назад +1

      Because they’re actors 😂 they do loads of takes so it’s not funny to them anymore

    • @mapron1
      @mapron1 2 месяца назад

      @@SpecialOrder935Why do you think she is actress??? I watched her like for many hours and she looks genuinely stupid!

  • @grygoo2680
    @grygoo2680 Год назад +425

    7:49 This perfectly captures the genuine upset feeling kids have when they learn that the sun will eventually die after billions of years

    • @NitaSteyn-kn2gp
      @NitaSteyn-kn2gp 10 месяцев назад +12

      They feel sad for a reason. Imagine our world without the sun. The solar system wouldnt even exist!

    • @warmfuzzyvoid
      @warmfuzzyvoid 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@NitaSteyn-kn2gpGood news, the way the sun will die, the Earth will be consumed! Earth won't ever have to be without its sun!

  • @aquanimity
    @aquanimity Год назад +6177

    " Pompeii was so advanced it had its own volcano, which is Latin for 'angry hill.' " This woman is brilliant! 🤣

    • @thomasayresol
      @thomasayresol Год назад +50

      Python level line, well deployed

    • @vedantthanki745
      @vedantthanki745 Год назад +9

      I don't get it

    • @thomasayresol
      @thomasayresol Год назад

      @@vedantthanki745 She is Making fun of British documentaries, just as Monty Python did decades ago. Cunk does "Mocumentary" humor.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Год назад +87

      @@vedantthanki745 Volcano is not actually latin for "angry hill," that's a blatant lie, but a volcano is a mountain that could erupt, explode, or spew smoke or lava, so "angry hill" is actually a very apt description.
      It's somewhat absurdist and somewhat clever, which comes together to form the joke.

    • @vedantthanki745
      @vedantthanki745 Год назад +1

      @@GoddoDoggo thanks

  • @harshitverma2951
    @harshitverma2951 Год назад +16104

    The thing I love about her the most is how she seamlessly starts a sentence with a very natural track of words and then randomly takes a U turn and the whole meaning to that sentence changes along with the potential answer that would have been.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme Год назад +130

      Congrats for knowing how jokes work

    • @harshitverma2951
      @harshitverma2951 Год назад +311

      @@itsgonnabeanaurfromme thanks for understanding that I now know how jokes work.

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude Год назад +96

      @@harshitverma2951 thank you for understanding how this man understands how jokes are understood

    • @hcmandude
      @hcmandude Год назад +24

      @@nunothedude how do jokes work?

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude Год назад +63

      @@hcmandude find your nearest mirror

  • @alexcupo5346
    @alexcupo5346 Год назад +177

    Her ability to flabbergast the experts is awe inspiring.

    • @NitaSteyn-kn2gp
      @NitaSteyn-kn2gp 10 месяцев назад +1

      Its because she isnt very smart lol

    • @tossoutacc9241
      @tossoutacc9241 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@NitaSteyn-kn2gpit’s scripted obviously she talks like that on purpose

  • @omskint.5931
    @omskint.5931 10 месяцев назад +84

    She's a living definition of a British sense of humour

  • @mstly4lg
    @mstly4lg Год назад +4535

    The response to "her neck is very long" is everything

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 Год назад +15678

    This women is everything that's right about society

  • @Mark0MXx
    @Mark0MXx Год назад +220

    “How many three wise men where there?”
    “Who knows?”
    Peak content right here ladies and gentlemen

    • @sld1776
      @sld1776 Год назад +6

      That's correct. The number of wise men is never specified in the Bible.

    • @user-ws6wi6qo3x
      @user-ws6wi6qo3x 2 дня назад +1

      The funny part is that they actually may not have been 3 of them and that's probably why the expert answers, "who knows."

  • @sirterry2444
    @sirterry2444 Год назад +31

    2:02 I love how BAFFLED this man is. XD

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson Год назад +4568

    She is like the alternate universe Dr Who who cheated on her History exams and spends her first regeneration being utterly confused at history.

    • @reidleblanc3140
      @reidleblanc3140 Год назад +42

      she is the Vestige from ESO

    • @drygnfyre
      @drygnfyre Год назад +74

      She’s Ali G if he went to Oxford.

    • @edadankmemes
      @edadankmemes Год назад

      what i would sacrifice to have Philomena Cunk to guest star in a Doctor Who Children in Need special.

    • @aleksandrareena7538
      @aleksandrareena7538 Год назад +54

      SHE WOULD BE A PERFECT FEMALE DW YOU NAILED IT

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn Год назад +1

      @@reidleblanc3140 lol

  • @juandirection3751
    @juandirection3751 Год назад +7724

    Love how if you watch mute it looks like such a professional, high quality documentary but the moment you turn on one bar your brain melts lol

    • @canislupid2466
      @canislupid2466 Год назад +430

      It's like listening to a foreign song you don't understand, you think it's the best thing in your life, then you read the lyrics and realise it's completely nonsense

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator Год назад +121

      Especially the part where she trips and rolls down a sand dune.

    • @ayooo454
      @ayooo454 Год назад +24

      especially at 7:12

    • @pigloododo7455
      @pigloododo7455 Год назад +28

      Except at 0:50

    • @BobTaile
      @BobTaile Год назад

      I've got my sound full on and mine or anyone else's brain has not melted which proved you totally wrong

  • @vampirepuppyboy
    @vampirepuppyboy Год назад +128

    I love that she genuinely confuses the interviewees she's such a gift to this world

  • @byebish6996
    @byebish6996 10 месяцев назад +30

    Philomena is the endboss for every expert in their field ever

  • @vengefulancient
    @vengefulancient Год назад +4080

    Why is it SO funny to ask interviewees "Who are you?" It's a legitimate question, but sounds completely ridiculous in that context, I love it.

    • @idromano
      @idromano Год назад +107

      Or the even better, imho, "what are you?"

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas Год назад +15

      ".... but why male models?"

    • @salgoud12
      @salgoud12 Год назад +11

      Thanks Nardwuar

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 Год назад +13

      It's impertinent and establishes context for the viewer simultaneously

    • @CalvinMousse
      @CalvinMousse Год назад

      its giving "Why are you gay?" energy

  • @Smudgie
    @Smudgie Год назад +6595

    Irving Finkel, one of the British Museum's most brilliant minds, reduced to a squeek.

    • @Apostate_ofmind
      @Apostate_ofmind Год назад +339

      such is the power of a great woman XD
      im personally in stitches

    • @namelessking111
      @namelessking111 Год назад +537

      Idk who that is, but the fact that they hire actual professional experts for the interviews instead of paid actors makes this even more hilarious to me lmao.

    • @derp195
      @derp195 Год назад +181

      @@namelessking111 he’s got a good number of lectures available on RUclips, I’d highly recommend looking them up. He’s incredibly knowledgeable with that kind of kooky old man humor. Well worth a watch.

    • @FreakyRufus
      @FreakyRufus Год назад +131

      I sort of thought he was thinking that maybe it wasn’t bigger than acid jazz.

    • @akpokemon
      @akpokemon Год назад +8

      wth is a squeek

  • @unanimus7676
    @unanimus7676 Месяц назад +5

    She’s a genius. I laugh my heart out every time I watch her show.

  • @krg1965
    @krg1965 2 месяца назад +2

    6:11 I always thought Prof Brian Cox was a groovy guy (even taking the D:Ream thing into account), but I'm stunningly impressed by this - not a hint of a flinch, or an eyebrow raise and he even manages to say a word. Whereas I, a 58 year old, have had this bit on repeat for a while unable to see the screen through tears and trying not to fall off my chair through my energetic childish giggling. Her delivery of this line is godlike, amongst so many other gems in this collection. Just brilliance.

  • @Andrew..J
    @Andrew..J Год назад +9992

    She's an absolute unit, but I love the people who are able to put aside their "life of dedication to their expertise" and play into a meme

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 Год назад +149

      They're probably used to it from talking with actual children

    • @BrianHathcock
      @BrianHathcock Год назад +229

      "This child accidentally grew up."

    • @bobbobbo5278
      @bobbobbo5278 Год назад

      I sometimes wonder if they think she has some mental disability which makes them be so patient with her lmaoo

    • @samanthalong4801
      @samanthalong4801 Год назад +74

      I don’t think u understand the term “absolute unit”

    • @skarlet9104
      @skarlet9104 Год назад +40

      Man I just discovered about this woman's existence and it gives me absolute joy.
      Besides, we share first names so that's something Ig.

  • @rockers995
    @rockers995 Год назад +7206

    The visibly stressed exhale she let out when she heard that a "whole galaxy's going to hit us" is fucking pristine. What a legend.

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 Год назад +48

      @𑣲 glammie 7:48

    • @brandonlawrence2443
      @brandonlawrence2443 Год назад +32

      How is the thought that a whole galaxy is going to hit us stress someone out? That's not going to be for dozens of years

    • @ewyes5935
      @ewyes5935 Год назад +22

      @@brandonlawrence2443 Are you taking these interviews at face value?

    • @brandonlawrence2443
      @brandonlawrence2443 Год назад +39

      @@ewyes5935 do you mean is the video at eye level when I watch it? Yes

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii Год назад +6

      @@brandonlawrence2443 To clarify: are you taking these interviews _seriously?_

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon Год назад +37

    0:56 I get the feeling that was unscripted, and her swear of pain was very genuine lol.

  • @XxmayonnaisexXx
    @XxmayonnaisexXx Год назад +27

    Having a sandwhich , painting your bicycle blue and then going bwrbbrwb 2:36

  • @SeventyOneGo
    @SeventyOneGo Год назад +2715

    Her show writers are fantastic but she has the wonderful ability to elevate their jokes to heaven. Or so her mate Paul says.

    • @elliebelly6980
      @elliebelly6980 Год назад

      Fun fact the stereotype of women not being funny and women can’t make good jokes came from the time when women weren’t allowed to go school and were only taught how to speak English. So when they made jokes they didn’t make any sense because they didn’t know how to use grammar

    • @elliebelly6980
      @elliebelly6980 Год назад +12

      Or even knew what was funny because women’s entertainment was limited to chores

    • @verycoolright7801
      @verycoolright7801 10 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@elliebelly6980cope 💀

    • @dr.jamesolack8504
      @dr.jamesolack8504 7 месяцев назад

      @SventyOneGo
      No such place as “heaven”. Sorry😢

    • @Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic
      @Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@dr.jamesolack8504
      That's..... not what they meant. 🤣🤣

  • @kathrynpalmer5871
    @kathrynpalmer5871 Год назад +3282

    "With creature comforts such as 'plumbing' and 'cunnalingus'" absolutely sent me off the wall.

  • @--Arthur
    @--Arthur 7 месяцев назад +11

    "Pyramids are just triangles with square asses" send water flying out my nose🤣🤣

  • @gabrielkickingwoman5933
    @gabrielkickingwoman5933 Год назад +32

    When she took a bite of her sandwich on the Zoom call, I nearly died of laughter 💀💀💀

  • @shubham221992
    @shubham221992 Год назад +4921

    Love how she can say all these things with a straight face, even near the end when the other person starts laughing 😂

    • @returntonature8773
      @returntonature8773 Год назад +63

      I really hope they have an outtakes episode soon.

    • @douglasauruss
      @douglasauruss Год назад +24

      No one is better at deadpan delivery

    • @Mignon15
      @Mignon15 Год назад +3

      @@douglasauruss Nathan Fielder rivals her IMO

    • @darishbaxley4630
      @darishbaxley4630 Год назад

      Leave the thumbs up at 666 !!!!!

    • @1korbetter
      @1korbetter Год назад +26

      @@returntonature8773 I heard they’re all one Take … she’s a legend

  • @PaulyM856
    @PaulyM856 Год назад +2700

    "With creature comforts like indoor plumbing, and cunnilingus."
    I died RIGHT THERE. 🤣

    • @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr
      @JoseGonzalez-ms5xr Год назад +17

      SAME💀

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад +73

      The pornography on the walls at Pompeii was genuine.

    • @EmmyAndDeskyUnited
      @EmmyAndDeskyUnited Год назад +56

      That fresco (and many others) are actually located in the area in Pompeii where prostitutes resided, the "lupanare" (basically a zone dedicated entirely to brothels and bordellos). I've been there, and boi, she chose the least explicit one

    • @michatarzan7595
      @michatarzan7595 Год назад

      If you died right there, during cunningulus, that may have left some trauma for your sexual partner.

    • @jayallen81
      @jayallen81 Год назад +2

      #metoo

  • @bassetts1899
    @bassetts1899 Год назад +47

    My archaeology lecturer was in this show. I have absolutely no idea how she kept a straight face. I can only guess that each interview required multiple takes.

  • @2112jonr
    @2112jonr Год назад +28

    Brian Cox trying to keep it together as she asks him if he can imagine what it's like to be sucked off through a hole just cracked me up !!! 😀

  • @user-lq9pn2jq4k
    @user-lq9pn2jq4k Год назад +3135

    Gosh, she would have been such an amazing Doctor Who! Saying absolute insanity and asking weirdest questions with a straight face and just baffling her enemies into submission.

    • @chriscunningham8703
      @chriscunningham8703 Год назад +5

      Not with that horrific accent....

    • @shoeling
      @shoeling Год назад +290

      @@chriscunningham8703 so rude how dare u insult the greatest mind of her generation smh

    • @jtaylor3609
      @jtaylor3609 Год назад +62

      10x better then the current doctor....

    • @chriscunningham8703
      @chriscunningham8703 Год назад +18

      @@jtaylor3609 anyone would be better....

    • @seriousoldman8997
      @seriousoldman8997 Год назад +3

      @@chriscunningham8703 Oo are you?

  • @magrathean0
    @magrathean0 Год назад +4170

    at times her micro-expressions are absolute genius. She holds the character in place every moment. Incredible talent

    • @classicaldeb
      @classicaldeb Год назад +7

      It truly is!

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki Год назад +3

      Can you give an example? Just so I can see what you mean

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 10 месяцев назад +14

      5:38 this guy's expression really does it for me

    • @ChessJourneyman
      @ChessJourneyman 9 месяцев назад

      That's because she's playing herself in her accent and mannerism.

  • @joeortiz1358
    @joeortiz1358 Год назад +55

    1:54
    I CAN'T WITH THAT SHIT DAWG, IT'S KILLING ME FOR 5 MINUTES NOW

  • @KT-wr3cv
    @KT-wr3cv 10 месяцев назад +15

    She is beyond brilliant! Massively entertaining & never disappoints.
    Thanks Phil!!

  • @SuperAwesomeWeirdGuy
    @SuperAwesomeWeirdGuy Год назад +860

    "How many three wise men were there"
    "Who knows"
    That one got me lol

    • @tiffychevelure9107
      @tiffychevelure9107 Год назад +7

      Absolutely sent me . . . all the way into orbit

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 Год назад +23

      I feel like she almost broke character with that response

    • @parulsinghalgarg3491
      @parulsinghalgarg3491 Год назад

      Same😂😂

    • @darkshadow31415
      @darkshadow31415 Год назад +15

      When the expert understands the assignment. Diane almost broke.

    • @Jakeonkuningas
      @Jakeonkuningas Год назад +12

      The woman actually went into great detail about how the three wise men were mentioned in only gospel and in another one it was referenced that wise men gave gifts but no mention of how many there were.

  • @ItGiveAll
    @ItGiveAll Год назад +2036

    She's like a fine cheese of ignorance, idiocy, innocence, and occasional, humorous, somehow accidentally profound questions.

    • @toontown633
      @toontown633 Год назад +2

      What?

    • @yaboi6006
      @yaboi6006 Год назад +32

      @@toontown633 your a bit slow ey

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 Год назад

      I am the 1,000th like.

    • @BluJean6692
      @BluJean6692 Год назад

      In other words she stinks at everything...

    • @pmejia727
      @pmejia727 Год назад +18

      “Can you prove the moon really exists?” *scientist glances sideways, flabbergasted and afraid*

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 9 месяцев назад +21

    If she weren't so damn hilarious, she'd be one of the most relaxing presenters in all of documentary production
    Also, Latin for "angry hill" kills me every time

  • @missmew5240
    @missmew5240 7 месяцев назад +5

    “…Shitting a harpsichord made of glass horses onto the floor” 🤣 So much laughter from so much nonsense 🤣

  • @solitudeguard5688
    @solitudeguard5688 Год назад +2382

    I was watching this whilst falling off a building, but I was saved by her magisterial grace.

    • @ylstorage7085
      @ylstorage7085 Год назад +11

      yer joined her un eeeerth dthen

    • @nightmarefredbeer1455
      @nightmarefredbeer1455 Год назад +3

      This building was just your imagination, mate

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 Год назад +2

      Heard you were at the wedding of the Emperor's cousin. In Solitude? Gods, that must've been horrible.

  • @supremeocumstain8760
    @supremeocumstain8760 Год назад +2238

    2:02 his pure exasperation made me giggle and kick my feet back and forth

    • @amandac8836
      @amandac8836 Год назад +135

      I lost it at that part hahahaha

    • @mendyshelios0451
      @mendyshelios0451 Год назад +109

      thats how you restart a human.

    • @nesha_owo
      @nesha_owo Год назад +85

      rendered him freaking speechless 😂

    • @betelgeux6010
      @betelgeux6010 Год назад +39

      she literally broke the guy

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 месяцев назад +8

      That bit really made me laugh

  • @rurumi-chan
    @rurumi-chan 2 месяца назад +3

    Wherever i write an essey and re-read it i just sound like philomena

  • @Sommerchan
    @Sommerchan Год назад +10

    This woman, is going places and I bet she's going to dominate the net. You go girl, you are unstoppable.

  • @DuelaDent52
    @DuelaDent52 Год назад +1394

    I have no idea why she’s blowing up now on my feed, but I’m grateful to be introduced to her.

    • @nihal2055
      @nihal2055 Год назад +18

      Same

    • @robertgerow670
      @robertgerow670 Год назад +61

      right?? I never heard of this woman in my life, and I got so many video recommendations I finally googled her. This is the first one I’ve clicked on

    • @sosuss
      @sosuss Год назад +1

      She’s from IT Crowd, but yes these reels are coming outta nowhere 😂

    • @mathkrGames
      @mathkrGames Год назад +21

      @@sosuss different actress lol

    • @battlep0t
      @battlep0t Год назад

      ​@@sosuss Nah that's Katherine Parkinson you're thinking of. This is Diane Morgan and she's playing a character "Philomena Cunk" who originated in Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe but was so popular she got her own spin-off.

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 Год назад +1219

    The "I think, therefore I am" bit was actually really friggin deep.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +73

      I think therefore you am

    • @mubaraksenju7521
      @mubaraksenju7521 Год назад +1

      @@miguelpadeiro762 😵‍💫🤣

    • @rondorondo557
      @rondorondo557 Год назад +23

      She's almost reaching solipsism there.

    • @hermioneziggeraut7617
      @hermioneziggeraut7617 Год назад +32

      @@miguelpadeiro762 but if I am because you think I am, am you because I think you am? And what if I don't think you am?

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 Год назад +4

      ​@@hermioneziggeraut7617 this destroying my mind stop.

  • @Sushila..
    @Sushila.. 6 месяцев назад +4

    She is like a 4 year old who knows all the answers to the questions and gets a kick out of challenging so-called experts. 🤣

    • @Sushila..
      @Sushila.. 6 месяцев назад +1

      Imaging this are the questions god would ask humanity 🤭🤣.

  • @patchoulighoul
    @patchoulighoul 5 месяцев назад +4

    She's comedic genius and I'm forever going to be soiling my undergarments to this

  • @konchu5221
    @konchu5221 Год назад +528

    "so it was much much bigger than rap metal, then?"
    "mm- yes, much bigger"
    "what about acid jazz?"
    *starts shitting uncontrollably*

    • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
      @The_Republic_of_Ireland 10 месяцев назад +6

      I loved that part 😂

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 6 месяцев назад +4

      That's Irving Finkel, who's pretty funny in his own right, so I'm not entirely sure whether you've really judged his reaction correctly... that interview must have really been something 😁 (haven't seen it, unfortunately).

  • @empirion502
    @empirion502 Год назад +2041

    Love Philomena, but it also stresses me out to know that there are people out there who are actually operating at this level of cognition

    • @usernameisallfull
      @usernameisallfull Год назад +105

      oh god you're right-

    • @LmaoMoni
      @LmaoMoni Год назад +125

      I feel attacked. I have vocal aphasia due to a head injury and I swear in my head I’m a normal person but I unfortunately talk like her xD

    • @paulstewart6293
      @paulstewart6293 Год назад +34

      Nah she's great. You are thinking of Tory voters.

    • @empirion502
      @empirion502 Год назад +9

      @@paulstewart6293 She is great, but no need for that.

    • @bigboy6191
      @bigboy6191 Год назад

      ​@@metalmaxi lolol, not u r not

  • @duuuuude1526
    @duuuuude1526 2 месяца назад +2

    calling a volcano an angry hill is literally perfection

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose Год назад +15

    Her ability to keep a straight face is god tier.

  • @niamhryan9677
    @niamhryan9677 Год назад +1399

    This woman should be knighted and sainted. Any award known to man. She's absolutely brilliant.

    • @Eitbitman
      @Eitbitman Год назад +64

      But the award is known to man, how will she know she got it?

    • @theyhategwa
      @theyhategwa Год назад +1

      @@Eitbitman She will grab it

    • @neithere
      @neithere Год назад +2

      Don't forget the writers.

    • @Mytheon151
      @Mytheon151 Год назад +4

      @@Eitbitman Like most women, she has to wait for the translation to be released.

    • @satrickptar6265
      @satrickptar6265 Год назад +10

      @@neithere The responses from the experts were unscripted, so she’s pretty much making her own absurd questions.

  • @Lawh
    @Lawh Год назад +855

    To play stupid, you have to be a genious.

    • @peterlarkin762
      @peterlarkin762 Год назад +78

      If that typo is on purpose... Bravo good sir!

    • @akpokemon
      @akpokemon Год назад +7

      @@peterlarkin762 lmao I don't think so...but you're right--it would be "genius" on his part if it was intentional

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Год назад +5

      @@alfa-psi you don't though thats the point of the comment

    • @FaberCollege
      @FaberCollege Год назад

      Genius

    • @PopstarDracula
      @PopstarDracula Год назад

      Genius.

  • @harriethutchings8678
    @harriethutchings8678 Год назад

    Thank you for showing this masterpiece to me, off to watch the series now

  • @katrinafraser9746
    @katrinafraser9746 Год назад +1

    I can’t tell if i love her questions or the experts’ reactions more

  • @aierce
    @aierce Год назад +1044

    The interviewees reactions are too genuine, which means a lot of her jokes are made up on the spot. She is just brilliant

    • @loveline119
      @loveline119 Год назад +102

      Hers are scripted but the experts dont know its a comedy show.

    • @krschu00
      @krschu00 Год назад +153

      Not made up on the spot. The reason they're surprised is because he first set of questions are usually genuine questions they would get in a real interview and thena switch is flipped.

    • @aierce
      @aierce Год назад +4

      Lol @ everyone replying to me that missed the point

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin Год назад +123

      Interviewees know it's comedy but they don't know what she's going to say, and are instructed beforehand to respond earnestly like she's a child. There's an interview clip where this is clarified

    • @ismayb754
      @ismayb754 Год назад +6

      Or they're just hearing them for the first time, but they're still scripted. And yeah I saw your "lol at the people replying to me" comment but guess what I'm still replying. Lolz.

  • @k.h6635
    @k.h6635 Год назад +625

    She really nailed her character as a dim-witted mockumentaries which is something rare these days

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Год назад +4

      @@ajw9377 They, unfortunately, aren't playing a character

    • @skilletborne
      @skilletborne Год назад

      @@ajw9377 A brutal difference is that she's a comedian saying things she knows are complete nonsense, somehow keeping a straight face.
      The extremist/radical right (and f**k it, little centrism here because the radical left can be insane too) on the other hand legitimately believe the drivel they spout

  • @mangoalias608
    @mangoalias608 Год назад +10

    2:43 had me ACTUALLY rolling on the floor laughing. i now truly understand what ROFL means

  • @DanielOrtegoUSA
    @DanielOrtegoUSA 6 месяцев назад +1

    I just love her personality and dry humor. 😍

  • @sun1178
    @sun1178 Год назад +1161

    This woman is a national treasure.

  • @69231
    @69231 Год назад +973

    she's that random intrusive thought we have at 3am and i'm living for it

  • @user-md3hi9sq5j
    @user-md3hi9sq5j 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just fell in love,this woman is awesome ❤😂😂😂

  • @pandasaurusb.c.6047
    @pandasaurusb.c.6047 Год назад +1

    The whole compilation is hilarious. She's is fantastic.

  • @notacateater
    @notacateater Год назад +1771

    her mate paul, her love for food and sauces, and her humour makes this show absolutely fab 😂👌

    • @vinylz3511
      @vinylz3511 Год назад +9

      No no Absolutely Fabulous is a different show

    • @allot5530
      @allot5530 Год назад +4

      Love for food and sauces is anomaly for the BRITs

    • @noahkidd3359
      @noahkidd3359 Год назад +5

      'her mate paul' that line gave me Ali Gi vibes

    • @cait812
      @cait812 Год назад +3

      @@allot5530 really not

    • @CC-ju6vo
      @CC-ju6vo Год назад +7

      Her absolute contempt for all thing theater is one of my favorite running themes.

  • @TransfemMarta
    @TransfemMarta Год назад +890

    God, saying “Why is it a mystery how the pyramids were made? Looks like a bunch of big bricks in a triangle.” physically made me crumble.

    • @SisterWomen
      @SisterWomen Год назад +91

      The interviewee looked like the comment kicked her in the brain

    • @illyrusemperor9278
      @illyrusemperor9278 Год назад +1

      This is closer to the truth than saying the aliens built it

    • @dickyr3295
      @dickyr3295 Год назад +38

      She then asked if they started building them from the point and worked down

    • @BobTaile
      @BobTaile Год назад +2

      God was NOT saying that

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim Год назад

      For "the OP," She is, though - "@@BobTaile".

  • @lemoncurry2926
    @lemoncurry2926 9 месяцев назад +8

    Can't believe I lived a full life not knowing about this, she's fucking brilliantly funny

  • @jaavonnispartairious-wv4yp
    @jaavonnispartairious-wv4yp 7 месяцев назад +3

    She is absolutely adorably awesome

  • @tuananhnguyen7021
    @tuananhnguyen7021 Год назад +1358

    her pointing at the word "...anus" and smile fucking sent me 7:12

    • @adham66425
      @adham66425 Год назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube Год назад +9

      Didnt even notice that, thanks

  • @ruairicoughlan5429
    @ruairicoughlan5429 Год назад +643

    She's like if The Doctor regenerated and became a documentarian

    • @darkcellofficialmusic
      @darkcellofficialmusic Год назад +9

      Literally my first thought while watching this

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Год назад +4

      Could be his granddaughter or daughter. Imagine if they bought back Tennant for a few episodes with her. It would be insane.

    • @auggie3725
      @auggie3725 Год назад +1

      @@BitOfUltraviolence Now would be a good time while Tennant's back for a short time lol

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 Год назад

      More like mockumentaries

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Год назад

      @@auggie3725 He should be back permanently and so should the writers. Even the aliens went down after hiss departure for some reason.

  • @juliefishburn8455
    @juliefishburn8455 26 дней назад

    I cracked up every time she questions the professionals, kudos to them for keeping a straight face most of the time.😂

  • @torieldreemurr541
    @torieldreemurr541 Год назад +316

    "The Egyptians believed that the most significant thing you could do in your life was die."
    Philomena said as she calmly died on a sand dune

  • @brutalistkiosk
    @brutalistkiosk Год назад +123

    2:02 he malfunctioned

  • @johnrogan9420
    @johnrogan9420 Год назад +10

    3:30 mark...Philomena makes her lips into an enjoyable musical instrument.

  • @Helena-ic1oz
    @Helena-ic1oz 10 месяцев назад +3

    5:36 that guy's face is literally everyone's 😂😂😂😆😆

  • @TheBritalianJob
    @TheBritalianJob Год назад +433

    Still waiting for Philomena to explain what happens to our laps when we stand up

  • @Brolly5
    @Brolly5 Год назад +738

    Her adorable cuteness just adds a little extra to her brilliant comedic buffoonery.

    • @classicaldeb
      @classicaldeb Год назад +16

      Indeed!

    • @NitaSteyn-kn2gp
      @NitaSteyn-kn2gp 10 месяцев назад

      Shes actaully not smart. Ever seen her with the soviet onion scene?

  • @the1972bulldog
    @the1972bulldog 3 месяца назад

    I literally just fell in Love with Philomena. Absolutely Beautiful and Brilliant 👏🏻
    ⚘️

  • @ZolaClyde
    @ZolaClyde Месяц назад

    I love the Professor with the pink hair. … now I want to watch the series over again. :)

  • @Psgsshjl
    @Psgsshjl Год назад +595

    Philomina’s mate Paul sounds switched on. We need more free-thinking intellectuals like him

    • @paulvato
      @paulvato Год назад +8

      I would like to be, that mate, Paul.

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 Год назад +6

      Paul is a man of culture. His adventures are unhinged. I wanna be his friend as well

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 Год назад +6

      He said if he ever sees Christ again he's a dead man...

    • @Hanakin-Sidewalker
      @Hanakin-Sidewalker Год назад +1

      Too bad he was tragically maimed in a car crash…

    • @Psgsshjl
      @Psgsshjl Год назад +2

      @@Hanakin-Sidewalker you’re shitting me

  • @thoso1973
    @thoso1973 Год назад +508

    "How many three wise men were there?" always gets me. I honestly can't tell if it is a stupid or profound question. 😆

    • @andymort9745
      @andymort9745 Год назад +33

      if you cant say whether its stupid or profound, then its brilliant

    • @Ometecuhtli
      @Ometecuhtli Год назад +13

      If they're so wise how come no one thought about gifting a bag of diapers?

    • @spinecho609
      @spinecho609 Год назад +8

      Genuinely a profound question given the four accounts disagree on who attended jesus birth

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад +1

      The four accounts differ on just about every important detail of their common subject.

    • @tompatierno5606
      @tompatierno5606 Год назад +2

      Well, there were the Magi of the Christian myth. They weren't stated to be 3, just "mages from the East" (Mat. 2:1). Those are presumed to be 3, as they brought 3 gifts, but Syrian Christian tradition says there were 12 magi. The story is syncretic with the birth myth of Mithridates Eupator, which was attended by a star in the sky. This was about 1 century before the Christ myth. So, the answer to this profound question is anywhere from 2, one set for Jesus, one set for Mithridates, up to 5: 4 sets for Jesus, 1 set for Mithridates.

  • @donaldchristensen1506
    @donaldchristensen1506 Год назад

    The best 8 minutes I've had in a long time!

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Hello science man, who are you?" Top notch delivery.

  • @luckyg8
    @luckyg8 Год назад +734

    I can only aspire to confuse people the way she does. An icon