normal is relative to the individual, so if you want to play a game normal, then you should rant and rave like a loon on a full moon in june, at noon, either way because of this video i've subscribed to you, my second favorite UK youtuber, second only to icycaress and his screams
Please never play games normally, the insanity and out of the ordinary is what makes your channel so unique. Keep up the amazing work, have a great day day everyone, stay safe.
Most people acting calm: talking and acting without any aggression or hostility. Crusty acting calm: thinly veiled contempt calling customers a c**t cabbage and launching fireworks at them whilst waving nicely and not shouting like a homicidal maniac. Seems legit.
honestly it is fun watching you adlib your brand of VR insanity and just doing whatever you feel in the moment to some poor npc's or inanimate objects with names
I know you’ll never read this, but you have no idea how much I’ve needed a Crusty video right this very second. I need a laugh, and only you can give it to me. Cheers.
When he started singing the you are my sunshine I got very sad because the last time my grandma said that to me was 5 years before she died and now I am getting some memories back
I know you probably won't see this, but I used to watch your old channel a few years ago when you were playing Shadow of War. I just saw this video in my recommend, and I saw that you reached over 300k subscribers. Congratulations! I remember you were a bit frustrated about the growth on your other channel, so I am incredible glad you have been so successful on this one. I may be a bit old for gaming content now, but I sincerely wish you the best, and I will continue to root for you on the road to 1 million!
Hey crusty I’ve been around since 3k just wanted to say you’re doing amazing and keep up the good work I been watching you since 9th grade and I’m 20 now!
I could see how Crusty was sliding slowly down that metal slide that's been cooking under the hot summer sun all day. Recognizing that he's on the edge of cracking apart, Crusty said that he would go home right after the next customer. ...He said it just one customer too late... Crusty has proven beyond reasonable doubt that this game was designed intentionally for the sole purpose of turning kids into raging lunatics.
8:12 *laugh and accidentally eats the 37 year old Orange* AHAHAHDBAHDSKTKANXNWJD JDJ I'm so sorry ia- BOOOSH HU I accidentally ate half of your 37 year old orange
11:30 They're always departing, but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full, no one ever gets on, but-
My friends: watching makeup tutorial and asmr mukbang Me: watches crusty and laughing my head of at the slightest movement My friends: *calls 999* My friends have no taste. Iamcrusty Is the best channel out there
wait i know this was uploaded a year ago but i have 2 questions for this game: 1. can u make things bigger one time or multiple times? 2. whats the monitor above the slushie machine? is it like a security cam thingy?
So I’ve recently found this channel, and I just had to say every video I watch of u reminds me more and more of Butcher from The Boys so much I had to say something
This is for all the people that want me to play games "normally" for some reason
They ask for something that is illegal in the entire galaxy and isn’t possible even with the power of the infinity gauntlet
Fuck those people
Edit: not literally
normal is relative to the individual, so if you want to play a game normal, then you should rant and rave like a loon on a full moon in june, at noon, either way because of this video i've subscribed to you, my second favorite UK youtuber, second only to icycaress and his screams
Please never play games normally, the insanity and out of the ordinary is what makes your channel so unique. Keep up the amazing work, have a great day day everyone, stay safe.
What how dare they never play this normal
Most people acting calm: talking and acting without any aggression or hostility.
Crusty acting calm: thinly veiled contempt calling customers a c**t cabbage and launching fireworks at them whilst waving nicely and not shouting like a homicidal maniac.
Seems legit.
The first 45 seconds is just his speech about why he should get employee of the month.
Honestly I think I deserve it
@@IAmCrusty Yes you do
@@skullboi3227 y u s
@@IAmCrusty ⊬
Y E S
@@IAmCrusty U
honestly it is fun watching you adlib your brand of VR insanity and just doing whatever you feel in the moment to some poor npc's or inanimate objects with names
15:34
you got something you wanna tell us crusty? it's alright we are here for you
The gentle crusty scare me more than regular Crusty xD
it scares me too
Yea it scare me more lol
I think after he ate the moldy orange he went insane
Ikr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣XD
You are sooo criminally underated crusty
Agreed
Facts
i feel like Crusty is just descending more and more into madness for each video
The animated version of job simulator will be stuck in my mind every time you make a video about this game
You’re not wrong. It’s stuck in my head too
The animated version of of job simulator will be stuck in my mind every time I see your comment.
What do you mean?
I know you’ll never read this, but you have no idea how much I’ve needed a Crusty video right this very second. I need a laugh, and only you can give it to me. Cheers.
Very happy to help, friendo!
I am scared of normal crusty
CrustyCrustyCrusty!
Looks like he did read it
Crusty you are such a man of culture
All shit went down hill when he ate the orange the first and second time.
Lol
😂🤣😂
@@IAmCrusty lol you went crazy then started singing
“Your wearing a hat you’ve got something to hide”
Me thinking of his logo…
This has "I drank my all of my coffee to stay awake, but must stay calm so boss doesn't fire me," vibes
You’ve been my favorite RUclipsr ever since I found you. Thank you for making me laugh.
My alter ego at work, lmao! Thank you Crusty, I laughed way too hard at this!😂
Crusty is literally the captain jack sparrow of VR just because of his voice
I like to imagine this is Skyrim crusty just working at a gas station trying their best to not get put back into anger management
He survived, but was stuck in.a coma until the future
Crusty really needs a vacation
Yeah!
Don’t Worry Crusty has gotten a Vacation
11:22 LMAO I CANT-
I enjoy the fact that moldy orange makes him go insane again.
my favorite part of this video is when hes talking to the moldy orange
One time I literally heard a bot from the game and one of the bots said “this is why you work this shit”
Crusty, if I die before you, it's now in my last will and testament that you shall come to my funeral and sing that rendition of You Are My Sunshine.
Yes
Will there be a buffet?
@@IAmCrusty hopefully, not to be rude but im a glutton and if food aint there id stay till your song is over
@@IAmCrusty I could ask Jimmy, for sure!
“I do believe that they just blew up” got me rolling on the floor 😂
My days becomes a million times better once I see a crusty vid.
You can hear Crusty's internal screams a mile away when he tries to be... ugh... nice...
Crusty hated doing this, his rage wanted to come out
I think the orange is what was keeping him nice and sane.
It was his only friend 😢
You always show me up with your funny words even though I’m sick you make me laugh🥹🥹🥹🥹
I love how crusty wants everyone getting hit by a car
When he started singing the you are my sunshine I got very sad because the last time my grandma said that to me was 5 years before she died and now I am getting some memories back
Hey crusty, I’ve been watching your channel since 13k subscribers, and I want to congratulate you for your success. You are really great!
Crusty reminds me of a sadistic Jack Sparrow
He hates it but still does it for us because he loves us!!!
Crusty you make me laugh so hard because it's funny how you get angry at npcs
I love watching as you slowly decend to madeness ps r.i.p to the brave moldy orange
I have a challenge for you: serve people and then take everything they have after they pay you
0:47 Crusty calm no passionate cant think anything else but you are a true entertainer little genius.
2:55 insert small talk
Nananananananannaaa BOT-MAN...piss off...
That part got me😂
I know you probably won't see this, but I used to watch your old channel a few years ago when you were playing Shadow of War. I just saw this video in my recommend, and I saw that you reached over 300k subscribers. Congratulations! I remember you were a bit frustrated about the growth on your other channel, so I am incredible glad you have been so successful on this one. I may be a bit old for gaming content now, but I sincerely wish you the best, and I will continue to root for you on the road to 1 million!
Hey crusty I’ve been around since 3k just wanted to say you’re doing amazing and keep up the good work I been watching you since 9th grade and I’m 20 now!
The title should be: Crusty goes insane for 17 minutes
I haven't seen anybody play job sim in years and none of them were this good.
I just realised Crusty's basically Loki in Crusty form.
The great and amazing crusty showing modesty to those who don't even deserve it, that's why I vote him for supreme overlord.
I just cant get enough of your videos.
Loving the *normal* crusty persona
I think Crusty should be voted for employee of the year
Crusty tried so hard to be nice, only to end up going nuts and eating his orange friend
"Words that were said."
😆 I have to line!
I'm sick right now but your videos make me cheer up!
I literally bought job simulator because of this guy and his videos and he also got me through some stuff. Like idk why
9:24 the way that orange landed was oddly satisfying
I could see how Crusty was sliding slowly down that metal slide that's been cooking under the hot summer sun all day. Recognizing that he's on the edge of cracking apart, Crusty said that he would go home right after the next customer.
...He said it just one customer too late...
Crusty has proven beyond reasonable doubt that this game was designed intentionally for the sole purpose of turning kids into raging lunatics.
As soon as she asked for a magic wand, I couldn't help but smile and think, "How many settings?".
My mental health is literally the guy who gives you promotions
I am going to watch these all over again I Fkn love this segment it’s too good 😂😂😂 especially the 7/11
Every time he beeps it ,it makes me want to cry because it sounds like my alarm on a Monday morning 😢
I go loony if i am not evil too, crusty.
8:12 *laugh and accidentally eats the 37 year old Orange* AHAHAHDBAHDSKTKANXNWJD JDJ I'm so sorry ia- BOOOSH HU I accidentally ate half of your 37 year old orange
after you said theyre not that bad i got an add that said our enployes are the best no matter what!
i lOVe your videos i hope you got 1m soon:DDDDD
You did good Crusty... but we wont hold that against you.
Lol I was laughing so hard when he started singing you are my sunshine to a orange 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has a great potential for an animated episode, bring Ren and Stimpy type of Crusty character back.
Crusty’s guide to parenting: step 1: critizise the child, 2: laugh at there pain 3: done
When he isn't screaming at the top of his lungs at these "people" it isn't as amusing
For me you are the best vr youtuber
I’ve had an annoying day of work, this calms me down lmao
11:30 They're always departing, but they never arrive, and the ones that do arrive, they never leave, you never see them go, they're always full, no one ever gets on, but-
crusty why are your videos just so funny and good
My friends: watching makeup tutorial and asmr mukbang
Me: watches crusty and laughing my head of at the slightest movement
My friends: *calls 999*
My friends have no taste.
Iamcrusty Is the best channel out there
RIP moldy orange 🕊 you will be missed
"Hope you don't get arrested for some form of terrorism incident"
*proceeds to blow up town*
😂😂😂
Crusty: YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT AMHAT DOES? IT HIDES THINGS
Crusty’s Logo: Has a hat
throughout the video crusty was going more insane which is totally like him
You deserve 10 billion subscribers
his reaction to the 37 year old orange was funny
I love this Chanel i hope he dose more job simulator
HOW IS YOUR HAND TRACKING SO GOOD AND SMOOTH?!?!
It’s not hand tracking it’s controller tracking
Best vr youtuber I don't understand why you have so few subs for what kind of content you have.👍
wait i know this was uploaded a year ago but i have 2 questions for this game:
1. can u make things bigger one time or multiple times?
2. whats the monitor above the slushie machine? is it like a security cam thingy?
I know I’m late but 1. Only once 2. It’s a security cam that you can move lol
When u said get out of my site I bursted out laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he was doing lottery tickets he didn’t do one fully but it was a win then he got a win
He really cared about that orange.😅
Dude I love your vids I like the cussing lol😂
YESSSS ITS BACK and crazy and cursing crusty I change my mind
This is my favourite type of videos that you do is on Job simulator but when you do the slushy market
I cant stop laughing thank you for making me happy on my birthday 😂
So I’ve recently found this channel, and I just had to say every video I watch of u reminds me more and more of Butcher from The Boys so much I had to say something
Alright, I’m at the start of the video, let’s see how long it takes Crusty to snap
Great vid crusty keep up the good work
@The whimsical narrator See this is a good way to promo yourself, it isn't just blatant links to random videos, its nice to see a change
But still uh its promoting stuff so uh
R.I.P: Crusty’s Orange friend: 1979-2021
Moldy Orange was symbolic of Crusty's sanity and mental health... He's dead now
Yes so happy that you did job sim
You make me laugh and I watch you ever day
Dude my little brother told me about you and your really funny and I like that keep up wit it.
IAmCrusty: we are gonna put that right in the hole"
Me: That's what he said-
the orange part got me so good XD lmfao. the instant vomit. lmfao.