It's "Okay" To Poison The Kids In Job Simulator VR
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- I started a restaurant in Job Simulator VR and it was traumatic.
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"can I read you today's specials, I've got 1 soup and two delayed abortions" Crusty you are an absolute madman. I love it.
“Two delayed abortions” 💀💀
You know what they say:
You can't spell poison without 'son'
Hello again
And you can't spell mass genocide without mass or genocide or children slaughter without laughter!
@@rockstarbonnie7153 this got dark... I was gonna write "Poizon" but...nvm...
You cant spell poison without oi
M ‘mmmmm. ‘Mdttxt
"...I'm developing feelings of hated. I predict a customer will arrive..." since I started working in retail 2 years ago, I can honestly relate to this statement more then I would like.
"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred."
Never fails to make me laugh
Never fails to raise my depression
As a cook myself, i can attest that this was very acurrate to how things work in a restaurant. And such a perfect representation of the way customers are viewed. Sheerest of perfections.
"Hang on, I'm developing feelings of hatred." 😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh the health inspector is here."
Crusty holding poisoned tea: Does he want tea?
Nice
The dislikes are from gordan Ramsey’s secret acounts
Like we can see them now
I never thought I'd miss this "dislikes are from x" meme
Yas😊
Lol
Xd
"Todays specials one soup and 2 delayed abortions" hands down best thing I've heard today well done good sir a good laugh to end my day 😂😂
I did die laughing when I heard that I might have to steal it for future use 😂
You are wrong that was the best thing you have heard
"Pete's souperia and abortion clinic, when the lost of yesterday *is today sauce*
4:30 KEEP PRESSING IT!
Do you not want A piece of meat in my soup
Ahh the god of comedy himself but
I’ll drown you in the fish tank
-crusty 2020
Darth Vader: "I prefer the direct approach when it comes to killing children."
I see what you did there
Youngling slayer 9000™ go brrrrrrr
"Shall I read you today's specials? I got one soup, and two delayed abortions" @4:32 hahahahaha
This is the most entertaining midlife crisis I’ve ever seen.
Lmfao
I love it when crusty just completely looses it and just starts yelling at everyone. I love your stuff man
“That’s a very unrealistic stereotype and I am offended by it.” 🤣🤣🤣
A disco toasty. 😂 I just love the English accent so much. Good work as usual crusty
Ya know, despite the fact that I’ll probably suffer from multiple different levels of painful food poisoning and/or death, I’d still go to Crusty’s restaurant.
I mean the service seems excellent, and who doesn’t love watching a crazy guy cook?
I remember when I started watching you when you were at 10K it's insane that you're already at 130K!
yeah but did u watch his old channel, yeah thats what i Thought
That's because there are two types of people: People who follow Crusty and people who haven't heard of him yet ;)
@@eriksonne8706 theres about 5 billion people who haven't subbed to Crusty... yet ;)
That joke at the end was brilliant
Agreed
Every time I watch you I think of jack sparrow when he’s had to much rum
I’m I the only one that thinks his voice is so calming
Nope, I completely agree!
I love his voice it sounds like me after taco bell and taking laxatives
Me:sees title
Also me: ok
8:20 based on Crusty’s Twitter, I feel like he is speaking from experience
As soon as I watched that animation I want to watch the original for the 1700 thousand time I’m not complaining tho I will always love your videos keep up the good work and don’t give up because your Chanel is gold 😂😅👏🏼👏🏼
Satan watching Crusty videos: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Fun fact: if you toss something into the fish tank, the fish turn into a FUCKING SAW MILL.
“Okay”
You know what they say you can’t forget soap in the tea:
Special drink
"have some meat to hold you over" *Throws meat at a child* "oh he felt nothing he is dead inside"
*child*
To be fair, he threw meat at an offensive British stereotype.
"Have some meat to hold you in, he's dead inside"😂😂😂
"I can do comedy."
Bruh you are already comedy gold.
This is a compliment.
"I'll drown you in the fish tank.... but first we wash our hands"
When I first read the title I was like wtf? But then I saw that it's Crusty and was like "yeah, he might as well do that".
Such as but not limited to dying has made me laugh harder than I have all year
“Our new restaurant shall be a success,”
“And if it is not, I’ll drown you in the fish tank”
“But first, wash my hands..”
'That's really sweet now they're gonna go run out and get hit by a vehicle'😂😂😂💀💀💀
Once again, Jack Sparrow returns to make us laugh.
Yes! I was waiting for this! After the ads I will enjoy this ;w;
16:30 That was actually incredible! I dunno what I was expecting. Can you please do stand up comedy? You are great at comedy. You have achieved comedy. Comedy is great.
Hey crusty love the vids I’m getting a psvr for Christmas and am going to play surgeon simulatori sugest you play it
He has
Just a fair warning, Psvr really only has game exclusive (oculus has their own slew of exclusives) to hold over other various systems. Imo a better choice would be the oculus quest. They are around the same price and the quest does not require a pc to play. There are credible links (as the website that has reported them have a history of leaking correct information regarding Oculus) that say an upgraded oculus quest is in full production this month (if I remember correctly, for sure this summer). If these leaks are in fact true then it might even be a good choice to wait until the VR system (most likely) releases around Christmas. I have used PSVR and an Oculus Rift S (the rift s is comparable to the oculus quest) and personally I would choose the oculus any day. There are various reasons but they boil down to the PlayStation systems limits and...what can only be described as general worser quality. So again I’d research a bit more (if you haven’t already) before deciding. PSVR has its own little corner in the VR world and that has its advantages (mostly on game exclusives) as well as its disadvantages.
Kirito Tadoshi yeah i’m going to save up for an oculus quest and i’m getting the 128 gigabyte one even tho apparently games don’t take up that much storage
Autism Gaming get a oculus quest. its very good, no wires and no pc. rlly good.
Shrek • 8 years ago get the 64 gb oculus quest. cause if you run out of storage you can just attach a hardrive to your headset and put your games into the hardrive. thats what i did and it worked well. i attached it to the back of the headset as it helps balance the headset. (the headset is slightly front-heavy)
“I never used to drink, and then I started working here five minutes ago.”
I can’t stop laughing at this line
"I mean, I've eaten a lot worse than this" I'm dead
Why do I find crusty voice soothing- even after he screams curse words
“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”💀
8:20
Your videos are great and so funny!
I just love your videos!
Or in German :
Ich liebe deine Videos einfach nur!
Greetings from Germany
Hi from england
Moin diiggi der Typ is legende
6:26
Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator discovers he has Fortune III Enchant
When he stuck his head in the microwave
God I felt that
3 years later and its still funny 😂
This man gives me straight up Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) vibes
An ancient Norse legend says that everytime Crusty poisons a child, a kitten gets its wings
Never seen a chef as good as he each plate is a masterpiece
" I've got 1 soup and 2 delayed abortions "
I think Crusty found a new way to.... Bring butterflies to his garden
The olive on the. samwich looks like the tf2 sanvich
*I forgot he doesn't live in America. So when he said, "Just throw it on the street!" He meant it. It's not taboo. I forgot people throw things on the street other places. I- I have to si- wait. I'm already in bed. My heads spinning. I- what kind of horrors have I taken as comedy?! Why?! I just- can't.*
*literally watches 3 videos by IAmCrusty, subscribes three days later*
*sips wine cooler*
Me: You're on your way, kid.
I was watching another RUclips video then I seen that Crusty uploaded and left the other video ☺️😂
an pizza with apple souce hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaha🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
“ Why are you throwing your balls at me” I cant stop laughing 😂😂
I Imagine the FBI has a file on him
10:09 "YOU STUPID PINK HAT WEARING SON OF A-" had me dead
Also did anyone else notice the sandwich at 8:00
He sound like a modern-day jack Sparrow & murdoc from Gorillaz
Omg I’m developing feelings of hatred lmao I laughed my gf awake.
Gday
Rift Matrix congrats on you being first
Oh and I liked his comment
This guys voice is absolutely amazing
15:28 'GET COOKING' *shits out meatballs onto the table*
0:30 as an American who gets stereotyped about eating Donuts and Drinking coffee every morning, I feel your pain.
The moment when your trying to say something funny but you just can’t think of anything oh boy this is awkward
Having trouble being funny? I can give you a hand.
Rj Peterson that would be great
Those flying Monitor Robots have more love in their virtuell Life than I'm in my real Life.
I’m sick rn and I don’t care that every time I laugh I do not care that cough violently these videos are still very funny.
Can you please do some more surgeon simulator?
Ps. You are the funnest RUclipsr I’ve known for so long. Please never stop playing. Also goddamn you’re tall.
How tall would you say he is,
Rush Hour Maybe 6’4?
0:34 IAmCrusty: oh you felt nothing, hes dead inside
Me: Same
If there were guns in this game, to would go as follows: "its my little Timmy bot's birthd-"
Crusty:*unloads mag into the tv's face* "where's your kid?"
“I just bit into a whole bloody orange”
Anybody in 2024 ?
Me
Me
Yep
Yeah
Me
What a role model, washing his hands and poisoning children.
Every like this comment gets is 1 sit-ups 😢
Plz give me a lot
No, like beggar.
I didn't know robots could be dead inside
Omg I absolutely love this content! Your personality with the natural hilarity of job and vacation simulator could be top-tier humor.
We need "Crusty the musical"
You’d be safer to have John Wayne Gacy as your babysitter than crusty being your chef
It's like if Vegeta, Nappa, Jack Sparrow, and Deadpool all had their DNA placed into one person
15:56 I love how the Gordon Ramsey bot just interrupts him and insults him lmao!
15:35 lmao
Watching THIS specific video in 2x speed IS HILARIOUS!!!
"Sir, are you aware this steak is a piece of shit?" Something about the way you said it and pointed at the steak cracked me up XD
9:38 “we get a free cake right” “uhh no” this had my dying 🤣
This is first video I've seen from you and fuck it's hilarious. I also really like how your voice sounds. You got an extra subscriber!
I wanted to be sad today but then I saw this.
Crusty's voice gives me the wolf from into the woods vibes and I'm loving it
Tea be like Tea and soap combined=Mmmmmm deliciously good
nice liittle bit of service- OH BLOODY HELL THE PLACE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO?!
The intro already told me this video will be 👌
This is honestly the greatest video ever made no 🧢
Your voice and personality is now how I perceive my thoughts.
Watching this in 2024
10:09 they turned Timmy turner into a robot? Good Lord what did they do too Cosmo and Wanda?!?
Your job simulator videos never get old
"Instead of pizza, mada'am, shall I read you today's specials? I've got *one* soup,
*and two delayed abortions* ."
litterally passed 1 second in the video and crusty already make me laugh
This is the most wholesome thing Crusty's ever done, mainly coz no one died horribly. As far as we know.
Me checking the dumpster: nevermind