It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
18:24 I cried bro the “ WHAT IES LOVe BEBEH DO HUR MEH NO MOH I DONT CARE IM DRINKING BLEACH!!!! 😡😡 *muffled noises* Shauna’s from the- GENERAL SIZES 😒🤨
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one. *Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket* Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid* Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit.... (for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value. IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
BOI I was listening to you while playing job sim you made me laugh so hard I fell down and the boss was like that’s not how you treat the customers kid I’m like WHAT THE HELL
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
I could sure go for a slushie Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you Continues to pour mustard on counter Crusty: oh wait that's my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
He’s back!!
It only been a weak
LAMO
Yay:)
@@hyperscale4437 week*
U do vr ?!?!?!
No way!!!!!
I dont....
Crusty's voice sounded badass when he said "let me look into your eyes" 21:01
True
He sounded like venom😂
This year is already very crazy. You really helped me and I wanted to say thank you.
Please stay safe Crusty and keep yourself mentally happy as well.
Nice CaptainSauce pfp
@@Ghost.Toast.
Finally someone who knows
It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
"But he stole my mustard" that was gold
you are right that is gold
18:24 I cried bro the “ WHAT IES LOVe BEBEH DO HUR MEH NO MOH I DONT CARE IM DRINKING
BLEACH!!!! 😡😡 *muffled noises* Shauna’s from the- GENERAL SIZES 😒🤨
17:00 - 17:09 that made me laugh so hard I've got the bloody hiccups now. Thanks.
9:29
Robot: *catchy bumper stickers*
the first ver: *kitchy bumper stickers*
I just finished watching all of the job simulator videos and this was posted!
Crusty: I'm putting ketchu-
Bot: thanks for letting me steal your mustard
im offended
Alternate title: Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a shopkeeper.
Cursed to be a eternal cashier haha.
Finally I’m not the only one
WhaT I thoUghT
He's a clerk not a shopkeeper Spiro strike
True lol
3:24
Crusty: **sings**
Me: **L'manburg flashbacks**
He sings like an angel😌
Crusty going insane is 10/10 content
I love when crusty cuss so shut up bich I love crusty
facts
All of crustys speeches at the beginning of the video are so inspirational lol
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one.
*Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
xDDDDDDDDDD
Funny crusty
*yeah this is big brain time*
Thx
How do you copy the time
"Look at me, I made a slushie castle"
Words I didn't know I needed to hear from Crusty. What a fun year this is turning out to be.
Jack Sparrow working at the Kwik-E-Mart. I needed this. yes.
12:51 IM DED FROM THOSE JOKES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
17:30 he’s playing goblins lol
“Yes, but he just stole my musters😡” got me laughing so hard😂 3:57
I think that the real lesson today was,
Everything is Torture!
And torture is everything... amen
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The bot that stole your mustard. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the poor ketchup is by itself now.
"Now I have offended people lets begin" -crusty
he also sounds like jack sparrow
@@plaguethebunny very true
@@plaguethebunny very very very very true 😃
Imagine RUclips copy right strikes you lol
As a diabetic I'd normally be annoyed about this but it's crusty so it passes lol
I agree.
Keeping others at bay is a successful tactic.
I love when he does vr videos where he actually talks to the MPCs
Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket*
Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid*
Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
I do it everytime in real life
OMG SAME
True
😂
Why didn’t you put bot?There all bots except Crusty he’s human
17:03 FIX THE BLOODY DEECA DOOPLE DOO☕
I like how Crusty says butter because in the UK we dont have twinkie
18:31
“My botfriend just broke up with me😭”
“I don’t care im drinking bleach”
💀
I don’t know why but I’m so enthralled by the way he said mph at 00:15
3:37 I laughed so much! Nice video! I subbed!
😂 me 2
I’m putting ketchup- WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MUSTARD?!
Crusty captures the anger of a tired store clerk perfectly
I clicked this video looking forward to another sadistically satisfying time and instead got a degree in philosophy, Crusty I love you
Alternate title: Crusty slowly losing his mind for 23 minutes
I love this mans voice and personality
Crusty singing is perfect I love it thats why I watch him
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit....
(for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Well the last one went great 🤫
Thanks for giving us a good laugh in your videos crusty
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value.
IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
This channel is so underrated this channel needs more notice it’s so good.
Second video I've seen. You sir have earned my subscription. I laugh out loud at work in your honor.
If you need a hug Crusty, I'm all arms. And diabetes.
Crusty.. the more i start to know you. the more i want to give you a hug
Never heard crusty swear before until this moment. 14:55
Wow, intro hit me right in the feels.
17:02 fix the bloody diga dugga boo
“ Mornings with walruses, what? “ was absolutely hilarious to me
17:01 got me laughing my head off
4:41 - 4:47 XDDDDDDDDDDD very nice crusty I like you
BOI I was listening to you while playing job sim you made me laugh so hard I fell down and the boss was like that’s not how you treat the customers kid I’m like WHAT THE HELL
When he said fix the tickle-doggle boo I laughed so much 💀
Crusty singing in general is beautiful
“Would you like a lottery ticket” got me so hard for some reason 😂
Yay! I'm glad you are better. Thanks for the awesome content
Look how EXHAUSTED your robot manager is!
If crusty served me at a shop i would be happy worried but also concerned the manager hired him lol
The manager is 100% tied up in the back.
Never give up youtube crusty, you make heaps of people days better
2:43 colorful buttons pushing. ding ding ring ring bing bing.
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
The wisdom at the beginning of the video is truly magical.
"Well ask around someone probably is gonna make it for ya😑"
*Pours mustard on counter for 5 seconds* *realizes😮* "oh wait that's my job isn't it?🤔"
3 minutes into the video: *already getting insane*
Almost 4 minutes in : HALLEJUAH, HALLEJUAYAAAAAAHHH
I could sure go for a slushie
Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you
Continues to pour mustard on counter
Crusty: oh wait that's my job
😂😂😂😂😂😂
17:03 THE DOO DOO WHAT A LOO
Thank you! Awesome work!
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
This is Crusty's scariest video because it seems so much like a real job
5:22 bro prob saved saved me or someone else's life ❤❤
4:40 made me 😂
15:15 OOHSAH *idk idk idk* with walwruses
I like the part were he points his finger.
The chaos is overwhelming. Good job😂
This channel carried me and/ Mexican vr man carried me through 2020 :)
i’m surprised you haven’t jumboed things more than once
loving that new merch crusty looks great
Schmiggle wobble pop Crusty, you make me laugh, please keep it up!
Crusty isn't the maniac, WE'RE the maniac. Makes sense.
This made my day so much better
“I’m gonna leave this burnt Wiener in the bathroom so when someone comes in they will think it’s a poo” in genius!
Totally my type of humour 🤣
0:42 we don’t have chgcjhgfjgh in our country 😂😂
Why does crusty sound like jack sparrow's psychopathic cousin
This is the only youtuber who I have never gotten bored while watching
I love this series
Wonder why there's shelves full of stuff when they just go to the cashier anyway.
Bro crusty is like The Joker and Jack Sparrow had a Kid love you Crusty you are Funny
Six. The bloody giga, sugar, boo 17:02
So happy he's back we've missed u
Crusty: Singing Halleluiah while putting ketchup on the lottery ticket
The Bot: :|
It’s so crazy that just working in customer service gives you ptsd. Really shows how terrible people are. I feel this.
You make me laugh so much sometimes my chest starts to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess we need it sometimes these days
Job bot looks like he’s dying inside.
"It doesn't take away from the sadnss I feel inside...gimme that I haven't scanned it, bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣
This is the content i love.
"I see how you like these, Its like cannibalism except its legal."
-IAmCrusty 2021
Also imagine crusty working as a worker for a gas station😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he says bloody all the time🤣
I like how humanity evolved from swords castles and huts just to make people that are so bored they just watch a angry british man
Did you know that in infinite overtime every first lottery ticket is a winner
No but cool
10/10 worker
i wish he was at my nearly store
You are the funniest RUclipsr in my opinion!!!!