Endless VR Job Simulator Is Torture
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- Опубликовано: 13 янв 2021
- I took a job as a store clerk with infinite overtime in Job Simulator VR and regretted it.
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Man was like: "this dude takin to long with my lotto ticket. Ooo that mustard looking nice (yoink) bye have a great time"
“that was a genuine yawn”
“feels like i have been yawn”
"But he stole my mustard" that was gold
you are right that is gold
He’s back!!
It only been a weak
LAMO
Yay:)
@@hyperscale4437 week*
U do vr ?!?!?!
No way!!!!!
I dont....
Crusty: I'm putting ketchu-
Bot: thanks for letting me steal your mustard
Alternate title: Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a shopkeeper.
Cursed to be a eternal cashier haha.
Finally I’m not the only one
WhaT I thoUghT
He's a clerk not a shopkeeper Spiro strike
True lol
If you need a hug Crusty, I'm all arms. And diabetes.
"Now I have offended people lets begin" -crusty
he also sounds like jack sparrow
@@plaguethebunny very true
@@plaguethebunny very very very very true 😃
Imagine RUclips copy right strikes you lol
As a diabetic I'd normally be annoyed about this but it's crusty so it passes lol
3:24
Crusty: **sings**
Me: **L'manburg flashbacks**
He sings like an angel😌
Crusty singing is perfect I love it thats why I watch him
If crusty served me at a shop i would be happy worried but also concerned the manager hired him lol
The manager is 100% tied up in the back.
17:00 - 17:09 that made me laugh so hard I've got the bloody hiccups now. Thanks.
I think that the real lesson today was,
Everything is Torture!
And torture is everything... amen
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝
2:36 I was laughing so hard😂
Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket*
Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid*
Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
I do it everytime in real life
OMG SAME
True
😂
Why didn’t you put bot?There all bots except Crusty he’s human
3:43 *steals mustard* 'Wai why did you steal my mustard?' 😂
9:29
Robot: *catchy bumper stickers*
the first ver: *kitchy bumper stickers*
Crusty's voice sounded badass when he said "let me look into your eyes" 21:01
True
He sounded like venom😂
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit....
(for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Well the last one went great 🤫
All of crustys speeches at the beginning of the video are so inspirational lol
I just finished watching all of the job simulator videos and this was posted!
Crusty captures the anger of a tired store clerk perfectly
I agree.
Keeping others at bay is a successful tactic.
This year is already very crazy. You really helped me and I wanted to say thank you.
Please stay safe Crusty and keep yourself mentally happy as well.
Nice CaptainSauce pfp
@@Ghost.Toast.
Finally someone who knows
Crusty going insane is 10/10 content
I love when crusty cuss so shut up bich I love crusty
facts
“Would you like a lottery ticket” got me so hard for some reason 😂
Crusty: Singing Halleluiah while putting ketchup on the lottery ticket
The Bot: :|
When he said fix the tickle-doggle boo I laughed so much 💀
"Well ask around someone probably is gonna make it for ya😑"
*Pours mustard on counter for 5 seconds* *realizes😮* "oh wait that's my job isn't it?🤔"
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value.
IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I clicked this video looking forward to another sadistically satisfying time and instead got a degree in philosophy, Crusty I love you
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
"Look at me, I made a slushie castle"
Words I didn't know I needed to hear from Crusty. What a fun year this is turning out to be.
“ Mornings with walruses, what? “ was absolutely hilarious to me
i’m surprised you haven’t jumboed things more than once
“I’m gonna leave this burnt Wiener in the bathroom so when someone comes in they will think it’s a poo” in genius!
Totally my type of humour 🤣
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one.
*Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
xDDDDDDDDDD
Funny crusty
*yeah this is big brain time*
Thx
How do you copy the time
It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
I love when he does vr videos where he actually talks to the MPCs
I like the part were he points his finger.
Look how EXHAUSTED your robot manager is!
The bot that stole your mustard. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the poor ketchup is by itself now.
I don’t know why but I’m so enthralled by the way he said mph at 00:15
3:37 I laughed so much! Nice video! I subbed!
😂 me 2
I’m putting ketchup- WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MUSTARD?!
Wow, intro hit me right in the feels.
I like how Crusty says butter because in the UK we dont have twinkie
Never heard crusty swear before until this moment. 14:55
Crusty singing in general is beautiful
"Im putting ketchup on...." *takes mustard and leaves* "I don't deserve that sir why you still me mustard"
my bot-friend just left - IDC im drinking bleach
Crusty.. the more i start to know you. the more i want to give you a hug
This is Crusty's scariest video because it seems so much like a real job
Thank you! Awesome work!
Yay! I'm glad you are better. Thanks for the awesome content
I like how humanity evolved from swords castles and huts just to make people that are so bored they just watch a angry british man
The chaos is overwhelming. Good job😂
Who still loves watching these job simulator videos i can't stop watching them there to good!!!
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4:40 made me 😂
Is it me or does he sound like Jack sparrow
He sounds like Jack Sparrow
Job bot looks like he’s dying inside.
Thanks for giving us a good laugh in your videos crusty
This channel is so underrated this channel needs more notice it’s so good.
I love this mans voice and personality
Crusty isn't the maniac, WE'RE the maniac. Makes sense.
"I see how you like these, Its like cannibalism except its legal."
-IAmCrusty 2021
“Yes but he just stole my mustard” and “do I have soda?” “No”
Schmiggle wobble pop Crusty, you make me laugh, please keep it up!
Second video I've seen. You sir have earned my subscription. I laugh out loud at work in your honor.
I could sure go for a slushie
Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you
Continues to pour mustard on counter
Crusty: oh wait that's my job
😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 minutes into the video: *already getting insane*
Almost 4 minutes in : HALLEJUAH, HALLEJUAYAAAAAAHHH
I’m in love with his voice
This made my day so much better
I like how he says bloody all the time🤣
loving that new merch crusty looks great
I love this series
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
Jack Sparrow working at the Kwik-E-Mart. I needed this. yes.
"OOh blue, you want blue?? Blues nice. Here take blue"
This is the only youtuber who I have never gotten bored while watching
he just slowly loses his sanity throughout the entire video
The wisdom at the beginning of the video is truly magical.
"It doesn't take away from the sadnss I feel inside...gimme that I haven't scanned it, bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣
“Yes, but he just stole my musters😡” got me laughing so hard😂 3:57
He kinda sounds like Johnny depp
I was thinking about captain jack the whole time
Also imagine crusty working as a worker for a gas station😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's so dam funny I can't stop laughing
17:6 FIX THE BLODDY BUGAL BIGAL BUGA BOO!
Night bot drinks coffe.
17:7 OR JUST POOR COFFE ON YOUR SELF
It’s so crazy that just working in customer service gives you ptsd. Really shows how terrible people are. I feel this.
why is this so funny what the hell i love it
This is the content i love.
17:03 FIX THE BLOODY DEECA DOOPLE DOO☕
This channel carried me and/ Mexican vr man carried me through 2020 :)
2:43 colorful buttons pushing. ding ding ring ring bing bing.
Never give up youtube crusty, you make heaps of people days better
You make me laugh so much sometimes my chest starts to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess we need it sometimes these days
So happy he's back we've missed u
Your videos always make me die of laughter lol
The Supreme One has summoned his followers
"sing my songs speakerman" bro just said the skibidi toilet character
Hi I love your vids and keep up the good work 😜☺️