Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket* Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid* Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one. *Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit.... (for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value. IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
I could sure go for a slushie Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you Continues to pour mustard on counter Crusty: oh wait that's my job 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
Let’s take a moment to appreciate that crusty sings like an angel😌 “Humans would immediately gain a privilege of self entitlement” Me: that my friend is called a karen
BOI I was listening to you while playing job sim you made me laugh so hard I fell down and the boss was like that’s not how you treat the customers kid I’m like WHAT THE HELL
Crusty's voice sounded badass when he said "let me look into your eyes" 21:01
True
He sounded like venom😂
Alternate title: Captain Jack Sparrow becomes a shopkeeper.
Cursed to be a eternal cashier haha.
Finally I’m not the only one
WhaT I thoUghT
He's a clerk not a shopkeeper Spiro strike
True lol
He’s back!!
It only been a weak
LAMO
Yay:)
@@hyperscale4437 week*
U do vr ?!?!?!
No way!!!!!
I dont....
"But he stole my mustard" that was gold
you are right that is gold
This year is already very crazy. You really helped me and I wanted to say thank you.
Please stay safe Crusty and keep yourself mentally happy as well.
Nice CaptainSauce pfp
@@Ghost.Toast.
Finally someone who knows
Crusty: I'm putting ketchu-
Bot: thanks for letting me steal your mustard
"Now I have offended people lets begin" -crusty
he also sounds like jack sparrow
@@plaguethebunny very true
@@plaguethebunny very very very very true 😃
Imagine RUclips copy right strikes you lol
As a diabetic I'd normally be annoyed about this but it's crusty so it passes lol
I think that the real lesson today was,
Everything is Torture!
And torture is everything... amen
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crusty going insane is 10/10 content
I love when crusty cuss so shut up bich I love crusty
facts
Person: *Goes in and buys lottery ticket*
Crusty: “Mine” *Takes lottery ticket back after she’s already paid*
Person: “Understandable, have a nice day”
I do it everytime in real life
OMG SAME
True
😂
Why didn’t you put bot?There all bots except Crusty he’s human
3:24
Crusty: **sings**
Me: **L'manburg flashbacks**
He sings like an angel😌
I just finished watching all of the job simulator videos and this was posted!
It was the original vr bodega simulation that made me into a fan and supporter. You have done it again. This had me laughing so hard I was wheezing. Thank you sir.
If you need a hug Crusty, I'm all arms. And diabetes.
9:19 - 9:29 Crusty: Since you're having such a hard time, I'll give you two triangles and only charge you for one.
*Crusty charges him for one, then multiplies the price by two*
xDDDDDDDDDD
Funny crusty
*yeah this is big brain time*
Thx
How do you copy the time
All of crustys speeches at the beginning of the video are so inspirational lol
Crusty captures the anger of a tired store clerk perfectly
"Look at me, I made a slushie castle"
Words I didn't know I needed to hear from Crusty. What a fun year this is turning out to be.
I'd like to personally apologise about how the Minecraft challenge went... that uh... went a biiiiiit....
(for those who weren't there, you're in for a nightmare)
Well the last one went great 🤫
9:29
Robot: *catchy bumper stickers*
the first ver: *kitchy bumper stickers*
I love when he does vr videos where he actually talks to the MPCs
17:00 - 17:09 that made me laugh so hard I've got the bloody hiccups now. Thanks.
18:31
“My botfriend just broke up with me😭”
“I don’t care im drinking bleach”
💀
I clicked this video looking forward to another sadistically satisfying time and instead got a degree in philosophy, Crusty I love you
I like how Crusty says butter because in the UK we dont have twinkie
I agree.
Keeping others at bay is a successful tactic.
The bot that stole your mustard. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the poor ketchup is by itself now.
Crusty singing is perfect I love it thats why I watch him
3:37 I laughed so much! Nice video! I subbed!
😂 me 2
I’m putting ketchup- WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MUSTARD?!
If crusty served me at a shop i would be happy worried but also concerned the manager hired him lol
The manager is 100% tied up in the back.
Job bot: a convenience store is the best place to purchase items available everywhere else but for a higher monetary value.
IAmCrusty: Yes but he just stole my mustard!
This channel is so underrated this channel needs more notice it’s so good.
Jack Sparrow working at the Kwik-E-Mart. I needed this. yes.
2:36 I was laughing so hard😂
“I’m gonna leave this burnt Wiener in the bathroom so when someone comes in they will think it’s a poo” in genius!
Totally my type of humour 🤣
When he said fix the tickle-doggle boo I laughed so much 💀
17:01 got me laughing my head off
“Would you like a lottery ticket” got me so hard for some reason 😂
17:03 FIX THE BLOODY DEECA DOOPLE DOO☕
I don’t know why but I’m so enthralled by the way he said mph at 00:15
i’m surprised you haven’t jumboed things more than once
Thanks for giving us a good laugh in your videos crusty
I just wanna say dude that I’m really proud and happy for you, because going from your other channel with 85k subs (which is still good) to this channel with over 250k i just want to say well done ❤️
Never heard crusty swear before until this moment. 14:55
3 minutes into the video: *already getting insane*
Almost 4 minutes in : HALLEJUAH, HALLEJUAYAAAAAAHHH
I like the part were he points his finger.
Second video I've seen. You sir have earned my subscription. I laugh out loud at work in your honor.
"Well ask around someone probably is gonna make it for ya😑"
*Pours mustard on counter for 5 seconds* *realizes😮* "oh wait that's my job isn't it?🤔"
Why does crusty sound like jack sparrow's psychopathic cousin
Yay! I'm glad you are better. Thanks for the awesome content
Wow, intro hit me right in the feels.
“ Mornings with walruses, what? “ was absolutely hilarious to me
Crusty.. the more i start to know you. the more i want to give you a hug
This is Crusty's scariest video because it seems so much like a real job
Crusty: Singing Halleluiah while putting ketchup on the lottery ticket
The Bot: :|
I could sure go for a slushie
Crusty: well ask around I'm sure someone will make it for you
Continues to pour mustard on counter
Crusty: oh wait that's my job
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Schmiggle wobble pop Crusty, you make me laugh, please keep it up!
Crusty, finish all customers on every job to get gamodes like dollhouse where your big, bouncy mode where all the items bounce and no gravity wich you probably know what it dose
The wisdom at the beginning of the video is truly magical.
Look how EXHAUSTED your robot manager is!
Crusty singing in general is beautiful
Did you know that in infinite overtime every first lottery ticket is a winner
No but cool
I love this mans voice and personality
Never give up youtube crusty, you make heaps of people days better
“Yes, but he just stole my musters😡” got me laughing so hard😂 3:57
4:40 made me 😂
This channel carried me and/ Mexican vr man carried me through 2020 :)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate that crusty sings like an angel😌
“Humans would immediately gain a privilege of self entitlement”
Me: that my friend is called a karen
The chaos is overwhelming. Good job😂
Bro crusty is like The Joker and Jack Sparrow had a Kid love you Crusty you are Funny
You make me laugh so much sometimes my chest starts to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess we need it sometimes these days
"I see how you like these, Its like cannibalism except its legal."
-IAmCrusty 2021
17:02 fix the bloody diga dugga boo
THE BEST WAY IS NOT JUST THE SAME WAY TO GO WITH YOUR LIFE BUT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN TIME WITH THE LIFE AND YOU HAVE
It’s so crazy that just working in customer service gives you ptsd. Really shows how terrible people are. I feel this.
This is the only youtuber who I have never gotten bored while watching
Crusty isn't the maniac, WE'RE the maniac. Makes sense.
my bot-friend just left - IDC im drinking bleach
loving that new merch crusty looks great
Also imagine crusty working as a worker for a gas station😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man was like: "this dude takin to long with my lotto ticket. Ooo that mustard looking nice (yoink) bye have a great time"
i love it when crusty starts to do funny things and i laugh my balls of
you ssssssssssssssssssssss😱😲😳😇😇😇😇😇😇😧😊😀😁😂😃😳😳😇😇🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦🐰🐰🐰🐰SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSggggggggggggyyyyyuuuuuhhhhjjjjjjjkkkllllllll
This made my day so much better
I like how humanity evolved from swords castles and huts just to make people that are so bored they just watch a angry british man
Wonder why there's shelves full of stuff when they just go to the cashier anyway.
5:22 bro prob saved saved me or someone else's life ❤❤
Job bot looks like he’s dying inside.
You are the funniest RUclipsr in my opinion!!!!
I didn't know Jack Sparrow was a cashier!
BOI I was listening to you while playing job sim you made me laugh so hard I fell down and the boss was like that’s not how you treat the customers kid I’m like WHAT THE HELL
he just slowly loses his sanity throughout the entire video
I love your vids and you are so funny
I like how he says bloody all the time🤣
"FIX THE BLOODY DECO DOOGA DO"
Hi I love your vids and keep up the good work 😜☺️
"It doesn't take away from the sadnss I feel inside...gimme that I haven't scanned it, bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣
why is this so funny what the hell i love it
So happy he's back we've missed u
10/10 worker
i wish he was at my nearly store
Hi Crusty, you are awesome and your videos are so funny.