Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
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Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man
According to the American Heart Association (AHA), the maximum amount of added sugars you should eat in a day are ( 9 ): Men: 150 calories per day (37.5 grams or 9 teaspoons) Women: 100 calories per day (25 grams or 6 teaspoons) 8:00
Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude
i use to watch him when i was younger and i couldnt remember him name so i spent a while searching for him. I am so happy i have finally found him again i use to watch him while playing mario on my DS and watched him for years and so long i loved him and then one day i forgot about him then years later i remembered him and i found him again
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
I found your channel yesterday and my thought was "He hasn't even reached the 100k? How?!" Today I wake up, watch the next video and see the sub count xD
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese
🎶 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA HURT YOU🎶 GET RICKROLLED
Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible
Wise words
Yes
Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow
I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more
@@DB-cn6rw pp
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS"
This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
Hehehehe😂
Uhhhhhhh
lol
I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.
It's job simulator
2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)
Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D
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I fall asleep to these
Same here!
@@gerardwayseyelash i cant fall asleep its too Funny to sleep to lol
@@Butterbuddy4664 I've seen all of them hundreds of times lmao
All ready my favorite RUclipsr and I have only been watching for a few days
SAME
Same
Same
SSSSAME😯😯😯
As he should be.
I used to watch this when i moved back into my grandmas house and this is stuck in my memory’s forever and im glad
His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty
I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now
So true so true
@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think
Or its exactly what you think
Yes sir
oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant
@@mdlmfo 😏
EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago
Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.
No one
Absolutely no one
Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money
Math 100
200 IQ
STONKS
it worked probably
IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?"
" *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "
Not enough come back here!
@Ethan Porter lol
fkl;mn
F that
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
I’m sorry
@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol
Lol
did you ever make that death ray
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂
nooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
OMG YES!
@@Evo-Was-Taken don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.
@@NatashaWinland yes Me to
Yes
5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂
Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.
The best series we didn’t need, but at the same time, what we need!!
7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny
Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@life.w.gemma9384 not funny
“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high
Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way
GET OUT OF MY STORE”
Such an awesome line
I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂
It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.
I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry
@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!
Hey
@@WildHeart378 pp
🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣
Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.
That true tho
How drunk is he
@@sidwilson_husbans666
@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what
Hi there is that something that can help you
at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!
"GIVE ME IDENTIFICATION OR I WILL FORCE FEAD THIS BLEACH". "Is this bleach? Its pinks stuff" Got me cracking 😂😂
Fr! Also I think the pink stuff is diet pepto bismol
@@mmcherry2011Or Pink Sauce, but Pepto makes a little more sense lol
It’s funny how the pink sauce is now a thing
23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles.
Im so glad i found this channel
i agree
But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach
So do u me a pink stuff
I’m glad that I found this channel is well
Same
I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.
Me***
Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man
thanks, bud :)
Owwww, the falling in love 😍
nise one
I am a big fan
That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning
I found this video yesterday and I've been ignoring it and now i have a new favorite RUclipsr ❤❤❤
Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot.
Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.
@Blue Zero same
7:05
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
" *NO* "
TRUEE
According to the American Heart Association (AHA), the maximum amount of added sugars you should eat in a day are ( 9 ):
Men: 150 calories per day (37.5 grams or 9 teaspoons)
Women: 100 calories per day (25 grams or 6 teaspoons) 8:00
Did the one at 17:59 say
“I can’t go back to jail” what did she do to get in jail?
wore somebodies skin
IAmCrusty makes sense
She can wear my skin 😏
@@IAmCrusty Make sense
@@i_simp_for_dabi thats a child
After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite RUclipsr.
Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!
He is at 800k…
@laurabethfleming2607 yes, 4 years later he's still killing it.
@@dvkevin yep, and always will.
I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.
16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO
3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕
Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*
Lol
Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14
@@jocely400 LOL 😂
Cbggv
@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD
*hands slushie*
*fallls down*
"Well that was rude"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crusty: *scans slushy*
Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me?
Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup*
Crusty: ........ That was rude
So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun
Ikr
You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!
You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇
True
@@wrench_games4265false
Tru
True lol
@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true
Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!
6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"
“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
i use to watch him when i was younger and i couldnt remember him name so i spent a while searching for him. I am so happy i have finally found him again i use to watch him while playing mario on my DS and watched him for years and so long i loved him and then one day i forgot about him then years later i remembered him and i found him again
6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol
L
You’re the best
LOL do it AGAIN
6:36
Lololol
These are my absolute favorite. Love this laughed so hard.
I did to
Lol me to
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought:
-You're a robber.
-You're on the run
-You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up
-You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter
-You tell him to hand over all the money they've got
-Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out".
-It's fine, you have a backup gun
-Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine
-You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun
-Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face
-Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun
-Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.
"Crusty looking". Clever.
That would be an experience
If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin
Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Robot drinks the drink flyes to the sky
Iamcrusty: well that's a rocket launch I need in my system
"Yesterday's news simulations are at an all-time high, Today's news your still standing in my way" had me dying
Same😂
I found your channel yesterday and my thought was "He hasn't even reached the 100k? How?!"
Today I wake up, watch the next video and see the sub count xD
This is so bloody funny love your vids Iamcrusty 😂😂
I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.
Yes. Yes yes yes.
it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail
@@jerryamescua
Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that
Can u do this again in another video
@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say....
R/Ihadastroke???..
This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”
Stop being mean and learn how to type
@@KTGOTD What
"later chump, you'll never catch me!!"
*two police cars pass him*
"i think they caught him"
(meanwhile he never did get caught)
4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady
i think you can, you have to get lucky tho
The fact he rubbed the hot dog on the floor as a "special ingredient "
LOL 😂
I was spawning sub button so many times!! This was so funny! Fire content🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thx for ❤️
@@lrhockeycardunboxing6591 hi
@Niklas Kauppinen *spamming* lol sorry
13:10 He said get the hell out of my store before i rangle your nuts on the floor XD
😅😂😂😂😂😂 13:52 this guy is probably drunk
I mean the robot
The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂
I was genuily scared when Crusty yelled at the robot who had his phone and wanted his hotdog.
Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab
True tbh
honestly I'd love to go to a shop and just see crusty throwing fireworks at me
@Savanna Jones @Savanna Jones
@@Felix79dlx bro what
My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .
Nobody:
Crusty: “ imagine what your mother is going to say when she sees the bill”
*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027*
Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT
that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*
@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020
@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.
Me tho
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
Crusty: 3:12 *spills his drink and throws it on the floor for him to pick it up
Also Crusty: T H A T W A S R U D E
He meant she didn’t take it the drink
@@adamibrahim485 ik... and I meant he threw a drink on the floor and said that was rude 😂
Good afternoon, human, I would like to purchase these 👹CHIP'S 👹 0:10
THE GOAT!!!!
I got sick today and I saw your vids HEHEHEHE SAME FROM THE 4 YEARS AGO massive og btw 💪
First time watching but after the first 2 minutes of this video I already love this guy. This is an amazing video.
I started with Skyrim like 3 days ago and have almost watched everything he has, I love him
I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese
I know it pains you to play these but honestly I NEED more 😂😂😂
Ngl the thumbnail looks like me when i get a pickle on my mcdonalds burger when i specifically asked for no pickles.
“It’s not hot” “your in for a world of lies my green screen friend” thus was super funny 😁
You copy cat
@@Stephanie_frank ok
@@Stephanie_frank sorry didn’t know
1:09 this was gold lol
Oh my god this is my first video watching you and I'm so glad I decided to watch you you're my new favorite RUclipsr
It's been 3 years and I still watch this when I sleep and I get nightmares of IamCrusty
“Get off your danm phone and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SHOP, GET HIT BY A CAR TOO”
-I am crusty 2020
1:34
I have been cracking up so hard from this-
Yes😊😊😊
Agreed! 😂🤣
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:(
bot: :3
XD
Crusty is definitely one of the funniest youtubers ever
I like him as much as markimoo, and I LOVE THAT MAN (wait not that way)
5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂
AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM HERE RIGHT NOW STOP IT!!!!!
3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”
People watching in 2024 cuz why not :)
Yes I liked my own comment
Me
Me
Yeah why not
Me
Me
Crusty is like that one sleezy corner store owner thats a bit of a toss up when it comes having what you're looking for.
lfxdghj
🎶 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESSERT YOU NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA HURT YOU🎶
GET RICKROLLED
@@Zenith32 get fuck roll
@@Zenith32 this kid
I love these job simulator videos 😊
You’re so funny😂
1:03 Secret Ingredient your gonna love it
8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off
Jesus
I don't get it i'm 10
OOP
Swear
Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?
I've played Arizona
@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off
Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun
@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.
I live in Arizona
I have not watched this vid for 4 years and I still love this vid
Lol i love the way you just be realistic about everything. Like even you said the stove isn't hot LOL
i like when you talk to the bot with the bot your like GET OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTANTIN TO ME IM HERE.
Crusty in the beginning when he touches the stove: that’s not hot first customer asking for a hotdog crusty: bloody hell it hot
Thank for the likes everyone 😊✌️ you all are amazing have a good or night
Bro it’s been 4 years and I still watch this so GET THE HELL OUT was my favorite part
0:59 Dang it Crusty, what do you thinks those lines on it are for?
yoga