Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2020
- I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow
I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more
@@DB-cn6rw pp
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?"
" *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "
Not enough come back here!
@Ethan Porter lol
fkl;mn
F that
People watching in 2024 cuz why not :)
Yes I liked my own comment
Me
Me
Me
Yeah why not
Me
how many people are coming back everyday?!
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS"
This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
All ready my favorite RUclipsr and I have only been watching for a few days
SAME
Same
Same
SSSSAME😯😯😯
As he should be.
7:05
"humans are required to smile and be polite"
" *NO* "
TRUEE
His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
I’m sorry
@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol
Lol
did you ever make that death ray
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now
So true so true
@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think
Or its exactly what you think
Yes sir
oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant
@@mdlmfo 😏
I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.
Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.
I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
OMG YES!
@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.
@@NatashaWinland yes Me to
Yes
No one
Absolutely no one
Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money
Math 100
200 IQ
STONKS
it worked probably
IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works
i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:
I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂
EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago
5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂
Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D
0:41 oh the freezer okay
8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight
Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?
I've played Arizona
@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off
Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun
@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.
I live in Arizona
Great job bro keep up the great work, I enjoy these vids
6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment
Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot.
Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.
@Blue Zero same
3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕
I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!
crusty belike :"this in not hot"
also him: "bloody hell its hot"
Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.
It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.
I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry
@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!
Hey
@@WildHeart378 pp
🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣
2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)
I love the part when he said "it's pink stuff"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"
Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.
That true tho
How drunk is he
@@kayleebieber666
@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what
Hi there is that something that can help you
I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.
Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.
True....
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought:
-You're a robber.
-You're on the run
-You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up
-You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter
-You tell him to hand over all the money they've got
-Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out".
-It's fine, you have a backup gun
-Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine
-You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun
-Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face
-Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun
-Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.
"Crusty looking". Clever.
That would be an experience
If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin
1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂
9:47 in the video
made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah
7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny
*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027*
Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT
that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*
@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020
@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.
Me tho
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny
Todays news, "your still in my shop" This was hilarious im dying
Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!
You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.
4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady
i think you can, you have to get lucky tho
I'm about to get one in 2 months one moth b4 my b day I'm so exited it has been on the top of my list for 3-4 years!
I feel like Crusty was experiencing PTSD this entire video.
Yes. Yes yes yes.
it was def the one on the phone. the right person went to jail
@@jerryamescua
Please no is was call task and I am I supposed that
Can u do this again in another video
@@Nxqus I'm just gonna say....
R/Ihadastroke???..
6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol
L
You’re the best
LOL do it AGAIN
6:36
Lololol
Kid robot says I NEED SUGAR😂 7:32
Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible
Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*
Lol
Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14
@@jocely400 LOL 😂
Cbggv
@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD
"later chump, you'll never catch me!!"
*two police cars pass him*
"i think they caught him"
(meanwhile he never did get caught)
hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.
My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .
16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO
Crusty: *scans slushy*
Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me?
Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup*
Crusty: ........ That was rude
So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
6:57 bro ran like sonic
The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂
23 seconds in and crusty is trying to force feed bleach to a robot because she wont show her ID to buy triangles.
Im so glad i found this channel
i agree
But it’s pink stuff tho not bleach
So do u me a pink stuff
I’m glad that I found this channel is well
Same
After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite RUclipsr.
dude crusty my great sir ive worked in a retail shop it is torture once i had to kick someone out
This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.
This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”
Stop being mean and learn how to type
@@reddit-horror2stories What
You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!
I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your RUclips videos
5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂
15:19
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet
11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂
17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!
Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Gemma.12345 not funny
at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!
Me to bro
For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.
Crusty if you want to hold up the middle finger just get a vr headset that senses your hands and doesn’t need controllers
Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!
I fell out of my chair laughing, my gut hurt so much, when he started scratching every lottery ticket.
Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣
“Wow this stuff is rocket fuel I need it in my system” 🤣🤣🤣
Did the one at 17:59 say
“I can’t go back to jail” what did she do to get in jail?
wore somebodies skin
IAmCrusty makes sense
She can wear my skin 😏
@@IAmCrusty Make sense
@@i_simp_for_dabi thats a child
16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor
i hope so
How are baby's made
In robot
you are so funny!!
i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid
"I hope you get eaten by a crocodile, a mechanical crocodile without a conscious :D"
one of my favorite lines.
“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high
Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way
GET OUT OF MY STORE”
Such an awesome line
I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.
Me***
nostalgia,i always used to watch this vid every time im eating but now I don im dearly sorry IAmCrusty.
👇People who play job sim in 2024
Khb
I DO!!!
ME
@@ryanheeney9255what do you mean and i do
MEEEE
The fact he rubbed the hot dog on the floor as a "special ingredient "
LOL 😂
Somehow the fact that he's always a bit mad makes watching him so much fun
Ikr
Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂
I am crusty you are probably the most funniest person I have ever seen you never get old =]
“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.
3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”
Idk if it's updated or something but my freezer is not that. It's a trapdoor thing
When crusty clicked the random price you could tell he was gonna keep clicking it for everyone by saying ooooo btw at 10:41 in the video
1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.
Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab
True tbh
This was the first video I watched of Crusty a year and a few months ago. Now I've re-watched it, and my first thought was, "Wow, he's British." (At least I think...)
Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤
honestly I'd love to go to a shop and just see crusty throwing fireworks at me
@Savanna Jones @Savanna Jones
@@Felix79dlx bro what
0:59 Dang it Crusty, what do you thinks those lines on it are for?
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