Fingees, you need to face the truth eventually. You only hurt yourself by pretending everything is okay. By pretending that everything is the same as it once was, you prevent yourself from dealing with the grief and shame, and stunt your growth. It wasn't your fault, but you need to face the truth to realize it. You're strong, Fingees. You can handle this, even though we know it will hurt for now. We believe in you, Fingees. You will find peace and finally be able to rest, as we already have. Face the truth.
"I added being a youtuber to minecraft. If you hit 10.000 subscribers you will have a baby villager bar that can only be filled by touching or chatting with baby villagers."
Fun fact i learned in history class: Medieval executioners had their ears cut off so everyone would know that they were executioners, and that is why they had the hood. Executioners were death row prisoners who agreed to execute instead of getting executed, which is why it was important to mark them in some way in case they ran away.
@Tannerhouser08 The issue (aside from getting your ears cut off and having very little freedom) is that someone else could also decide to become executioner and then they would kill the last executioner because they only needed one. But atleast you could be drunk on the job to dull the feelings associated with doing a murder.
Make the Human Traffic King update,which gives villagers cars,however if the flow of traffic is too smooth the Traffic King will summon slow moving semi trucks and weeks long roadworks to create as much traffic as possible. If the traffic gets too bad,it will transform the biome it’s in into the rare California Biome
@@hellonewbie1042yandere dev is a guy who worked on yandere simulator which was a popular killing game about a girl who murders anyone that has feelings for her crush. But yandere dev himself is known as the guy who has the worst coding skills, he would reject any help and because of this his code is very lackluster and unnecessarily long. He shares all his development online so the reference the comment refers to is if-else statements on the minecraft computer that are unnecessarily long. Hope this helps lol
The computer screen showed a bunch of “if (blank) is true then:” coding statements, which YanDev seems to love. Long story short: nearly 80% of Yandere Simulators code is just “if” statements. like an absurd amount that when an experienced coder was hired to help him develop the game, they suggested just entirely making new code for the game cause changing it all would’ve taken years (said coder also got fired by YanDev cause he’s a salty prick)
@@pancakecookie5353 that would be right, because i am too busy planning to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. thats right. im going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Mr. Phalanges… PLEASE add the Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka to the game. I think it is an entirely necessary addition. Minecraft is hardly even playable without it.
Been watching this channel for long enough to make a habit of bracing myself for the most absurd thing imaginable every time he says "luckily" yet it never helps to prepare for what I was about to witness
missed opportunity to add a feature where if adult villagers catch you sleeping next to kid villagers they'll have you arrested for being a child predator
This has quickly become one of my favourite channels for absurdist comedy. I don't even play Minecraft, managed to get to the Nether once and died in seconds. This though? This I can appreciate.
Here are some "I added _ into Minecraft" ideas: I added the plague into Minecraft] I added a sentient turkey into Minecraft (For thanks giving!) I added Minecraft into Minecraft I added rappers into Minecraft (Example: MF DOOM, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Juice WRLD, etc) I added RUclips into Minecraft I added dreams/nightmares into Minecraft
Add the global economy, shares, the Great Depression, money laundering and tax havens As there is no current way to clean your sweaty clothes, add laundry machines as well
i dont care how slow minecraft updates are. mojang will never have the balls to add hawk tuah to the game. that's why fingees is here. that's why fingees will save America.
Idea: Add a pyrocynical difficulty to minecraft,in wich every time you find a situation that's crazy enough in your gameplay,you must stop whatever you're doing and start making a 40 min yapping session on yt about it. Furthermore,you now have a stamina bar that slowly gets lower. To regain your stamina you must commission artists(wich costs 64 emeralds) and consume the art they've made. And if your stamina keeps low for too long,you will be put on life support and become Pyroclinical.
"i added the worst industrial accident in history occurred on december 3 1984 when some 45 tons of the dangerous gas methyl isocyanate escaped from the union carbide plant in bhopal india"
My favorite part of these videos is how he sounds both on the verge of tears and laughter the entire time. Genuinely you’re so funny, please keep coding 🙏🙏
Yk the reason why they bearly makes updates is because its waaaaayyyy harder to code it into the like actual game than literly just making a modded texture pack and other stuff
Ohhh you mean the lab leak theory being confirmed? Yeah, the government was spitting out lie after lie for the entirety of the pandemic, to the point where the initial attempt to paint the lab theory as a conspiracy theory was the least egregious thing the government did.
Add Fist Fighting In Minecraft "Basically Now You Can Punch Enemies In A Way cooler Way And Also Uppercut ! which Is A Cool Transition To Adding Boxing In Minecraft!
what am i even watching.... i swear this video is a fever dream... it has the same vibe as waking up in the middle of the night and you are 30min into an hour long ad on youtube
I wouldn't say unoriginal, though you do have a point that the controversial element has been overused a bit with all the "I added so-and-so who likes baby villagers too much" and "I added 9/11"
"I added angels to minecraft. Since the holidays are coming up, i added angels you can put on these new christmas trees, as well as these biblically accurate angels that will smite you if you steal or kill villagers. Speaking of villagers, i added angel villagers to minecraft. They can't fly until a bell rings, and you can capture them and take their wings using shears. I also added angel hair, and angel hares, and angel hair pasta. I'm making Satan and the four horsemen next week, so subscribe."
I finished ten times before this video ended
me too!
After being pinned I now feel immense remorse for my actions
absolute cinema
pin of respect
@@leontriestoartbefore you post T.H.I.N.K: Is it True? Is it Helpful? Is it Inspiring? Is it Necessary? Is it Kind?
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention it in the video but the reason I can code these faster than Mojang is because Im just better 👍
This is why I subbed to you
can you add the jfk assassination to minecraft
@@lyndonbjohnson1972 we all, mr president
good answer: insane mods bro!
unfunny truth answer: you all know these videos are parodies of a "mod showcases be like" variety, right?
“I added Nikita Khrushchev to Minecraft.”
Fingees, please let go of us. The accident was 12 years ago. It’s going to be ok
Yea… you got to let it go…
You’ve already done so well, don’t stop here, not yet.
You have to go talk about the accident with someone instead of us you can do this
I’m begging you fingees, just let it go…
Fingees, you need to face the truth eventually. You only hurt yourself by pretending everything is okay. By pretending that everything is the same as it once was, you prevent yourself from dealing with the grief and shame, and stunt your growth. It wasn't your fault, but you need to face the truth to realize it. You're strong, Fingees. You can handle this, even though we know it will hurt for now. We believe in you, Fingees. You will find peace and finally be able to rest, as we already have. Face the truth.
"I added being a youtuber to minecraft. If you hit 10.000 subscribers you will have a baby villager bar that can only be filled by touching or chatting with baby villagers."
All jokes aside it's actually really easy to avoid baby villagers as a youtuber
@@fingees_YT prove it
I don't think he can considering one of the showcases in this video is kidnapping and napping next to kids
@@TheTonkman lol
Fun fact i learned in history class:
Medieval executioners had their ears cut off so everyone would know that they were executioners, and that is why they had the hood.
Executioners were death row prisoners who agreed to execute instead of getting executed, which is why it was important to mark them in some way in case they ran away.
thanks, thats nice to know tbh
Is that what the grim reaper was based off of?
That's one hell of a deal, getting off death row to be an executioner
@Tannerhouser08 The issue (aside from getting your ears cut off and having very little freedom) is that someone else could also decide to become executioner and then they would kill the last executioner because they only needed one.
But atleast you could be drunk on the job to dull the feelings associated with doing a murder.
@@Tannerhouser08 looks like the tables have turned
the amazing part about this to me is that you actually DO sometimes make them downloadable, they aren't just animations
true fr
Ya
I thought all his stuff was downloadable
I think he was just joking I never recalled him putting a download link in the description
@@Meela9088 his videos are showcases of parody mods that don't exist, search up Obvious Plant toys
"i added fingee's sticky hard tip to minecraft!"
Wat ?
Your cheeto hands @@fingees_YT
@@fingees_YTdid he stutter?
up.
yes
Make the Human Traffic King update,which gives villagers cars,however if the flow of traffic is too smooth the Traffic King will summon slow moving semi trucks and weeks long roadworks to create as much traffic as possible. If the traffic gets too bad,it will transform the biome it’s in into the rare California Biome
0:16 LMAO not the yandere dev coding reference-
Explain
@@hellonewbie1042yandere dev is a guy who worked on yandere simulator which was a popular killing game about a girl who murders anyone that has feelings for her crush.
But yandere dev himself is known as the guy who has the worst coding skills, he would reject any help and because of this his code is very lackluster and unnecessarily long.
He shares all his development online so the reference the comment refers to is if-else statements on the minecraft computer that are unnecessarily long.
Hope this helps lol
The computer screen showed a bunch of “if (blank) is true then:” coding statements, which YanDev seems to love.
Long story short: nearly 80% of Yandere Simulators code is just “if” statements. like an absurd amount that when an experienced coder was hired to help him develop the game, they suggested just entirely making new code for the game cause changing it all would’ve taken years (said coder also got fired by YanDev cause he’s a salty prick)
@@hellonewbie1042 google "yandere dev code tweet"
@@screenedat0mlol
“I added ufo abductions to minecraft”
Why would they abduct a UFO?
XDD
The ufo got abducted by a UFFO
@@fingees_YT Dude, FUCK YOU, Your adding Any mods ! It’s just animation, STOP Saying you’re adding mods, You Fckng Liar!
YOU IDIOT
@@fingees_YT The real question is: why not?
Add kidney failure
Knowing fingees it’s gonna probably be like a kidney with midlife crisis that thinks they’re a failure in life
:(
@@mixn2961seems like me
he probably already has 💀
Lead
Lunchly
"I added time travel, to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu, to Minecraft"
That’s right, we’re adding time travel, to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu,to Minecraft!
why would somebody add going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu?
@georgemcgeorgester It's a Free Birds thing, you wouldn't understand.
@@georgemcgeorgester That’s right, we’re adding time travel, to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu,to Minecraft!
@@pancakecookie5353 that would be right, because i am too busy planning to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. thats right. im going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
Hawk 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Hawk 2: Sure!
Hawk 1: What do you call a swimming pigeon?
Hawk 2: Uhh...
a turtle dove?
LOL, I see what you did there. 😆
I feel like a moron somebody explain it to me please
@@murmurghle Read the last line out loud. The whole line, including who says it. If that doesn't work, read it faster. 😏
@@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her oh... I see
“I added Apartheid to Minecraft.”
“This mod includes Hendrik Verwoerd, John Vorster, P.W. Botha...”
isn't that the thing that happened to the country i live in
I added the aperture science handheld portal device
He did in added being gay to minecraft me thinks
“This mod also features the Bantustans…”
5:15 bro took "Double it and give to the next person" to a whole new level 💀💀
Nah that's crazzy
0:40 you should've called him the dmvillager
Average discord mod
discord
mod
villager
Dm is just dungeon master
Mr. Phalanges… PLEASE add the Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka to the game. I think it is an entirely necessary addition. Minecraft is hardly even playable without it.
I agree with this 139%
Seconded
Oh thank god. I thought you were suggesting something else at first.
the spitting back into eachothers mouths was just diabolical 😭
" I added villager trafficking to minecraft."
Come on old sport, you can think of worse
“I added mans laughter to Minecraft”
'I added diddy parties to minecraft. You can enter the diddy party by juMping Into oil lakes found in the new middle east biome.
you can do that in vanilla
I think he already did
Dude this guy needs to be investigated man
They won't find anything
@@fingees_YT yo that's mad crazy 😭
Been watching this channel for long enough to make a habit of bracing myself for the most absurd thing imaginable every time he says "luckily" yet it never helps to prepare for what I was about to witness
missed opportunity to add a feature where if adult villagers catch you sleeping next to kid villagers they'll have you arrested for being a child predator
Not if you have someone else's id
This has quickly become one of my favourite channels for absurdist comedy.
I don't even play Minecraft, managed to get to the Nether once and died in seconds. This though? This I can appreciate.
Here are some "I added _ into Minecraft" ideas:
I added the plague into Minecraft]
I added a sentient turkey into Minecraft (For thanks giving!)
I added Minecraft into Minecraft
I added rappers into Minecraft (Example: MF DOOM, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Juice WRLD, etc)
I added RUclips into Minecraft
I added dreams/nightmares into Minecraft
I love how he makes all the mods seem connected
“I Added Tienanmen Square in 1989 in Minecraft”
the update probably nothing change and nothing happens
Add the global economy, shares, the Great Depression, money laundering and tax havens
As there is no current way to clean your sweaty clothes, add laundry machines as well
i dont care how slow minecraft updates are. mojang will never have the balls to add hawk tuah to the game. that's why fingees is here. that's why fingees will save America.
3:09 Ride the Lightning!!🤘🤟🤘⚡
Add goth girls when?
YES
Haven't the Romans suffered enough?
@@neocaridinadavidi3134 i love a good history joke
As long as it comes with femboys, too.
Visigoths and Vandals would make a good update... maybe too similar to Pillagers tho
1:00 hold on. Wearing your skin, the guy who framed you would also be arrested for the bank that you robbed.
Cool
"I added darth plagueis the wise to minecraft."
it's not a mod the jedi would send you
"I added the fentanyl crisis to minecraft"
"I added british tax laws to minecraft"
"I recreated brexit in minecraft"
“I added george orwells 1984 to Minecraft.”
1:01 how did you get that mod 🤨
He made it
You won't believe what I'm going to say
No, wait! That isn’t the same mod.
that's minecraft Jenny made by SlipperyT... there's a few videos and mods of her
10:00 Bro added Minion Nephilim to Minecraft
1:46 Kinda like AI Minecraft, you never know where you will exit 😊
I'm glad to know Steve is canonically an organ donor
Idea: Add a pyrocynical difficulty to minecraft,in wich every time you find a situation that's crazy enough in your gameplay,you must stop whatever you're doing and start making a 40 min yapping session on yt about it. Furthermore,you now have a stamina bar that slowly gets lower. To regain your stamina you must commission artists(wich costs 64 emeralds) and consume the art they've made. And if your stamina keeps low for too long,you will be put on life support and become Pyroclinical.
4:54 THATS Brainrot
Wdym
@ Never heard of Brainrot?
That’s not brainrot
@@KaiWaller-w1q Totaly brainrot
No, it’s not brain rot it is just funny mods do you even know what brain rot is?
“I added thanksgiving dinner politics to Minecraft”
the villager sleeping animation was actually good unironically
"i added the worst industrial accident in history occurred on december 3 1984 when some 45 tons of the dangerous gas methyl isocyanate escaped from the union carbide plant in bhopal india"
I added American schools to Minecraft 2nd amendment edition
Add the families of murdered villagers testifying against you in court to minecraft
"I added cannibalism to Terraria"
You need to add a crypto scam for hawk tuah update revamped
0:12 caught me off guard
GET OU-
5:38 nice wordplay bro :D
"I added Fingees to minecraft"
we got hawk tuah in Minecraft before gta 6
Fingess you make the most entertaining videos and have the biggest fingers. I’m gonna binge some of them now
This video came up when I searched for true crime, I must admit, the owner of this channel is indeed a War Criminal
8:36 1 oak boat, 1 end rod, 2 repeaters, 4 redstone dust, and 1 sticky piston.
Don’t do it, you madman
"I added multiple organ failure to Minecraft" next pls
(You can also add incompetent villagers who aren't able to play organ too)
this is one of my favorite channels on youtube
If Mojang doesn’t hire you in 24 hours, their building will mysteriously burn down.
Add 30-second unskippable ads to minecraft. Or waifu body pillows that you can get by unaliving neckbeard villagers.
Kids Napping and Kidnapping just took me all the way out LOL
As a french im proud
And i agree that there is not any difference irl
Mutated villagers are so incredibly cool
4:11 WHYS THERE A VILLAGER COMING OUT OF THAT VILLAGERS BELLY
Peak nightmare fuel, when the villager was mutated it was pregnant so the fetus mutated as well
Because Chernobyl.
These features all sound like they would be in orespawn back in the day lol
add the saturated gardens (opposite of pale gardens)
making first person sleep paralysis in minecraft is the most human thing.
3:16 bro added servitors from 40k
My favorite part of these videos is how he sounds both on the verge of tears and laughter the entire time. Genuinely you’re so funny, please keep coding 🙏🙏
Add Augusto Pinochet in Minecraft next
"I added the nefarious contraption to Minecraft"
Add unregistered firearms
Make a mod about doctors and surgery
0:55 so you added NTR to Minecraft?
“I added Drug addiction to minecraft”
Yo fingees you should add dementia to minecraft
Yeah great idea!
Yeah great idea!
I agree
I agree
thanks guys i- nvm i forgot what i was gonna say
the effort to tie the mods together is really great
I forget, but did he ever add dementia to Minecraft?
This is genuinely one of the best videos i have ever watched i love your humor
"I added Minceraft to Minecraft."
I just saw the simpiest add, A RANDOM DUDE REACTING TO SOME HONKAI STAR RAIL AHHH ANIME GIRLS
“I added SA (southern Argentina) to Minecraft
Yk the reason why they bearly makes updates is because its waaaaayyyy harder to code it into the like actual game than literly just making a modded texture pack and other stuff
5:28 "spivers"
“i added accurate survival mechanics to Minecraft.”
7:00 Speaking of documents getting released, covid-19 reference)
?
Ohhh you mean the lab leak theory being confirmed? Yeah, the government was spitting out lie after lie for the entirety of the pandemic, to the point where the initial attempt to paint the lab theory as a conspiracy theory was the least egregious thing the government did.
Add Fist Fighting In Minecraft "Basically Now You Can Punch Enemies In A Way cooler Way And Also Uppercut ! which Is A Cool Transition To Adding Boxing In Minecraft!
what the hell is CIA
what am i even watching.... i swear this video is a fever dream...
it has the same vibe as waking up in the middle of the night and you are 30min into an hour long ad on youtube
You could’ve segwayed from hawk tuah to plastering since plasters use what is called a hawk as their palette
Thanks you're right it did not occur to me to add plastering (applying plaster to walls to create a smooth finish) to minecraft
I added dancing, walking, and rearranging furniture to minecraft.
6:55 hey free drugs
The minion got a little TOO despicable
“”I added (insert controversial, unoriginal idea) to Minecraft.””-🤖🤖🤖
fingees fans in a nutshell
"I added the comments section to Minecraft."
I wouldn't say unoriginal, though you do have a point that the controversial element has been overused a bit with all the "I added so-and-so who likes baby villagers too much" and "I added 9/11"
@@dashcamandy2242 lets hope phalangees will see this
"I added angels to minecraft. Since the holidays are coming up, i added angels you can put on these new christmas trees, as well as these biblically accurate angels that will smite you if you steal or kill villagers. Speaking of villagers, i added angel villagers to minecraft. They can't fly until a bell rings, and you can capture them and take their wings using shears. I also added angel hair, and angel hares, and angel hair pasta. I'm making Satan and the four horsemen next week, so subscribe."
Tried to mimic fingees here
p diddy 1:36
Who didy?
Your too young to know ...@@FuntimeEntertaiment
0:18 bro has never inquired on the wonderfully slanted module
You do realize that Mojang is blessing us by adding consistent updates to a non-live-service game that's been out for 14 years, right?
Pretty sure he does and the title is just a joke.
You gotta update the hawk tuah part to have a crypto scam ability
2:24 ASMR belike
These mods started normal, but got more insane as time went on.