Mick Miller - The Royal Variety Performance 2011

Mick Miller performs his most famous routine for the Royal Command Performance. Recorded at the LowryTheatre in Salford on 5th Dec and broadcast on ITV1 14th Dec.
Mick Miller is on tour with Jimmy Cricket in the Autumn of 2012.

[@OweTeeDee]

No matter how many times I watch him doing this joke it always makes me chuckle....🤣😂🤣😂

[@martymccrudden6542]

Mick is one of a vanishing breed. They don't make them like him anymore. A true comedy legend.

[@Lionboy2930]

Well said..

[@johnnyglenvillewright6878]

I think Mick miller acomic genius and àmaculate timing whentelling his jokes?jgw

[@MrJpbmusic2005]

He was interviewed a while back and explained that initially he was only hired as a warm up Act on the Royal Performance and wasn't going to aired because there were other comedy act on the bill. But he was so good and blew the other comics away with his routine ,that the producers changed their mind ..he was that good .. brilliant Story by Mick Miller

[@martinwhitley9893]

Very funny it’s a pity we don’t have comedian’s like this anymore

[@tormid100]

Only Mick Miller can do this joke. He is positively brilliant.

[@mywonderer57]

I watched this on TV. This was the best performance of the lot - very pleased for Mick that it made the final edit, brilliant sketch !!

[@McElhinney65]

I am 47 years old and I'm sure I recall watching Mick on The Comedians 30+ years ago. I watched the Royal Variety Performance and I agree with others' posts, he was the best act. Timing was brilliant, God bless you Mick.

[@SmarterIncomes]

The scarf gag is brilliant!

[@hugohackenbush1554]

None of the new comics came close to Mick that night. He killed them all. No ego just pure class.

[@trebleking1641]

A very polished comedian. World class in fact. Always liked him.

[@luckyboy407]

This gag is years old but it's timeless. I love it.

[@bmwnasher]

He used to be on TV in a series called the comedians in the 70s, when there was ones, what a lovely fella.

[@steve_dangerous]

2023 and just saw Mick at a gig last night. Still as funny as heck and a lovely gentleman to talk to to.

[@davebrown9465]

Could watch this sketch all day long such a funny man god bless you mick miller

[@mohammaddavoudian7897]

A genius at work.

[@johngibson5454]

Mick you are an absolute tonic laughed my arse off,! today's comics can't touch you, master of comedy 😄

[@southern428]

This has got to be one of the best jokes in history thanks mick

[@sibaker]

This has me in stitches every time I watch it and I never get tired of it even though I know it off by heart now.
If ever I'm having one of those day's this is just the pick me up I need.
You are a legend Mick.

[@McMallister]

Can you write down the subtitles/script for me please? I would love to understand every part of the show, please. Thanks.

[@davejordan7272]

A real legend, and this routine is one of best of all time absolute classic

[@johnvaughan5265]

One of the best stand up comics around and has been for years

[@Xanatos712]

"Oh sod it, I'll 'av a bath."
Lost my shit every time!

[@undango]

When comedy was an art form performed by artists

[@nosoul4233]

now they are all dieing off and we are left with nothing funny anymore

[@emotionwave]

Seriously mate?

[@kenirving5240]

Yup, every comedian’s material is the same these days ‘racism, Tories…blah,blah,blah…’

[@alistaircameron3237]

Did you notice he had a smell of the bottle to make sure it was water and nobody had switched it. 😂😂

[@1nsanesam]

The man is a legend, by far the best sketch ever, makes me cry laughing every time i watch it.

[@Paaarrrp]

brilliant comedy from Mick love it

[@-Tidgy]

How have I only just found out about this man, this is the first vid I've seen him, I will endeavour to watch more of his material if it's as good as this.

[@davidbaines1425]

If you liked that, you will love his other videos. :)
It's the same routine, has been for 50 years.

[@MrHotshot1995]

hahahah love him hes brilliant

[@donovanhaddock8024]

What a Comedy Legend.

[@thefruityshowbyscatts134]

Absolutely 💯 percent quality and a legend ♥️

[@markj175]

😂😂😂 it never gets old.. what a legend

[@owenwadders3689]

How are there a thumbs down for this???? Very funny last of a dying breed of real comedians

[@langerdan11]

He's a bit better than a lot of those old guys. For every ken dodd there were 100 Jimmy crickets....

[@TheBassHeavy]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

[@keithrobertson6942]

Terrific...a proper stand up legend

[@pirate259]

THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL ROUTINE.......

[@PaulxPetal]

Saw him in Nottingham 44 years ago, always a favourite

[@raven_ous2585]

Absolutely adore this man xx

[@griffdaz1982]

He came out at xmas dirtying the guild war to entertain us. Top man.

[@jaynechew166]

Every time Micks on cracks me up

[@DavidGreg-wg3od]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and you know God loves us so much,So where are you originally from? I am David originally from Spain but currently living in Texas now...

[@gileswaite9832]

He’s a legend- brilliant

[@johntucker23]

And he's going on his holingdaise!...

[@ianginn5172]

Top notch !

[@johnralston5164]

For me, the best ever!

[@tommoore6503]

brilliant

[@JimmyMarch]

Liverpool people are sharp as a razor with the humour, not seen any one around the world to compare

[@dennyj5166]

Love This

[@richardkilley6838]

That joke always makes me smile!

[@GARYINLEEDS]

Thanks for sharing,shared.

[@deco6291]

one of the best

[@watgaz518]

One of the best this man 🥇👌

[@alexarvey1]

Genius! Brilliant! So funny. i was lmao.

[@davidedwards4569]

omg mick please come back and save us PLEASE! for the love of God xx

[@johncameron8356]

Living legend.

[@joconnor59]

yep agree its claas well done MICK thank you

[@Jason-kg7cw]

BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT. Go see him LIVE! He’s even better.

[@johntaylor6345]

Absolutely brilliant. I can't stop laughing
Mick is a genius.

[@jedlynott6644]

A genius today's comedians look and learn.

[@clone5]

Hahahaha! Absolutely hilarious 8-D

[@jumbo8996]

Old school magic.

[@stephendavies925]

Oh my god this was only 12 years ago how times have got worse

[@skullduggery1096]

Classic.

[@iceman7669ify]

Pure class

[@thomasbeattie2257]

Same routine for twenty years!

[@user-mb2nq8ev7e]

genius

[@BritishComedyUK69]

lol awesome

[@funnyshizz123]

Hilarious. What a legend.

[@ARCHALTON69]

Class

[@wyb80]

So damn funny...great guy!

[@dannyh7676]

Genius

[@DavidGreg-wg3od]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and you know God loves us so much,So where are you originally from? I am David originally from Spain but currently living in Texas now...

[@tony-yp6qk]

Legend

[@pee20pee]

A gent ❤

[@susansantapola]

He was effortlessly funny,👏

[@DavidGreg-wg3od]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and you know God loves us so much,So where are you originally from? I am David originally from Spain but currently living in Texas now...

[@seancaines4546]

Watch it every time I need cheering up ,English humour at its best

[@markorollo.]

Also, I think my mum's got Mick's autograph somewhere....

[@rogerswift1983]

1:46 then he poured himself some toast is where I lost it, had to pause it til I stopped laughing

[@sharronrobinson1934]

I love this sketch,Mick is a true comedian.
The modern ones couldn't lace his boots

[@DavidGreg-wg3od]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and you know God loves us so much,So where are you originally from? I am David originally from Spain but currently living in Texas now...

[@davidlangthorne1858]

brilliant comic excellent

[@RUBYMUNRO]

Genius xx

[@michaeltaylor6989]

Great stuff nowt like these old boys these days

[@tonyguest9744]

I hope the so called comedians of today watch this and weep !

[@iancarpenter6298]

tony there arnt any.

[@martinhadfield671]

No water in the wishey whoppers 😂😂😂

[@dean8552]

Quality

[@marclaw4511]

Old material stretches well.

[@0wls2k]

I've seen you post this a few times...

[@markorollo.]

Now I'm wondering who did the shit/crap in the carburettor joke first, Mick or Jim Davidson who I've just seen do the same line....

[@martinhadfield671]

Yeah, Jimmy Tarbuck did the scarf joke!

[@darrellmann7468]

These are proper comedians they don't make them like this anymore

[@zthde]

Amazingly the funniest Bloke EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheThefish11]

Top drawer so funny

[@kevintrace5396]

Funny man mick 1 of the best briil

[@philkasafir]

Theres no water in the wishey wappers

[@rezreaver]

Legend how funny

[@laurencetaylor8236]

classic funny man

[@neilbrownie6147]

Laurence Taylor

[@aussieagle]

Very funny man

[@steerpike50]

What a very funny guy , top draw .

[@archangel8876]

Mick Miller reminds me of the Great late Tommy Cooper..

[@donnablackman3954]

Very funny ❤️

[@DavidGreg-wg3od]

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days and you know God loves us so much,So where are you originally from? I am David originally from Spain but currently living in Texas now...

[@munster.8978]

Sod it I'll have a bath 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@johngill2390]

Top comic

[@burtjones4277]

Funniest man alive

[@nickpage7684]

This sketch kills me and I'm a recovering Alcoholic

[@steveoutdoorsuk1788]

A true hero of comedy
from a time before PC Crap!

[@malfairplay6298]

This is how its done lefties