Blew Shift, Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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0:36
SUBJECT: Calhoun
STATUS: Evaluation Terminated
Subject attempted to create temporal paradox.
Sector C Testlab and Control Facility
More like 0:54
Rip gordon free man
Campbell: Calhoun, you can't do that! The future will be changed. You created a time paradox!
the combines staring back there hidden : *feels good man*
'Hey Calhoun!'
*bang*
'Have a good one, Calhoun!'
Ok that's funny
Moonwalkin’
:)
the security man is eternal. one can never be rid of the security man.
fuck half life 3 i want half life: Otis
0:43 "Hah, looks like I'm not the only character who's LATE! SUCKERRRRR! Haha....OH SHI-"
Underrated comment.
*"WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"*
Freeman’s Mind?
oh my god i was just about to comment that.
even though im late.
oh crap thats relatable.
@@CocoTheMii I love that series!
The way you control the camera, the timing, you do a fantastic job giving relatively simple gags great payoff
0:58 aha I mean look at this nodding downward after agreeing with the guard...this shit it waaaay too realistic
you let it outta of my mouth!
I really wish the title would be called half life: blue shit
shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right now?
*SCIENTISTS ARE SAVAGE*
Until they are shot in the face that is
@@Garangus *brains blown up*
yup
thats why i kill scientist
they laugh and spit in the face of death
gordon freeman died no half life 3 coming. RIP
what have you done Calhoun! You've created a time paradox!!!
jexrutin by the looks of his face, its Gordon Freeman
Please i need this music
What about project Borealis?
He didn’t start wearing glasses until after the resonance cascade.
_uses rocket launcher to blow hole in window, then falls down right in front of him_
"Nice of you to show up, Calhoun..."
I would love to see this from the desk guard’s point of view, checking your computer to see Calhoun’s running late, then turning around to see him land in front of you after he blasts through the glass and does a 180 degree spin in midair while holding a rocket launcher
I think it shows how dead inside the security Guard is
*bunnyhops and breaks the glass with rocket launcher on the way to work*
Security Guy: "Nice of you to show up this morning Calhoun!"
I fucking died!
"hi ron"
"hi billy"
More like "Blue Shit"
YOU AGAIN?!?!
yes
why are you almost everywhere?
I don't know.
lol dude you are like in every half life and other videos i go in
but i rarely didnt find you in some of the hl videos i got into
1:12 Barney: "Oh sorry, I got stuck in Team Fortress Classic, learning to bunnyhop."
1:13 *jumps through the window after breaking it with a rocket and falling nearly 2 stories*
Nice of you to show up Calhoun.
Basically the Hey Ron, Hey Billy situation.
Blue Shift directed by Michael Bay
Yo made Gordon Freeman go down as a free man.
I’ll never get tired of the “Suddenly, Explosives!” gags
Man you still deliver top quality content, keep it up!
+Andreas Karlsson Thanks!
+oxcjae can we expect any new Unknown Moments ?
@@TitivToluk no we can't
I don't know why, but I just lost it at the end. LOL
1:35 "Man, did you see that shot?!"
0:18 *God has joined the server*
0:35 the world is fucked... Gordon Freeman is dead.
0:45 oh wait nvm!
0:54 oh no wait, he is dead, fuck the world.
good to see you're still sorta active, been a fan since 2007 and you never fail to give me a laugh!
0:33 how to destroy continuity!
0:42 "SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
+Hashashin455 Freeman's mind :D
The good "hide some C4 behind the door frame"-trick never gets old.
The comedic timing in this is sublime.
Just wait 'til you see this: ruclips.net/video/S8CeEgwKZZg/видео.html
0:35 RIP The whole game and its lore.
1:15 That scientist is schizophrenic.
No wonder they fucked up that experiment
GORDEN USED GODMODE
zonetropper Nah. Just the usual respawn.
Gman:WHAT HAVE DONE TO MY BA- I MEAN MR.FREEMAN!!!!
Oxcjae: Yes
=)))))))) dat end! =)))))))))
ROASTED
0:54---HOLY SHIT YOU JUST KILLED GORDON FREEMAN!
"Hey Calhoun!"
*fucking explodes*
"Have a good one, Calhoun!"
0:35 ''Barney, what have you done? You've created a time paradox!''
*_crashes in through upper window_*
"NIce Of yOu To shOW Up thIs mORniNG CalHoUn."
Scientist: shoulden't you be gaurding a donut or coffee right about now.
OOHHHHHHH 00000000000HHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH
Ronald James Rekt
ye xD
*presses button*
Awesome video, love the stacks of explosives hidden in doorways.
unban me from the accursed farms discord server.
0:32 And that is how Half-Life never happened
0:41
"SUCKER"- Freeman's last words
Me: I'm ready for some stupidity-
"sees a scientist with a -vr- tripmine on his head"
Me: I have raised my IQ
That roast in the end though
"how funny do you want to be"
oxcjae: *yes*
Shouldn't you be guarding some doughnuts and coffee right about now?
Barney: blows up half of black mesa
Guard: "we've been having problems all over the facility this morning..."
"Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right now?"
- Scientist
This is PERFECT!
0:35 lik if u cri everytim
stickymaggot252345 R.I.P Gordon Freeman 1998-2017
When you discover "impulse 101" in half life
"System crashes, security malfunctions, it's a wonder this place hasn't shut down yet."
"It's going to by the time I'm finished.
"Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right about now?"
*Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss*
0:33 The flight of Gordon *Free* man.
so this is why 0:33 HL2 EP3 didnt release...
zart3k Can you please stop saying HL2 EP3 or HL3
Pgy 3831 no dumpass
@@Mr.SM2939OLD lol
Subject attempted to create a temporal paradox
When Gordon refuses to owe beer with Barney 0:31
0:35 Snake! You just created a time paradox!
0:32 Half-Life alternative ending
"Shouldn't you be guarding some coffee and donuts right about now?"
-Savage scientist
The timeline go fucked up since freeman died. Life is how it is today from our savior Barny Calhoun.
Hey Calhoun! :D
*EXPLOSION*
......Have a good one Calhoun! :’)
Barney, you killed the Gordon, greetings.
0:35 Oxcjae! What have you done? You changed the future!! You've created a time paradox!!
Excellent, phew I almost cried of laughter.
0:15 Looks like that scientist doesn't believe in gravity. I was expecting him to fall off the bridge.
Oh come on, everyone knows that gravity doesn't work until after you look down.
0:32
Gordon Look Out! Explosives!
Dead scientist: 'shouldnt you be guarding some donuts and coffe right about now'
0:49:
Calhoun: sorry Gordon, but I have to save the world.
*Explodes him, preventing the Resonance Cascade.*
0:31
How to stop a Resonance Cascade
Step 1: Place Tripmines and Satchel Charges on subway platform
Step 2: Wait for co-worker with PH.D in Theoretical Physics to arrive
Step 3: Drive by in subway car, give him shit eating grin and detonate them
Step 4: Create Temporal Paradox
Step 5: Get killed by Gman for interfering with plans
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit?
Putsa
*Crashes through a window*
Nice of you to show up, Calhoun.
What is this, an action movie?
You killed Gordon!
You're the reason why we will never get a Half Life 3!
Calhoun, what have you done?! You change the future! You'll created a time paradox!
Barneys revenge, blowing freeman sky high. poetry.
Holy shit, all these years and still making content I laugh my ass off to. Been following since fucking high school man keep it up.
Stop "f r e a k I n g" cursing bruh
i like these videos
theres always a twist
and the twist is always a stack of C4s
Kind of difficult to have a Resonance Cascade happen when they dont have the assigned scientist to perform the test anymore.
Its funny that even when gordon dies we still can see him on cams in blew shift deleted scenes -blew shift 2- -(i think)-
1.36 director what the xxxx- we need more Freeman.
“Hey Calhoun.”
*slaps with the night of Zeus*
“…….H-Have a good one Calhoun.”
0:36 SNAKE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
scientist with bomb attached to face.
scientist genuinely approaches an explosive.
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
0:35 "You changed the future! You created a time paradox!"
0:36 Oh god Gordon is dead.
I guess Barney made sure he would never have to owe anyone any beer
0:34 Good job Calhoun you've fucked up the entire timeline
that scienctis has a bunker made of lazor beam of deth and a plastic expl0dsive
0:53 Gordon Freeman fuckign dies
“Hey Calhoun!”
**Fucking Explodes**
“H-Have a good one, Calhoun!”
0:33 Should of added a Freeman’s mind quote.
Otis:Ha puny mortal trying to kill me with explosives.
1:36 *Practicing for revenge....*
0:33
Barney stopped the resonance cascade from existing
How did the scientist get a go pro in 1998?
Who do you think invented the go pro? It was obviously Black Mesa.
Lol are you referring to the scene at 1:08-1:14?
I fucking love this
I am two seconds in I had to pause it for a second. THEY STARTED YOU OFF WITH A CROSSBOW ON THE TRAM...
0:53 "about that beer I owed you..."
Old but gold
It's always silent, you think everything is gonna be okay, until a door automatically opens and stacks of explosives were right behind it.
No golden Freeman dea !!!!! 😭😭😭 😂😂
Blew Shift- the game where everything can explode
"It's a wonder this whole place hasn't shut down yet" *BLOWS UP THE WHOLE PLACE* 😅 ~comedic feels
0:34 OH MY GOD! WE'RE DOOOOOOOMED!
Saudades de tudo isso. Fui muito feliz vivendo Half Life.
im sad youtube has recommended me this until now, but now is better than never
You killed freeman,The Half-Serious is done for.
Internet needs more people like Oxcjae!
0:33 Barney prevented resonance cascade from happening