Half-Life Blue Shift... but ran through Google Translate
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- Blue Shift... but none of the dialogue/text makes any sense.
Video without voice: • Half-Life Blue Shift.....
Blue Shift Google Translate is a simple mod. It takes all the dialogue and text in blue shift, and runs it through google translate a bunch of times, which messes it all up. All the dialogue make no sense, since they were translated to oblivion. Blue Shift along with Opposing Force and half life 1 also have the same mod, and they are similar.
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Downloads:
You need to own Half-Life: Blue Shift and have it installed to play Blue Shift Google Translate Edition
Mod: www.moddb.com/...
Half-Life: Blue Shift: store.steampow...
OBS (what I record with): obsproject.com/
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Music:
(In order of appearance)
.Kevin MacLeod - Sneaky Adventure
.Kevin MacLeod - Scheming Weasel
.Opposing Force - Planet (Soundtrack)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
creativecommon...
Original video not reused 5 times at all.❤️
who the hell would do that?
Are you Google translated?
Se
@Denis I have noticed you.
And that is half the battle.
@Denis Don't you do this like every video.
"Mesa gives you the power to turn black"
Oh my god
I read that in Jar Jar Binks’ voice.
@@EdmundLoh lol
Finally I can be black
reverse micheal jackson
Clipped lmao
You can now be known as the Lord of the Rings.
"Dude first we heard known as the Lord of the Rings"
Gordon: Did i just heard Gandalf?
Ah yes, my favourite half life protagonist
*Clinically Silent Kalhun*
I laughed uncontrollably at this
7:04 He said "Scoop it up! And put it in!" and then did a "squat" and I don't know what to make of that.
S U S
"Download Game"
"Okay, then what?"
"Oh, it's just saved games there."
6:56 "If you succeed you can enjoy it without any restrictions or... restrictions ;)"
Also "scoop it up AND PUT IT IN!"
I had a really good laugh with this uh... oddly suggestive dialogue :P
My man Rosenberg changed from not normal to a poetist and to a rapper.
“I wish i was able to drive a silent car, unfortunately they don’t exist.”
Electric cars: “Are we a joke to you?”
To me they make really annoying high pitched noise....
My mom's electric car is so silent when running that sometimes she turns it off thinking it wasn't already on.
they make a noise if they crash
the engine doesn't make noise, the movement does
Masterpiece for AI'S
"Best woman"
Half life:We're boys
"Mr. Mesa Black"
Sounds like someone's attempt to create a name for a black character
Ned a dispencer here
**Insert overused dispenser joke here**
Thanks for playing the mod! I should let you know the hazard course in this one is actually amazing and has some hilarious translations.
I played every other Hazard course, so... I don't know why I skipped it on this one :/
the unrealistic part is, you didn't laugh at the stupidity of the dialouge/text while I almost died laughing
So Mesa Black is a living building with humans inside it
And earth is a planet that has life on it
should have used “creature” instead of building
"mosses?!"
You get yourself to church this Sunday!
Barney: you can throw the grenade... or BE the grenade HAAAAAYYY
"mase gives you power to turn black" that shit had laughing for a minute
This is the funniest video on the entirety of RUclips
Good, you made Half-Life Blue Shift Google Translated. Now we just have to wait another year for Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Google Translated. And another for Portal Google Translated. And the last one for Portal 2 Google Translated.
and another for HL2GTE itself
"E.Y.I black baseball football"
alright this is going to be good
"You can now be known as the lord of the rings."
So, how did Barney become Sauron?
7:33 reminded me of “Half Life if it was written by a bot” when it says “The HECU see what seems to be an industrial complex populated by aliens. This is not good”
Google Translate Objective:
Half-Life Regular ✓
Opposing Force ✓
Blue Shift ✓
Unchecked:
Decay
Isn't that co-op? That's gonna be hard to do for me.
You can switch player by pressing G
Like me, im a solo who play decay until the end of it
Clinicaly Silent Kalhun is something that sounds more like gordon
Clinically Silent Freeman
@@funneneym9965Clinically Silent Cicero
"You want?" "p a i n t' - Half-Life scientist, 1998 Edit: Scoop it up and put it in! ( Edit again. This is prob the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Something about random words put together are really funny )
I love how the A on the Half-Life logo was replaced with Google Translate's logo
Hey where medic
Ketinggalan jaman bang?
@@smalleser hey where grammar
@@buildersleague755 hey where brain
@@pills2927 hey where mind your own fucking business
7:06
"And put it in!"
if you say so, Mr. Rosenberg 😳
Health is a low priority at Black Mesa (not like we already knew that)
AoA is angle of attack. For flying a space plane.
4:40 "You put that there"
- some guy on youtube that dont knows how goldsrc works
I like how you use the same format as Jolly Wangcore. It's refreshing to see someone who isn't so bad at half Life games use the same formula.
Idk why but the Barney grenades had me in knots lol
Ah yes my favorite sporting event, EYI black baseball football. 0:31
2:34
nah bro, that got me lmao
Same
I love this chill voice
Eeeee kalhun beeee,is easy to beee,expose to theeee
Im dying if laughter rn
1:29 Randy pitchfork the second in nutshell
"Mesa gives you the power to turn black" I ain't gonna change my race💀☠
The funniest of the Google Translate mods. Harold and Rosenberg are so cursed in this one.
also the quit button being just "destroy the game" lol
This is what happen if the Resonance Cascade turned human language to scrambled.
i think that this floating houndeye is actually in the original blue-shift from what i remember, doesnt change the fact that its cursed tho 8:00
LamWarp... but ran through Google Translate
“clinically silent kailhoun” lmao
"This is where the fun begins!" - skywalker
How did it manage to reach The Lord of the Rings? Lol 1:45
it takes the best men to become the best woman 5:02
Lam warp: xen is boring
Xen: oh no im died
Spidereye: **walk in wall**
Mesa gives you the power to turn black.
The most powerful power in the universe.
Silent cars exist!
Landboats. Return to sailing.
(also electric cars whir like a giant drill)
Not laughed so hard in a long time haha
7:06 The scientist is charging up his inner Shia LaBeouf.
"we box of panties" *lmao*
Alternate title: half life on LSD
The best woman part was hilarious!There was a death man in that room:)
Mr Cologne Mouldune "Lord of the rings" Kalhun escapes Mesa Black
"Black Mesa gives you the power of turning black"
Ah yes, the reverse Michael Jackson.
new character unlocked "Mr. Mesa Black"
Man this game should be named: The Full-Life Red Backspace
this mod is such a gem
I love how Rosenburg has so much personality in the way he talks
He's so much different than the other scientists just because of that
Mesa gives you the power to turn black
Australian of the year award
ah yes the boldun is the lord of the rings with a gluon gun
7:32 "the H E C U see what seems to be..."😂
0:51 “I’m mr. Mesa black, look at meeee!”
This is one of my favorite series lol! its too funny
In the lobby one of the posters said there is no hope
Take a barney had me lmao
HL resources use WAV files. Which means you had the actors re-record the dialogue. Interesting video.
Ah yes. Dies, our favorite clinically dead colleague before resonance cascade
that he knowns that the more easily eeeeee kalhhun beeeee is easy to beeee expose to theeee to do the land of "cham"
When the black mesa called Mr. mesa black lol
Ah yes poetists
Spidereye the savior of houndeyes the movie
Now you will be known as the "Lord of the Rings"!
Silent kalhun is a cool guy!
Wow, you're my favorite youtuber. This must be your funniest video 📹 😂 i loved your valve game videos 😊 but i noticed you dont do them anymore. When will you make a video obout valve games 🎮 i really miss them 😢
Now that is an automatic shotgun
nice man, wish i was here on time.
Should be called Half Life: Stroke
Attack on Gordon er Cicero 2:15
Well *I WILL EMBRACE YOU*
Ah yes dis i alr saw dis but i wanna watch it again
1:00
"Look gordon-
Apparently black mesa doesn't accept employees with the name of "Moses"
Ngl, Cicero is a good name.
Blue Shrift.
I wonder what a Jolly and LamWarp collab would be like (like with Sven Co-op)
Finally a reason to play blue shift
Cicero freeman.
best bomb ever im crying xDD
weeeeeyyyyhhh *headbuttkaboom*
¡Si lo jugó! :D
No hablo Español.
1:55 the prophets? you mean in star trek?
Man finally after some few months idk how long but my exams have ended now i can enjoy watching your videos late at night again also.. i got fuckin proposed by my crush les FK goooo
Black baseball football is like an football team name
Edit:make half life decay like gonna be hard but we need
clinnically silent lmao thats ironic
Perfection
"FREE FREEDOM" = 'MERICA
Barney aaaaaaaaaaaah *explodes*