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  • @CheetahBoomLP
    @CheetahBoomLP 6 лет назад +5957

    But the question remains:
    Who is killed me?

    • @professionalshitpost4443
      @professionalshitpost4443 6 лет назад +172

      CheetahG killed me is dead

    • @americantemplar6553
      @americantemplar6553 6 лет назад +10

      @Edward James Kenway boi

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 6 лет назад +56

      I did it I has killed you

    • @40ozfajrant
      @40ozfajrant 5 лет назад +24

      Does anyone actually know the name of this mod? I could pay to play that masterpiece.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 5 лет назад +16

      Most importantly, don't anger the fish.

  • @arkaidov
    @arkaidov 4 года назад +5999

    and then the scientist turned himself into a soda vending machine, funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @dalek4463
      @dalek4463 4 года назад +116

      He goes by Dr Vender funniest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean 4 года назад +44

      he was in a bit of a pickle there......

    • @tunis4
      @tunis4 4 года назад +16

      @@chypethechilean _generic laugh sound_

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean 4 года назад +14

      @@tunis4 i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/332/temp3.jpg

    • @tunis4
      @tunis4 4 года назад +2

      @@chypethechilean ah yes

  • @SkorpyoTFC
    @SkorpyoTFC 6 лет назад +457

    From what I can find, the "QTHOTH" map is supposed to be a musical instrument of some kind made in the goldsource engine.

  • @barneycalhoun4209
    @barneycalhoun4209 5 лет назад +3834

    Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer.

    • @creatrplays
      @creatrplays 5 лет назад +217

      Been in suspension for 20 years, still waiting on that beer

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 5 лет назад +46

      I hit like on this, then removed it because it was at a ‘nice’ level

    • @Croftmaniac05
      @Croftmaniac05 4 года назад +31

      I want the Corona beer.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +21

      WHERE IS IT BARNEY

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 4 года назад +21

      Where is the beer Calhoun.

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 5 лет назад +2591

    1:21 it's in Polish, but so distorted that even I thought it was in Russian

    • @theLaRRy333
      @theLaRRy333 4 года назад +312

      I have to prove you wrong, it's actually Slovak language, he's saying "...Druhá úloha pozostáva z prehriatia reaktora..."

    • @darqv9358
      @darqv9358 4 года назад +118

      @@theLaRRy333 um... Actually it's Italian. Poonananba jfmamlaa kfjakaka.

    • @boo2593
      @boo2593 4 года назад +199

      @@darqv9358 No, Im italian and it says "Noi amiamo la pizza vaffanculo"

    • @theLaRRy333
      @theLaRRy333 4 года назад +31

      God dammit, I was so close...

    • @beefstew4948
      @beefstew4948 4 года назад +159

      Or.....
      Its moon runes
      It says
      ᚠᛟᚱ᛫ᚾᛁᚾᛖ᛫ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏᛋ᛬ᛁ᛫ᛞᛁᛞ᛫ᚾᛟᛏ᛫ᛋᛚᛖᛖᛈ᛭

  • @creepersonryestudios
    @creepersonryestudios 2 года назад +534

    0:59 "Every good mod starts with a Russian voiceover."
    The fact that that wasn't Russian shows that this was indeed, a bad mod.

    • @detroitcore
      @detroitcore Год назад +49

      perfect, even though I’m Russian, I didn’t understand anything that was there, probably it really wasn’t in Russian

    • @vrubay_nasos
      @vrubay_nasos Год назад +15

      Sounds like Romanian to me… I am Russian and don’t understand a damn bit

    • @SiwYT
      @SiwYT Год назад +5

      ​@@orange0666 pretty sure it isn't

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Год назад +7

      Think it was either Romanian or really garbled Polish. ... Maybe another European language? It's definitely European.
      Don't take my word for it though. I'm American and it's a miracle if we know two or three languages.

    • @CheeseBallz420
      @CheeseBallz420 Год назад +13

      its Polish, but the quality is so shitty you can only hear singular polish words

  • @JollyWangcore
    @JollyWangcore  6 лет назад +1658

    Sorry this took so long, I was learning how to use after effects. This video was effectively my guinea pig.
    Edit: I have been informed the language I thought was Russia actually isn't... woops.

    • @ishantgawand689
      @ishantgawand689 6 лет назад +8

      A Jolly Wangcore love ur videos! Always waiting for them

    • @funky3846
      @funky3846 6 лет назад +8

      dad

    • @ishantgawand689
      @ishantgawand689 6 лет назад +1

      A Jolly Wangcore i love ur vids allot

    • @HereticJon
      @HereticJon 6 лет назад +1

      np

    • @manhvu4988
      @manhvu4988 6 лет назад +3

      A Jolly Wangcore wtf were they smoked when they made these

  • @deadjuice1880
    @deadjuice1880 6 лет назад +153

    9:34 these things scared the FUCK out of me when I first played half life, and still kinda do.
    It's the only enemy model I know where it's junky animation and glitchy physics make it unnerving. I played through Half Life not too long ago, and I was prepared to face it in the water. But then I jumped on a platform to safety, and it glitched its way up to attack me. I was cursing at the screen and freak-out jumping.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +7

      There is something uncanny about the 3D engines of the time. They are detailed enough that you know what it's supposed to be, but simple enough that your mind fills in the gaps. The animations are fluid enough for a proper illusion of human motion, but janky enough to feel off.
      Like the first Skaarj encounter in Unreal. You're in a hallway, just pushed the switchin room at the end and on your way back, the music fades out, barricades move in the way to block your escape and piece by piece the lights turn off.
      Then the wall opens and the enemy comes out of a small room behind the wall. It's dark, the only light source being gunfire.
      Up until that point the only enemies were weird things on the ceiling that shoot darts and clunky guys who shoot slow rockets that are easy to dodge.
      And now you're in a dark hallway with a fast enemy that closes the distance while firing laser balls and can dodge!

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 Год назад +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I loved that game. And that moment is one of my favorite in gaming.
      That game has so much atmosphere. (Chef's kiss)

  • @Bizmarckus
    @Bizmarckus 4 года назад +429

    9:53 *”SCP-106 Has been recontained successfully”*

    • @Filipokerface
      @Filipokerface 4 года назад +11

      *"Containment Unit: Mobile Task Force."*

    • @scp_035
      @scp_035 4 года назад +5

      НЕПОНЕЛ

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 3 года назад +1

      @@scp_035 что?

    • @scp_035
      @scp_035 3 года назад

      @@apchistuz Деда в камеру верни

    • @kungburg7661
      @kungburg7661 3 года назад +4

      why do all comment sections I know turn Russian

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 5 лет назад +1399

    "I've never struggled so hard to kill myself."
    -Jolly Wancore

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 лет назад +20

      Judging by his ability to die 100 times in his plays....

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 4 года назад +5

      "i'm not even doing anything and i'm dying- its not my fault" many in the Gulags said the same thing.

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад +3

      He had Xen trees all around him and still fucked up.

    • @daylineli
      @daylineli Год назад +1

      relatable

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 6 лет назад +2302

    Jolly and DeSinc should livestream themselves playing the entirety of Synergy together.

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 4 года назад +233

      Desinc is inside of the rocket at the end of EP 2 flying into space and jolly is stuck trying to get out of the train at the start of HL2

    • @DynaDere
      @DynaDere 4 года назад +131

      DeSinc: "all right so we're gonna initiate an accelerated backhop and skip the building raid section"
      Jolly: * somehow managed to get the can stuck between the trash can and the wall, and can't progress as a result *
      DeSinc: "Nah don't need the airboat just gonna fly over the toxic water see ya maaaaaaaaaaate"
      Jolly: * keeps crashing the boat and dying as a result *
      DeSinc: "Now that we're on the highway the game really opens up so we're just gonna leave-" *backhops away at mach 3*
      Jolly: * searching every inch of a small ambush spot looking for a battery to open the gate, not realizing it was on the shelf below the battery holder *
      DeSinc: "I'm just gonna follow Breen down the elevator, he seeks pretty chill, wish he would look at me though"
      Jolly: * Gets in the wrong pod thingy and gets zapped *

    • @tonikaycheney7120
      @tonikaycheney7120 4 года назад +67

      DeSinc: Now, this entire section is optional, so we’re just gonna- *Proceeds to teleport halfway across the world*
      Jolly: * Somehow manages to quicksave while falling down the silo *

    • @rcollosi
      @rcollosi 4 года назад +5

      cheezkid26 jolly and desinc are the same person

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 4 года назад +2

      @@rcollosi lol not at all

  • @NutHoofd
    @NutHoofd 6 лет назад +730

    I'm glad that you're still adding those subtitles to your videos even with the voice overs now. This is not only helpful to people without audio, but also keeps the original character of your videos in place.

    • @KommissarBanx
      @KommissarBanx 6 лет назад +51

      NutHoofd The “looks like I’m gonna survive this with all my parts” and the text flattening with the guard were a good touch

    • @LIVEFASTDIEEARLY
      @LIVEFASTDIEEARLY Год назад

      nowadays he doesnt even do that, makes me sad to not be able to watch his recent videos

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +3

      The Blue Shift one is still one of my favorites regarding the subtitles. When he keeps naming all the Barney clones and keeps messing up the names. Borty? Batthew?

  • @bexspace9746
    @bexspace9746 6 лет назад +201

    1:03 That sounded like slovak language more than russian.
    He said something like ,,Prvou úlohou je infiltrovať sa do objetku". Which means ,,Our first misson is to infiltrate the building"

    • @Qu1er
      @Qu1er 5 лет назад +17

      yeah, and then he adds "Prvá úloha pozostáva z prehliadky areálu" which means "The first mission consists of inspection of area.

    • @kubsons0732
      @kubsons0732 4 года назад +4

      @@Qu1er I know DATE, but it's in polish. "Wróg wraca do obiektu" which means "enemy returns to the object"

    • @Dedushka_Lu
      @Dedushka_Lu 4 года назад

      Он русский!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад

      I don't speak any slavic language, but I know loanwords when I see them

  • @cyruslupercal9493
    @cyruslupercal9493 4 года назад +125

    3:35 Someone just managed to record their DMT trip artisticly.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 года назад +6

      I really enjoyed that one.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +126

    Even after coming back to this so many times I still can't figure out why 9:49 is so funny

    • @dogman3362
      @dogman3362 2 года назад +10

      It is hilarious. Thing hops around, stops, stares at you, then proceeds to burrow into the floor

    • @Renan3256
      @Renan3256 Год назад +2

      It’s like a RUclips poop happening live

  • @kinamiya1
    @kinamiya1 6 лет назад +315

    5:28 i like how the chat became a spam of
    SHIIIIISAAAAAAAAA when that happened

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 4 года назад +9

      SHIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAA

    • @randomicatto
      @randomicatto 4 года назад +4

      SHIIIIZAAAAAA

    • @nonstoppugly
      @nonstoppugly 4 года назад +2

      SHIIIIIIIIIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @TheLordGremlin
      @TheLordGremlin 4 года назад +1

      SHIIIIZZZZAAAAAAA

    • @leaf6713
      @leaf6713 4 года назад

      im going to be the one to ruin this

  • @lightlytoastedrye
    @lightlytoastedrye 6 лет назад +428

    Good job converting a .zip file into video format!

    • @Hansmusiclofi
      @Hansmusiclofi 6 лет назад +32

      This joke is so bad and ingenious at the same time.

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS 2 года назад +2

      @@__asher__ You can't swear properly either lmao

  • @edwardpsama
    @edwardpsama 6 лет назад +677

    but who is killed me?

  • @soylentgreenb
    @soylentgreenb 4 года назад +39

    8:00 This is due to the mapper not extending those columns all the way to the ground with the idea that this could save some w_polys, which may be true sometimes, especially for cylindrical geometry touching the floor. Your grenade landed under one of those pillars in like a 1 unit wide gap and exploded where it couldn't see any of the trip mines.

  • @cockypocky590
    @cockypocky590 5 лет назад +103

    10:37 I like how when the soldier said move it it disappeared

    • @critrawkets
      @critrawkets 5 лет назад +7

      He said MOVEMENT! But i get the joke

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +2903

    I just realized I’ve been watching you for 3 years.

    • @MarioLopez-yb1xr
      @MarioLopez-yb1xr 6 лет назад +10

      Pajamapants Jack I just found out about him today

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 6 лет назад +33

      Nice pfp

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 6 лет назад +32

      Sauce?

    • @r.e.z9428
      @r.e.z9428 6 лет назад +2

      Same here actually

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 6 лет назад +8

      There's link in the channel description tho.

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад +3522

    “Yes! This is the lab, where is research human cells!”
    If only the creator can research English
    Ugh, it’s always my worse comments that get the most attention.

    • @VotexSin
      @VotexSin 5 лет назад +21

      Crimson Lancer why do I find you everywhere. I saw you 4 times today

    • @spinosaurus9518
      @spinosaurus9518 5 лет назад +2

      @Capricorn no its because crimson watches his video

    • @triande4213
      @triande4213 5 лет назад

      I'd love Jolly do more of those funny maps!

    • @fijisharbrough
      @fijisharbrough 5 лет назад

      Deathro r/woooosh

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 5 лет назад +8

      The creator probably forgot English after learning the mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell.

  • @silkenemperor
    @silkenemperor 4 года назад +39

    10:25. Suppressing fire with grenades. Love it.

  • @FockeWulfFW200
    @FockeWulfFW200 5 лет назад +143

    4:04 that one is actually quite good

  • @Fooflinger
    @Fooflinger 5 лет назад +182

    "I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts"
    *dies*

  • @coatman4927
    @coatman4927 6 лет назад +505

    *"You can't even die right in this game" -Pyrocynical*

    • @cybospy
      @cybospy 4 года назад +6

      he said that about hunt down the Freeman

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 4 года назад +5

      Yes, that is an original quote from him that he definitely didn't steal from anywhere and was the first one to say

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 4 года назад +7

      @Ida Bagus Paramarta Premananda primaryschool
      No shit it's a joke, why does everyone always try to use that as an excuse for a shitty comment? I know it's a joke, it's still not good.

    • @warblenoise
      @warblenoise 4 года назад +2

      @Ida Bagus Paramarta Premananda primaryschool
      Nigga I don't need a lesson on the internet. I can guarantee I was on here before you were born. All you did was explain shit I already know. Something being complicated isn't a reason for making excuses.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 года назад +6

      @@warblenoise stfu

  • @UltimaHeartless
    @UltimaHeartless 6 лет назад +88

    Ah, who could forget the wise words of the scientist, "that why? bis I *I* that's *odd* I mo a *that's* n bip n I *yea* this mo a"? Truly a mind far ahead of his time.

    • @rarristar
      @rarristar 6 лет назад +15

      At least a mind ahead of his mouth.

    • @VicariousReality
      @VicariousReality 6 лет назад +4

      So far ahead of his time he didn't know what to say and tripped over every word.

  • @MischiefMeerkat
    @MischiefMeerkat 6 лет назад +1195

    in soviet russia, life halfs you

    • @Crrrow
      @Crrrow 6 лет назад +2

      Yama Gaymen.

    • @abobler
      @abobler 6 лет назад

      IN TWICE!)$+;&+$8#2;-_)9196!_(3;5 NSMCKVPPSBR!&!;3:$

    • @justsomerandomgamer2102
      @justsomerandomgamer2102 6 лет назад +42

      @asdsadsadsadasdas fbioepnup in Soviet Russia brain dead fucking you

    • @danceoff948
      @danceoff948 6 лет назад +12

      Серьёзно?

    • @lordofsiberia4972
      @lordofsiberia4972 6 лет назад +7

      @@Crrrow That was actually Czech :/

  • @fairyzurab
    @fairyzurab 5 лет назад +964

    1:00 Thats not russian(уж поверьте мне)

    • @идинахуйты
      @идинахуйты 5 лет назад +119

      Yes this isn't russian (сука блять)

    • @hirun643
      @hirun643 5 лет назад +39

      Po polsku to jest

    • @nxm08
      @nxm08 5 лет назад +3

      Это русский

    • @fairyzurab
      @fairyzurab 5 лет назад +47

      @@nxm08 держи в курсе

    • @andree4135
      @andree4135 5 лет назад +97

      Its not polsky Its Slovak language Trust me ITS SLOVAK

  • @Genjink
    @Genjink 2 года назад +31

    I love how jolly's first instinct after hearing loud thunder was to insult it

  • @MrPatters
    @MrPatters 6 лет назад +826

    So I installed some garbage...

    • @9999Mihas
      @9999Mihas 6 лет назад +18

      and made boring video with that garbage

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +3

      Mr.Pat and played it....

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 лет назад +24

      Tolbka Miskin the vid was entertaining af

    • @nesss99
      @nesss99 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah....

    • @AndrewVasirov
      @AndrewVasirov 6 лет назад +6

      INSTALLING VIDEOS.
      We're into some virus stuff here.

  • @polrock1747
    @polrock1747 6 лет назад +297

    *,,Who is killed me?"*
    That's a good English right there..

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 лет назад +798

    *sees that A Jolly Wangcore uploaded*
    _Time to crack out the whiskey cabinet._

    • @norm9077
      @norm9077 6 лет назад +3

      Just An Edit you mean wank it a little?

    • @nomadofpeaceddw1190
      @nomadofpeaceddw1190 6 лет назад +13

      Normalion Ex *pulls out the gentleman and some tissues*

    • @asj3419
      @asj3419 6 лет назад +2

      You know, the cabinet stored in the whiskey cabinet cabinet.

    • @dankdaddy3789
      @dankdaddy3789 6 лет назад

      Did you just sign your comment with "the whiskey cabinet"?

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 6 лет назад

      **pass the whiskey**

  • @StudioAREshorts
    @StudioAREshorts 5 лет назад +11

    5:50
    **FREEMAN YOU FOOL!**
    Funniest thing I've seen in the last month tbh.

  • @sert87
    @sert87 5 лет назад +310

    Every American knows there's only one language in the Eastern Europe.

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 года назад +58

      even a polish dude, the language that's in i think, admitted that that voice was so distorted even he thought it was russian

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 4 года назад +34

      Jolly is not American

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 года назад +4

      @@sirbreadstick what? who could've guessed?

    • @pootisspencer9586
      @pootisspencer9586 4 года назад +11

      twitch0 not the OP

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 года назад

      @@pootisspencer9586 op was making a joke

  • @Solo_Leveling_L
    @Solo_Leveling_L 6 лет назад +161

    when Jolly dies without saving
    *SPEEDRUUUUNNNNNNNNNN*

  • @Gunslingerwashere
    @Gunslingerwashere 6 лет назад +262

    1 grenade
    2 grenade
    red grenade
    blue grenade

    • @kadrix732
      @kadrix732 6 лет назад

      Gunslinger Chief Keef Colors?

    • @TheDedictvi
      @TheDedictvi 6 лет назад +4

      ♫ I see one nade two nade red nade blue nade ♫

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 6 лет назад

      Dr Kartoffel
      Man's not thot

    • @justsomerandomgamer2102
      @justsomerandomgamer2102 6 лет назад +1

      Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out Grenade out

  • @ronaldli5
    @ronaldli5 6 лет назад +55

    4:05 the arena map actually looks well made and effort put in. and the russian one too, if not for just way too frustrating difficulty. But you can see the effort put in.

  • @ponteirodorato
    @ponteirodorato 3 года назад +19

    That "ғɪʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟᴇ" made me laugh 2 minutes straight, thanks!

  • @homegrowntwinkie
    @homegrowntwinkie 5 лет назад +18

    I finally understand why I enjoy these videos. It's a similar thing to SovietWomble's stylistic captioning, randomness, and the natural reactions. I've finally found my two favorite RUclipsr's :')

  • @robertlainsley824
    @robertlainsley824 6 лет назад +122

    In the process of learning the mistakes I made from that one mod I made (A Random Day at Black Mesa), I have since started learning how to make maps, and god forbid I hope with what I learn I don't make anything close to some of the worst maps featured here.

  • @laundryknight
    @laundryknight 6 лет назад +28

    6:35 *GORDON HELPS TO BARNEY BY ANOTHER WAY* ..

  • @VezeTech
    @VezeTech 4 года назад +19

    3:34 this is the perfect map to play when you have the chance to trip on any psychedelics

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios Год назад +2

    I like to believe that the room at 8:29 is a genuine experiment in Black Mesa.
    They already send teams to Zen before the whole resonance cascade, so there is a chance the scientists already know headcrabs. And if they somehow find a fixed teleport exit that just keeps putting out headcrabs, build a room around it to find the best way to eliminate them.

  • @SpectrumAnalysis
    @SpectrumAnalysis 3 года назад +14

    "Who is killed me" with the X-Files music is obviously a meme. Like "what if *blank* is not kill?"

  • @cabalcore2555
    @cabalcore2555 6 лет назад +13

    I've been subbed to you for a while and it's been awesome watching your progression over the years. Thanks for all the content.

  • @EditMozgTV
    @EditMozgTV 6 лет назад +402

    0:55 Thats not russian

    • @nathanrico5701
      @nathanrico5701 6 лет назад +198

      Don't you remember?
      *No russian.*

    • @JollyWangcore
      @JollyWangcore  6 лет назад +117

      Akeela Kill Aw fuck. What language is it?

    • @daniek120
      @daniek120 6 лет назад +15

      A Jolly Wangcore RUSSIAN @_@

    • @IgeNial
      @IgeNial 6 лет назад +164

      Some slavic language, but not Russian

    • @vattumies
      @vattumies 6 лет назад +137

      Very helpful to say it's not russian but not saying what language it is. Jolly, maybe you should start using hard bass every time there is slavic mods

  • @maturegambino9476
    @maturegambino9476 6 лет назад +113

    3:37 when you rub ur eyes too hard

  • @wqterworks
    @wqterworks 5 лет назад +53

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    The soldiers in Half-life: TAKE THIS
    *THROWS GRENADES*

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 5 лет назад

      What do you mean “no one”? The soldiers in Stalker do the same.

  • @naizamabao4681
    @naizamabao4681 5 лет назад +47

    9:37 im sorry for the ones with tryphobia

  • @PouLS
    @PouLS 2 года назад +5

    * guy speak Slovak *
    Jolly: "Every good mod starts with a Russian voice over"
    "UNBREAKABLE UNION OF FREEBORN REPUBLICS (that broke decades ago)"

  • @chanceForNotBeingRapper
    @chanceForNotBeingRapper 2 года назад +4

    9:43 this creature haunted me for 5 years till now

  • @kiometta8031
    @kiometta8031 5 лет назад +49

    12:30
    when your trying to think of a comeback online

  • @xandermurdock6131
    @xandermurdock6131 5 лет назад +33

    Thing is, this is all better than I can do because I can't even build the map without errors.

  • @dreadbread7667
    @dreadbread7667 5 лет назад +274

    Nobody:
    HL fish demon: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

    • @Exlisa_
      @Exlisa_ 4 года назад +2

      Don't Anger the Fish

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 года назад +1

      Its an itchyosaur an mammal who wants a life with family

  • @Vengefulknight
    @Vengefulknight 6 лет назад +20

    6:43 I tought gay porn movies forbidden on youtube

  • @tofuteufel2402
    @tofuteufel2402 6 лет назад +20

    3:18
    Stay down. Stay down.
    Stay down. Stay down.
    Stay down. Stay down.

    • @helliswar
      @helliswar 4 года назад +1

      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN
      STAY DOWN

  • @waffletime939
    @waffletime939 6 лет назад +5

    Thank you for taking the time to stream, edit, compile it, and post it.

  • @FockeWulfFW200
    @FockeWulfFW200 5 лет назад +52

    6:44 "think we're moving a little bit too fast here".
    *proceeds to kill him*
    WHHAHAJAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +18

    "I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts."
    -dies-

  • @blackidna
    @blackidna 6 лет назад +7

    5:00 and memories of "Hazardous Course" surface back in the mind
    *cue "Meet the Doctor"*

  • @malvitt
    @malvitt 4 года назад +8

    A grunt will never stop saying "Stay down.", just as Jolly never heard.

  • @stefansYT
    @stefansYT 6 лет назад +6

    3:33 best representation of the neuromancer matrix. Even better then system shock

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 9 месяцев назад +2

    "We have Scientist Slaughterhouse at home..."
    Scientist Slaughterhouse at home: 2:23

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee Год назад +1

    to come here every now and then to watch this is just a must do.

  • @username-yc3bd
    @username-yc3bd 3 года назад +10

    2:40
    Cry of Fear, budget edition

  • @MrIgorKuznetsov
    @MrIgorKuznetsov 5 лет назад +22

    Man you've got a really good translator on russian! I don't know who is that hero, but translations on russian subtitles are just brilliant! BTW great content, thank you for your show, you have a nice sense of humor!

    • @janvaz5391
      @janvaz5391 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1Rk3inxEHm4/видео.html

    • @minelayer26
      @minelayer26 Год назад +1

      your name reminds me of the major from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

    • @MrIgorKuznetsov
      @MrIgorKuznetsov Год назад

      @@minelayer26 oh, this surname is very spreaded in russian speaking regions, it's like Smith for english speaking people

    • @minelayer26
      @minelayer26 Год назад

      @@MrIgorKuznetsov whats the equivalent of john over therr

    • @MrIgorKuznetsov
      @MrIgorKuznetsov Год назад

      @@minelayer26 John(Eng.) - Iohanan(Jew.) - Ivan(Rus.), pretty popular name here btw

  • @capybaradave
    @capybaradave 2 года назад +3

    6:44 If there’s no consent, you get the 12 cent’.

  • @ackersotomayor1585
    @ackersotomayor1585 4 года назад +1

    Love your outro :) that music kicks ass Mr Freeman

  • @krychur4956
    @krychur4956 2 года назад +2

    "I'll be happy to survive this with all my parts!" famous last words

  • @baddgerpaw
    @baddgerpaw 6 лет назад +36

    STAY DOWN STAY DOWN STAY DOWN

  • @Nicky87645
    @Nicky87645 6 лет назад +4

    Your videos are amazing! Love the editing, hope to see more.

  • @andrewlopez6225
    @andrewlopez6225 6 лет назад +4

    This is my first time seeing any of your content, and I must say, you are goddamn hilarious! Keep up the good work

  • @lastlife0726
    @lastlife0726 4 года назад +23

    There are some hidden gems. The maze, the head crab killing machine are the ones that stood out.

  • @thatmadengineer_5552
    @thatmadengineer_5552 Год назад +2

    3:18 “Steakhouse. Steakhouse. Steakhouse. Steakhouse.”
    _-HECU Grunt_

  • @axostierIV
    @axostierIV 6 лет назад +109

    12:29
    That
    Why?
    Bis
    I
    I
    That's
    Odd
    I
    Mo
    A
    That's
    N
    Bip
    N
    I
    (I dont think I'm doing this right.)
    Yea
    This
    Mo
    A

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 5 лет назад

      Doge Legend hehehehehe

    • @bessberg7335
      @bessberg7335 4 года назад

      Doge Legend lol 😂 😂😂😂

  • @netherfort505
    @netherfort505 3 года назад +8

    4:46 the crack life's shotgun

  • @Thlormby
    @Thlormby 5 лет назад +13

    The arena one looks like it could’ve been a really cool idea

  • @TheDogeSlayer
    @TheDogeSlayer 5 лет назад +1

    I love this channel
    Just because this.. *QUALITY CONTENT*

  • @jacobombx
    @jacobombx 4 года назад +10

    2:58 "There's one of these called *Really bad*... That's a good sign, right?" *Hunt Down The Freeman in his Steam library*

  • @HermanHiltsman
    @HermanHiltsman 6 лет назад +174

    Hey guys. Desinc here

  • @blu12gaming44
    @blu12gaming44 5 лет назад +9

    That's an adorable orange bear you've got there at the end.

  • @qwanom
    @qwanom 6 лет назад +13

    9:04 "Who is killed me?" :D nice lol

  • @noahhamilton5974
    @noahhamilton5974 2 года назад +2

    This was a collection of the half life maps..... ever made.

  • @j.t.1280
    @j.t.1280 3 года назад +2

    I couldn't stop laughing when you single handedly caused the death of everyone you encountered completely unintentionally.. well, except for Barney

  • @killo7471
    @killo7471 4 года назад +13

    15 hours summed up to a very entertaining 15 minutes of Jolly dying over and over again

  • @telecomanda
    @telecomanda 6 лет назад +5

    9:54 I literally got a Headache after laughing so much xD
    *Don't Anger The Fish* xD

    • @shillbill8579
      @shillbill8579 5 лет назад +1

      I know this is late but... me too. I was laughing so hard my throat was cold and aching. I don't know, something about the way it crawls around is just hilarious to me.

  • @vincentd.mercille1342
    @vincentd.mercille1342 2 года назад +4

    "I couldn't even kill myself properly" made me think about some horrible stuff while still laughing at the video and then contemplate how and why it happened.. Watching Jolly videos can't be good for my brain.

  • @SnoppleWopple
    @SnoppleWopple 3 года назад +2

    I swear I watch this entire series every month

  • @daniswararkdvf8683
    @daniswararkdvf8683 4 года назад +38

    5:26 SHIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAA!!!!

    • @gman_4815
      @gman_4815 Год назад +1

      Now its russian lol

  • @TheRaughSand
    @TheRaughSand 6 лет назад +20

    Can someone tell whats the name of the music being played at 8:50? it sounds so light and fun

    • @mikelorme635
      @mikelorme635 6 лет назад +2

      Канал имени товарища Ягоды Darude Sandstorm

    • @Tchoumpawa
      @Tchoumpawa 6 лет назад

      If you have find it already , it would be kind to share :), else we need to find the original song and just add remix to it ._.

    • @MathiasK29-44
      @MathiasK29-44 6 лет назад +1

      Даруд Сандсторм

    • @TheRaughSand
      @TheRaughSand 6 лет назад

      thanks a lot

    • @TheRaughSand
      @TheRaughSand 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/hBzfpsEyqeU/видео.html

  • @delusionalnoodles
    @delusionalnoodles 6 лет назад +5

    What a great return.

  • @DaxMarko
    @DaxMarko 6 лет назад +9

    13:00
    Just adorable...

  • @seanfleming5953
    @seanfleming5953 4 года назад +2

    playing these for quarantine rn

  • @mrgrinderman8861
    @mrgrinderman8861 6 лет назад +43

    I just remembered that I watched you in the "jolly wanker" times

  • @munastronaut8147
    @munastronaut8147 6 лет назад +403

    *hears russian voices*
    A Jolly Wangcore: man should play the soviet anthem...
    *plays Soviet anthem*

    • @danielgordon8308
      @danielgordon8308 5 лет назад +3

      RJ Joson yeah that’s what happened...

    • @tom_com9960
      @tom_com9960 5 лет назад +40

      It's not russian

    • @cheesebusiness
      @cheesebusiness 5 лет назад +20

      Except it’s not Russian

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 5 лет назад +11

      lol, why the fuck would he put soviet anthem? It's clearly not russian

    • @tnt070
      @tnt070 5 лет назад +11

      its slovakian, right?

  • @kuwimessenger1031
    @kuwimessenger1031 6 лет назад +4

    3:27 the soldier seems to really want you to stay down.

  • @MrDanTheCreative10Z9
    @MrDanTheCreative10Z9 Год назад +1

    2:45 it’s been years since when I first watched this and I only just realised the reason why the “zombie” makes those noises isn’t because it’s monster thing making monster noises but ( we’ll still kinda is why but still ) because someone or something off screen shot at it.

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 4 года назад +1

    - Son: Mom can we have Afraid of Monsters Director's Cut Mod ?
    - Mom: No we already have Afraid of Monsters Director's Cut Mod at home
    - Afraid of Monsters Director's Cut Mod at Home: 2:38

  • @TNJX
    @TNJX 6 лет назад +14

    "I'm dying from some unknonwn force!" - Maybe, ha, an Opposing Force? XD