𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 "Nothin' personal, pardner..." Army Combat Vet REACTS (Uncle Dane)(TF2)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @andrewrights
    @andrewrights 2 года назад +573

    _That said, in warfare spawn-camping is considered an extremely effective military tactic._

    • @heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081
      @heydudewhatdidudotomygarli5081 2 года назад +47

      this is the reason why killing babies is good for national security

    • @number3766
      @number3766 2 года назад +70

      *stands outside enemy's boot camp with a tank or a grenade launcher*
      I'm just stat padding!

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +10

      Hey it worked at Iwo Jima, and it’s definitely demoralizing.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 года назад +48

      - Soldier, what the hell did you just do? That was a war crime!
      _- I was just farming stranges, sir._

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 2 года назад +20

      @@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      "Soldier, what is wrong with you? You just killed half of the human population and economically destroyed France!"
      "I was just trying to help win the war" ̶r̶o̶c̶k̶e̶t̶ ̶j̶u̶m̶p̶s̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ runs away

  • @SuperCaitball
    @SuperCaitball 2 года назад +107

    Uncle Dane is literally THE Engineer main. The moment anyone gets any sort of creative or even "good" with that class, the whole community calls that person an "Uncle Dane Wannabe".

  • @Shadow92597
    @Shadow92597 2 года назад +301

    1:05 I seriously thought you were gonna say "...that said, spawn camping is an effective strategy we use in the military"

    • @borutoburrito6547
      @borutoburrito6547 2 года назад +51

      I'm pretty sure real life spawn camping would count as a war crime.

    • @damiensurnameless4586
      @damiensurnameless4586 2 года назад +36

      @@borutoburrito6547 Like that's stopped the US military before.

    • @angelabrown33
      @angelabrown33 2 года назад +9

      @@borutoburrito6547 no sadly baby murder is celebrated

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 2 года назад

      @@angelabrown33 what where, what would the army gain from killing children

    • @naoeveel
      @naoeveel 2 года назад +7

      @@angelabrown33 i don't care bro, people that abort children because they can't afford giving a decent life to them is just caring about not torturing the kid putting it into a world it doesn't understand, feeling uneven, and disconnected from other kids, either starving and dying at an early age, or growing up to be homeless, with no job or any form of education

  • @piratczvojtapopovics
    @piratczvojtapopovics 2 года назад +211

    Actually there is a military equivalent of trolling. There was this Chinese strategist in...feudal China I guess? He was a master troll. His army or platoon or whatever, ran out of arrows. He used strawmen and boats and sent them down a river, while a heavy fog was happening. The enemy shot the fuck out of the strawmen, and then he just pulled the boats back n was like "Here you go, now we have arrows again."
    There were more exploits of his but this is the only one I can remember. I can't even remember his name, so, someone else will have to fill the gaps.

    • @ameowrulls9559
      @ameowrulls9559 2 года назад +39

      Thats actually a clever trolling.. lmao

    • @radilime
      @radilime 2 года назад +60

      the funnyman's name was Zhuge Liang, his army needed a massive amount of arrows for a future attack and feigned an invasion to gather the arrows.

    • @piratczvojtapopovics
      @piratczvojtapopovics 2 года назад +11

      @@radilime Aah, thank you for the reminder! That man deserves to be remembered.

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 2 года назад +1

      Couldn’t they follow the boats though? Seems risky

    • @piratczvojtapopovics
      @piratczvojtapopovics 2 года назад +21

      @@alwest4472 Are you gonna follow weird shapes on a boat that don't seem to be bothered by arrows into a heavy fog? I wouldn't. Even if they realized it, they wouldn't have known whats waiting for them after this weird thing happening.

  • @bigimp3018
    @bigimp3018 2 года назад +94

    17:44
    Telefragging is when you kill someone by teleporting into them, for example if you use an entrance teleporter and an enemy is standing on top of a exit teleporter, you’ll teleport into them instakilling the enemy
    Edit: never mind you found out like 10 seconds later lol

  • @generuan3547
    @generuan3547 2 года назад +207

    5:57 Only the fact that it’s more widely known can be considered “nerfing”, especially thanks to Dane himself. There have not been many changes to the Eureka Effect, or the teleporters, that could make it more obvious.
    Of course, don’t try this strategy in general unless your team can manage without one functional teleporter, or your aiming skills are not quite consistent enough to keep yourself alive. And above all else, ensure that your buildings can manage without you in the meantime. Because, as funny as it is, it can be infuriating for a team to know that their engineer is reckless AND terrible.

    • @derringer1072
      @derringer1072 2 года назад +15

      Yeah, it only works really well if your team is already rolling the other team, but that could be said for most things.

    • @garr_inc
      @garr_inc 2 года назад +9

      @@derringer1072 So the same as the Phlogistinator?

    • @derringer1072
      @derringer1072 2 года назад +7

      @@garr_inc Yup, along with most gimmicky weapons and strategies.

    • @Jirodyne
      @Jirodyne 2 года назад +1

      Well it shouldn't be a problem if the Team carried the Engineer's weight and did their jobs.

  • @ACommonHero2
    @ACommonHero2 2 года назад +51

    This strategy didn't really get nerfed because it has plenty of built-in downsides on its own. The biggest problem is that the engineer performing this harassment is sacrificing one of his most valuable logistical assets to do so. By putting his teleporter exit down without the entrance (essential to hide it, as otherwise, it glows quite noticeably), he's not using his teleporters to help get his allies to the frontlines. It's a bit like if you repurposed *all* the vehicles you have available to transport troops to the battlefield into dedicated units for the airdropping strategy you described. Disrupting the enemy's offense/defense is really nice until it means *also* disrupting your own offense/defense by slowing down your *own* reinforcements. Slower classes, particularly the Heavy, really rely on teleporters to get them from spawn to the frontline in a timely manner.

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 2 года назад +159

    1:05 Mix of both. 'Ninjaneer' works mainly in public servers where people tend to be less aware of things or even don't care too much about seeking out a hidden teleporter. Could also work in community servers but that largely depends on the general skill level and awareness of the people who frequent them.
    7:05 You can go with the term 'mercs' or 'mercenaries' seeing as RED and BLU both hire these guys to fight a truly pointless war over gravel. I'm not kidding there. XD

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 2 года назад

      TF2 lore is crazy and I love it!

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 2 года назад

      Gravel is important to the modern world so it's not meaningless

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 года назад +3

      @@juliancalero8012 Redmond and Blutarch just overplay how important it is. They act like it does EVERYTHING.

    • @Xhepyxopila
      @Xhepyxopila 2 года назад +2

      @@juliancalero8012 yeah but TF2 doesn't take place in the "modern world" the game takes place in the 1960s

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 2 года назад

      @@Xhepyxopila ruclips.net/video/SfRt7a7HZsE/видео.html

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 2 года назад +48

    "did they nerf this? this video is about a year old"
    welcome to tf2, where balance updates don't exist and your skill doesn't matter
    14:05 wasn't there an instance of britain watching germany set up a decoy fortification and then drop a fake bomb on it after they finished?

    • @flaviusiacob1558
      @flaviusiacob1558 2 года назад +6

      For some reason I read that line in Badgers voice

  • @Jake_Josh
    @Jake_Josh 2 года назад +49

    Well Paul… Dane is an engineer main, so… yeah he DOES play a lot of engineer.
    (This is sarcasm.)

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 2 года назад +3

      Ankl dan is vary good sentry man

  • @F1LERS
    @F1LERS 2 года назад +25

    Military equivalent to trolling is: carpet bombing civilian areas with depleted uraniam bombs for long term trolling.

    • @flaviusiacob1558
      @flaviusiacob1558 2 года назад

      OOF

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +2

      Or dumping 19 million gallons of carcinogenic herbicide that cause millions of birth defects in children to this day.

  • @greedsin555
    @greedsin555 2 года назад +42

    as a dumb ass engie of 9 years I can safely say this works much better if you use lv 2 sentries
    Lv 3 just take to long to go throw there build animation and they have the same DPS the only difference is the rockets

    • @demoman5864
      @demoman5864 2 года назад +2

      Then again they do die to 2 grenades, other than that good point

  • @nbsmith100
    @nbsmith100 2 года назад +24

    telefragging is when someone is close to a transporter that when someone else uses it, it transports inside them the first person, and because of that kills them instantly. the term became popular in quake and unreal tournament... altho probably moreso from unreal tournament as you could havea portable teleporter you could throw around.

  • @walnut6684
    @walnut6684 2 года назад +12

    Something i love to do as spy is destroying the teleporter to disrupt the enemy reinforcement. This is a very effective move especially on maps where the respawn is super far away from the frontlines (Borneo first point) for the engineer.

  • @travisreberto1295
    @travisreberto1295 2 года назад +2

    Larry Lawton reviewing video game heists where they drive a little bit erratically on the way to a robbery: “It’s already over, cops are gonna be looking for people who own a car.”
    Paul reviewing a war game where people throw jars of piss and eat sandwiches to heal extreme injuries: “This actually has an equivalent in real world warfare.”

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728 2 года назад +3

    11:46 it's balanced by being on Engineer; the class that relies primarily on his buildings.

  • @Kujanx20
    @Kujanx20 2 года назад +9

    i think sentries in real life is possible just not used outside. only used underground in a no go zone guarding something that absolutely can not be in the wrong hands

  • @ArdaCoffeeBean
    @ArdaCoffeeBean 2 года назад +3

    it's truly amazing to hear how battles work as the in game chat reads '' I am simply baby''

  • @peezieforestem5078
    @peezieforestem5078 2 года назад +1

    22:39
    Normal people: your eyes
    Army combat veteran: your recon assets

  • @Hamantha
    @Hamantha 2 года назад +3

    Impractical engineering and Texas style are a must watch

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 2 года назад +2

    "Did they nerf this? It's only a year old"
    implying that Valve made any balance changes in the past 4 years to begin with

  • @samuelramirez4985
    @samuelramirez4985 2 года назад +2

    6:00 "if spy and scout had a baby" that is disturbing to hear in more ways than one

  • @praeposter
    @praeposter 2 года назад +2

    During the Cimbrian Wars (About 120 BCE or so) the Roman general Marius hid about 3,000 men in a forest behind the enemy before the Battle of Aquae Sextiae. While the ~35,000 Romans battled the ~150,000 or so Germans, the utter confusion that led from such a little force emerging and attacking from behind led to a complete rout and the Germans lost almost their entire army killed and captured. Especially in ancient warfare, having some troops behind the enemy lines was the biggest advantage you could have, even against a foe three times your size.

  • @praeposter
    @praeposter 2 года назад +2

    During the Cimbrian Wars (About 120 BCE or so) the Roman general Marius hid about 1,200 troops in a forest behind the enemy before a battle. While the 40,000 Romans battled the ~100,000 or so Germans, the utter confusion that led from such a little force emerging and attacking from behind led to a complete rout and the Germans lost almost their entire army.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +1

      It’s interesting to think about how such a small surprise attack can create so much panic and confusion amongst a massive army that it can cause them to rout. It’s always fun to learn about the applications of military deception and maneuvering in history some of my favorites being operation Bertram and Bodyguard that occurred in Egypt and the U.K. Respectively during the Second World War.

  • @BlgMac
    @BlgMac 3 месяца назад +1

    3:18 why not just make like a chip or something and put it somehwhere on the soldier whos in the army and the sentry can have some technology that will read the chip and if its from the army it wont fire and him and if he doesnt have it it will fire at him

  • @Resetium
    @Resetium 2 года назад

    Telefragging is a term for teleporting to a teleporter exit that someone else is already on.
    The problem with using a teleporter when someone standing on the exit is that the spot where you're supposed to suddenly be in is occupied, and thus the matter on the other side is (often catastrophically) replaced with your own matter.
    In short, you replace whatever's on the other side which basically deletes the person on the exit.
    Really popular among spies who will sap a teleporter, wait at the entrance, and use the teleporter the second the sapper is removed.

  • @dragonandavatarfan8865
    @dragonandavatarfan8865 Год назад

    6:36 Yep, you're basically describing the job of the Spy, the whole purpose of that annoying class is to waste the enemy team's precious time finding him and thus severely slowing them down from finishing their objectives.

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 2 года назад +1

    7:06
    exactly.
    that's what I loved to do with Spy and Scout when my team was on tight defense.... push the front line to the other side and give your team some breathing space.
    conversely, if I was Engineer, Heavy or Medic, I'd dig in and hold the line hoping that someone in the attack department will disrupt the enemy.
    Medic with an Amputator next to a dispenser, turning a hallway corner into a field hospital. I think I earned a couple of achievements that day lol

  • @theoxingey6770
    @theoxingey6770 2 года назад +1

    telefrag is basically when enemy stands on teleporter and someone teleports to that place, it will deal bazillion damage.

  • @kurstiv
    @kurstiv 2 года назад +1

    You could use a sentry type device to perform executions, it makes the process cleaner as it doesn't lead to men in firing squads to potentially develop any trauma based issues later down the line.

  • @radiofm4265
    @radiofm4265 2 года назад +1

    Its not spawn camping...
    I am merely doing operations behind enemy lines

  • @demoman5864
    @demoman5864 2 года назад +2

    One of my favourite tf2 videos, glad he’s reacting to it

  • @maklavmakedonluka3338
    @maklavmakedonluka3338 2 года назад +4

    Nice another Vid love it.

  • @ExistierenderExzentriker666
    @ExistierenderExzentriker666 2 года назад +1

    I am really happy you reacted to this one :D My favorite Uncle Dane video.

  • @fun_police8011
    @fun_police8011 2 года назад +4

    US army ninjaneers Saddam Hussein 2004 colorized

  • @MrRukrio1
    @MrRukrio1 2 года назад

    and this is why i said that Teleporters would change warfare. all it takes is one well hidden location to teleport to and the ability to send somebody, or better yet, multiple somebodies through to that location and you have an instant flank. i'd also suggest maybe checking out Portal and Portal 2, they're a pair of puzzle games revolving around another kind of "transportation" with a similar vein, but different execution: Portals.

  • @whoppher6145
    @whoppher6145 2 года назад +36

    Amongst u.s

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 2 года назад +7

    My thoughts is you use sentry guns in a similar fashion as a mine field... If someone's there when they obviously shouldn't be they are free game...

  • @torpidjourneymaker3692
    @torpidjourneymaker3692 2 года назад +2

    MHGR if you master the memes of back then and combine it with ur own tf2 funny footages you'd win over a lot of tf2 players

  • @huber8235
    @huber8235 2 года назад +3

    Yo Paul, ever thought about playing ARMA?
    BTW:love your content

  • @franpschorr3646
    @franpschorr3646 2 года назад +1

    “Did they nerf this, it’s only a year old.” haha….HAHAHAHA :’c

  • @catminttcgu207
    @catminttcgu207 2 года назад +1

    This is some REAL engineer gaming.

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky Год назад

    2:43 great observation

  • @bright3944
    @bright3944 2 года назад +1

    Lol casual evacuation

  • @woestijn_uil
    @woestijn_uil 2 года назад

    Perhaps the introduction of stealth aircraft as a near equivalent?

  • @fangorn23
    @fangorn23 2 года назад

    How to tell if you've been telefragged and you missed the kill feed notification: you die and go "Wtf killed me?!? Did the game just put me down like a rabid dog??"

  • @hunmg3769
    @hunmg3769 2 года назад

    Eureka effect isn't nefred to my knowledge, since its downsides when building already balance it out in my opinion

  • @KingOfLeeYT
    @KingOfLeeYT 2 года назад +1

    Yes! The eureka effect

  • @elephant5115
    @elephant5115 2 года назад +4

    i love this video!

  • @CricetoFunni
    @CricetoFunni 2 года назад

    3:20 then just have a mutual agreement for one side to wear one bright color and the other team another bright color
    like we're all pals here we can agree on something so our auto-aiming death machine will work properly

  • @bakedmiser1583
    @bakedmiser1583 2 года назад

    I thought you were going to say that Ninjaneering combined with armoured forces was a staple of military strategy. I would have joind the military when I was 16 if I knew they had ninjaneering technology.

  • @admiraldesto2170
    @admiraldesto2170 2 года назад +4

    No, they did not nerf the Eureka Effect. In fact, the last time a weapons stats were changed was in March of 2018. Ninjaneering is usually just a bad Strat because you are just a scout, but slower and no double jump. It might get you one funny kill, but that’s about it.

  • @ascottishbloke5480
    @ascottishbloke5480 2 года назад

    18:11 suddenly hearing Mikie from RLM made laugh hard enough to wake my neighbours thanks Uncle Bane.

    • @wingidon
      @wingidon 2 года назад

      Uncle Bane? Is he the Uncle Bane of your existence or something?

  • @mostdefinitelynotadurian
    @mostdefinitelynotadurian 2 года назад +1

    you know you should react to SorensiC SteeL arma 3 star wars, he basically does normal arma 3 campaigns but with a star wars clone wars setting. It'd be nice if you could share your thoughts regarding all of his mili-sim star wars operation and how realistic it is. He does make his video in a stream format, but you could either only edit in your reaction of the parts that looks worth reacting to or you could have one of his videos and split it between multiple episodes.

  • @augustine6683
    @augustine6683 2 года назад

    You should start a comp tf2 team where you use actual military tactics to win games

  • @MrSkyBlue1020
    @MrSkyBlue1020 2 года назад

    Maybe look at Impractical Engineering or Texas Style from Uncle Dane next

  • @TheRyderShotgunn
    @TheRyderShotgunn 2 года назад

    i gotta say something in regards to fictional martial arts...some people take it way too far, man.
    to explain, as of late, ive been picking up more korean manhwa (which for some reason are always either marital arts involving some sort of demonic cult or the modern world but with dungeons and monsters and super-powered hunters), and the "martial arts" in them are basically magic. telekinesis, energy beams, summons etc. tbh the idea of a group of people that cast magic not through chants but through martial arts moves are cool, but i just wish they dropped the pretense and just went all-in on it being magic

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад

      So it’s basically avatar the last airbender? Funnily enough a series of South Korean studios did practically all the animation in the series.

  • @ceae69
    @ceae69 2 года назад

    I don't think eureka effect is "unbalanced", and any wrench will never be as long as the jag exists

  • @torpidjourneymaker3692
    @torpidjourneymaker3692 2 года назад

    any engie main would know reenacting Unkle Dan's bs is really harder than it looks

  • @jeraldtanthetown7765
    @jeraldtanthetown7765 2 года назад

    Its funny to think that this game is getting update with content and nerfs and buffs

  • @TheBepis1309
    @TheBepis1309 2 года назад +1

    Could you react to Which TF2 Mercenary is the Biggest War Criminal by Bumbles McFumbles?

  • @БабайАлибабаев
    @БабайАлибабаев 2 года назад

    Try to react to:
    1. An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat Zero (by Max0r)
    2. An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7 (by Max0r)
    3. C&C Generals Zero Hour | RISE OF THE REDS | Freedom in 30 FPS (by UberDanger)

  • @mp5enthusiast
    @mp5enthusiast 2 года назад +1

    Bro just do yoga and you will unlock your chakra.

  • @Aaa-vp6ug
    @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад

    Wait ‘til they watch Trolldier

  • @alphawolf8059
    @alphawolf8059 2 года назад

    Coordinating with a team would make ninjaneering viable

  • @samuelmikler
    @samuelmikler 2 года назад

    13:59 I don´t know about that.. I heard of one country having made fake air bases out of wood as targets for the enemy... and then the enemy dropping a wooden "bomb" on one of them... I wouldn´t be surprised if it just a legend cause it sounds like waste of resources but even the fact that such legend would exist seems like trolling to me :D

    • @flaviusiacob1558
      @flaviusiacob1558 2 года назад

      The brithis în North afrika made trucks look like tanks during Ww2

  • @shrub8644
    @shrub8644 2 года назад +1

    Hell yeah

  • @DivineMashedPotatoes
    @DivineMashedPotatoes 2 года назад

    8:34 do you realize how he hold the shotty

  • @willkoester2182
    @willkoester2182 2 года назад +5

    First comment! Love your work Paul. Keep up the good work.

  • @angelo9548
    @angelo9548 2 года назад +1

    What about Jpeg 71 killstreak?

  • @radiationpony8449
    @radiationpony8449 2 года назад

    I'd recommend trying the game deep rock galactic it's a cooperative team based shooter that I'd like to see someone rate actual tactics on

  • @birdos3044
    @birdos3044 2 года назад +1

    Shabingus

  • @brunogamesbr1
    @brunogamesbr1 2 года назад

    ucnle daen is a vewry gud sentry man

  • @jeremygarcia25
    @jeremygarcia25 2 года назад

    Nah bro it's real just not using the right gamer chair

  • @ethanmccue4468
    @ethanmccue4468 2 года назад

    Entirely to twitch? No more reaction vids?

  • @oventoaster955
    @oventoaster955 2 года назад

    Demoknight TF2 when?

  • @maxithalo7796
    @maxithalo7796 2 года назад

    Doesnt disguising as the enemy count as trolling?

  • @equinox2553
    @equinox2553 2 года назад

    sorry to break it for you mate, but coordinating with the team is super rare to happen, simply because some people doesn't care anymore

    • @pinkddpat
      @pinkddpat 2 года назад

      don't*
      basic grammar

  • @mjs3236
    @mjs3236 2 года назад +1

    React to oversimplified

  • @thatonegump168
    @thatonegump168 2 года назад +3

    React to madness combat!!!!

  • @Boogman-bk6bd
    @Boogman-bk6bd 2 года назад

    Can you read the tf2 comics for a video?

  • @m.k_a.m1609
    @m.k_a.m1609 2 года назад

    You should try game foxhole

  • @olo557
    @olo557 2 года назад

    react to doctor valve tf2 classes guide

  • @TheRustyGamr
    @TheRustyGamr 2 года назад +1

    Hi

  • @philipgelderblom6878
    @philipgelderblom6878 10 месяцев назад

    The wrench isn't very good at anything else apart from ninjaneering.

  • @mastermask7645
    @mastermask7645 2 года назад

    Ello

  • @NoUseforaFlip
    @NoUseforaFlip 2 года назад +1

    Can you plz react to Countryballs?

  • @josephstahl9119
    @josephstahl9119 2 года назад

    *Have you considered giving Foxhole a try? I think it's a game you would like.*