ATC: "Confirm cookies are loaded?" Pilot: "Confirm" ATC: "Great, you are now free to taxi." Pilot: "Negative." ATC: "Pardon? You decline to taxi despite cookies on board?" Pilot: "Confirm. None of the cookies are Girl Scout 'Samoas' or 'Thin Mints." ATC: "Confirmed. Legitimate claim. Please return to cargo so we can correct this crime against humanity."
Showed this to my co worker who was an ATC in the Navy, he immediately said "That planes going the wrong way" and proceeded to react with pure horror and disbelief at all the regulation violations. Hilarious.
Lol the idea that an ATC would switch direction of the runway just because too many people are taking off in the wrong direction is just infinitely hilarious.
The balance between professional jargon and just plain silliness is good in a purely novel and uncanny way. It reminds me of old 'silly stupid' movies like naked gun where the acting is of a "serious action thriller" caliber but the situations and dialogue are pure nonsense.
Im sure this happens between people in any field. Ik we make high level biology and chem jokes to one another that a random guy would just look at you like... fkin nerd
I did my flight training at SWO and the tower was manned by a bunch of hooligans not too unlike this guy. In retaliation I would always request progressive taxi instructions. If that aint funny you need to look up SWO.
"sir we are going to ask you to remain grounded until you confirm cookies on board" " here let me just taxi back to the gate to pick up some cookies none of the passengers will mind" "yeah go ahead chief there's an F18 there go ahead and dodge and weave around it to get to the gate" "yeah can we get those swerve sound effects"
I have absolutely NO idea why RUclips recommended this video to me, as I have never seen a flight simulator video on RUclips before. That being said, I don't regret this one bit. This is hilarious. You've definitely gained a subscriber.
I love how he speaks professionally with the proper tone and terminology (even with some slight alterations) and stays calm even when losing his shit. He truly is a future ATC controller!
"And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower. We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati. " HAHAHAHA
"Well all these planes are taking off the wrong way without checking in with the tower first, don't much appreciate that" "Boeing 6104 checking in, we've received cookie shipment" Finally a god damn professional around here
I am happy for everyone who got recommended this video. Trust me, you will LOVE afp95 for his content! Was here before RUclips gone all batshit with the algorithms.
It's true on box of cookies for a Express plane 2 for an Airbus 319 or 320 plane 3 boxes for a 737 plane 4 for 757 plane 5 for 767 planes also fun fact the Denver Broncos fly in a United airlines plane it's a 767 plane and then 787 gets 6 boxes
@@nerd_nato564 nah, I'm from Florida and I haven't seen a hot air balloon in forever. The Florida Man equivalent in these servers are the guys in sea planes landing at airports. Yeah, we know there are rules, we just don't give a damn.
I could not stop laughing the entire time, hearing you try to remain professional as all this crazy unrealistic stuff happens around you is hilarious. I didn’t not ever expect I could laugh so much at a flight sim. Great video!
This randomly popped up in my recommendations.. Had to watch the whole thing because I simply loved the contrast between the heavily role playing guys vs. the immersion breaking stupidity of the others. This is what RUclips was made for. Pure gold right here !
This is good because the Tower guy is trying to maintain professionalism throughout everything but he has a hint of humor that doesn't allow him to overreact to the trolling that happens..It adds more to everything than what the simple trolls are doing..
@@daddyjojo9258 Bullshit doesn't mean "OMG I dont like this" you could replace the word Bullshit in Titans comment with "Shenaginains" and it'd likely still have his original intent. Waifu looks like an idiot trying to be upset for no reason.
"I see your pushing back with reverse thrust that has been *out of protocol since 1978* sir why are you doing this?" HILARIOUS My friend said this video was a fun watch, he was right!
"why are there 9 people here and 28 in the server?" *sounds of people leaving the call* "I believe that answers my question" I bet those people were trying to listen to the silly atc lol
I never have had played this game, but I really appreciate the realism and effort that the person in the control tower is putting on. Also kudos for that voice, terrific air controller, I do hope one day I could play such game and this guy beign there in the TC.
"Eight Delta Bravo, clearance approved. Though please be advised that we are experiencing some local spatial anomalies, so you may want to delay ten. Papa Golf three-one-four, cookies confirmed, we have you; please hold five. A tow will be with you shortly and the wizards should have the sequences aligned by then. Anyone in freq and holding is free to join me in a short prayer to the Omnissiah."
"747, this is Tower. Your current altitude & angular momentum is likely to interfere with ATC radio operation and transmission in violation of multiple FAA & FCC guidelines. *Where did your life go so wrong?"*
I'm a former army air traffic controller. My tower experience was quite limited as I was primarily GCA and had an ARAC rating as well, but this was absolutely hilarious.
Imagine you're looking out the windows of a plane and all of a sudden get thrown and flung around the plane because the pilot wanted to do a little air show.
Pilot: 'What type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?" ATC: "Biscoff" First time down the Ariforeceproud95 RUclips rabbit-hole. You've earned a subscriber.
hey I'm 16 & im on a process of preparing myself becoming a pilot so i won't be confused what to do right after i graduated school. first you have to choose your university/college that has aeronautical engineering/aerospace engineering course ( you should plan early where to go so u don't get confused & in a hurry at the future). then, you study for 2-4 years at the college/uni you have chosen, it depends on your country for how long the process will take but not more than 6 yrs def usually it would take 4. after you finished college/uni you will acquire the aeronautical engineering bachelor's degree( it's a requirement to work for airlines) and they will test your capabilities as a pilot in a specific field. maximum 4 months. and you're finally ready to go! captain!!
Rift Music This is the reason that Western society is in decline. Grown men playing bullshit games while the rest of the world is hungry and ambitious to supplant us.
@@iVenge Like you do anything for the god damn world. If this is fun for a guy why have to be a dick hole and try to ruin it for them by pulling the "Grown men" card. If someone is an adult dosent mean they cant enjoy life.
@@iVenge its his downtime, piss off. by your logic, you should be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no excuses or breaks. whats your excuse for not doing that, hypocrite?
Many people don't know that you can buy those biscoff cookies in bulk at most stores. My brother got a package, snuck them in, and was feeding them to me when we were bored during the Easter service at a cathedral
Bruh star x marco is dope,but lemme tell u Marco x kelly or marco x tom is just the best pairing ever. Aside from shipping,svtfoe is a decent show,and glad ppl liked it,s3 went out strong and rather catchy and amazing outro Im just talking to whatever come to my mind,so dont mind me
People pretending to be pilots and air traffic controllers on an online Flight Sim is the cutest thing in the world. They're not even shooting or competing with each other, they just want to say their callsigns and jargon and take-off and land and act like they work at an airport.
The realistic realism
The autistic realism.
The thec them
The real is dick's out.
Thehotairballoon realisticdoing realism4000knots
The airrealisticproud54 airrealismproud87
The combination of serious professionalism and childish absurdity makes this video genuinely hilarious.
It's like signing a contract while clowns dance around you.
There is no professionalism here, he made many mistakes
The 747 sounds like McLovin and I’m dying 🤣
I wouldn't go that far..
@@teww lmao 🤣 😆 😂
Airforce when a pilot: this is a serious game for serious people
Airforce when atc: just maybe play chicken with him or something
To be honest having heared Real ATC footage, it is near perfectly accurate how he ATC's except for the murder planes ofcourse xD
“We’re going to have to ask you to remain grounded until we can confirm there are cookies onboard”
This man has his priorities straight
@Hu Tao indeed
Yes indeed
I still track this video down every now and again after a vague quoting of that line.
Cookies are ALWAYS priority one!
@@rewindproductions7261 thats why im here now lmao
ATC: "Confirm cookies are loaded?"
Pilot: "Confirm"
ATC: "Great, you are now free to taxi."
Pilot: "Negative."
ATC: "Pardon? You decline to taxi despite cookies on board?"
Pilot: "Confirm. None of the cookies are Girl Scout 'Samoas' or 'Thin Mints."
ATC: "Confirmed. Legitimate claim. Please return to cargo so we can correct this crime against humanity."
The switch between professionalism and silliness and both at the same time is just to damn funny and awesome!
Dark Light i got you five by five deep voice btw daddy
Sometimes they are the same
Did the cookie guy even take off?
@@Lilith218 2 years later, he is still waiting for clearance.
Do you have any C O O K I E S
Showed this to my co worker who was an ATC in the Navy, he immediately said "That planes going the wrong way" and proceeded to react with pure horror and disbelief at all the regulation violations. Hilarious.
That funny make him play the simulation haha..
hate to break it to him but FSX steam isn't known for it's realism
I want to see that
That sounds like content man. Might do well to upload his reaction to these, I'd watch that!
yeah pretty sure flying a 747 into the tower is a violation of regulations...
as a pilot i can confirm this is EXACTLY how we use the sim
Lol pilots go brrrrrrrrrrrt my 777X
Wtf why do the cookies matter lol
@@firegod867 What do you mean? Are you actually insinuating that cookies don't matter?
Hey are you a pilot? Lol
You fly paper planes bum
"AND STANBYE ONE, I'M GETTNIG STRUCK BY A 747 AT HIGH SPEED!"
"Welcome to Steam Edition."
Man said it like it was a daily thing 💀
Seems like a Monday or Friday thing.
@@SoulCharizardAnother day in the office.
I get the feeling this is actually secretly happening at real airports around the world 24/7.
Not 24/7 sometimes they do joke around
@@ahmedbalucci lmao no they dont
@@SHIV-uw2zj I meant joke around not flying inverted in a 747 or nosediving with a hot air balloon
oh k
I hope not 😂
Government: work from home
Airplane pilots:
Lmao
Yo lmaooo💀😂
🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀
Yeah gotta get the cookies
Lol the idea that an ATC would switch direction of the runway just because too many people are taking off in the wrong direction is just infinitely hilarious.
"Standby, I'm getting struck by a 747 at high speed."
"Welcome to Steam Edition."
ok
The last video I watched, I saw an inverted 747 going 99999x the speed of light
911 simulator
The tower guy sounds like he does this 4 real but he does this bc he can't talk like this @ his real tower job
he is just a guy with a pilot certificate, I think he said once he's working on making it a career.
@@jonnie2bad well this simulator is an approved sim for all world wide certs
He is a real pilot.
Lol I think you're right. A little emotional outlet
"Its okay we can buy a new tower" why does he have to sounds middle eastern??? Oh the appropriations!
I love how boeing 6104 is trying so hard to follow the rules and instructions while everyone else is just commit absolute chaos across the airport 😂
"why is there 9 people in here and uh, 28 people in the server?"
*the sound of multiple ppl leaving the server* 😂
That be my ask..
"That might answer my question..."
I don't get it?
@@VegPoopwatch the whole video
@@aarnav_s69 I did, loser.
"Are there any cookies onboard?"
"Eh, yes?"
"Are there really?"
"..... I can neither confirm nor deny"
“I’ll identify him as a rogue aircraft”
“We’ll sick some F-18’s on him”
The F-18s come out on the runway and take off without clearance.
I laughed at that.
It's just the casualness in his voice, "okay, we will put some F-18s to murder him"
XD
Tfw you're the 999th like
- The only pilot chiming in getting rejected departure due to missing cookies.
- All other pilots just leaving without chiming in.
Whoever the guy in the tower is, you are brilliant dude.
Having been a real pilot... yeah, he knows what he's doing. ^_^
Great to have a job you love
He sounds a little bit like Kennedy Steve.
agreed
He even knows the right cookies.
The balance between professional jargon and just plain silliness is good in a purely novel and uncanny way. It reminds me of old 'silly stupid' movies like naked gun where the acting is of a "serious action thriller" caliber but the situations and dialogue are pure nonsense.
Ironically enough, the movie Airplane pretty much started it all.
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Yahaha
U missed the opportunity to make a plane joke and u missed it
Im sure this happens between people in any field. Ik we make high level biology and chem jokes to one another that a random guy would just look at you like... fkin nerd
one of the strangest recommendations I've ever gotten....but what can I say...youtube was right about this video lol
Yeah wtf how this is on my recommended
LOL me too! Never watched flight sim vids before... but YT recommended and I lol'd :)
Same
Same 😂
Fr doe
7:02 “tower it seems we have a mid-air exorcism taking place”
lol
lol
😂😂😂😂
*Tower collapses*
"ITS OKAY, WE CAN BUY A NEW ONE" 👌
Lit idea
(lol) doesn't work like that
Lmfao bruh 😂
Young man why did you make me laugh so much lmao
"eh, I dont think that's how it works"
"Welcome to Steam edition"
As an ex-ATC I was both horrified and highly amused.
Imagine being in that situation irl
I did my flight training at SWO and the tower was manned by a bunch of hooligans not too unlike this guy. In retaliation I would always request progressive taxi instructions. If that aint funny you need to look up SWO.
(SWO Stillwater) I was born and raised in Tahlequah.
🧢🧢🧢
@@bongjovi4928 hows life in the closet?
“If you could just slow down, and increase your airspeed.”
-airforceproud95
Seems legit
*Almondmilk85
The AntKnight BLOG IT
sounds like something that a liberal would say
"90° bangle"
-also airforceproud95 god damnit...
I love this calm voice in sheer terror moments.
“Um yah we have a rouge plane over there” as a 747 comes at him full speed🤣🤣🤣
"Do you have cookies onboard?"
"Yes?"
"Are there really?"
*"I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY"*
"sir we are going to ask you to remain grounded until you confirm cookies on board"
" here let me just taxi back to the gate to pick up some cookies none of the passengers will mind"
"yeah go ahead chief there's an F18 there go ahead and dodge and weave around it to get to the gate"
"yeah can we get those swerve sound effects"
That was hilarious
Overspray Collector nor is in there? You should've read it.
You can't deny that "Biscoff" was the obvy answer though!
@@amateurprogrammer25 LMFAO!
I can just imagine the 747 stopping, then turning with the glowing red eyes meme that get larger and larger as it gets closer at 6:44
NANI
@@imirazuke3516 "Omae wa mou shinderiu."
@@deferguard7748 TRRRIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM
747: hey wanna make a Dreamliner with me? Giggity
Screen starts flashing like slenderman getting you
"Are there any cookies on board?"
" I can neither confirm or deny that sir."
"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."
My kind of people, you don’t go anywhere without cookies
"Biscotti"
@@JokerCommisions the casual way he said that had me cracking up
Where's my milk???
lmao
I have no idea why RUclips suggested this video to me, but I love it.
Gabriel Oliveira yea exactly same thing for me
Saaame
666 Like Bro, Illuminati Confirm
I was suggested this video on my work computer and my home computer. Some algorithm is broken.
Same, never watched anything remotely like this before. Perhaps it got tagged as "Sarcastic" and "Commedy" or some shit.
I love how serious it is in a such a clusterfuck of a lobby
“Let’s keep it realistic in here”
“Are there any cookies on board”
Edit (eat my like thirsty comment) upvote this to karma heaven
hahaha
Goose Gods *747 hovering and pivots on a fixed position flies through tower and flips* Happens all the time
Yeah soo realistic
Goose Gods SKKKRRRTTTTTT
AWACS Longcaster in a nutshell
*plane goes through tower*
“It’s okay! We can buy new tower.”
“I don’t think that’s how it works”😂😂😂😂
A casual "Send F-18s after him."
*Slurps his coffee* "I love this job".
Lol "skrrrrr"
I believe the Urban Dictionary translation is: "Lets just fucking kill him"
1000th like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) o
I just got re-recommended this video after searching for it for 4 years, the 747 stopping mid-air and defying the laws of physics still gets me
I have absolutely NO idea why RUclips recommended this video to me, as I have never seen a flight simulator video on RUclips before.
That being said, I don't regret this one bit. This is hilarious. You've definitely gained a subscriber.
Just one of those RUclips recommendations everybody gets in their feed for some reason. Been getting a lot of those lately.
sooo true but i play flight simulators so thats why i clicked but no regrets here
To warn us that there are people that are this stupid...that do these dumb things, so we will not put them to power during elections.
Copy that
Sooo truuuu i fucking loved this sooo funny, never even searched ‘plane’ on yt b4
I love how he speaks professionally with the proper tone and terminology (even with some slight alterations) and stays calm even when losing his shit. He truly is a future ATC controller!
As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, he is an actual pilot
“May I ask what type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?”
“Biscoff”
...
“Copy that”
I was about to comment that that one word reply, "Biscoff", made me laugh out loud heartily.
I died at that moment
@@lestat305 Just how quickly he replied, such a particular reference, with that decisiveness; pure comedic genius.
Btw it's around the 4:00 mark
Qtino bro I love biscoff aren’t they only in delta though
this could definately be a tv series 😂😂 switches between professionalism and absurdity at the drop of a hat … love it
5:54 "Why is there 9 people here and 28 people are in the server?"
*Three people leave.*
"That might answer my question."
WolfieYT-Rolex I actually think 3 people entered because of the Discord Join sound effect.
thats an entering sound i was like wtf is he talking ab
I don't get why it's funny :c Someone explain
its like grand theft auto, except with planes. 😂
Well...
"And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower. We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati. " HAHAHAHA
best part.
Killed myself laughing at that
quality
its ok we can buy a new one
hahahaha
I never knew a video like this could be fun to watch.
I know this shit was so funny though
I got tears in my eyes when he said, and it looks like the airplane has gone ROGUE.
Why do I like this? What have you done to me?!
1:38 to 1:51 i laughed so hard
You see, there's something special about dumb stuff happening in simulators
"Well all these planes are taking off the wrong way without checking in with the tower first, don't much appreciate that"
"Boeing 6104 checking in, we've received cookie shipment"
Finally a god damn professional around here
"Actually, he just Tokyo Drifted into a hangar - he was not given approval for that"
Lmao
i absolutely lost it at that part. tears in my eyes still laughing
"IFR or VFR?"
"VFR, sir."
*V O D K A T I M E*
pepep44 d Tripoloski??? Motheland ????
VODKA FOR RUSSIA
@@ThatTacticalLlama the cheapest, roughest, grainiest, vodka you can find on the shelf.
"That has been OUT of protocol since 1978, sir, why are you doing this?"
Thanks RUclips for the recommendation, I needed the laughs.
And he sounded so chill all the while inquiring, what the fuck was he up to.
Possibly my favorite line this entire video.
Yeah this is hilarious. A rogue plane??? Lol
I am happy for everyone who got recommended this video. Trust me, you will LOVE afp95 for his content! Was here before RUclips gone all batshit with the algorithms.
Finally, some good recommendations from RUclips.
"And UH, DON'T BANK at a 90 degree angle like you did right there, thank you."
I'm dying.
5:46 “possibly gonna strike the tower...”
“It’s ok, we can buy new tower”
Mountaindew w
"I don't think that's how it works..."
He said A SECOND TIME......
I think everybody can piece together the puzzle
That’s why my flights are always delayed.... cookie shortage.
The cost of fuel taxiing back and forth to cater everyones snack preference is unbelievable.
@GoodISnipr Throw out life reservers and oxygen masks to have enough space. 😂
@GoodISnipr Couldn't agree more pal. 😂
It's true on box of cookies for a Express plane 2 for an Airbus 319 or 320 plane 3 boxes for a 737 plane 4 for 757 plane 5 for 767 planes also fun fact the Denver Broncos fly in a United airlines plane it's a 767 plane and then 787 gets 6 boxes
The scotch and booze may have also had a hand in it.
“We’re gonna sick some F-18 on him”
A few minutes later ... "hey uh Madmax in the F-18, how copy?
You get thumbs up on that flawless "Biscoff" response alone. Perfect execution.
I feel like 747 pilots on this channel are equivalent to the Florida Mans
LMAOOO
Lololol
Nope, the Florida Man equivalent is the hot air balloon.
@@nerd_nato564 that makes more sense
@@nerd_nato564 nah, I'm from Florida and I haven't seen a hot air balloon in forever. The Florida Man equivalent in these servers are the guys in sea planes landing at airports. Yeah, we know there are rules, we just don't give a damn.
Now this is one the rare things that I seen happen on RUclips...
They finally gave me a good recommendation
You probably weren't exposing yourself to these types of things. No worries, normies come and go but I hope you stick around.
@@Niffie , skereeee
I could not stop laughing the entire time, hearing you try to remain professional as all this crazy unrealistic stuff happens around you is hilarious. I didn’t not ever expect I could laugh so much at a flight sim. Great video!
I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
This randomly popped up in my recommendations.. Had to watch the whole thing because I simply loved the contrast between the heavily role playing guys vs. the immersion breaking stupidity of the others. This is what RUclips was made for. Pure gold right here !
1:47 sir I’m gonna ask you to remain grounded til we confirm cookies onboard your aircraft
You can't NOT just have no cookies you got to have cookies
Yep
What made it real was the Biscoff......I felt like I was there!!
Biscoff are biscuits, not cookies. We have been lied to.
@@Dragoon-VI NOOO MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!
This is good because the Tower guy is trying to maintain professionalism throughout everything but he has a hint of humor that doesn't allow him to overreact to the trolling that happens..It adds more to everything than what the simple trolls are doing..
He looses it with the cookies bullshit to be honest.
@@kawaii33366 u ok chief?
@@2e826 he's right is what he is
@@daddyjojo9258 Bullshit doesn't mean "OMG I dont like this" you could replace the word Bullshit in Titans comment with "Shenaginains" and it'd likely still have his original intent. Waifu looks like an idiot trying to be upset for no reason.
"I see your pushing back with reverse thrust that has been *out of protocol since 1978* sir why are you doing this?"
HILARIOUS
My friend said this video was a fun watch, he was right!
"Actually he just *Tokyo drifted and collided into a hanger* ." XD gg mate
Because I can't get out and push the damned thing. Too heavy! :P
@@admiral54barns56 lol
"why are there 9 people here and 28 in the server?"
*sounds of people leaving the call*
"I believe that answers my question"
I bet those people were trying to listen to the silly atc lol
Lmao make a sound effect
Skrrrrrrrt!
Lol
Brooo protoooo❤☹
U got this vid to proto
ProtoMario my favorite part plus the cookie problem🍪
BUT PROTO!!!
This man plays one of the best straight guys in comedy I think I've ever heard
Why did u have to put straight in there?
Less Breakfast because they’re ignorant
Please tell me you are joking and that you do realise he didn’t mean ‘straight’ in a sexuality context?
Lilika you’re both idiots 😂 straight as in “without breaking character”
I personally think he's kinda bi, but that's alright. He's still funny.
I never have had played this game, but I really appreciate the realism and effort that the person in the control tower is putting on. Also kudos for that voice, terrific air controller, I do hope one day I could play such game and this guy beign there in the TC.
Give this man a job as a traffic controller immediately
So realistic stops him taking off because he dosnt have cookies wow
"Eight Delta Bravo, clearance approved. Though please be advised that we are experiencing some local spatial anomalies, so you may want to delay ten. Papa Golf three-one-four, cookies confirmed, we have you; please hold five. A tow will be with you shortly and the wizards should have the sequences aligned by then. Anyone in freq and holding is free to join me in a short prayer to the Omnissiah."
@@Sakhmeov i never said that it was completly fake i said that it isn't exactly like real life
you need 22gb ram and a Hamster in a wheel to play this 3000€ + pc so just high tier people can
That plane when it was flipping I laughed so hard. And “it’s ok! We can just buy a new tower.” Damn this is funny
"I'm being struck by a 747 at high speed, standby." Rofllll
Luis Cardenas
That must be ‘the steam edition’
I don’t think it works that way
"747, this is Tower. Your current altitude & angular momentum is likely to interfere with ATC radio operation and transmission in violation of multiple FAA & FCC guidelines. *Where did your life go so wrong?"*
Luis Cardenas “Welcome to Steam Edition.”
5:16
I'm a former army air traffic controller. My tower experience was quite limited as I was primarily GCA and had an ARAC rating as well, but this was absolutely hilarious.
BIG WORDS
What does GCA and ARAC means? I never took a plane lol
@@DarkLeviathan8 google IT
Trying to impress us with your big words?
/r/NobodyAsked
747: *Has a seizure*
Tower operator: *Casually moves on*
lmao
Imagine you're looking out the windows of a plane and all of a sudden get thrown and flung around the plane because the pilot wanted to do a little air show.
AND love that he's serious in the goofing off lobbies, and goofing off in the SIM lobbies
Lol that’s great
He is Chaotic Neutral lol
Thank you algorithm..... Very cool
On another note, "Algorithm" by Muse released last week is incredible.
I'm not gonna like your comment because it is AT 747!
@@gregoriysharapov1936 A bitter sweet favour. Good job my dude
*"We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati"*
Killed me LMAO
Goliath Projects Oumuamua ok" just tell me where you live. Oh and how do you want to be killed.
666 likes
That 2nd F-18 just cost the AF a million dollars in damage during that take off
And a 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is launching itself right at the tower!
That had me dead 🤣
same xD
Favorite part! XD
*"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."* 💀💀💀💀
Because peanuts and pretzels wont cut it anymore..LMAO!!
I'm dead. :X
@@Csmooth69 Bihhh like you want caviar on side of your cookies
"No sir. I would like Bumblebee Tuna with the ritz crackers..square please.
"Okay did you just break check yourself pretty severely?"
"....Affirm." 😬
😂😂😂
Pilot: 'What type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?"
ATC: "Biscoff"
First time down the Ariforeceproud95 RUclips rabbit-hole. You've earned a subscriber.
Did you just brake check yourself pretty severely on that taxiway? Affirm.
That's when I knew this video was going to be gold.
Okay, they seem to be role playing it pretty straight... and then... SSSKKKKKKRRRTTT! I was weak from then on.
@steppenwolf I have concluded that you are not fun at parties
@@lawang002 haha😂
As a pilot, I can say this is an accurate representation
Hey I want to be a pilot too
How to become a pilot?
@@ayushmaan7597 study?
Pass pilot s test for a load of money
hey I'm 16 & im on a process of preparing myself becoming a pilot so i won't be confused what to do right after i graduated school. first you have to choose your university/college that has aeronautical engineering/aerospace engineering course ( you should plan early where to go so u don't get confused & in a hurry at the future). then, you study for 2-4 years at the college/uni you have chosen, it depends on your country for how long the process will take but not more than 6 yrs def usually it would take 4. after you finished college/uni you will acquire the aeronautical engineering bachelor's degree( it's a requirement to work for airlines) and they will test your capabilities as a pilot in a specific field. maximum 4 months. and you're finally ready to go! captain!!
The tail strike was hilarious. He started off good then said fuck this and pulled all the way back 😂
Idk why this was recommended to me, but I am not disappointed
Same though
You're not alone.
same
Same for me
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4:03 the way he said “biscoff” slayed me 🤣
He doesn't even hesitate, lol
😂😂😂
He said 🅱️isc⭕ff
how else do you say it
Not funny
as someone who is going through ATC tech school for the air force, this video makes me happy.
“Permission to taxi for cookies” 😂😂😂
In Pensacola?
@@directorbeau I think its at keesler, which is in Biloxi (Gulfport)
@@alexpfilbert oh gotcha. ATC school for the Navy is in Pensacola.
Alex Filbert that’s awesome! I’m from Long Beach, live in Biloxi. Currently a truck driver, I miss home 😭
@@DeathxEnabled you don't drive for JB hunt do you?
The Snack Selection bit is still the funniest troll of all time.
You win this time recommendations
Currently an Avionics major and just finished my ATC Nav course recently, this video is 100% more entertaining when I understand a lot of it lol
I understand it well myself since I play _Flight Simulator_ often.
@@T0rturephil3 Lol I guess that's one way to learn about this stuff xD
It seems RUclips recommendations have brought us all together
Not really, a lot of us are already subscribed to this
me too dude lol
TuhanRock most people here actually watch his video
TuhanRock 420th like
Greetings
"Is there cookies on board?" *intense silence* "yes???" Atc:"taxi back to the gate and load cookies"
"can you make a sound effect as you swerve that aircraft" "Skkkkarrrr!" Omg I'm laughing so hard I scared my poor dog!
This is the nerdiest shit ive seen but it looks damn fun for some reason haha
It's 11.38 pm I have work tomorrow, it went from a cam for my truck to this haba
Rift Music This is the reason that Western society is in decline. Grown men playing bullshit games while the rest of the world is hungry and ambitious to supplant us.
@@iVenge Like you do anything for the god damn world. If this is fun for a guy why have to be a dick hole and try to ruin it for them by pulling the "Grown men" card. If someone is an adult dosent mean they cant enjoy life.
iVenge and what should “grown men” be doing instead? Working 24 hours a day? People can do whatever the fuck they want in their spare time dude
@@iVenge its his downtime, piss off. by your logic, you should be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no excuses or breaks. whats your excuse for not doing that, hypocrite?
I love how he just has his normal voice and never laughs when something funny happenes
He casually said that the plane had Tokyo Drifted into a hangar in a matter-of-fact tone, while at the same time I was losing my shit.
This is gold, feel like I'm watching a classic SitCom.
You're clear to cut across all active runways and onto the grass... in fact, I CHALLENGE you to it.
Yeah that was hilarious 😂
2:22
"YOU HAVE A DEEP VOICE DADDY"
What the hell was going on in this video😂😂😂😂
EXACTLYY 😭😭
7:02 I broke a lung from laughing so hard.
Slew Mode.ExE has stopped working
You "broke" a lung 🤣🤣nice
Lmao idk why i find I so hilarious
Some geddan shit right there.
@@rydoggo sweet cartridge-tipping jesus
Many people don't know that you can buy those biscoff cookies in bulk at most stores.
My brother got a package, snuck them in, and was feeding them to me when we were bored during the Easter service at a cathedral
He was given permission to cut across all active runways
He said “SKRRRRRRRR”
I’m dead
Edit: dang 680 likes thx!
I lost my shit then too lmfaooo
Bruh I commented the almost exact same thing lol
Ew... People editing their RUclips comments to thank everyone for likes is so cringey.
Jarod Smith ikr!!
“Also can you please make a sound effect when you swerve we will be watching from the tower thanks”
SSKKKKRRRRRRRRR
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC
Bruh star x marco is dope,but lemme tell u
Marco x kelly or marco x tom is just the best pairing ever.
Aside from shipping,svtfoe is a decent show,and glad ppl liked it,s3 went out strong and rather catchy and amazing outro
Im just talking to whatever come to my mind,so dont mind me
i screamed!!! I was in tears!!
Frida Reminisx 👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
People pretending to be pilots and air traffic controllers on an online Flight Sim is the cutest thing in the world. They're not even shooting or competing with each other, they just want to say their callsigns and jargon and take-off and land and act like they work at an airport.