Ok Ive worked as a farmer and for me the best part of this video is seeing the cows tails moving and the excitement in their movements. They legitimately love this. Maybe one day I'll play banjo for my sheep. This makes me so happy
Jahred Harrison just imagine walking down your street, you see a herd of cows marching in straight rows chasing down the people and this dude is just playing his trombone in the back
I remember when i was at the trip to the countryside.I decided to train my vocal cause there was nobody except cows.They came to stare at me and listen to my singing.Adorable animals.❤
J C they don’t care about the song itself but it’s definitely signalling them that it’s that time of the day. Nitpicker.. we still call them whether it’s a voice or a trombone.
I love this video and have been returning to it whenever things get heavy in my life. Last year when my wife was in the hospital...Spring 2021 when my dad passed away...2018 when my cousin passed away...and now his mom, my aunt is in hospice. She practically raised me. Thank you for sharing this awesomeness with the rest of us.
@@lilliane3930 thank you, I appreciate it. My aunt passed a few weeks after I wrote that comment, but it was her time. She had cancer and had suffered enough. I live on the other side of the country so couldn't see her, but thank God I spoke to her one last time on the phone. All the best to you.
@@melekehmedova165 thank you so much for your kind and uplifting comment. I'm in my 50's, it's that age when most of the adults who raised you tend to pass away. For most of my adult life I didn't go to church, but I started going again a couple of years ago and it's really helped. All the best.
@Isle Wild Roamer you are correct, they don't prove nothing, they prove something. That is that flat-earthers understand the idea of a curved horizon and that belief that the earth is flat is wilful stupidity.
They’re coming to get fed 😂 ranchers often use a siren or something loud to call cattle when it’s feeding time. They just know when they hear that sound it’s time to eat
Look up the kid burping really loud to call the cows. It's not the music just the sound. I know the thought of them liking music is nicer though , but just not reality.
6 лет назад+8
They are trained. If he plays the trombone every time he feeds them they hear it and think "food!".
ikr?? like just the slow and ominous way these cows make their way over to this man from beyond the horizon over a span of 4 minutes? the perfect rendition of Lorde’s Royals on trumpet? the glitches towards the end of the video? the mini solo at the end of the video? what the fuck is going on
@@animalvigilant5091 you one of them little crybaby bitches that has a problem with everything??? im gunna go buy $1000 worth of meat and throw it away. All for you bro, this meat died for nothing
@@Bubbles99718 maybe so and if so I'm not against it BUT if these cows are to be killed and eaten doesn't mean you can't shine a lil peace and joy in the situation
PangoPixel it didn't make sense not to live for fun, so their stomach got full while their brain got dumb. So much to do so much to eat so much better than takin the back streets(feilds)
Everything about this video is perfect: 1. No clickbait. 2. Beatiful view and perfect camera angle to watch cows pop out of the horizon. 3. Nice playing. 4. Cows that appear later on are sprinting and saying: 'oh shit we're missing the show'. 5. Cows even started singing along.
Can you imagine doing this on someone else’s farm? Imagine the look on the farmer’s face when he walks into the pasture to find all his cows surrounding some guy jamming on the trombone.
This guy literally played his trombone til the cows came home.
D. S. Parent Sr Is that where that saying comes from?
@@taniele84 I guess the cows came home at night, after eating. So he played the trombone all day, until the cows came home.
D. S. Parent Sr these appear to be steers
Omfg 😂😂😂👌👌👌
LMFAO im dead, underrated comment
This is what concerts in Texas is like.
I live in Houston, can confirm.
Lol I can confirm
Mrthenarutotran33 can confirm
Can confirm
as a Houstonian, i can confirm
This is the exact opposite of click bait
Just wondering why you didn't have a comment
So yeah...
Click repellant? 🤔
@@9f81rsd00 I think he means it doesn't seem exciting based on the thumbnail but it's actually great
@@jacobstratton1140 he said click repellent because it's the opposite of bait... Issa joke
Jacob Stratton r/woooosh fits here but too many trogs are using that meme now so
I cant tell you how hard I laughed when the cows came over the horizon
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have an idea. I was laughing the whole time from then on.
We all did
I'm thinking, what the hell is really happening here,?
Suddenly they surround him asking for MOOR
he literally played until the cows came home
ZING!
LOL. My favorite post!! 😂
. . . is that where the phrase comes from?
Mario Uribe I would assume
ronkytonks hahah!! good one!
Interviewer: where do you see you self in 10 years?
Me:
lol
Hi I was your 1000th like
@@microsoftcraint you've won a free toaster :)
Thanos is trembling in 2019
I bet I can suck better peen then you But they disabled the name in the response, rip good reddit meme
The cows appearing in the distance was so powerful
Feels like the portals scene in endgame
Dwo-Joe you’re not wrong
Dwo-Joe underrated comment
This is fake the earth is flat
yeah i feel like i just watched a scene from avengers endgame
Ok Ive worked as a farmer and for me the best part of this video is seeing the cows tails moving and the excitement in their movements. They legitimately love this. Maybe one day I'll play banjo for my sheep.
This makes me so happy
Also what a great way to gather your herd
When you realize the farmer is RUclips Recommendations and we're all the cows
Jared McLaren damn
Moo
@@YourPoopDealer et tu, chicken tendies?
HAHHAHAHAHAH i’ve been got
WE'RE SHEEEPPP
woah I love cochella
BEN IVAN cowchella*
Cockchella? (Chicken version)
Felix love how you put chicken in the brackets in case someone misunderstood lol
DON'T BE A BEACH there’s two very different types of Cockchella
Felix thanks for the enlightening
All the cows in the back after he finishes playing
“Nooo I’m too late”
HAHA the ones running fast af in the back
1k likes
They were udderly disappointed.
Lol 😂 @@peekafch
We don’t care, we drive cattle-lacs in our dreams
Haha this is underrated 😂❤
Stolen
The moment when they first started to appear in the distance was truly something spectacular
"What's that?"
"Farmer. Mooing about something. Sounds real weird."
"What's he mooing about?"
"I dunno, lets go find out."
I teared up
Flat earthers do not agree
you are high
Right? And they dont stop there they keep getting closer, really i didnt expect that lol , that was cute
It looks like those cows really enjoyed what they *herd*
Play on words, cute! Lol
@@mejustme9021 It's called a pun
@@G5Nvm same shit different pile.
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
that's a knee slapper
Cowachella was lit this year
Xavier Ancarno what does this have to do with the video
koolkagz 11 Do you not get the joke?
Lol!
Shishter Veil Lmao I don't think he does
koolkagz 11 WHOOSH
Farmer Derek, your trombone has that moo moo cow sound!! You speak their language. 🐄🐄🐄
*_He summons his army in preparation for battle_*
Jahred Harrison just imagine walking down your street, you see a herd of cows marching in straight rows chasing down the people and this dude is just playing his trombone in the back
I’m preparation for cattle
It's the battle of cattle
Jahred Harrison TO AREA 51!!
Golden Lioness just stop
The one man who is truly at peace
(Insert statement of agreement).
I CAME HERE FROM TUMBLR WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT WEBSITE DO TO ME
Geena Towns he’s a true legend in his fuckin beach chair
this man is living the life
Geena Towns he is the Bob Ross oF music
When your reccomendations are actually good
Potato Llama? This is amazing actually
Potato Llama? This got recommended to me a few months ago and I still watch it all the time because it just makes me so happy lol
@@SeahorseTrash Same lol
Yeeeee
The way you could slowly start seeing them come over the horizon one by one towards the music had me dying😂😂
Me too 😂 it was literally so cute
I felt bad for the ones that were too late and missed the show 😢
Guy with trombone: “and we’ll never be royals”
Cow: “ROOOOYYALLS”
But of course we humans only hear "MOOOoooo"
They do be havin vocals doe
Hahhhah. Best comment yet ! .
Underrated
@@notsirius yoo he spittin fax doee😳
I like how they aren’t just coming over, they are running over
Chill
D Thizz Oh.
@D Thizz Yikes.
@D Thizz I'm fairly sure your comment is a joke but, what. Why do you even write something like this?
They're charging straight ahead, headed directly to the slaughterhouse.
My trombone brings all the cows to the yard
Tom Miller HAR HAR HAR
Ha
Hahahaha xD 😆 best one
LMAO 😂😂😂😉
Mr. Keen It is a witty transformation of “Milkshake” lirycs from Kelis.
I remember when i was at the trip to the countryside.I decided to train my vocal cause there was nobody except cows.They came to stare at me and listen to my singing.Adorable animals.❤
Finding out that cows love music is exactly what I needed today!
Best behaved audience I've ever seen.
4:11
This looks like the end of a really good country movie.
Particularly a Coen Brothers one.
majik it would have to be a comedy country movie, im dying bro 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Yes Country For Old Men
thats gonna be a movie about him on how he was a great american farmer , a great father, and agreat son....and I would watch it
Majik is that you??
Cowchella was lit.
h a r l o c k nice
h a r l o c k 😂
Or as my father pointed out, Beefstock.
Take your upvote and gtfo
liza koshy who?
This is so wholesome. They even sing with him at points. 😄 What a lovely audience.
I can’t believe I just watched a guy summon 200 cows and enjoyed it.
This is what the internet was created for.
Kuro Lee And cats.
Level 50 Cow Summoner
J C they don’t care about the song itself but it’s definitely signalling them that it’s that time of
the day. Nitpicker.. we still call them whether it’s a voice or a trombone.
Conjuration 100
Cows slowly coming over the horizon
It’s just so much yes
Maya Thompson beautifull if filmed in movie quality
Flat Earthers be triggered
ِ I mean it’s a fucking hill😂 I’m not a flat earther but it’s still a hill
Proof that the earth is round.
I was expecting them to come from the sides lol
I love this video and have been returning to it whenever things get heavy in my life. Last year when my wife was in the hospital...Spring 2021 when my dad passed away...2018 when my cousin passed away...and now his mom, my aunt is in hospice. She practically raised me. Thank you for sharing this awesomeness with the rest of us.
Why your family keeps dying
Hey man, I know this was commented a bit ago but sending love over virtual waves 👋 ❤️
I'm sending you all my love. You're amazing and precious. Please trust GOD and smile. Everything is going to be alright
@@lilliane3930 thank you, I appreciate it. My aunt passed a few weeks after I wrote that comment, but it was her time. She had cancer and had suffered enough. I live on the other side of the country so couldn't see her, but thank God I spoke to her one last time on the phone. All the best to you.
@@melekehmedova165 thank you so much for your kind and uplifting comment. I'm in my 50's, it's that age when most of the adults who raised you tend to pass away. For most of my adult life I didn't go to church, but I started going again a couple of years ago and it's really helped. All the best.
trombone: *plays music*
cows: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
😂
😂
R u the same person with a hunch of different accounts? Or is there just a million of that profile pic. I see you EVERYWHERE
It was so cute when they all just appeared from over the hill
you’re comments are on every single video I watch on this platform 😂
we’re driving cattle-acs in our dreams
Jorel Haggard this is an under appreciated comment 🐮🔥🎺
I WAS DYING TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE SONG.
Gilbert Arevalo it says the song in the title lmao but I had a hard time following the tune as well 😂
@@jane270 Dear god I didn't even see that. I was too busy trying to figure it out through the melody. Lol!!
hellloseattle ur an under appreciated person thank you for the support
me: this is clickbait
*cattle appear on horizon*
me: this is incredible
SydPage Illustrates here yah go...
SydPage Illustrates you should not beg for subribers..
Jessicatzen me
@@SydPageIllustrates I was subbed to you but now I unsubbed.
SydPage Illustrates congrats on 200
This brought back so many memories from Cowchella 2015
Alternate title:
"Playing my trombone till the cows come home"
Alternate comment: something original
Alternate Reply:
TechnoLogical15 a missed opportunity. Damn it lol
I am proud to give you your 666th like, good sir. Well done.
It's jazz
I freaking love how they just majestically appear on the horizon
And then slowly file in, its captivating
Flat Earthers be like 😲
Proof earth is round
MAGIC
@Isle Wild Roamer you are correct, they don't prove nothing, they prove something. That is that flat-earthers understand the idea of a curved horizon and that belief that the earth is flat is wilful stupidity.
I dont know why or how but RUclips has really been killing it with these recommendations lately
saara Pretty much except for the million steamed hams videos RUclips keeps recommending.
Honestly thooo
saara omg same
I KNOW RIGGGHT?! I always have sick ones too lately!
theyre trying to make up for their copyright infringement issue with all the youtubers
My god…this is simply incredible. Look at them…they absolutely love it. Thinking it’s battle cry
"Did you play very long?"
"Played till the cows came home".
lol good one! ^^
🤣🤣
Good one
Hi! Recommending my Christian channel. Hope you like it👍🏼
Oh so that's where that phrase comes from LOL
*Imagine just driving by and seeing a man playing a trombone surrounded by a bunch of cows*
Cursed image worthy
That would be awesome, especially if you were stoned
Cstmollins I would this is was going crazy and starting to hallucinate 🤦♀️😂
I would love that. I want that for my birthday
@@VivaRonnieJamesDio rip my birthday was two days ago and now I want that for it
Every couple months this video comes back and it’s like being awoken from an artificially induced coma
pmeepy This is my first time seeing this video ever but I honestly hope it will come back every couple of months now for me because it’s fucking great
I know. Same here.
It shows really how we could affect nature
There were 666 likes and I am making it Holy again.
This is the first time I've seen it and it's the most mesmerizing thing I've ever seen apart from fractals.
This works My brother and I pulled up to a pasture and rolled the windows down and played this and they all came to the fence!
When he was told to “play until the cows come home,” I don’t think anyone truly knew the power he possessed.
Lol
That’s a good one
Thats where the saying came from, sounding the horn for your herd
Awesome to see it in action.
You're Gary Larson...admit it!
cows coming out like they where in an epic battle in a medieval war movie
true mean haha i thin the same when i saw they coming like dath!
Right!
Cool
were*
I saw this comment coming from a mile away
They're literally running to listen to him play. My heart
They’re coming to get fed 😂 ranchers often use a siren or something loud to call cattle when it’s feeding time. They just know when they hear that sound it’s time to eat
Look up the kid burping really loud to call the cows. It's not the music just the sound. I know the thought of them liking music is nicer though , but just not reality.
They are trained. If he plays the trombone every time he feeds them they hear it and think "food!".
Joe Gibbs pavloves dog
@@maxsanchez2339 oof a conditioned response from an unnatural stimuli, classical conditioning also present in little Albert
This gentleman has many fans
My boi brings all the milkshakes to the yard.
👌👌👌👌👌
He could teach you, but you'd have to learn trombone
All the steaks*
😂😂😂
Thanks for helping me build my computer!
"Today will be a productive day!"
*watchess video of man sitting in a field playing trombone to some cows. Repeatedly*
Repeatedly 😂
Basically me rn
Phil Henderson ruclips.net/video/fRs0OqV4uSc/видео.html
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time!
Yep
3:09
Man : and we’ll never be roooyals
Cows : roooyaals
Eddie Pacer Hahahaha omfggggg you won the award for best comment
Cows: Moooaals
lmfao
Eddie Pacer gold xD 10/10
Eddie Pacer hahahaha!! I couldnt stop laughing
It is satisfying to know you are appreciate by your audience.
Better than RUclips rewind 2018.
You should check out Jonna Jinton's herdingcall videos. Something about serenading cattle whether it be by instrument, or singing amazes me.
Anything is better than RUclips rewind 2018
I'm dead lmao
anything is better than that
Too true
The one time youtube recommendations where meaningful.
were
*were, and your ass smells, Lauren
No man should have all of this power.
I'm the only comment to this comment until some other asshat comments on my comment of a comment of a video
Smig Bmoke hello...
I wish I could do this
They just kept coming over the horizon
I'm so glad they didn't stampede.
This is legitimately the most terrifying video I have seen today. One man should not have this much power
Ain't No Man shall have so much power
The clocks tickin, I just count the hours
Using trombone to serenade cow...s
@@UltraCodex66 stop trippin, I'm trippin off the power
@@jamdealerharmony *21st-Century schizoid man*
the man who brings the food has the admiration of his subjects. when his arrival is announced.
ikr?? like just the slow and ominous way these cows make their way over to this man from beyond the horizon over a span of 4 minutes? the perfect rendition of Lorde’s Royals on trumpet? the glitches towards the end of the video? the mini solo at the end of the video? what the fuck is going on
I love seeing the cows running in the distance towards the crowd of cows like ‘oh shiT IM GONNA MISS THE GOOD PART’
Replying so you can see your likes
We need more heroes like justin
I'm supposed to be getting ready for a job interview
So how'd that interview go?
Brodacious He crashed on his way to it 😢R.I.P.
Literally the same hahaha
@@yoBradyO11 Hmmm still no response........He really must have had a stroke of bad luck on the way to that interview. This may be a Cursed video!
If it makes anyone feel better...I got the job!
that is a beautiful sight, I happen to love cows
If he ever gets attacked on the streets, he can just call his bois like that
Most badass guy, must not mess with him
Antoine Cantin the homies got his back fs
@@buisnesspays4503 You look like the idiot here taking it so seriously. Are you that dim you think he really considers this a viable option? Fuck no.
@Antoine Cantin It's funny because "bois" is actually how do you say oxen in portuguese.
@@buisnesspays4503 r/wooosh
when the cow said "moo" i felt that😩👌
Hahahaha omg
LOL! (laugh out loud) :D
-_-
Please provide a time stamp for evidence
Millie 3:06
He played that trombone til the cows came home
Dude, underrated comment alert
@@adamfriebele3625 AGREED!
Third comment
How is this not top comment?
😆😆good one!!!
“This sheds a tear in my eye, enough to make a grown man cry”
"What's all this mooing about lemme check real quick"
Amateur Vlogs LMAO
Amateur Vlogs lel
Did I hear *Quick* ?
its like holding wheat in your hand in minecraft
gilded it has the same weirdly peaceful but outrageous feel of Minecraft too this video is just Powerful
Except the cows wouldn’t try to fuck each other if you fed them a trombone
@@scottrinck9630 have you ever tried feeding a trombone to a cow?
Gaspard P Yes, they got halfway through it before they started farting out kpop songs an octave too low.
Imagine stumbling upon a guy playing the trombone for like 100 cows in the middle of nowhere
My brothers and I once did it on the side of a road
I would be honored
Wild Wasteland perk activated
Imagine being a guy playing a trombone for 100 cows in the middle of nowherr
Noah Peterson best bday present lmao
Those cattle got rhythm 🎼🎵
I feel bad for the cows that were running in after he’d finished
They late to the party
He’ll get them next time
Kara Gossman 😔same
That would be me lol...
I like how the cows are respective and keep their distance, not nose in face
Andrew McCormick to bad the farmers don’t show them respect
@@buster8913 I don't think he meant this farmer. Just farmers in general
@Főfasírozó 😂😂fr
@@animalvigilant5091 you one of them little crybaby bitches that has a problem with everything???
im gunna go buy $1000 worth of meat and throw it away. All for you bro, this meat died for nothing
@@wiggy2201 umm ants will eat and other bugs lol like maggots
When a title and thumbnail isn’t clickbait
Just wanted to give you a comment
My favorite part of this video is the end, with the herd joining in at the end.
“Why hast thou summoned us, oh great Sound Lord?”
GanjaLa Fever lol sound Lorde
😂😂😂
GanjaLa Fever 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t know why this was recommended but I’m not questioning it. This is my dream life.
ghostie7790 i feel the same way lol
As a cow?
True that!!
Same
Feel the same it looks so peaceful
This...this made everything ok.
SwitchUp This comment deserves more likes.
@@rileye5347 haha. Thanks!
:)
I feel this.
@thats f'ed up made a damn good burger
This was so beautiful to watch. Cows enjoy a good performance.
*Cows be like* :
"this bloke making weird noises again"
I like how you included *"AGAIN"* as if he does this every damn day.
mac34677 yeah. He pretty much does.
@@xxponyo7332 im pretty sure he does that everyday lmao
Who wouldnt do that every day ? O.o
*UK niggas be like* :
“bloke”
the one man on earth that is truly at peace
he is probably a happy man.
makes you think what you should try and do with it
Behind the camera is the gate to the slaughterhouse. Life is yin and yang
@@Bubbles99718 maybe so and if so I'm not against it BUT if these cows are to be killed and eaten doesn't mean you can't shine a lil peace and joy in the situation
@@johnbracewell3700 I know, I did love it. Just throwing in extra layers. Life is complex
@@Bubbles99718 it really is lol
THE END WHERE THEY MOO IN SYNC WITH HIS TROMBONE
Never would have thought cows could grasp the concept of a call and response.
Shit is too creepy!
Wow spoilers
Master P - Make em say UGhhhhhh
nawmean UH 😂
It looks like a perfect life goal
OH LAWD THEY COMIN
Your pfp makes this comment even more amazing
Lorde*
I'm glad someone else appreciated that a cowboy trombone player is playing Lorde.
octohobbit 😂😂
THEYRE ALL CUMMING AHHHHHH
and the cows start coming and they don't stop coming
PangoPixel yes.
fignutin It's a lyric from All Star by Smash Mouth lol
And anyway these are cows, as in not male XD
Head to the feild as they hit the ground running
aline greeley PPFFFFBTT yes
PangoPixel it didn't make sense not to live for fun, so their stomach got full while their brain got dumb.
So much to do so much to eat so much better than takin the back streets(feilds)
Why is this in my recommended and why can’t I stop watching
The Mad Hatter same thing happened to me lol. Thanks RUclips algorithms.
righttt😂😂😂😂
RUclips looking out for you with this quality content
One word: Memes.
Same.
They're the best audience. I love how the cows were still coming around from the other side, like they were in a hurry so as not to miss the show.
This is the kind of thing no one searches up, but can’t help clicking on when it pops up in their recommended
r u sure no one searches
Dead ass
Kie_. Did you search this up?
I searched this
yep
is that crowd booing you?
no no, they are just mooing me.
I was saying moo-urns
Underrated!
Omg this madems daay
Haha
Moooove, the pubs that way 👇
This man is outstanding in his field.
Haha...sitting, though. I still laughed.
this is the most under-rated comment of all time.
@@brentlarsen4414 don’t you mean utter-rated?
Technically he’s outsitting in his field
That joke was *udderly* ridiculous
9 years; still makes you happy
Everything about this video is perfect:
1. No clickbait.
2. Beatiful view and perfect camera angle to watch cows pop out of the horizon.
3. Nice playing.
4. Cows that appear later on are sprinting and saying: 'oh shit we're missing the show'.
5. Cows even started singing along.
Cows are fantastic audiences
Lol
And no Chinese tik toc crap
@szs voc shhh
cows are so beautiful. every time i see one i regret eating meat (especially beef) and kind of just lose my grip
Dang. He played until the cows came home
😂😂😂
Underrated comment 🤣
6:30 in the morning, and this is what i'm doing with my life. Maybe it's time to reevaluate..
Dang it, man
W
this could be an ending scene in a movie where the protagonist lives a peaceful life instead of doing dangerous things.
John Wick 4: Trombelluem
@@shamusbob7969 lmao good one
Literally infinity war
it is
@@shamusbob7969 loooool
I like how the cows just keep coming.
THIS is the quality content I'm looking for
Only reply
Cow on left at 3:48: eh this is boring Ima leave
Trombone guy: *starts playing*
Cow: oh shi 🐄
Hyperactive Snowflake LMAOOOOOO 😂😐👀
Ha !!
lol I love how instantly the cow stopped when the music was played again
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“We’re driving CATTLElacks in our dreams”
🤣
Excellent
Hahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAH i get it
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
It is absolutely incredible. These cows were literally running towards this man.
After years of training, he now holds the world’s first bovine chorus.
Top comment worthy.
2k like
they’re probably thinking, “that’s the most beautiful mooing i’ve ever heard in my life.”
Can't help wondering what their feelings and thoughts are at such moments
@@nyakwarObat Nothing since they are not sentient.
@@justin9744 that right there is a sign of emotion bruv. You just blindly following the prescribed chat. Stop playing
Well, a trombone is really right inside their preferred octave when communicating with each other. At the very least, an incredible curiosity
@@pepleatherlab3872 Well the trombone in my pant is expanding for Mary round the corner
i love how they appeared from the horizon
Avengers assemble
Exactly!! Cows suddenly started boiling over the horizon!!
Checkmate flat earthers
@@andrecoimbra9448 LMAO
He lives on a very smol planet.
I like to imagine the cows are all "Oh hey it's the guy!"
Can you imagine doing this on someone else’s farm? Imagine the look on the farmer’s face when he walks into the pasture to find all his cows surrounding some guy jamming on the trombone.
That's how you steal cows. be the peied piper
My dad went into some farmer's field when he was drunk and started preaching to the cows and they all gathered around him to listen. Cows are angels.
I'm just giving them a bit of a treat.
Angelica Pickles they're the sweetest creatures haha
Travis Kelso but we eat them.