True Facts: Mudskippers

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +6434

    “It’s like he’s smoking a little cigar. Yeah, seeee?!”
    Please, never change ZeFrank. Funny and strange, that’s what a ZeFrank do.

    • @spectacularsceptile3879
      @spectacularsceptile3879 5 лет назад +25

      William Glass that’s how the*

    • @savage2life2011
      @savage2life2011 5 лет назад +8

      that was the best part lol

    • @ChemSteve
      @ChemSteve 5 лет назад +26

      @@savage2life2011 Yes, the moment of "Yeah, see?" brought me intense joy. And much laughing.

    • @Eibmozluver
      @Eibmozluver 5 лет назад +17

      I'm at the Dr waiting with my earbuds in and laughed out loud...... Very loud.

    • @savage2life2011
      @savage2life2011 5 лет назад +9

      @@ChemSteve honestly , it made my day :)

  • @branak
    @branak 4 года назад +4509

    Never heard anyone say "gravity can be a bit of a bitch" so elegantly.

    • @dylan_games50
      @dylan_games50 4 года назад +11

      branak belledar i know right

    • @maegramowski2023
      @maegramowski2023 4 года назад +49

      I texted that to my friends along with the line before it.
      "If you're basic body plan is designed to do the floaty floaty in the water"

    • @joselopes330
      @joselopes330 4 года назад +3

      Quick question, I'm not fluent in English, is 'heared' right?

    • @maegramowski2023
      @maegramowski2023 4 года назад +15

      @@joselopes330 the past tense of 'hear' is 'heard'

    • @a-lonley-box3657
      @a-lonley-box3657 4 года назад +6

      Or 'like testicle in a cold pool'

  • @ezhope1
    @ezhope1 4 года назад +2065

    Mudskippers look like a frogs that never finished its metamorphosis.

  • @ferrbarrios95
    @ferrbarrios95 4 года назад +2232

    "like testicles on a freezing pool, it's eyeballs can retract..."
    Gold I say

    • @humanbeing1429
      @humanbeing1429 4 года назад +39

      Awwwww shucks I Thought I was the only one with the weird ability to shrink, retract and move around my balls inside the scrotum sack.
      It's kinda low key entertaining when you have enough time on your hands to watch your own balls move like that.

    • @charlesleflamand
      @charlesleflamand 4 года назад +8

      pure poetry

    • @karoshi2
      @karoshi2 4 года назад +14

      Good he explained it that way, wouldn't have been able to imagine otherwise.

    • @ethanahmu6149
      @ethanahmu6149 4 года назад +12

      Dang you're cute af.

    • @brothdian
      @brothdian 4 года назад +5

      @@ethanahmu6149 GAY

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 5 лет назад +1715

    “That is how the mudskipper DO.” His emphasis almost says, “There, ya happy? I finally used that line again!”

    • @hollanderson
      @hollanderson 5 лет назад +66

      @@HelenGPitts Go away

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 5 лет назад +11

      LOL.
      yeah he DID NOT sound as into it as usual

    • @dumarae
      @dumarae 5 лет назад +4

      yes, thanks. very much like how they DO.

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 5 лет назад +28

      @@hollanderson that is how spammers do.

    • @hollanderson
      @hollanderson 5 лет назад +1

      @@sometimessnarky1642 Why does it do be like that doe?

  • @A1egz
    @A1egz 5 лет назад +5166

    “imagine what you could do if you had sticky nipples”
    Every single line in this video is hilarious and I love it.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 5 лет назад +40

      Now that's a pickup line to use at the beach.

    • @tyraster8603
      @tyraster8603 5 лет назад +37

      That is how the zefrank do.

    • @A1egz
      @A1egz 5 лет назад +2

      Brad AmeerBeg Nah I just guessed my comment

    • @metalmamasue3680
      @metalmamasue3680 4 года назад +12

      This guy is exactly what the naturalist community needed. Someone who knows their stuff, and can present it in an educational as well as hilarious and funny way. You're more likely to retain what you learn, when you are thoroughly enjoying the learning 😁

    • @RedOnly
      @RedOnly 4 года назад +1

      Become the governor of New York?? 🙃

  • @George-hi4je
    @George-hi4je 4 года назад +1340

    "imagine the things you could climb if you had sticky nipples"
    Pure poetry. I need that on a tshirt

    • @frogpalpeeper4249
      @frogpalpeeper4249 3 года назад +3

      I need that on my car! Tough getting dressed though...

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 3 года назад +18

      I recommend not getting sticky nipples on a t-shirt. Nipples should be *inside* the t-shirt.

    • @GosieKin
      @GosieKin 3 года назад +1

      I love that one too. Almost choked when he said it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 года назад

      Ah yes, the sticky nipple.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 2 года назад +2

      @@1umbreon4life Yeah, if they're on the t-shirt, that might be some sort of medical condition. lol They should stay on the skin instead.

  • @ThaOneChrisJONES
    @ThaOneChrisJONES 4 года назад +3580

    Mudskipper 1: "AHHHHhhhhhhhHHH !"
    Mudskipper 2: "**Kiss**"
    Mudskipper 1: "Ohhh ;)..."

    • @icetheirken
      @icetheirken 4 года назад +196

      "And that's how I met your father."

    • @onsidekun3
      @onsidekun3 4 года назад +58

      @@icetheirken that explains a lot mom

    • @kathysemrau2301
      @kathysemrau2301 4 года назад +75

      See what you could do with sticky nipples!!!!!

    • @kathysemrau2301
      @kathysemrau2301 4 года назад +14

      Thank's folks.

    • @seedlessplant
      @seedlessplant 4 года назад +13

      its in 4:25

  • @haleykay9483
    @haleykay9483 5 лет назад +4501

    Can someone please hire him for a nature documentary?

    • @buddhamack1491
      @buddhamack1491 4 года назад +107

      He has done a video with the BBC nature channel on RUclips before. Now he's back it could happen again you never know

    • @Mandoon
      @Mandoon 4 года назад +5

      @@buddhamack1491 PLs link

    • @ireneshelton3661
      @ireneshelton3661 4 года назад +11

      Mandoon just look up “True facts Star-nosed Moles”

    • @legojayman
      @legojayman 4 года назад +56

      This whole channel is a nature documentary

    • @jadeasereht4638
      @jadeasereht4638 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/fio1NUxszhY/видео.html

  • @Orangejuicydrop
    @Orangejuicydrop 5 лет назад +3390

    "They look like a middle age divorced man on tinder"
    True dat

    • @wife_7617
      @wife_7617 5 лет назад +1

      🐧

    • @GrassPossum
      @GrassPossum 5 лет назад +16

      Middle aged "Dad" was the actual quote.

    • @ummart._.1335
      @ummart._.1335 5 лет назад +3

      @@GrassPossum bruh

    • @StormZephyr
      @StormZephyr 5 лет назад +10

      Fat in lower cheeks and jaw, head angled back looking at the camera, awkward facial hair. Probably wrap-around sport sunglasses.

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 5 лет назад

      That username

  • @RolePlayRiot
    @RolePlayRiot 5 лет назад +624

    There were tears of laughter in my eyes at the territory display.

  • @kodiakbearson8815
    @kodiakbearson8815 3 года назад +320

    The "shouting match" portion of this video is what makes it so very entertaining.
    Great job on the video.
    It gave all of us a chance to chuckle.

  • @TheBravoMan21
    @TheBravoMan21 5 лет назад +1189

    I almost busted out laughing in a room full of people when the shouting match commenced. Glorious.

    • @hruss257
      @hruss257 5 лет назад +6

      Same 🤣

    • @edercastro7625
      @edercastro7625 5 лет назад +12

      My supervisor is close... I wanted to laugh like hell

    • @Alethiometer
      @Alethiometer 5 лет назад +7

      That's the one that did it for me, except I did laugh out loud, aaaaaaand I almost peed myself

    • @cheesybreadz2000
      @cheesybreadz2000 5 лет назад +6

      Thank God I wasn't in a meeting. I couldn't hold it in at that part lol.

    • @jordanpritchard5226
      @jordanpritchard5226 5 лет назад +12

      "On this episode of Dragon Ball Z!" 4:20

  • @X2738X
    @X2738X 5 лет назад +1204

    Let’s make a petition to get this guy to narrate RUclips rewind 2020

    • @kianimoyson1902
      @kianimoyson1902 5 лет назад +14

      Well at least it will be better if not good.

    • @lunestiacrescent827
      @lunestiacrescent827 5 лет назад +42

      Only if he can choose the videos and riff funny narration for them.
      "And this is Jacksepticeye. I don't know how he got his name, but I bet there wasn't a lot of hand washing going on."

    • @garageman6480
      @garageman6480 5 лет назад +2

      YES.

    • @Kloudkaya
      @Kloudkaya 5 лет назад

      NaτυяєSτoямGιяʟ omg please

    • @Cheese-xf2nj
      @Cheese-xf2nj 5 лет назад

      But it must trend

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +3501

    The best early Christmas present I could have ever asked for.

  • @kinzakugaming976
    @kinzakugaming976 3 года назад +113

    “It likes to be ‘moist’, like that drip of sweat rolling down the smol of your back into your butt crack because you decided to wear jeans on that hike sort of ‘moist’.”
    Your emphasis on “moist” kills me. I love your videos.

    • @TheFLOMAN76
      @TheFLOMAN76 Год назад +2

      It's like, Duncan Hines.
      Moist n Gooey.
      😉

  • @kesr6374
    @kesr6374 5 лет назад +3568

    *Da-Doink Doink*
    That is how the mudskipper do.

  • @HeavyMetalMike
    @HeavyMetalMike 5 лет назад +431

    Almost fell off my chair at those intense fight scenes.

    • @flanneryred1939
      @flanneryred1939 5 лет назад +24

      DUDE! I BEGGED him to do a "True Facts" about Mud skippers for EXACTLY that reason! I knew he would show the ridiculous way they fight! LMFAO!

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 5 лет назад +10

      muah

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 5 лет назад +5

      i think the manga was better tbh but still have to admit these fight scenes are bomb

    • @regentvoo
      @regentvoo 5 лет назад +5

      The muah part made me laugh so loud

  • @StarSong936
    @StarSong936 5 лет назад +3159

    I used to have a mudskipper about 20 years ago. I still miss that little guy. He was one of the most engaging little pets I ever had. Imagine being able to take your fish for a walk. He would also eat from my hand. Now, if only they could breed in captivity. Until that happens, I won't have another. Please don't deplete the wild population. At the time I had mine, I did not know that. That being said, my fish was the most engaging little pet fish I ever had. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I have to say though, sometimes it's in the hand.

    • @notaclue638
      @notaclue638 5 лет назад +118

      That's awesome man. So there's no way to get one that's been bred for being a pet?

    • @StarSong936
      @StarSong936 5 лет назад +257

      @@notaclue638 Unfortunately no, all mudskippers I know of are caught in the wild. I'll not have another unless I know they can be captive bread. I haven't seen any being sold in pet stores, but then I haven't looked. That being said, I don't want the wild population being depleted. Even so, they are very engaging little animals, and a joy to have around. If you do manage to get one, they need a wet/dry environment with brackish water. (sort of half way between salt and fresh.) My mud-skipper spent most of his time at the waterline, sort of half in and half out. Note: this is my own experience. I expect each one will have it's own personality, as with any other animal I've had. So, don't expect your experience to mirror mine in detail if you do get your hand on one. Also, they are sensitive to their environment. They don't really live long, but a balanced environment will ensure the longest possible lifespan.
      I also worked with mine every day. It took time to build trust.

    • @notaclue638
      @notaclue638 5 лет назад +88

      @@StarSong936 cheers for the info, I think it's highly unlikely I'll get one but it's a cool concept. I might try see if I can find some info on getting one sustainably and do some research. Have a good one 👍

    • @Marinesoldier54
      @Marinesoldier54 5 лет назад +50

      Da doink doink
      But in seriousness that's pretty cool to have a pet like that

    • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
      @polaroidsofpolarbears365 4 года назад +51

      Its okay, I had a pet horned toad. I didnt know it was endangered, I just thought it was super cool when I was young.

  • @Lodac1977
    @Lodac1977 3 года назад +24

    This is the greatest channel on RUclips. You got:
    1. Well Explained Facts
    2. Great Comedy
    3. Inspirational Quotes at The End

  • @willowowler653
    @willowowler653 5 лет назад +685

    Ok when you have them screaming at each other is the best

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 2 года назад +5

      _*Å*_.

    • @Cobbmtngirl
      @Cobbmtngirl Год назад

      Totally had me ROTFL.

    • @JhenryCarroll
      @JhenryCarroll 10 месяцев назад

      @@Cobbmtngirlrolling on the floor lunging

    • @AmShibes
      @AmShibes 4 месяца назад

      ​@@JhenryCarrollJust like a mudskipper!

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 5 лет назад +519

    "You can still do incredible things with what you are given" that was surprisingly wholesome!!

    • @justdueit6199
      @justdueit6199 5 лет назад +27

      That is how Zefrank do.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 5 лет назад +16

      Since I don't have the big, boney, muscley fins, this gave me so much confidence.

    • @lightningonlycommentsonce5824
      @lightningonlycommentsonce5824 5 лет назад +4

      I mean, Unless you're born with a pink cluster of thick spaghetti noodles that function about aswell as the plot and character development within a Anime. So, not so good if not outright brain dead. Then no.
      That is how a Clam do.

    • @MMD88
      @MMD88 5 лет назад

      He meant if you don’t have a big muscly boney penis you can still do incredible things with what you are given which he meant a small sloppy penis and from your pfp I’m taking it that you are a female and you do not have a penis so I’m confused to why would you find this wholesome

    • @gaijillahimself908
      @gaijillahimself908 5 лет назад

      @@MMD88 you will understand when ur older

  • @Darthmechas
    @Darthmechas 5 лет назад +1690

    “They become a bit of downer, and by that I mean dead”
    -ZeFrank 2019

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 лет назад +6

      At least he didn't have another "David" dying, as I get sick of dying in most his videos...

    • @Darthmechas
      @Darthmechas 5 лет назад +2

      David Hollenshead indeed, and as such you’d be a downer quite frequently

  • @squashmallow2006
    @squashmallow2006 4 года назад +433

    No one:
    Leonard: Da-doin-doink!

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 3 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure we all said nothing, so its everyone: .....
      But why can't people talk normal? How would you say this in real life is not the same way as you so unellegantly put

    • @IMPofTHEGASsTATION
      @IMPofTHEGASsTATION 3 года назад +1

      @@jamesmeppler6375 :l

    • @thecrazybirdboyck301
      @thecrazybirdboyck301 3 года назад +2

      ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

    • @m____w____6981
      @m____w____6981 2 года назад +1

      @@jamesmeppler6375 That statement was edited ? Was the original all symbols ?

  • @thisisargus7188
    @thisisargus7188 5 лет назад +1364

    "Most fish if you take them out of the water, they'd be a downer. And by downer, I mean dead."
    Lmao that part really cracked me up

  • @qwertyuoip1234
    @qwertyuoip1234 5 лет назад +1894

    “Like testicles in a freezing pool, the Mudskipper’s eyeballs retract.”

  • @XanTheDragon
    @XanTheDragon 5 лет назад +585

    "Like testicles in a freezing pool its eyeballs can retract into dermal cups"
    this line alone had me on the floor after watching the eyes

  • @ocelot_the_dragon
    @ocelot_the_dragon 3 года назад +186

    “Its like he’s smoking a little cigar!
    ‘Yah see?’”
    Not sure how others felt but that got me to laugh

    • @imc1pd
      @imc1pd 3 года назад +3

      it certainly did it for me pal.

    • @m____w____6981
      @m____w____6981 2 года назад +1

      WC Fields

  • @zillarex6063
    @zillarex6063 5 лет назад +705

    I like how Zefrank is giving all of these animals names at the start of the videos

    • @QueenBForLife
      @QueenBForLife 5 лет назад +6

      Lol The names always seem to fit.

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 5 лет назад +4

      Its a psychological Trick so you feel associated and See it more Like a Disney animal movie
      Zefrank is Manipulating you

    • @Imzadde
      @Imzadde 5 лет назад +7

      Good. I thought it was the mudskipper manipulating me. Glad it’s only Frank.

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 5 лет назад +1

      @@Imzaddewhy would you think the mudskipper is Manipulating you?

    • @SheeplessNW6
      @SheeplessNW6 5 лет назад +6

      @@bendover2684 because that is how the mudskipper do

  • @saybendai
    @saybendai 5 лет назад +2676

    I really want this "dedoing doink" as a ringtone...

    • @sharonhobbs4144
      @sharonhobbs4144 5 лет назад +24

      make your own.. but give credit!~

    • @DomoNanas
      @DomoNanas 4 года назад +21

      it would be like: dedoing doink dedoing doink

    • @JCvgluvr
      @JCvgluvr 4 года назад +7

      Easy to do with one of the many websites that convert youtube videos to MP3, and something to trim the resulting audio. It would take you all of 5 minutes to do, start to finish.

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 4 года назад +1

      @Sam Heller thank you

    • @sarahmetzger9615
      @sarahmetzger9615 4 года назад

      Yes yes yes

  • @MrTravares
    @MrTravares 5 лет назад +484

    "That is how the ____ do" will forever be the best zefrank line hands down

    • @mgrizzlybair
      @mgrizzlybair 5 лет назад +46

      Also: "the little behbies,"

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 5 лет назад +27

      Also, bebeh and hidey-hole.

    • @jojoshoot2392
      @jojoshoot2392 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @kur1tan
      @kur1tan 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, and it has been missing from recent videos

    • @xkilla911
      @xkilla911 5 лет назад

      and you are sued if you use otherwise

  • @mason2170
    @mason2170 3 года назад +53

    The dead fish that Jerry showed wasn't even a fish, it was a porpoise. The tail is horizontal compared to vertical.

  • @jhod555
    @jhod555 5 лет назад +1570

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH (smooch) ...OH!"

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 5 лет назад +40

      Jhone D - Why .. why BOB! I.. thought you liked KAREN! No Frank ! It was always YOU !!! Giggling .

    • @Lugia21
      @Lugia21 5 лет назад +21

      That's what truly got me.

    • @CosmicErrata
      @CosmicErrata 5 лет назад +15

      Best part.

    • @kinglyzard
      @kinglyzard 5 лет назад +15

      "George! I didn't know you cared!"

    • @randomrandomness4193
      @randomrandomness4193 5 лет назад

      Martina Dinale encounter with a gay hater and gay

  • @harviej
    @harviej 5 лет назад +940

    At this time I’d like to wish Karen and Leonard all the best

    • @zalz
      @zalz 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you

    • @brandonp.7514
      @brandonp.7514 5 лет назад +1

      Actually I just fillet one or two of em for dinner tonight ..

    • @aqualacerta3961
      @aqualacerta3961 5 лет назад +6

      Until karen takes the kids away

  • @CaladonianQueen
    @CaladonianQueen 4 года назад +469

    The way zefrank pronounces certain words gives me life. Ie:
    Fish=Feesh
    Baby=Behbehs

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo 3 года назад +2

    I did a report on mudskippers in the 4th grade and I thought they were the greatest thing ever. Your report was much better.

  • @casualguy634
    @casualguy634 5 лет назад +604

    _"remember, just because you don't have the big boney muscly fins doesn't mean you can't do incredible things, with what you're given, that is how the mudskipper do"_
    -ZeFrank1

    • @GiantPetRat
      @GiantPetRat 4 года назад +10

      CasualGuy634
      da-doin-doink!

    • @kt1638
      @kt1638 4 года назад

      I read that as he said it!! Xp

    • @Takethis47
      @Takethis47 4 года назад

      @@kt1638 same hahaha

  • @spookispoop6098
    @spookispoop6098 5 лет назад +6824

    if school was like this id be excited to wake up everyday

    • @killerv135
      @killerv135 5 лет назад +34

      spooki spoop yes!

    • @sharonhobbs4144
      @sharonhobbs4144 5 лет назад +82

      It can be.. just needs people to give a damn...

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад +148

      @@sharonhobbs4144 people don't give a damn about boring teachers. If he was a legit teacher. Id be breaking my neck to laugh my ass off and still be educated

    • @g.d.gardensandpalmtrees7376
      @g.d.gardensandpalmtrees7376 4 года назад +73

      My teacher played this video in class

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 года назад +8

      Oh yeah.

  • @TRUEBLUEGOBLUE
    @TRUEBLUEGOBLUE 4 года назад +180

    I am 60. I forward these things to our 38-year-daughter, to show to our five-year-old granddaughter.

  • @russkatherealoriginal6904
    @russkatherealoriginal6904 4 года назад +4

    That's why Education with Humor is the best way to make someone interested.

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 4 года назад +738

    The Mudskipper: it's the only known creature that blurs the line between the phrase, "Are you gonna kiss or fight?"

    • @vidarton
      @vidarton 4 года назад +6

      I think you can find some other videos on this channel with some other such creatures. E.g. the nudibranch?

    • @turtlesthatfly5695
      @turtlesthatfly5695 4 года назад +8

      Kissing gouramis do both

    • @ferretive
      @ferretive 4 года назад +4

      Nah, sarcastic fringeheads do the same thing.

    • @DarthGibberish
      @DarthGibberish 4 года назад +4

      Humans do that too.

    • @voydcat8089
      @voydcat8089 4 года назад +3

      It’s a common fish thing.

  • @miniwolfearts
    @miniwolfearts 4 года назад +1375

    you've helped me laugh through some hard times. thank you.

  • @moelester5664
    @moelester5664 5 лет назад +2677

    Da Doink Doink~~

    • @__hetz
      @__hetz 5 лет назад +51

      I've spent five minutes now trying to regain my composure so I can keep watching.

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg 5 лет назад +3

      __hetz Oh I’m sure you have
      r/thathappened

    • @__hetz
      @__hetz 5 лет назад +29

      @@EC-yw5hg I considered questioning if five minutes was so long as to assume hyperbole. Or if you are just a troll sans the fedora-clad avatars that were once popular. Instead let me just say I'm sorry for you. I hope maybe something someday brings you uncontrollable laughter. Or that you might find joy in things other than directing sarcastic remarks at strangers on the internet, should you even find joy in that.
      #DontBeADick
      r/ContagiousLaughter
      et cetera

    • @meelanroro1001
      @meelanroro1001 5 лет назад +1

      Subtitle says twink?

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +2

      @itsyehboi toastedbread Nah thats just what the middle aged divorcee dad was doing.

  • @JacksonGreenhorn
    @JacksonGreenhorn 4 года назад +3

    Interesting facts, sharp dialogue and a perfect delivery. Funny! Absorption is unavoidable.

  • @nullstate00
    @nullstate00 5 лет назад +290

    Word of the day: moist.
    But seriously, these vids make my day.

  • @AlexLikesToListen
    @AlexLikesToListen 5 лет назад +273

    If you've ever seen a baby laugh hysterically at a sound they here over and over with no end in sight you'll know what d-doink-doink is doing to me right now.

  • @SageThyme23
    @SageThyme23 5 лет назад +1139

    "Imagine what you could climb if you had sticky nipples" well now i feel like i'm missing out in life

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 5 лет назад +45

      Odds are, you probably have something in your fridge _right now_ that could fix that.
      ...along with a perfectly reasonable explanation for your actions if somebody walks in on you smearing jam on your nipples: "I'm going rock climbing."

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 лет назад +7

      There's ALWAYS virtual reality!

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 5 лет назад +7

      @@HaloInverse would you have to reapply half way up the rock wall?

    • @orangesicle6445
      @orangesicle6445 5 лет назад +6

      I’ll handle the re-application. UwU

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +7

      Then what the hell have I been watching on Pornhub?

  • @KatouToast
    @KatouToast 3 года назад +4

    God bless you for these videos, sir. I don't know how else to say it.
    These videos are free. They're informative. They're FUN. They're HILARIOUS. Just... thank you so much. God bless ya

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous 5 лет назад +402

    “Da-Doin Doink”
    I HOLLERED

  • @plainlogic
    @plainlogic 4 года назад +957

    One day he'll make the rank of Mud Admiral

  • @pulkitkhattar5104
    @pulkitkhattar5104 5 лет назад +797

    "YES, I CAN SEE SHE IS CRAWLING JERRY"
    - Zefrank, 2019.

    • @andrewmcclure2905
      @andrewmcclure2905 5 лет назад +25

      If she was trying to be sexy she is doing it wrong.

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 лет назад +3

      @@andrewmcclure2905 Not in *MY* opinion, lol! "When it comes to extra and excess / Give me more and more, not less and less."

    • @thetiniestdemigod427
      @thetiniestdemigod427 5 лет назад +16

      Well that's a dead fish

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 лет назад +1

      @@paulhollier6382 hahahah no

  • @dennismason3740
    @dennismason3740 3 года назад +1

    So gripping. When the fighting/kissy dudes came together I exploded. I have no idea what old comments are about. The voices for the territorial skippers are priceless. Dude you could narrate the most interesting underwater footage and you don't need, fer crissakes, music unless it's Brian Eno.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 5 лет назад +195

    Guess I didn’t need to buy Christmas presents- the greatest present just got uploaded

  • @mayflowerpdx5706
    @mayflowerpdx5706 5 лет назад +804

    somewhere out there, someone is cringing at the word moist

    • @志磨-q2m
      @志磨-q2m 5 лет назад +21

      that person is me

    • @ritacarr9201
      @ritacarr9201 5 лет назад +2

      Marjorie Parker it’s me ..... I’m that someone

    • @Uccisore28
      @Uccisore28 5 лет назад +5

      "moist" has never bothered me for some reason. "pluck" gets under my skin though. I think I'm the only one.

    • @mist1104
      @mist1104 5 лет назад +3

      @@Uccisore28 pluck pluck

    • @clipsahoii
      @clipsahoii 5 лет назад +1

      Penguinz

  • @okami6399
    @okami6399 5 лет назад +481

    I’m so glad you included mudskipper fights, it’s literally just them going >:O at each other and I love it.

  • @nortok00
    @nortok00 2 года назад +15

    Hands down these are my favourite fish! ❤️❤️ Gotta love how evolution has produced some of the most fascinating oddballs on the planet!

  • @jamessharkey3844
    @jamessharkey3844 5 лет назад +604

    Frickin' Jerry better get his act together, I swear.

    • @justinlindfors8512
      @justinlindfors8512 5 лет назад +13

      I can imagine zefrank watching Rick and Morty and their Jerry is his Jerry

  • @stahppls2293
    @stahppls2293 5 лет назад +369

    "Leonard is a very special fish. Da-doink-doink."

    • @hughmann2309
      @hughmann2309 3 года назад +1

      Da-Doink-Doink is a special scientific phrase that means Doink-Da-Doink

  • @fien111
    @fien111 5 лет назад +488

    "Imagine would you could climb if you had sticky nipples"
    I choose not to, good sir.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 5 лет назад +16

      Sad decision. You're missing out! 😆

    • @liliumjade
      @liliumjade 5 лет назад +6

      @@Thenoobestgirl Exactly, we can all be climbing walls like Spiderman.

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 5 лет назад +11

      Spidernip...spidernip...does whatever a spidernipple does

    • @Lichnaya_pravda
      @Lichnaya_pravda 5 лет назад

      I saw manga picture about it.

    • @Izzy1782
      @Izzy1782 5 лет назад

      After adult fun night with honey, I don't have to imagine!

  • @robo3344
    @robo3344 Год назад

    I absolutely love this channel. The only thing I don't understand is how on earth it has 1.6 thousand dislikes?

  • @TheLovelyVocal
    @TheLovelyVocal 5 лет назад +234

    "Sometimes raising the dorsal fin is enough to scare off competition. Other times though..."
    *Weird land fish noises*

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 лет назад +2

      It could be worse it could be a snakehead

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish 5 лет назад +232

    "However, Lennard is a very special fish."
    *Da-doing-doing!* 😂

  • @AlBrownComedy
    @AlBrownComedy 5 лет назад +146

    "That is how the mudskipper dyoo"
    Damn straight. That line was missed in the last episode.

  • @Yourmomlikesme86
    @Yourmomlikesme86 9 месяцев назад +1

    Where the hell have I been to not see these for so long? I Absolutely love these thank you

  • @Pyrodorah
    @Pyrodorah 5 лет назад +120

    To explain these videos: Imagine a video with a level of education and hilarity that no one cannot possibly reach. That is how the Zefrank do.

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 5 лет назад +376

    I think Jerry needs his own true facts episode.

    • @elijahcaudle7365
      @elijahcaudle7365 5 лет назад +5

      Prefer his fishes tbh

    • @justinlindfors8512
      @justinlindfors8512 5 лет назад +4

      True facts about Jerry hes an idiot

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 5 лет назад +1

      Blake Hatheway I always thought "Jerry" was a made-up character.

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 5 лет назад +6

      “This is Jerry, unlike most animals in our true facts list, Jerry is totally useless. Jerry has less usefulness than a koala. Jerry needs to get his shit together before he goes extinct.”

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 5 лет назад

      Privacy Lover you shut your mouth. How dare you try and unmake jerry!!

  • @jontylerlud
    @jontylerlud 5 лет назад +467

    I lost it when the fish smooched and he was all like “ohhhh... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
    😂😂😂

  • @marissas8234
    @marissas8234 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ooooome I LOVED this video 😂 He was narrating my thoughts with the little sound effects ❤

  • @ericsvlogsthoughtsonfighti2804
    @ericsvlogsthoughtsonfighti2804 5 лет назад +198

    Who else here comes back to Zefrank’s vids after all these years primarily for two things:
    1. Seeing footage of animals that even your wildlife nerd ass hasn’t come across yet.
    2. Zefranks’s peculiar mix of mild-mannered & raunchy jokes.

    • @Ricca_Day
      @Ricca_Day 5 лет назад +1

      Fighting & Words
      Luv this guy. Yep. I'm guilty as charged! And proudly so.💛💙💛

  • @kylern6056
    @kylern6056 5 лет назад +2172

    “Di-doo-doink”
    -Mudskipper

  • @CardamonGH
    @CardamonGH 4 года назад +355

    I am a nature enthusiast raised by a teacher who was fond of monty python and puns. This shit is my JAM! LOVE IT!!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 года назад +13

      Wow, the perfect target demographic!

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 3 года назад +7

      @@TheGuardDuck There are dozens of us! Dozens!

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад +4

      Me too!! My mother is a biologist and my father is an actor/comedian. Zefrank is a national treasure ❤️

    • @thomastierce4860
      @thomastierce4860 3 года назад

      What does this have to do with Monty python? Is mentioning it proof you know funny or something?

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 3 года назад +2

      @@thomastierce4860 always gotta be a hater around

  • @annoy4nce648
    @annoy4nce648 2 года назад +1

    the most interesting thing about these guys is how they're sort of in the middle of the process of going from sea-dwelling to land-dwelling animals. Studying how they evolve over a long period could teach us a lot about how we evolved.

  • @jaimejohnesee
    @jaimejohnesee 5 лет назад +12

    I'm a zoologist, and I absolutely love your videos. They are frigging hilarious and so brilliantly done. 💙 Thank you for your hard word on these, I appreciate it.

  • @funkymonkey2k94
    @funkymonkey2k94 5 лет назад +1032

    "say the line zefrank!"
    "that is how the _____ do"
    "YAAAAY!"

    • @American-Plague
      @American-Plague 5 лет назад +14

      Please....please tell me it's coming....
      Edit: YES! THAT is how the mudskipper DO!!!

    • @lemonpug6582
      @lemonpug6582 5 лет назад +3

      I was waiting the entire vid for it

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 5 лет назад +2

      He said it, the thing, he did the thing!
      *AIR HORNS*

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад

      Guys, why is he saying "DO"? Shouldn't be "DOES?" 🤔

    • @amjadshujau3281
      @amjadshujau3281 5 лет назад

      Was waiting for that

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +288

    Fish: You can’t go on land
    Mudskipper: Try me

    • @crossyfirezx9659
      @crossyfirezx9659 5 лет назад +1

      Mudskipper: hold my water

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад

      The eel likes your way of thinking. They also can move on land. (looks really ridiculous)

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 5 лет назад +1

      @@crossyfirezx9659 "I'll take just a mouthful of the water with me. A guy's gotta eat, ya' know."

  • @KlaxontheImpailr
    @KlaxontheImpailr 3 года назад +396

    Einstein: Everyone is born a genius, but if you judge a fish by how well it climbs a tree it will live its whole life thinking it’s stupid.
    Leonard: hold my mud
    Edit: Me: (looks at upvotes) ...DADOINDOINK!

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 5 лет назад +324

    I'm surprised you didn't say: "Leonard can breath air. He's hooked."

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 лет назад +8

      "You ever breath oxygen kid? Me? I'm hooked"

  • @LordBloodraven
    @LordBloodraven 4 года назад +365

    2:55 "Don't concentrate on the big, fleshy, slug-like thing filling up your mouth."
    I imagine that's what the Japanese Tentacle Monster said.

  • @SavageDragon999
    @SavageDragon999 4 года назад +23

    Absolute legend. Disappeared for years. Returned without any message. Keeps doing videos. It's like your hilarious drunk dad that disappeared one day, and 5 years later you find him sitting back in the living room in his favorite sofa munching his favorite snacks watching his favorite football team playing, and then he looks at you and says. "Wanna go fishin' in 15 or what?"

  • @heatherr356
    @heatherr356 3 года назад +4

    The fighting scene...i was dying! Thank you or these hilarious educational videos!

  • @Mephil
    @Mephil 5 лет назад +39

    Sort of incredible that the animal has seemingly figured out that by sucking in the air, the water level will rise.

    • @polomare2027
      @polomare2027 5 лет назад

      Mephil Creationists vs Evolutionists: GO!

    • @jammedyam3389
      @jammedyam3389 5 лет назад +1

      @@polomare2027 obviously it was learning from Jesus

  • @BK-qp8zp
    @BK-qp8zp 4 года назад +203

    My son recently introduced me to this channel, and I love how it makes me laugh at the most unexpected times! This guy is an amazing storyteller; subscribing!

  • @giacomopellegrini9456
    @giacomopellegrini9456 4 года назад +106

    4:17 thank you for curing my depression once again sir zefrank

  • @coconacht2822
    @coconacht2822 4 года назад +2

    i played one of your videos to my biology class a year ago and i still cant forget the reaction of my classmates

  • @Major1745
    @Major1745 5 лет назад +91

    Give Leonard a raise! He's got my vote.

  • @DkKombo
    @DkKombo 5 лет назад +1180

    Anybody wanna fight over territories with me mudskipper style?
    I'll start: AHHHH!!!

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад +68

      AHHHHHH!!!

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +63

      @@l0ne__ang3l4
      OOHHAAH!?

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад +63

      @@DkKombo AHHHOHHAHAAAAA

    • @MsTitipool
      @MsTitipool 4 года назад +127

      [smooch sound]

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +123

      @@MsTitipool
      ...oh...

  • @Carbonoid1
    @Carbonoid1 5 лет назад +244

    The message at the end about being able to do incredible things with what you were given is very touching ❤️

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 4 года назад +5

      Because that's how the mudskipper duuuuu...

    • @humanbeing1429
      @humanbeing1429 4 года назад +3

      It's not always about the size. It's more about delivering a great performance with all you have been blessed with.
      Just gulp down two raw eggs and you're good to go. Don't be too self conscious when your back is still strong in the days of your youth. Lol.

    • @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034
      @notimeforcreativenamesjust3034 4 года назад

      I think its a dick joke or s innuendo

  • @grae8722
    @grae8722 4 года назад +1

    zefrank you make my day, thank you. These vids entertain me so much, every once in a while I rewatch them

  • @VidaxTheDragonMage
    @VidaxTheDragonMage 5 лет назад +59

    we watched a ton of your videos in my invertebrate zoology class this semester. It's what got us through!
    I really want you to make a video on sea slugs or sea snails they're sooooo cool!!!! some sea slugs have the ability to incorporate chloroplasts into their body and photosynthesize just like the plants do! think of it as if you were able to gain the superpowers of anything you eat. that's how the sea slug do.

  • @gaboderflinger7854
    @gaboderflinger7854 5 лет назад +49

    Zefrank brings light to my darkest moments with his humor, thanks, Zefrank

  • @TheCaptainstupendous
    @TheCaptainstupendous 5 лет назад +697

    "Aww?"
    "Oh!"
    "Awe!"
    "Ooh!!"
    "Awww..."
    "Aaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeiiiii!"
    "Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaa!!"
    "Aaaaaaaaaaaah..."
    *smooch*
    "Oh! Mmmmm...."
    This has been mudskipper fights for the deaf and hard of hearing.

    • @zacktoor1591
      @zacktoor1591 5 лет назад +22

      Could you type it in braille for the blind?

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 лет назад +3

      @@zacktoor1591 they just need to listen to it really but if braille is needed is anyone willing to stab their screen here? Anyone?

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 5 лет назад +1

      Suzy Cyanide funniest bit

  • @DragonguyA
    @DragonguyA Год назад

    I remember watching this after my math final in highschool waiting for the public bus at night. My final laster literal hours and I was the last one to finish. I was exhausted. Then Zefrank uploaded this.

  • @ethangilbert9591
    @ethangilbert9591 5 лет назад +718

    Isn’t this the same guy that did surgery on a teddy bear

  • @cbernz
    @cbernz 5 лет назад +118

    The "dead fish" is actually a dolphin.
    And now, having fulfilled my role in the RUclips ecosystem, I can back away and make room for someone to say "that's the joke, dummy," and the circle of life continues...

    • @andrewbichon
      @andrewbichon 5 лет назад +30

      That's the joke, dummy

    • @VonKuro
      @VonKuro 5 лет назад +9

      And before long, the circle of life encounter a new death.

    • @mrmakiman
      @mrmakiman 5 лет назад +7

      @@VonKuro From the day we arrive on the planet
      And blinking, step into the sun
      There's more to be seen than can ever be seen
      More to do than can ever be done
      Some say eat or be eaten
      Some say live and let live
      But all are agreed as they join the stampede
      You should never take more than you give
      In the circle of life
      It's the wheel of fortune
      It's the leap of faith
      It's the band of hope
      'Til we find our place
      On the path unwinding
      In the circle, the circle of life
      Some of us fall by the wayside
      And some of us soar to the stars
      And some of us sail through our troubles
      And some have to live with the scars
      There's far too much to take in here
      More to find than can ever be found
      But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky
      Keeps great and small on the endless round
      In the circle of life
      It's the wheel of fortune
      It's the leap of faith
      It's the band of hope
      'Til we find our place
      On the path unwinding
      In the circle, the circle of life
      It's the wheel of fortune
      It's the leap of faith
      It's the band of hope
      'Til we find our place
      On the path unwinding
      In the circle, the circle of life
      On the path unwinding, yeah
      In the circle, the circle of life

    • @b0xf0x13
      @b0xf0x13 5 лет назад +6

      Nants ingonyama bagithi baba! (That's the opening line of "The Circle of Life" from The Lion King.)

    • @Ladylubber
      @Ladylubber 5 лет назад +2

      thank you for your service.

  • @imjustjohn2223
    @imjustjohn2223 5 лет назад +101

    4:25
    “AHHHHHH”
    *kiss
    “Oh...”

    • @dovabread
      @dovabread 3 года назад +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @danieljones7843
    @danieljones7843 2 года назад +1

    We have found a brilliant replacement for David Attenborough when he eventually retires! Subscribed!

  • @alexluciano7574
    @alexluciano7574 5 лет назад +135

    “Da doin doink”

  • @cannotalope3205
    @cannotalope3205 5 лет назад +379

    “Imagine what you could climb if you had sticky nipples”. I just choked on my hot soup 😭

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 5 лет назад +13

      Now imagine if Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive MudSkipper.....

    • @benjaminmiller3620
      @benjaminmiller3620 5 лет назад +11

      You really should know better than to drink anything while watching Zefrank. :P

    • @iCANTsleep2
      @iCANTsleep2 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamescanjuggle that's too much power for a normal man

    • @cannotalope3205
      @cannotalope3205 5 лет назад

      Benjamin Miller okay fair

  • @rebelsmileygirl
    @rebelsmileygirl 5 лет назад +31

    Mudskippers - what can't be expressed in a territorial dance battle, must be settled in an avant-garde opera sing off.

  • @frogsplusdogs2271
    @frogsplusdogs2271 4 года назад +19

    1:06 “Is she ok?”
    ~ My little brother