True Facts: The Wacky Giraffe

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  • Опубликовано: 30 мар 2020
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    David Flores captured the pump action of the giraffe drinking:
    • Giraffe Drinking Water
    Dr. William Perez shared the figure from his research paper on the structure of the giraffe mouth.
    I thank Magda Ehlers and all of the other people that make their videos freely available to use on Pexels and other sites.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard 4 года назад +17285

    The reason the giraffe's neck is so long is that otherwise its head would be floating, detached, about ten feet above the rest of its body and that would be silly.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +361

      True facts!

    • @caroline4945
      @caroline4945 4 года назад +80

      Well,

    • @theglitchinthematrix3213
      @theglitchinthematrix3213 4 года назад +218

      By Jobe, he's got it...

    • @indraservo5764
      @indraservo5764 4 года назад +217

      what happen if Africa designed by Ubisoft

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic 4 года назад +344

      No silly. Everyone knows that the giraffe was one of the first animals. And then the planet got hit by a space rock, which shoved the planet hard downwards. This happened so suddenly that the poor giraffes body followed the planet downloads immediately, but their head was a little slower, due to it being a lot lighter. And that is how their neck got so long.
      😜

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад +9003

    "the tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes.

    • @wooshme5986
      @wooshme5986 4 года назад +126

      Hmm yes and this floor is floor

    • @_Killkor
      @_Killkor 4 года назад +141

      It has been scientifically and experimentally proven that by getting older we gain age at a steady rate.

    • @shujinkoMK
      @shujinkoMK 4 года назад +31

      Tello 64 that’s racist towards zombies

    • @alexanderwiggins2289
      @alexanderwiggins2289 4 года назад +36

      Because of the theory of relativity, and the difference in altitude between your likely location and Africa, and the definite difference in overall soil and rock densities between you and the planets core and a random point in Africa and the planet's core. It is untrue that very 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa. In fact, we cant even say that every 60 seconds a minute passes at our feet. But way to generalize Africa like that, come on it's 2020 we're better than that

    • @detectivepatchouli8266
      @detectivepatchouli8266 4 года назад +7

      "did you know 90%5 of giraffe community is a between male and male sex"

  • @ithomas7788
    @ithomas7788 3 года назад +1431

    "Especially the ox pecker because it looks like an ox -...that's not true" underrated line that caught me off guard

  • @zacathustra3713
    @zacathustra3713 3 года назад +893

    I've watched this multiple times and I just now noticed that the last slide of the lions eating the giraffe is labeled the sixth page of "Happy Giraffe, Sad Giraffe". Beautiful attention to detail.

    • @USMC0352
      @USMC0352 Год назад +9

      Thank you!!!

    • @ismellmandude6401
      @ismellmandude6401 Год назад +4

      Is it a book somewhere, or something else?

    • @Fishbiene
      @Fishbiene 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@ismellmandude6401 It's a callback to earlier in the video

    • @ZsaZsaUmbra
      @ZsaZsaUmbra 8 месяцев назад +1

      Tysm I missed that!

  • @ronswanson5551
    @ronswanson5551 4 года назад +5134

    “The tallest giraffe is indeed taller than all other giraffes”
    *HMMM Yes, the floor here is made of floor*

    • @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 4 года назад +101

      By that logic someone might assume that a pie has a certain pie-flavor

    • @lost7149
      @lost7149 4 года назад +43

      Water is wet

    • @michaelportillo5663
      @michaelportillo5663 4 года назад +38

      @@lost7149 it isn't actually

    • @whatever63644
      @whatever63644 4 года назад +12

      YES THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE HAS SAID IT

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 4 года назад +9

      @@michaelportillo5663 But then how can you make it wetter: www.scienceshorts.com/detergents-make-water-wetter/

  • @ninmue4638
    @ninmue4638 4 года назад +3713

    That human giraffe baby is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
    Give us more human giraffe baby.

    • @matthewfurlani8647
      @matthewfurlani8647 4 года назад +79

      I want to see its face

    • @b.c.2281
      @b.c.2281 4 года назад +67

      I... I couldn't look away.

    • @titalmac1626
      @titalmac1626 4 года назад +7

      Who made your profile pic

    • @NaviDoodlez
      @NaviDoodlez 4 года назад +19

      @@matthewfurlani8647 i got you homie, www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg/550px-Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg

    • @cookiedoe6068
      @cookiedoe6068 4 года назад +5

      Please no 😂

  • @chosentonessournotes
    @chosentonessournotes 2 года назад +330

    “It also has a prehensile tongue, which means their tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before.”
    I love that this is a line in a video.

    • @q-miiproductions878
      @q-miiproductions878 Год назад +10

      I had to check if “hensile” was a real word, lol.

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk 9 месяцев назад +3

      It’s also crazy. Look at it. It’s like a very naughty eel.

  • @amgames5638
    @amgames5638 3 года назад +409

    I learned something new today, giraffes are actually just lions using a dead sock puppets body that evolved giraffe-like appendages so it wouldn't look stupid. I think.

    • @GosieKin
      @GosieKin 2 года назад +13

      Don't forget, they come pre-stretched!

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Год назад +1

      Right

    • @ruthrichardson9717
      @ruthrichardson9717 Год назад +1

      Now keep that information secret, keep it safe 🤫

    • @mvmlego1212
      @mvmlego1212 Год назад +1

      Similarly, narwhals are actually unicorns in disguise.
      (...joke stolen from Carlin Brothers' Google Autofill: Narwhals video. Look it up!)

  • @ashishranjan4623
    @ashishranjan4623 4 года назад +1803

    "CHILL BRO"
    "I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO"
    "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID"
    "THEN I'LL BE YOUR SON DAD"
    "I'M NOT YOUR DAD, BRO"
    and it goes on like that......
    man I can't breathe.

    • @ChulioRCHulio
      @ChulioRCHulio 4 года назад +24

      Reminds me of the "You can´t fire me I quit!" conondrum

    • @nadtz
      @nadtz 4 года назад +14

      Glad to know I'm not the only one who almost died at that part.

    • @QueenBForLife
      @QueenBForLife 4 года назад +12

      Lol Them some fightin words right there.

    • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025
      @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 4 года назад +6

      "eff you, Shoresy!"

    • @TheCbot88
      @TheCbot88 4 года назад +7

      "I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO"

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 года назад +3234

    "The tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe" is this a proven fact? 😂

    • @jrcook927
      @jrcook927 4 года назад +98

      purely theoretical.

    • @zoomiesx3632
      @zoomiesx3632 4 года назад +57

      Yes it's how they do

    • @paysmenot2624
      @paysmenot2624 4 года назад +37

      nope. just a Government conspiracy.

    • @_H0X
      @_H0X 4 года назад +48

      Hey vsauce, Michael here, and the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe... or is it?

    • @ridiql5417
      @ridiql5417 4 года назад +18

      yes, you can indeed prove it mathematically. but even then you really do not know if there exists a biggest giraffe. you need to postulate that

  • @garethwaughington2189
    @garethwaughington2189 3 года назад +185

    “Even though it looks like a horse that’s been vacuumed, it’s not a horse” this guy lmao

    • @KECOG
      @KECOG Год назад

      Vacuum packed... That did it for me too

  • @piotrmroczkowski2324
    @piotrmroczkowski2324 Год назад +95

    I just bursted into laughter at the description of giraffes camouflage. But zefrank sounded like he could barely hold the laugh.

    • @mmace3
      @mmace3 Год назад +2

      If you listen to his other videos there are quite a few where you can catch him trying not to laugh.

  • @jubeidamasta
    @jubeidamasta 4 года назад +5506

    "36 giraffe tongues long." Americans once again using anything but the metric system.

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 4 года назад +40

      😂😂

    • @destree6348
      @destree6348 4 года назад +18

      😂

    • @MsBorkbork
      @MsBorkbork 4 года назад +219

      I ran 9,504 giraffe toungues today, beat that EUROPE! Hah!

    • @apolloaero
      @apolloaero 4 года назад +190

      Using giraffe tongues is how we got to the moon

    • @ianmiller6707
      @ianmiller6707 4 года назад +93

      Wait no those are metric tongues. So like around 42 - 64 US tongues. Or like 3% of that guy from KISS.

  • @spazziebunnie
    @spazziebunnie 4 года назад +4481

    People: This quarantine is boring.
    ZeFrank with giraffe knowledge: I gotchu homie.

    • @DaniloSantosVieira
      @DaniloSantosVieira 4 года назад +11

      nice pfp

    • @heavytf2196
      @heavytf2196 4 года назад +10

      Guarana Taravana oh Jesus Christ there are furries here

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +7

      I giraffe you homie.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 4 года назад +5

      Spazzie Bunnie I've been going out and ive been just fine
      *Coughs up blood*

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 4 года назад +4

      @@heavytf2196 no john, you are the furries!

  • @unlimitedduckgamer
    @unlimitedduckgamer 3 года назад +101

    "Unless youre a duck, then you get it dont you"
    Oh shit he's on to us

  • @iballisticbunny3950
    @iballisticbunny3950 2 года назад +166

    The fact you can hear a slight chuckle in his timbre while trying to stay straight and say camouflage hits just the right spot for me. (6:21)

  • @KorianBossMonster
    @KorianBossMonster 4 года назад +512

    Their neck is atleast 2 social distances

  • @stephenlackey5852
    @stephenlackey5852 4 года назад +5484

    The “sock puppet giraffe” analogy is easily the most beautiful surrealist morphological hypothesis I have ever heard of.

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 4 года назад +92

      Amen. zefrank1 is one of the world's Great Treasures.

    • @robertbarrass9176
      @robertbarrass9176 4 года назад +49

      So, what has saying is Lions have created giraffe shaped mechs? Interesting...

    • @cherylannwhittington9458
      @cherylannwhittington9458 4 года назад +14

      @@vapormissile morgan freeman begat zefranc.

    • @clintmartin1386
      @clintmartin1386 4 года назад +1

      Ain't jamamma juice lookin as *****

    • @user1.8.2.
      @user1.8.2. 4 года назад +6

      @@cherylannwhittington9458 no...this guy is PHENOMENAL.
      Morgan Freeman, meh.

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 3 года назад +64

    “Yes that’s right. I’m saying the dog is to the duck as the duck is to the giraffe.”

  • @mrmcvagueofficial
    @mrmcvagueofficial Год назад +202

    How did I get lucky enough to be alive at this small window of time in the universe where these videos exist for my viewing. Bravo for the extreme education that is also more entertaining than it needs to be. I could watch these on repeat forever.

    • @RainRemnant
      @RainRemnant Год назад +3

      Imagine being alive in another 50 years but then these animals might not exist anymore and we can only see them this way...ah party pooper me

  • @Scifiguy177
    @Scifiguy177 4 года назад +1656

    “Don’t judge.”
    “I mean you can judge the one in the background just watching, that guy’s a perve.” 😂

    • @loveeveryoneanddontjudgelo7595
      @loveeveryoneanddontjudgelo7595 4 года назад +10

      This one is very beautiful

    • @felixplante6015
      @felixplante6015 4 года назад +3

      lmfao

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow 4 года назад +26

      And you're watching that perv giraffe watching them.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 года назад +7

      @@ReleasedHollow: And now I can't stop thinking of a nature documentary as directed by Hitchcock, so thanks for that.

    • @rubywojcik
      @rubywojcik 4 года назад +2

      Didn't even see him until Ze said something

  • @davewinterbottom1617
    @davewinterbottom1617 3 года назад +5091

    I'm a biology teacher and I will never stop pronouncing the word "babies" like True Facts does in my lessons 😂😂

    • @mr.spaceaids5379
      @mr.spaceaids5379 3 года назад +88

      salute to ypu sir

    • @sean9177
      @sean9177 3 года назад +105

      Actually I thought zefrank1 was a humorous biologist and found out he's a humorist educating about animals.

    • @kisnpisn4919
      @kisnpisn4919 3 года назад +25

      i‘m very proud of you

    • @risabug7772
      @risabug7772 3 года назад +36

      That's how a real fan of True Facts dooo. I always say beh behs.

    • @rAvensBBr
      @rAvensBBr 3 года назад +46

      "Their beh-beh's." 🤣👍

  • @kookwater456
    @kookwater456 2 года назад +30

    Watching a giraffe run always fascinates me. It is utterly surreal. They look like they are running in slow motion, but they MOVE!

  • @kralik394
    @kralik394 2 года назад +34

    I don't know why, but his delivery of the line "I'm saying the thorns are big" kills me every time. Right up there with "So the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is...everything".

  • @ControllerTape
    @ControllerTape 4 года назад +1433

    "The tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes" was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you

    • @poglant
      @poglant 4 года назад +1

      Graphik Dezigns I don’t understand how that is funny

    • @serizawaideen6376
      @serizawaideen6376 4 года назад +4

      @@poglant your lack of IQ can't process it

    • @poglant
      @poglant 4 года назад

      Serizawa I Deen your lack of culture and lack of access to true comedy let’s you access is it, it’s about the perspective.

    • @ControllerTape
      @ControllerTape 4 года назад +6

      @@poglant Hey guys let's not fight, it's RUclips for Christ's sake, nobody fights on RUclips

    • @awakenedfurmissile4617
      @awakenedfurmissile4617 4 года назад

      If you think that's funny look up "tallest animal" on Google and see the first result

  • @chungushumungus7952
    @chungushumungus7952 3 года назад +2876

    My favorite fact about giraffes is the fact that there are a bunch of species of them and nobody knew until they tested their DNA for fun.

    • @bennu547
      @bennu547 3 года назад +248

      Is one of those species sock puppet?

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 2 года назад +74

      yeah, their splotches are a lighter brown. but who knew? thanks - interesting :) 🦒🦒

    • @bipedalbob
      @bipedalbob 2 года назад +78

      A considerable difference in their colouring and patterns likely was a tip off as well.

    • @DrunKao
      @DrunKao 2 года назад +81

      @@bipedalbob Lots of animals have different coloring amongst the same species.

    • @bipedalbob
      @bipedalbob 2 года назад +30

      @@DrunKao may be. But each species of giraffe is distinctly different in appearance, just like zebra.
      Sure their similiar but if you took one of any of them and put them in a groupe of a different species it would be obvious that there's one that's not like the others,
      Even though all of the others are not exactly the same either.

  • @katietoole8345
    @katietoole8345 Год назад +20

    "Trying to learn Swiss minimalist design from a Lisa Frank sticker," had me laughing out loud, by myself, in my office, like a complete maniac.

    • @christinamarie3308
      @christinamarie3308 11 месяцев назад

      no I didn't collect them... yes I did :) heheh

  • @TheBaritoneCrooner
    @TheBaritoneCrooner 2 года назад +19

    Eating acacia leaves off of its thorny branch is like trying to enjoy a trail mix that someone added wood screws to. 😆 PRICELESS!

  • @rebeccaanne9863
    @rebeccaanne9863 3 года назад +2251

    “Don’t judge
    Okay you can judge the one in the back watching; he’s a perv”

  • @AugustHahn
    @AugustHahn 4 года назад +610

    "Called the Oxpecker because it looks like an Ox's p... THAT'S NOT TRUE."

  • @kookwater456
    @kookwater456 2 года назад +48

    Okay, so with the males fighting, it looks all ‘drunken-bar like’, but the force is intense. The sound when they clash is spectacular. I have seen a few males fight, it really is humbling. Our giraffes are fairly tame (they are used to cars stopping and staring as I live on a shared private nature reserve, but they are not feeding tame), but when the males fight, it is terrifying.
    If you ever want to experience your own smallness, try ‘stalking’ a giraffe. I once was 5 meters away from one, looking at each other… I never felt so small. (For clarification, it was stalking in the observation sense, I don’t hunt and never will)

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 2 года назад +1

      Saw a Doc... One giraffe 🦒 KO'd the other Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters Africa Ethiopia Addis Ababa Selassie I Jah rastafari

    • @freshsmile7569
      @freshsmile7569 Год назад

      U live in a great place !! ..
      Giraffes are no less than titans when they are uncalm

  • @cher4645
    @cher4645 2 года назад +3

    "That's right. Horse beef flippin you off... Four times"

  • @edelisaepiscope1396
    @edelisaepiscope1396 4 года назад +2703

    "The giraffe has a prehensile tongue, meaning that its tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before that."
    I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ivyvetniss3148
      @ivyvetniss3148 4 года назад +2

      Lmao😂

    • @femmesammy8768
      @femmesammy8768 4 года назад +48

      I am unable to can.

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 года назад +8

      Yeaah I was like wtf is a hensile, then he went to "explain" and I was like "oh okay so that makes sense"

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 3 года назад +7

      I imagine it's popular with the Giraffe ladies.

    • @wobwobby3845
      @wobwobby3845 3 года назад +1

      :(

  • @maddoxcowz529
    @maddoxcowz529 4 года назад +456

    *When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter*

  • @shooby9496
    @shooby9496 2 года назад +96

    "The front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard-print leggings walking backwards."
    I am never EVER going to be able to unsee that.

  • @leahpassler6603
    @leahpassler6603 3 года назад +81

    These videos have become a crucial part of my routine. Sometimes, it's for the tasty morsels of information, but often it's to make me laugh when reality is a bit too much. Thank you.

    • @MoultrieGeek
      @MoultrieGeek Год назад +2

      same

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад +1

      My amazing mom gave me her ADHD and autism at birth, which I celebrate rather than regret.
      But because I am developmentally disabled / neurodivergent, other people gave me PTSD later in life.
      I need interesting but familiar content so I can regulate my otherwise dysregulated brain and nervous system.
      Sweet dopamine that helps me achieve homeostasis.

  • @corndogconnoisseur
    @corndogconnoisseur 4 года назад +341

    "However, Giraffes spend most of their- Ooh, this relationship just got interesting"
    *IM WHEEZING FROM THIS WHOLE VIDEO*

    • @GrumpyOldMilk
      @GrumpyOldMilk 4 года назад +16

      After reading about giraffe necking behaviours you have no idea how interesting.

    • @corndogconnoisseur
      @corndogconnoisseur 4 года назад +7

      @@GrumpyOldMilk Oh Kay YEAH IT DID GET MORE INTERESTING :0
      Out of genuine curiousity, were you reading about giraffe's before or after you found the video?

    • @aoyukinana
      @aoyukinana 4 года назад +7

      Scott Kinoshita I am also need of the necking knowledge

    • @martonk
      @martonk 4 года назад +1

      @@GrumpyOldMilk please tell me about it I want to know how uncomfortable that horny giraffe must have been.

  • @meesterSmeeth4182
    @meesterSmeeth4182 4 года назад +145

    I introduced my 67 year old mother to this channel a month ago.... she called me 20 minutes ago and said "that wise ass guy with the animal videos posted a new one about giraffes. It's one of the best."

    • @Stef-iq4dh
      @Stef-iq4dh 4 года назад +13

      White Smith tell her to check the puffin one 🤣

    • @blakemama
      @blakemama 4 года назад +33

      This 65-year-old introduced her sons to Zefrank1. And that is how the grandma do.

    • @meesterSmeeth4182
      @meesterSmeeth4182 4 года назад +6

      @@blakemama you just made my night! Haha thanks!

    • @rainbeau88
      @rainbeau88 4 года назад +1

      Cheryl Blake 😂😄

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic 4 года назад

      Cheryl Blake is one of the coolest grandma's around. 😉😂

  • @v_wegs
    @v_wegs Год назад +5

    “Indeed the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe” is such a simple joke and it had me wheezing

  • @Gridell
    @Gridell 2 года назад +11

    They are wacky monsters if I've ever seen one. Change a giraffe's coloration and it'd fit nicely in any Star Wars background, I don't know how we just accept it as a normal animal that lives on this planet

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Год назад

      Jesus, what did they do to you?

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul 4 года назад +1057

    “It assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter.” LMAO

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 4 года назад +6

      It's true, I can confirm lol

    • @TassadarBJ
      @TassadarBJ 4 года назад +4

      That broke me more than any other part of the video. XD

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 4 года назад

      Or a fat kid trying to pick up what he believes is a piece of candy.

  • @HenryLei
    @HenryLei 4 года назад +2085

    “When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a drunk person trying to pickup a quarter” that’s is hilarious and original. Nice job.

    • @alucardswife5258
      @alucardswife5258 4 года назад +9

      Henry Lei literally died

    • @skorps1415
      @skorps1415 4 года назад +17

      i didnt expect the straight up "due to its long ass neck" either

    • @soghe_newdlez
      @soghe_newdlez 4 года назад +5

      "It is a very *vulnerable* position" I died when he said that lol

    • @wobwobby3845
      @wobwobby3845 3 года назад +1

      Hey don’t laugh at my kind >:(

  • @CeCe-ud5kj
    @CeCe-ud5kj Год назад +1

    "Where are they?" aw man the sarcasm with this guy is *chefs kiss

  • @hippothehippo
    @hippothehippo 2 года назад +6

    The comparison at 4:45 was super surprising and very helpful but I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard at an image for a long while

  • @sorath1396
    @sorath1396 4 года назад +1463

    *Shows lion wearing giraffe suit*
    “And this would also explain why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe."
    ~zefrank 2020

    • @muziciz2dalistnerwatbeauty826
      @muziciz2dalistnerwatbeauty826 4 года назад +4

      Empty giraffes ha!

    • @vampyricon7026
      @vampyricon7026 4 года назад +4

      It's also the page for sad giraffe.

    • @totallywitchin69
      @totallywitchin69 4 года назад +3

      "Empty giraffe" is the best thing I've ever heard 😂

    • @nateF888
      @nateF888 4 года назад

      i don't get it:(

    • @cacauldr
      @cacauldr 4 года назад +1

      @@nateF888 It's a continuation of the sock puppet joke, but a bit morbid (lions using giraffe skin)

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 4 года назад +473

    "the front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard print leggings walking backwards"
    Now I can't unsee it. Also the human baby diagram cracks me

  • @aribar-ozl.burrows8215
    @aribar-ozl.burrows8215 11 месяцев назад +3

    Highly entertaining! This was the first Ze Frank video I've watched. For the first minute or so, I was put off by his humor but soon was chuckling, then laughing, then by the video's end laughing out loud.

  • @TheAmbientMage
    @TheAmbientMage 2 года назад +2

    "Indeed, the tallest giraffe is taller than every other giraffe. But that's not helpful."
    If I didn't already subscribe I'd have subscribed for that joke alone.

  • @FerDeLance06
    @FerDeLance06 4 года назад +3622

    "You'll always see lions around when you come across an empty giraffe." LMFAO!

    • @vivi-fy4ne
      @vivi-fy4ne 3 года назад +15

      I actually didn't get that part, care to explain please ??

    • @davidadunola7867
      @davidadunola7867 3 года назад +10

      @@vivi-fy4ne 😂😂😂 really?

    • @river_brook
      @river_brook 3 года назад +128

      @@vivi-fy4ne Dissecting the frog for your benefit, in case you really missed it: Ze Frank is using footage of lions eating the insides of a dead giraffe as proof that lions are piloting empty giraffes like sock puppets; the joke is how absurd that interpretation is.

    • @scottwood7872
      @scottwood7872 3 года назад +31

      An empty giraffe. 🦒 That is simply genius comedy gold.

    • @vivi-fy4ne
      @vivi-fy4ne 3 года назад +8

      @@river_brook thanks, but this basically doesn't have some existing reference right? Cause I thought I was missing some linking joke

  • @annemcguinness1817
    @annemcguinness1817 3 года назад +1331

    “When a giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter” 😂

    • @juliah9307
      @juliah9307 3 года назад +7

      Done that. LOL snort

    • @AliDawn
      @AliDawn 3 года назад +6

      This one cracked me up!

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 года назад

      I bend over the same way to pick up something when I worked legs at the gym the previous day...

    • @kbritu
      @kbritu 2 года назад +1

      Lost hard

    • @futuristicbot1926
      @futuristicbot1926 2 года назад

      @@planescaped same

  • @konstantinapapaioannou4306
    @konstantinapapaioannou4306 2 года назад +33

    The name camilopardalis is greek, it comes from the greek word for camel and the word "pardalis", which means colourful or patterned. So, basically camilopardalis (greek word for giraffe) means "the colourful, patterned camel". To be fair, their face does look like a camel. Leopard, similarly, literally means "the colourful patterned lion". Kinda accurate me thinks 😂 fun fact, even today greeks use the word "pardali" for colourful clothes, animals and, even, colourful characters. If you are called pardalos by a greek it could be a playful tease or a backhanded compliment or an offense depending on how it's used.

  • @marycrawley3828
    @marycrawley3828 2 года назад +2

    Between the perfectly camouflaged giraffes at 6:25 (honestly, I can't see them - can you?), the freeze-dried donkey I absolutely lost it.... and then came the sock puppet... My poor neighbours...

  • @1997TL1000
    @1997TL1000 4 года назад +971

    “That is why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe 🦒 “
    Stick a fork in me I’m done 💀

    • @desmondd1984
      @desmondd1984 4 года назад +16

      Zefrank finally went crazy hahah.

    • @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
      @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 4 года назад

      🍴

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад +16

      "an empty giraffe" is the most weirdly threatening phrase I've heard all month.

    • @MrAntrikch
      @MrAntrikch 4 года назад +1

      No. I will not, Sir!

    • @1997TL1000
      @1997TL1000 4 года назад

      Antriksh Tiwari 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you very much! Forks hurt more than I realized!

  • @Hannah-pg3te
    @Hannah-pg3te 4 года назад +661

    That image of a giraffe-shaped human baby was uncalled for

    • @steshadejardo886
      @steshadejardo886 4 года назад +28

      That image was amazeballs

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +2

      Me and my brother were so confused.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 4 года назад +13

      it was a perfect way of showing what happened to the giraffe's legs - even if it was weird. . . :}

    • @LilMissMurder3409
      @LilMissMurder3409 4 года назад +1

      Please explain why?

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 года назад +13

      I felt something for the first time in weeks, and what I felt was dread

  • @hinduwarrior123
    @hinduwarrior123 Год назад +1

    Beautifully narrated🤣🤣🤣 Love from the Indian Himalayas!!!!

  • @BigBass-xf5yi
    @BigBass-xf5yi 27 дней назад

    Best channel on the interwebs.
    And the background music is always perfectly employed.👍🏻

  • @atkomusic
    @atkomusic 4 года назад +542

    “A horse that’s been vacuum sealed” that’s gold

    • @Tinpinming
      @Tinpinming 4 года назад +6

      "horse has been flippin' you off" lmao

    • @joe125ful
      @joe125ful 4 года назад

      More like strange:)

  • @aurora8748
    @aurora8748 4 года назад +627

    Girrafes are just- zebras who said "I'm not like other girls" and decided to dissapoint their ancestors by evolving into essentially a stick attached to a potato

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 4 года назад +23

      disappoint? more like make em proud.
      They look like evolutionary mistakes who somehow still managed to make it big, mind yall.

    • @john-richardelliott4039
      @john-richardelliott4039 4 года назад

      Giraffes and zebras are in different orders

    • @samhaines8228
      @samhaines8228 4 года назад

      obviously

    • @PinkPenPlays
      @PinkPenPlays 4 года назад +1

      420th like.

    • @Hoosje11
      @Hoosje11 4 года назад +2

      Giraffes look nothing like zebras/horses... they look more like camels/llamas but k

  • @GrimDMasterMind
    @GrimDMasterMind Год назад +1

    "The tallest giraffe is taller than other giraffe." Ze Frank. Absolutely flawless analysis.

  • @SPE3DYEMO
    @SPE3DYEMO 3 года назад +7

    9:05 wait how are they exactly perfectly in sync?

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 4 года назад +485

    "Giraffes, who's heads look like a horse head got vacuum sealed"
    He's not wrong tho

    • @batwom4304
      @batwom4304 4 года назад +5

      The man is a Picasso who’s brush is the English language.

    • @003mohamud
      @003mohamud 4 года назад +4

      "Its like someone paper mache'd horns on a freeze-dried donkey"

  • @benistingray6097
    @benistingray6097 4 года назад +367

    "This remarkable camouflage makes the giraffe virtualy invisible, Where are they? You dont know."
    Lmao, thanks zefrank1

    • @ishab.6798
      @ishab.6798 4 года назад +2

      That had me laughing for a good 30 seconds.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 4 года назад

      They're hiding behind the larch.

  • @reclusivelysocial5223
    @reclusivelysocial5223 2 года назад +6

    Oh goodness I cannot contain my laughter! I just discovered you today and have been binge watching your videos. They are all sooooo good man! Awesome narration and story telling!

  • @estelamaria2393
    @estelamaria2393 3 года назад +1

    The final lion/giraffe reasoning was a piece of art.
    I dont know what to say.

  • @allstarpterosaur850
    @allstarpterosaur850 4 года назад +3302

    “The tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes.”

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    Edit: Holy hell mama gazelle! Look at all those likes!

    • @DragonKillur
      @DragonKillur 4 года назад +7

      Is 9ne minute, always one minute?

    • @BoblaxXIII
      @BoblaxXIII 4 года назад +53

      People die when they are killed.

    • @sosukeaizen7056
      @sosukeaizen7056 4 года назад +30

      Police allegedly find guns in a gun store

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 4 года назад +18

      @@sosukeaizen7056 Legend has it other people have found guns in gun stores too... I don't know how credible that legend is, though... to be honest. ;o)

    • @krisjinstark4843
      @krisjinstark4843 4 года назад +10

      @@gnarthdarkanen7464it is also the alleged home of the mythical arms dealer

  • @thegoatarmy6699
    @thegoatarmy6699 4 года назад +315

    “That’s right, horse is flipping you off, four times”

  • @robynpicknell7801
    @robynpicknell7801 Год назад +8

    I always look forward to a new video from Zefrank! And am constantly re-watching his old ones.😁 I also always use his way of saying baby and birds in my head, and love the science hippies too, because it is kinda true.

  • @mayaelise5208
    @mayaelise5208 Год назад

    'The dog is to the duck as the duck is to the giraffe' is a great conversation starter

  • @benjaminfarias9169
    @benjaminfarias9169 4 года назад +420

    "This remarkable camouflage makes the Giraffe virtually invisible"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @StrainOfThought
    @StrainOfThought 4 года назад +360

    Gods I love the antagonistic relationship between the narrator and his scriptwriter.

    • @cheekyb71
      @cheekyb71 4 года назад +25

      It would really blow your mind then to learn that the scriptwriter IS the narrator... hahahaha

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 4 года назад +8

      @@cheekyb71 did he stutter

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 4 года назад +1

      Gods, polytheistic or autocorrect

    • @CoolColton947
      @CoolColton947 4 года назад

      @@alienindisguise5546
      I feel as if the answer is "Yes"

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 4 года назад

      @@CoolColton947 that Tells Me nothing

  • @Brievel
    @Brievel Год назад +1

    Thank you for this confirmation that Lisa Frank was actually a thing. I haven't seen either Lisa Frank products or a reference to them in ten years and was beginning to wonder if I dreamed the whole thing.

  • @secondghost
    @secondghost 3 года назад +712

    "Where are they? You don't know!"
    *I'm dead*

    • @darfish2769
      @darfish2769 3 года назад +5

      No you're not

    • @giwifruit5032
      @giwifruit5032 3 года назад +18

      @@darfish2769 Youre a real knockout at parties. Arent you

    • @darfish2769
      @darfish2769 3 года назад +10

      @@giwifruit5032 No? That sentence makes no sense, who is a knockout at parties? If you mean by knocking people out yes, I never lose fights

    • @giwifruit5032
      @giwifruit5032 3 года назад +10

      @@darfish2769 ah, I see your a muscle head too

    • @darfish2769
      @darfish2769 3 года назад +7

      @@giwifruit5032 Yeah straggot, DYEL?

  • @garuelx8627
    @garuelx8627 4 года назад +507

    "Oh, this relationship just got interesting... "
    That's how the male giraffe do, zefrank.

    • @corbinbarron8772
      @corbinbarron8772 4 года назад +55

      garuelx86 They’re dangerously gay. Like it’s actually a problem they don’t make enough babies

    • @garuelx8627
      @garuelx8627 4 года назад +4

      @@corbinbarron8772 yup

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista 4 года назад +60

      @@corbinbarron8772 Where can I apply for the title "dangerously gay"?

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 4 года назад +23

      @@corbinbarron8772 Not really, there's a lot of ambiguity in the studies, since a lot of mating with females apparently went unobserved as a lot more babies were born than observed matings accounted for.

    • @respectfulgamer7232
      @respectfulgamer7232 4 года назад +4

      Corbin Barron: A species going "dangerously gay" sounds highly unlikely.

  • @kswis
    @kswis Год назад

    Few giraffe documentaries make me laugh. You did well, I thank you

  • @Oblivicraft2012
    @Oblivicraft2012 2 года назад +3

    I never want to see human baby giraffe ever again. Not even going back to link it! Right before 4:58.

  • @cannedgoodness9633
    @cannedgoodness9633 4 года назад +331

    Nobody gonna talk about that horrifying stretched baby picture? Ok I guess...

    • @Xacris
      @Xacris 4 года назад +13

      I was screaming and they just didn't acknowledge it

    • @LastingAscension
      @LastingAscension 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 4 года назад +10

      @@Xacris It's ok, human baby flesh giraffe can't hurt you anymore

    • @nekrataali
      @nekrataali 4 года назад +3

      That was some Kingdom Death: Monster type shit

    • @BoredInNW6
      @BoredInNW6 4 года назад +2

      *bebbeh

  • @pokoirlyase5931
    @pokoirlyase5931 4 года назад +291

    "Also the face of a giraffe looks like that of horse that has been vacuum-sealed"
    I'm dead

  • @defnotsimon1922
    @defnotsimon1922 Год назад +4

    9:35 come here ducky LMAO what

  • @x_x999
    @x_x999 3 года назад +2

    I never would've imagined in my wildest dreams, that a channel like this would exist! It's magnificent!

  • @systemgroove3406
    @systemgroove3406 4 года назад +1355

    *_"Ooh this relationship just got interesting."_*
    _I feel exposed. I just want to love people-_

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 4 года назад +284

    Plants that are poisonous, barbed, etc: "No, do NOT eat me"
    Giraffes, Koalas, etc: "How about I do...anyway?"

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 4 года назад +6

      Bill wurtz reference right there

    • @lockematthews6049
      @lockematthews6049 4 года назад +15

      Us too. Caffeine is harmful to insects but addicting to humans

    • @Johncornwell103
      @Johncornwell103 4 года назад +5

      @@lockematthews6049
      Nicotine is theorized to be a natural insecticide.
      Yet in humans when created in Labs and not via Tobacco is actually good for your brain.
      In a double blind study it was more effective at slowing the progression of dementia than any pharmaceutical drug on the market.
      It also impossible to get addicted to.

    • @TeenDream888
      @TeenDream888 4 года назад

      bamboo, too

    • @b0rder.-991
      @b0rder.-991 4 года назад +1

      Bill wurtz and zefrank need to collab

  • @medicwebber3037
    @medicwebber3037 8 месяцев назад

    And people think intelligence can’t be funny. This was hysterical!

  • @kayemonk9712
    @kayemonk9712 2 года назад +1

    "Horse be flippin you off 4 times." 😂😂😂

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +1162

    ZeFrank: *bebes*
    Me: My day is made.

    • @mundanemonday7091
      @mundanemonday7091 4 года назад +22

      i want someone to make a compilation of him saying bebes...... its hilarious and adorable at the same time.

    • @lidulkadut
      @lidulkadut 4 года назад +15

      *baerds*

    • @lylachristopherson865
      @lylachristopherson865 4 года назад +3

      BeBes!!!

    • @mountainman2068
      @mountainman2068 4 года назад +5

      He also says dew like *_dëwr_*

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 4 года назад

      That's how ZeFrank dyew.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +1699

    Interesting fact: because giraffes are even toed ungulates, they're technically kosher. That would make one heck of a Passover centerpiece.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 года назад +66

      Now I’m interested in how they taste

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +117

      @@lemmonboy6459 Probably somewhat beefy, but tougher and stringier. Similar to horse or camel.

    • @elizabethwinsor5140
      @elizabethwinsor5140 3 года назад +17

      Jew know I didn't know that ! Bah miz fa !

    • @yemyearmii7231
      @yemyearmii7231 3 года назад +14

      We’re not allowed to eat horses and they’re technically a cousin or whatever

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 3 года назад +120

      I was thinking that. I think it was specifically "should have two hooves, and MUST chew the cud." I recall there being like a whole spiel in the Bibe that goes along the lines of "Okay so rabbits don't have any hooves, but they chew cud so you can eat them. Pigs may have two toes, but they do NOT chew cud, so you can't eat them." Child Me was very confused until I considered that rabbis probably just needed a reason to stop people from getting sick from eating certain types of meat.

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 2 года назад

    Why was this line the funniest to me? "the giraffe go ahead and switch the style up" 5:37

  • @sheltonbiddle6428
    @sheltonbiddle6428 3 года назад +9

    “The product of a camel and a leopard...humping...kill me”😂

  • @daveswinfield
    @daveswinfield 4 года назад +295

    If I was taught like this in school, I'd know much more about how things do.

  • @csweezey18
    @csweezey18 4 года назад +761

    True Facts about the Zefrank:
    It is a hybrid of a zebra and a frankfurter.

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 года назад +2

      Lol 😂😂

    • @ethanpoole3443
      @ethanpoole3443 4 года назад +10

      Well, that wasn’t very helpful, was it?!

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 года назад +1

      @@ethanpoole3443 it was funny

    • @ethanpoole3443
      @ethanpoole3443 4 года назад +5

      harshavardhan naidu I think you missed the significance of my line in the context of this video. Admittedly I should probably have appended a “:-)”.

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 года назад

      @@ethanpoole3443 ah 😂😂

  • @unicornwizhez4115
    @unicornwizhez4115 2 года назад +1

    Dude the human baby in the shape of a giraffe is something I didn’t need to see lmao this is the best one lol

  • @markhenderson6389
    @markhenderson6389 3 года назад +2

    This might be my favorite one yet. Informative and laugh-out-loud funny. Well done!

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 4 года назад +176

    Can never unseen the "two little shoes worn by someone that needs to go to the bathroom" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lobster_Dance
    @Lobster_Dance 4 года назад +463

    I didn’t see any giraffes in this video. Must be really good camouflage.

    • @ragged2233
      @ragged2233 4 года назад +3

      Too, I‘m kinda disappointed:/

    • @wobwobby3845
      @wobwobby3845 3 года назад

      Can u see me? No.....ok :(

    • @mareep9821
      @mareep9821 3 года назад

      @@wobwobby3845 icu

  • @newmoon766
    @newmoon766 Год назад +2

    We went to the Portland zoo when I was 5.The exhibit was arranged so patrons could feed peanuts to the giraffes from a path that ran along the top of one end. The giraffe would stretch out its neck, and delicately pluck the peanut from your hand with that prehensile tongue. I can still remember that amazing grey tongue. 🦒

  • @Marael
    @Marael 2 года назад

    Whenever I feep down I come back to watch this awesome documentary

  • @alvinnguyen3163
    @alvinnguyen3163 3 года назад +888

    "You realize in a pack of zebras you will appear as a floating steak?"
    "YUP"

    • @d1g1beastpr1me7
      @d1g1beastpr1me7 3 года назад +40

      Pack tactics. If you are all floating stakes, you are all tasty. Therefore, the lion cannot choose,

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +12

      @@d1g1beastpr1me7 the lion is me at Taco Bell. I am the lion.

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 3 года назад +2

      @@d1g1beastpr1me7 ah, but laziness dictates you go for the easiest to kill, which means the closest or slowest

    • @thebandplayedon..6145
      @thebandplayedon..6145 2 года назад

      Honestly, happy I was home alone watching that bc that line had me belly laughing, snort laughing... like 'ugly crying' but with giggles.
      lol

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 4 года назад +163

    This man needs a show on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel that’s just him making mock-umentary style Planet Earth.

    • @poltive
      @poltive 4 года назад +9

      I would buy a premium subscription just for this.

    • @kirdi6125
      @kirdi6125 4 года назад +2

      OMG count me a subscriber ❤

    • @dtownknives
      @dtownknives 4 года назад +2

      Check out round planet on Netflix. It's a pretty funny mockumentary

  • @jayjaycastelli9178
    @jayjaycastelli9178 3 года назад +1

    “And that is why you always see lions around when you come across an empty giraffe “🦒. 😂

  • @dianequince8761
    @dianequince8761 Год назад +2

    Love all your videos but this one had me laughing so much. Thanks Zefrank 😃

  • @ElvenGodFromHell
    @ElvenGodFromHell 4 года назад +182

    Unmentionned true fact : Giraffe's necks evolved to be that long as to not smell their own farts.

    • @ddobry21
      @ddobry21 4 года назад +3

      But I thought all animals other than human enjoy a good butt sniff and that a fart would merely spread the butt sniff fumes around to their great satisfaction?

    • @1997TL1000
      @1997TL1000 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mombosibes107
      @mombosibes107 4 года назад

      @@ddobry21 Specially all the animals that got their noses next to their asses.

    • @ddobry21
      @ddobry21 4 года назад

      @@mombosibes107 exactly :)

    • @jimdoner3443
      @jimdoner3443 4 года назад +2

      I'm sure it sucks to be the shortest girraffe in the herd