True Facts: Stinkhorns

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @biscuit4658
    @biscuit4658 5 лет назад +1653

    i’m scared and fascinated at the same time

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 5 лет назад +2108

    "Or a person with a sinus infection put an m-80 in his nostril"
    I swear all of Zefranks analogies are pure gold

    • @satriyoajiP
      @satriyoajiP 5 лет назад +8

      i must say i agree with u

    • @asshole9191
      @asshole9191 5 лет назад +5

      If loudness were silence they would be the loudest birds

    • @riversong4997
      @riversong4997 2 года назад +10

      My favorite is, "Like a lactose-intolerant cheesemaker, the cuttlefish is unaware of its own gift."

    • @james3098
      @james3098 Год назад +1

      Not forgetting "to imagine this, imagine something you can't even imagine"

  • @charleschidsey6192
    @charleschidsey6192 5 лет назад +1893

    “All the little spore bebbes are off into the world”. Oddly comforting.

  • @jimmyhamm9737
    @jimmyhamm9737 3 года назад +1010

    CAN BREAK THRU ASPHALT; DAMN THAT IS A STRONG STIFFY.

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon 3 года назад +50

      And this is why I read the comments section ☕️ For this quality gold. Thank you.

    • @cavvieira
      @cavvieira 3 года назад +15

      That's just Tuesdays.

    • @KrotowX
      @KrotowX 3 года назад +2

      Stiffy is already from OzzyMan's lexicon.

    • @lavetissene339
      @lavetissene339 3 года назад +1

      Bri'ish

    • @scottperkins5038
      @scottperkins5038 3 года назад +3

      I am unable to fathom why this needs to be in app caps but I'm glad it is godspeed sir.

  • @tomhewitt8017
    @tomhewitt8017 4 года назад +4103

    2:08 "This slime is- oof... I'm sorry"
    We all felt that one, Gerry

  • @Xiquarius
    @Xiquarius 5 лет назад +882

    The genuine "Oof, I'm sorry" as the mushroom broke apart broke me.

    • @joshuarorrer1813
      @joshuarorrer1813 5 лет назад +28

      Same here! It took me a minute to realize this man said "oof". I'm still laughing!

    • @adriennefigueroa2216
      @adriennefigueroa2216 5 лет назад +3

      That was one of several parts of this video that had me in tears! So good 👍😂

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 лет назад +1

      We all have bad days, even mushrooms.

    • @jonathandonley3299
      @jonathandonley3299 5 лет назад

      Yeah. That's about when the tears started in the middle of laughing so hard.

  • @Genetics80
    @Genetics80 5 лет назад +7516

    "True facts is not appropriate for children, or adults who don't act like children." -Zefrank

    • @professionalcommenter
      @professionalcommenter 5 лет назад +8

      @@ericolens3 Ha ha ha!

    • @danielb270
      @danielb270 5 лет назад +21

      @Pseudo Typos it is a quote from another
      "True facts" vide (just so you know)

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 5 лет назад +14

      @@ericolens3 no you will have adolescence. Your puberty was your midlife crisis.

    • @theresatyler4043
      @theresatyler4043 5 лет назад +2

      @@gabriel300010 lolololololol...!!!

    • @GameCaveMA
      @GameCaveMA 5 лет назад +3

      COPPA will still fine him

  • @penelopeclaire539
    @penelopeclaire539 3 года назад +527

    I finished a whole bowl of chili watching this video and I didn't even hesitate for a single bite out of sheer willpower. I just want you to know I'm really proud of myself for succeeding at that.

  • @thatyepez
    @thatyepez 5 лет назад +3876

    I thought Elsa was an injured turtle at first, would’ve been horrifying if there was no audio

    • @Grab_001
      @Grab_001 5 лет назад +319

      “Local tortoise at the zoo explodes onto the viewing glass, traumatizing every child present. ROLL THE CLIP.”

    • @danio6704
      @danio6704 5 лет назад +25

      Same

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 5 лет назад +46

      "Get the popcorn!"
      "It's in the tortoise cage!"

    • @williamjackson194
      @williamjackson194 5 лет назад +16

      I can only imagine the person trying to put in their head phones while the video plays.

    • @miko57wang
      @miko57wang 5 лет назад +22

      I was watching this with no audio. This was in fact traumatizing.

  • @SilvioMDante
    @SilvioMDante 5 лет назад +2116

    And that ladies and gents, is how the Stinkhorn Mushroom do.

    • @Menderino
      @Menderino 5 лет назад

      Hello dr meeem lel

    • @Notnathanlikeschicken
      @Notnathanlikeschicken 5 лет назад +2

      xavier marcha That's the joke

    • @coldpulse8477
      @coldpulse8477 5 лет назад

      Ew

    • @shelly_asmr
      @shelly_asmr 5 лет назад

      I miss him saying that!

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 5 месяцев назад

      But he forgot about the stinkhorn mushroom that’s said to be the world’s most potent aphrodisiac 😂 don’t believe me, look up stinkhorn mushroom that can make a person climax just by smelling it and be grateful it’s called a stinkhorn for a reason 😂

  • @caden0622
    @caden0622 5 лет назад +1823

    “It’s all over rather quickly...”
    Well, I tried my best. No need to be demanding.

    • @suryaniningsih5619
      @suryaniningsih5619 5 лет назад +3

      LP

    • @jama17gill
      @jama17gill 5 лет назад +3

      I think that thing belonged to Jeffrey Epstein?!

    • @sailormoonstone5172
      @sailormoonstone5172 5 лет назад +6

      These comments are so great. I’ll always love this channel

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 ohhhh, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face, first from the video, then from the comments section!

    • @hairyfrog429
      @hairyfrog429 3 года назад

      😂

  • @jdsbees3257
    @jdsbees3257 3 года назад +82

    The stinkhorn eggs are edible. They have a slightly radish-like and water chestnut taste and texture. According to them, Stinkhorn witch's eggs can be eaten raw or cooked, and remind the chef more of vegetables than mushroom in their flavors.

    • @Liz-sc3np
      @Liz-sc3np Год назад +5

      Eww noo!

    • @jdsbees3257
      @jdsbees3257 Год назад +16

      @@Liz-sc3np Oddly, the eggs don’t have any bad odor, they do t start stinking until they sprout. Still didn’t keep me from staying as far as my shovel handle would reach, away from them. When something stinks so bad you can smell it from 20-30 feet away, it’s not meant to be eaten, touched, or anything else, except maybe covered up with dirt and hidden.

    • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
      @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 Год назад +3

      So kinda... nutty

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 5 лет назад +1831

    *tip breaks off the fungus
    “Ooof, I’m sorry.”

    • @nocturnal0072
      @nocturnal0072 5 лет назад +53

      Imagine something like that happens to your junk. I cringed immediately.

    • @talon310calif
      @talon310calif 5 лет назад +20

      I felt sorry too.

    • @carolnorton2551
      @carolnorton2551 5 лет назад +10

      I laughed till I hurt !

    • @diamondbrony8550
      @diamondbrony8550 5 лет назад +3

      roblox player

    • @catyoga3691
      @catyoga3691 5 лет назад +2

      @@nocturnal0072 it not just breaks off it's ripped

  • @thewarlocke5303
    @thewarlocke5303 5 лет назад +1753

    I was not prepared for how horrifying and hilarious this turned out to be

  • @taramerryman7330
    @taramerryman7330 4 года назад +6641

    I never get tired of hearing him the word “babies”.

  • @NasDaily_11
    @NasDaily_11 Месяц назад +81

    Mushroom did wonders in my life. I could remember several years ago after divorce with my wife which brought me into my disastrous journey on Alcohol and cigarettes. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.

    • @Josh-k7e
      @Josh-k7e Месяц назад +1

      I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.

    • @ErnestoHorner88
      @ErnestoHorner88 Месяц назад

      Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them

    • @CathieGomez-mp8sk
      @CathieGomez-mp8sk Месяц назад +4

      Yes Predroshrooms

    • @Micnesia-c1l
      @Micnesia-c1l Месяц назад

      I'm so very happy for you mate, Psilocybin is absolutely amazing, the way it shows you things, the way it teaches you things. I can not believe our world and our people shows less interest about it's helpfulness to humanity. It's love. The mushrooms heals people by showing the truth, it would be so beneficial for so many people, especially politicians and the rich who have lost their way and every other persons out there.

    • @EdwardJacob-x8o
      @EdwardJacob-x8o Месяц назад

      Where can I find him? Can I Google this dude

  • @BBHexKey
    @BBHexKey 5 лет назад +2918

    "If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out."

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi 5 лет назад +92

      This is the comment I scrolled for.

    • @kuro1803
      @kuro1803 5 лет назад +11

      TK W same

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi 5 лет назад +27

      @@kuro1803 Great minds... So far we're in the company of 110 great minds that think alike!

    • @Rustman80
      @Rustman80 5 лет назад +60

      "It's on the tip of my tongue. It's on the tip your tongue too Jerry."

    • @djgoodot
      @djgoodot 5 лет назад +11

      This is the comment I hoped not to see..

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 5 лет назад +5549

    zefrank1: The world's first writer of nature documentary erotica.

    • @danieltaber4924
      @danieltaber4924 5 лет назад +51

      Most assuredly not.

    • @remanjecarter2787
      @remanjecarter2787 5 лет назад +55

      When is he gonna publish a book
      Asking for a friend

    • @cannedmusic
      @cannedmusic 5 лет назад +54

      at least the first you can really wrap your han...HEAD around

    • @MrMakavcio
      @MrMakavcio 5 лет назад +31

      Oh boy. you must be new to the internet. I salute your innocence

    • @siawsebastian9089
      @siawsebastian9089 5 лет назад +10

      I think that's Jerry.

  • @humboldt2087
    @humboldt2087 5 лет назад +615

    Did anyone else get shivers when "Elsa" emerged at the beginning of the video?

    • @hectorrosales9752
      @hectorrosales9752 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah, I ain't afraid of holes, but my trypophobia kicked hard as fuck with that clip.

    • @SSName
      @SSName 5 лет назад +4

      Look inside the holes. *HURLS*

    • @meijimontage803
      @meijimontage803 5 лет назад +3

      Let it go guys

    • @SSName
      @SSName 5 лет назад +7

      The holes never bothered me anyway

    • @compherut
      @compherut 5 лет назад +1

      Erick O'Donnell I actually screamed

  • @Vincenttst
    @Vincenttst 4 года назад +252

    when he said Glebur, I had a feeling he was advertising a Plumbus.

    • @guyonthecouch136
      @guyonthecouch136 3 года назад +6

      I died

    • @pscyking
      @pscyking 3 года назад +8

      This is what happens when God spends Edible Sunday binge-watching Rick & Morty and retconning evolution.

    • @28russ
      @28russ 3 года назад +2

      Just commented it sounded like they were making a Plumbus haha

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 3 года назад

      Gleba* smh

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🙌🏽💀👻

  • @CherryBeScary
    @CherryBeScary 5 лет назад +8961

    The only man with a voice that makes me WANT to learn something gross

    • @cowboykelly6590
      @cowboykelly6590 5 лет назад +29

      Cherry : So True

    • @LomasneyAaron
      @LomasneyAaron 4 года назад +13

      Cherry Plays i read this with a comma after something

    • @xenon1585
      @xenon1585 4 года назад +3

      True

    • @narcfreekeekee9168
      @narcfreekeekee9168 4 года назад +8

      Cherry Plays so that’s why I’m still watching

    • @eno4516
      @eno4516 4 года назад +7

      My phobias are screaming

  • @thatgirlwithbangs
    @thatgirlwithbangs 5 лет назад +598

    “If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out.” I laughed so hard omg

  • @walihamid4104
    @walihamid4104 5 лет назад +1216

    That first clip was something out of a horror movie.

    • @TH3C001
      @TH3C001 5 лет назад +27

      The flashing lights toward the end really give it that vibe. Like a scene from John Carpenter's The Thing.

    • @hebleh5771
      @hebleh5771 5 лет назад +17

      @ss naw fuck that

    • @deidjera
      @deidjera 5 лет назад +2

      Kinda looks like the blob emerging from the comet.

    • @timeatop8836
      @timeatop8836 5 лет назад

      Acknowledge

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 5 лет назад

      Nibbler800, you don’t know these True Facts videos very well, do you.

  • @muhammadalvarezafannani2922
    @muhammadalvarezafannani2922 3 года назад +51

    if you never seen an stinkhorn before, heres a clip of a kitten an puppy
    best quote of the day

  • @АлександърМакедонски-х7т

    Spit it out, Jerry!

    • @Squashed8Ball
      @Squashed8Ball 5 лет назад +10

      No innuendo in that line at all. None. Nada. Zilch!

    • @jerska100
      @jerska100 5 лет назад +6

      The funny thing is my name is actually Jerry n i started laughing so hard.

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 5 лет назад +4

      "JERRY ITS NO USE HIDING ANYMORE "

    • @DedEternal
      @DedEternal 5 лет назад +2

      Phallus erectus

    • @ryotaarai3816
      @ryotaarai3816 5 лет назад +6

      Like he said, a PEN IS useful to write it down when you remember what it looks like 😉

  • @skinisdelicious3365
    @skinisdelicious3365 5 лет назад +1313

    The kitten and puppy wasnt enough

  • @aliquid0
    @aliquid0 4 года назад +1488

    "it's kind of like a cave troll took a stab at inventing a daisy..."
    GOLD

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 года назад +39

      "Ees good daisy! Urgl proud!"

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 года назад +18

      *He did his best damnit!*

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 4 года назад +10

      "Or a person with a sinus infection put an M-80 in his nostrils."

    • @tvm-manducktv8375
      @tvm-manducktv8375 4 года назад

      (●´ω`●)Please see my RUclips^_^

  • @DamianSiIvers
    @DamianSiIvers 3 года назад +364

    "Can break through concrete"
    A few seconds later
    Buckles under own weight*

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon 3 года назад +37

      being able to support weight and exert force are too different things

    • @cavvieira
      @cavvieira 3 года назад +1

      Sounds accurate.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 3 года назад

      Some species can

    • @tsrmmercy836
      @tsrmmercy836 3 года назад +3

      @@Biodeamon yeah but they mostly CORRELATE

    • @CJM-rg5rt
      @CJM-rg5rt 3 года назад +10

      It snagged on whatever that background is when it was growing. It kinda proves it's strength rather than disproves it. Certainly didn't break from It's own weight.

  • @montybishop2367
    @montybishop2367 5 лет назад +2345

    I could have gone my whole life not knowing these existed

    • @opalescentrosesb.w.3774
      @opalescentrosesb.w.3774 5 лет назад +87

      Be happy you've never smelled it, it's bad...

    • @tomolife45
      @tomolife45 5 лет назад +6

      69likes

    • @atoka2206
      @atoka2206 5 лет назад +70

      Few days ago one was growing behind our workshop and i kicked it, and it severed. The next day it was bigger than before and i was like what in the actual fuck is this?
      lol

    • @hazydoom69
      @hazydoom69 5 лет назад +24

      @@atoka2206 the hydra of mushrooms

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 5 лет назад +16

      Try looking up the female ginkgo tree, as its fruit smells like vomit mixed with rotting flesh.....

  • @foolishsamurai
    @foolishsamurai 5 лет назад +1449

    Me: "Oh mushrooms, my dad likes mushrooms, he will enjoy this one"
    10 mins later me : "Jerry spit it out"

  • @madcasual1111
    @madcasual1111 5 лет назад +2924

    “Elsa would like to show you something”
    Me: could she like, not, though

    • @zakrylee9918
      @zakrylee9918 5 лет назад +9

      Madison Curry LOL

    • @hannahkalter5405
      @hannahkalter5405 5 лет назад +7

      Madison Curry honestly though 😂

    • @OpalSilkMoth
      @OpalSilkMoth 5 лет назад +74

      Don't be rude! She's very shy and it took alot of courage for her to show us!

    • @madcasual1111
      @madcasual1111 5 лет назад +40

      Yuri Trash I never consented 😡😡😤😤

    • @zakrylee9918
      @zakrylee9918 5 лет назад +11

      @@OpalSilkMoth The way you said that made me very uncomfortable I don't know why LOL.

  • @PuFFerTV98368
    @PuFFerTV98368 4 года назад +9

    The dialogue in this video is beyond excellent, also the chronometer interrupted cinematography is a pleasure to allow my rods and cones to interpret the reflected images along my optic nerve. The sensations my brain feels as it adjust my serotonin levels reminds me of something pleasurable. I HIGHLY recommend this collection of 1 & 0’s

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 4 года назад +2269

    Loving all the innuendo and double entendre...and just to finish it off, the colloquially-named stinkhorn is more correctly called _Phallus Impudicus._ Which is a bit of a mouthful...no, that didn't sound good at all. :-P

    • @Cayde-6sHorn
      @Cayde-6sHorn 4 года назад +78

      Read that in his voice. Instant to tier comment.

    • @alrune8
      @alrune8 4 года назад +84

      It's actually latin for "scandalous penis", i wonder why...

    • @bornontherimofchaos
      @bornontherimofchaos 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mitzinicoleritter211
      @mitzinicoleritter211 4 года назад +5

      LMBO😂

    • @Danae78
      @Danae78 4 года назад +7

      Loll ooo... so rated R.

  • @sciencoking
    @sciencoking 4 года назад +994

    True story: I was walking in the forest, blissfully unaware these things existed, and ran into an octopus stinkhorn. The smell and sight were truly creepypasta material, let me tell you

    • @aset2663
      @aset2663 4 года назад +57

      Oh damn, honestly reminds me of the time I heard an elk make those screaming sounds. I was terrified--

    • @LML1415
      @LML1415 3 года назад +11

      Oh man that would be creeeeeepy. Did they smell strong?

    • @sciencoking
      @sciencoking 3 года назад +53

      @@LML1415 I could smell it from several meters away. Kinda like a cadaver but not really. Made me expect a dead animal anyway, maybe the size of a rabbit. It wasn't exactly a jump scare when I found it but I definitely gave it a weird stare for a good few seconds :)

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 3 года назад +44

      For the last month, my daily covid hiking trail goes through a colony of common stinkhorns. It smells like the vegan version of a rotting carcass but what gets to me is the black goo on the tip.

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 года назад +6

      Just Google those, I would've thought that was an alien or something

  • @ArcaneAzmadi
    @ArcaneAzmadi 5 лет назад +785

    This is both the grossest and most innuendo-laden episode of True Facts ever.

  • @Dragonslayer420
    @Dragonslayer420 4 года назад +69

    "Fleshy origami" I will never see that the same way again

  • @dacksonflux
    @dacksonflux 5 лет назад +1703

    Don't listen to him, Jerry. Spitters are quitters.

  • @The85F0X
    @The85F0X 5 лет назад +4793

    If pornos were narrated, this would be the voice.

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 5 лет назад +79

      wrong, it'd be Markiplier's voice.

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 лет назад +4

      oops! haha

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 лет назад +11

      @@benthomason3307 meh

    • @loriw.9166
      @loriw.9166 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @Yoanka
      @Yoanka 5 лет назад +6

      @@benthomason3307 Oh yes, hahah. I feel like his frequent use of words like "goober" would lend itself to this role perfectly.

  • @Peaceful-Sheep
    @Peaceful-Sheep 4 года назад +2567

    The biology teacher every student dreamed of. 😂

    • @邹捷-z5y
      @邹捷-z5y 4 года назад +14

      "Emma just said gleba!"

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 3 года назад +30

      The biology student every teacher dreads.

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 года назад +11

      @@CanalTremocos
      It's Yin and Yang; can't have one without the other.

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 3 года назад +9

      My marine bio teacher actually used True Facts videos to help teach

    • @audrey4506
      @audrey4506 3 года назад +5

      I had a teacher that was exactly like this in high school. His class was super hard but he was a genuinely funny guy

  • @stillme4084
    @stillme4084 2 года назад +14

    This disturbed me very much. Thank you & please make more videos. It soothes me to know there are people more kooky than I.

  • @mariacillan9668
    @mariacillan9668 5 лет назад +884

    "If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out"
    ISTG THIS IS THE BEST INNUENDO JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD

    • @KeeganRobbins
      @KeeganRobbins 5 лет назад +56

      That, and him sneaking in the words "pen is" at the end. 😂

    • @Blackvoid2me
      @Blackvoid2me 5 лет назад +11

      But what if I wanna keep it in....do I get a surprise at the end?....

    • @extremenature9190
      @extremenature9190 5 лет назад +2

      Maybe for a 12 yo

    • @celestialrenamon
      @celestialrenamon 5 лет назад +1

      And he sets this up during no nut November lol

    • @TheLynx30
      @TheLynx30 5 лет назад +2

      @@extremenature9190 nah

  • @KennedyRose
    @KennedyRose 5 лет назад +946

    got an ad for Frozen 2 before the video started, then he says “this is Elsa”

    • @Kothar-
      @Kothar- 5 лет назад +31

      Big brother Google is watching

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 5 лет назад +11

      You're freaking lucky:3

    • @harukatakahashi8822
      @harukatakahashi8822 5 лет назад +3

      @@ericolens3 random but good to know:3

    • @finkejak
      @finkejak 5 лет назад

      To be fair, Frozen 2 is an amazing movie!

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 5 лет назад +523

    I love how right after he says “Oof, I’m sorry.” a third mushroom rises in a way that makes it look like it’s checking the other mushroom to see if it’s okay. 😂

    • @btchpants
      @btchpants 5 лет назад +24

      "Oof, I'm sorry." = broken penis joke

    • @bmcavazos91
      @bmcavazos91 5 лет назад +8

      😂 I had to rewind to that part and you're totally right lol hilarious and slightly adorable 😆

    • @MsPink0769
      @MsPink0769 5 лет назад +10

      It looked very concerned.

    • @MissingPatel
      @MissingPatel 5 лет назад +2

      @@btchpants I somehow felt that on my penis. Power of male penis empathy I guess.

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 Год назад +1

      it was not okay

  • @bocodamondo
    @bocodamondo 4 года назад +6304

    this whole video is just one giant innuendo joke

    • @viereuro8166
      @viereuro8166 4 года назад +16

      bocodamondo can u post more?

    • @MockedClown
      @MockedClown 4 года назад +9

      Why is channel no longer creating videos

    • @ianbuilds7712
      @ianbuilds7712 4 года назад +37

      A pen is... Good to keep by your bedside Incase it comes to you in your sleep😂😂. If it comes to you first just spit it out...

    • @donaldbrown7715
      @donaldbrown7715 4 года назад +7

      Well,yes,I do believe you are correct. I also believe that is part of the reason people keep watching every video he makes. ;-)

    • @donaldbrown7715
      @donaldbrown7715 4 года назад +9

      builds ahahaha, too funny, I mean, he really milked it for every drop,didnt he? Oops, I just did it myself.oh my

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 5 лет назад +497

    The double entendres here are a thing of beauty.

    • @curiousmiami
      @curiousmiami 5 лет назад +10

      No one does it better than him it's poetry hahaha

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 5 лет назад +5

      I can't quite put my finger on what you're trying to say.

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 5 лет назад +1

      Just wait until he reviews the Rafflesia.

    • @winstonheard9769
      @winstonheard9769 5 лет назад

      We ventured dangerously close to single entendre territory lol

    • @quietone748
      @quietone748 5 лет назад

      Unlike Elsa. LOL

  • @natetwooi991
    @natetwooi991 5 лет назад +807

    Note to self: Don't eat while watching this guy.

    • @treynewtod9743
      @treynewtod9743 5 лет назад +27

      Coward

    • @loganhowling5670
      @loganhowling5670 5 лет назад +8

      Too late

    • @djvasforever
      @djvasforever 5 лет назад +13

      Spit it out

    • @Leroset
      @Leroset 5 лет назад +12

      I like to live dangerously. I ALWAYS eat when watching a ZeFrank video.

    • @natetwooi991
      @natetwooi991 5 лет назад +2

      Heh, think that's dangerous?
      Try eating while watching AVGN.

  • @JohnJaggerJack
    @JohnJaggerJack 2 года назад +6

    @ 03:25 "...a (pen is) useful to have by your bed side...". Brilliant. Jeremy Clarkson brilliant.

  • @lordtachanka903
    @lordtachanka903 5 лет назад +571

    “A PEN IS useful to keep by your bedside” lmfao

  • @erica22595
    @erica22595 5 лет назад +473

    “A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in their nostrils.”
    Paint with words.

    • @bex3471
      @bex3471 5 лет назад +3

      or blood and mucus

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 5 лет назад +4

      @@bex3471 yep, Jackson Pollock painting. LOL

    • @blountjuice4932
      @blountjuice4932 5 лет назад +1

      Eric Ayala I’m a black violinist! Check meh out!

    • @nihilismistheonlyway4680
      @nihilismistheonlyway4680 5 лет назад +1

      yum yum

    • @earlgunman6325
      @earlgunman6325 5 лет назад +5

      @@blountjuice4932 Bitch, you're barely brown. Quit acting like you're the first black person to do it. Nobody gives a fuck. It is also funny that all of your shameless, self promoting posts have one like on them. This is the 4th post by you on a comment on this video out of the last 5 I have clicked on...all with that one single like. That is a dead giveaway that you like your own shit. That's just pathetic.

  • @rhiacorvalis4302
    @rhiacorvalis4302 5 лет назад +2809

    "It's on the tip of my tongue, it's on the tip of your tongue too--"
    He knew what he was doing.

  • @horsegranola
    @horsegranola 3 года назад +51

    My very first college professor showed us “true facts about the owl” back in 2013. It calmed me down a lot and made me laugh! Thank you ☺️

  • @drtlhaupt
    @drtlhaupt 4 года назад +5385

    an adult voice with the humor of a 13 year old. my kind of guy. lol

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 4 года назад +149

      And one who is in fact quite genius in his overall work. Don't let the humor fool ya -- Mr. Frank has a degree in neuroscience. He's done numerous TED Talks, too. The best humor comes from a smart dude with the 'tude of an early teen, who doesn't give any flips about who might be offended. Sophomoric humor at its zenith, y'all.

    • @lilmike2710
      @lilmike2710 3 года назад +25

      Ikr.
      Farts, poop and dingdongs.

    • @NinoNiemanThe1st
      @NinoNiemanThe1st 3 года назад +9

      A not-that-funny 13 year old though.

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 3 года назад +20

      As I've heard it put: "Not for children, or adults who don't behave like children"

    • @lillyaarhaus9368
      @lillyaarhaus9368 3 года назад +19

      Dude same! People are way to serious nowadays

  • @wizardvozk5874
    @wizardvozk5874 5 лет назад +1993

    This guy is like David Attenborough's drunk cousin.

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear 5 лет назад +68

      He is the modern version of RUclips David Attenborough, with no professional experience or funding. But with a heart of passion and humor that touches everyone.

    • @LordZombitten
      @LordZombitten 5 лет назад

      Richard was also in that Christmas one with the girl from Matilda.

    • @LordZombitten
      @LordZombitten 5 лет назад +4

      @Chris Russell Home Alone definitely counts. So does Die Hard... and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

    • @dingovory
      @dingovory 5 лет назад

      So no one's gonna mention that the voice is an imitation of Morgan Freeman?

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 5 лет назад +1

      @@dingovory I thought so too when I was young and ignant

  • @Walter-fc3uq
    @Walter-fc3uq 5 лет назад +255

    I guess smelling like a decaying corpse is how the stinkhorn fungi do.

    • @lorraine9242
      @lorraine9242 5 лет назад +9

      or smelling like a bad case of crotch rot.

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 5 лет назад +1

      Well, honey may attract files, but a rotting corpse will is fine as well.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 5 лет назад +3

      And looks like a dildo-shaped wet turd.

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 3 года назад +59

    "Well if it's on the tip of both our tongues, i'm sure it'll come to one of us sooner or later Jerry." My god, i'm done. DOOONNNE! *holds guts laughing*

  • @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168
    @lordseelenfresserdemonking1168 5 лет назад +409

    The fact this guy did the research on this proves he has a strong stomach

  • @andrewroy9263
    @andrewroy9263 5 лет назад +534

    Me to myself: "You can do this. You are an adult. Don't laugh."

    • @sherlock7898
      @sherlock7898 5 лет назад +13

      Andrew Roy
      Me ten minutes later: No I’m not an adult 🤣HaHaHa

    • @diannelavoie5385
      @diannelavoie5385 5 лет назад +4

      Even if you don't laugh (how, I don't know), you'll definitely smirk.🤣

    • @andrewroy9263
      @andrewroy9263 5 лет назад +1

      @@diannelavoie5385 You got me on that one.

    • @micheleparker8123
      @micheleparker8123 5 лет назад +1

      I was so afraid to watch this episode... and I was right!😂🤣

    • @jakegonzalez8060
      @jakegonzalez8060 5 лет назад

      New challenge watch his videos without laughing let this challenge go viral immediately

  • @cornycogwheels
    @cornycogwheels 4 года назад +582

    "A pen is...useful for you to write things down... Y'know, so you don't forget it."
    That subtle hinting xD

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 4 года назад +4

      Hehe, yeah

    • @lukethompson7740
      @lukethompson7740 4 года назад +5

      Yes, he said pen is

    • @beanboy4900
      @beanboy4900 3 года назад +18

      I dunno why people try to quote things from videos on RUclips and still manage to entirely misquote the whole thing

    • @kahnfatman
      @kahnfatman 3 года назад +3

      You write down your DNA with than pen. Yes. You know it. My wife knows it. My son has not known that yet.

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 2 года назад

      🎶 Laaaaa!

  • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
    @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 3 года назад +21

    See, if this is how they taught all subjects in schools, the lessons would stick with us a lot longer.

  • @tidela4714
    @tidela4714 5 лет назад +1011

    Me: That’s disgusting.
    *Keeps watching anyway*

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 5 лет назад +13

      About:
      True
      TRUE FACTS

    • @MsSaraKirkpatrick
      @MsSaraKirkpatrick 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +8

      Although I'd also like to see more of the kitten and puppy together.

    • @sarah3796
      @sarah3796 5 лет назад +4

      Haha I watched it twice

    • @kevopopout4082
      @kevopopout4082 5 лет назад +2

      Why did I do that too😂

  • @emoglobin2195
    @emoglobin2195 5 лет назад +197

    RUclips: Fun's over, everyone, only family friendly content from now on or else
    Zefrank: no

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 5 лет назад +26

      And that is how Zefrank dehw.

    • @gabimurray5955
      @gabimurray5955 5 лет назад +4

      But he didn't say penis

    • @clray123
      @clray123 5 лет назад +6

      The funny part is that if it was you-know-what he would have to blur it out and put 18+ restriction on his video like it's been made by Satan. But an oozing stinkhorn is a-ok. This teaches you more about humanity than mushrooms.

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 4 года назад

      Gabi Murray, “A pen is...”

  • @selenatheabyssalwitch7416
    @selenatheabyssalwitch7416 4 года назад +4031

    "It's in the tip of both of our tongue."
    "If it comes to you first, just spit it out."
    "I just can't put my finger on it."
    "You can't put your finger on it all day, and when you're in bed at night, it just pops up out of nowhere."

  • @sonamdamo3648
    @sonamdamo3648 3 года назад +22

    "its in the tip of my tongue"
    "Its in the tip of your tongue too, Jerry"
    *Its in the tip of my tongue too*

  • @tangent7078
    @tangent7078 4 года назад +285

    2:09 is so funny. The little "oof, im sorry" gets me every time

  • @AI-zp6wx
    @AI-zp6wx 5 лет назад +2447

    Me: peacefully sitting in a cinema, waiting for Frozen 2 to start, watching this to kill some time
    Ugly mushroom: shows up
    Narrator: This is ELSA
    Me: terrified

  • @adamhawks3460
    @adamhawks3460 5 лет назад +212

    The amused laughter of him going “There you go” at the beginning spoke to me

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 4 года назад

      Adam Hawks me to - and it creeped me out 😆

  • @Shadowpastcool
    @Shadowpastcool 3 года назад +24

    For a moment the stink horn "fruit" looked like a Graboid, personally

  • @conspiracyspider
    @conspiracyspider 5 лет назад +176

    "Insanely folded fleshy origami", well that's an image I'm not going to get rid of for awhile.

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 5 лет назад +9

      imagine jerry but folded more than six times. then when the time is right his heart would grow three times and inflate his body unfurling him in his true majesty. that, is how a stinkhorn do

    • @mmmhorsesteaks
      @mmmhorsesteaks 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I've known girls like that.

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 лет назад +2

      Your intestinal lining.

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 5 лет назад +2

      *imagines a timelapse of people folding skin paper*

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 лет назад +2

      Mims Zanadustedt: Skin paper sounds like the name of an SCP.
      Either that, or a Melodic Death Metal band that loves to make obscured references to The Holocaust.

  • @haleychristianson7246
    @haleychristianson7246 5 лет назад +371

    i don’t know if i’m uncomfortable or mentally stable after watching this

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 5 лет назад +468

    “A PEN IS useful to have by your bedside”- Ze Frank 2019

    • @Galiaverse
      @Galiaverse 5 лет назад +25

      I understood everything else, and _that's_ the one that goes over my head? =/

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 5 лет назад +7

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Got it. 😂

    • @TinyFoxTom
      @TinyFoxTom 5 лет назад +8

      That's _sounding_ like good advice!

    • @shymickey6
      @shymickey6 5 лет назад +4

      A penis is useful by your bedside??? I don't get the joke still. 🙁

    • @gingerreeves722
      @gingerreeves722 5 лет назад

      @shymicky6 a PEN IS mightier, maybe?

  • @TheBollysongs
    @TheBollysongs 3 года назад +70

    The dirtiest one I've seen so far, I giggled like a school girl......"I can't put my finger on it" tee hee ☺😂

  • @drownedgod
    @drownedgod 5 лет назад +2130

    I hated every second of this video.
    Here's my like.

    • @johnomacian5586
      @johnomacian5586 5 лет назад +13

      what about the puppy and kitten part

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi 5 лет назад +11

      you couldn't possibly hate him saying "bebies" :D

    • @NougatNate
      @NougatNate 5 лет назад +1

      1997 Honda civic **flashbacks of true facts about ducks**
      Ummmmm.... I beg to differ

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 5 лет назад +3

      Normally, I find these things funny. Couldn't tell you why, but with the time-lapse it became unsettling and repulsive, especially the red cage one.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 5 лет назад +2

      @@OlOleander : Because they look like a horrible, horrible thing happened to some animal.

  • @mr.spiderthebug4273
    @mr.spiderthebug4273 5 лет назад +331

    Next time, when my mother asks me again, “why you don’t like mushrooms?” I will send her this video.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 5 лет назад +3

      Mr. Spider The Bug it makes me like them more...

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p 5 лет назад +3

      I will never question anyone again

    • @rancearnold8074
      @rancearnold8074 5 лет назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @PlasmaStickMan
      @PlasmaStickMan 5 лет назад

      Good thing these aren't the mushrooms that end up on my pizza or pasta then.

  • @sCube369
    @sCube369 5 лет назад +21

    "Well I'm sure that if it's at the tip of both of our tongues, it'll come to one of us. If it comes to you first, Jerry, just spit it out"
    Gold.

  • @jasonstough2934
    @jasonstough2934 4 года назад +3

    As always, well done. Love the videos, very educational, and the narration is superb. True facts about the Aye Aye and true facts about the sloth are still my favorites. Absolute gold!!! Thank you

  • @diannelavoie5385
    @diannelavoie5385 5 лет назад +163

    Now everybody say, "And that's how the stinkhorn fungi do", since he didn't.

    • @jermektubel
      @jermektubel 5 лет назад +6

      I said it! And laughed out loud to myself like an idiot. I love living but hate myself 😆

    • @markmarinas9418
      @markmarinas9418 5 лет назад +6

      Because that is how the comment section do

  • @happynaturalist1793
    @happynaturalist1793 5 лет назад +224

    Simultaneously the most disturbing AND the most informative “true facts”…

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody asked you, pervert

    • @vada6903
      @vada6903 5 лет назад +1

      @@ahhwe-any7434 how are they a pervert?

  • @Sam_Hue
    @Sam_Hue 5 лет назад +367

    When it grows it looks like a “ *Not-friendly-content* “

  • @queenbee3647
    @queenbee3647 Год назад +2

    "Its on the tip of your tongue too Jerry. Just spit it out". Hes the best. Jerry too.

  • @JoyousUnicorn
    @JoyousUnicorn 5 лет назад +1163

    Is this the worst or best true facts? Probably yes.

    • @rizalardiansyah4486
      @rizalardiansyah4486 5 лет назад +10

      You might need to see the true facts about frogs... Especially the ending... Nightmare...

    • @heinrichknierim5666
      @heinrichknierim5666 5 лет назад +5

      The one about marsupials will always have a special place in my heart .

    • @MissingPatel
      @MissingPatel 5 лет назад +7

      @@rizalardiansyah4486 trypophobia triggered!

    • @Gwyllgi
      @Gwyllgi 5 лет назад +10

      @@heinrichknierim5666
      Koalas in the rain
      (Koalas in the rain)
      No fucks given
      (Koala koala)
      My favourite

    • @gailrawson682
      @gailrawson682 5 лет назад

      He really needs to do one on hyenas. Especially the females. Their bits give the marsupials a run for their money.

  • @CrumpledPaperHearts
    @CrumpledPaperHearts 5 лет назад +597

    “A pen is useful to have at your bedside...” I see what you did there.

    • @JohnCalebWarren
      @JohnCalebWarren 5 лет назад +32

      They say the pen is mightier than the sword...

    • @Jikkuryuu
      @Jikkuryuu 5 лет назад +14

      I did not, until I read your comment. Thank you! :D

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 5 лет назад +4

      It's subtle.

    • @blackshard641
      @blackshard641 5 лет назад +5

      @@JohnCalebWarren The pen is mightier. Sean Connery's favorite category on Jeopardy.

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 5 лет назад +2

      @@blackshard641
      Analbum cover.

  • @tenaseesherry
    @tenaseesherry 5 лет назад +111

    I was watching this and my 16 year old says “Mom! Really?! That’s dirty!”. I’m still cracking up. 🤣😂🤣🤪🤣

    • @ShadowAraun
      @ShadowAraun 5 лет назад +6

      @Chuckwagon king ok boomer.

    • @jamesallsupjuan9557
      @jamesallsupjuan9557 5 лет назад +4

      @@ShadowAraun ok zoomer

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 5 лет назад +15

      My 17 year old refuses to watch the same videos as I do. Somehow, I think it would be wrong for me, as her father, to show her THIS video. I can't put my finger on why.

    • @paulwagner688
      @paulwagner688 5 лет назад +7

      If it comes to you, spit it out

    • @Naturestheway
      @Naturestheway 5 лет назад +1

      Nasty

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 3 года назад +9

    Reeeeeaaaaaallllly didn’t need the phrase “fleshy origami” in my life.

  • @shayburton4915
    @shayburton4915 5 лет назад +457

    The fact that you laughed when you said “There you go” in the beginning makes me feel like you played a horrifying joke on us and I don’t know whether to laugh with you or just take an antipsychotic from seeing whatever Elsa just did.

  • @hanasatsukii
    @hanasatsukii 5 лет назад +80

    1:14 I never have wanted to hear the words “fleshy origami” ever in my entire life whyyy

    • @clray123
      @clray123 5 лет назад +1

      Now you have a nice new way of describing certain parts of anatomy. Which is totally restricted to fungi, of course.

    • @hanasatsukii
      @hanasatsukii 5 лет назад +1

      @@clray123 wouldn't exactly describe it as "nice" but yes, I will start using it for everything now

  • @lorraine9242
    @lorraine9242 5 лет назад +176

    "You can't put your finger on it all day." Well, you could, but then you'd go blind.

  • @jojo723jojo
    @jojo723jojo 4 года назад +4

    "If it comes to you first, spit it out." Such clever innuendo.

  • @renasance2
    @renasance2 5 лет назад +98

    This makes up for how wholesome the last episode of True Facts was.

    • @blountjuice4932
      @blountjuice4932 5 лет назад

      I’m a black violinist! Check meh out! Renasance

    • @crrctd7464
      @crrctd7464 5 лет назад +1

      Last episode i learned about anal tubes

  • @kotatombs7733
    @kotatombs7733 5 лет назад +227

    I'm having a HARD time not laughing at this in a small cafe

    • @deluxeassortment
      @deluxeassortment 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, is it NSFW or... I feel like I'm watching Rick and Morty

    • @mr.x8391
      @mr.x8391 5 лет назад +1

      Naughty Girl!

  • @deeraz
    @deeraz 5 лет назад +62

    "If it comes to you first Jerry, just spit it out!"
    And I almost spit out my coffee when I heard that :D

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt 2 года назад

    1:20 there's quite a mouthful of info coming up. I cannot stop consuming this content, thanks Jerry

  • @Medkit1171
    @Medkit1171 5 лет назад +686

    We’ve gotten to mushrooms.
    Next is dirt.

    • @dequan8169
      @dequan8169 5 лет назад +28

      A lot goes on in soil so I wouldn't mind a video on that haha

    • @mariannereilly6649
      @mariannereilly6649 5 лет назад +34

      The way zefrank does it. I would watch it repetitively

    • @benjaminehren7965
      @benjaminehren7965 5 лет назад +12

      ancient internet memes tell me that badger is next

    • @hellsingmongrel
      @hellsingmongrel 5 лет назад +4

      @@benjaminehren7965 Followed by snakes!

    • @maishaxxx1070
      @maishaxxx1070 5 лет назад +3

      they're closer to animals than to plants;)

  • @microearthquake
    @microearthquake 5 лет назад +306

    The dirty jokes at 1:45 went straight into my mind and I can't get it out.

    • @cowboykelly6590
      @cowboykelly6590 5 лет назад +17

      Brielle : I know It seems it is ... ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE , Strange ... IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING , just keep saying.....
      KITTENS AND PUPPIES...
      KITTENS AND PUPPIES... BAHAHAHA...

    • @LomasneyAaron
      @LomasneyAaron 4 года назад +5

      Brielle アニメ化したい ya i bet you couldn’t get it out, you like big jokes dont you

    • @tayyang2265
      @tayyang2265 4 года назад +3

      God dammit good one

    • @tayyang2265
      @tayyang2265 4 года назад

      @@stidiot bro

    • @AnimeGamerCreater
      @AnimeGamerCreater 4 года назад

      I was confused so i had to watch that part again to get it :'3 TvT

  • @justjae4267
    @justjae4267 5 лет назад +52

    "...and then you are in bed at night, and it just pops up out of nowhere."

  • @vadavada7605
    @vadavada7605 3 года назад +3

    "A person with a sinus infection put an M80 in his nostrils"...Oh man that phrase *CRACKED ME UP!*

  • @robertanglin1138
    @robertanglin1138 5 лет назад +197

    “In some cases strong enough to break through concrete” breaks just trying to grow out of the ground

  • @Exxle2
    @Exxle2 5 лет назад +1775

    He didn’t say “that’s how the stinkhorn do” 😔

    • @karenburrows9184
      @karenburrows9184 5 лет назад +93

      Exxle: Yes, but if you're a true Zefrank fan, you wish he had. It's like saying 'amen' at the end of a prayer.

    • @justinroux1687
      @justinroux1687 5 лет назад +28

      Its a shame he doesnt say it anymore

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 лет назад +24

      @@karenburrows9184 it's "ramen", you forgot the r

    • @ScottLinford
      @ScottLinford 5 лет назад +10

      What a missed opportunity. I'm patiently waiting for the director's cut (the not-rated version).

    • @ubertoss2000
      @ubertoss2000 5 лет назад

      massive let down

  • @davey1276
    @davey1276 5 лет назад +389

    Rachel: she said gleeba
    Ross: gleeba isn’t a word

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 лет назад +9

      Emma: but “gleba” is

    • @pelotasdad
      @pelotasdad 5 лет назад +2

      Birb it is now!

    • @nimzipow
      @nimzipow 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking!!!

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking!!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Baizza
      @Baizza 5 лет назад +1

      I scrolled too long for this. Go up mate..

  • @funnyfungi102
    @funnyfungi102 2 месяца назад

    Impressed by your timelapse work! The segment to [5:50] is a perfect blend of art and nature! 🌿

  • @sirgraveson4568
    @sirgraveson4568 5 лет назад +75

    I was not prepared for this, but I regret nothing