How to Not Shake Hands
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2020
- Hi I'm Mahk. I don't shake hands and now you can learn how not shake hands too with this easy to follow instructional video.
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Credits
contributing writers:
@Zactownsend_
@JamesBaileyhaha
@Kyle_Ruse
@thecupoco
@ChrisRMatson
Huge shoutout to Mr. Remix for the outro song. Click here for the full song: • #Chevy Awards "Real Pe...
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The PSA Mahk was born to do. Not the spokesman we deserved, but the spokesman we needed.
we?
No we kinda deserve it
Definitely
He was all along always right!
Pretty sure we deserved this
"Don't Touch my fingers with your fingers." - Gonna use that now.
Fingahs*
@Marcell Nagy yeah dude its sooo fake, all 2.8 million people who got it are total fricking liars
@Marcell Nagy you're dumb
@@rahe2141 everyone is don't worry it's normal
@@rahe2141 You can call it being self centered and narcissistic,
The need of being important by knowing something others don't
This is also what builds a flat earthers psychology
Finally, we have an expert in this matter.
Moreso than the President.
Mahter
CGYT Gaming agree! I was getting sick of the CNN lies. Go Mahk!
Agreed
I think you mean matahhh
Tom Brady: *Leaves the Pats*
Mark Wahlberg: *Goes to gym during lockdown*
Mahk: *I don't shake hands*
Joe Biden: *Nice hair, mind if we ignore the social distancing thing for a minute while I sniff it?*
@@Raskolnikov70 Trump: grabs pussy of random woman.
My neighbor is Mark wahlbergs manager so imma go have a talk with her
Ali’s a fan Brady moving since he’s a Tampa Bay sports fan
@31B4P I bet you don't even own 1 share of the us Stock Market. I do. US is the #1 most affected country at the moment because Trump is an idiot. Mexico and Canada have been handling this much better. Everytime Trump takes the mic, the DOW or S&P500 takes a plunge despite the fed pumping so much money in the market. You sir, is a total idiot.
Its almost as if he has been preparing for the Coronavirus his entire life
He knew about it
“Before you were like Joe Biden and I was a 12 year old girls shoulders”. Lmfao. One of the funniest things I have heard all week.
Not if you're a 12-year-old girl within sniffing range of Creepy Uncle Joe....
When does he say that?
Caramelo III about a minute in...
I died, laughing.
Irony: my daughter, "what are you watching Dad?". Jo Biden was my answer.
The dislikes are from Chevy owners who like to shake hands.
No one owns a Chevy. You just rent it between dealer visits.
BI3Sols you are risking your life by even renting a Chevy man
@@lionelhuts875 Mobi Wori is right, man. I almost lose my vision just looking at one.
@@Jaketheaxman you'll miss your vision when you're told a C8 is rolling by
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
He didn't shake hands and he's gonna be the only one to survive
*A infectious virus breaks out and we can’t shake hands anymore*
Mahk: “I’ve been training my whole life for dis.”
I cant like its 420
@@edgray1517, it’s 446 now so you can like it if you want.
Take it easy on Ali! He went from looking like “the nerdy, but cool rabbi” to “the 7th healthiest-looking dude at a Magic the Gathering convention,” and we don’t want to stunt his _GAINZ!_
I'm curious... who are the other six?
Chaotic Silver,
Boyfriends dragged-in by hottie nerd chicks...and maybe a security guard or two 😉
Yeah he lost so much weight. We should be pretty proud of him.
Benjamin Rover,
The man looks good!
Heard the average American gained 5 lbs during this Wu Flu thang...I’m pretty sure that I’ve been an “over achiever,” but truthfully, I haven’t bothered to replace the battery in my scale.
At least we now have these “protesters” who now are looking out for our waistlines by burning down the places that supply food 🤪
Get this man in a commercial on every tv station, lol.
“This is Mahk.”
“I don’t shake hands.
Oh look, my tv took a Chevy shit.
Please leave, Mike.”
Be like Mahk.
This is totally genius. Mahk has been prepared for this for a long time 😂.
Hey, Mahk, how do you feel about Chevy manufacturing ventilators?
ROFL
they have already won best ventilators and a JD power award for them.
If I'm in the hospital and the ER folks roll a ventilator with a Chevy logo on it towards me, I'm just going to tell them to skip that part and take me straight to the morgue.
It's already won the JD Power award for best initial quality because it only works worth a damn for about an hour!
Dave Roth Does anybody know if AAA covers ventilators too?
It's simple math 🤝+🤝=💀
There is a mistake in your equation. It should be 🤝 = 💀 + 💀
🚫+🤝=😀
So you have to shake hands twice?
Not only is your math weak, but also your immune system that 2 handshakes kill one person, you I suppose.
I hope all the libertads out here realize that there’s no need to debate. The level of insanity by your contention is monumental. One handshake results in death, and you added “it’s simple math “ meaning no other variables need to be take. Into consideration.
The Joe Biden joke had me rolling
You know, back when they started really pushing the whole social distancing thing and washing your hands...there was a moment where I thought about Mahk's "I don't shake hands". I appreciate this video.
If you guys follow us on social media I promise to shake all your hands(maybe).
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you have a weird forehead wrinkle
Zebra Corner NO DONT YOU DONT SHAKE HANDS
Love ya content. Avoid human contact at all costs.
Zebra Corner I don’t shake hands
No shaking hands with the chevy
OMFG..... "I HAVE AN IRANIAN WITH A COUGH OUTSIDE MY DOOR"...
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Fkn lost it bro... epic
I asked a Walmart worker where I could find the nuts.
He said they're in the toilet paper aisle.
🤣🤣🤣
Ain't that the truth!
😅😅
Internet-Winning joke right there....
Hi-yoooooo
Mahk is my spirit animal
Imagine actually doing a live stream and some on yells in the background, “no one gives a shit about your stream”.
“I think they’re Iranians.” -Pee Wee Herman
That Joe Biden joke had me 💀
Mahk never shook hands, he was right all along
I predicted this video
Or, just tell your friends you just bought a Chevy, and your friends will take care of the social distancing.
31B4P The joke here is made out of violence mhm yep.
31B4P si
Better yet, just give your friend a Chevy to drive around in. You'll never see them alive again.
@31B4P >assuming everyone is American
@31B4P Wow, it's not like almost every country other than America can use RUclips.
But Mahk, just buy a Chevy and no will want to come in contact with you. No way I'll shake hands with a Chevy owner.
but then he’s gotta deal with parch
My "I don't shake hands" shirt has been getting some major play in the last few weeks. Everybody wants to know where I got it.
Nice
Nice
Why do people see you though? Unless you go Instagram live in your wonderful t-shirt
Nice
@@rozikrazimator I am essential personnel on a military base. I have no choice but to go out.
Last time I was this early Brady was still on the Pats
The tutorial we all needed. Thanks Mahk
This, this is the content I subscribe for
Ali trying his damndest not to laugh throughout this vid
You are a genius. You've been prepared for YEARS!
'I don't shake hands' T-shirt when and where?
4:42
@@andrewrice474 thanks. I closed it out before that pop'd up.
" dont touch my fingas with yo fingas " is my absolute favorite thing to say now
Been waiting for a compilation. Thank you! 🤘🏻🙌🏻
One of the best videos so far. Great job, love your stuff
ALI!!! J.D POWA AWOOD for achieving thinness that's almost as thin as Chevy's warranties.
Man this guy is so good at making people sit still especially when he’s talking
You guys are an absolute gem on this platform
Glad to finally having a professional address the situation. Thank you for this valuable info.
Dam his eyes must hurt as much as the average patriots fan feelings 😂
Too soon bro! Too soon...
@@johngalt2069 LOLZ All I can say rn. Don't worry there's always worse. (lookin at you cowboys or eagles fans)
So we're just ignore baby-faced Ali, huh?
I just want to thank you for doing what you do Mahk, from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you so much for making people smile in these dark times!
“As you all know we are all in a state of emergency. Tom Brady left the Patriots oh and there’s the Coronavirus!” 😂
You watched the video too?
The JD power shirt; in honor of potch.👍
This is your best video yet! Genius
love how much fun he has with all this.
I told all my friends I had a feeling this would be a great excuse to sell that kind of merch.
3:10 You forgot the gloves!!! 😂😂
You put a smile on my face 🤣. Keep up the great work and stay safe.
This was one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube in awhile. Thank you for this, keep it up! Oh and loved the tshirt, might order myself one.
Mahk: I dont shake hands
Mahk again:*Sprays him* 😂
Nobody:
Mahk in the thumbnail: *Give me your Chevy keys*
You don't post much, but when you do... it is GOLD.
Thank you!! Favoriting. Was actually hoping you made this video 🤩
Joe Biden and a 12 yr old’s shoulders... 😂
That Joe Biden shot... that caught me off guard.
Pretty much the same way his victims feel I would imagine.
And do all America if his cheating comes through.
Love it mate👍👍
An Absolute master piece
Thanks Mahk this is just what I needed
The joe Biden part 🤣
“No one cares about your Instagram Live”
RPAN:*guilty face*
This is every bit as great as I expected it would be.
This is gold.
I see mahk i click
Mahk 2024
“Mahk America great again”
Thanks for the laughs Mahk! Much needed in a time like this. Stay Safe!
Song at the end is just amazing
So lesson of the day
Don’t shake hands🤣
I hope everyone will stop shaking hands after this pandemic.
What about kisses?
You scared of shaking hands or something? 😂
y tho? Its pretty normal with friends
The Japanese have the right idea.
Darteghoster
I went in to work two weeks ago to get a specific task done with the intent of doing it, leaving, and going back to working from home without even talking to anyone.... while there I was hugged by a coworker I hadn’t seen in months due to normally working at different locations than each other...
This is hilarious...keep it up! Love it
Man i love the ending song SO MUCH
You'd shake Brady's hand and hug him.
Knight Glint kiss him on the lips maybe.
I’d risk getting ‘Rona to attempt a handshake with Mahk
How bout lysol in ur eyes. TWICE
Internet troll at least my eyes would be cleansed.
Great work! You guys are great
Love you, Mahk!
"Hello CDC, yea, I have an Iranian that has a cough"
😂😂😂😂😂
I need an hour long version of 4:13 - 4:16😂😭
This is one of the best videos I’ve seen
One of the best Mhak performance!
"I was not chasing ladyboys!"
Nice
Thanks, Mahk. This has proven super helpful.
I actually thought of you today and wanted to make this exact video. Nice. Thanks
Yo Ali lost some weight bro, you lookin good! Hope you're well!
He got tha ‘Rona
“Joe Biden and a 12yr olds pair of shoulder”. Awesome
You just made M.C. Hammer rich again
This has to be the most absolutely funniest skit I've seen out in the past months🤣🤣 you nailed this shit! Hats off to you man!
Mahk....you guys rock, made our day
Tom Brady: leaves pats
Me: stares at screen for 20 minutes straight
Bronco's Fans: Mr.Manning it's time to come back
by the way I'm from winchester
but i'm not a rich boi
That’s true. No one does care about your Instagram live.
You guys are freaking awesome!
This is my new fav yter
For some reason the way he dances at the end fits him so well.
Thank you MAHK !! Thank you, thank you THANK YOU !!
I've been waiting for this for weeks! I thought of Mahk immediately when the virus got serious. "I DON'T SHAKE HANDS!"
Alright, I'll be sure to use these tips
This video has layers man great laughs!
@zebra corner just got my "I dont shake hands jd powha" shirt thank you everything you do!!
Straight from mass I love it keep it up brothah
This is the best thing I ever watched.