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@@mstheman10 One of my two best friends growing up stopped hanging out with me when I was 15 because I started smoking weed. Ok, I guess I didn't really need a friend named Negative Nancy anyway.
"You know how you get all stressed out over how you fail math? Well, you're still gonna fail math but you're not gonna give a fuck." hahahahahaha fucking comedy gold
My dad tried to teach me how to roll a joint, but I've always sucked at it. He died a few years ago. I rolled a beautiful joint a few weeks ago, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy, and that's before I even smoked it.
G Galbraith I don’t understand people who fucking correct other people I don’t understand how do you know that wasn’t my phone? Or that I have a Brain problem and I don’t understand the “to” “too” and “two”? Which by the way I do....so please do that to other it makes us feel bad
@@RAch711baby How does helping to correct ones grammar equate to a form of bullying? If it was done in error then i apologize but everyone should proofread their own material. Edits do exist
"you know how you get all stressed out because you fail math? Well you'll still fail math, but you won't give a f*ck anymore." He makes a good argument
lol I remember seeing the first commercial with the kid when I was a kid. There were so many anti-drug commercials in the 80's, now, it's pharmaceutical drugs you see.
Yooooo lmao same my mom came up to me 3am smoking in the backyard took my j and smoked it and said hahaha I'm a cheeba hawk and if I can give her a pinch cause she said she gave me the money for it anyway hahaha
Dude, my dad’s in his 70s. I found him staring glassy-eyed at the tv in the middle of the afternoon a couple of years ago. I wanna know who his dealer is. It must have been some REALLY good stuff. He was BAKED. 😂
@@winnietheboogaloo4584 And, as drunk and high as I am, I do realize that that was not the SNES version that he was playing (I've never owned the NES versions, but feel free to mail them to me to really teach me a lesson!), I grew up in the late 80s-90s, and have also watched enough AVGN to recognize it.
Thats pretty much my dad to the letter, me and him were blazin it up when i was like 13. Yall parents probably sucks ass, but go ahead, blame all my problems on the weed. And i dont even smoke anymore lol.
chaosgyro You should check out the band MegaDriver. All hard rock\metal covers of classic (mostly 16 bit gen.) video games. They slay it with the Castlevania and Sonic the Hedgehog, among others.
natr0n vitamin popping i see no issue with (sounds like a meme) but i understand the no smoking thing my girlfriend has asthma and i have to blow smoke at her for her to feel anything, edibles are a pretty good alternative for that though
Look at that, you're almost at 1 million subscribers, congrats!!!! Btw, your videos really cheer me up while this pandemic is still kinda going. Thanks and keep doing what you're doing!
I totally remember that father and son commercial from back in the day. My dad and I actually had a good laugh when we first saw it... It was funny because it was true.
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Zebra Corner This was amazing, dude. Had me dead over here. 💀 Also, care to roll another joint?
Where's your onlyfans info. Lol
@@alexdewayne9392 Patreon.com/zebracorner
Damn it
4:21?!?
So close...
U guys r the best
Kid shoulda hid his drugs in the Chevy
Good place to store drugs
Yeah you know it’s not going anywhere then.
Perfectly safe too cause no ones driving that pos unless they're on drugs a lot harder then weed.
Who’s reading this in mahks voice?
@@lancetheman28 omg best reply somebody get him a J.D power award!
The original anti drug commercials are the reason I started doing drugs.
Lmao
U sneaky little bastard
Why?
I think it's fine but not in teenagers ,their brain is still developing and fucking hormones .
Lol, nice number of likes
"Is your mom even home? Oh right, we got divorced."😂😂😂
This also changes the entire opening sequence lmao. It means he was fake yelling at someone and they were never there. Dad is a psychopath lol.
@@nolongeraperson it's cause the weed 😂😂😂
Got any Adderall?
That plus the “got any adderall” killed me.
@@nolongeraperson plot twist: Dad was baked out his mind from the beginning and also doesn't have a son.
"You're gonna work at a vape shop well into your 30's" killed me
“The devils lettuce. Go ahead and try it, you look like a vegan” 😂
Lol
-_-
😂
Pure gold
One puff on that and you’ll be working in a vape shop well into your 30’s... (shit I work at a vape shop)
"You'll still fail math, but you won't give a FUCK anymore" really sums up the latter part of my high school career.
I don't remember, 1st semester of Senior Yr b/c I had surgery & was on Oxy. So, there's worst things...
Man, if you made a career out of going to high school.....................you smoked way too much weed.
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy most drug PSA’s “Weed is horrible….but if your doctor gives you highly addictive opiates, don’t question it.”
@@Southernstereotypecause they know oxy kicks ass.
"If you don't smoke weed, you can be super judgmental about your pot smoking friends" -Mahk 4/20/2020
and it is 4 min. 20 sec.
Basically my old friends after I started smoking. I dont know why they were so against having fun, they acted like it was heroin or something 🙃
I gave you 420 likes your welcome
@@mstheman10 One of my two best friends growing up stopped hanging out with me when I was 15 because I started smoking weed.
Ok, I guess I didn't really need a friend named Negative Nancy anyway.
@@mstheman10 Because propaganda tells them it is heroin or something
"I'll pay extra I don't care - this shit is FIYAH!" 😂😂
Yelp
Lol
I'll drive you over there right now
"There will be several times when you stare blankly into your refrigerator while thinking about your fish tank." lol
I do this and I'm not even doing drugs lol
We heard it the first time
I do this sometimes.
I don't own a fish tank.
You had 420 likes
I'm hungry and need to feed my fish.
“Musta who? Musta what? Musta rhymes?”😂😂😂
People are sleeping on this gem. 😂
One of my favorite moments from these videos
That fake mustache deserves a JD Power Award
Edit: Thanks for all the likes! I deserve a JD power award!
Nathan Cox *Powah
JD Power Award for Most Dependable Fake-Moustache.
JD Power Award for Best Initial Fake-Moustache Quailty.
jd pawar
That mustache? It’s fire.
Nathan Cox Powahhh!!
"You know how you get all stressed out over how you fail math? Well, you're still gonna fail math but you're not gonna give a fuck." hahahahahaha fucking comedy gold
I‘ve watched so many Zebra Corner Videos i even hate Chevrolet for no reason
They suck, that is a reason.
Suzuki grand Vitara, that's the ticket.
Crxsher same
@@takaorobinson8719 the flying one is better.
Chevy is a good brand.
"You been pinchin' my sack!?!?"
“I learned it by watching you”
Oh my god my own boy terrible joint roller🤣
BASITH PH
“Grab my rollin’ papers, homeschool starts in five.”
Why are the comments 90% quotes from the video...?
My dad couldn't roll, always came out triangle shaped. So he would have me roll 'em up!
My dad tried to teach me how to roll a joint, but I've always sucked at it.
He died a few years ago. I rolled a beautiful joint a few weeks ago, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy, and that's before I even smoked it.
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen it’s Dora’s fault
“There will be several times where you’re staring blankly into your refrigerator while thinking about your fish tank”
- Mahk Walberg
"Grab my rollon' paper's. Home-school starts in 5."
.
ROFLMAO!!!
I died 🤣🤣🤣
@@racetracknerd9484 Fire up the ROFL Copter! 🔥🚁
“ Muhy own boy, A terrible joint roller.”
- Mahk
All that fried egg commercial ever did was make me hungry.
LOL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any questions?
However, back in the late 90s and early 2000s my brain regularly made that noise when I was rolling tits. So they were right.
You sure it wasn’t something else?
@@michaelrichards2024 Yeah. I was way too young to smoke when that commercial came out. About a decade later tho...
"Grab my rolling papers, home school starts in 5." I am DYING 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“ you like looking for your phone when it’s right in your hand?”
Too real! I’v done that too many times
I've actually used my phone to get some more light to find my phone
gregory morgan Hahahha that’s amazing
*too x2
G Galbraith I don’t understand people who fucking correct other people I don’t understand how do you know that wasn’t my phone? Or that I have a Brain problem and I don’t understand the “to” “too” and “two”? Which by the way I do....so please do that to other it makes us feel bad
@@RAch711baby How does helping to correct ones grammar equate to a form of bullying? If it was done in error then i apologize but everyone should proofread their own material. Edits do exist
"you know how you get all stressed out because you fail math? Well you'll still fail math, but you won't give a f*ck anymore."
He makes a good argument
“Was it Chris huh?”
Logan uuuhhhh
Does he have more.. You think?
_"I'll pay extra, I don't care."_
"No! I dont know what you are talkin about....."
It was paunch
"My own boy...terrible joint rolla" I lost it there😂💀
lol I remember seeing the first commercial with the kid when I was a kid.
There were so many anti-drug commercials in the 80's, now, it's pharmaceutical drugs you see.
For old or middle aged people.
When you're young, you do drugs that hurt your health
When you're old, you do drugs that are supposed to improve it
As a kid: I shouldn't smoke weed.
As an adult: How did I end up hooked on oxycodone?
Nevermind, I started doing oxycodone when I was like 16, 17 at the latest.
I remember these commercials so clearly 😂 D.A.R.E. was huge too
@@destree6348 Yeah, a huge failure!
True story, the moment i knew my parents had found out that i smoked pot was when they asked me if i could get them some because their guy was out.
Bro same
Glad I’m not the only one
Yooooo lmao same my mom came up to me 3am smoking in the backyard took my j and smoked it and said hahaha I'm a cheeba hawk and if I can give her a pinch cause she said she gave me the money for it anyway hahaha
LMAOOOO i wish
Dude, my dad’s in his 70s. I found him staring glassy-eyed at the tv in the middle of the afternoon a couple of years ago. I wanna know who his dealer is. It must have been some REALLY good stuff. He was BAKED. 😂
LMAO! “I’ll drive you over there and I’ll pay extra, I don’t care. This shit is fire”
This shit is fiyah lol
This man should get a JD power award for funniest content on RUclips
Of course this hits on 4/20 of 4/20 of 4:20.
Drunk3n_M0nk it says 4:21for me
@@karma5334 Oh shit I didn't even notice the run time. haha I was talking about it being 4:20 on the east coast when this came out.
@@karma5334 the run time is wrong it goes straight from 420 to 421 in less than a second
Max Power didn’t notice that
*coughs* Nice man
"This is your brain on drugs."
First thought: looks delicious.
Castlevania man. I could go for some Taco Belmont.
I wondered if anyone would recognize that music
I call bullshit there's no way you will have the coordination the play Castlevania while high.
I know this from experience
Simon's Mexican cousin
@@winnietheboogaloo4584 And, as drunk and high as I am, I do realize that that was not the SNES version that he was playing (I've never owned the NES versions, but feel free to mail them to me to really teach me a lesson!), I grew up in the late 80s-90s, and have also watched enough AVGN to recognize it.
@@scramblesthedeathdealer just Google NES ROM. You'll figure out the rest 😉
Speaking of Carol........care to roll another joint?!?
😂🤣😂
You keep doing drugs, you’ll go down a dark road with a busted Chevy at the end.
That would make everyone clean
“You sneaky little bastard you been pinching my sack?” Has me rolling 😂
Ok but when he said "looking for your phone when it's already in your hand" I felt that 😂😂
I’m not an alcoholic, stoner or a pothead and this happens to me.
When you said you felt that.... I felt that
Right On!!! “ you like looking for your phone when it’s in your hand.” Hahahahah
"You hit that, you're gonna be working in a vape shop."
ROFL
I thought maybe at 1:52 he'd say something like, "Can I have some bacon too?" 🤣🤣
“Was it Chris, huh? Does he have more ya think? Can ya call him?” Lol!!
"This is your brain on drugs", can I get a side of bacon, hashbrowns & some waffles!
Everything is better with bacon.
It goes without sayin'.
@@barryf5479 you're right, bacon fixes everything.
Broken window? Bacon!
Flat tyre? Bacon!
Rusty tools? Bacon!
How do we do it with bacon? Bacon!
@@KusacWolf Anything's possible!
… Hashbrowns. 😄
0:52 “this shit is fiyah” gets me every time
"I'll pay extra, I don't care. This shit is fiya" that line had me ☠
"You know how you get all stressed out when you fail math?".. "Well you're still gonna fail math, but you won't give a fuck anymore."
I'm dead🤣🤣
He even uploaded it at 4:20 pm
"Finish my breakfast, Tony". LMAO
They're playing Castlevania on the NES with a Xbox controller while demanding toaster strudels😂🤦🏽♂️.
Umbrella Corporation Wuhan facility
Welcome to the stoned age.
The age of the Cave Cannabis Bear clan.
Used to stash the product in the ps2 - nobody would ever think to look there lol
Castlevania!!!! I couldn't place the background music and it was driving me nuts! TY
They could be running an emulator off of the Xbox.
@@DoctorPorkenfries
Yeah i don't think Mahk is that tech savy, he did have that issue with AT&T.😂
1:00 "you've been pinching my sack?!"
So did he finish his breakfast? Oh god this is stressing me out.
Yes, let's just say that he did.
I hope you feel better now.
✌🤣👍
How about some weed?
He’s pranking us. The length is 4:21
Everyone wants to me a father like Mahk
Bad grammar but good message
@@jonathansauceda589 couldn't be truer
@@paulamaga9264 imma go eat milk watet
@@jonathansauceda589 Enjoy
Thats pretty much my dad to the letter, me and him were blazin it up when i was like 13. Yall parents probably sucks ass, but go ahead, blame all my problems on the weed. And i dont even smoke anymore lol.
2:49
"You're still gonna fail math, but you won't give a f*ck!"
"Oh yeah we got divorced" lmao🤣🤣
I like the NES, 8-bit, CastleVania music in the background at 1:25
Hilarious!!
It's giving me a midlife crisis that I'm so old I remember all of these.
I think I'm going to go blaze up to relieve my anxiety
u sneaky little bastard
*hits blunt*
Yo. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna shake someone's hand.
Playing Castlevania on the NES ehhh?
Ya you ain't beating that game high... 😂
Vampire Killer is second only to Bloody Tears in awesome game tracks.
@@chaosgyro What about Wicked Child??
@@ghkillah1995 I'd give it top 10 for sure. It's competing with some great stuff from Mega Man and Ninja Turtles though. 😁
Z Thompson
No doubt. Just mentioned that in my comment =]
chaosgyro
You should check out the band MegaDriver.
All hard rock\metal covers of classic (mostly 16 bit gen.) video games. They slay it with the Castlevania and Sonic the Hedgehog, among others.
"Shit how long were we talking for tell this guy to fuck off" I'm laughing hard right now
Man I forgot it was 4/20
thats why they call it dope
Man, I slept almost all of my holiday away.
I'll just get stoned now and pretend it's still yesterday.
@WELambert01 its a classic 😁
I don’t think I’ve seen anything as funny as this in years😂
"You like lookin' for your phone when it's already in ya hand? Yah you gonna be doin' a lot of that."
DEAD 😂
4:20 they are high and playing video games. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Tell me that wasn't pre-planned timing.
Why does everyone always blame Chris? But seriously where did you get the giggle nuggets. 😂😂
ChrisCo I made it down to your comment the same exact time he said it
Love the castlevania in the background 1:17
''this is your brain on drugs''
no, that's an egg being fried, are YOU on drugs?
"Where did you get this stank??" 😂 I'm weaaak
"THIS IS FIRE WHO'D YOU GET IT FROM!?"
This channel is a goldmine of entertainment like old school RUclips.
The looking for your phone when it's in your hand things is too funny
I literally just had to sit through a Chevy ad , before this video started! Dammit!
That was my generation of commercials and all they made me want to do was still smoke some weed LOL
This one is gold, saw it several time, laughed more every rewatch... goddamn this made my day. Thanks guys
honestly the last one would be a more effective anti-drug add than like 99% of them.
No one has mentioned the fact that this vid is 4 minutes 20 seconds long
4 minutes 21 seconds actually
@@chickenmanandy574 No, I was right the first time.
I think everyone noticed and a little burst of air escaped their noses
@@DannySullivanMusic I know I'm just bein a smartass
Probably because it's not. It's 4:21
And why you hafta go after my old 80's commercials? Loved these growing up! "Learned it by watching you!" 😂
RUclips needs a love button...this shit is hilarious...🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 “You like looking for your phone when it’s already in your hand? Cuz that’s happening.” 😂😂😂
Posts at 4:20
3:20 here but yeah lol
@@lostinsauce4515 just means you're in the wrong time zone
Oh yeah lmao this was posted on 4:20 A.M for me too. April 21 though, you're from SEA right?
@@behrendpat3868 watch your damn mouth when you're talking bout my time zone asshat
Patrick Behrend i live near boston it was posted in 4:20
“I’ll pay extra, I don’t care” lmfao
Me:
Son.....
Where did you get this?
And how much you paid for it?
Better not be mine or you will be in trouble
Dad of the fucking year /s
What an original thought(!)
This is easily your best video, every line is practically golden
I get my thrills from pills. This is quality still.
Hell yes!!
Pill poppers are stupid
@@TheRealRusDaddy Some of us cant inhale smoke in any form. I also pop vitamins.
💊
natr0n vitamin popping i see no issue with (sounds like a meme) but i understand the no smoking thing my girlfriend has asthma and i have to blow smoke at her for her to feel anything, edibles are a pretty good alternative for that though
Look at that, you're almost at 1 million subscribers, congrats!!!! Btw, your videos really cheer me up while this pandemic is still kinda going. Thanks and keep doing what you're doing!
*"Got any Adderall?"*
God bless you for your work! The 1-5am laughs you bring into my home are needed
Right on 4:20. Perfect
Jeramy Whitwell mine at 4:21
@@hugedickerinokripperino5299 It was the last seconds of the minute. I saw 4:20 then it was 4:21
Jeramy Whitwell by any chance ar you on pc?
@@hugedickerinokripperino5299 Not on anything. Do you mean pcp?
Jeramy Whitwell i meant like computer, cant tell if ur joking sorry
“ you been pinchin my sack ?! ” 😂😂
nobody:
Absolutely no one:
oH MaY GaWd
"You take 1 hit of that and you'll be workin in a vape shop well into your 30s"
Hes not wrong🤷😂😂😂
We have to cap the comments at 420. Group effort everyone!
This guy is comedy GOLD. Fresh air in truth.
Where did you get this stack 😂😂
Such a good father! Teaching his kid to roll proper.
Last time I was this early I disappointed my girlfriends sister
My wife's boyfriend laughed so hard at your comment
@Nigel Lush no his girlfriends sister not his sister
I totally remember that father and son commercial from back in the day. My dad and I actually had a good laugh when we first saw it... It was funny because it was true.
Last time I was this early, I was this early.
"Where did you get this stank?" 😆
Grab my rolling papers home school starts in 5
YES! I WAS WAITING FOR THE 420 SPECIAL!
Of course this is on 4/20
Of course he does a 4/20 special every year
Its almost as if thats the point. Nah cant be.