The NITPICKING of Port Merrick

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @andrewchapman2039
    @andrewchapman2039 Год назад +607

    The reason they won't let us up into the top floor of the taverns is because that's where they keep the centered capstans.

    • @AbsolutePixel
      @AbsolutePixel  Год назад +135

      Naaah. As a current resident of that place, there are no centered capstans up here.

    • @1sthename70
      @1sthename70 Год назад +28

      ​@AbsolutePixel Mabey that's because your keeping it to yourself!

    • @ahora1026
      @ahora1026 Год назад +9

      @@1sthename70 good point

    • @noahsamuelsson7203
      @noahsamuelsson7203 Год назад +1

      dont remind us

    • @chuckflangemaster1325
      @chuckflangemaster1325 Год назад +1

      It's where they keep the secret to turning pork into bacon. We have swords, and pork, but the magic is unknown to us.

  • @journeytorainbownights
    @journeytorainbownights Год назад +257

    what if rare showed up to your house with 5 massive toolboxes and started tearing your house down in search of nitpicks

    • @journeytorainbownights
      @journeytorainbownights Год назад +4

      @@spongebakesquarepansgaming they knock him out and implant a huge uncentered capstan in his abdomen

  • @Derskert0540
    @Derskert0540 Год назад +197

    such unacceptable behaviour on Rare's end, I can't believe they would create such simple oversights as this

  • @Mr_Tux794
    @Mr_Tux794 Год назад +105

    I was really hoping the lighthouse would have a light similar to the one seen in a pirate's life, imagine someone focusing the light on an incoming ship in the darkness so his crew can fire on them using the cannons on the outpost

  • @MrFluffytheTurtle
    @MrFluffytheTurtle Год назад +2

    4:54 "desperately waiting for your high five" lmao

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy Год назад +23

    All old-timey fountain systems worked using gravity. So usually water flowing down a stream or river.
    The issue is there are no streams or rivers, it's the ocean, so somewhere hidden in the brickwork of Port Merrick is someone endlessly filling a bucket of water, climbing a set of stairs, emptying the bucket, going down the stairs, and repeating.
    Either that or Rare just didn't put that much thought into it. NITPICK.

    • @Yemto
      @Yemto Год назад +7

      Another explanation is that it's a chest of sorrow that does it.

    • @-the-butterfly-effect-7585
      @-the-butterfly-effect-7585 Год назад +2

      Perhaps something, like a chest of sorrow, is constantly filling a small chamber under the fountain, forcing it out of spout via water pressure. This is a world with magic, think with magic

    • @matthewlarson738
      @matthewlarson738 Год назад +1

      You could probably say there's a strong spring under it?

  • @Bakabakaonichan
    @Bakabakaonichan Год назад +29

    It's crazy that a video packed with jokes has genuine ideas that are quite good and I'd like to see in-game, especially the one about the rock nearby being slowly chipped away at!

  • @memestealer6348
    @memestealer6348 Год назад +230

    It's hard to believe GeeNee went from a Blunderbussing PC pirate to The Nitpicking pirate. (P.S. the capstan on the sloop is STILL not centered)

    • @_fire_fox_1152
      @_fire_fox_1152 Год назад +3

      *Fun Fact* The capstan is deliberately misaligned!

    • @albertojanssen7942
      @albertojanssen7942 Год назад

      Whaaat why would you tell me?!?!? now i know 😢

  • @Frostycrypton
    @Frostycrypton Год назад +3

    I’ll be sure to stop by your home and say “hi” next time I’m at Port Merrick.

  • @Bobb243
    @Bobb243 Год назад +44

    I really like the removing rock idea. Perhaps a dock or two next to it for transporting the rocks via boat?

  • @arnasaliukonis6240
    @arnasaliukonis6240 Год назад +46

    Love your channel bro keep it up!

  • @andyfletchxr
    @andyfletchxr Год назад +1

    General nitpick: the moon is closer to us than the clouds

  • @jackfriars4604
    @jackfriars4604 Год назад +34

    It's just a nitpick

  • @darthbader6506
    @darthbader6506 Год назад +6

    Fantastic work! Your writing and editing are top drawer and completely nitpick free

  • @heathercurry898
    @heathercurry898 Год назад +3

    Oooh i agree, the lighthouse lit up big and bright would be so cool. Would make for an inspiring journey to it from afar.

  • @lodevdb4179
    @lodevdb4179 Год назад +1

    Havent played this game in ages but whenever I see your video I click it. Your humor just resonates, it helps me calm down when I´m nitpicking too much. Also i just love to hear your voice

  • @Grimlin
    @Grimlin Год назад +2

    The candelabra in the tavern has candles but the fire is not lined up above them " just a nitpick"

  • @chrissymaddison3640
    @chrissymaddison3640 Год назад +14

    These videos always make my day XD😂

  • @joshj867
    @joshj867 Год назад +4

    You have the best material when it comes to this game. I would love to see you and Cliff The Story Guy narrate a video together. ♥️

  • @AGryphonTamer
    @AGryphonTamer Год назад

    2:32 There's a three burner stove on the second floor of the tavern. It's a weird place for it, but it's there.

  • @BurgerDan
    @BurgerDan Год назад

    As an abslutely new sot player and viewer of yours, that is just binging your videos being watched being currentl curremtly, you are the funniest sot creator out there. I watched Cliff but you just throw absolute curveballs with your jokes that always get me crackin'. Keep at it! I just subbed tho I am pretty drunk atm.

  • @cruelestcpt.7191
    @cruelestcpt.7191 Год назад +1

    This is the best series on this channel

  • @I_Am_Mange
    @I_Am_Mange Год назад +1

    The legend is back with another video!

  • @andrewbradley7340
    @andrewbradley7340 Год назад +7

    How could they keep this place so messy for long. (Also the capstan isn’t centered)

  • @stolentheif8426
    @stolentheif8426 Год назад +5

    As always, great content that brings a smile to my face!

  • @walteruber994
    @walteruber994 Год назад +1

    I always look forward to the new content, thank you for your efforts!

  • @guyrza5537
    @guyrza5537 Год назад +2

    we need a nitpick of reapers lair

  • @NikLekse
    @NikLekse Год назад +1

    ''Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... NITPICK'' Really got me laughing 😂

  • @BMRace
    @BMRace Год назад

    I love your channel. Please never stop

  • @hampehopptheroyal3226
    @hampehopptheroyal3226 Год назад

    I love your channel so much that I like your videos before I watch them because I know it will be good!

  • @TheOpendoormedia
    @TheOpendoormedia Год назад

    I want to Disneyland when I was a kid back in the late '70s and they had the pirates of the Caribbean ride. Just outside the ride they had a section of town that look like Caribbean cities at the pirates would be in or Louisiana old New Orleans type look.
    The thing of love about the Port Merrick, when the sun went down my first time on the port, it reminded me about the sun went down at Disneyland and walking through that part of the same part.
    Brought back some wonderful childhood memories.... Can't wait till it's done and see what looks like.

  • @ah-hw3ue
    @ah-hw3ue Год назад

    4:50 nitpick. theres a small hole in the wall where light can some through

    • @AbsolutePixel
      @AbsolutePixel  Год назад

      Yeah I was thinking about that, but even the guard rails has hole sin them, or gaps. In other words, it's not a nitpick, but just a gap in the rock structrure.

  • @armourdillo1236
    @armourdillo1236 Год назад +2

    My nitpick is that I get 90 FPS on Garbage Sands, when I comfortablly stay at 240 almost everywhere else...

  • @sgtshortstack578
    @sgtshortstack578 10 месяцев назад

    I adore these nitpicking videos, please more of this

  • @meouws
    @meouws Год назад +3

    NITPICK: all ships have a FOREMAST but no ACTUAL SAIL ATTACHED TO IT 😬

  • @HumanityGamingHg4l
    @HumanityGamingHg4l Год назад

    the "wait for it" nitpick sent me!!!

  • @thatoneguy8146
    @thatoneguy8146 Год назад

    Hey pixel I haven’t played this game for a year and a half and miss it terribly which is why I sought out your RUclips channel again it’s good to see you still making these videos. But should I play this game again or has to much changed for someone like me to integrate back into the game thanks love your videos man.

  • @bruh717
    @bruh717 Год назад

    Absolutely amazing, I love your voice!

  • @ninjawithramen
    @ninjawithramen Год назад

    It is canon that the upper story is in fact geenee's home
    To spy on all da little nitpickies

  • @Nuzzlebuddy
    @Nuzzlebuddy 3 месяца назад

    Love your content. Hope to see more soon.

  • @redtailpunk
    @redtailpunk Год назад

    im sick of people throwing shade at the devs without appreciating the amazing world theyve built at all and this is NOT that. absolutely fucking hilarious and on point. noicely done, pirate

  • @kirbluigi7475
    @kirbluigi7475 Год назад +1

    2:31 In fact there is a cooking station with 4 places at the first floor 🤓

  • @lordtelion
    @lordtelion Год назад

    You missed one. There is bare flat geometry on top of those arches where the roof tiles jsut dont cover.

  • @PolioInc
    @PolioInc Год назад

    Outstanding editing

  • @PepicWalrus
    @PepicWalrus Год назад

    I know this is about Port Merrick but it must be mentioned that there's a FLOATING ROCK in the legends hide out behind the large water fall.

  • @ImNotFine44
    @ImNotFine44 Год назад

    I love these nitpick videos

  • @chaosmagican
    @chaosmagican Год назад +4

    How can you not mention the abysmal pop-in :D That's the biggest nitpick I have

  • @alexknows__
    @alexknows__ Год назад

    The game devs are upstairs in the taverns btw, you can see in the sea of thieves videos

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed Год назад

    To be fair, Port Merrick's progress has been months in the making, so having cobwebs makes sense; the ivy on the buildings has also spread substantially since the main buildings were built. I think it's just to show that it's not only taking time in the real world, but also in-game.
    I don't, however, have a single explanation for the broken stairs other than it's Rare fucking with us. xD

  • @gs.daniel87
    @gs.daniel87 Год назад

    Best SoT channel hands down!

  • @InterrogatorChaplain
    @InterrogatorChaplain Год назад

    Love these vids, great stuff funny man.

  • @h4ppyrekku133
    @h4ppyrekku133 Год назад

    In the top floors of taverns are the shipwrights completed barrels

  • @captaingomez849
    @captaingomez849 Год назад +1

    Imagine in the behind the broken stairs and the window was just like, Joe neates dying child who wanted to see himself in the game before he left and genie was just making jokes about it lol.

    • @journeytorainbownights
      @journeytorainbownights Год назад

      what if you noclipped up there and there was a high res ultra detailed (tlou 2 level of detail) 3D model of yourself A posing just standing there

    • @captaingomez849
      @captaingomez849 Год назад

      @@journeytorainbownights or of how neates deathly sick child

  • @paul7408
    @paul7408 Год назад

    the fishing in dry dock is game breaking right now lol

  • @joshwhittaker8927
    @joshwhittaker8927 Год назад

    Welcome to the Nitpick channel

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC Год назад

    My nitpick is the yellow outpost flags at Port Merrick don't contrast with the white icons on them enough making the icons difficult to see. Easy to fix though. Make either colour darker or add a high contrast outline to the icon.

  • @Bubnes
    @Bubnes Год назад +2

    Best sea of thieves channel!

  • @JerrodAmolyan
    @JerrodAmolyan Год назад

    Pixel's Nitpicks are becoming my favorite SOT content. :D

  • @Sayuta
    @Sayuta Год назад +1

    He lives here now

  • @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper
    @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper 4 месяца назад

    I love how when you raid a seafort, you can only pick up specific gold piles on the floor. We ain't just nitpicking, we PICKY

  • @violetgriff2704
    @violetgriff2704 Год назад +1

    I love your videos deserve so much more love

  • @archangel4868
    @archangel4868 Год назад

    here's a nitpick: mermaid hideaway has splashtails in the pond but if you go over devil's ridge, pondies are in the pond

  • @sjoerdnauta6246
    @sjoerdnauta6246 Год назад

    Yesterday I noticed that if you point at your pet it's gone stand on 2 paws.

  • @TedPokkel
    @TedPokkel Год назад +11

    Keep this up and someday rare will nitpick you.

  • @jakecicle08
    @jakecicle08 Год назад

    At least there’s smoke from some of the chimneys

  • @bwnko
    @bwnko Год назад

    what happened to the final nitpicking!!!!

  • @HispAnakin42
    @HispAnakin42 Год назад

    It’s great how some are nitpicks and some is genuine feedback

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum Год назад +1

    You should Nitpick Seaports. Like how the whole reason they exist is to sell fish and other meat yet they have no stove where you can cook your fish. Then the hunters call representatives are always cooking themselves

  • @ausraptor9602
    @ausraptor9602 Год назад

    There’s a door on the second level of the pirate emporium that goes to nowhere … but that’s just a nitpick

  • @cheesy926
    @cheesy926 Год назад +2

    I love this 😄

  • @clancytrevaskis1969
    @clancytrevaskis1969 Год назад

    there were fountains in ancient Rome times, but they use the Gravitational energy of water coming down from mountains to cause the water to spurt up so it probably wouldn't work here

  • @thatoneleaf9895
    @thatoneleaf9895 Год назад

    spawned at it today... could find the merchants alliance... but it took me a solid 6 minutes to find the gold hoarders BECAUSE ITS HIDDEN BEHIND THE ORDER OF SOULS
    I didnt know there were signs so i was running around and honestly i was practicing my sword lunge as I never done it before and i made some airtime on certain lunges) and then i followed the signs that i thankfully saw....
    Its such a confusing place for a person who has not played for a year or so
    Even when I did play... i played one week every month or so... so my skills never improved from newbie level

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 Год назад

    The nitpick of 87….
    1787 that is

  • @kollinhudson6169
    @kollinhudson6169 Год назад

    They kinda do have a reason for the rocks, for merchants, you can buy a crate of rocks and they sell the most at port Merrill, however, I do think a rock slowly breaking would be a very cool idea

  • @GucciSucc
    @GucciSucc Год назад

    Me living life📉📉📉
    Me when a nitpick video comes out📈📈📈

  • @Doodleanimations77
    @Doodleanimations77 Год назад +1

    How much time did you spen finding these?

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 Год назад

    The broken staircase at the top of the inn was obviously rare trying to troll you GeeNee

  • @ectorFPS
    @ectorFPS Год назад

    Episode 4 - THE NITPICKENING

  • @thatdude1435
    @thatdude1435 Год назад

    no shit, the merchant standing in a spot that isnt covered by the so called "roof" triggered me too lol xD

  • @plungy
    @plungy Год назад

    Much love!

  • @aknarxus
    @aknarxus Год назад

    Please make one of these about the ghost forts and the stairs of invisible collisions!!! It seems like Rare copy/pasted the overgrown ghost fort and forgot to remove the collision aspect on that one. It’s soooo frustrating.

  • @Finn-ip2bw
    @Finn-ip2bw Год назад

    I need to hear more of this theory

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum Год назад +2

    Shes a shipwright but only makes barrels

  • @captain3413
    @captain3413 Год назад

    Your SoT content is the best

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja Год назад

    Yes I needed this

  • @FabioAlbuquerqueBelemPA
    @FabioAlbuquerqueBelemPA Год назад

    Oh great now I'll always want to visit you

  • @Turing2
    @Turing2 Год назад

    I so much agree about the DIM lighthouse. It should be as shown in this video.

  • @davenator13
    @davenator13 Год назад

    There’s three stoves upstairs in the tavern ! Video nitpick 😁

    • @AbsolutePixel
      @AbsolutePixel  Год назад +2

      Watch the whole video! Comment nitpick.

  • @hyuyu9786
    @hyuyu9786 Год назад

    The nitpick is everlasting

  • @Dragonz1507
    @Dragonz1507 Год назад

    Is it a nitpick the fishing pole reels the wrong way?

  • @Beya045
    @Beya045 2 месяца назад

    Hahaha .. I wish they actually put a few scares into the game just like you scared the hell outta me with the window scene. I really do hope rare watches these.

  • @isaacmarratt9611
    @isaacmarratt9611 Год назад

    I dont like that the light house isnt seen from far away

  • @shrequs
    @shrequs Год назад

    Cobwebs form pretty fast in dark and wet places

  • @aidenzerkle8672
    @aidenzerkle8672 10 месяцев назад

    or what if when it gets eventually blown to bits again you make it into one massive 10 story sea fort

  • @rosswelsh3595
    @rosswelsh3595 Год назад

    Do this for every island GeeNee. Even the unmarked ones. I dare you.

  • @netherwarrior6113
    @netherwarrior6113 Год назад +1

    Couldn’t figure out who lived in that building, so you moved in yourself, nice. One thing though, how did you get in, if the stairs are broken, is that a nitpick you created?

    • @AbsolutePixel
      @AbsolutePixel  Год назад

      It's a secret. That's why I got up there off screen.

  • @derNeni
    @derNeni Год назад

    the brothel is up the broken staits.. but SoT is PG12-- so Rare will never let us go upstairs ;-)

  • @SoGoXP
    @SoGoXP Год назад

    this was the funniest video i seen today!

  • @iantrafny6611
    @iantrafny6611 4 месяца назад

    What I want them to do is to add more NPC’s to Port Merrick. I want this place to feel like Tortuga.

  • @Qubold
    @Qubold Год назад +3

    Port FPS-Hole