I was born and raised in Queens N.Y. And I've been to Central Park hundreds of times. I've even been inside and on the top floors of some of the buildings that surround the park. I must of missed the waterfalls! I'll definitely go see them next time I go! 👍🏻😄
Awww i miss tv of yester-years; would sit on the sofa watching Jay Leno whilst my wife studying next to me. Newly married, no kids, no car, little money, few possessions, rental flat had only 1 bedroom. Life was fun and easy.
He does show off cars of all types. Jay Leno’s Garage is good show. Some his own collection, but most are other folks with all kinds of cars and motorcycles, sometimes celebrities. Not the same as this, but still interesting. And yes, if Jay came back he would blow all these current late night hosts out of the water. They all stink.
I was a newspaper pressman for the L. A. Times for 26 years and most of that time was on the night crew that ran the headlines . it was really exciting when a major story broke and you knew your crew would be getting the story out to the public . it really made you proud !!!
Jay didn't need to write them, they wrote themselves. While Jimmy/crew may write their own material, if it's not any good and loses viewers (myself included), what's the point?
I don't know how many times I've seen episodes like these but they are always fun to come back too. Jay Leno was a very funny man, still is. Thanks much.
I have to give Jay credit for keeping a straight face. It it was me hosting this segment I would’ve lost it and everything would just go down hill from. Having said that Jay and Kevin really worked well and we all miss them. Perhaps some network can reunite them! Well?
I saw Jay before he hit it big at Tommy T's San Leandro, Ca. around 1982-ish give or take. A friend got me to go saying he was the funniest comedian there's ever been.. Jay was a comic and improv master, light years ahead of anyone, the entire club completely lost it, non stop during his show and as he always was/is Jay was just a sweetheart of a guy. He was really really skinny with ultra jet black hair and his iconic and lovable jaw was very prominent. It was easy to tell that night he was no ordinary comic and was headed for Greatness. God Bless you Jay, the only great, good natured and real comedian in late night history barring Johnny Carson. Keep the rest of the no talent politically divisive haters on now. Jay, there's no one like you!
His stand up was edgy. He toned it down big time to fit late night format. He stars in a movie with Pat Morita called Collision Course, a B movie which is something fun to watch. Full movie is free on youtube.
Thanks for posting this...it makes me laugh aloud! 2020 headlines are not very funny (Covid-19, economic ruin, civil unrest, etc,) but Leno's Headlines are hilarious!
I don't think I ever watched Leno when he was on but I have become a huge fan of his just through watching these videos on RUclips! I really think he's great!
I've been saying it the same way since high school and I'm 31. I used to watch Leno every night then but never put 2 and 2 together. Now I know where I got that from. I miss Jay.
Just for grins and since the married couple had such a unique name of "Drown," I googled his name. The couple was married 33 years, but Robin passed away 4 days before her 52nd birthday, on July 2, 2010...of cancer, which she battled for 10 years. She seemed to have been a very special person, judging from her obit. RIP.
Some of his comments are funnier than the headlines. Do you think they are all spontaneous, or do writers make suggestions? If they are spontaneous, then Jay is a comic genius.
have not wasted my time on late night for that reason, for 10 years...thanks for the warning. its the reason Joe rogan just got a 200 m deal. from a podcast...classic
It seems all they want to do is talk about Trump, doesn't it? Jay used to do jokes about Clinton and Bush but he didn't do entire monologues about them the way they do Trump nowadays.
I miss the old days. I watch none of the current idiots. So glad I can see Jay's Garage... I miss Kevin! He's the perfect backboard. (I don't like the term sidekick)
From Australia, where we didn’t receive Jay but do now thanks to RUclips, I look at the current stash of late night hosts and think, “Is this who they have now instead of Leno and Letterman?” There’s no comparison.
24:45 - “Fireworks to be aired on radio”. If you read the article, it’s actually a neat concept. Parts of the music will be choreographed with the explosions. Once, when stationed at a Army base, they put on a Jul 4 fireworks display, during which the 1812 Overture was played. In case you don’t know about this piece of music, there are times when there are canon explosions. They used real cannons! When you pause the video the various controls may get in the way of the text, and the display may get a little dimmer. In case you don’t know how to remove them, once the video is in the desired position (hopefully you know how to do that), tap or click to either side of the “Play” button/triangle and the controls should disappear, and the screen appear back to normal brightness.
@@lynnie6633 Yes, great pairing. It was apparent, watching the show all those years, that the two of them were good friends and respected each other. Johnny had Ed and they'd been together for so long they seemed to communicate on some private plain, yet Jay and Kevin "clicked" in as much shorter time. (I recall Jay's original Music Director was---er, no so much.) Stay safe.
I loved how he'd pop the cards up and also how he tossed them. Leno was awesome. I quit late night when he left. This new stuff is garbage. Always looked forward to Headlines, and weddings.
Cook County Forest Preserves are a great place for families. As for the occasional dead bodies, we aren't as particular as Leno's people in California. It is educational for children to see dead bodies, so they can recognize them when they come across the victims of mob hits or cop killings of citizens who try to avoid traffic tickets. Please, come to Chicago and visit our Forest Preserves. Bring your family. Oh, and don't forget your guns.
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I love it when he cracks himself up😊
Really miss this show with Jay!
Headlines was the best part of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Even though I was generally more of a Letterman fan, I always changed it over to Leno on Mondays!
And Jaywalking
Agree
And then Fallon completely copied it and made it worse with bad signs.
100% agreed.
I was born and raised in Queens N.Y. And I've been to Central Park hundreds of times. I've even been inside and on the top floors of some of the buildings that surround the park. I must of missed the waterfalls! I'll definitely go see them next time I go! 👍🏻😄
You must OF been an English major
They could of got it write if they would of knowed.
Awww i miss tv of yester-years; would sit on the sofa watching Jay Leno whilst my wife studying next to me. Newly married, no kids, no car, little money, few possessions, rental flat had only 1 bedroom. Life was fun and easy.
I really miss seeing the headlines. I think Jay could have a show doing just that. It would beat all the other late-night shows.
And Jaywalking and 99 cent store items. All super hilarious.
HE'S DOING STAND-UP COMEDY AGAIN, STILL HAS HIS OTHER SHOWS..LATE-NIGHT SUCKS LIKE A NEW VACUUM CLEANER NOW..
He does show off cars of all types. Jay Leno’s Garage is good show. Some his own collection, but most are other folks with all kinds of cars and motorcycles, sometimes celebrities. Not the same as this, but still interesting.
And yes, if Jay came back he would blow all these current late night hosts out of the water. They all stink.
Yes!
He is reportedly doing this bit in his revived version of the game show, "You Bet Your Life."
I was a newspaper pressman for the L. A. Times for 26 years and most of that time was on the night crew that ran the headlines . it was really exciting when a major story broke and you knew your crew would be getting the story out to the public . it really made you proud !!!
Journalism is dead
These are the best cure for the blues! I haven't laughed so hard in years! Jay was excellent!
Jay Leno was the best, and an all around great guy.
yes !! what you said ❤
I always loved Jay's monologue....Headlines were always hilarious!
As a journalist, I laugh especially hard at these. Hysterically funny.
Those were all great!! I miss Leno! He and Kevin were great together.
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Kevin laughing in the background made it that much funnier!!
The last great Late Night host. Everyone since is annoying and garbage. Conan is ok, but not as good as he was back in the day.
@@craigruble17801 Noine
I miss headlines. Jay Leno was the best host of The Tonight Show, IMHO. I grew up on Carson, but I laughed myself to tears, more often with Jay. 💜
Jay Leno was the best.
Johnny Carson brought out the best in his guests. Jay Leno was funny on his own. Both were great hosts--just different skills.
Headlines were THE BEST Much better than some of the “skits” @jimmyfallon has
The funny part about that is, Jay didn’t even write this headlines. Jimmy and team work much harder at their original material.
Jay didn't need to write them, they wrote themselves.
While Jimmy/crew may write their own material, if it's not any good and loses viewers (myself included), what's the point?
I don't know how many times I've seen episodes like these but they are always fun to come back too. Jay Leno was a very funny man, still is. Thanks much.
Jay Leno and his show was the best. He can never be replaced,
No way. He was the best.
Certainly not by jimmy Flalon
Jay's comments are what makes these work so well.
@@gispel7058 genius*
I think differently. It's the headlines that are funny. If Jay milks them too much, it distracts from the humor of the misprint.
I have to give Jay credit for keeping a straight face. It it was me hosting this segment I would’ve lost it and everything would just go down hill from. Having said that Jay and Kevin really worked well and we all miss them. Perhaps some network can reunite them! Well?
I keeping watching these. After a tough day, these are like medicine.
Allen, Paar, Carson, Leno. Back when The Tonight Show was entertaining with great hosts.
Those were the days.
Brandon Alan, you are right.
Falkon doesn't know how to tell a joke
Always hilarious. I love the police blotter voice change.Jay and Kevin were great.
i'm laughing out loud for the 1st time in quite a while....
thanks Jay & co.
Thank you Mr Leno for the laughs!
I love Jay Leno!! By far the goat of late night TV! IMO! ❤️
Wow back when the tonight show didn't suck ! Still miss Johnny Carson !
These bring me so much joy, thank you
Jay headlines were the best. He should have a nightly headlines show.
Love these videos, thanks so much for sharing!
headlines never get old🤣
Finally - a you tuber who doesn’t bombard you with ads - thanx brother
RUclips does that and pockets the money from other people ‘s labour.
I saw Jay before he hit it big at Tommy T's San Leandro, Ca. around 1982-ish give or take. A friend got me to go saying he was the funniest comedian there's ever been.. Jay was a comic and improv master, light years ahead of anyone, the entire club completely lost it, non stop during his show and as he always was/is Jay was just a sweetheart of a guy. He was really really skinny with ultra jet black hair and his iconic and lovable jaw was very prominent. It was easy to tell that night he was no ordinary comic and was headed for Greatness. God Bless you Jay, the only great, good natured and real comedian in late night history barring Johnny Carson. Keep the rest of the no talent politically divisive haters on now. Jay, there's no one like you!
His stand up was edgy. He toned it down big time to fit late night format. He stars in a movie with Pat Morita called Collision Course, a B movie which is something fun to watch. Full movie is free on youtube.
this is gold
I miss Jay 😢
They are on the catalog, holding a catalog with thier picture in it, holding a catalog, with thier picture on it.....infinity.
I noticed that, too.
Jay is a smart guy! His ad libs are spot on.
Kevins laughs adds alot to the fun
I miss Jay Leno and headlines, I am dying laughing just watching this!!
❤️ Jay!
Thank you ever so much! Love all these Headlines segments that I've never seen before!
These are so good and I laugh with Kev everytime
Oh man! Try listening to this while working out....I bet you'll probably drop your weights laughing so hard
I'VE ABOUT FALLEN OUT OF THE CHAIR BEFORE, LAUGHING SO HARD..
Earn it Jay geez you’re the only one left.. mr. independent.
Miss him hosting
Thanks for posting this...it makes me laugh aloud! 2020 headlines are not very funny (Covid-19, economic ruin, civil unrest, etc,) but Leno's Headlines are hilarious!
i miss this show😢
I don't think I ever watched Leno when he was on but I have become a huge fan of his just through watching these videos on RUclips! I really think he's great!
Wow old late night shows were 1000x better than today
Ah, the good old days when late night shows were funny.
I sent one in and he actually chose it and read it!
Awesome
I love when Jay says “IDIOT”.
I've been saying it the same way since high school and I'm 31. I used to watch Leno every night then but never put 2 and 2 together. Now I know where I got that from. I miss Jay.
Jay picked out best headlines and his writers went to work. Jay picked best lines.
i watch these every night before bed most are so dumb they're funny i laugh my moms like what are you laughing at
Love him❤👍
Lmfaoooo. These jokes are still hilarious to this day. I can’t imagine today how they would react to Jay
This is what we send our children to school to learn!
Just for grins and since the married couple had such a unique name of "Drown," I googled his name. The couple was married 33 years, but Robin passed away 4 days before her 52nd birthday, on July 2, 2010...of cancer, which she battled for 10 years. She seemed to have been a very special person, judging from her obit. RIP.
Wondering if Jay Leno ever used this hilarious headline from the NY Post: "Headless Man Found In Topless Bar."
YES, HE DID, LOL..
The one about the French having the leaning tower,the real good example of misinformation.
As a French man I must say I agree.
Jay's A Classic. I Really Miss Him!
Jay is awesome
“Homeless man under house arrest” lol love it! I mean, if you MUST be under house arrest…
I miss you Jay Leno😍
I miss Jay. Late night TV is crap now. Ferguson was awesome too.
My neighbor wrote a letter to the editor complaining that my Stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave
Some of his comments are funnier than the headlines. Do you think they are all spontaneous, or do writers make suggestions? If they are spontaneous, then Jay is a comic genius.
Crazy as ever!!!! Love Jay Leno and the headlines!!!!!❤❤❤❤
I miss the Tonight Show so much. It is sad that now late night TV only has Gutfeld! to watch. I really miss Headlines and Jaywalking too.
Jay leno was so good --now all the late shows are all political crap..
You ain't kiddin'! That's all it seems like anymore. It sucks! Every damn day!
except for conan
have not wasted my time on late night for that reason, for 10 years...thanks for the warning. its the reason Joe rogan just got a 200 m deal. from a podcast...classic
That's the only way a lot of people get the news. Someone has to keep us up to date on the Mango Mussolini's scams.
It seems all they want to do is talk about Trump, doesn't it? Jay used to do jokes about Clinton and Bush but he didn't do entire monologues about them the way they do Trump nowadays.
@9:05 Not just “resents” instead of “presents”, but also it should be “its” instead of “it’s (it is)”.
I miss the old days. I watch none of the current idiots. So glad I can see Jay's Garage... I miss Kevin! He's the perfect backboard. (I don't like the term sidekick)
some of have common sense but what do you expect ?? in a screwed up broken world
I agree!
From Australia, where we didn’t receive Jay but do now thanks to RUclips, I look at the current stash of late night hosts and think, “Is this who they have now instead of Leno and Letterman?” There’s no comparison.
we are on the same page on that one.
The one gallon hip flask!😂
Can't remember when I laughed so hard for so long. Thanks for posting these.
There's a town in Washington State that has a business that the sign reads "Dentures and Firewood".
In Owensboro Kentucky there’s a pizza and wings place and on their sign the N in wings fell off so now it looks like “pizza and wigs”
Just think what belligerent squirrels will do to your property value!😱
Q: who's that in your thumbnail picture?
Bob Dobalina Mozart
@@bobbylee2853 i thot so! Its on the packages of Mozartkugeln in Austria :-)
24:45 - “Fireworks to be aired on radio”. If you read the article, it’s actually a neat concept. Parts of the music will be choreographed with the explosions. Once, when stationed at a Army base, they put on a Jul 4 fireworks display, during which the 1812 Overture was played. In case you don’t know about this piece of music, there are times when there are canon explosions. They used real cannons!
When you pause the video the various controls may get in the way of the text, and the display may get a little dimmer. In case you don’t know how to remove them, once the video is in the desired position (hopefully you know how to do that), tap or click to either side of the “Play” button/triangle and the controls should disappear, and the screen appear back to normal brightness.
Didn't know they had auto-correct back then. 🤷🏻♂️
Gift of the gods.
I even think its funny how we whips cards onto the floor.
It is!! And hearing Kevin laughing makes it funnier!!
@@lynnie6633 Yes, great pairing. It was apparent, watching the show all those years, that the two of them were good friends and respected each other. Johnny had Ed and they'd been together for so long they seemed to communicate on some private plain, yet Jay and Kevin "clicked" in as much shorter time. (I recall Jay's original Music Director was---er, no so much.) Stay safe.
I loved how he'd pop the cards up and also how he tossed them. Leno was awesome. I quit late night when he left. This new stuff is garbage. Always looked forward to Headlines, and weddings.
@@stevenance4844 Yes, like the Blue Collar Comedy Tours, the Headlines never seem to get old! Stay safe.
@@oldenweery7510 Plain = Plane. xx
I really love tonight show Jay Leno headline so much
30:51 - I squirmed when that picture first came up lmao
One gallon hip flask??? That'll just make me wanna quit lol
That'll want me want to order that as my last meal if I have to face the electric chair.
LOL, I DID..29 YEARS AGO..
I forgot how funny these were! LoL 🤣😂!!!
Weekend
Bathroom dancing. 😆
34:18 - in the classified above the "Murray go-fart" they spell the word THE as 'teh' lol
Good eye!
"Male infertility can be passed on...." Lol
The good news is that childless couples have more time to spend with their grandchildren.
@@ROGER2095 LOL!
"Homeless Man Under House Arrest" So, he's not allowed to go indoors?
I'd guess it meant he was he staying at a shelter....still a funny joke though, lol
Anyone else notice that in that set of instructions for the desk lamp it says "Importany" Safety Instructions? LOL
I didn’t catch that
This retired copy editor applauds you! That was a good catch!
When I put an old episode of Jay Leno on in the background and play some halo 2, just for a second, its almost as if im back in the 2000s.. lol
Kevin doesn't say very much, other than "okay", but when he does talk, he's as funny as Leno!
"JAY, THESE ARE THE 'HORNIEST' HEADLINES IN A LONG TIME"..HAHAHAHAAH!!
Cook County Forest Preserves are a great place for families.
As for the occasional dead bodies, we aren't as particular as Leno's people in California.
It is educational for children to see dead bodies, so they can recognize them
when they come across the victims of mob hits or cop killings of citizens who try to avoid traffic tickets.
Please, come to Chicago and visit our Forest Preserves.
Bring your family.
Oh, and don't forget your guns.
it wasn't that long ago but it seems like such simpler times
Some how, I knew as soon as I saw the church happenings, it was Jacksonville Daily News. Must be the print and layout .
The pie alamo was custard's last stand.
08:40 scientists say "Male infertility can be passed on" I didn't get that joke for 5 min. I kept scratching my head. now I got it.
I miss watchingJay
22:53 - and if that isn’t funny enough, the ad actually says “staring" pay, instead of “starting” pay.
Man do a long for these simpler times
Nobody can deliver like Jay.
Poor little Crumpet the cat.....
"SMOKED BEER ENEMA CHICKEN..UM, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE THE FRUIT PLATTER"..HAHAHAAHAHA!!
miss these late night not the same no more
*Jay: "How do you spell 'shutters'?"... Kevin: "S-h."* There's the American educational system for ya.
Sick as a dog in bed with my I-pad, Still laugh at Jay.......
I hope you are regular sick not COVID sick.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 great job Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks