Jay - Headlines (2008) Pt 02

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @CharTheBeauty
    @CharTheBeauty Год назад +102

    I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤
    *Nostalgia* ❤❤

  • @alann5003
    @alann5003 Год назад +170

    It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.

    • @matthewdickson2499
      @matthewdickson2499 Год назад +12

      Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.

    • @coolioso808
      @coolioso808 Год назад +8

      What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it.
      But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some RUclipsr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 месяцев назад +1

      Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was.
      I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays.
      It just wouldn't be the same.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 5 месяцев назад +4

      I’ve thought about this too, unfortunately the reality is that newspapers are practically non-existent and a lot of the printed items like flyers, mailers, etc are on their way out as well. He just wouldn’t have the same amount of content anymore

  • @kreativepulp8760
    @kreativepulp8760 3 года назад +57

    I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"

    • @excrono
      @excrono 16 дней назад +1

      “Police took the burrito into custody.”

  • @marilynlincoln7173
    @marilynlincoln7173 7 месяцев назад +26

    Whenever I’m feeling blue, all I have to do is turn on a video of Jay Leno. He makes me laugh and feel good. Thank you, Jay and thank you for whomever is sharing this video.

  • @completecharleston7142
    @completecharleston7142 3 года назад +320

    Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny

    • @Dennis-555
      @Dennis-555 2 года назад +19

      Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 2 года назад +17

      @@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.

    • @Dennis-555
      @Dennis-555 2 года назад +11

      @@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.

    • @J.R.__
      @J.R.__ 2 года назад +12

      And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 года назад +3

      The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.

  • @erickus36
    @erickus36 5 лет назад +113

    I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 года назад +6

      Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.

    • @rickgrewal2232
      @rickgrewal2232 4 года назад +6

      @@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 года назад +3

      @@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.

    • @brendansunra
      @brendansunra 4 года назад

      5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.

    • @miguelrusate4849
      @miguelrusate4849 3 года назад

      Big facts!!

  • @webbers4life146
    @webbers4life146 4 года назад +77

    Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.

  • @sandra.j.g.thompson9268
    @sandra.j.g.thompson9268 3 года назад +116

    I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!

  • @marieanderson5989
    @marieanderson5989 3 года назад +42

    I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!

  • @wpcampbell491
    @wpcampbell491 4 года назад +92

    The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.

  • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
    @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 года назад +112

    These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 года назад +2

      me too!!!

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 года назад +3

      want company????

    • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
      @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 года назад +2

      Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?

    • @normancooney5374
      @normancooney5374 4 года назад +2

      @@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio

    • @jpetes9046
      @jpetes9046 4 года назад +7

      Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.

  • @charlesflint9048
    @charlesflint9048 Год назад +6

    Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.

  • @prefeitobear9209
    @prefeitobear9209 4 года назад +59

    And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.

    • @jerrytaliercio9087
      @jerrytaliercio9087 Год назад +1

      I’m still watching in 2023….

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 месяцев назад +3

      And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅
      We're in 2024 of March.

    • @ernestalba
      @ernestalba 6 месяцев назад

      2020-2024 has been the most prosperous time in American history.

    • @Crazychick64
      @Crazychick64 5 месяцев назад +1

      July 2024

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ernestalbahow do you figure that? Recession, stagnant wages, prices of everything are skyhigh, medical is a joke, at least in the states, political turmoil, I'm not sure where you're getting your info from. Unless you're a big business owner, then yeah, y'all been prospering off us for years.

  • @angel_existential
    @angel_existential 2 года назад +128

    These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.

    • @williamorich7531
      @williamorich7531 Год назад +5

      Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣

    • @excrono
      @excrono 16 дней назад

      After a while one does build up a tolerance, these don’t hit as hard when repeated but still help quite a bit with mood over time without awkward moments in public.

  • @lindaspano6128
    @lindaspano6128 4 года назад +68

    just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...

  • @billbergendahl2911
    @billbergendahl2911 3 года назад +33

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @TheSoleProprietor
      @TheSoleProprietor 3 года назад +2

      Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 месяцев назад +1

      Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows.
      Ever since the very first day Fallon had started.
      Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice.
      Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show.
      Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick?
      Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.

    • @bobsacamanojr9382
      @bobsacamanojr9382 11 месяцев назад

      Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 9 месяцев назад +3

      I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.

    • @melissacastelveter5138
      @melissacastelveter5138 7 месяцев назад +2

      I haven’t watched since jay leno left either. Headlines were definitely funny

  • @reachruthanne752
    @reachruthanne752 7 месяцев назад +19

    Back when humor was alive. Great stuff!!!

  • @JayByrd83
    @JayByrd83 3 года назад +53

    Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 месяцев назад +2

      👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed.
      And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past.
      Time travelling in the past....
      And ❤-ing every minute of it.
      Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that..
      And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us

    • @leecowell8165
      @leecowell8165 9 месяцев назад +1

      Back when ANY TV was worth watching...

    • @lynettepalecek3141
      @lynettepalecek3141 4 месяца назад

      NOT Conan!! Conan was disgusting!!

  • @barbaraconnett5057
    @barbaraconnett5057 3 года назад +53

    Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝

    • @johnsnider3533
      @johnsnider3533 3 года назад +2

      Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.

  • @alanmcneill2407
    @alanmcneill2407 Год назад +37

    I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!

  • @jeffcurtis5265
    @jeffcurtis5265 3 года назад +87

    Back before the world went crazy

    • @keithhyttinen8275
      @keithhyttinen8275 Год назад +2

      Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 8 месяцев назад +2

      I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.

    • @Trobtwillis
      @Trobtwillis 5 месяцев назад +4

      History books suggest to me that the world 🌎 has always been crazy.

  • @KVWilson21
    @KVWilson21 3 года назад +30

    This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno

  • @danhutson3460
    @danhutson3460 3 года назад +18

    When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.

  • @scottvanhille5688
    @scottvanhille5688 3 года назад +19

    Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."

  • @njmcw126
    @njmcw126 5 лет назад +205

    Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 10 месяцев назад +1

      Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅

  • @bobbob-wf8ho
    @bobbob-wf8ho 3 года назад +81

    these will never ever get old .

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 года назад

      Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

    • @zokitchvlog
      @zokitchvlog 2 года назад +1

      His laughters is contagious

    • @mayorb3366
      @mayorb3366 2 года назад +2

      Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days.
      People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.

  • @robertjauron7027
    @robertjauron7027 3 года назад +24

    I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.

  • @sherrisRN
    @sherrisRN 2 года назад +12

    I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!

  • @yellowtents
    @yellowtents 2 года назад +36

    my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 3 года назад +35

    I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.

  • @pdbordelon
    @pdbordelon 3 года назад +19

    Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!

  • @jthoen61
    @jthoen61 3 года назад +27

    I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.

  • @balletboy94
    @balletboy94 3 года назад +47

    Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie 4 года назад +108

    I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny

    • @ivanleterror9158
      @ivanleterror9158 4 года назад +8

      I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.

    • @rinsedpie
      @rinsedpie 4 года назад +3

      @@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow

    • @ivanleterror9158
      @ivanleterror9158 4 года назад +4

      @@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.

    • @rinsedpie
      @rinsedpie 4 года назад +3

      @@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.

    • @busman7228
      @busman7228 3 года назад +2

      Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.

  • @wendyschmidt4339
    @wendyschmidt4339 4 года назад +40

    I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹

    • @Catholicophobia
      @Catholicophobia 3 года назад +4

      I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.

    • @ashleyworden1887
      @ashleyworden1887 3 года назад

      Thanks to these being uploaded to RUclips, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴

    • @JDsalvo123
      @JDsalvo123 4 месяца назад

      I grew up as a brother with 4 sisters in a two bedroom house, my bedroom was the living room couch. I would pretend to be asleep while mom and dad watched the tonight show

  • @dekirkbride
    @dekirkbride 4 года назад +113

    Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +3

      You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.

  • @marthavillanueva5505
    @marthavillanueva5505 3 года назад +33

    What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +2

      Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.

    • @rfolz8546
      @rfolz8546 7 месяцев назад

      Yes Jay is so funny😂 Loved watching him

  • @jenniferpruitt6534
    @jenniferpruitt6534 3 года назад +45

    I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere.
    Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube 5 лет назад +76

    This was on of my favorite bits of his.

  • @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427
    @itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427 3 года назад +13

    I'm almost binge watching these!

  • @specialk9224
    @specialk9224 5 лет назад +64

    I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)

    • @tycobb2580
      @tycobb2580 4 года назад +4

      yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting

    • @Catholicophobia
      @Catholicophobia 3 года назад +1

      I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood

    • @gerrypeterson8604
      @gerrypeterson8604 3 года назад +1

      I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face

    • @TheFullmetalj
      @TheFullmetalj 3 года назад +1

      Me too!!

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 4 года назад +47

    I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.

    • @Havok259
      @Havok259 3 года назад +6

      Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +2

      Those were the days

  • @biodigitaljazz5814
    @biodigitaljazz5814 3 года назад +12

    I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад +4

      I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.

  • @heatherchristie6015
    @heatherchristie6015 2 года назад +18

    When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.

    • @karensheline6958
      @karensheline6958 Год назад

      I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 4 месяца назад

      So I wasn't the only one 😂

  • @dawoool
    @dawoool 4 года назад +95

    I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.

    • @ronheydon117
      @ronheydon117 3 года назад +2

      i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.

    • @billdemarce1789
      @billdemarce1789 3 года назад +8

      I havent watched late night since Jay quit.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +1

      @@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +2

      @@billdemarce1789 Those were the days

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад

      @@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +11

    Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.

  • @lilmerc007
    @lilmerc007 3 года назад +105

    Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 2 года назад +9

      He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 2 года назад +4

      Agree 200%

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 года назад

      It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!

    • @robaxl3088
      @robaxl3088 2 года назад +3

      they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 2 года назад

      @@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 3 года назад +14

    The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!

  • @Narniabusiness1
    @Narniabusiness1 4 года назад +59

    This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct

  • @stevenance4844
    @stevenance4844 4 года назад +28

    Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.

  • @mshappyapple8663
    @mshappyapple8663 3 года назад +65

    I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +1

      Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +2

      Noone comes close.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 3 года назад +3

      If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.

    • @FRAME5RS
      @FRAME5RS 3 года назад +4

      @@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.

    • @richardpatrick2852
      @richardpatrick2852 Год назад +2

      @@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.

  • @d.aardent9382
    @d.aardent9382 Год назад +2

    Ahhhhh this is awesome, it was my favorite part of his show when he'd do Police Blotter or Headlines or Want Ads.
    Hilarious stuff.
    Thanks for putting this up

  • @ironhawk29
    @ironhawk29 4 года назад +75

    Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days

    • @jrambo7495
      @jrambo7495 3 года назад +1

      Right!!

    • @garystoltz573
      @garystoltz573 3 года назад +2

      Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.

  • @John_Fugazzi
    @John_Fugazzi 4 года назад +133

    The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.

  • @micahcooper4505
    @micahcooper4505 4 года назад +41

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again!
    79

  • @boxcarwillie167
    @boxcarwillie167 4 года назад +76

    Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!

  • @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
    @randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 5 лет назад +29

    good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now

  • @brianschwartz360
    @brianschwartz360 4 года назад +45

    So wonderful to watch these. They give me a laugh when I really need one. Thanks!

  • @t-bonena3609
    @t-bonena3609 3 года назад +10

    Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 4 года назад +53

    The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +2

      I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +1

      Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +1

      @@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +1

      Isaw him guest host in early 1990

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +1

      I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 4 года назад +110

    What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +4

      ME TOO!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +2

      ME TOO!

    • @Seattlekid8
      @Seattlekid8 3 года назад +9

      I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 2 года назад +2

      @@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.

    • @DianneDempsey
      @DianneDempsey Год назад +1

      ​@@Seattlekid8in

  • @llydrsn
    @llydrsn 2 года назад +11

    I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.

  • @miked918
    @miked918 4 года назад +22

    When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr882 5 лет назад +165

    Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again!

  • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
    @FtanmoOfEtheirys 3 года назад +14

    1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?"
    Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD

    • @catnewskawai9367
      @catnewskawai9367 11 месяцев назад

      These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.

    • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
      @FtanmoOfEtheirys 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol

  • @mississippimud7046
    @mississippimud7046 4 года назад +44

    I needed this today ,it's been stressful !!!!😣

    • @pfflyer3381
      @pfflyer3381 4 года назад +1

      Keep smiling, love your pie!

  • @jonfleck8687
    @jonfleck8687 5 лет назад +81

    Thanks for uploading this was hilarious! Back when late night was funny!

  • @clairepatton6880
    @clairepatton6880 5 лет назад +33

    Thank you for taking the time to put this video together. I enjoyed it very much and I know everyone else did.😀

  • @jeffmohr8366
    @jeffmohr8366 4 года назад +62

    Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh

    • @silverzales1980
      @silverzales1980 4 года назад +3

      Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 3 года назад

      @@silverzales1980 me too!!!!

  • @jasonb7089
    @jasonb7089 2 года назад +6

    I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.

  • @chineserocks77
    @chineserocks77 2 года назад +6

    I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times

  • @nationofvillians1620
    @nationofvillians1620 11 месяцев назад +1

    Classic. I miss this Era. I'll be watching this all day.

  • @matttherrien9608
    @matttherrien9608 4 года назад +59

    Life is better when you laugh!

  • @adambuskirk2222
    @adambuskirk2222 4 года назад +83

    Jay: "Toilet with Hand Shower why would you want that?"
    March 2020: "Heh little does he know"

    • @ws2228
      @ws2228 4 года назад +5

      🤣 it took me a couple of seconds. 🤣🎯👍👍
      Keep up the good work.

    • @Mary-jz9vr
      @Mary-jz9vr 4 года назад +4

      @Adam Buskirk, your comment deserves WAY MORE LIKES! 👍

    • @Hithere-ek4qt
      @Hithere-ek4qt 4 года назад +2

      APRIL 2020 - STILL STUPID

    • @Mary-jz9vr
      @Mary-jz9vr 4 года назад +5

      @Hi there You must be one of the toilet paper hoarders.

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 4 года назад +1

      from the chef's crack.

  • @QPRTokyo
    @QPRTokyo 6 месяцев назад +14

    Watching yet again, July 2024😂

  • @rafaelcisneros562
    @rafaelcisneros562 2 года назад +21

    Kevin's laugh is contagious 😆

  • @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
    @HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 3 года назад +94

    Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 года назад +7

      Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅

    • @DeltaFRFX
      @DeltaFRFX 2 года назад +6

      @@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years

  • @tomtke7351
    @tomtke7351 2 года назад +3

    Nothing, NOTHING is as good as Headlines to make me feel happy. Guaranteed amusement.

  • @teresaferrer4748
    @teresaferrer4748 7 месяцев назад +2

    I loved Jay's headlines. The real feel of newspapers and magazines ads.

  • @duranfanvr882
    @duranfanvr882 5 лет назад +45

    Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas to you! Getting to watch these Headlines videos this month has been the best early Christmas presents for me ... I can tell a lot of other people really appreciate you doing this as well !!!

  • @lynettepalecek3141
    @lynettepalecek3141 4 месяца назад +2

    That was so cute when Jay Leno pretended to be a cat operating a machinery and he meowed. Lol. 😸🐈🐈‍⬛

  • @LawnDartsRAwesome
    @LawnDartsRAwesome 3 года назад +4

    Man, compare this to what we have today. I miss comedy.

  • @keystone412diesel2
    @keystone412diesel2 2 года назад +2

    great compilation of Jay's Headlines.
    Thanks for posting these.
    -Chuck
    Pittsburgh PA

  • @cindygarcia4951
    @cindygarcia4951 3 года назад +4

    I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.

  • @JDsalvo123
    @JDsalvo123 Месяц назад

    I watch 10 minutes of this every evening before i go to bed with a smile on my face 😊

  • @garyschultz7768
    @garyschultz7768 Год назад +59

    Back when the world still made sense

    • @ernestalba
      @ernestalba 6 месяцев назад +2

      The Great Recession of 2008 made sense? 2024 is the most prosperous time in American history.

    • @garyschultz7768
      @garyschultz7768 6 месяцев назад

      @ernestalba .. ......
      You said "prosperous" but of course, you meant "preposterous"......
      America, led by the Communist left is on the verge of total collapse by every measureable metric .....

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 6 месяцев назад +3

      Talented, intelligent , funny as hell , charming , perfect timing , handsome , Jay had it all!!!!!

    • @Trobtwillis
      @Trobtwillis 5 месяцев назад +2

      When did the world ever make sense? I'm not an Atheist per sé, but sometimes I wonder why not.
      🤔💭

    • @collinsnider4179
      @collinsnider4179 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh shut up, the world has NEVER made sense!

  • @nestoreloy
    @nestoreloy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jay was so great, many times the comments he made afterwards were even funnier than the headline itself.

  • @ddylla85
    @ddylla85 5 лет назад +22

    Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman

  • @MrXminus1
    @MrXminus1 Год назад +1

    I miss Jay's Headline segment. I wish they would give Jay a “Just the Headlines” show. I keep watching these over & over and even after having seen these reapeatly and all these years later I still laugh at them. Thanks Jay.

  • @eveglead1913
    @eveglead1913 3 года назад +360

    Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?

    • @drifterman319
      @drifterman319 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, as compared to offending us.

    • @waltmccarthy9837
      @waltmccarthy9837 2 года назад +10

      I don’t know. Walt Disney?

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 года назад +25

      Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.

    • @michaelcelani8325
      @michaelcelani8325 2 года назад +1

      @@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control
      freak Fascist.

    • @sharcrum
      @sharcrum 2 года назад +12

      ......celebritIES.......

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 4 года назад +126

    It feels good to laugh at this it’s not mean it’s not hurting anybody thank you for an innocent laugh, Jay!

    • @wynottgivemore9274
      @wynottgivemore9274 3 года назад +7

      Oh yeah... Try drinking coffee at the same time as the punch line😂🤣☕lol!

    • @malirabbit6228
      @malirabbit6228 3 года назад +3

      Plus, free publicity!

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 3 года назад +6

      I had some good belly laughs

    • @ramsie50mp
      @ramsie50mp 3 года назад +4

      Amen

  • @sandywheeze3505
    @sandywheeze3505 5 лет назад +150

    Jay, loved your humor and miss you.

    • @mrk1075
      @mrk1075 5 лет назад +11

      If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on RUclips.

    • @stefanfrankel8157
      @stefanfrankel8157 3 года назад +3

      @@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.

  • @AR-jx6wr
    @AR-jx6wr 5 лет назад +45

    Ima Hogg was a real Houston socialite. I imagine that she heard every joke ever told about her name.

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 4 года назад +7

      And don't forget her sister Ura. Actual name. I heard their father named them. I'm from Corpus Christi, Texas.

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 года назад +1

      @@judyvalencia3257 It's true. I live in Austin, Texas. Ima and Ura Hogg were real and rather wealthy family.

    • @bernieray3111
      @bernieray3111 4 года назад +8

      Ima Hogg was a real person, and the daughter of Texas governor Jim Hogg. She was a patron of the arts, and donated many paintings to the Houston Museum of Fine Arts. However, (and no offense intended) her purported sister Ura, and her other purported sister Wera, did not really exist - she had no sisters. I'm from Houston, and everyone here has heard these jokes for a long time. ;)

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 4 года назад +4

      @@bernieray3111 However many there were, they were very generous with their wealth and good hearted people.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 года назад +2

      Her family had or maybe still has a foundation to award money to professors to conduct mental health research.

  • @alexcarter6446
    @alexcarter6446 4 года назад +14

    The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣

  • @theashdey9383
    @theashdey9383 3 года назад +11

    I miss this era

  • @Tumbleweed-vh4pt
    @Tumbleweed-vh4pt 4 года назад +12

    Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.

  • @barbaraconnett5057
    @barbaraconnett5057 3 года назад +8

    I really enjoy you so much Jay thank you!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 года назад +38

    I can watch these when it's just me and my dog living in New York City after the virus apocalypse

    • @SimplyTakuma
      @SimplyTakuma 4 года назад +2

      Real Chinese in New York City 👌🏻
      That was one of those restaurant headlines from Jay

    • @scottsteel4230
      @scottsteel4230 3 года назад +2

      YOU ARE LEGEND, OMEGA MAN.

  • @Worklikeyoushouldbe
    @Worklikeyoushouldbe 9 месяцев назад +2

    Jay was the best!

  • @judyvalencia3257
    @judyvalencia3257 3 года назад +19

    Jay always made me laugh.