Not a big Leno fan but this is so much better than the stuff they have on today. Topical, but not partisan. Both Obama and Palin get zinged but not in a mean way. Amazing that that was only 10 years ago. It seems like a lifetime.
I watched the what's wrong with this photo or movie or...,,,with Ellen, She's dry and not funny it's dark and negative The world changed. I guess I did not
For what I've seen (and have long since given up), today's late night TV is more hate pretending to be comedy than anything, Leno and Carson were class acts and genuinely funny. Never cared for Letterman much, but he's still better than what we've got today too.
They can thank Ambian for some of it. I bought a boat with no motor. Didn’t remember anything about it. After a boat with no motor showed up, my wife changed my password. That was 15 years ago. I haven’t been on since. My friend did a similar smaller mistake a few years ago. My wife told his wife to change his password. He hasn’t bought anything since either. That Ambian may make you think you are getting sleep, but you could be gambling or blowing money with no idea.
After Leno got booted off the air there hasn't been any decent Late Night at all. That Jay Walk was good, really entertaining. Especially the questions on American History. Leno was 👌 and 👍👍
OMg, totally funny. I remember actually seeing an ad on the net that said buy bleeding kidneys on Ebay. Loved Jays headlines, totally medicine. Laughter is good medicine, it releases feel good hormones in your body. Loved the barbie ad, actual doll does not pedal. So many weird ads and signs. How about the Dove soap ad a few years back with a very dark black woman as model? Or Ellen as Covergirl? Another funny thing I saw in OK was a sign next to a very small walking bridge about 3 feet wide. the sign said no cars allowed on bridge.
Jay's agent, looking to buy him a gift, purchased a pair of 1930s leather 'lobster claw' motorcycle gloves from me when eBay was a place for collectors and sellers. I've always wondered if he liked them.
+Mike Peterson - "Control him"? No, that isn't why. It was *agism* ! they even stated so outright! Idk if they even *checked* to see if they were loosing younger viewers as Jay got older, but I doubt they even *cared* ! Now, NBC is going to lose their Flagship evening program to poor ratings because if it!
When some guy tried to steal my beloved 1977 Oldsmobile, he broke a window by wrapping his shirt around a brick. He left the shirt in my back seat, and his name was embroidered on it along with the name of the company he worked for. "Mario" didn't think that one through, he also left fingerprints. He was easy to find. The only reason he wasn't successful in stealing my car is he didn't know the trick to starting it and he flooded the engine. Sometimes having an old car is like having a built-in anti-theft device!
@@harryclark7276not true. They get on Democrats too. They had a field day with the NYC mayor and I’ve seen them do jokes about Hillary and Biden and Harris- they really got on Biden after his debate failure. The fact is that Trump just gives them more material 😂😂😂😂 Hannibal Lecter-Sharks vs Batteries etc.
@@P_Partridge: Letterman was good at first, but towards the last few years of his show he'd have a lot of sports figures on; and if there was a guest (not from sports) that he took a dislike to, he's insult that person right on the air and make them feel unwelcome!! That's when I stopped watching him!!
I wish someone out there saved other segments of this bit, which I remember including: Selling my family’s football team loyalty-man promised that for the NFL team that bought his family’s loyalty, he would buy a new jersey for him and his sons every season, and they would watch every game while shouting the team’s name three times minimum per game (also added Detroit Lions, Buffalo Bills and New York Jets need not apply-“this guy’s got standards” Jay said). I will mentally mow your lawn for you-“are you tired of spending your entire Saturday thinking about mowing the lawn? Hire me, and I’ll think about mowing the lawn for you!” Included a very childlike Paintbrush drawing of a red lawn mower on a lawn. There were other good ones I’m sure but after all these years I still laugh at those! 😁
How to pay the rent: make a stencil of some guy. Lay it on a piece of toast. Run the blow dryer over it until it appears on toast. Sell on eBay. Repeat as necessary.
I like Jay- he seems to be a nice guy- he and Johnny were the best on tv- now, it is so boring - and Dean M roasts were hilarious and Carol B - I don't watch any of them any more - I would rather use the internet and pick my own stuff !
I know how the cup-o-beard actually got sold. It had to be a crime lab technician. They looked at the picture of the guy and said to themselves "Yeah, this guy has to be in the DNA database right away." and just bought it being a good humanitarian like they are.
Jay was my favorite late night talk show host. He was funny and was a man's man. He made me laugh every night I watched the show. He has one helluva car collection. I wish he would take over the tonight show again and get rid of that cutsie current host.
Can you imagine if Jay was to have co-hosted this segment with “Larry the Cable Guy!” I’d have probably wet my pants from laughing so hard. Let’s get Jay and Kevin back on TV together again!
"guess things just aint what they used to be" is said by each of us as we get older! We view the past with rose tinted spectacles (and all that). And then you're dead! Carpe Deum.
lebanon 97 He was forced to retire because the network was pushing him to be harder on conservatives and ease up in picking at Obama. It was purely political. Look what we have now. Every show is leftist propaganda, not even funny propaganda.
@Account Inactive, don't know where you got that from, but Jay (like Johnny before him) was careful to mock Democrats and Republicans pretty equally. Anybody who watched during the double 0's saw him skewer W. nightly, but he also wasn't afraid to throw punches at Obama, who, to his credit, still paid Jay more than one visit. He was forced to retire more because he was getting on in years, and NBC hoped Fallon could attract more young viewers.
I guess those vintage lobster claw motorcycle gloves Jay's manager bought from me (as a birthday gift to Jay, he said), aren't weird enough for discussion. Should'a thought to put a real lobster claw in 'em -just for laughs.
Claiming judge couldn’t be fair because he’s Hispanic. Calling Mexicans drug dealers, rapists, murderers. “Shuthole countries”. “The blacks love me”. Some of the kkk, Nazis are fine people. His company refused to rent to blacks. Etc, etc, etc.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! " Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
I wonder if the people who bid on Obama toast know that someone did that with a torch gun, or a lighter . it didn’t come out if the toaster like that…ya right they think it came out of the toaster like that 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
NBC found Jimmy Fallon on eBay for a price nobody wanted to pay. Since he was listed sooo cheap, NBC won the bid because NBC was the ONLY bidder. The reason Jay Leno was let go was because Jay was being paid more money each year than the CEO was being paid. Jay had more expensive cars and other vehicles than the NBC CEO could afford. Jimmy Fallon was homeless and homesteading on the beach before he landed the Tonight Show gig. Again, Jimmy was on eBay under the miscellaneous late night show host category. NBC won, we viewers LOST.
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God I miss Jay Leno. Havent watched late night TV of this kind since he left. Man I miss his show.
So true
Late Nite died when Jay left.
Kevin Eubanks' laugh is always my favorite! 😂
I watched him every night. I'm glad he's back on with Jay Leno's Garage.
they had to get him for Jay Leno's Garage., nobody else could do that show.
I’m not a Motorhead, but Leno’s garage is interesting as hell.
He’s coming back with the old Groucho Marx program, “You Bet Your Life”.
@@texmex9721 LOL !!!
The man knows about cars,,Jay Leno's Garage is outstanding
The man is outstanding!
Miss Jay's night time show. He was great on there!💕
That Obama toast looks like the robot on that old queen album
News of the World
Yes! yeeeeessssss!!! My thoughts exactly!
Jay and Johnny were the best late night show hosts. Still watch reruns of the shows.
Boomer alert.
You probably still listen to 8-track tapes, too.
They are worth watching.
@@lagodifuoco313 yeah and still bang your mother to, so what’s your point?
I miss all this stuff from Leno on the Tonight Show, this and Headlines.
Not a big Leno fan but this is so much better than the stuff they have on today. Topical, but not
partisan. Both Obama and Palin get zinged but not in a mean way. Amazing that that was only 10 years ago. It seems like a lifetime.
Robert Blakemore I miss these days!
AGREED! @SammyT
Me too...me too.
I watched the what's wrong with this photo or movie or...,,,with Ellen,
She's dry and not funny it's dark and negative
The world changed. I guess I did not
For what I've seen (and have long since given up), today's late night TV is more hate pretending to be comedy than anything, Leno and Carson were class acts and genuinely funny. Never cared for Letterman much, but he's still better than what we've got today too.
like George Carlin once said:
“you nail together two things that have never been nailed together and some shmuck will buy it.”
I miss the good ole late nights
"That looks like white bread to me, doesn't it Kev?" LOL. I miss shows like this. Can't make those jokes anymore.
Now that trump is back, you can make any joke you want…as long as it is not about him.
Hearing Kevin laughing in the background is almost better than the jokes.
With Kevin's rock-bottom IQ he'd laugh at a funeral procession.
@@Felatelist with one look at your channel it's obvious where your random disdain for the band leader comes from. Go back to Faux News, Doltsson
When late night was comedy
YAWN, such an original comment.
It's still true
The weird part of eBay isn't the worthless junk offered for sale....it's that they so often find a buyer.
Jim Northland out of 8 billion people in the world, there's quite a few weirdos.
They can thank Ambian for some of it. I bought a boat with no motor. Didn’t remember anything about it. After a boat with no motor showed up, my wife changed my password. That was 15 years ago. I haven’t been on since. My friend did a similar smaller mistake a few years ago. My wife told his wife to change his password. He hasn’t bought anything since either. That Ambian may make you think you are getting sleep, but you could be gambling or blowing money with no idea.
vinylsp Roseanne? I didn't expect to find you here!
Yeah, but look at the shit people buy from Amazon!
Yes, similar to donnie isn't the problem, it's his supporters!
After Leno got booted off the air there hasn't been any decent Late Night at all. That Jay Walk was good, really entertaining. Especially the questions on American History. Leno was 👌 and 👍👍
Conan was good (resurfaced on another network). But he's the only one.
So much to laugh at.....need to laugh NOW....12/25/20....THANK YOU MUCH🕊🇺🇲💕
I love Jay Leno miss him the shows we have now are horrible
Thats why i dumped my cable.
Jay Leno is shit I'm glad he's gone.
Butch Jones )
@@brucepreston3794 Yup. No cable (or antenna) TV in my house. Had enough of the spoon fed woke crap.
@@guyinthechat9533 didn't your mama ever tell you "if you can't say something nice, keep your trap shut"?
Crag Ferguson said before he left the show wait until you see what they're going to put on when I leave
I miss him! I LOVED his show, his interviews were hilarious! We need his level of madcap silliness again now we are mostly suffering from depression.
Now the late night shows are consumed by mean spirited politics.
I love how this brings me back to 2008, back in the good old days.
This reminds me of Weird Al's song Ebay😂😂😂. We miss you Jay love from Sweden🌹🌹🌹
I remember that song too 😂
OMg, totally funny. I remember actually seeing an ad on the net that said buy bleeding kidneys on Ebay. Loved Jays headlines, totally medicine. Laughter is good medicine, it releases feel good hormones in your body. Loved the barbie ad, actual doll does not pedal. So many weird ads and signs. How about the Dove soap ad a few years back with a very dark black woman as model? Or Ellen as Covergirl? Another funny thing I saw in OK was a sign next to a very small walking bridge about 3 feet wide. the sign said no cars allowed on bridge.
I miss Kevin Eubanks, he has the best laugh ever.
I come here for Kevins laughs
His and Drew Carey's laughs are good for the soul.
I miss Bob Eubanks
@@goodbadbill Drew Carey has standard laugh mode and naughty schoolboy laugh mode.
I miss this segment.
Jay's agent, looking to buy him a gift, purchased a pair of 1930s leather 'lobster claw' motorcycle gloves from me when eBay was a place for collectors and sellers. I've always wondered if he liked them.
jay leno is so much funnier than jimmy fallon...what were people thinking.
They couldnt control Jay like they can Jimmy.
+Mike Peterson - "Control him"? No, that isn't why.
It was *agism* ! they even stated so outright! Idk if they even *checked* to see if they were loosing younger viewers as Jay got older, but I doubt they even *cared* !
Now, NBC is going to lose their Flagship evening program to poor ratings because if it!
TheNoiseySpectator The fact is firing Jay didn't work out for him. Fallon lost a month to Letterman first time that happened in years.
+joe blow It should of been Conan.
+joe blow Man, everything's better than Jimmy Fallon:P
lol, of course the bowling lanes were not sold... Bowled there yesterday!!
What scores did you get? And where are the lanes located?
When some guy tried to steal my beloved 1977 Oldsmobile, he broke a window by wrapping his shirt around a brick. He left the shirt in my back seat, and his name was embroidered on it along with the name of the company he worked for. "Mario" didn't think that one through, he also left fingerprints. He was easy to find.
The only reason he wasn't successful in stealing my car is he didn't know the trick to starting it and he flooded the engine. Sometimes having an old car is like having a built-in anti-theft device!
And that's topped off with Larry the Cable Guy. The Tonight Show was fabulous! And it ended when Mr. Leno retired.
Ebay pulled down someones ad for a 6 yr. old McDonald's cheeseburger recently. (July, 2018)
Jay was the best. He was never hateful to either side of the political arena. Todays talk shows are nothing but hate shows.
They were jokes then, they are jokes now. Some people just lost their sense of humor, Trump has had that effect.
👍😜😂
@@thehound9086Except now the “jokes” only go one way.
@@harryclark7276not true. They get on Democrats too. They had a field day with the NYC mayor and I’ve seen them do jokes about Hillary and Biden and Harris- they really got on Biden after his debate failure. The fact is that Trump just gives them more material 😂😂😂😂 Hannibal Lecter-Sharks vs Batteries etc.
He had the best segments, I'd often tune in for those segments rather than the guests
Spot on! Always good natured guy, even today. Class act…
Leno is my all time favorite talk show host rivaled only by Carson.
David Letterman was good also!!
@@P_Partridge: Letterman was good at first, but towards the last few years of his show he'd have a lot of sports figures on; and if there was a guest (not from sports) that he took a dislike to, he's insult that person right on the air and make them feel unwelcome!! That's when I stopped watching him!!
The fact that Obama’s image on toast was actually SOLD made me drop my phone! That’s how funny that was!
It was probably Michael Obummer that bought it for $205.
Thats ironic I said hold the phone because it actually sold
It looked more like George W to me...
I thought the bread with a fly in it would of been worth more than Obama's
This is a really funny bit. Thanks
There are still plenty of joke items on eBay. The bowling lanes would have sold, but the starting bid was too high.
Jay was so animated, the best
I wish someone out there saved other segments of this bit, which I remember including:
Selling my family’s football team loyalty-man promised that for the NFL team that bought his family’s loyalty, he would buy a new jersey for him and his sons every season, and they would watch every game while shouting the team’s name three times minimum per game (also added Detroit Lions, Buffalo Bills and New York Jets need not apply-“this guy’s got standards” Jay said).
I will mentally mow your lawn for you-“are you tired of spending your entire Saturday thinking about mowing the lawn? Hire me, and I’ll think about mowing the lawn for you!” Included a very childlike Paintbrush drawing of a red lawn mower on a lawn.
There were other good ones I’m sure but after all these years I still laugh at those! 😁
Regarding the fly baked in to the slice of bread. If I got the bread AND the wrapper it came in... I could sue the manufacturer for a bundle!!!
How to pay the rent: make a stencil of some guy. Lay it on a piece of toast. Run the blow dryer over it until it appears on toast. Sell on eBay. Repeat as necessary.
Are you a millionaire yet then? Or maybe it doesn't work like that!
I like Jay- he seems to be a nice guy- he and Johnny were the best on tv- now, it is so boring - and Dean M roasts were hilarious and Carol B - I don't watch any of them any more - I would rather use the internet and pick my own stuff !
I remember watching this one and thinking how bad is it when someone buys the cut beard but not the bowling alley or even the fly in the bread
I know how the cup-o-beard actually got sold. It had to be a crime lab technician. They looked at the picture of the guy and said to themselves "Yeah, this guy has to be in the DNA database right away." and just bought it being a good humanitarian like they are.
witches/voodoo
the Tshirt left behind was bought by the guy who left it behind soon to be ex wife.
Jay was my favorite late night talk show host. He was funny and was a man's man. He made me laugh every night I watched the show. He has one helluva car collection. I wish he would take over the tonight show again and get rid of that cutsie current host.
I used to get in trouble by my parents because I'd stay up late with my grandma watching Jay Leno. Memories
man i miss jay leno
Can you imagine if Jay was to have co-hosted this segment with “Larry the Cable Guy!” I’d have probably wet my pants from laughing so hard. Let’s get Jay and Kevin back on TV together again!
At least the hamster died while doing what he loved the most. Poor little guy.
I liked Leno more than I liked Dave.
Dave was an ass
make the tonight show great again.
MTTSGG
you could sell hats with that logo.
I'm thinking the hamster was stuffed with the beard trimmings.
72+HourBOB Marijuana.
:D
😂
Its a shirt so it cant be matthew maconehay lmao!!
Leno funnier than Fallon, sure. I'm just more surprised at the fact this was aired on my birthday and never caught it. lol
You were out with friends having a good time!
Bazooka Joe wrappers was funnier than falon
nbc fd up by letting this guy go.
mario parra he was 64 years old when he finally left. It’s called retirement.
64, its not that old. he wasn't doing construction
mario parra ... he. retired. understand?
They said "trash Trump or you're fired" He said "No" . Wasn't retirement.
@@susanyoung1600 Leno retired in 14. Trump announced his candidacy in 15...
Barack Obama? Larry the Cable Guy? Sarah Palin? Boy the decade old memories are coming back!
Hi jay i remember you from wilmington my home town when you worked at the car dealership
What happened to the aircraft carrier? Years ago someone put an obsolete British aircraft carrier on ebay.
There are some strange people out there that will buy any discusting thing
"guess things just aint what they used to be" is said by each of us as we get older!
We view the past with rose tinted spectacles (and all that). And then you're dead! Carpe Deum.
Yes! Carpe that Deim! Lol! 😉
Am not american but why did jay leno quit??? He promotes knowledge and was a great host not a pervert ..i don't understand
lebanon 97 he retired and was replaced by the unfunny Jimmy Fallon.
1000 old cars needed him.
lebanon 97 He was forced to retire because the network was pushing him to be harder on conservatives and ease up in picking at Obama. It was purely political. Look what we have now. Every show is leftist propaganda, not even funny propaganda.
@Account Inactive, don't know where you got that from, but Jay (like Johnny before him) was careful to mock Democrats and Republicans pretty equally. Anybody who watched during the double 0's saw him skewer W. nightly, but he also wasn't afraid to throw punches at Obama, who, to his credit, still paid Jay more than one visit. He was forced to retire more because he was getting on in years, and NBC hoped Fallon could attract more young viewers.
Jay Leno retired because he was getting old. (Duh.) And he had enough money already.
"Help me!" Robin williams used that line alot
I think he meant it.
"I think if you add water makes soup"
The beard would make a nice birds nest lining
Lee Engelsman nice
I guess those vintage lobster claw motorcycle gloves Jay's manager bought from me (as a birthday gift to Jay, he said), aren't weird enough for discussion. Should'a thought to put a real lobster claw in 'em -just for laughs.
One more vote for "when late night tv was funny".
Wait... A late night comedy used to be more than just Donald Trump is a racist... what a strange time that was
since they keep claiming this, it would be nice for them to show some specific instances where he was, rather than their usual blanket accusations...
Claiming judge couldn’t be fair because he’s Hispanic. Calling Mexicans drug dealers, rapists, murderers. “Shuthole countries”. “The blacks love me”. Some of the kkk, Nazis are fine people. His company refused to rent to blacks. Etc, etc, etc.
Well, he is a racist pervert. Truth hurts.
@@tomibach9712We’re still waiting…
This eBay segment went a little slowly, but still had some fun surprises.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! "
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
Some hate the guy.. but looking at what he does..
I like his skits.. i like his segments on the late show..
The image on the toast looks more like the robot on the cover of Queens album News of the World.
How much was shipping ?
1:22 - doll comes with authentic kankles! I mean seriously... look st those things!!! lol
Super low knee caps 😅
Interesting items.
I wonder if the people who bid on Obama toast know that someone did that with a torch gun, or a lighter . it didn’t come out if the toaster like that…ya right they think it came out of the toaster like that 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
Of course the guy bought his shirt back, it was his lucky shirt.
Thats funny
Stains and all?
the sarah palin cabbage patch doll looks like janet reno
Hey altoona pa is 20 min away from where I live
Everywhere in Blair county is 20 mins from Altoona lol.
I found a haunted potato chip on Ebay once.
The toast looks like white dude with head phones,
The bread with the fly, that's more convincing than the toast
Jimmy Fallon not funny at all. Replace him!
Nah replace Jimmy Kimmel.
Some of those things were pretty nasty why would people even buy them?
A rich guy could buy those bowling lanes and afford to have them installed at a mansion.
Love jay, so hilarious.
how would you even search for these things? what, your gonna type beard trimmings in Dixie cup in search, or unusual things found in toast or bread?
HOLY SHIT! The guy selling his beard in a dixi cup.... I KNOW HIM!!!! He lives in Green Bay WI
Toast sold!? Beam me up, Scotty, this world is not my home! I must have gotten off the intergalactic bus one planet too soon!
I sold a pound of Daytona beach sand for 50 bucks.
4:25 Is that the RUclips Pooper Jimmy Davis? Maybe not, but sure looks like him.
Where is the toast now?
Why...why is this on my home page? This is an extremely specific recommendation, even for the algorithms.
Don't over think things .....
I miss when this use to come on
why did they retire Leno it took so long to get used to him he had to follow Carson but he just grew on you.
Nobody tops Carson, but Leno is still hilarious imo.
Money. The network wanted to attract more young viewers, so they retired Jay to make room for Fallon.
there's nothing to watch on network tv anymore.
NBC found Jimmy Fallon on eBay for a price nobody wanted to pay. Since he was listed sooo cheap, NBC won the bid because NBC was the ONLY bidder.
The reason Jay Leno was let go was because Jay was being paid more money each year than the CEO was being paid. Jay had more expensive cars and other vehicles than the NBC CEO could afford. Jimmy Fallon was homeless and homesteading on the beach before he landed the Tonight Show gig. Again, Jimmy was on eBay under the miscellaneous late night show host category. NBC won, we viewers LOST.
I loved-did-did that baby hamster
The toast looks like Princess Lela from star wars
pause right on 0:10.
Is that ebola...? in 2008...? on ebay...?
Is that dead Hampster Father Dougal's one?... damn I didn't know the thing had died.
That's definitely a rat. Maybe they said it was a hamster because it might sell better.
Hilarious, fav was the Obama toast, lol is it White 🍞, looks white bread
Ha ha ha...busting up here..! So funny !
People obviously have too much money if they're spending it on this ridiculous cr--.