Jay Leno Truth in Labeling 3/2005

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Jay reveals the real names of common products.

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  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 года назад +56

    I call wine in a box cardbordeaux.

  • @cynthiahusband106
    @cynthiahusband106 2 месяца назад +6

    Miss Leno like hell with the world upside down he made me laugh , god I miss him.

  • @ObservantHistorian
    @ObservantHistorian 3 года назад +18

    Truth in labeling: Budweiser, the Margarine of Beers.

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 3 года назад +5

    The medical name for Viagra is 'Mycoxafloppin' (Bette Middler joke)

  • @jamescollins4500
    @jamescollins4500 4 года назад +80

    What is sad is that Jay would no longer be able to say these jokes. Thanks for the memories.

    • @TheValoisMadness
      @TheValoisMadness 4 года назад +10

      I was literally just going to comment all of this. Thank you for being a kindred spirit!

    • @austinteutsch
      @austinteutsch 4 года назад +8

      Amen. That you PC liberal bullshit assholes who cause America to lose her sense of humor.

    • @waynelast1685
      @waynelast1685 4 года назад +7

      Why not? The jokes are fine.

    • @jamezkpal2361
      @jamezkpal2361 4 года назад +4

      @@waynelast1685 Gay Heineken?

    • @Vickyvee97
      @Vickyvee97 4 года назад +8

      Yea everyone is special snowflakes these days.

  • @claiborneeastjr4129
    @claiborneeastjr4129 Год назад +3

    Jay was so talented and funny. Kevin adds so much to the bits, such as this, and the 99-cent store items. Since Jay, left, I don't watch any late night TV show, as they're all garbage. No talent , boring , narcissistic hosts, bad announcer, crappy bands and boring, obnoxious guests. No talent on late night TV anymore. How sad. I loved Carson and Leno. Now I watch old westerns at night - much better quality entertainment.

  • @wildwinebert
    @wildwinebert 4 года назад +12

    2020 google owns the world

  • @hellmuth26
    @hellmuth26 3 года назад +6

    It's funny when he mentions google and everyone cheers, if that were done now I think the audience wouldn't even react at all because google has become so ubiquitous.

  • @misslizzie2007
    @misslizzie2007 5 лет назад +34

    haha...I remember when Jay Leno used to do this! Thank you!

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 года назад +1

      Gee, you remember? Thanks for letting us know.

  • @jacksagrafsky4936
    @jacksagrafsky4936 4 года назад +29

    He couldn't do any jokes with Michael Jackson in them. Because he was a witness in the trial of Jackson.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 3 года назад +5

      Thanks. I wondered about that.

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 3 года назад +6

      Damn what the hell did he witness?

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 Год назад +3

    Wine in a box: Adult juice box 😏

  • @rikkr1307
    @rikkr1307 4 года назад +14

    I don't believe in bullying or intentionally offending someone else but this country has become sissified on an epic scale. Your correct, couldn't say this stuff anymore.

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 года назад +9

    What happened to the couple who didn't know the difference between window putty and KY jelly?
    Their windows fell out.

  • @mummra7
    @mummra7 2 года назад +4

    the funniest thing was "the fda constantly working to protect you the consumer, hah!!"

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 4 года назад +10

    ''man starch''

  • @duckmeister5385
    @duckmeister5385 4 года назад +18

    Always handy to have Drew Carey waiting in the wings.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 2 года назад +3

    "Kiddie Jägermeister" Is a good name for a band.

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese 2 года назад +4

    Actually, “Michael Jackson’s Aftershave” would be rebranded today as “Trump’s Covid Cure” today

  • @rondarnell949
    @rondarnell949 2 года назад +2

    If you were to only read the ingredients on the Alpo dog food and the beef stew, you would rather have the dog food

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah..I used to eat Dinty Moore a couple times a week w/a buttered roll back waay back in the 80's but now it seems pretty gross:(

  • @chadhenry9993
    @chadhenry9993 2 года назад +1

    Why couldn't he do the Michael Jackson/bleach product?

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 4 года назад +6

    Why was Drew there lol

    • @TyTEI
      @TyTEI 4 года назад +11

      Jay got in trouble with Michael Jackson's attorneys when Michael was going through trial. In order to avoid getting sued by Michael Jackson, Jay was issued a gag order by the court to not say any jokes about Michael Jackson. Jay found "creative" ways around this order though. As you clearly saw!

    • @FranchiseSHR
      @FranchiseSHR 4 года назад +5

      @@TyTEI makes sense

    • @Tedybear315
      @Tedybear315 4 года назад +6

      @@TyTEI One has to wonder about the insanity of that. Can't crack jokes about Jackson, as he's in a trial. It's called comedic license and satire. Only in CA (and NYC) would such insanity be allowed to trump "Freedom of Speech"

  • @1964DB
    @1964DB 3 года назад +2

    If he's quick on the draw, you could call KY Jelly "Jiffy Lube".

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 2 года назад +1

    Jay Leno mentions Ewan McGregor's name--cheers from all the ladies in the audience. Nicole Ritchie--crickets.

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 Год назад +2

    Jay AND Kenny were so funny.

  • @equine2020
    @equine2020 4 месяца назад +1

    Leno was the best.

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 года назад +2

    *Michael Jackson died 2009* ☹️

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 3 года назад +1

      If you read the title this show clip was from 3+ years earlier.... (I don't think YT was online yet, but it wouldn't be long)

  • @nathankrush3289
    @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +4

    Jay Leno was the best. You guys can talk about other things, like the products, but Jay's what made things funny. Isn't that why you're watching?

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 9 месяцев назад +1

    4:28 😅😂

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 2 года назад +1

    Wow. on a playlist full of Leno and Whose Line, there's a CROSSOVER

  • @YHVH7
    @YHVH7 24 дня назад

    😂 Jay 😊 had it right all those years ago about Budweiser beer!

  • @jessemarcus
    @jessemarcus 3 года назад +1

    Truth in advertising....its no longer wine in a box.....its Cardboardeaux

  • @blaws6684
    @blaws6684 3 года назад +8

    Seems shortly after 2008 some people went nuts, and others lost their humor entirely

    • @1964DB
      @1964DB 3 года назад +1

      Yep. And political satire died. Now everybody is just plain angry and they think name calling is comedy.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Месяц назад

      More like 2012

  • @waynelast1685
    @waynelast1685 4 года назад +2

    What ever happened to Dinty Moore?

  • @parkmallbaby
    @parkmallbaby Год назад

    Drew Carrey was everywhere in the 90s and early 2000s even in the The Sims he crashed my party.

  • @johnnyballenatl
    @johnnyballenatl Год назад

    If Leno did this today, the new name for OFF! Deep Woods or Cutter? *“Pete Davidson Repellent”* (because you may never know who’s next on Pete Davidson’s radar after Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashian, and Emily Ratajkowski)!

  • @J.A.706
    @J.A.706 Год назад

    As I continue to watch these, and some old Ellen Degen., I realize how politically correctness has snuck in slowly. I keep being surprised at jokes about the disabled, minority races, overweight people, etc. Not saying it's right or wrong, just pointing out that the changes came about so slowly that I didn't even know it happened until I spent time with these past comedians. Most people who aren't disabled, of minority races, or overweight think the jokes are great and everyone should stop being offended snowflakes. I'd love to hear from a seriously disabled or seriously overweight person on how they handle this. In today's world, when Trump made fun of a disabled person, people hated him with a vengeance. Maybe it's also partially about who's delivering the ridicule of these people/groups. In other words, it's fine if it's Ellen but not if it's Trump. Or, it's great if it's Trump but not one of those "liberal Hollywood comedians."

  • @SimplyTakuma
    @SimplyTakuma 10 месяцев назад

    Kiddie Jägermeister 🤣

  • @Sunspot1225.
    @Sunspot1225. 3 года назад +1

    Google. True

  • @jimh4167
    @jimh4167 3 года назад

    Not Wifey lube
    It's Partner lube

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 6 месяцев назад

    "Childrens Benadryl" = "Kiddie Mickey"

  • @conniepenner4795
    @conniepenner4795 3 года назад

    Oh that was mean but awesome The Kirsty thigh enhancer

  • @svjim1
    @svjim1 3 года назад

    That cheese might work.

  • @WhiteTriForce
    @WhiteTriForce 3 года назад +2

    The black guy doesn't need Viagra, after he seen that chicken ! 👉😝👈

    • @WhiteTriForce
      @WhiteTriForce 2 года назад +1

      @@MelodyJ_123
      you're excused ! 🤭

  • @johnbird7100
    @johnbird7100 2 года назад

    …. Scotch people ??

  • @freddyjefferson4526
    @freddyjefferson4526 3 года назад

    The wine isn’t bad

  • @thumper6425
    @thumper6425 2 года назад

    💜

  • @asianfireflie
    @asianfireflie 4 года назад

    🥦🥑🍆

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 3 года назад

      Everything PHALIC and them some... (forgot 🥒and 🍌)

  • @Rickshaw881
    @Rickshaw881 4 года назад +9

    "I like Scotch people.."" Cripes,, Scotch is a drink. The people are called Scottish. Major fail.

    • @AML2000
      @AML2000 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like he said "Scots people" to me.

    • @fuscinula
      @fuscinula 4 года назад +7

      He said Scotch, which is the old fashioned way of saying Scottish people. Nothing wrong here.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 3 года назад

      Criticism from someone calling himself 'rickshaw'?

    • @Rickshaw881
      @Rickshaw881 3 года назад

      @@waynemarvin5661 your problem with your homosexuality, is your problem. Why are you trying to bring others in on it?

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +1

      WHO CARES, LOL? IT'S A JOKE..

  • @meme-rk4tz
    @meme-rk4tz 3 года назад +2

    Dinty Moore beef stew is worst than Alpo.

  • @rickprusak9326
    @rickprusak9326 Год назад

    The only one laughing on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show is Jimmy. He's always smiling because he's high on something before he steps on stage.