Jay - Headlines (2007) Pt 05 of 05

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @WimCalis-sl6tm
    @WimCalis-sl6tm 9 месяцев назад +16

    Always loved Jay Leno, especially the Headlines section. Thank you Super Channel.

  • @bloodofredmoon
    @bloodofredmoon 2 года назад +66

    I remember in 2007 I moved out of my parent's house to go to college. I would visit them and stay the night sometimes and every time headlines came on they'd call me in their room to watch it. We always had the biggest laughs from this! Good times :)

  • @sherryluce5780
    @sherryluce5780 4 года назад +326

    Not only are the headlines funny, but so is jay!!! He made one of the best talk show hosts. My favorite. 😀😀

    • @carole947
      @carole947 4 года назад +15

      I love this guy!!!!! hes funny!!¿!!0

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 года назад +29

      Jay is a stellar example of someone with a well-honed, genuinely natural comedic talent. He was able to zero in on the comedy immediately, which few can actually do and sustain for decades without becoming cynical, vulgar or profane. A rare gift.

    • @sherryluce5780
      @sherryluce5780 4 года назад +12

      @@msr1116 Very well said!!!

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 года назад +4

      @@sherryluce5780 😁

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 4 года назад +2

      I used to like him too. But he was a jerk to Conan and I'll always be team CoCo because of it.

  • @MrPoppyDuck
    @MrPoppyDuck 3 года назад +144

    Back from when late night TV was actually worth watching. Thanks for posting!

  • @skyebird3933
    @skyebird3933 3 года назад +84

    This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor. 😁

  • @Zaaxun
    @Zaaxun 3 года назад +103

    45 minutes straight of headlines..
    It's like I just won the lottery!!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 года назад +5

      I'M WATCHING THEM RIGHT NOW, LOL! A WHOLE PLETHORA OF THEM..

    • @alexcarter6446
      @alexcarter6446 3 года назад +6

      That's nothing. I found one that was over three hours long lol

    • @shamondavis406
      @shamondavis406 2 года назад +6

      When he does the weddings, it's priceless 🤣🤣 It's the Devine Ho wedding 😂😂

    • @TerryLDaniels
      @TerryLDaniels 2 года назад +1

      @@alexcarter6446 No need to brag

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 месяцев назад

      Oh,yeah! Especially @ 7:34 .

  • @juan833blue
    @juan833blue 4 года назад +156

    Johnny Carson & Jay Leno were by far the best hosts of the Tonight Show

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 3 года назад +23

      Ya until Jimmy Fallon came along and ruined everything with non stop Left Wing propoganda, TDS, and political correctness

    • @igotanM16
      @igotanM16 3 года назад +12

      Late night 'comedy' today has become a left wing echo chamber. Its not even funny.

    • @missnancylee6981
      @missnancylee6981 3 года назад +4

      Oh yeah, I agree 100%. Letterman was good, too. But Johnny was, hands-down, the very best of the best. BAM, end of story!
      I used to like Stephan Colbert... until he took over after Letterman. Then when Trump was elected, OMG, Colbert is the chunky stuff in my vomit that makes me gag even more 🤮. I can not stand him. He is such an A#1 A$$WHOLE

    • @siggylloyd3566
      @siggylloyd3566 3 года назад +7

      Steve Allen was pure class.

    • @peopleskarmasquad1042
      @peopleskarmasquad1042 3 года назад +3

      Amen to that

  • @glenne690
    @glenne690 3 года назад +144

    I never get tired of Jay Leno sharing funny headlines.

    • @tomservo75
      @tomservo75 Год назад +5

      I've had a pretty depressing day up to this point, turned this on and all better :)

    • @karina-oh7826
      @karina-oh7826 Год назад +1

      Me also! They crack me up every time!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад +1

      One of the funniest headlines of Leno on the Tonight Show back in 2007..... @ 7:36 . Seventeen years ago to this day.... We're in 2024. February.
      It never fails to amaze me how people actually MAKE these proofreading mistakes constantly all the time!😅😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 8 месяцев назад

      Yeahhhhh! 😅
      Especially @ 7:34 of the tongue twister missed mistake of that mishap.
      That was funy.😂😂😂.
      Stay away from the water. That Jack Daniels had wanted to earn the townspeople's drinking buddies living IN A VAN BY THE RIVER! 😅😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 8 месяцев назад

      ​​​@@tomservo75👍. You're not the only one. I remember back in the late nineteen nineties.
      I miss the good old days when people used to listen to it on the clock radio, without having to turn on the television.
      Whether I do feel down,am lonely, and need come company,I had always listened to Leno.
      Can't listen to Letterman on any other FM station.
      Can't do that anymore.
      I don't know if I could also listen to Conan O'Brien as well. I had thought I could.
      Those were good times
      Then to some infomercial.
      That's when I had always turn it off.

  • @WessyD123
    @WessyD123 Год назад +24

    this was the best segment any late show ever had.. i wish they would bring it back..

    • @reallyseriously7020
      @reallyseriously7020 5 месяцев назад +3

      That would be great! If only they could find any newspapers.

    • @Justin-uc8sc
      @Justin-uc8sc Месяц назад +1

      Or a real Tonight Show host

    • @Mr._Sandman
      @Mr._Sandman Месяц назад +1

      @Justin-uc8sc How does one get 21 subscribers with zero content?

    • @WessyD123
      @WessyD123 Месяц назад +1

      @@Mr._Sandman those are probably friends

  • @luismilton487
    @luismilton487 2 года назад +35

    He is, and still is, so good. I learnt to understand most of a spoken English because of Jay. God Bless you Jay!

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 3 года назад +26

    I'm watching this in 2021 and I'm laughing my ass off. Jay is so funny with his side comments that he comes up with every headline. He is still the funniest late night show ever. No one can touch him. No one. And he has a big heart. Just a great guy too.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +5

      He's hilarious and best friends with Jerry Seinfeld

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +6

      Jay Leno was the best.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +6

      Jay Leno was the best.

    • @TerryLDaniels
      @TerryLDaniels 2 года назад +1

      @@nathankrush3289 Thanks for that little tidbit Natahn

  • @beanseff
    @beanseff 4 года назад +34

    I used to love this. I send in one and it was read on the show. It was a quote from a free South Louisiana classified paper " thanks to the weekly, I sold my lower unit"

  • @Noobismatist
    @Noobismatist 4 года назад +24

    I was just a lad when Jay Leno's were aired, looked forward to them every Monday night with my brothers.

  • @elaineproffitt1032
    @elaineproffitt1032 2 года назад +41

    Jay and Kevin are great together! Bring them back to the Tonight Show.

  • @stevearmstrong4561
    @stevearmstrong4561 2 года назад +51

    The last real and honest Tonight Show hosts who was not politically correct and genuinely funny..Love Leno.You don't see this talent today..

  • @1964DB
    @1964DB 3 года назад +146

    I love Jay's delivery and Kevin's laugh. Great duo!

    • @Cathy7167
      @Cathy7167 2 года назад +5

      So they have a game show called you bet your life and yeah Kevin still has his laugh and js so there’s still they’re the same as they’ve always been a great duo

    • @JustPlainSteve5372
      @JustPlainSteve5372 Год назад

      Kevin is a DUD!

  • @Pack.Leader
    @Pack.Leader Год назад +35

    Oh, man. A good laugh is hard to find these days. Thanks for posting these. The good old days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler Год назад

      Yeah. Since Letterman. How about Conan O'Brien? The Ferguson show? (I forgot his first name ; was it Craig?) .
      I sure miss the days whenever the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band,used to be also heard on the radio. In FM!
      Remember that?
      Those were the good old days.

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 5 месяцев назад

      Miss Jay , so so so talented if I was in a bad mood , he would put me in a good mood hard to do , miss his show a lot!!!!!!!

    • @ginaharden2111
      @ginaharden2111 2 месяца назад +1

      I had tears of laughter 😂

  • @PH-qt6fj
    @PH-qt6fj 3 года назад +40

    Back when late night was entertaining and humourous.

  • @willow951
    @willow951 4 года назад +186

    Best in late night. Jay Leno was awesome.., miss the laugher. Just not the same these days ...👏

    • @killacornislive3202
      @killacornislive3202 4 года назад +8

      I miss the old Conan show.

    • @stansse1880
      @stansse1880 3 года назад

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    • @Marsbonfire007
      @Marsbonfire007 3 года назад +4

      You're obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson.

    • @teresalexis5604
      @teresalexis5604 3 года назад

      @@killacornislive3202 see

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +2

      Nothing s as funny these days.

  • @hahandroo
    @hahandroo 3 года назад +25

    Omg. Miss this bit so much. The restaurant ads always killed me

    • @1964DB
      @1964DB 3 года назад +3

      I love the stupid criminal bits.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 месяцев назад

      Yep. Especially the Weddings headlines. Those were one of the best there was.
      Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @jimhall5472
    @jimhall5472 4 года назад +80

    That was back when late night was funny. I sure miss those days. Johnny and Jay were the very best.

    • @TheMan750
      @TheMan750 4 года назад +7

      Jim Hall yup

    • @guitarplayer8918
      @guitarplayer8918 4 года назад +1

      This wasnt that long ago and Jay was NEVER funny

    • @ricerocket6627
      @ricerocket6627 3 года назад +2

      @@guitarplayer8918 Jon Benet Ramsey's family put their house up for sale. They had it listed as a 2 story house: their story and the cops story

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@guitarplayer8918Says you. Don't speak for everybody,bub.

    • @Mr._Sandman
      @Mr._Sandman Месяц назад

      @Randytherumbler Sounds like you've been offended by an opposing opinion. And you're implying that 'everyone' should agree with you.
      Go cry about it.

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 года назад +50

    I also like the fact that sometimes Jay segues headline ads into other headline ads it’s really funny.

  • @Sobolady89
    @Sobolady89 2 года назад +29

    Love Jay and he is really good to injured military vets, giving them cars to fit their injuries.

  • @dustinphillips8125
    @dustinphillips8125 Год назад +3

    Headlines was something that I always made sure to catch wether I was watching the whole show or not. It was the absolute funniest thing I ever saw on the show and I have to say that it is one of the funniest things ever on any show ever!!! Wish it was still happening and always will!!! Thank you so much for sharing theses!!! It made me day and hell my week 😊

  • @markrothenberg9867
    @markrothenberg9867 4 года назад +24

    I just bust a gut watching these...over and over. Thanks for sharing.

  • @rebeccabamford5505
    @rebeccabamford5505 4 года назад +175

    I really miss Jay Leno. We could sure use his humor right now.

    • @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
      @zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 3 года назад +5

      Ikr, love Jay

    • @robramsey7535
      @robramsey7535 3 года назад

      @@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 8

    • @johnzimmerman6997
      @johnzimmerman6997 3 года назад +8

      Jay Leno was one of the best of the last. Today you have a bunch of low I.Q. Idiotic morons thinking their funny. Pleaseee!!!

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 3 года назад +1

      Could use his hosting talent too!

    • @bryanwhite3021
      @bryanwhite3021 3 года назад

      Daily wire just had truth yeller and he was featured for awhile

  • @allonhanohof4496
    @allonhanohof4496 4 года назад +36

    Nice to see some of the old talk shows ,they don’t make them like they use to that’s for sure , nice and refreshing and actually funny 😂

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 года назад +5

      Yes, when Jay quit the Tonight show, I quit TV. Can't sit through the current line up!!!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@dorothyford6616Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      Seventeen years ago since times had changed. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      I remember when I could just listen to it on the clock radio, back then in those days.
      Without having to turn on the TV.
      I also had watched David Letterman. Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel.
      Even Jimmy *KIMMEL* could practically run circles around Fallon these days!
      If you tolerate handling through the fake sweetness,the airhead egos of what kind of celebrities we do have today.
      And the music!
      Ugh.
      I sure miss those days.
      Never again will somebody like Leno will ever appearing and being the host of any Tonight Show on any other channel.

  • @TheBiggRiggz
    @TheBiggRiggz 2 года назад +22

    Blast from the past! I used to stay up on Thursday (I'm not sure what night exactly( nights just for the headlines for a long time. Thanks to whoever put this together.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 года назад +3

      Monday.

    • @TheBiggRiggz
      @TheBiggRiggz 2 года назад +1

      @@waynemarvin5661 sure. Could've been that night. I'll have to take your word for it, cuz I only know FOR CERTAIN that it wasn't Saturday or Sunday nights. Beyond that, no certainty unless I Google it. Even then it would be questionable, who trusts Google that much? Not me

    • @thesynisterarmy6938
      @thesynisterarmy6938 2 года назад +2

      It was Monday nights . I always stayed up to watch ...

    • @ghidrah76
      @ghidrah76 2 года назад +1

      Monday night headlines….always my favorite night

  • @janeck.8695
    @janeck.8695 4 года назад +84

    About 4:40 - that intrpreter joke is the best one I've heard in a long, long time. This was the kind of Tonight show I used to love. Thanks for posting.

  • @rangersNHL
    @rangersNHL 4 года назад +78

    Used to love to watch Monday headlines

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 4 года назад +54

    Jay's headlines are funny, and ideal to watch during these times of the virus. I always liked Johnny Carson, then I watched the show when Jay took over.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      Fallon just couldn't hold a candle to what Leno had done on his Tonight Show seventeen years ago.

  • @donaldstorm4959
    @donaldstorm4959 Год назад +24

    This is always funny when he does headlines! I miss his show.

  • @herrunsinn774
    @herrunsinn774 4 года назад +161

    I had not seen Jay's "Headlines" in years. I loved how he could find humor in everyday things. .. Wow what a difference between him and the current crop of mean-spirited foul-mouthed late night hosts. I know he loves his denim jeans and shirts on his "Jay Leno's Garage" but honestly, he looked great in a suit.

  • @gdholmfirth
    @gdholmfirth 2 года назад +22

    Back when late night was funny. Don't watch any of them now.

  • @nanchogan3067
    @nanchogan3067 3 года назад +19

    This used to be our favorite.... so happy to find these.... we laughed till we cried... I am sharing with all my giggle buddies.... thank you, subscribed...

  • @davidm7824
    @davidm7824 3 года назад +35

    I wish Jay never retired, he was the best by far!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched every show.

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +1

      Easily the best.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 года назад +1

      He was ASKED to leave...they wanted Fallon to take over! They thought he was better...and yet it's Colbert who wins the emmys!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +1

      @@susanfortier1161 And which one is actually funnier than Jay? Neither. Not even close.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 года назад

      I didn't say they were funnier...and they aren't! But they can be funny!

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +2

      @@susanfortier1161 I've seen interviews with all 3. Jay's the only one who seems truly humble and down to earth. I love that " Jay Leno's Garage " is doing so well.

  • @Dobiegal
    @Dobiegal 5 лет назад +193

    Anytime I feel down, I can count on Jay and Kevin to instantly lift my spirits.

    • @coltino99
      @coltino99 4 года назад +12

      dobie gal I love how Kevin tosses in his two cents every so often

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 4 года назад +3

      Dobie gal Me too! Oh and I love Dobermans as well. I had one when I was growing up.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 2 года назад +4

      Just don't try to drink your morning coffee, orange juice or any other liquid while watching!

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  • @user-zr4pd1zp7l
    @user-zr4pd1zp7l 4 года назад +30

    The master of clean dirty humor. I used to look forward to the headlines segment. Bert was here ✌

    • @worldsbesttarot
      @worldsbesttarot 3 года назад +5

      I love jay Leno I miss him so much late night is not the same with out him miss you jay 💖💝💘💌💗💓💞💕💟❣❤

    • @peteyp123
      @peteyp123 2 года назад +2

      Same here

  • @arthurmah7023
    @arthurmah7023 Год назад +14

    I love the headlines , best laughing medicine ever

  • @bobdobalina838
    @bobdobalina838 Год назад +9

    Good old fashioned clean fun From back in the day.

  • @billybergendahl3515
    @billybergendahl3515 4 года назад +33

    Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @msr1116
      @msr1116 4 года назад +4

      Conan never fit and Fallon is meh.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 года назад

      Leno didn't actually quit...he was asked to leave, so Fallen could take over! I like Fallen, but Leno was the best!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад

      I agree.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@msr1116Conan O'Brien is okay. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Letterman had been funny,too. I don't care what anyone negatively thinks or says.
      Humor is humor,no matter who's the host.

  • @johnhancock6114
    @johnhancock6114 4 года назад +88

    Back when The Tonight Show was funny.

    • @stevenherrold5955
      @stevenherrold5955 4 года назад +5

      that new guy should read these comments can't you
      just feel the love flowing these words it's like a valentine for satan

    • @keithhyttinen8275
      @keithhyttinen8275 3 года назад +1

      Yup. Fallon sucks.

    • @susanfortier1161
      @susanfortier1161 3 года назад

      @@keithhyttinen8275 fallen doesn't suck...just not as funny!!

  • @saino2001
    @saino2001 2 года назад +30

    Jay Leno did "headlines" better than anybody else!

  • @davidhansbury6247
    @davidhansbury6247 2 года назад +443

    For those unaware, this is an actual "late night comedian"...unfortunately now extinct.

  • @andrearobinson3911
    @andrearobinson3911 3 года назад +24

    My absolute favorite headline ever was when Jay lost it, reading about potty golf!

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      THAT had been a classic back in those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
      It's kinda difficult to find a good old-fashioned humor these days,in this day and age.
      David Letterman was funny too. I'm not picky about anyone making dumb, stupid,and ignorant comments about other comedians other than Leno.
      No. I could watch whatever I wanted to watch. And simply have a good jolly belly laugh.
      Comedy is comedy,no matter who's the host.
      And what era they had come from.
      Especially Rodney Dangerfield.
      He certainly had been a good comedian in his day.
      I didn't care about others negatively had said or thought.
      The point is to enjoy humor.
      Cher once had called Letterman an a-hole,and Dave...good ol' Dave hadn't cared.
      To me,he had been a true comedy genius.
      So what if they couldn't handle it.
      Too bad.
      I had liked Leno.

  • @demisx
    @demisx 2 года назад +19

    This was last late night show that was worth watching. Said.

    • @Omerta369
      @Omerta369 6 месяцев назад +2

      *sad

    • @nikolaimanning9670
      @nikolaimanning9670 11 дней назад

      *be asserted or reported (often used to avoid committing the speaker or writer to the truth of the assertion

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 2 года назад +9

    Jay didn't get the Mark Twain Award for nothing.

  • @suzannegoode1557
    @suzannegoode1557 4 года назад +13

    Leno is still the best of the best. Got me through late-night sessions nursing a fussy baby late last century and early this century. Such a brilliant, funny guy.

  • @FaithfulReasoning
    @FaithfulReasoning 4 года назад +38

    Jay was amazing I used to watch him everytnight

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 3 года назад +52

    His delivery is flawless

  • @jacomans9078
    @jacomans9078 4 года назад +49

    These two were the best...Period.

    • @myradselfdotwebsdotc
      @myradselfdotwebsdotc 3 года назад +1

      Is that a take on vaginal dryness?

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      Or Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Conesey O'Bannon. Cone Dog 'O Bannister. Conan 'O Bunsby.
      Coney 'O Brain. Conrad 'O Brian. 😅😅😅😅

  • @bobheigh9849
    @bobheigh9849 4 года назад +81

    His laugh is so infectious, makes me laugh just because he does. ……..peggy

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley 4 года назад +8

      And Kevin is totally funny too

    • @justjeph6927
      @justjeph6927 4 года назад +1

      No doubt..he's the class clown, just look and laugh. Trying to find his Zorro character..think it was Jay O? Nothing from a quick Google search.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад

      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 2 года назад +43

    Headlines and the opening monologue were always my favorite parts of Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. He was also a much better interviewer than Jimmy Fallon. Should have stuck with SNL Jimmy.

  • @patriciahunt6970
    @patriciahunt6970 2 года назад +12

    We desperately need comedy in our lives.

  • @Willpower-74205
    @Willpower-74205 Год назад +3

    I needed a moment to catch my breath after that final wedding announcement bit. 😃😆😂🤣 😁👍

  • @amyexner
    @amyexner 2 года назад +19

    I so miss Jay Leno….stoped watching when he left.

  • @MeekelDubya
    @MeekelDubya Год назад +7

    Not gonna lie, I would totally eat a chili cheese and fries burrito.

  • @robadams5799
    @robadams5799 3 года назад +21

    Loved it when Leno accidentally said religious "domination" instead of "denomination," and Kevin said, "Keep that at home, Jay." The "Psycho" music was a perfect accompaniment to the announcement about "scared" music.
    18:45 - To be fair, the "designer" plunger does come in red, blue, green or gray.
    45:05 - "You do realize that if Ryan proposes it'll be the Maus-Krapp wedding, right?"

  • @Red-rl1xx
    @Red-rl1xx 4 года назад +37

    The weddings always crack me up!

    • @rubyparchment5523
      @rubyparchment5523 3 года назад +3

      Will we ever forget Aiken-Johnson?

    • @jr.a8301
      @jr.a8301 3 года назад +2

      wang-holder

    • @uncletaylorify
      @uncletaylorify 3 года назад +3

      The White-Folks wedding with the black couple was the funniest.

  • @doingit6681
    @doingit6681 4 года назад +173

    Thanks for reminding us that Late Night TV really sucks now...

    • @waterwind2266
      @waterwind2266 4 года назад +3

      Your logic is stupid. Something being good doesn't determine something else being bad. That's like if you were eating a burger and said "This is why pizza sucks!"
      I don't like Fallon and co. either but your logic doesn't make sense.

    • @mattcramdon2838
      @mattcramdon2838 4 года назад +15

      agreed. the current lineup is sad. they are not even funny.

    • @emansnas
      @emansnas 4 года назад +19

      @@waterwind2266 You don't have a clue wtf logic is do you?

    • @oldsesalt8496
      @oldsesalt8496 3 года назад

      I love Colbert and Meyers and Kimmel.

    • @behindthelense5448
      @behindthelense5448 3 года назад +6

      @@waterwind2266 its’s a humorous perspective dumbazz

  • @rflcanela
    @rflcanela 4 года назад +104

    When late Night comedy was actually FUNNY!

    • @rflcanela
      @rflcanela 4 года назад +5

      YES

    • @lukeslc-xd8ds
      @lukeslc-xd8ds 4 года назад +1

      I am with you.

    • @ronjones2769
      @ronjones2769 4 года назад

      @@lukeslc-xd8ds a

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler Год назад

      Those were the days. The good ol' days of recent years. How about Conan O'Brien and the Craig Ferguson show. Letterman.
      Ever since Johnny Carson had once started his Tonight Show,guess who came before him?
      Ed Sullivan!

  • @Wizardof
    @Wizardof Год назад +6

    2004-2008 were the best years of the show!

  • @stevehomeier8368
    @stevehomeier8368 4 года назад +35

    Forgot how funny this was

  • @christinelang2417
    @christinelang2417 4 года назад +47

    See Walmart from your private deck- I lost it!!

  • @matthewdouglas3567
    @matthewdouglas3567 2 года назад +15

    I love all of these headlines! They are just so damn funny and hilarious!!!! Some making me laugh real hard - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 года назад +42

    You know what kiddies , they should make a 365 day calendar full of Jay Leno’s Headlines every year. Wouldn’t that be the best❗️😜 It should also come well equipped with the drawings of circles , arrows pointing , underlining ,and highlighted areas just like the writers of Jay Leno’s headlines would of done so you can see the explanation of the funny headlines.

    • @dorothyford6616
      @dorothyford6616 3 года назад +7

      I would definently purchase one for myself. And more for Christmas gifts!!!

    • @michaelsalisbury1477
      @michaelsalisbury1477 3 года назад +1

      I'd buy that

    • @mikebradshaw6484
      @mikebradshaw6484 2 года назад +1

      Don't quit your day job.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 Год назад

      That’s probably not legally feasible. They’d have to look up and make deals with the 365 writers.

  • @Schlocks
    @Schlocks Год назад +14

    Flashbacks to my late Dad & i watching Jay Leno at home back in the good ol' days.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад +1

      Seventeen years ago,Jay Leno had appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band.
      There's a pretty funny one @ 7:34 .
      Whenever I get depressed,had a rough day,or just plain need a pick me up,I used to watch Jay Leno.
      I remember when anybody could listen to it on a clock radio, without turning on the TV to watch it.
      Before they (the FCC) had taken it down.
      I miss those days.
      Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.

  • @metalrooves3651
    @metalrooves3651 Год назад +10

    Jimmy Fallon was ,"silly for silly sake"..that goofy guy guy behind him repeated the same gag on every guest one night,OVERPAID,TALENT FREE....Jay Leno was a natural..every night..

  • @SuperRk12
    @SuperRk12 4 года назад +36

    Pure gold ! Jay was awsum ..wud b hilarious if he did a show now 😁

    • @susiekwong3814
      @susiekwong3814 4 года назад +4

      That was my fave part of Jay's show!

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 4 года назад +2

      Well, he actually does two. He has Jay Leno's Garage on YT every Sunday night, and his CNBC version of JLG. Of course, if you have no interest in cars or motorcycles, your mileage, and interest, may vary. His YT show has hundreds of episodes online any time you want to see them, ruclips.net/channel/UCQMELFlXQL38KPm8kM-4Adg No Headlines though. Here's a compilation of the top 5 cars from his CNBC version of the show, ruclips.net/video/4IdaI6wPqRg/видео.html Guy Fieri & Jeff Dunham, no extra charge.

    • @SuperRk12
      @SuperRk12 4 года назад +2

      @@ClayLoomis1958 wow din knw ! will surely check em out. Thnks fr tha tip 👍🙏

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 4 года назад

      If you worked in journalism, advertising or printing and spelled awesome and would that way you’d end up in one of these.

  • @rebekkad.2092
    @rebekkad.2092 3 года назад +23

    I miss Jay Leno so much! He always made me laugh out loud. Stephen Colbert is a close second, but nobody does it for me like Jay. He was a classic.

    • @smdsoldering
      @smdsoldering 3 года назад +10

      Stephen Colbert is not even remotely close second to Jay

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 года назад +5

      @@smdsoldering It's nice to know there's a kindred spirit out there who appreciated Jay as much as I did.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 года назад +2

      What did you think of Craig Ferguson?

    • @rebekkad.2092
      @rebekkad.2092 3 года назад +3

      @@punothebear Loved and miss Craig Ferguson.

    • @punothebear
      @punothebear 3 года назад +1

      @@rebekkad.2092 His sidekick Geof Peterson the skeleton was hilarious.

  • @goooogled
    @goooogled 3 года назад +28

    Great collection! Thank you! Jay’s too funny!

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +5

    I used to love Leno. He was hilarious. Loved the headlines bit. So hilarious

  • @bottlerocket3218
    @bottlerocket3218 2 года назад +4

    "Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves four men homeless." LOL

  • @MrMjlanahan
    @MrMjlanahan 4 года назад +8

    31:35 ...I used to work at Dayton Daily News and used to live in Centerville...the whine and cheese is SO accurate!! 🤣🤣

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier Год назад +5

    As a 17 year old only recently discovering jay, we lost an art form, this is so much funnier than anything on tv

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah it's too bad so many newspapers have folded since this time in history...no pun intended.

    • @nastarwarrior
      @nastarwarrior 10 месяцев назад

      Johnny Carson was the best

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 2 года назад +35

    Colbert and Kimmel and Meyers could learn from this. Period.

    • @johnd5931
      @johnd5931 Год назад

      Fallon did one similar, but internet mistakes.

    • @kristinr.5707
      @kristinr.5707 Год назад

      @@johnd5931 Fallon sucks and so do the others. It’s all about their political crap and agenda. They will never be as good as Leno.

    • @robertschaaf7192
      @robertschaaf7192 8 месяцев назад +2

      not likely, they’re not learners.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 8 месяцев назад +1

      ^ Someone beat me to it. He's right, though. Colbert, Kimmel or Meyers (or their producers) imitating a _SUCCESSFUL_ example? Dont make me laugh 🥴

    • @Vickytoriahirt1234
      @Vickytoriahirt1234 8 месяцев назад

      No they couldn't. Theyre talentless liberal propagandists

  • @donaldvincent
    @donaldvincent 4 года назад +18

    I watch Jay on RUclips all the time but God do I miss him on TV.

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 4 года назад +116

    " Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness? "
    A typo 20 years ago, an advertisement today.

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 4 года назад +13

      That's so true!

    • @hendyallen5993
      @hendyallen5993 4 года назад +16

      @@kristinesmart24 saw another one today from 2013 " prostate exams.... for men only "
      Stupid back then, a hate crime today.

    • @drl5002
      @drl5002 4 года назад +8

      "Men, do you suffer from vaginal dryness?" "Absolutely, it's like sandpaper in there. I'm getting rubbed raw here. It's torture!"

  • @ImForgivenToo
    @ImForgivenToo 2 года назад +4

    THANK YOU for posting!!! enjoy it very much !!!

  • @austinteutsch
    @austinteutsch 4 года назад +20

    Without Jay's great comments, this would be a so-so skit. Jay made it all funny.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад +2

      Not only that, but Kevin's contributions were hilarious. They made such a great team.

    • @michaelzdinak746
      @michaelzdinak746 2 года назад

      No body worth a piss since Leno

  • @joseph_b319
    @joseph_b319 3 года назад +29

    @9:01 that look Jay gives at times is just priceless.

  • @estanford826
    @estanford826 3 года назад +7

    I’m crying from laughing. These are too funny.
    2021. You can’t do half of these anymore. You’re bound to offend someone.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler Год назад

      I agree. Just like when "Married With Children" first came out on TV. If they had created that kind of TV sitcom in this day and age,it wouldn't last a single season.
      That's too bad.
      It's what made this country 'questionable' moral standards gone downhill from the years past.
      Also there also was Conan O'Brien. The Craig Ferguson show. Letterman.

  • @roaddog1493
    @roaddog1493 2 года назад +19

    Today's late night shows are not comedy, they are political!

    • @excrono
      @excrono 20 дней назад

      And genuine comedy is pushed into the realm of fiction, relegated to sitcoms, leading to humor not being connected with real life. But you can rip sports teams a new one all you want. This only applies to the US for the most part.

  • @johneastman1905
    @johneastman1905 3 года назад +8

    Amazing that Jay made his millions for the Auto collection off of this bit....

  • @ridethelapras
    @ridethelapras Год назад +3

    24:16 I remember seeing this one on TV back in the day, it affected me so profoundly, I even had it as my MSN Messenger status for ages.

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 года назад +7

    That fire catching lawn-mower , wouldn’t that be the best way to mow your grass? Just set it on fire with the “New Fire Catching Lawn-Mower” 😏

  • @dzaster3434
    @dzaster3434 4 года назад +16

    My weird brother would use the shark toilet seat cover. Okay I admit it's me that would use the shark toilet seat cover. My brother is the normal one.

  • @hillarymelechen249
    @hillarymelechen249 3 года назад +22

    This was my favorite part of Leno. It still makes me laugh.

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 9 месяцев назад +1

      Especially @ 7:34 . That had one of the funniest things on Leno. Or @ 31:31 . Whine and Cheese party.
      Or @ 36:33

  • @jaredc304
    @jaredc304 4 года назад +10

    I like the "Privates of the Caribbean" and the "Barfaque Sauce" ones. LOL!

  • @onlythewise1
    @onlythewise1 3 года назад +16

    jay come back for one more show

  • @garymorris1856
    @garymorris1856 3 года назад +9

    I used to love this "headline" bit.

  • @magnetsoldiercephas331
    @magnetsoldiercephas331 Год назад +1

    My late great uncle had a wall bed and it is an amazing space saver and looks nice as well, no shelves so it makes sense. That made me miss him 😢. Miss you Uncle Chuck. Love you

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 2 года назад +5

    I was gargling at the end of brushing my teeth when I heard 7:41
    I felt like I was being water- boarded and sprayed the whole bathroom mirror 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler Год назад

      "Why have do we public schools?" had been some unwittingly witty, iconic,and funny all the same time.
      Whoever had printed that,had deserved to win a Nobel Peace Prize. 😅👍

  • @u.s.militia7682
    @u.s.militia7682 3 года назад +5

    The burrito in the trash can was hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @mikedupont3585
    @mikedupont3585 3 года назад +9

    Say what you want about Weinerschnitzel, but that Chili Cheese Fry Burrito is bomb.

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 3 года назад

      "Bomb" is the correct word for the drizzling burning runs a short time after. I thought Wienersnitzel was German for laxative.

  • @MrXminus1
    @MrXminus1 4 года назад +12

    Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".

  • @ABo-gg8yq
    @ABo-gg8yq 3 года назад +4

    This was even shown one day after it was broadcasted in the US in The Netherlands, around the early 2000’s.
    First I used to watch Seinfeld and later in the evening The Tonight Show, happy days 😊. A lot has changed since, has America lost her touch ?

    • @nathankrush3289
      @nathankrush3289 3 года назад +1

      Jay and Jerry Seinfeld are very close - if not best- friends.

  • @NYMArts
    @NYMArts 4 года назад +11

    We have a FIELD DAY of comedy today :o) So Much Fuel ! ! !

  • @belovedwarrior3192
    @belovedwarrior3192 2 года назад +13

    The wedding ones made me laugh so hard I cried

    • @johnsohc
      @johnsohc Год назад

      Those are great!

  • @emansnas
    @emansnas 4 года назад +12

    "Police received report of new born infant found in trash can. Upon investigation officers discovered it was only a burrito." Sign of the times

    • @brandi37
      @brandi37 3 года назад

      Saw that one on Planet Dolan