Why buy gay juice just for your gay buddies at work? Why don't you buy a can for yourself? Then you guys can toast each other. You hang around gay guys? What bar 🍸 do you go to after work? Your buddies "gay" bar 🍸? When are you gonna stop being shy and step out from behind your closet door? Why do you keep playing "peek-a-boo with your gay buddies "? Show your closet gay pride and be a REAL friend to your work buddies.
At the 99 cent store I picked up some fish hooks that looked to be about the right size for the fish in a nearby lake. My 7YO took one look and with a disappointed tone said "Mom, why did you buy us crappy fish hooks?
The gloves are from Watson in Burnaby BC. It seems they have a sense of humor about their products, but I'm surprised the Leno crew found a pair for 99¢.
funny thing about that Crust toothpaste is...Topps Wacky Packages had that out before the real thing!! Hand Job gloves are REAL! & I want a box of them!!!
3:00 I saw a 3 legged chicken once doing 90 MPH down the road. It wasn't easy but I followed it back to some farm. I saw the farmer and asked seen it and he said "Sure. I bred them." I asked why he wanted to breed a 3 legged chicken and he told me his wife son and he all wanted the drum sticks, but normal chickens only had two, meaning somebody always missed out on their favorite part. I asked the farmer how they tasted and he said, "Don't know. Ain't never caught one.
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Norm MacDonald told that joke on a late show.Funny as hell.
I always laughed when he said that these are real because I knew that was true because I have seen some of them like the 99 cent divorce next to the will sadly I saw his book in there once
energy drinks are just like that, lol. there are American-made energy drinks with names like Cocaine, Bawls, and Speed. I'm honestly not sure the translation was wrong there
WHAT whole world around cause Wesz coild get BETTER. World DID Spin ON AIR DROP POUND'S THAT HEAVY!?? GOT be some history on This!?? It's YOU .YOUR ONE NOT!?? 😉😉😉
After Johnny, then Jay, late-night talk shows were ruined and not worth watching. But, same for “Sat. Night Live” Great in the late 70’s and 80’s, but not now. Shame.
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Love the can of Gay Fuel. Now in 2023 it's called BUD LIGHT!
Jay could do a half hour show every day of just headlines and it would be a hit
Except not too many people read newspapers and magazines anymore.
John D what are these new spapers you speak of? And what were the old spapers like?
@@daerdevvyl4314 Newspapers. They are like watching the daily news, only you read it on a large paper thing.
I miss these days!
Thats why Jays show was so good; it was a Late Night show for adults
If Gay Fuel was released today instead of White claw it'd fly off the shelves
If I saw those gay fuel drinks at the store I'd have to buy a few to put on my buddies desks at work
Along with the gloves!
Why buy gay juice just for your gay buddies at work? Why don't you buy a can for yourself? Then you guys can toast each other. You hang around gay guys? What bar 🍸 do you go to after work? Your buddies "gay" bar 🍸? When are you gonna stop being shy and step out from behind your closet door? Why do you keep playing "peek-a-boo with your gay buddies "? Show your closet gay pride and be a REAL friend to your work buddies.
And the Love Cuffs... 💞
I love that the Gay Fuel has rainbow colors on the can too. X-D
I want that towel 🤣🤣🤣 I'd love to see if the guests notice.
Love Kev’s laugh!
Economy jokes were so good. Shame I am not able to find them.
Kevin's laughter makes it even more funny
Gay fuel does exist...it's called Starbucks 😂
So, only homosexuals go to Starbucks? What are you talking about?
@@waynemarvin5661 chill it was a joke, I was implying that most gays go to Starbucks🙄
@Zoot Rollo fr I'm gay and it was hilarious
it's true.
I never knew there were gloves for that !!!!
2004: Late night. 2020: Hate night.
You got that right.
Amen!!!!!🤬
You do know that late night talk shows have always made fun of politicians, right? You're just butthurrt because they now mke fun of Trump. Snowflake.
All political crap on late shows. Don't watch any of them. Colbert is the worst.
late night television used to be soooo funny
Yep, and when I was a kid, I used to have to walk 5 miles to school every morning in the deep snow....
Water
@Fred Lee You guys are so easily offended. I remember the good ole days when people could take the pablum they were given and like it. lol
I couldn't help but notice ... SOMEONE drank the Gay Fuel.
The person had to try it and see if it was for them if only once!. 😉😉😂😂😂
There was MJ back then. I miss this time.
I just cracked at the end lol
It was better than nothing ..
And that's something !
At the 99 cent store I picked up some fish hooks that looked to be about the right size for the fish in a nearby lake. My 7YO took one look and with a disappointed tone said "Mom, why did you buy us crappy fish hooks?
Jay missed an opportunity when Kevin turned down the Gay Fuel because he was stuffed.
The gloves are from Watson in Burnaby BC. It seems they have a sense of humor about their products, but I'm surprised the Leno crew found a pair for 99¢.
@Zac Atkinson Do you mean 'how do i know?' They used to be at Quebec & 2nd and I drove past all the time. If you mean some else...?
when I enjoyed late night tv
Awww someone is butthurt about Trump jokes.
5:53 My all-time favorite...lol!
Such a wonderful brand...NOT!!!
Love Jays comments.
It was really real back then, nothing scripted
What? This was scripted.
Hey John Doe...they are real. I've seen some of them at a dollar store in my city.
funny thing about that Crust toothpaste is...Topps Wacky Packages had that out before the real thing!!
Hand Job gloves are REAL! & I want a box of them!!!
3:00 I saw a 3 legged chicken once doing 90 MPH down the road. It wasn't easy but I followed it back to some farm. I saw the farmer and asked seen it and he said "Sure. I bred them."
I asked why he wanted to breed a 3 legged chicken and he told me his wife son and he all wanted the drum sticks, but normal chickens only had two, meaning somebody always missed out on their favorite part.
I asked the farmer how they tasted and he said, "Don't know. Ain't never caught one.
Norm MacDonald told that joke on a late show.Funny as hell.
I heard it from Ronald Reagan.
I stand corrected then.Old Ronny sure could tell a joke.
The last one was best. Better than nothin'!
Yes Jay,you can sue.
4:21
Me as a YTMND fan singing the chorus to Tarzan Boy
Thanks for sharing
I always laughed when he said that these are real because I knew that was true because I have seen some of them like the 99 cent divorce next to the will sadly I saw his book in there once
There's a Monty Python routine..... The Sacred Baby Rattle of Bethlehem.
I like the edited in introduction! Nice!
Imagine, living in Switzerland and missing all this products
Brilliant
03:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
5:53 This is why people come to America...for the REAL thing.
Gay Fuel.....oh man 😂
"CRUST" TOOTHPASTE..HAHAHAHAHA!!
Amen
But, HEY, you can't go wrong with a hand job. It's better than nothin'! 🤣
7:09 At least you'll get something in the end.
Back when is was really 99 cents
If I'm a 4 year old girl I don't want to go to a 99 cent store. 4 year old run run popo's might get you.
Unsure how Big Lots got into the *99 cents* at 6:12
@Jacob King Big Lots and 99 cent stores are different companies there is a Big Lots near me just 20 minutes away
A lasagna once available in Thailand was named "Ma Fia".
i swear
the makers knew what they were doing
"Why does it come with two crutches" Injury angle kids could do with toy. Oh heck could be simple. Jay never seen a hardcore wrestling match before :D
Ironic considering he had a match in WCW.
@@OFFICIALGUSRICHLEN I try to forget about it but yeah that happen.
When I was a kid you could buy parody trading cards and one of them was crust.Does anyone else remember them?
The chinese knock offs are funny. They also make "Arm and Hatchet" backing soda. Seen it before.
I saw ‘Durasell ‘ battery’s once.
Theres probably a few website where the HAND JOB gloves are featured
Before social media came along then everyone's feelings got hurt
Hahahahaha
Looks like those gloves would leave brush burns. Yikes!!!
Gay fuel? You mean Snapple?
4:16 someone Sean the Gay Fuel!
WTF, he's re-using the "Crust" toothpaste in multiple shows.
Rayvn7 it’s a name you can ‘crust’. Ya I noticed that as well
Nothing better than a gay fuel to wash down a crack sandwich 😜
Hahaha Nothing is sacred with Jay......Hand Job....... hahaha
LOL what year was this?
Kevin, why don't we go out for some gay fuel later. No thanks, Jay, I'm kinda stuffed. I wonder where he was stuffed
The planet Uranus.
(cue Tarzan Boy)
Date aired?
The guy with crutches is not that bad it's like going to war
Where do I get this gay full I’m running kinda low
Yolo Redbull 4:03
7:34 Lmfao any TV host would be fired today for what he said ROFL!!!
That's why she has to milk the goat
Gay fuel is secretly being added to your local water supply
And is well stocked in a catholic priest refrigerator.
it was empty, who drank it?????? Leno???? 😂😂😂😂😂
lfernand plopsa LENO!!! That’s for the boys at the NBC commissary
@@lfernandplopsa3627 Kevin said he was stuffed when Jay offered him some gay fuel, so... 😏
energy drinks are just like that, lol. there are American-made energy drinks with names like Cocaine, Bawls, and Speed. I'm honestly not sure the translation was wrong there
4:00 You're welcome
Sadly, Leno would prolly be fired for the gay fuel and hand job gloves today. I miss this and headlines
someone drank that gay fuel too hahahaa can was opened
Someone must have read sexy daddy as well, the pages are frayed. Oh i miss the times where we werent offended by every little thing
No he wouldn't. You must not watch a lot of TV these days.
*Tarzan boy intensifies*
😂😂😂😂
Hi David
hi
I would love to read Sexy Daddy. Wanna see what’s it all about.
Hey 😀
Someone write a quick story for Literotica.
Pig is cute
"A hand job is better than nothin' " Almost made me piss.
this made me laugh. Todays late night shows make me puke.
when late night was fun........ and not just politics (trump bashing) 24/7 greetings from europe !
So why did he say "Madonna" with baby Jesus?! lol
The pig is kind of cute.
It is!
I believe Jesus’ rattle is made of gold. Remember, the wisemen gave him gold, frankincense and myrrh?
NOT IN A RATTLE, THOUGH, LOL..IT WAS OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO..
"A hand job is better than nothin'."
3:25 4:18😳😄😂
Hand job gloves ?!? LOL
WHAT whole world around cause Wesz coild get BETTER.
World DID Spin ON AIR DROP POUND'S THAT HEAVY!??
GOT be some history on This!??
It's YOU .YOUR ONE NOT!??
😉😉😉
Good will Great Faith Stay in school
The crimes are finally over, you can get crack for only 99 cents 😃😄😆 Hand Job gloves, god damn 😌🙂
It will be eating carrots by then
If you drink Gay Fuel you won't need crust toothpaste. Your teeth will be crusty enough on their own!
I will agree that a hand job is better than nothing 😉
You know how to make a mother's work
Not your mother's
Comedy w/o any offensive bullshit. Jay did it the best. Carson was good, but I really like Leno the best.
LOL what are you talking about Leno used to crack blue jokes all the time.
I gotta wonder as China makes English jokes if they know the joke but are just baiting us with funny English.
haha gay people are hilarious
Amazing how Jay Leno is the only comedian in history given all the material needed to hit a home run of a punchline...and he fucking bunts.
After Johnny, then Jay, late-night talk shows were ruined and not worth watching. But, same for “Sat. Night Live” Great in the late 70’s and 80’s, but not now. Shame.
"Get off my lawn you punk kids!"
EXACTLY! POLITICAL DIPSHITS TOOK OVER..MOST OF THEM DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO POOR PISS OUT OF A BOOT..
A hand job is better than nothing. Well, he isn't wrong.
Leave MJ alone geez
I like weenies but I hate Jimmy Fallon