Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 14

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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2020
  • This edition of Jay Leno Headlines was owned by Universal Television Studio (2004-2007)
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    Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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  • @billbergendahl2911
    @billbergendahl2911 2 года назад +200

    I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.

    • @alwignot3584
      @alwignot3584 Год назад +11

      I watched for a while till they got obnoxiously political 🤮

    • @EagleFang86
      @EagleFang86 Год назад +4

      Same

    • @doug3819
      @doug3819 Год назад +17

      Leno and Carson was the best !

    • @siggylloyd3566
      @siggylloyd3566 Год назад +2

      @@alwignot3584 ahahaa yeah I remember when you lost your sense of humor because you decided to take it personally

    • @logantrimble006
      @logantrimble006 Год назад +8

      Jay still has it even after he left the show.

  • @ArthurMiller-nx3px
    @ArthurMiller-nx3px Год назад +48

    I haven't watched the tonight show since Jay Leno quit, love the headlines section

    • @monicacoyle3760
      @monicacoyle3760 Год назад +2

      Really miss his show, him and Carson were the best. Tried watching others ,they stunk.

    • @sherriianiro747
      @sherriianiro747 11 месяцев назад +2

      He didn't quit - they fired him even though he was #1 in ratings.

  • @aronkelley8634
    @aronkelley8634 6 месяцев назад +10

    Headlines and Jaywalking were always my favorite 😂😂😂

  • @lindamills6192
    @lindamills6192 Год назад +13

    I watched Johnie Carson, then Jay Leno, none since.

  • @craffte
    @craffte 11 месяцев назад +21

    These never, ever will get old. Ever.

  • @jeffreysommer3292
    @jeffreysommer3292 Год назад +82

    Ah, the good old days when The Tonight Show was actually funny and enjoyable...

    • @papagen00
      @papagen00 10 месяцев назад +8

      And nonpolitical

    • @erepsekahs
      @erepsekahs 7 месяцев назад +1

      when Carson was there.....thank God.

  • @criticaltheories5222
    @criticaltheories5222 Год назад +15

    Funny and with guess what? with no politics.....................

    • @boataxe4605
      @boataxe4605 4 месяца назад

      He had many headlines that busted on Clinton.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +80

    Loved Jay Leno. He was so hilarious

  • @ala8798
    @ala8798 Год назад +10

    The accordion convention was awesome! 😂

  • @elsamarie4963
    @elsamarie4963 Год назад +25

    Thank you I really needed some good laughs! Loved watching Jay back then.

  • @dbsti3006
    @dbsti3006 Год назад +23

    "Marty Graw....hey, isn't that the country singer?" LOL

    • @alwignot3584
      @alwignot3584 Год назад +5

      Yeah..I think he’s from Nawlins

    • @dbsti3006
      @dbsti3006 Год назад +3

      @@alwignot3584 Thats where Im from, which makes this all the more hilarious. All my family listened to was Tim McGraw and Marty Stuart. Leno sometimes is just quick with jokes like that. Made total sense. Lol.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +18

    Headlines were so funny when Jay did them

  • @ryan422423
    @ryan422423 2 года назад +73

    I miss these days when late night was the best thing on tv :/

    • @francescalegrand4520
      @francescalegrand4520 Год назад +8

      Me too. Headlines was fantastic !

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u Год назад +5

      It's NOT entertainment anymore.
      It's all political.

  • @ginaross5060
    @ginaross5060 Год назад +21

    I miss Jay so much
    when he laughed
    he made me laugh 😅

    • @craigshaw5730
      @craigshaw5730 Год назад +1

      I used to live in Lander Wyoming where the local paper posted do many humerous grammatical errors and goofy syntax I wish I'd compiled them for just this dort of humor.

  • @abdulazizsaleh9567
    @abdulazizsaleh9567 Год назад +40

    If jay just laugh.....definitely its a show itself 😂
    We missed him.....

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 6 месяцев назад +2

    God, I love these clips...tv was fun

  • @thomasreece3903
    @thomasreece3903 Год назад +43

    This was back when we had comedians on late night. Not this mess they show now. I miss Jay.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +14

    I always loved Jay Leno

  • @LuAnnHeston
    @LuAnnHeston Год назад +18

    I love Kevin's laugh

  • @fotogme11
    @fotogme11 Год назад +22

    Absolutely hilarious! The neighbors probably wondered why I was laughing so hard.

  • @jonelfilipek7848
    @jonelfilipek7848 Год назад +28

    These still make me laugh uproariously. Funny stuff.

  • @jamesrobiscoe1174
    @jamesrobiscoe1174 11 месяцев назад +6

    We need more of this.

  • @robindew9072
    @robindew9072 Год назад +20

    Late night TV was great when we had Johnny Carson then Jay took over. They were both amazing

    • @papagen00
      @papagen00 10 месяцев назад

      And Ted Koppel

  • @watersipper1116
    @watersipper1116 Месяц назад

    Re-watching these old Jay Leno Headlines, etc., is so much more fun than watching the news. Sometimes I have to pause the video while I recover from laughing too hard.

  • @omega454545
    @omega454545 10 месяцев назад +2

    I didn’t see these till my teen/college years, but I stayed up for it every time. Wasn’t the same after he stepped down.

  • @damnitDavid58
    @damnitDavid58 Год назад +5

    I had to pause this video to catch my breath from laughing

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 Год назад +13

    NO Late Night for me after Jay left.

  • @CheckThisOut77
    @CheckThisOut77 Год назад +10

    Jay was the best Night Light.

  • @AccountInactive
    @AccountInactive 10 месяцев назад +3

    Jay and Kevin, best duo on late night. Staple of my childhood. Wagners barber shop and guns is still open btw!

  • @easyontheeyes78
    @easyontheeyes78 Год назад +13

    His headlines in the news was the best part of the show

  • @sugarpacketchad
    @sugarpacketchad 4 месяца назад

    I miss The Tonight Show with Jay Leno!!!

  • @dandorneman9840
    @dandorneman9840 Год назад +6

    I haven't watched Jimmy Fallon yet. Iron Jay, the brain, and headlines always made me laugh.

  • @carld3218
    @carld3218 Год назад +6

    Thanks for uploading this.

  • @Ken15643
    @Ken15643 Год назад +6

    So funny. Love this.

  • @kevinangus4848
    @kevinangus4848 Год назад +2

    Good mix, concise clips. 👍👍

  • @violetdreams1799
    @violetdreams1799 Год назад +2

    particularly great set of Headlines 😃🤣

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx 3 месяца назад +1

    Some of those had me crying

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie 3 года назад +4

    Thank you Ritchie

  • @tryingbutfailing
    @tryingbutfailing 10 месяцев назад +4

    Man, I wish Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien we're still on Late Night.

  • @henryrodgers1752
    @henryrodgers1752 Год назад +5

    At 17:52 time stamp, we meet Tom Benevides, candidate for state auditor of NM. He keeps a eye out for corruption; just not always the same eye.

  • @jaysasso4392
    @jaysasso4392 9 месяцев назад +1

    Must have backed into the sun 😂😅😊😅😂 that one got me!

  • @gregoryblair9810
    @gregoryblair9810 Год назад +4

    The fireworks on radio thing is actually music played to go with the fireworks you are watching.

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 Год назад +5

    Crumpet the cat was the meat inspector. All meat must be sampled for tasties. 10:12

  • @armus550b
    @armus550b Год назад +5

    I was in the editorial side of the newspaper with the cow ads. Both ads came in at different days and were taken by different people. Both ads were free by the way. Each was entered into a computer and when the page is being constructed the computer flows all of the ads. So no one ever really read the page. It's actually pure luck that they wound up next to each other. The only thing people did in production was to fill in empty spaces with house ads like the one you can see in this clip. Personally I made far worse mistakes in my 10 years in the business.

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 11 месяцев назад +3

      There's a suburb near me called Waterproof. Years ago the Courier's headline was "Waterproof man drowns"

  • @mangoman6745
    @mangoman6745 4 года назад +16

    The “Dollar days special” is the funniest ad there is in this video. It only get funnier when Jay starts to explain more about the ad it self @ 1:38

    • @melasvarco4791
      @melasvarco4791 Год назад +5

      “Where is it!?” 😂

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 Год назад +4

      @@melasvarco4791 “What restaurant? How do I get there?”

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 10 месяцев назад +1

    and Props to the camera-man. he was working hard.

  • @doug3819
    @doug3819 Год назад +3

    Mexican flavored water, Tequila. YEA !

  • @Mintman83
    @Mintman83 2 года назад +13

    The go fart thing had me laughing hard, wasn’t expecting that.

  • @snarecat3441
    @snarecat3441 Год назад +2

    This is funny!

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 4 года назад +6

    Thanks for your editing. I liked the all.

  • @burnzy116
    @burnzy116 11 месяцев назад +3

    Bathroom Dancing! lol

  • @gdholmfirth
    @gdholmfirth 8 месяцев назад +2

    Years from now, will they be putting any funny clips on RUclips from today's late night shows?

    • @09rja
      @09rja 6 месяцев назад +1

      nope.

  • @jasepark18
    @jasepark18 6 месяцев назад +1

    All you can eat buffet, drive through window available. 😂😂😂

  • @andrewpoderis8548
    @andrewpoderis8548 4 года назад +8

    Kevin : alright

  • @20vtechnik
    @20vtechnik 11 месяцев назад +2

    Leno. Enough said.

  • @ronartest7748
    @ronartest7748 Год назад +11

    best thing was kev's laugh

    • @boblozaintherealworld3577
      @boblozaintherealworld3577 Год назад +1

      especially when Leno read a weird 'meat' post and says 'here's one for you, Kevin'.

    • @Sacred_Fire
      @Sacred_Fire Год назад

      ​@Bob Loza In the Real World or when he says "Kev, I can see why you're a vegetarian." 😁

  • @mikegustafson58
    @mikegustafson58 Год назад +3

    Back when the show was funny.

  • @jamesszalla4274
    @jamesszalla4274 Год назад +1

    In fairness to the “fireworks on radio” headline, the radio may have been broadcasting a music score for the fireworks show. I lived in a city where the fireworks were choreographed to music, with the music being broadcast on the radio.

  • @im1who84u
    @im1who84u Год назад +2

    A bridge collapsed and people died.
    Rescuers searched through the rubble looking for bodies and survivors.
    After a week of search and rescue the headline reads:
    "We don't expect to find anymore survivors alive."

  • @bpivr
    @bpivr 11 месяцев назад +1

    I haven’t laughed this much since I read the Nancy comic strip.

  • @peterherman4310
    @peterherman4310 4 года назад +13

    Hilarious!

  • @justanothertroll9476
    @justanothertroll9476 2 года назад +3

    Priceless for everything else is Mastercard, which is good for everywhere except shell some BPS in Kroger

  • @PhilBagels
    @PhilBagels 4 года назад +8

    I'm pretty sure the "Bowwowtox" was a joke. At least I hope it was!

  • @Azishome
    @Azishome 4 года назад +87

    Jay Leno and Johnny Carson were genuinely funny and likeable. There's not way Colbert, Fallon, or Kimmel meet either criteria.

    • @CRuf-qw4yv
      @CRuf-qw4yv 4 года назад +3

      Fallon...maybe....but Colbert and Kimmel?...two butt-wipe political hack morons for the demorats...esp.. Colbert (F'n useless tub of pig chit). Oh..And I ended up liking Leno better. Carson wore his ego on his sleeve and was obnoxious and arrogant at times.

    • @PronatorTendon
      @PronatorTendon 2 года назад +6

      @@CRuf-qw4yv Jesus who hurt you? I hope you got over your crisis of hate against Stephen Colbert 😂

    • @donbenevento2805
      @donbenevento2805 2 года назад +1

      They all blow

    • @billprezioso3677
      @billprezioso3677 Год назад +2

      Absolutely true

    • @magnetsoldiercephas331
      @magnetsoldiercephas331 Год назад +10

      Colbert Report on Comedy Central was good, but as soon as he went mainstream late night he turned into the most unlikable of all and Kimmel is mr woke. Very sad

  • @johnrowley5833
    @johnrowley5833 2 года назад +4

    1:55 “Hey, George! Nice haircut! Where’d
    Ya go?”
    “Wagner’s Barber Shop & Gus, Phil!
    Boy! They sure know how to part
    your hair!”
    10:40 I can only imagine how that conversation went between those two brothers driving those pick-ups....
    “Hiya Bob! Where are ya? Wanna meet for lunch somewhere?”
    “Sounds good, Steve! I’m on Highway 59 at the moment!”
    “Hey, me too! l’ll see you in a couple of sec- !” CRASH!!!!!!........(silence, and then):
    BOB: “Hey, Steve! What took you so long?” 😁👍

    • @anneexcell4881
      @anneexcell4881 Год назад +3

      @johnrowley
      🚛💥🚚 Haa! Guess it
      looks like that "lunch" would maybe be
      ...hospital food.??!!
      ❓ ❗
      🤕 🤢
      🍛 🍛

  • @KennardWright
    @KennardWright 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Suki! Come in here."

  • @chrisc6857
    @chrisc6857 Год назад +16

    Johnny Carson and Jay Leno were both totally awesome. Arsenio Hall and Conan O Brien fell FAR short of Carson and Leno but could still sometimes be worth watching. Everyone else since has completely sucked.

  • @Classicrocker6119
    @Classicrocker6119 Год назад +4

    “I don’t know much about fertility but….” Jay is so hilarious! Hey here’s an idea. Why doesn’t some network bring him back!!!

    • @monicacoyle3760
      @monicacoyle3760 Год назад +2

      They would probably be reruns but still funnier then what's on now

  • @douglasw9624
    @douglasw9624 4 года назад +5

    Had one similar to the one with the dog taking a crap...managed a large facility and the company that provided our doggy bags was a family operation...they sent an xmas card one year with the family on the beach and a pile of fake dog doo in front of them...wish I'd hung on to that one...

  • @youngstali
    @youngstali 11 месяцев назад

    Jay: How do you spell shutters?
    Kevin: S-H!

  • @red_409
    @red_409 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was about 13 around this time, miss those days 😪

  • @apogena
    @apogena Год назад

    *JAY: "How do you spell 'shutters'?"*
    *KEVIN: "S-H!"*

  • @anneexcell4881
    @anneexcell4881 Год назад +4

    (At 15:35..)
    His "best of" compilations
    of funny headlines are all
    funny .. I noticed the pair
    in bed reading catalogue
    (with them actually ON the catalogue's cover ..AND in exact same bed·photo), are also in a 3rd 'same photo' (on ITS catalogue cover within!)
    · · - • ·🤯· • - · ·

  • @earlosandwich7433
    @earlosandwich7433 Год назад +5

    Kevin had no idea.. that's why he stopped at "sh". 😂

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 Год назад

      I'm not sure he knew exactly what Jay meant? I know that I wasn't sure...🤔🤔🤔

  • @user-im5fb9ns3g
    @user-im5fb9ns3g 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Mexican-flavored water" = at least five days abed.

  • @largebiff1743
    @largebiff1743 Год назад +2

    I have not watched The Tonight Show since Johnny Carson 🤣😂😳 retired 😁😅🙊😸

  • @pnichols6500
    @pnichols6500 Год назад +2

    If she's Texan, the one about independence day is correct.

  • @billcary30
    @billcary30 Год назад +3

    who doesn't love dumb criminals? had a cop who told me if it wasn't for them he wouldn't like being a cop............. and he was in a relatively small city vs say ny or la or chicago

  • @Patricia-pq4jq
    @Patricia-pq4jq 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm laughing my ass off

  • @markdettra1794
    @markdettra1794 Год назад +3

    I would have used the 100%-off sale item , and held them to the promise.

  • @heru-deshet359
    @heru-deshet359 8 месяцев назад +1

    1. Male infertility is passed from mother to son.
    2. Mexican flavored water is known as "Aguas Frescas; in fruit
    flavors from Mexico.
    3. Pants down on dummy in disaster exercise is to dramatize
    checking for femoral artery bleeding.

  • @09rja
    @09rja 6 месяцев назад +1

    friendly, hore like atmosphere

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 года назад +3

    they have a field day when Oregon State takes on Southern California

  • @jeffreyhanna9538
    @jeffreyhanna9538 Год назад +1

    Mexican flavored water 💧🤔. Maybe if you put a jalapeño in it, on a steek 😄👍.

  • @thumper6425
    @thumper6425 9 месяцев назад

    💜

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 10 месяцев назад +3

    3:08 Mexican Flavored water gives you Montezuma's Revenge (diarrhea).

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 9 месяцев назад +1

      We know what the revenge is.

  • @tomjacques6051
    @tomjacques6051 Год назад +1

    Hashtags used to be good on tonight show with Fallon

  • @daisyhagen2
    @daisyhagen2 Год назад +1

    If you think we should see the wounds, why did you blur them out?

  • @timboslice1979
    @timboslice1979 Год назад +2

    Japanese Alcoholic Available. Rofl!!!!!😅😂

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss 11 месяцев назад +1

    10:18 nooo

  • @gedstrom
    @gedstrom 11 месяцев назад

    20:06 - Man Reports Wife Missing After a Year - Possible explanation: The man and his wife were separated but not divorced and had lost contact with each other. The man eventually wanted to re-marry but had to file for divorce first from his wife. So, the legal ad in the paper to find her, and if she is not located within a certain amount of time, the marriage is declared dissolved.

  • @davestaircrazedlocalactor7949
    @davestaircrazedlocalactor7949 Год назад +2

    I liked Letterman better but Headlines kicks Small town News’s arse imo.

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman1730 8 месяцев назад

    Same. Here

  • @terryenglish7132
    @terryenglish7132 Год назад +1

    Thanks , but the different ones vary too much in volhme

  • @keithshaughnessy1645
    @keithshaughnessy1645 Год назад +1

    I want to buy every item listed in these papers.

  • @farerse
    @farerse 21 день назад

    "no smiling" must have meant no smoking and no pets

  • @thetooginator153
    @thetooginator153 Год назад +1

    I bet these clips were taken in 1993. I’m basing this on the terms (“yuppies”); the technical problems using computers to print newspapers (probable autocorrect); and the new technology (brothers collide calling each other on cell phones).
    Any other guestimates?

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 9 месяцев назад +1

      The description says 2004-2007. Autocorrect still exists, and the term Yuppie is still in use, albeit only occasionally. Cell phones were almost non-existent in 1993.
      So, either you are from a different galaxy, or you meant 2003.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino 8 месяцев назад

    18:15 so THATS how it is in their family

  • @vashon100
    @vashon100 2 года назад +3

    19:34 Nice volume control - not.

  • @mikeorclem
    @mikeorclem 4 месяца назад

    17:36 the eye patch is killer..//