Hoes for the New Millennium 2000

Thanksgiving 1999, San Franscisco. While having drinks, Cris, Danny, Michaela, and Xavier notice that the streets of the Mission and Tenderloin are more 'active' than usual. None of them had ever spent a Thanksgiving in the company of so many PIMPS and HOES (and Johns, for that matter). They decide to mark the occasion by learning how to use a new digital camcorder while driving around the city.
(WOMAN: I'll work all the switches on the lights with my feet, since you don't wanna do it.
I just press all these little buttons, and the better I dance, the prettier the lights get.
And that's how I can tell if I'm dancin' real good- like the more I dance and move my feet,
the more it turns the lights on all the switches.
MAN: Ok.)
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(WOMAN: Did you like it?
MAN: What?
WOMAN: Did you like it?
MAN: Yeah it's nice. But it didn't- it didn't turn me on.
WOMAN: Yeah I can see THAT.)