I have no clue what drugs Miyazaki was on the day he came up with the idea of "Let's make a weapon that has hyper armor, paired weapon properties, a projectile, and phantom hitboxes that would make Smash 4 Ike proud."
I don't think they've given the series any greater thought for a while now, not just the Ringed City. And if you're talking about player input I'm pretty sure they just flat out never gave a damn.
Yet countered by: - Stomp weapon art - Perseverance - Dodging Don't over rate this weapon, you just don't know how to deal with it, or you know, SHIELDS
the doors are actually a pretty good counter to the twin gs especially if you have "poise" ps when i found out that the wolf ring +3 added 4 poise i was so mad
SALT It adds by a sort of percentage. Pretty much, the more poise you have, the less poise things give you. So heavy armor + wolf ring is ineffective, but lighter armor gets more out of it.
Crazy that even radahn's twin greatswords aren't as absurd as this monster. Then again, everyone would probably spam jump heavy if they could in ds3 like they can now.
*common scrub see's Pineapple's video* *Immediately runs to get paired greatswords in game* *spams LB attack-kills a couple of people online effortlessly* *Thinks they are a pvp God* *Says weapons are balanced*
I remember running the dlc for the first time and picking these things up. I immediately fell in love but knew that they would immediately become popular. and so far every invader, phantom, dark moon, and mad spirit have been using these things. GIG Miyazaki
so a mildly competent PGS user just has to not go for the third L1 and now it's a fight between them and you, but you are 800-1100 health down? I mean i guess you're not dead but...
My point was just that this weapon's power is grossly exaggerated in general, much like how the Farron greatsword was at launch. If anything, the new katana is more questionable in balance, and even then it's pretty telegraphed.
How does it invalidate my statement? I said most players are garbage, you're just proving it further. On that note, take people by surprise with the mallet.
Thank you for making this video. I can always tell when I’m invaded by someone who’s recently watched this and is trying to knock the rust off with some pontiff pvp
and pressing the dodge button, using a fast weapon for quick hits and running out, outspacing with spears or the longer halberds, punishing with hyperarmor attacks, yada yada
I'm Pai Mei, your "Thank you Dark Souls" around 2:10. I didn't think I could survive from this high, I was so happy, and then you arrived. Thank you Iron Pineapple, I guess I better git gud.
@@Connorthecatsdad You must be joking or its full of steam sale users at the moment. After the last DLC dropped the playerbase slowly left and only the diehard mega 2000h on average sweatplayers dominated PvP. I know because i was (sadly) one of them. They had a counter for every weapon (for this its any weapon with a poise weaponart...) and they switched weapons mid battle, usually never started a fight with 3 different weapons in their offhand. Invasions 4v1 spammers This PvP was NOT easy i tell you.
@@CODA96 great news: all the idiots are back. With these swords plus five I've lost PVP once in my last maybe eight matches, no joke, all I did was hit L1 over and over. I suck, too. They also turn PVE into a goddamn comedy show. There's never been a better time to go pale tongue hunting. Let the feast begin
@@Connorthecatsdad Really seems like Christmas Noobs. In my experience, especially after the DLC i ONLY played against sweaters. Everything thats slower than a Straight Sword immediately send you to a grave. Not to mention so many hackers... Im so glad Elden Ring removed the stunlock feature. The only reason most people died to this extremely slow weapon was the L1 stun. You could barely escape it without using poise. Lets just hope this means we wont see horrible meta weapon scenes like in this video never again.
The first time i watched an Iron Pineapple video, you introduced me to Lettuce. In the latest iron pineapple video i watch, you have a rocknrollish jazzy Justice remix. As i'm commenting, the next video auto plays and starts out with parlament and funkadelic. You're like a hero in my eyes.
Demon's Scar is paper. Giant Door Shield has pretty bad fire defense, and of course these swords are going to destroy anyone using something that isn't these swords.
Timothy E. Although the Scar does let you do some pyromancy with it which would probably be great for outranging people trying to use the swords. (Can't speak for it, never used it)
I always felt like the second L1 should've been parryable, that probably would've made it a balanced weapon. Even from the start.. The swords are 1-handed after all, it would make sense.
Calcium Its a mashup of Waters of Nazareth and Jotaro's battle theme from Jojo. Here's the link from the description: soundcloud.com/xarlable/nazareth-crusaders
memes
VaatiVidya lol
VaatiVidya lol
VaatiVidya and that is how we solved dark souls 3, with memes. lmao
VaatiVidya oh shit
Heh
"Why do you play offline?"
*Links Iron Pineapple"
Brandon Medeiros You mean Fighter PL?
S a m e
*links Fighter PL
Why do you play ONLINE?
"To git gud against fighter PL."
"Not gonna happen bud."
pussy
“There’s no counter”
The double door shield strat: Am I a joke to you
"What's a meta?"
"Nothing, what's the meta with you?"
*playing new dlc, gets invaded
"oh cool, new weapons"
*killed in one combo.
"oh, *cool new* weapons"
This is a underated comment
I see whatya did there
I see whatya did there
...Nerfed
thanks Iron Pineapple
Thank god
Indeimaus
Thank you Dark Souls
still op even if its nerf
Nnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Freddy Krueger are you fucking dumb? A weapon with this much bullshit range, damage and stunlocks for as long as it does is beyond overpowerd
Let's give the 2nd hardest hitting weapon class in the game a 4 hit combo
I have no clue what drugs Miyazaki was on the day he came up with the idea of "Let's make a weapon that has hyper armor, paired weapon properties, a projectile, and phantom hitboxes that would make Smash 4 Ike proud."
and it barely got an nerf. It got nerfed by literally 3 FUCKING DAMAGE. Without fixing any of their broken hitboxes
Keon H It feels like they're focusing on strength weapons too much these days to compensate for the time when Carthus and Katanas were more popular.
pugs are the easiest weapons to punish and it doesnt 4 hit combo
JunoJupiter GLRR This convo was before the pugs nerf.
unstoppable force meets immovable object 2:55
MoonlightCrow this needs More likes
100th like
Its the pillar men
Immovable objects won.
Oh no he's gonna get wreck by the *GIANT DOOR SQUAT*
That plunge at 2:04 was fucking brilliant
Hey Rusty! On a scale of 1 to 10, how impatient are you for a Silksong release date?
ayy wasn't expecting to see you here
@@hardikdave1211 /6/
how the FUCK did he get that perfectly
My favorite pvp build is forcing summons into the Dark Eater Midir fight.
kek
One of those guys who summons people at the church door and tries to run them to midir lmao. Fucking A.
guy sass mmhm
I love that. I just black crystal out the second the boss fight begins.
Eh, Midir is pretty easy. Just used the Mercury cloud spell, it completely anbd utterly fucked him, on New Game +
Now I know why the Gods cursed the ringed knights. They were using this fucking spammy weapon.
Straight sword users: *R1*
Dual weapon users: *L1*
The Bloodborne influence is strong
@@ashikjaman1940 Nah BB Plls just spam l2 for doze heal purriez.
I think Fromsoft just stopped caring since this is the last dlc of the entire series.
I don't think they've given the series any greater thought for a while now, not just the Ringed City.
And if you're talking about player input I'm pretty sure they just flat out never gave a damn.
I like your profile picture
I like your name
I like how you courteously ignored my appalling grammar, thank you.
I like your profile picture
+ infinite phantom range
+ high damage
+ flashy weapon art
+ poise
- no random critical hits
Fair and balanced
i s t h a t a t f 2 r e f e r e n c e ?
You forget about:
-Helpless against peoples who know how to roll. Especially at 60fps.
As all things should be
Yet countered by:
- Stomp weapon art
- Perseverance
- Dodging
Don't over rate this weapon, you just don't know how to deal with it, or you know, SHIELDS
Thanos The Boss For the most part I’d agree, but dear lord if you get caught by the LB/L1 you are just dead.
0:14....that scene just cracks me up everytime
I'm a simple man
I hear Jojo,
I like the video
Damn straight brother
same
jojo?
Not to mention it was mixed with Justice.
jojo's bizarre adventure.
Wait.
Remember that one ThePruld video with the two swords flapping as wings?
Shit, Pruld's a psychic. When am I getting a Switch, Madam Pruld?
Obsidiron Pumicia HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT
Methite :-V The large breasted one agrees!
Somewhere, Gwynevere sneezes.
Yeah, that was actually the first thing I thought of when I saw that ridiculous WA.
Obsidiron Pumicia LODA IL SOLE FRATELLO
BurningDillweed The best part is that attack isn't even the weapon art. It's the regular L1 attack combo.
2:58 TOP 10 best anime cross-overs
I wonder if it is possible to count how many people asked "is that a _______ reference?"
with ________ i meant blank (like JoJo or videogamedunkey for example)
You clearly meant a quintuple underscore reference
Is that a youtube comment reference?
Slender Mann lol
how many breads have you eaten in your life?
2:51
*T H E R E A R E M A N Y D O O R S E D B O Y*
I see... So you took training from Dunkey for Dark Souls 3?
The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game, after all
That's amazing considering how dunkey plays with a stealing wheel
i swear i heard videogamedunkey.
eyeboxTV cuz it was
whoa really where
It was..
The only thing I heard was a meme overload
Iron Pineapple From you daddy
FYI the sword he has been forging since release is an estoc. Imagine how powerful it is.
Dark Souls 3
+
JOJO
=
Testicles intensified
FOUR BALLS
I had a boner.
Man of culture.
What is the background music ?
@@rancel2256 jotaros theme and maybe some and maybe waters of megalovania
this isnt the super best friends jojo LP
Drabberfaun 5
it's the song they used, i dont know if they made it or not, they probably didnt
the doors are actually a pretty good counter to the twin gs especially if you have "poise"
ps when i found out that the wolf ring +3 added 4 poise i was so mad
SALT It adds by a sort of percentage. Pretty much, the more poise you have, the less poise things give you. So heavy armor + wolf ring is ineffective, but lighter armor gets more out of it.
i see thank you
Does poise actually work now? (haven't played after my first few playthroughs without dlc's)
kineh Nope.
So the ring is just useless +3 welp
Needs more ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
TwoBlade5 WA WARUDO
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
D o r a.
the explorer
I love how Andre starts hammering faster than the speed of light as if he's trying to create the most powerful meta weapon of time.
Ahh, the 'good old times'. Could you imagine Fromsoft making a game where every single weapon art was like this?
Lmao
Crazy that even radahn's twin greatswords aren't as absurd as this monster. Then again, everyone would probably spam jump heavy if they could in ds3 like they can now.
1:25 "GOODBYE JOJO" Make me laugh so hard
*common scrub see's Pineapple's video* *Immediately runs to get paired greatswords in game*
*spams LB attack-kills a couple of people online effortlessly*
*Thinks they are a pvp God*
*Says weapons are balanced*
Dane Hernandez so fucking true man
Dane Hernandez lol
I don't even have this dlc,but there are ways to counter this weapon, just like ever other weapon in this game.
very true my friend, very true.
so true😂
i really feel like the black smith shouldve been saying "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"
But that would be very MUDA
Alright conquer from for honor calm down
The amount of references in this video are off the chain
Chettlar
Is*
Doran Martell are you stupid?
CHOPPACHINO “the amount...” is off the chain, it is correct
@@choppachino are you an asshole?
Is that a JoJo reference!?
Daniel Garcia no it was dio
Daniel Garcia you thought it would be jojo, but it was I, Dio!
There's always time for a JoJo's reference!
Bob Lu WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bug bite fetish
I really love how your own memes always come to bite you in the ass
To anyone who wants to try this: The special attack and weapon art can be parried, so be very careful of Llewellyn shields.
I remember running the dlc for the first time and picking these things up. I immediately fell in love but knew that they would immediately become popular. and so far every invader, phantom, dark moon, and mad spirit have been using these things. GIG Miyazaki
Don't worry, people will learn that the third L1 has an opening the size of the multiverse.
Oh wait this is DS3, mass-market can't fight for shit.
nah just wear a poise ring and that weapon does nothing.
as long as you break the 30~ poise threshold.
so a mildly competent PGS user just has to not go for the third L1 and now it's a fight between them and you, but you are 800-1100 health down? I mean i guess you're not dead but...
My point was just that this weapon's power is grossly exaggerated in general, much like how the Farron greatsword was at launch.
If anything, the new katana is more questionable in balance, and even then it's pretty telegraphed.
KaedeLanyo i kill people with the follower torch ur argument is invalid
How does it invalidate my statement? I said most players are garbage, you're just proving it further.
On that note, take people by surprise with the mallet.
1:25 at that point I didnt even know if im watching the anime or dark souls
The Jojo Jotaro/Star Platinum really is the best "Beatdown" theme, no question.
It is most noticable when Jotaro's beating the shit out of people. And then proceeds to litter.
silver chario... I mean frayed blade montage when?
Mind Chap GRIFFITH !!!!
Mind Chap Why can't you and Guts be BFF once more dammit
I have been watching your older videos for hours now since I found your souls like games series, I think i'm in love
2:24 iron pineapple is a master baiter.
I’ve watched this five times it always finds away into my recommendations
Hmm. I wonder why.
Thank you for making this video. I can always tell when I’m invaded by someone who’s recently watched this and is trying to knock the rust off with some pontiff pvp
3:38 P O I S E B O I S
1:07 That guy got outplayed so damn hard
A man of culture knows videogamedunkey, was not disappointed
..and then everyone learned that literally anything with perseverance hardcounters these
and pressing the dodge button, using a fast weapon for quick hits and running out, outspacing with spears or the longer halberds, punishing with hyperarmor attacks, yada yada
Well..... eventually
NA-NANI?!?!?!POISE IN 3:36?!MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
this is the best thumbnail I have ever seen in a dark souls video
1:03 I don't can to stop laugh ajaja
I don't can to stop hahahahahahah damn
AJAJAJ ESE INGLES AJSJAJDJA
Those weapons are fucking cancer I swear.
Indeed. They remind me of the dual halberd spam in DS2. Full havels spamming helix + mastadon halberds was the worst.
i've never seen or heard of such a thing. Must have been popular in the early days of das2?
It wasn't full havels, please. The chestpiece was always Jesters.
+BikerHM yeah, they patched it after the first few updates. Then the meta was monastary scimitar parry spam but that was also patched too.
firestalker11 agreed.
Oh my I was so happy to stumble upon these kinds of videos again! :D
i love when you ran into a door squad
Ever just revel in the terror it causes someone to counter this with a Cestus WA.
You can almost hear the screaming.
Never forget- no matter how stupid you think that your weapons are, the Black Knight Sword, will still rip your face open.
You finally did it, From. You killed pvp.
Y e s
I realize this is a very old ass post but pvp was dead from day 1 of the souls series as a whole
This aged very poorly, considering that Ds3 is the only Souls game, that still has active PvP
I'm Pai Mei, your "Thank you Dark Souls" around 2:10.
I didn't think I could survive from this high, I was so happy, and then you arrived. Thank you Iron Pineapple, I guess I better git gud.
I just finished my first playthrough of Dark Souls 3. Getting these swords was an integral part of my journey. This video is why.
@Captain_Morgan it will be missed.
In the meanwhile, though, 90% of PvP is embarrassingly easy
@@Connorthecatsdad You must be joking or its full of steam sale users at the moment. After the last DLC dropped the playerbase slowly left and only the diehard mega 2000h on average sweatplayers dominated PvP. I know because i was (sadly) one of them. They had a counter for every weapon (for this its any weapon with a poise weaponart...) and they switched weapons mid battle, usually never started a fight with 3 different weapons in their offhand. Invasions 4v1 spammers This PvP was NOT easy i tell you.
@@CODA96 great news: all the idiots are back. With these swords plus five I've lost PVP once in my last maybe eight matches, no joke, all I did was hit L1 over and over. I suck, too. They also turn PVE into a goddamn comedy show.
There's never been a better time to go pale tongue hunting. Let the feast begin
@@Connorthecatsdad Really seems like Christmas Noobs. In my experience, especially after the DLC i ONLY played against sweaters. Everything thats slower than a Straight Sword immediately send you to a grave. Not to mention so many hackers...
Im so glad Elden Ring removed the stunlock feature. The only reason most people died to this extremely slow weapon was the L1 stun. You could barely escape it without using poise. Lets just hope this means we wont see horrible meta weapon scenes like in this video never again.
@@CODA96 no bad meta means no pineapple memes, though 😥
(My Meat) : D-d-dont do it...
(Me) *At 2 AM*
- 0:10 -
@Petr Říha You sound like you're fun at parties
I guess some people have trouble interpreting a joke
@Petr Říha Yeah, because that worked. :P
@Petr Říha Free will is a myth, religion is a joke. We're all controlled by something greater. Memes, the DNA of the soul.
Why is every fucking souls fan an anime fan too?
Why wouldn't the overlap be huge? It's an action rpg made by a Japanese company.
Is that a problem?
I hate anime
Also Fromsoft made a few references to Berserk
At least you have a good taste in anime ;3 mr Hououin-san
The first time i watched an Iron Pineapple video, you introduced me to Lettuce. In the latest iron pineapple video i watch, you have a rocknrollish jazzy Justice remix. As i'm commenting, the next video auto plays and starts out with parlament and funkadelic. You're like a hero in my eyes.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT MUSIC A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!!?!11
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Grant Connolly MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Waaaannnaaaaa beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI
Arrivederci
DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Who knew iron pineapple was a man of high quality rips as well?
His stand is Za Swordo. One combo and you're gone. Not even Iron knows where you go.
*_I brings back fond memories of pwning chumps by Power Stancing Fume Knight Ultra Greatswords in Dark Souls 2. Good times, good times..._*
Bruh I'm stuck on Fume Knight
Andre aka the only blacksmith I know able to hammer and weld metal in one movement after sniffing powdered Titanite shards.
The plunging attack, it's the most powerful attack in the game...
I hate how the character holds the second one like ''yeah, fuck it, I can like curl 300 pounds on a good day''
0:12 Andre literally went ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!
GOODBYEEE JOJOO
Lemme make sure I'm subscribed...
yep, still subscribed, good.
can someone double subscribe?
This video introduced me to JoJo, and after coming back I really appreciate the jokes in it. Thanks, Iron Pineapple.
Is it a Bird?!?!
Is it a Plane?!?!
No! IT IS PAIN!!!!
"Besides gravity there's no counter"
Enemy uses poise, it's super effective.
*cough* "and poise"
:P
That Jotaro song... Man, that makes think about a fist weapon with that moveset
For dark souls 2 you could make a cool stand build
2:01 i thought i had a dunkey video in the backround
me too wtf
DUNKEEEYY!! :D
AAHHH!!
It’s general Sam you fucking idiot
Plunging attack is the most reliable move in the entire series
THANK YOU DARK SOULS
this reminds me of the time dunkey beat sky in smash
That plunge attack might be the single greatest play I've seen on DS3
using the new meta weapons is like rock,paper,scissors. Example paired greatswords is scissors and the giant door shield is rock Lol xD
Aj Bankz Paper?
Riley Jelinek Either Frayed Blade or Gael's I guess?
True that, though it sucks you're almost certainly dead if you make 1 mistake
Demon's Scar is paper. Giant Door Shield has pretty bad fire defense, and of course these swords are going to destroy anyone using something that isn't these swords.
Timothy E. Although the Scar does let you do some pyromancy with it which would probably be great for outranging people trying to use the swords. (Can't speak for it, never used it)
Where we @, perseverance gang?
I can hear Andre screaming ora ora ora with every hit of that hammer
***** Your move actually worked
2:57 META VS META
That plunging attack through the window was badass
I wondered why I was seeing so many double greatsword builds....
Probably not from youtubers but from the fact that these swords so good to use, but easily countered.
the jojos!
bois show ya support
[LIKE THIS VIDEO]
Are you yung pineapple? If so, you recked me with the aquamarine dagger.
I always felt like the second L1 should've been parryable, that probably would've made it a balanced weapon. Even from the start.. The swords are 1-handed after all, it would make sense.
Imagine if Dunkey ever commented on one of these videos saying “thank you dark souls” it would get more likes then the video itself.
I just watched this video on mute but playing BFG division on the background. Makes it... interesting.
Nice Jojo music you weeb
Jojo music? Its Waters of Nazareth sped up.
Calcium Its a mashup of Waters of Nazareth and Jotaro's battle theme from Jojo. Here's the link from the description: soundcloud.com/xarlable/nazareth-crusaders
Ah, I getcha.
Calcium learn your jojo music
What if I told you being a fan of Dark Souls, a product of japanese culture influenced by western myth, made you the weaboo?
But can they break the doors?
Eli Hernandez nothing can break those fucking doors
the C.falcon noises killed me when he was rolling.
obligatory "this must be the work of an enemy stand" comment
Video ends at 4:00
I really hoped the Radahn Greatswords did something similar to this
Waters of Nazareth x Stardust Crusders!? Is this real life?