Dark Souls 3: Giant Door Squad

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @jamier7542
    @jamier7542 6 лет назад +13309

    FromSoft: Dark Souls is a game about experiencing the hopelessness of a world trapped in an endless cycle of darkness and despair.
    Dark Souls Fanbase: hehe dores

  • @smallmanjeff1708
    @smallmanjeff1708 5 лет назад +3493

    Them: We're to good for this dude
    Random: *wips out doors*
    Them: *He's Perfect*

    • @Darkyagami07
      @Darkyagami07 3 года назад +38

      Dores makes man perfect

    • @goldenjackel5
      @goldenjackel5 3 года назад +7

      Underrated comments

    • @Corymbia
      @Corymbia 3 года назад +10

      Too*.

    • @piratekit3941
      @piratekit3941 3 года назад +33

      The poor victim who saw the 3 doormen was in awe, he knew he had no chance.

  • @Thissentenceisfalselosers
    @Thissentenceisfalselosers 7 лет назад +4046

    This is how the world ends: With hundreds of Unkindled forming a wall and making the Soul of Cinder pay for it

    • @cloroxbleach7329
      @cloroxbleach7329 7 лет назад +219

      Nah you got that all wrong. Soul of Cinder is gonna build the wall between Lothric and Drangleic. And we're gonna make Vendrick pay for it.

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 7 лет назад +67

      But... Drangleic is IN Lothric, the earthen peak is in the dreg heap which is in high lothric.

    • @ypraisethesun4431
      @ypraisethesun4431 7 лет назад +35

      Clorox Bleach I know Vendrick he is a wonderful guy he will build a great wall better than any wall in all of lore. You sun kids will be talking about it.

    • @LGreymark
      @LGreymark 7 лет назад +42

      Ashen Juan might not even be able to climb that wall

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 7 лет назад +53

      Gwyn is gonna make Lordran great again

  • @aceofdiamonds203
    @aceofdiamonds203 4 года назад +1967

    "World War 3 will be fought with nukes, but World War 4 will be fought with doors."

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 4 года назад +11

      And I suppose ww5 will be fought with boats yeah?

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 4 года назад +5

      I knew the moment obama said we'll be opening doors He ment this......

    • @philliam111
      @philliam111 4 года назад +4

      nuke nuke nuking on heavens door

    • @Parrtorias
      @Parrtorias 4 года назад +1

      World War Door amiright?

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 3 года назад +1

      You mean DORES

  • @justsomerandomguy6562
    @justsomerandomguy6562 7 лет назад +4988

    *You invaded the world of IronPineapple*
    Invader: "....Fuck"

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 7 лет назад +113

      Imagine if this was who invaded you first with the Judicator guy

    • @korvus8121
      @korvus8121 7 лет назад +117

      yeah instantly knows hes not only dead but will get bullyd in the proces XD

    • @googleoperationcyclone
      @googleoperationcyclone 7 лет назад +40

      And then shamed on youtube haha

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus 7 лет назад +38

      "Whelp, time to use that black crystal"

    • @isosev
      @isosev 7 лет назад +11

      I would press the self destruct key on my computer.
      Yes that is actually a thing. No it isn't nearly as bad as exploding my PC. It does make the computer bluescreen though.

  • @vertikil
    @vertikil 7 лет назад +4550

    how rude they forgot to knock

  • @UncreativePontiff
    @UncreativePontiff 7 лет назад +7837

    *Can't open from this side*

    • @Agent_Platinum
      @Agent_Platinum 7 лет назад +448

      One of the many nightmares of Dark Souls, now weaponized.

    • @mariofann9000
      @mariofann9000 7 лет назад +179

      I have played dark souls for years, fighting enemies and bosses, mastering weapons, sorceries and pyromancies, but never, have I ever seen such a weapon, that holds this amount of power.

    • @faurier
      @faurier 7 лет назад +55

      *Enemies can open doors.*

    • @electrobrotm217
      @electrobrotm217 6 лет назад +14

      @@mariofann9000 but have you mastered miracles?

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 лет назад +1

      @@electrobrotm217 MiRAcLEs Is ShiT iN DaRk sOuLS 3

  • @Neko_Medic
    @Neko_Medic 5 лет назад +9227

    the darker you make an universe, the sillier the fans will make it.

    • @illuminity6618
      @illuminity6618 4 года назад +245

      Please can you say it for evangalion

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 4 года назад +162

      @@illuminity6618 i can.

    • @jagodaduda2976
      @jagodaduda2976 4 года назад +169

      @@illuminity6618 a lot of people already did

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 4 года назад +202

      So Warhammer 40k

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 4 года назад +28

      @@Adros2121 ye

  • @tai-cx5vj
    @tai-cx5vj 7 лет назад +1949

    Now I know why the DLC starts with "The *Close* of the Age of Fire"

    • @muobu74
      @muobu74 7 лет назад +17

      Son Tama lol

    • @dasani991
      @dasani991 7 лет назад +78

      Not sure how the fire can end when this shit is fucking lit.

    • @tai-cx5vj
      @tai-cx5vj 7 лет назад +5

      dasani991 I'm not sure if you got the joke

    • @PoiColle
      @PoiColle 7 лет назад +61

      dont think u got his joke either

    • @tai-cx5vj
      @tai-cx5vj 7 лет назад +23

      Poi? Joke-ception

  • @cadunkus
    @cadunkus 6 лет назад +11796

    I got invaded by a guy named "doorman" while helping out some fella at high wall, I didn't think much of it until we reached a doorway that normally has no door...
    Except it did.
    With infinite stamina hacks.
    When the host finally gave up on breaking through it, I knocked twice with my fist and he stepped out of the way and left.

  • @reads2166
    @reads2166 7 лет назад +3478

    **DOOR DOES NOT OPEN FROM THIS SIDE**

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 лет назад +114

      That's the perfect name for a character that does this

    • @SplattGang
      @SplattGang 7 лет назад +7

      M. Lil too long tho

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 лет назад +21

      Those damn character limits always ruin the fun

    • @The9toes
      @The9toes 7 лет назад +2

      holy shit

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 6 лет назад +11

      How about *Locked.* ?

  • @aeulas8953
    @aeulas8953 5 лет назад +2976

    I'm a simple man
    I see door.
    I alt-f4

    • @loonytoons8130
      @loonytoons8130 5 лет назад +27

      Lmao i found this hella funny

    • @Garp1990
      @Garp1990 4 года назад +5

      why 😅🤣 try fight and defeat them! you lost at the start of the match 🤨 Git Gud my Sun Bro 👍

    • @Garp1990
      @Garp1990 4 года назад +4

      @Adam J. Harper they'll make mistake, they'll slip
      Others will invade who will help you defeat them
      they might slip and fall from a cliff

    • @breakneck777
      @breakneck777 4 года назад +2

      Shia surprise

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 года назад +19

      @@Garp1990 it's a joke genius

  • @xxEpicxGunnerxx
    @xxEpicxGunnerxx 7 лет назад +4200

    If only we could get like 30 people into a game, we could make a maze that randomly attacks you.

  • @schiibe.7525
    @schiibe.7525 7 лет назад +844

    Dark Souls is a series which explores the meaning behind humanity, despair, corruption of power...
    and nonsensical shenanigans.

    • @TheSwerAlmighty
      @TheSwerAlmighty 7 лет назад +64

      This is what the Dark Soul does to a man.

    • @haloCE6
      @haloCE6 7 лет назад +12

      but mostly nonsensical shenanigans.

    • @ovaloaf8780
      @ovaloaf8780 7 лет назад +7

      Dark Souls, a series known for its meticulously designed levels, the enemy placements can define your journey, and the very actions affect the people and enemies around you. Some are driven mad, some are given a thirst for blood, some... well, even the Lords of Cinders would fear them, those who wield weapons of mass destruction, and yet they are no more but lowly mortals... or are they the ancient dragons reborn?

    • @schiibe.7525
      @schiibe.7525 7 лет назад +8

      Ova Loaf or just men who're trying to shove their love of doors into people...literally.

    • @OkMazzy
      @OkMazzy 7 лет назад +3

      Tis what thou signed up for.

  • @annihilationsquadron8585
    @annihilationsquadron8585 4 года назад +333

    The one guy pulling out his own two doors "Fuck it lets roll" I loved that xD

  • @Zephyrir_Snow
    @Zephyrir_Snow 5 лет назад +937

    “My offense is my defense” - the legendary door warriors

  • @Trash_Wendigo
    @Trash_Wendigo 7 лет назад +2677

    "We will build a wall. This wall will be so high, it will be the highest wall."
    -Prince Lothric

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 7 лет назад +57

      Texas Lawman '...Now, if there's nothing else to discuss, I need to get back to rewriting the laws so I can legally fuck my own family.
      OH SHIT THE MICROPHONE WAS ON!!!'

    • @jean-casse-tete9764
      @jean-casse-tete9764 6 лет назад +9

      "BUILD A GREAT WALL FOR AMERICA" Donald Trump

    • @solitudeau8188
      @solitudeau8188 6 лет назад +49

      "When the high wall appeared, they weren't sending their best. They're bringing death, they're bringing crime, they're hollow"

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 6 лет назад +19

      Make Lothric great again!

    • @Sin526
      @Sin526 6 лет назад +11

      @@solitudeau8188 "And some... I assume, are good undead

  • @EminentLine
    @EminentLine 7 лет назад +2005

    Life has many doors, Ed-boy.

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 7 лет назад +1652

    It was only a matter of time.
    The Walls rise again.

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1 4 года назад +899

    This may sound insane, but this is my comfort video. I come back to it everytime I have a bad day.

    • @aeromorphenjoyer7102
      @aeromorphenjoyer7102 4 года назад +35

      You are not alone, duh

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +11

      My comfort video in college was Emarrel's video where he summons white phantoms in DS1 on his NG+8 SL1 character. That was an amazing video. Link: ruclips.net/video/ATvBYudDmY4/видео.html

    • @nunyabusiness168
      @nunyabusiness168 4 года назад +1

      Pathing wrong with liking doors

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting 4 года назад +1

      Mines The State of Movement Shooters by FUnke

    • @maaren3150
      @maaren3150 4 года назад +2

      It doesn't sound insane trust me

  • @thekingofcardboard
    @thekingofcardboard 6 лет назад +2656

    I hope this is the first thing aliens see of our civilisation.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 лет назад +46

      Aliens: "WTF?!"

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 5 лет назад +45

      Im afraid someone rick rolled them instead.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +47

      "And as you can see, high council, these humans we found are idiots. Advanced enough to make computers, but idiots."

    • @redoctober3777
      @redoctober3777 5 лет назад +33

      "Lets invade them, they seem simple enou...mistake MISTAKE"
      *FUNK INTESIFIES*

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 лет назад +25

      Riesenfriese False. Seeing this they would know we surpassed them long ago and bend a knee to our superior Door based culture, knowing that it is only right and natural to marvel at our grandeur.

  • @OfficeThug
    @OfficeThug 7 лет назад +354

    It's like, they looked at all the stupid shit we were doing in DS2, you know, the stuff they nerfed, and From Soft just said "You know what? Fuck It, put it all back in the new game, and make it even more stupid fun".

    • @marvibun
      @marvibun 7 лет назад +10

      'cept that you can't have fun in DS3 PVP, even when i try doing stupid fun builds i get abused with Estoc and other stuff.

    • @awarmmilkandcookies
      @awarmmilkandcookies 7 лет назад +35

      Yup, that's why DS2 was so great. People bash it a lot but it really gave us some dope ass content

  • @summersasquatch
    @summersasquatch 7 лет назад +473

    I like how they added a shield that is weak to fire in a dlc where literally every weapon does fire damage

    • @Arabyss
      @Arabyss 7 лет назад +15

      hyperham51197 you know what it sword art r2 is freaking insane it can block everything even fire and the op angel too

    • @Arabyss
      @Arabyss 7 лет назад +9

      and nearly no dmg

    • @SS2LP
      @SS2LP 7 лет назад +18

      Real men use both at the same time.

    • @summersasquatch
      @summersasquatch 7 лет назад

      Оксана Цветкова fuck outta here with that bullshit

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 2 года назад +34

    The guy who just fell to his knees in despair when the 3 naked door men slowly approached him sent me into orbit

  • @beestripes0306
    @beestripes0306 7 лет назад +1326

    Lmao that Vaati cameo tho

    • @Typanion
      @Typanion 7 лет назад +2

      What is the time on video where he shows up?

    • @ahadzeb1142
      @ahadzeb1142 7 лет назад +4

      BeeStripes 030 Where?

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 7 лет назад +12

      Typanion 2:00

    • @beestripes0306
      @beestripes0306 7 лет назад +12

      Ahad Zeb 2:00

    • @khuzang
      @khuzang 7 лет назад +64

      "Welcome to the Ringed City"

  • @IronPineapple
    @IronPineapple  7 лет назад +4158

    door my life up fam

    • @onyxmyhrildragon7288
      @onyxmyhrildragon7288 7 лет назад +3

      YUSH!!!!!

    • @dankbeard543
      @dankbeard543 7 лет назад +6

      Iron Pineapple I've been waiting for this

    • @elfriedexd7195
      @elfriedexd7195 7 лет назад +4

      See? Daddy Pineapple upload

    • @sendai6694
      @sendai6694 7 лет назад +2

      Iron Pineapple i lovd you

    • @thechromeeagle818
      @thechromeeagle818 7 лет назад +2

      Iron Pineapple What are you, a shitty Havel the Rock fanboy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry😢😢😢

  • @RubberMango
    @RubberMango 6 лет назад +1784

    Hey so I just found you and we have essentially opposite names. Nice.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 лет назад +906

    Heroes have swords.
    Legends have spears.
    But Gods,...
    *Gods have doors*

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 5 лет назад +22

      God slayers have walls

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 5 лет назад +11

      @@Friendlybot9000 and Demon Slayers have mountains... lol

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 лет назад +15

      HEAVEN'S DOORS

    • @NateThe_Great24
      @NateThe_Great24 5 лет назад +13

      How am I the first person to say God Of Door?

    • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
      @user-eh2jk6mf9s 5 лет назад +4

      I don't understand. Why doesn't this comment have more likes?!

  • @starlane4372
    @starlane4372 7 лет назад +583

    "The path is closed."

    • @ironalex28
      @ironalex28 7 лет назад

      I member that from somewhere

    • @SpieleteufelLP
      @SpieleteufelLP 7 лет назад

      Overwatch, when symmetras teleporter gets destroyed.

    • @GameWinner5
      @GameWinner5 7 лет назад

      Alex of Yharnam symmetra when her teleporter gets destroyed

    • @DMON337
      @DMON337 7 лет назад +3

      OMG IT'S KICKBOXING BANANA
      why aren't you helping Throthgar with the DLC?

    • @myoldvan119
      @myoldvan119 7 лет назад +7

      "The way is shut.."

  • @DeadMeat2208
    @DeadMeat2208 7 лет назад +191

    this could easily be an official boss in their next game
    Door King, Lord of the Hinged Barrier.

    • @WSilvermane
      @WSilvermane 7 лет назад +1

      You fucking think Bloodborne will have shields?

    • @gnnniii1
      @gnnniii1 2 года назад +2

      @@WSilvermane Bloodborne eh?

  • @boinkmaster9000
    @boinkmaster9000 7 лет назад +574

    Ladies and gentlemen, THE DOORS.

    • @dmtha3rd
      @dmtha3rd 5 лет назад

      Underrated comment

  • @kahunakool2155
    @kahunakool2155 5 лет назад +296

    Could you imagine having a boss fight and it's just 3 heavies with door shields?

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +796

    I had a D&D character once by the name of Creggith Crag-Closer. One day, while the party (composed primarily of Chaotic Neutrals and Neutral Evils) was adventuring in an old castle, we came across an object we would all come to know and love as The Mighty Door. It was a plain, yet sturdy reinforced wooden door. We spent something like fifteen rounds just doing strength checks to force it open before the Chaotic Good barbarian stepped in and it finally opened, snapping off its hinges as he charged it. The Mighty Door itself was unscathed.
    Creggith saw this door withstand a minute-and-a-half long onslaught of a pair of Gruumsh clerics, a very befuddled samurai, and one increasingly furious fighter trying to break it, yet it was unharmed. Obviously, this was a powerful magical artifact. So Creggith claimed it, stuck it into a portable hole, and maintained it would be the front door to his mansion. Until then, Creggith would carry the Mighty Door on his back, to use as quick improvised cover should the need arise. That door lasted until one of the players (the only Lawful Good) turned antipaladin and ruined the game, at which point I quit that group.
    I have a homebrew magical item to represent the power of the Door, though each is but a pale imitation of the true article. None can replace the Mighty Door. None can overcome its steadfast resolve, for though the blade can slash, and the hammer can crush, and the spear can pierce, the Door shall always withstand.
    edit: I'm considering adding an artifact/intelligent version of the Mighty Door. If so, it's probably going to be the Gate of Hell. "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here" and all.

    • @trenixjetix
      @trenixjetix 7 лет назад +16

      best comment

    • @erebostenebris3954
      @erebostenebris3954 7 лет назад +37

      Just one quick comment, it says "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" over the gates of hell, not every hope.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +26

      Erebos Tenebris
      I know, but I heard one translation from Italian where it was "abandon every hope", and I thought it sounded better. To me, it implies that you go through all of them and discard them one-by-one.

    • @Bukapikir
      @Bukapikir 7 лет назад +17

      nice pasta /tg/

    • @thewhiskey584
      @thewhiskey584 7 лет назад +1

      Egalitariat I can't read

  • @Stargale
    @Stargale 7 лет назад +173

    Well, you know what they say...
    When one door closes, another one opens...

  • @whayes3701
    @whayes3701 7 лет назад +1327

    *adds dual greatshields and dual greatswords
    *doesn't add "well, what is it?" or "shrug" gestures
    okay From

    • @Hjarrun
      @Hjarrun 7 лет назад +44

      W Hayes sounds like you haven't found em yet.

    • @clairewhitley
      @clairewhitley 7 лет назад +2

      RAPTUREWEREWOLF Liar

    • @KaedeLanyo
      @KaedeLanyo 7 лет назад +88

      I'm mostly sad about the lack of "look skyward".

    • @clairewhitley
      @clairewhitley 7 лет назад

      KaedeLanyo rapture lies

    • @joekewl7539
      @joekewl7539 7 лет назад +132

      -Adds grody face mask
      -Doesn't add Mask of the Father
      Why spend the fuckin money

  • @IsaacWhispers
    @IsaacWhispers 5 лет назад +494

    Lmao we're way cool for this dude
    *Now hold on...*
    That made me laugh way harder then it should have haha

  • @billionsmustfight
    @billionsmustfight 7 лет назад +347

    "Hey boss, I have a great idea for a new weapon for the upcoming DLC! I was thinking of a sw-"
    *Swords? Axes? Spears? Hammers? Bagh, we need something out of the ordinary.*
    "Well, I went to this castle place a few days ago with my kids and-"
    *I got the PERFECT idea..! Doors.*
    "Doors? Just... doors?"
    *Yes, doors. Big, wooden doors. They're gonna act like shields AND as weapon.*
    "So... doors? Big, reinforced wooden doors? That's it? Because my sword can use thi-"
    *Fuck swords! Fuck all them weapons! Just give them a couple of doors.*

  • @Aki145
    @Aki145 7 лет назад +138

    Bringing "slaming the door on people's faces" to a whole other level.

  • @danikisikan9821
    @danikisikan9821 3 года назад +73

    The amount of masculinity I just witnessed made me question my sexuality. Then I realized the answer is yes

  • @epicdemic777
    @epicdemic777 7 лет назад +503

    Top 10 Scariest Gangs In The World

    • @HazziTheHyena
      @HazziTheHyena 5 лет назад +14

      If this gang isnt number one on your watch mojo vid I'm coming for your family

    • @bingchilling3713
      @bingchilling3713 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao legit

    • @METAL4K-UK
      @METAL4K-UK 5 лет назад

      Not when Firestorm will blasts them around the room.

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 7 лет назад +86

    i fucking love the end where Yung looks away and back to you like "I promise it wasn't me this time"

  • @AfroBuff
    @AfroBuff 7 лет назад +273

    The slowed down Thwomp sound effect killed me lol

  • @blew4200
    @blew4200 5 лет назад +46

    The music just makes it..so much more enjoyable..thank you for this masterpiece

  • @weirdbuginthenighttime
    @weirdbuginthenighttime 7 лет назад +331

    If you're not subbed to pineapple yet, there's the door

  • @MichaelBoumanPegasus4x4
    @MichaelBoumanPegasus4x4 7 лет назад +141

    "Dark spirit Gotye has died"
    Well, Now I guess he's just somebody that you used to know.

    • @gilpita
      @gilpita 7 лет назад +9

      Michael Bouman lol i'm late but good shit man

  • @harlee4052
    @harlee4052 7 лет назад +44

    Knowing this is more viable than my pyromancer build embarrasses me.

  • @matthewhughes1950
    @matthewhughes1950 2 года назад +25

    5 years later this is still a joy to watch

  • @RexorInvicta
    @RexorInvicta 7 лет назад +450

    Hodor likes this video.

  • @LIBERTYorD34TH
    @LIBERTYorD34TH 6 лет назад +309

    Did a giant door build for arena pvp at sl 150, never had more fun in my life.....90% of players have no clue how to defend against it.... Be prepared to be getting some hate mail though.

    • @Spooky711B
      @Spooky711B 4 года назад

      got the build?

    • @LIBERTYorD34TH
      @LIBERTYorD34TH 4 года назад +22

      @@Spooky711B depends on what SL your going for, but at 120, go with whatever vigor and vit your cool with(i usually go 30 vig 25 vit) but the key is to have at least 40 str(the more the merrier) and most importantly, this build depends mostly on endurance(40 minimum) as your going to shield tank through everything, the only thing that gets through is very minor elemental chip damage. BEWARE OF BACKSTABS, its the only weakness, be patient, its very timing dependent (for getting off good attacks) turtle up and wait for them to attack, when they are mid animation hit them with the WA, mix it up and use timing and spacing, also keep a secondary weapon ready(heavy straightsword to really pull off the complete cancer build)just incase you get matched with a caster. Play around with it. at the time I got into using it there were no "build guides" or even "weapon guides" for using the doors, just a hilarious trolling montage by fighterPL if im not mistaken.....tons of fun.

    • @Spooky711B
      @Spooky711B 4 года назад +1

      @@LIBERTYorD34TH Dope, thanks!

    • @simonconagher6921
      @simonconagher6921 4 года назад +1

      I found a way on sl 52

  • @Velkan1396
    @Velkan1396 7 лет назад +65

    3:40 in that moment you need the shrug gesture

  • @TechnoMasterBoy
    @TechnoMasterBoy 5 лет назад +107

    We need a sequel to this. Giant Door Squad 2.

  • @MaxixamRoblox
    @MaxixamRoblox 7 лет назад +301

    *Gives me conniptions*

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 5 лет назад +1

      Maxim Cossette-Patry
      *We’re not fit to lick their boots*

  • @joeychill4364
    @joeychill4364 5 лет назад +168

    aww that's cute ya let the one guy play. Prob the best time he's had.

  • @98_sam_
    @98_sam_ 7 лет назад +243

    *blocks your path*

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 7 лет назад +53

      Nicholas Longinsky Nothing personel kid.

    • @wilhelmthegreat
      @wilhelmthegreat 7 лет назад +7

      nothing personnel*

    • @FlipJanson
      @FlipJanson 7 лет назад

      nothing personal** ?

    • @Makingthebullet
      @Makingthebullet 7 лет назад +5

      Oh you sweet summer child.
      Google ColdSteel the Hedgeheg. Yes. Hedgeheg.

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom 5 лет назад +36

    1:33
    Asserting dominance with the boys

  • @blackice2142
    @blackice2142 7 лет назад +65

    " taps B " best fucking bit lol

  • @stupid9830
    @stupid9830 5 лет назад +99

    _Door Souls 3™_

  • @forestgumping4141
    @forestgumping4141 7 лет назад +201

    0:48 for honor in a nutshell

    • @noregrets92
      @noregrets92 7 лет назад +55

      Wow!
      Wow!
      Wow!

    • @osaid98
      @osaid98 7 лет назад +42

      Rayon
      Sorry
      Sorry
      Sorry

    • @Plainofices
      @Plainofices 7 лет назад +3

      osaid98
      good fight!
      good fight!
      good fight!

    • @ghboy100
      @ghboy100 7 лет назад +2

      Sirwhite Alotlol
      group up!
      group up!
      group up!

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson 7 лет назад +1

      blackliceball101
      Nice Shot!
      Nice Shot!
      Nice Shot!
      Ugh wrong meta...

  • @sussypigeonbaka
    @sussypigeonbaka 5 лет назад +30

    I love how you just teamed up with the other door guys

  • @OHG_Fawx
    @OHG_Fawx 7 лет назад +51

    lmao when the 3rd guy squads up

  • @dannykai3035
    @dannykai3035 5 лет назад +108

    The shields do more damage than my sword

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад +2

      i would look for a refund

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 3 года назад +1

      @@thanquolrattenherz9665 funniest part is that the doors consume fp to use their special abilities
      But if you have 0 fp the mega defense mode works identically and the rush attack drops from 300 damage to 200 on a standard infusion plus 8
      So yeah just imagine putting fire blessed or heavy on this
      Fire could lower your weakness so pyromancer don’t laugh
      Blessed lowers defense by like 2 and lowers damage by under 100 on a min requirement build and heavy boost the balls outta the damage to the point where despite still being in the soft ap the weapon acts like an actual weapon lol

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад

      @@markmcgehee3864 i wonder how they came up with the idea for this shieldweapon.

  • @headhunter306
    @headhunter306 5 лет назад +45

    When you three were lined up doing the same animation I was dying 😂

  • @Onebigcod
    @Onebigcod 6 месяцев назад +2

    I don't care how old this is, I am so glad yt recommend this to me.

  • @jordansmith8557
    @jordansmith8557 7 лет назад +715

    how did they get there characters so buff my character looks like a pre pubescent teen.

    • @steoff
      @steoff 7 лет назад +620

      You gotta lift hard with some fuckin doors

    • @scrufflesde-brickashaw333
      @scrufflesde-brickashaw333 7 лет назад +160

      Mods and 10 ton doors my man

    • @bitlord6710
      @bitlord6710 6 лет назад +93

      Do you even door?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 6 лет назад +58

      +99 strength my man

    • @Caliell
      @Caliell 5 лет назад +3

      Steroids.... and lifting doors of course

  • @ttoumsgaming2814
    @ttoumsgaming2814 2 года назад +3

    Oh man! This is still one of my all time favourite videos of Dark Souls III. The music and the edit is just, ON POINT!

  • @jexli
    @jexli 7 лет назад +145

    2:00 VAATIVIDYA DETECTED

  • @Venim85
    @Venim85 4 года назад +22

    Hodor would be proud to see this. Such door holding skills.

    • @t0lg410
      @t0lg410 4 года назад +1

      nice one

  • @MeatTown
    @MeatTown 7 лет назад +52

    It was only a matter of time...

  • @chain_dive
    @chain_dive 7 лет назад +157

    Hold the door!!!

    • @GettoHama
      @GettoHama 7 лет назад

      Shadowanroid stop

    • @smtmonke
      @smtmonke 7 лет назад

      Hammer Time!

    • @berrybenson8636
      @berrybenson8636 7 лет назад

      Shadowanroid too soon

    • @pigroachman8712
      @pigroachman8712 6 лет назад

      I remember making a Hodor Twink build as soon as I found this weapon. It was OPAF.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 лет назад

      Hold my beer, I've got a door to hold.

  • @kerry7932
    @kerry7932 5 лет назад +13

    Just wanted to compliment Mr. Pineapple's choice and use of music in all of his videos. Sophisticated, humorous, lush, perfect editing, apt. Great stuff.

    • @dashreznicek8336
      @dashreznicek8336 2 года назад

      What’s the music name?

    • @s4rcelle
      @s4rcelle Год назад

      @@dashreznicek8336 not sure if you ever got the answer but it's "Wrap it" by Rollomatik

  • @devilbowser253
    @devilbowser253 4 года назад +30

    As a wise man once said
    "I AM THE DEFENSE"

    • @Asta_The_Necromancer
      @Asta_The_Necromancer 3 года назад +1

      Lazy what kind of defense is this?

    • @scrizzl05
      @scrizzl05 3 года назад

      @@Asta_The_Necromancer I AM THE DEFENSE!!!

  • @thegingergrasshopper3908
    @thegingergrasshopper3908 5 лет назад +33

    I know this is old but this is disturbingly satisfying to watch.

  • @51rwyatt
    @51rwyatt Год назад +4

    It's been years and in terms of game comedy videos, I come back to this one. It sticks in the mind.

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 7 лет назад +19

    This song is too funky to handle

  • @arturarruda8151
    @arturarruda8151 Год назад +2

    I actually searched the giant door videos from dark souls 3 that made me laugh so much again midway through. This is funny af 😂

  • @matthewhare8443
    @matthewhare8443 7 лет назад +17

    they all come a knockin, but they allways get a rockin

  • @fuzzmountain7583
    @fuzzmountain7583 7 лет назад +9

    Outstanding.
    I can't believe I have neglected this weapon for so long. I'm +5ing it ASAP.

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 7 лет назад +30

    It's bad when you invade a naked man using doors as weapons, but it's even worse when that naked person is IronPineapple...

  • @jamespotter1436
    @jamespotter1436 2 года назад +2

    You see this RUclips?
    Now THIS is quality content

  • @absoutezeo2126
    @absoutezeo2126 7 лет назад +157

    Wait, if they guard break you then riposte, does that count as breaking and entering?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 лет назад +34

      What about Breaching and Clearing?

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +3

      Breaching and clearing would be breaking their guard, then pyromancy or sorcery.

  • @GigaChad-kg4yo
    @GigaChad-kg4yo 7 лет назад +16

    "You are safe behind Braum."

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 лет назад

      (!!)>....... :)//........

  • @JustHorse
    @JustHorse 7 лет назад +83

    Yay, New DS III video!
    That was very impressed dlc compared to first one.

    • @Raxen95
      @Raxen95 7 лет назад

      +Fading Walnut I had to concentrate so much and go fucking tryhard for Midir. You make one fuck up and you're done kiddo.

    • @fadingwalnut6132
      @fadingwalnut6132 7 лет назад +1

      Raxen95 His health bar just took so long and every attack of his does so much damage. I think he took me just about an hour of attempts.

  • @wyattmorelock5832
    @wyattmorelock5832 3 года назад +2

    this is one of the best things I've seen in a long time!

  • @martinrudolph5938
    @martinrudolph5938 7 лет назад +178

    How does he make his character look buffier??? I wanna do an Angry Naked Man as a new character

    • @Navy735
      @Navy735 7 лет назад +21

      Martin Rudolph it is under physique

    • @tsohgallik
      @tsohgallik 6 лет назад +25

      Did you ever make a fat muscle guy? Our dream Man Physique comes true in these games. No more squatting and benching.

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 6 лет назад +12

      +99 stength bro

    • @SirLoLo
      @SirLoLo 5 лет назад

      Mods?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад

      Wish they let you make girls buff too. Or at least curvier.

  • @mikey1227
    @mikey1227 5 лет назад +4

    This is the funniest dark souls video I’ve seen in a while. Great content you deserve a sub my man

  • @KidCannabinoid
    @KidCannabinoid 4 года назад +13

    I've never laughed at Dark Souls so hard in my entire life thanks

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 Год назад +2

    God I really wish I had picked up dark souls way way earlier than I did. Watching these old PvP compilations makes me realize just how much I’ve missed

  • @KidMangaX
    @KidMangaX 7 лет назад +26

    I lost it when you played the whomp noise.

  • @OshIkki_
    @OshIkki_ 4 года назад +7

    1:36 , look at that guy, he felt hopeless

  • @TheDreadedAssassin
    @TheDreadedAssassin 7 лет назад +50

    The mighty double door art _hinges_ on both wielders being able to _handle_ the the flimsy _frames_ of human beings and making _openings_ for one another so the enemy is _locked_ down, that is the only way to _close_ the deal using doors, once the fierce Double Door style _latches_ onto you, you're as dead as a _door_ _nail_.
    ~Not sorry for being a *knob* head. *Ring-a-Ding-Ding Baby*.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 6 лет назад

      TheDreadedAssassin You knocked those puns out of the park

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 6 лет назад

      This made me laugh more than I'm willing to admit.

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 6 лет назад

      That...that was beautiful....brings a tear to my eye and warms my heart.

  • @Borkomora
    @Borkomora 2 года назад +1

    3:43 the single frame rotation of a players entire model will always be an iconic staple of the souls games lmao

  • @byonixen
    @byonixen 2 года назад +3

    happy giant door squad 5 year anniversary

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 лет назад +13

    people need to understand doors were never meant to be in houses.
    doors are the best doomsday device ever created

  • @Gandorhar
    @Gandorhar 6 лет назад +5

    Damn this video is hilarious :D together with the music and sounds it just kills me xD GREAT ONE MAY THE DOORS BE WITH YOU!

  • @Nazunas43
    @Nazunas43 2 года назад +1

    One of my favorite videos on the Planet

  • @StarkDerps
    @StarkDerps 2 года назад +3

    Almost 4 yrs ago, still the best DS3 video i ever seen

  • @richard8670
    @richard8670 7 лет назад +33

    [2-4] people using [weapon] against invaders
    Yep, it's an iron pineapple video

  • @fnafking4154
    @fnafking4154 4 года назад +12

    This is so fricking stupid, I love it, the only thing missing is a Pillar Men’s theme song

    • @hippohams
      @hippohams 3 года назад +1

      Probably couldn't due to copyright concerns.
      The funky beat fits so perfectly, though.

  • @anaguma90
    @anaguma90 2 года назад +2

    Imagine being the dev that had this idea and got it implemented. This vid would bring a tear of joy to my eye.

  • @CSTC00000
    @CSTC00000 7 лет назад +531

    Why are they built like JoJo characters

    • @cristianbernal8009
      @cristianbernal8009 7 лет назад +78

      Kekles only way to carry the doors to Valhalla fam.

    • @alessandrobenadia6008
      @alessandrobenadia6008 7 лет назад +96

      ZA WARUDOOR

    • @CaptainHandsome
      @CaptainHandsome 7 лет назад +159

      Did you know that Hirohiko Araki invented muscular male physiques? Gyms are actually a jojo reference and any adult male with muscles in media is a direct allusion to the manga

    • @CSTC00000
      @CSTC00000 7 лет назад +17

      oh yeah obviously

    • @sod0m
      @sod0m 7 лет назад +27

      Excuse me! I believe the word you're looking for is "THICC"