I'm an Oregonian and this is painfully accurate, the only thing that's missing is giant unkempt beards or some kind of old timey douchey waxed mustache.
Mark Amarok Don’t forget the homeless! It’s so great that there is more protection for a homeless dude living on the sidewalk than there are for people who aren’t homeless. But it’s beautiful and Oregon is what is special not Portland
LillyAnne DeSemple life long Oregonian Portlander for 15 years. Hipster culture is absolutely horrible. It is nothing but rich Gen Xers in the professional class who can afford not to mature out of the Alternative Rock glory days. Affluent progressives are worse then the evangelicals they gentrified Portland to escape
So true!!!🤣 Lived in PDX for over 20 yrs - I laughed hysterically cause I know every one of these types! Now I'm in Eugene - I'd love to see what he would do w/ the material he would gleem from this town!!!🤣😂🤣😂
Born and raised in Portland, and this is way too accurate! All of these hipsters protest all day and then retreat to their $2000 a mont studio apartment in the pearl, or a 4 bedroom house shared with 10 other people. So glad I'm moving in 2 weeks.
I moved in April to Vancouver, it’s not as bad but instead of a pub or tattoo parlor on every corner it’s a church!! I’m sorry I missed John while he was in town! So cool he came!
I went to the Art Institute of Portland and studied apparel, lived in the pearl district for a number of years dated a bunch of hipsters and have been friends with a lot of them and I'll tell you what this is so accurate.
We visited Portland two weeks ago and we couldn’t tell apart homeless people from hipsters from afar. We thought it was ridiculous to admit but accurate 🤷♀️ Counterculture has reached a paradox
@@JustYourAverageGirl2002 also, it's not even free. Classes themselves are. You still pay for books and living. Not to mention, those countries are smaller, therefore it's easier to accomplish. Also, believe me, plenty of hipsters have student loans. I really like John's comedy, especially when he parodies church stuff, but the politics gets overboard. Also, Dan Cathy is dead, Chick Filet A isn't religious anymore, so shut the fuck up.
@@fangfuckthegreat6876 huh? I never said anything Chick Filet??? And nothing is truly free. Everythint has a cost. And if the government is offering something free to you, you should be running screaming in the opposite direction. That is the long and short end of the stick.
@@JustYourAverageGirl2002 Again, it's how our government is set up. Some European countries are even taxed the same either. Like Scandinavian countries have their own systems all together. Oh and I meant to ate someone else with the chick Fil a thing, it got lost in the thread. I appreciate public school as apart of taxation.
@@fangfuckthegreat6876 Depends. I don't always appreciate when my taxes go to public schools because plenty of them are poorly run and people get away with that.
The reality is that only a fraction of that 65% actually votes but they have the sympathetic local government under their thumb because of the Neo-Makhnovist trash (Antifa) throwing shit fits in the street. VOTE WHEELER OUT! 🤡
Uhhhh Daniel brown sorry to be that guy but I never said any of that? I just said it was a highlight of the video. You made up all that other shit. I just think it's funny hipsters always have iPhones. So take your psychobabble judgement and give it to a more specific comment. I just said it was a highlight lol. Nothing about correctly criticising the evils of corporate America through brand ownership. Enjoy youtube
Sadly I'm stuck in this city for now but he hit the true realities of people here. TRUST ME. This is no over exaggeration. That was pure accuracy. Well done.
Breflections correct. Thank you lmao. This is such a small segment of the population and even then it’s just an exaggeration. Most the people I know think this is weird haha
@@chicken_punk_pie I would call all of Europe and North America a postmodern travesty, especially the left-leaning areas like Portland that have completely bought into the indoctrination.
Smokey Panda yep I live in Felony Flats and the “nicest” parts of that area are full of closed down discount stores that homeless people do heroin behind of
DeputyAndy1 exactly i don’t know why people try and sugarcoat Portland so much if they actually came here they would realize it’s nothing like they say in videos or on tv
LMAO. Wow, lived in the Willamette Valley for 16 years. And this is awesome. Thanks you two for explaining decades of a terrible social niche into a couple of minutes.
I live in portland and this is pretty accurate 😂 I would have loved to see you guys on the street but prob would have thought you were just ordinary hipsters! Almond milking demo so true!
Diana, my friends in Atlanta ask me what there is to do in Portland. I say I have no idea. When I go visit my family (they are just across the river in WA) I avoid going to Portland.
The family dog would watch the cats eating. And the family did feed the dog his own food but he quit eating it. This is when the family started feeding the dog cat food so he would not starve. The dog really liked the cats and he became their big brother.
They rolled out the scooters while I was living there and tbh I was shook. I’m from the Midwest and genuinely no one in Portland should be able to drive.
They probably didnt even pay attention to the ground beneath them and the countless number of insects that may have been slaughtered by their carelessness.
Nate Kankelfitz the inconsiderate actions in this video were WAY too high for my liking. im going to need a mental wellness day and a venti carmel macchiato
I picked up a vintage bicycle in Portland a few weeks ago from one of these hipsters and this is the way he acted. Nice guy but man what a hipster dufuss.
Yes the craft beer thing! Love the hipster beer-snobbery over the most obscure beers they can find that they selfishly have to deny actually suck but the can’t admit it or they’ll lose face. I hate beer snobs.
@@aidanking4628 a true story my username is interview on here for a reason I used to interview various people in the Christian Universe back when I was doing that as a side and I interview John branyan I interviewed Stacy Petersonand I interview John branyan I interviewed Stacy Pederson, Chris Yates people of that ilk. And I tell you what, I hate to be vulgar but Bob is the nicest guy you'll meet, but just unbearable to talk to. Fucking aye. Like he tries to throw little punch lines out through conversation I guess just to reinstate the idea that he's a comedian and it's so forced and it really becomes uncomfortable like he just doesn't know how to conduct a natural conversation with people he always feels like he has to be in Bob mode and really, nobody follows him on Twitter he's not verified on Instagram or Twitter or any social media and if you Google his name Google actually confuses him with somebody else.
@@aidanking4628 Yeah, they did a gig out here in Omaha one time and literally the crowd members were texting on their cellphones while he was up on stage
So perfect. As a Portland hipster the single only thing that was off for me is the fact that I would never EVER walk barefoot on our grass. Needle to the foot no thanks. But yes!! Construction is Destruction!!!!
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I'm an Oregonian and this is painfully accurate, the only thing that's missing is giant unkempt beards or some kind of old timey douchey waxed mustache.
Those mustaches with the curlicue ends. Ugh, hork.
Full Blooded American Mutt Yes yes yes yes
@Full Blooded American Mutt YES but don't worry--if you lived here in Portland you'd grow to find it tedious :-)
Mark Amarok and the irrelevant sleeves 😂😂
Mark Amarok Don’t forget the homeless! It’s so great that there is more protection for a homeless dude living on the sidewalk than there are for people who aren’t homeless. But it’s beautiful and Oregon is what is special not Portland
As a Portland born and raised person, I am both simultaneously amused and offended. That is how you know someone is a good comedian.
LillyAnne DeSemple HAHAHHA SO TRUE
LillyAnne DeSemple life long Oregonian Portlander for 15 years. Hipster culture is absolutely horrible. It is nothing but rich
Gen Xers in the professional class who can afford not to mature out of the Alternative Rock glory days. Affluent progressives are worse then the evangelicals they gentrified Portland to escape
_I was literally gonna say that_ wot
Best description ever! Lol
LillyAnne DeSemple sameee hahaha
"I just wish I could live in a Mason jar."
When John wiped his mouth with the leaf, I lost it in my office 😂
Right? Trying to watch his video on the down low is hard🤣
I didn’t even realise until you pointed it out 😂
Me too!! That leaf got me! Watch it become a thing soon... I literally LOL at work!
I've seen you comment at P+M channel; Hey Tabby! 😀
That lead did me in to!
This isn't a parody, this is just basically a short documentary.
So true!!!🤣 Lived in PDX for over 20 yrs - I laughed hysterically cause I know every one of these types! Now I'm in Eugene - I'd love to see what he would do w/ the material he would gleem from this town!!!🤣😂🤣😂
Ramibu 2 I think you meant glean ?
@@MercedesBR4 yes
Indeed
😂😂😂 I'm never going to Portland 💯
“I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂
Literally the one line that got me to subscribe 🤣
Best!
You beat me to it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I give it a thumbs up for that alone
you mis heard him he said " i just go to the rooster and suckle his bean"
I'm reading a blog about the evils of corporate America... Is that the new iPhone... Yeah it's incredible.
Philip George 😂
The irony😂😂
This statement is every hipster
Ahh, delicious irony ;)
I live in Portland and omg!! It is truer than you think
Doitsumania Portland Oregon?😂
No it's not. Stop kidding yourself.
“I don’t drink coffee anymore it’s too mainstream, I just go to the roaster and suckle the beans” 😂💀
I freaking died of laughter 😂😂
Should've been Matcha tea lattes with oat milk.
😂😂😂
Born and raised in Portland, and this is way too accurate! All of these hipsters protest all day and then retreat to their $2000 a mont studio apartment in the pearl, or a 4 bedroom house shared with 10 other people. So glad I'm moving in 2 weeks.
I moved in April to Vancouver, it’s not as bad but instead of a pub or tattoo parlor on every corner it’s a church!! I’m sorry I missed John while he was in town! So cool he came!
10 other people??? Really? It's more like 6
@@alexanderpadillas4323 Vancouver Washington? Because that's CERTAINLY not British Columbia
What is British Columbia?
I went to the Art Institute of Portland and studied apparel, lived in the pearl district for a number of years dated a bunch of hipsters and have been friends with a lot of them and I'll tell you what this is so accurate.
In Portland the nicest dressed people are homeless.
Lol true. Whenever my kids think they're not dressed up enough to go out I'm like, Guys! Its Portland!
I googled that just for shits and giggles, but holy hell is it true!
We visited Portland two weeks ago and we couldn’t tell apart homeless people from hipsters from afar. We thought it was ridiculous to admit but accurate 🤷♀️
Counterculture has reached a paradox
So true
The homeless in San Diego were dressed as normal people as well. Is it a West coast thing or do they get superb clothing vouchers?
I eat Dunkin donuts, but, like, ironically.
I didn't understand that... Somebody help?
I think it's cuz Dunkin is mainstream but if you eat it knowing tht, the action would be ironic cuz there's no way tht a hipster would do it
There isn't even DD in Oregon...
Dunkin donuts is utter poo, they get by on their name alone.
All the Dunkin Donuts went local years ago - they’re now Sesame Donuts.
I've lived in Portland all my life, and I can say this is 100% accurate. You couldn't have nailed it more. 🤣
E.M. Bixsby me too!!
Same! Born in Salem in 90. Moved to Hillsboro in 94. Grew up all over the metro area, both sides of the river.
@@paigeolfert3382 Nice! I've only lived on one side of the river, but boy I've been in downtown Portland plenty of times
@@e.m.bixsby3387 xD yeah, I've been homeless in downtown. That shit sux.
I live in Portland and my parents got married in voodoo donuts
"Construction is destruction" LOL Meanwhile in Starbucks...
0:09 "Remember the turtles"
1:28 Totally forgot about the turtles 😂🤣
“We should go to college...”
“Yeah, but let’s wait til Burnie makes it free.”
Hahahahaha every hipster lol😂😂
@@kixmix2450 It's also not actually free. Everyone is paying for it in taxes.
@@JustYourAverageGirl2002 also, it's not even free. Classes themselves are. You still pay for books and living. Not to mention, those countries are smaller, therefore it's easier to accomplish.
Also, believe me, plenty of hipsters have student loans. I really like John's comedy, especially when he parodies church stuff, but the politics gets overboard.
Also, Dan Cathy is dead, Chick Filet A isn't religious anymore, so shut the fuck up.
@@fangfuckthegreat6876 huh? I never said anything Chick Filet???
And nothing is truly free. Everythint has a cost. And if the government is offering something free to you, you should be running screaming in the opposite direction. That is the long and short end of the stick.
@@JustYourAverageGirl2002 Again, it's how our government is set up. Some European countries are even taxed the same either. Like Scandinavian countries have their own systems all together. Oh and I meant to ate someone else with the chick Fil a thing, it got lost in the thread.
I appreciate public school as apart of taxation.
@@fangfuckthegreat6876 Depends. I don't always appreciate when my taxes go to public schools because plenty of them are poorly run and people get away with that.
I actually live in Portland and I have to say...only 65% of the people are like that. But it is very accurate.
Only 65%!? That’s your socialist and communist population Zac! That’s a disgustingly, ridiculously high number
The reality is that only a fraction of that 65% actually votes but they have the sympathetic local government under their thumb because of the Neo-Makhnovist trash (Antifa) throwing shit fits in the street.
VOTE WHEELER OUT! 🤡
Geez and they want to prevent climate change? Hipster like that want me to do everything to make it come faster to kill off these hipsters.
'I was reading a blog on the evils of corporate America.....
'Hey is that the new iPhone?'
Omg yep XD
LOL...AND THEN...While drinking a Coke at a fast food place with a plastic straw! Hipster, short for hypocrite? LOL
Best line of the whole video.
Dude right?? Seriously the highlight of the video
Uhhhh Daniel brown sorry to be that guy but I never said any of that? I just said it was a highlight of the video. You made up all that other shit. I just think it's funny hipsters always have iPhones. So take your psychobabble judgement and give it to a more specific comment. I just said it was a highlight lol. Nothing about correctly criticising the evils of corporate America through brand ownership. Enjoy youtube
Yup. NAILED IT. Pretty sure that every Portlander has said it. Garbage unemployed elitists.
"I have a dog but he actually identifies as a cat." 👌🏾
I lost it when they started clapping for the bikers 😂
"Portland timbers is propaganda for deforestation" Lmao This Had Me DEAD.
ROFL that evils of capitalism into the new iphone was legend.
A few months ago I walked into a downtown book store and asked for "Art of the Deal" by President Donald J. Trump. haha They were not amused.
For good reason
Sadly I'm stuck in this city for now but he hit the true realities of people here. TRUST ME. This is no over exaggeration. That was pure accuracy. Well done.
Casey James Orr I was born and raised around the Seattle area. Went to Portland often. I now live in the Midwest and can attest this is 100% accurate.
@@kimintacoma I want to move away too. How do you like living in the Midwest?
fam you're wearing the same shirt John has on in the video. 😂
Casey James Orr I live close to Portland and honestly I love the city for the most part. There are people like this everywhere 😂
Breflections correct. Thank you lmao. This is such a small segment of the population and even then it’s just an exaggeration. Most the people I know think this is weird haha
Nailed it......hipsters are living and breathing contradictions of themselves
As a Portland native.
I approve this message.
Even if it’s offensive.
😂
That must be a miserable place to live- like the rest of this postmodern Western "Culture".
@@greglaprade7507 the vid is accurate, but i wouldn't call it miserable.
@@chicken_punk_pie I would call all of Europe and North America a postmodern travesty, especially the left-leaning areas like Portland that have completely bought into the indoctrination.
Melanie clearly a joke....
Jesus Christ is returning to save His followers. Repent now and choose Jesus before it's too late.
“Let’s wait til Bernie makes it free”... 😮
I conceal carry plastic straws now just in case.
Requires a permit in CA.
From my cold dead hands
You better have a permit for that.
It's too late to care about the turtles.
I stocked up on some of them plastic straws before they became contraband!
I live in Portland and this is too frickin accurate😂😂😂
Guess you don’t go east of 82nd much
@@timcombs2730 fr
DeputyAndy1 💀 fr I live by 82nd n foster and it is nothing like this
Smokey Panda yep I live in Felony Flats and the “nicest” parts of that area are full of closed down discount stores that homeless people do heroin behind of
DeputyAndy1 exactly i don’t know why people try and sugarcoat Portland so much if they actually came here they would realize it’s nothing like they say in videos or on tv
Almond milking demo 😂😂😂😂😂
Gotta work them almond teats.
@@MarkMcDaniel AKA nut milk bag.
That had me :D
LOL! I eat Dunkin Donuts, but like ironically.
I dont even know where any Dunkins are around here
Didnt see any DDs out there while visitin from Chicago lol
"I'm honestly thinking about not wearing shoes anymore." PREACH JOHN!!!🙌🙏
My favorite: "I have a dog but he identifies as a cat".
I live in Portland... This is 1000% accurate.
LMAO. Wow, lived in the Willamette Valley for 16 years. And this is awesome. Thanks you two for explaining decades of a terrible social niche into a couple of minutes.
I live in portland and this is pretty accurate 😂 I would have loved to see you guys on the street but prob would have thought you were just ordinary hipsters! Almond milking demo so true!
"I just wish I could live in a mason jar." Could be one of the best lines I've ever heard.
the vintage thrift store had me dying #hawthorne
Hey, remember when Buffalo Exchange wasn't so crowded? Yeah, me neither.
So true, I went into the Goodwill in Hawthorne and everything was so expensive!!
Born and raised Oregonian here! This is so accurate! Cracks menu every time!
I'm not the only one :3
Same, but never came across these people 🤷
Born in Portland, raised in Georgia and this is my perspective every time I visit😂
Diana Sanchez anchor baby or married to one?
Neither Mr. Nacho Libre
Diana, my friends in Atlanta ask me what there is to do in Portland. I say I have no idea. When I go visit my family (they are just across the river in WA) I avoid going to Portland.
As an Aussie who has no idea about Portland, I still found this hilarious. These people are out there, even in Australia. Stunny fuff!
I love the end statement
“Wait if everything in Portland is weird, it’s weird normal”
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I’ve lived in Portland 37 years and it’s getting worse!
It's immoral portland
I live near there and you two nailed it!!!! I avoid downtown Portland.
T Adams I live near here too and you are SUPER WRONG.. Not everyone around here is like this.
Avoid downtown Eugene tho machete neck choppers
I've lived in Portland my whole life and I can attest that this is both more accurate and way funnier than Portlandia
Portlandia is way too popular. I'm only into satirical takes on Portland from small RUclips channels these days.
*The* *Dog* *identifies* *as* *a* *Cat* lol 😂😂😂😂😂 how far this society had fallen!
I don't think that it's actually that bad there
The family dog would watch the cats eating. And the family did feed the dog his own food but he quit eating it. This is when the family started feeding the dog cat food so he would not starve.
The dog really liked the cats and he became their big brother.
Farm Alarm This tiny dog, my Aunt has eats cat food. He doesn’t like being outside.
That joke got me laughing soo hard omyyyy society is a joke
I want to laugh...but I'm afraid to. Because it's true.
as a portlandian, i find this actually drop dead hilarious
That leaf napkin 😂🍁
They rolled out the scooters while I was living there and tbh I was shook. I’m from the Midwest and genuinely no one in Portland should be able to drive.
When Jon uses the leaf as a napkin - 😂😂😂 ! 😁
1:53 I love how the background says "Keep Portland Weird".
Hypocrite! You used a plastic straw at 2:59. But you used a leaf as a napkin...I'll allow it. LOL
Erin Bower um...pretty sure the whole fast food restaurant scene was part of the mockery!
What if it was a reused straw?
@@unacceptablesisterpeter3431 ~ 🤯
1:29 :)
Erin he was using it ironically to like rub in the faces of consumerism culture... and point out... fuck I don’t know. Haha. Good catch.
"The evils of corporate America!" "Is that the new iPhone?" 😂
as a hipster, i just have to say this is way too mainstream. seriously, were you even thinking of the fish? gosh
They probably didnt even pay attention to the ground beneath them and the countless number of insects that may have been slaughtered by their carelessness.
Single cell organisms mindlessly inhaled.
Tsk
Nate Kankelfitz the inconsiderate actions in this video were WAY too high for my liking. im going to need a mental wellness day and a venti carmel macchiato
Sister Peter i cant even believe they would even BREATH and decease those single celled organisms
Gosh....?
Who tf says gosh, off the internet
When your city becomes to popular that making fun of it is a genre of comedy 🙄
ifeelnakey when your city becomes a joke that everyone gets. Seems like Portland has jumped the shark.
I sadly have to travel to Portland 3x a year. Your city is a laughing stock and your people are commies
Joe B. Sadly, Not wrong. Portland is the dumping ground for America’s upper middle class trash
@??? If being a loser consists of NOT being a communist, than I am the biggest loser there is. Go live in Venezuela or China you clown
I didn't choose the hipster life ....
Across the river everyone is like "Keep Vancouver normal!"
My day just got way better because I found out I can leave this place in one month instead of five!
Don't let the door hit you on the ass
What did you hate about living there aside from the hipsters, protesting, and sjw culture?
Todd Ellner people here like Todd is the reason I’m leaving this place because if you don’t like what they like, you’re racist
@@kramernickj1 truth bomb.....I leave so often, I'm not paying taxes here!!
Who forced you to come here? Did you know our borders are not guarded- you are more than welcome to go now!
“I have a dog, but he actually identifies as a cat.” Lol :3
OMG I was raised in Portland and this is SCARILY ACCURATE 🤣🤣🤣
I've never been to Portland but I assume this is 100% accurate
Grew up here around here. Yeah, painfully accurate.
Elora Maxwell very accurate :) raised there
it’s pretty close! -from portland and only tourists go to voodoo donuts
Elora Maxwell it is
101%
"Honestly this is a good start but these things need to be WIDER and GREENER" lol
"Was that a plastic straw? Remember the turtles, man."
After living here for 10 years....MOST ACCURATE THING
"I have a dog, but he actually identifies as a cat." That line killed me!
"I eat Dunkin' Donuts, but, like, ironically."
"I just wish I could live in a mason jar!" Oh my goodness 😂
I don't get it. What's the significance of a mason jar?
I picked up a vintage bicycle in Portland a few weeks ago from one of these hipsters and this is the way he acted. Nice guy but man what a hipster dufuss.
"Capitalism is evil... Hey, is that the new iPhone?" John slays!
I'm from oregon this is to accurate
Lol 😂 you should do one of these about Austin TX! The only thing missing was craft beer 🍻
I'm thinking it would be pretty much the same...
Definitely a bunch of ppl ordering ipa that they can't even drink without making a face, for $16 a glass
YESSSSS
Erik Thureson yessss! I’m in the 210 and it’s always a huge culture change just driving the hour north to the 512.
Yes the craft beer thing! Love the hipster beer-snobbery over the most obscure beers they can find that they selfishly have to deny actually suck but the can’t admit it or they’ll lose face. I hate beer snobs.
It astounds me that people like this exist.
“Wider and greener” 😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This looks like a documentary piece that could be airing right now on CNN MSNBC CBS NBC, ABC, BBC1, BBC2, or even PBS.
Hmmm,...I'll stick with the FOX
I lost it when they started clapping for the people on bikes.
At 0:45. "I have a dog, but he actually identifies as a cat." lol.
I just go to The Roaster and suckle the bean
The Smiths Reference and suckling coffee beans has literally ended me, I'm not even here right now, I'm literally dead.
2018 be like:
“Yeah I have a dog but he actually identifies as a cat soo.”
Time for another crusade
😆 Hahahaha!!!!
"He's a dog, but idenifyes as a cat.". Using a leaf as a napkin. Lol!! Goos video!
I live in Seattle, but Portland is extremely similar and I will tell you, this video is 100% true.
I live in Portland Oregon and a lot of this is true 😂🤣
I liked this much better when it was called Portlandia
My daughter lives in Portland...this video is so on point!😂
Voodoo is too main stream now!
Man you don’t even know the half of it
Those green paths will get bigger too
Great video wish it were longer
Pursuing Peas That bike lane is like 2-3xs the size of the ones in my state. Any wider and you might as well just have it as a car lane.😂😂
"Construction is destruction..." LOL
Love christian comedians like if you agree
Crist is the only one that's funny. Bob Smiley is fucking unlistenable and Hawkins was great back in the day, now he just wings it
So right bro Tim was great and Bob has this weirdness to him
@@aidanking4628 a true story my username is interview on here for a reason I used to interview various people in the Christian Universe back when I was doing that as a side and I interview John branyan I interviewed Stacy Petersonand I interview John branyan I interviewed Stacy Pederson, Chris Yates people of that ilk. And I tell you what, I hate to be vulgar but Bob is the nicest guy you'll meet, but just unbearable to talk to. Fucking aye. Like he tries to throw little punch lines out through conversation I guess just to reinstate the idea that he's a comedian and it's so forced and it really becomes uncomfortable like he just doesn't know how to conduct a natural conversation with people he always feels like he has to be in Bob mode and really, nobody follows him on Twitter he's not verified on Instagram or Twitter or any social media and if you Google his name Google actually confuses him with somebody else.
Yeah i watched him and tim Hawkins comedy once and I just skipped the part of him because it is so forced and thanks for all the likes
@@aidanking4628 Yeah, they did a gig out here in Omaha one time and literally the crowd members were texting on their cellphones while he was up on stage
Lmfao I just moved to Portland a year ago and let me tell you, this is SPOT ON
How's that rent?
@@xXHireneXx it sucks but it's really not THAT bad lol
"Let's wait til Bernie makes it free"
XD XD XD John you are a comedic legend!
as someone who lives in portland, i hated this
Of course you did🤣
As someone who also lives in portland, this was awesome.
Come on, you know it's true 😆 🤣
Same omg!!
As a person who lives in Portland I think that this was completely true
Lol the corporate America joke is sooooo true😂😂😂
I remember seeing this in PJW's Hipster vid. Honestly, this is a comedy and a documentary.
"Suckle the beans "... I'm gone! 😂
So perfect. As a Portland hipster the single only thing that was off for me is the fact that I would never EVER walk barefoot on our grass. Needle to the foot no thanks. But yes!! Construction is Destruction!!!!
Hilarious!Love the clean but edgy humor...
I live in Portland, I can honestly say that this is so accurate 😂
I love your videos.
This one was way too short
Close, but no cigar! Dunkin Donuts hasn’t been around here in years and years. But everything else?... Nailed it!!
Dude I went there over the summer and remember all those places
I live in Portland THIS IS SO TRUE OMG
Oregonian here... you guys are hilarious!
"I actually have a dog, but he identifys as a cat"😂😂