Just realized I’ve been watching this cat do standup for 8 years. Back then he was impossible to search for online because there’s like 42,000 people named ‘Josh Johnson’… love his success for so many reasons, including the fact that he is much easier to Google now.
Took an 8 hour flight next to an off duty pilot once ( in between shifts driving the thing), he drank with suicidal determination, like he hated his liver….
I appreciate Josh pointing out federal workers don’t get paid during government shutdowns. One of my family members / parents is a federal employee and this was the exact concern for this past week, it’s easily one of the most annoying things about working for the government and makes it difficult for families just trying to go about their lives together. Unfortunately no one ever thinks about it.
Politicians should. I felt like last time when Trump shut it down that the Republican party should have been sued by a collective of the government workers. It's absolutely disgusting to hold all those workers to ransom for a political party to get what it desires. I can't believe any of them actually voted Republican after that.
I think it ought to be added to the ballot for 2024 at the national level. If government shuts down, NOBODY in Congress gets one dime and their insurance coverage gets shut off until the government is up and running. When my spouse was a teacher on strike decades ago and I was very pregnant the school district was going to shut off our health insurance. Let all the dirtbag millionaires sitting in Congress deal with that.
Everytime I watch Josh's comedy the more I am impressed and hooked on his view of the world. Keep your head straight and good friends close, young man you are so gifted.
Josh was always hilarious but he is working his way to being one of the greats. Who else putting out this much new material this consistently. And REAL material, some of these comics can’t even put out new crowd work every week
I was fortunate to meet this young man Wednesday October 4th on the C train….. couldn’t believe it…..very humble mild mannered gentleman. I told him I check him on RUclips on the regular. God Bless him. I would like to know where he performs so I can see him again.
While I was earning my pilot's license my instructor told me, "In the future there's going to be a Pilot and a DOG in the cockpit. The Pilot will be there to keep the passengers calm. And the DOG will be there to bite the Pilot if he tries to touch anything." Side note for context: In some places like Europe (but not the US) the plane is allowed to land itself on autopilot. In the US autopilot is turned off 50 feet above the ground.
Oh God, now you've done it. I am an 87 year old grandma in Portland Oregon - and as Lenny Bruce's mother used to say (when he was little) about him "knows too much already." You reveal, - outside USA - "We land on autopilot." (?????) No please, sir, or madam.🤪🙄🙏🙏🙏😘
@@devaapurna608 Most planes are still landed without autopilot as long as the weather conditions allow it. Also not every airport is suitable for autolands.
@@atheisticcreatures Indeed, also no matter how well you code something it's never as capable as a human to reacting to unexpected things. I watch Mentour Pilot and the amount of times the damage to the plane makes it take false sensor readings and the pilots had to compensate for that or override it is pretty high.
I collect comedy videos to watch when I’m stressed. Why haven’t I seen Josh before this week? His jokes, his delivery are hilarious. He’s filling up my comedy playlist.
When I moved to the USA, seeing Josh walking on the streets of New York in the wintertime, was my first celebrity sighting! I just started smiling as I remembered his jokes...and the second was Damon Wayans.
Honestly Josh you could absolutely do a comedy news show and kill it , you're great at relaying all this stuff as well as your experiences in life , in the most hilarious ways 😂
Probably because he don’t have to write it down, off the cuff humor is the best, I have a couple of people around me that are brilliant and spontaneous. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Tbh being a pilot is so stressful, your flying 300 soul's through the air at 600mph and theres a pilot shortage so theyre working alot. Im suprised some of em can even do it sober. Bcuz Sober Pilots did not win WW2 😂
LOVE your comedy. Been watching for years. I got a Taco Bell story. For 30 years I quit eating it. I mean, WTF IS Taco Bell??? Then last summer I got an invite to my 50 year High School Reunion...a tiny school in the middle of an Indiana Cornfield. I hadn't seen anyone since I graduated. I didn't go but got in touch with the person in charge. Carol sat in front of me in most of my classes. SHE was the Taco Bell Chef. Those were HER secret recipes.
As someone who've worked at LGA ( LaGuardia Airport) and closely with pilots, these past couple of years, and as one of them, from the same truck driving school, has told me? The planes fly and land themselves. The pilots only take off.. So you are correct about the planes "flying themselves".. 😂😂😂
I've been working on aircraft for thirteen years, and I can one hundred percent say that all that stuff does work. All the switches, knobs, boxes, computers, etc, all work. They definitely have no business being drunk and high trying to fly those things! The only reason they do is to cope with the immense amount of pressure and anxiety they feel having the lives of others in their hands.......
ooh i could see him with the daily show. hopefully he does get it or something like that. At this point I need his perspective & humor on the daily. this world is bleak as is.
I once had a customs officer, who gave me a hard time at the border, turn up in the bar where I worked. I carded him. He was underage. We exchanged some lighthearted banter before I kicked him out. He thought he was going to get a pass for a while there…
One of the many things that I like about his comedy is that his humour is mostly universal: no matter what part of the world you live in, you can still relate to a lot of stuff. The guy is tremendously observant and as you chortle and kill yourself laughing, you start re-evaluating the world around and see things from an alternative viewpoint.
Wish you were my friend in real life. Your part about Lifetime shows around 8:00 had me rolling. Ok, I wasn’t rolling but I truly laughed out loud and text my sister this vid at 2:55am it was that funny!! Murder Shows are my jam and I’ve watched Snapped and many many other similar shows!! You’re hilarious. So glad I stumbled on a video of yours 😊
Honestly, before my epilepsy hit me, I had flown a couple planes and they are pretty easy. They weren't commercial jets but the landing was the hardest part and it's just a little nerve-racking not too bad or hard at all.
Spot on with the white Uber drivers. I had an older white driver warn me not to get married because his wife was sleeping with everyone at her job and was divorcing him and taking his money. It was very depressing and went on for the whole ride. I felt like a therapist.
i was thinking "he got raised by a single mom and she must be hillarious" for a while now and just like that i got - kinda - confirmation. The way he gestures and does "the stare" is such a tell.
Hi Friends! I just added some last minute shows in St. Louis and Indianapolis next month! Tickets are available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
When will you be in Cleveland?
Aw, you must've come to SF already this yr and I MISSED EET!!! WAH!
Sweet! I can maybe catch the St. Louis show. Just don't tell Joleen Lunzar that I came to your show and missed hers. lol Cali isn't my scene
Dude, when you playing SF Bay Area??
Yassss
I need this dude to have a local news hour😂
That would be epic!!!!!
Trevor noah ran from it and he was great maybe he would to
Daily show is loading…
Fo real
Great idea, his personal recap of the news..
Dude is prolific. One of my favorites doing it now.
Facts
For real. So talented. Easily among the best of the generation . Already.
Agreed!
@jimbozium
Mine as well
Just realized I’ve been watching this cat do standup for 8 years. Back then he was impossible to search for online because there’s like 42,000 people named ‘Josh Johnson’… love his success for so many reasons, including the fact that he is much easier to Google now.
DUDE RIGHT?!?!?!!! It was that ol'fro that had ME confused 😂❤🎉
Josh is like a sprinkle of sunshine on a rainy day. Mixing smart comedy with silly comedy is my favourite, Josh has made it an art!
yesss
He really is the perfect combo of smart and silly!
And he's so polished. Like a vet. He's like if Donald Glover kept doing comedy instead of music and acting
@@shnast-tv2 I have a sneaking suspicion we’re going to get to see Josh doing lots in the future too!
This "thirsty" pilot joke had me cracking up when I was exiting the plan. The pilot was just standing there. 😂
They totally do that 😆 I like it though lol
@@Rissarenee-d3j Me too. 🥺 I thank them. I am happy to be at my destination in one piece. Some people are not so fortunate.
I think it's part of the job to make sure people disembark safely.
Give this man his own late night show already! Damn, he’s good.
He's too real. Ferguson and Conan were the last non-puppets.
@@killerblingxbl You're damn right about that.
Amen!! The late night sector needs some young blood. He’s perfect!
He's a writer for the daily show
Daily show
Took an 8 hour flight next to an off duty pilot once ( in between shifts driving the thing), he drank with suicidal determination, like he hated his liver….
I appreciate Josh pointing out federal workers don’t get paid during government shutdowns. One of my family members / parents is a federal employee and this was the exact concern for this past week, it’s easily one of the most annoying things about working for the government and makes it difficult for families just trying to go about their lives together. Unfortunately no one ever thinks about it.
Politicians should. I felt like last time when Trump shut it down that the Republican party should have been sued by a collective of the government workers. It's absolutely disgusting to hold all those workers to ransom for a political party to get what it desires. I can't believe any of them actually voted Republican after that.
I think it ought to be added to the ballot for 2024 at the national level. If government shuts down, NOBODY in Congress gets one dime and their insurance coverage gets shut off until the government is up and running. When my spouse was a teacher on strike decades ago and I was very pregnant the school district was going to shut off our health insurance. Let all the dirtbag millionaires sitting in Congress deal with that.
Yeah, the senate and Congress shouldn’t get paid. Of course, they wouldn’t pass that law, would they? People should protest and force it.
@@JDMimeTHEFIRST exactly my thoughts.
Government workers should unionize and strike if and when the government shuts down. Folks would pay attention then
As a white Uber driver, I approve this message 😂😂🎉
Emarosa? *tips hat*
How are things goings?
SHE TOOK EVERYTHING
@@vinividivici7774 😮🤣🤣
Are you more of a Tyler or a Spencer?
Everytime I watch Josh's comedy the more I am impressed and hooked on his view of the world. Keep your head straight and good friends close, young man you are so gifted.
Absodamnlutely 💜
Josh has gotten so comfortable on stage it’s great ! ❤
What??? Do you know how long he's been doing comedy?
@@kw9568do you think that invalidates the statement?
@@TartarusHimself it doesn't make sense
I noticed, too. I've seen some of his early stuff. He balling now.
I can definitely see him hosting the Daily Show.
Josh is GRINDING these sets. Dropping more comedy over the last 6 months than some comedians do in a year or two.
Josh was always hilarious but he is working his way to being one of the greats. Who else putting out this much new material this consistently. And REAL material, some of these comics can’t even put out new crowd work every week
EXACTLY!! And not just any content, AMAZING content.
This man is always in danger… we must keep him safe.
I want my specific tax dollars to go toward a secret service agent for Josh.
pigeons, bats, sloping roofs, bad dates… PLEASE for the love of god keep him safe!!
@@lmnopgrThe KKK too.
Like a national treasure
😂😂😂😂Save Josh😮
"Not on my watch"!😂😂 So True!
The type of funny Josh is can't be taught. He's naturally hilarious. Easily one of my favorite comedians
I was fortunate to meet this young man Wednesday October 4th on the C train….. couldn’t believe it…..very humble mild mannered gentleman. I told him I check him on RUclips on the regular. God Bless him. I would like to know where he performs so I can see him again.
Netflix, this guy deserves an hour special. LETS GO.
Edit: You know what make it your first two hour special.
Apparently he just got one on Peacock!
@@clydejohngeorge4535 searching right meow. Thank you so much.
While I was earning my pilot's license my instructor told me, "In the future there's going to be a Pilot and a DOG in the cockpit. The Pilot will be there to keep the passengers calm. And the DOG will be there to bite the Pilot if he tries to touch anything."
Side note for context: In some places like Europe (but not the US) the plane is allowed to land itself on autopilot. In the US autopilot is turned off 50 feet above the ground.
Oh God, now you've done it. I am an 87 year old grandma in Portland Oregon - and as Lenny Bruce's mother used to say (when he was little) about him "knows too much already." You reveal, - outside USA - "We land on autopilot." (?????) No please, sir, or madam.🤪🙄🙏🙏🙏😘
Chewbacca and Han Solo in an alternate universe.
@@devaapurna608 Most planes are still landed without autopilot as long as the weather conditions allow it. Also not every airport is suitable for autolands.
😂
@@atheisticcreatures Indeed, also no matter how well you code something it's never as capable as a human to reacting to unexpected things. I watch Mentour Pilot and the amount of times the damage to the plane makes it take false sensor readings and the pilots had to compensate for that or override it is pretty high.
Two in one week? This man is on 🔥
I collect comedy videos to watch when I’m stressed. Why haven’t I seen Josh before this week? His jokes, his delivery are hilarious. He’s filling up my comedy playlist.
When I moved to the USA, seeing Josh walking on the streets of New York in the wintertime, was my first celebrity sighting! I just started smiling as I remembered his jokes...and the second was Damon Wayans.
JJ's is the show we need: him as younger self and his 3 moms
Did he say 3 moms? I heard three women.
@@longlivedemocracy756I needed him to expand on that a bit
@@TCt83067695 I agree. I just naturally assumed a mom and two sisters, but it could be any combination of females 🤔
Mom, grandmother, and aunt
Watching Josh Johnsons arc has been fucking amazing ❤
Whats an arc?
@@kw9568 A segment of a circle that is both greater than 0 radians and less than 2π radians.
@@SSJ0016 what??? Im lost. You hv a PowerPoint presentation you can show me? 😅😅😅
@@kw9568lmao that dude trolling so hard😂😂 an arc in this context is a basically a segment in a storyline.
catfishing the KKK ..
I hope Josh gets the recognition he deserves because😂❤🎉
Honestly Josh you could absolutely do a comedy news show and kill it , you're great at relaying all this stuff as well as your experiences in life , in the most hilarious ways 😂
Josh... you have a new 10 minutes every week and i love every set. You are a MACHINE
How does one man write this much material and never miss?
Probably because he don’t have to write it down, off the cuff humor is the best, I have a couple of people around me that are brilliant and spontaneous. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
He's a genius.
Just found josh johnson. The absolute 1st young comedian that made me laugh out loud in years. Thank you Josh.
Josh coming with the heat again. The best standup content on youtube right now🔥🔥
I once met a dude who worked for TSA not only was he a nice guy but he showed up to a party with a hand truck full of liquor bottles… Cheers!!
"Oh, this bih think she goin' to Aruba. Not today. Not on my watch." (straightens lapel) 💀
If Jish did an hour standup, it would feel like 10 minutes and would leave you wanting more.
The sheer amount of new content you release is just incredible. Keep it up!
I really like this dude.... he leaves the options open.....
Anything can happen with his stand-up....
Kinda the way life works
Upp there dodging clouds, !! Now I understand flights with turbulence 😂😂😂
I just discovered this guy and so happy I did, I get to binge watch everything. He’s hilarious! 😂
Alabama Brawl will blow your mind.
I’ve been obsessed with him since I found him. He’s definitely on his way to being an icon & I’m here for it 💯💯💯💯
I'm also obsessed with him!! He's funny😂😂😂
love watching you, I can see you genuinely are having fun and laughing along, feels like friends chatting and joking around not a 'show'
Lol for some reason when you said I was raised by three women + snapped + lifetime = makes sense to me lol love it
"What happened? Was there a terrorist on board the plane?" "Kinda." 😂😂😂😂😂
First question they ask you while interviewing for plane school is how good are you at dodging clouds.
😂😂😂
"Plane school" > "aviation academy"
Tbh being a pilot is so stressful, your flying 300 soul's through the air at 600mph and theres a pilot shortage so theyre working alot. Im suprised some of em can even do it sober. Bcuz Sober Pilots did not win WW2 😂
300 souls, and 4 of them are aggressively demanding to speak to the manager. Right now. This instant.
WW2 - won by crazed, functional alcoholics! 😅
Like button everyone! Let’s build his algorithm
LOVE your comedy. Been watching for years. I got a Taco Bell story. For 30 years I quit eating it. I mean, WTF IS Taco Bell??? Then last summer I got an invite to my 50 year High School Reunion...a tiny school in the middle of an Indiana Cornfield. I hadn't seen anyone since I graduated. I didn't go but got in touch with the person in charge. Carol sat in front of me in most of my classes. SHE was the Taco Bell Chef. Those were HER secret recipes.
You do alone the same job that Late Night Shows have a whole room full of people to do! You are amazing!!!
The flow to this set was fantastic. It also felt like topics Josh cared about and not just stuff in the news lately.
Gotta love how his skit goes from "women should punch men more", and that works into them shooting their husbands less.
Josh you are killing it bro! ❤
lol you're killin it man! keep it up, been following you for years brotha
Me too!
As someone who've worked at LGA ( LaGuardia Airport) and closely with pilots, these past couple of years, and as one of them, from the same truck driving school, has told me? The planes fly and land themselves. The pilots only take off.. So you are correct about the planes "flying themselves".. 😂😂😂
can confirm. i worked in autopilot and unmanned aviation software and the pilots are there as a backup for the autopilot system
At this point I click like then watch the videos 😂😂😂
I've been working on aircraft for thirteen years, and I can one hundred percent say that all that stuff does work. All the switches, knobs, boxes, computers, etc, all work. They definitely have no business being drunk and high trying to fly those things! The only reason they do is to cope with the immense amount of pressure and anxiety they feel having the lives of others in their hands.......
Literally the funniest man on RUclips
always killing it with these sets man, i look forward to these videos :)
This man is my thoughts with comedic discipline. I love it
I wanna thank you! Mister you have been uplifting my spirit that has been so downtrodden for far too long 🤗
Dear Josh, I hope you know that we absolutely love you. Hope to see you grow bigger and perform in India someday 😊
"A button that says 'fly'." I am dying here!! 😅😂
My absolute favorite right now... Come to Portland and I'll make sure errybuddy comes out
ugh... I keep clicking that upvote button like it will upvote him more than once.
that's how good he is
Josh, you should be the new face of The Daily Show. I like your delivery when you say news, political or economic centered jokes. I like you!
ooh i could see him with the daily show. hopefully he does get it or something like that. At this point I need his perspective & humor on the daily. this world is bleak as is.
😂😂😂 I truly enjoy watching your shows.
This man is an absolute KING!
Love watching these man. Keep it up.
I once had a customs officer, who gave me a hard time at the border, turn up in the bar where I worked. I carded him. He was underage. We exchanged some lighthearted banter before I kicked him out. He thought he was going to get a pass for a while there…
3:34 I do not smoke weed anymore, but I have walked 99 dogs in the past 5 years. I must admit it WOULD make those hourlong walks more interesting.
Great show Josh!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Snapped!!!!! My favorite show!!!!!!!
"I'll take a drunk discount." 😄😂
TSA employee- why you got so much lotion
Josh's future reply- because im black and i cant afford to be ashy
Taco bell!!😂🤣😂🤣 Yeah, they're setting folks up for the OKEY DOKE, eating that before the flight!!
"Somehow warm water"🤣🤣🤣
It’s to the point now that when something happens, I’m waiting for Josh to give his take, not the news 😂😂😂
I have not laughed this much since Paul Mooney. Awesome 👍🏿✅
“So anyways, when you look past them, which I always do…” 😅😅😅
He really is so brilliant! I hope you come and do a gig in London soon!
One of the many things that I like about his comedy is that his humour is mostly universal: no matter what part of the world you live in, you can still relate to a lot of stuff. The guy is tremendously observant and as you chortle and kill yourself laughing, you start re-evaluating the world around and see things from an alternative viewpoint.
Wish you were my friend in real life. Your part about Lifetime shows around 8:00 had me rolling. Ok, I wasn’t rolling but I truly laughed out loud and text my sister this vid at 2:55am it was that funny!! Murder Shows are my jam and I’ve watched Snapped and many many other similar shows!! You’re hilarious. So glad I stumbled on a video of yours 😊
He is my favorite comedian. Never fails to make me laugh (and think).
I’m a janitor and it’s an absolute must for me to be baked at work 😂
This part of the set got me more than all of the parts of this special that I've seen.
Josh Johnson for daily show host for sure.
Always funny.
Thank for making me laugh for free. Liked the video.
Give this man a special this instant!!
Honestly, before my epilepsy hit me, I had flown a couple planes and they are pretty easy. They weren't commercial jets but the landing was the hardest part and it's just a little nerve-racking not too bad or hard at all.
How do you come up with SO MANY jokes lmao 😂😂😂😂 unbelievable I been watching this videos for 4 hours dude 😂😂😂
I had a taco bell ad start at 7:30 😂😂😂
Josh Johnson for host of The Daily Show!!! 💙 📰 🇺🇸😍👨🏽🏫
Spot on with the white Uber drivers. I had an older white driver warn me not to get married because his wife was sleeping with everyone at her job and was divorcing him and taking his money. It was very depressing and went on for the whole ride. I felt like a therapist.
This man is a treasure! ❤
Dodging clouds should've done way better that was gold. Love your comedy my man always brightens my day.
I purposely watch Snapped in front of my husband when I'm pissed at him. Keeping him on his toes! 😂
I chose to watch this before the first episode of Loki season 2. That's how funny this guy is.
i was thinking "he got raised by a single mom and she must be hillarious" for a while now and just like that i got - kinda - confirmation. The way he gestures and does "the stare" is such a tell.
And…
FACTS TSA STOOPED AND CHECKED MY CPAP WITH A STICKER LIKE IT WAS A BOMB😢 HAD TI RECLEAN IT TO USE IT 😢
I wish he had did the week gig like everyone else did when Trevor left the daily show.. Good fit/Seems perfect for the job😂