Bad Dating Tips, 4th of July, Jonah Hill & more - NYCC - Comedy Cellar - Josh Johnson - Stand Up

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @AnaRivera-rw7vz
    @AnaRivera-rw7vz Год назад +716

    Josh is like literally my favorite comedian. Fine. Funny. And facial expressions are always on mf point 😭😂😂 thank u for the laughs fr.

    • @AnaRivera-rw7vz
      @AnaRivera-rw7vz Год назад +30

      @@beepboop7041 he really is funny as fuck. And fine as fuck. But In my opinion he’s always been both fine and funny asf. He just keeps increasing those stats as time goes on.

    • @elizabethdalton-jandreau5588
      @elizabethdalton-jandreau5588 Год назад +11

      👏👏Thank you! I've been following him for years and waited for someone to acknowledge how exponentially attractive he's become, say nothing about his consistent delivery.😅

    • @AnimefortheLazyman
      @AnimefortheLazyman Год назад +14

      how can one man be so smart, funny, so wise, and handsome? its crazy. the only comedian as handsome and clever and wise all at once is maybe matt rife...they are both too pretty to be this funny and wise. its almost not fair haha. But it easier to accept Josh cuz he's way more humble haha

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Год назад +4

      He is good, like damn funny good!

    • @3bladeninja21
      @3bladeninja21 Год назад +9

      Mf look like an ancient prince

  • @ikkou111
    @ikkou111 Год назад +277

    "keeping telling them like you one of us" when I tell you I fell out my fuckin seat 😂

    • @madmintentertainment6268
      @madmintentertainment6268 Год назад +1

      White women's entire political presence is throwing white men under the bus.

    • @corinthianshivers767
      @corinthianshivers767 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂 I came to the comments quick cause they wasn’t laughing hard enough for me & soon as I seen this comment I knew this was next then put 2 & 2 together

    • @peachtr33
      @peachtr33 2 месяца назад +3

      Girl said ALLY!

  • @ether91333
    @ether91333 Год назад +92

    “Keep telling them!”😂

  • @Abbywise32
    @Abbywise32 Год назад +704

    He's right though
    I went out with a guy and he told me that the drink that he served me wasn't drugged.
    I was just like
    "Why would you say that? I wasn't even thinking that"
    Then I just didn't drink it because that sounded like I was finna turn up in a bush

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Год назад +47

      turnip in a bush.........that's the code.

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 Год назад +38

      It doesn't just happen to females. I don't know what the situation was but I had someone put MDMA in my drink a few years ago. I was already planning on getting an Uber home thank God. Didn't realize I was tripping balls until the girl I brought home from the bar left my house and I was talking to my roommate. She was your definitely more than drunk right now. Maybe it was meant for one of the females I was talking to.

    • @TheStar798
      @TheStar798 Год назад +3

      @AbbyWise32 - 😂

    • @drebugsita
      @drebugsita Год назад +16

      @@dustinb1070most likely. That happened to my cousin’s boyfriend

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus Год назад +28

      @@dustinb1070 Nah, it has happened to me before too. I was at a club, drank one beer, and I started feeling dizzy and like I was about to throw up. So, I went outside to some stairs at the side of the building and threw up... Then woke up in the back of some dude's car that I had never seen before. He was parked in a completely different parking lot and he was reaching back from the driver's seat and rubbing my leg and when I started to move, he looked back, smiled, and tried to climb in the backseat with me. I leaped out of that car and ran so fast that it felt like my feet were barely touching the ground and I was going to trip at any second. I didn't even look back, so I had no idea if he was chasing me or anything. Scared the crap outta me!

  • @SarahYork
    @SarahYork 6 месяцев назад +27

    The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own is a raw ass quote to come from an 11 minute stand up comedy video on youtube.

  • @SmellTheLilies
    @SmellTheLilies Год назад +154

    Whatchu mean WE free?!?!😂😂 They couldn’t take it !!!!

  • @Justabadseed
    @Justabadseed 5 месяцев назад +13

    Ive been watching/listening to comedy for thirty years and ive never heard any comic, black or white, man or woman, that relates to everyone the way he does.

  • @beach_days
    @beach_days 11 месяцев назад +29

    “I know it must be hard to hear” took me out 😂😂

  • @ExpatPlans365
    @ExpatPlans365 Год назад +132

    This guy is consistently funny he doesn’t miss

  • @sedationnursescalendar92
    @sedationnursescalendar92 11 месяцев назад +100

    "The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own." I tried to see if that was an established quote and found nothing. If it is your own, you should claim it. I love it.

  • @missgrenade653
    @missgrenade653 2 месяца назад +8

    I’m just realizing that Josh is one of the few comedians who don’t use a lot of bad words and private body parts a lot to be funny.

  • @PseudonymousCorvid
    @PseudonymousCorvid 6 месяцев назад +10

    I'm indigenous American, autistic, and specifically sensitive to sudden loud noises, and your part about the 4th of July is such a mood.

  • @JennyLopez-gj5uh
    @JennyLopez-gj5uh 10 месяцев назад +13

    I fell in love with him on my 1st standup I KNOW HE’s gonna go places and will make History. Keep doing what you’re doing and always follow your heart ❤

  • @cobalt1754
    @cobalt1754 Год назад +155

    It's always a good day when I open up RUclips and there's a new Josh Johnson video. Man's dropping some serious truth on us.

  • @rereg505
    @rereg505 6 месяцев назад +6

    I’ve been watching all his stuff today, I even went to sleep and just chuckle 😂. Much love Josh❤

  • @ceanveezy
    @ceanveezy Год назад +112

    He needs his own special! I want to see this man live

  • @kegs6060
    @kegs6060 Год назад +36

    One of my favorite comedians in the last 10 years. Deliveries are always spot on!

  • @henriettakanya8605
    @henriettakanya8605 Год назад +137

    Only josh can talk about murders and make it hilarious 😂

  • @nikkig4847
    @nikkig4847 Год назад +49

    The killing bit showed alot of awareness

  • @LydiAtheistLady
    @LydiAtheistLady Год назад +30

    This dude is the freshest. So funny,
    topical and on point.

  • @rachaelreis6530
    @rachaelreis6530 2 месяца назад +10

    Every dog is British on the 4th of july 😂😂😂😂😂 im dying

  • @powerswish
    @powerswish Год назад +17

    That convenience/inconvenience stuff is on point.

  • @magnolia2
    @magnolia2 Год назад +89

    I love how I asked for the full version of the previous set and you came through. You’re amazing!🤣 Keep ‘em coming.

  • @TheKayleeanna
    @TheKayleeanna Год назад +42

    I had to Google Jonah Hill and Jon Hamm and... "OK daddy!" 😂

    • @ResilientIzShe
      @ResilientIzShe 3 месяца назад +2

      Me too 😂 but neither are my type... Now Brad Pitt or Alec Baldwin in their prime... Yeeeessss, or, David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Johnny Depp in his prime... Oh, did I go on a tangent about sexxy White actors? My fault, I can name some others 🤩 like Jason Moama, Michael B Jordan, Mario Lopez (then & now)... Let me stop 😂. Thanks for the summary of ishh I've missed because I don't watch news & don't be on social media. I gets all the tea from you Josh 😂

    • @TheKayleeanna
      @TheKayleeanna 3 месяца назад

      @@ResilientIzShe 😂😂😂💚

  • @iunderstanphotography2780
    @iunderstanphotography2780 Год назад +36

    I've gone on photoshoots assuming the model was gonna bring someone and they come alone. I'm sure they've told someone etc but I never say anything like "Oh great! you came to meet me at the waterfalls alone!"

    • @TheStar798
      @TheStar798 Год назад

      😂

    • @null6634
      @null6634 11 месяцев назад +7

      Mike Birbiglia does a bit "What I should have said was nothing". Definitely look it up. You've already learned that, but it's still funny.

  • @dirtcom7
    @dirtcom7 Год назад +312

    So comfortable in his own skin but still neurotic. Great character

    • @G4MMABA3
      @G4MMABA3 8 месяцев назад +1

      He’s not neurotic
      It’s not the correct usage of the term
      It’s okay, I understand
      Dictionary
      Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
      noun
      noun: neurosis; plural noun: neuroses
      a mental condition that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress (depression, anxiety, obsessive behaviour, hypochondria) but not a radical loss of touch with reality.
      Also
      (in nontechnical use) excessive and irrational anxiety or obsession.
      Neurotic is a form of Neurosis
      Most ppl have an irrational association with mental illness not knowing they are experience a sense of symptoms associated with them but in reality are not actually truly diagnosed with them
      Placebo is comforting

    • @atimelessgrace
      @atimelessgrace 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@G4MMABA3.....

    • @celestialasmr9624
      @celestialasmr9624 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@G4MMABA3 in this context neurotic refers to neuroticism, a personality trait defined by a tendency to worry about things. Neurosis is an outdated term for mental illness.

  • @heiss9971
    @heiss9971 Год назад +148

    You have grown so, so much. I'm proud of you son

    • @gingerjack0420
      @gingerjack0420 Год назад +6

      dad?

    • @heiss9971
      @heiss9971 Год назад +4

      @@gingerjack0420 I ain't your daddy as long as you aren't successful. Now if you were a doctor, lawyer, famous comedian, etc however now that's a different story

    • @kaykreatesbeautyartist
      @kaykreatesbeautyartist Год назад +2

      Yes he has grown, so cool 👏🏾

    • @heiss9971
      @heiss9971 Год назад +3

      @@kaykreatesbeautyartist So proud of our son, babe!💘

    • @kaykreatesbeautyartist
      @kaykreatesbeautyartist Год назад +2

      @@heiss9971 lol 😂 I’m done ok bae

  • @Blackthorne369
    @Blackthorne369 Год назад +10

    I caught that James Baldwin, sir. Excellently done; most amusing!

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink Год назад +4

    I absolutely love the intellect behind the jokes!

    • @catherineprice1613
      @catherineprice1613 6 месяцев назад

      Exactly! Most excellent blend of intelligence and masterful humor‽ Hahaha

  • @lauracross2696
    @lauracross2696 Год назад +30

    "We live so much by convenience that if someone is inconvenient, we're like, why would I deal with you" ....that's real...but it ain't always wrong lol

  • @luthorforpresident9353
    @luthorforpresident9353 Год назад +24

    Dealing with a jealous and controlling man is more than "inconvenient."

  • @artifundio1
    @artifundio1 Год назад +42

    Thank you for the big laughs sir! I really like your pace and style, never before a comedian made me laugh so hard while leaving me completely relaxed... you are perfect 👌

  • @laceyloops
    @laceyloops Год назад +15

    His impression on females motivating each other is sooo accurate I had to rewind like 3 times 😂

  • @katboss4886
    @katboss4886 Год назад +82

    We need more Josh in our lives!! I miss both his podcasts BTW. Just saying ❤

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk Год назад +6

      JJS still comes out on Thursdays

    • @cervantesAi
      @cervantesAi Год назад +2

      Oh I didn't even know that he had podcasts 😔😢

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 Год назад +1

      What he has podcasts?! 😊😊 looking them up now!!

  • @tehislander
    @tehislander Год назад +48

    Josh, I'm so happy that we found your content! Keep up the fresh uploads as they are fantastic mate! Let get you to blow up on here like Stavy Baby!

  • @hlf3769
    @hlf3769 Год назад +28

    I'm native american but I love summer gatherings... riddle me that one about 4th of July

  • @Jada1129
    @Jada1129 Год назад +19

    I am a Sagittarius and I do walk on angel dust and clouds 🦄 😂

  • @arniedee7251
    @arniedee7251 Год назад +15

    I don't understand why you still only have 35K subs. You deserve at least hundreds of thousands.

  • @gonnadanceagain
    @gonnadanceagain Год назад +39

    "Outside the killing..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CoreyMcKinneyJr
    @CoreyMcKinneyJr Год назад +18

    The consistency coming from him is improving my life lol Im really loving it too because i don’t have Peacock.

  • @J_Dot_S
    @J_Dot_S Год назад +30

    Dude breaks down the problems with dating in the social media age around 8:00 😂😂😂😂

  • @hanzflackshnack1158
    @hanzflackshnack1158 Год назад +235

    I took a woman to a lunch date on a nature trail.
    She said, “I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I’m probably going to die out here.”
    Me, “Why would you say that?”
    Her, “You took me to the middle of the forest, you’re wearing all black and I know who Jhonen Vasquez is. That logo on your backpack is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Jesus dude…”
    Idk who is more delusional… me for not thinking about the clothes and the backpack… or her for going with me into that forest. RIP to her beautiful soul (jk, she’s alive and well in my basement)

  • @ch3burashka
    @ch3burashka Год назад +105

    One time my hook-up said, "my friends told me to bring a knife, but I forgot it," and I said, "no worries, I've got mine right here."

  • @Lowlight23
    @Lowlight23 3 месяца назад +2

    Omg this is hilarious! Our poor dog is in shambles every 4th of July and New Years. We don’t ever go out on those holidays. We stay home and comfort our poor furbaby. 😂

  • @KBlue728
    @KBlue728 Год назад +21

    i done watched like 4-5 videos in a row SUBSCRIBED. "I done lost my friend" 😂 truth! 💙

  • @shinymorist5314
    @shinymorist5314 Год назад +5

    thank you for always posting new stuff! so rad.

  • @rwtwb
    @rwtwb Год назад +17

    Dude's fucking hilarious. He should do a podcast.

  • @torpedo3fingers
    @torpedo3fingers Год назад +18

    This dude plays the silver lining like an absolute pro!

  • @waylonrhoads1897
    @waylonrhoads1897 Год назад +8

    You are brilliant Josh.

  • @Balgees24
    @Balgees24 Год назад +3

    I like he always keeps them intense and they don't know where he taking the conversation.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +11

    Yes. Me and my dog Thank you Josh! 😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +4

    2222! 😂🎉 Yep, vibe but don’t kill! Thank you Josh.

  • @BonnieBobbitt1987
    @BonnieBobbitt1987 Год назад +7

    Omg Josh u r hilarious and brilliant 😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @icingcake
    @icingcake Год назад +2

    2:30 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀😝😝😝 “even if women wanted to catch up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cindydaniels3964
    @cindydaniels3964 10 месяцев назад +1

    Josh is the best comedian totally.,🤔😼.😁😸✌️

  • @cficarra
    @cficarra Год назад +13

    Josh, you're walking with the greats already. Come do some shows in Seattle.

  • @norman.ori82
    @norman.ori82 Год назад +9

    Keep doing you buddy you're getting better every year 🫡

  • @-.-E-.-
    @-.-E-.- Год назад +8

    You’re so smart and funny!

  • @a.b.creator
    @a.b.creator 9 месяцев назад +1

    The podcast bit was On Point 😂!!

  • @Jemznova
    @Jemznova Год назад +5

    Ever since you made me laugh that one time I always click your links.
    I'm watching Josh Johnson and Troy Bond. You two got it.

  • @jazzbase412
    @jazzbase412 Год назад +6

    Keep telling them 😂

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Год назад +1

    My favorite comedian! He's SO hilarious and I'm soooo glad he brought up the whole Jonah hill thing 😂😂😂😂

  • @BRibossa
    @BRibossa Год назад +24

    The most intelligent comedian ever ❤ I hope he gets acknowledged soon.

  • @ynmwasa4663
    @ynmwasa4663 Год назад +7

    8:55
    When he said podcast👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💯💯💯💯💯.. listening to other people's input and they don't even know the person that you're dealing with or you how could you take their advice

  • @surabhilandge3166
    @surabhilandge3166 Год назад +4

    Love him. ❤

  • @ecuhus
    @ecuhus Год назад +5

    Keep up the great work

  • @thomaslyles8804
    @thomaslyles8804 Год назад +30

    I find this joke (4th of July)particularly funny in reference to dogs and brown people and the wtf moment

    • @chaosmagick
      @chaosmagick Год назад +7

      Brown people? No, he meant ADOS. My hispani, somali, and hispanic neighbors love 4th of July.

    • @EmpyrealEndemic
      @EmpyrealEndemic Год назад +1

      His crowd is the people he making fun of it's rough

    • @drebugsita
      @drebugsita Год назад

      @@chaosmagick”hispani”?

  • @hansvillenews
    @hansvillenews Год назад +18

    Another awesome set Josh!

  • @mandarin0rangez
    @mandarin0rangez Год назад +9

    Set was absolute fire from beginning to end, so when’s the tour?

  • @King_Aza_Haku
    @King_Aza_Haku Год назад +2

    I love this man...man

  • @crystaljanai2229
    @crystaljanai2229 Год назад +1

    Every single time it's hilarious

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk Год назад +8

    My new amp-up motto is that I walk on air and angel dust.
    And lol says the guy with a podcast named after him.

  • @bboutwell69
    @bboutwell69 Год назад +3

    Josh Johnson is the best comedian since Louis C.K.! And this guy didn’t sexually assault someone!

  • @DashaTheDivineDivah
    @DashaTheDivineDivah 5 месяцев назад +1

    He literally educates and makes you laugh...he can get it. Yea....i said it 😂

  • @the_new_guy6
    @the_new_guy6 Год назад +4

    For the longest time I knew my top three comedians but then I found Josh and I don't know who is in the top three anymore

  • @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
    @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket 9 месяцев назад +3

    "They don't teach you about it, but black people fought in the American revolution."
    I watched this show "Liberty Kids" on PBS, it was fiction inspired on history, an educational kids show. There was a real life black spy who was CRITICAL on our success as the British assumed a black man couldn't read back then, he not only could read but he could bleed, Red, White, and Blue. It brakes my heart to think of the horrors some (ok more then some) white people inflicted on our non-white brothers and sisters.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Год назад +3

    Keep telling them! 😂 Git they as-.

  • @ianbass8351
    @ianbass8351 Год назад +9

    From when I first saw Josh Johnson to know I respect he’s been working bc the comedy been getting better and better

  • @yasielromero8236
    @yasielromero8236 Год назад +6

    Loved the man be killing bit 😂
    I catched Josh a couple of times opening for Trevor and he always killed. Hope he is heading down to Tampa soon

  • @mr.krinkle8173
    @mr.krinkle8173 Год назад +5

    josh's haircut rn is the best

  • @sethulrich5645
    @sethulrich5645 Год назад +1

    Josh be you I enjoy the way your mind works

  • @fiberpoet6250
    @fiberpoet6250 Год назад

    Lolzzz “but a little dangerous”
    Ohhh yes 😂😂😂

  • @Sarah-ve4vk
    @Sarah-ve4vk Год назад +2

    I love him 😂

  • @nata7536
    @nata7536 Год назад +9

    Black people, native people, veterans, and dogs generally don't like the 4th of July.

  • @laurapoindexter9695
    @laurapoindexter9695 26 дней назад

    Love this dude..from Texas

  • @dabjohn
    @dabjohn Год назад +10

    Damn this is A level material. Could not believe I discovered Josh just now..

  • @lesliehill3025
    @lesliehill3025 Год назад +1

    He said. "I know" to the dog😅😅😅

  • @caitcc89
    @caitcc89 Год назад

    Wow the convenience/inconvenience thing with relationships is so true!

  • @jacobweaver384
    @jacobweaver384 Год назад +12

    I really liked his old deliveries but this shit is great!

  • @doro444
    @doro444 Год назад +4

    Man needs more specials

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 Год назад +8

    Such a funny guy would like to see him have his own TV show

    • @13nohead
      @13nohead Год назад

      Lol there aren't TV shows anymore old man

  • @humbleculture4679
    @humbleculture4679 Год назад +1

    You walk on air and angel dust lol

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 Год назад +3

    I had an ear infection on Fourth of July, so at least we both had a bad time together :’)

  • @LeQwane
    @LeQwane Год назад +6

    Stay consistent please!

    • @LeQwane
      @LeQwane Год назад +1

      Love this work

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Год назад +1

      That sounds very demanding

  • @MMosesM
    @MMosesM Год назад

    @josh Johnson bro you avoid laser beams 🔥🔥🔥

  • @rebbyberard8150
    @rebbyberard8150 6 месяцев назад

    My step family was all native americans and we had two dogs. Definitely a unique experience of the holiday

  • @zodjenkins2595
    @zodjenkins2595 Год назад +1

    Hitting some of those young Jerry jokes, nice

  • @randallmcgrath9345
    @randallmcgrath9345 3 месяца назад +1

    Alot of people do call dudes "gay" for now eating like an 80% meat diet. You order a salad some people will call you gay.

  • @personwhoiam
    @personwhoiam Год назад +1

    bro this shit is crazy, like every time!!!!!

  • @joeyv2083
    @joeyv2083 Год назад

    IT MUST BE HARD TO HEAR😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 GOTTEEEEEM