@@beepboop7041 he really is funny as fuck. And fine as fuck. But In my opinion he’s always been both fine and funny asf. He just keeps increasing those stats as time goes on.
👏👏Thank you! I've been following him for years and waited for someone to acknowledge how exponentially attractive he's become, say nothing about his consistent delivery.😅
how can one man be so smart, funny, so wise, and handsome? its crazy. the only comedian as handsome and clever and wise all at once is maybe matt rife...they are both too pretty to be this funny and wise. its almost not fair haha. But it easier to accept Josh cuz he's way more humble haha
😂😂😂 I came to the comments quick cause they wasn’t laughing hard enough for me & soon as I seen this comment I knew this was next then put 2 & 2 together
He's right though I went out with a guy and he told me that the drink that he served me wasn't drugged. I was just like "Why would you say that? I wasn't even thinking that" Then I just didn't drink it because that sounded like I was finna turn up in a bush
It doesn't just happen to females. I don't know what the situation was but I had someone put MDMA in my drink a few years ago. I was already planning on getting an Uber home thank God. Didn't realize I was tripping balls until the girl I brought home from the bar left my house and I was talking to my roommate. She was your definitely more than drunk right now. Maybe it was meant for one of the females I was talking to.
@@dustinb1070 Nah, it has happened to me before too. I was at a club, drank one beer, and I started feeling dizzy and like I was about to throw up. So, I went outside to some stairs at the side of the building and threw up... Then woke up in the back of some dude's car that I had never seen before. He was parked in a completely different parking lot and he was reaching back from the driver's seat and rubbing my leg and when I started to move, he looked back, smiled, and tried to climb in the backseat with me. I leaped out of that car and ran so fast that it felt like my feet were barely touching the ground and I was going to trip at any second. I didn't even look back, so I had no idea if he was chasing me or anything. Scared the crap outta me!
Ive been watching/listening to comedy for thirty years and ive never heard any comic, black or white, man or woman, that relates to everyone the way he does.
"The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own." I tried to see if that was an established quote and found nothing. If it is your own, you should claim it. I love it.
I fell in love with him on my 1st standup I KNOW HE’s gonna go places and will make History. Keep doing what you’re doing and always follow your heart ❤
Me too 😂 but neither are my type... Now Brad Pitt or Alec Baldwin in their prime... Yeeeessss, or, David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Johnny Depp in his prime... Oh, did I go on a tangent about sexxy White actors? My fault, I can name some others 🤩 like Jason Moama, Michael B Jordan, Mario Lopez (then & now)... Let me stop 😂. Thanks for the summary of ishh I've missed because I don't watch news & don't be on social media. I gets all the tea from you Josh 😂
I've gone on photoshoots assuming the model was gonna bring someone and they come alone. I'm sure they've told someone etc but I never say anything like "Oh great! you came to meet me at the waterfalls alone!"
He’s not neurotic It’s not the correct usage of the term It’s okay, I understand Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun noun: neurosis; plural noun: neuroses a mental condition that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress (depression, anxiety, obsessive behaviour, hypochondria) but not a radical loss of touch with reality. Also (in nontechnical use) excessive and irrational anxiety or obsession. Neurotic is a form of Neurosis Most ppl have an irrational association with mental illness not knowing they are experience a sense of symptoms associated with them but in reality are not actually truly diagnosed with them Placebo is comforting
@@G4MMABA3 in this context neurotic refers to neuroticism, a personality trait defined by a tendency to worry about things. Neurosis is an outdated term for mental illness.
@@gingerjack0420 I ain't your daddy as long as you aren't successful. Now if you were a doctor, lawyer, famous comedian, etc however now that's a different story
"We live so much by convenience that if someone is inconvenient, we're like, why would I deal with you" ....that's real...but it ain't always wrong lol
Thank you for the big laughs sir! I really like your pace and style, never before a comedian made me laugh so hard while leaving me completely relaxed... you are perfect 👌
I took a woman to a lunch date on a nature trail. She said, “I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I’m probably going to die out here.” Me, “Why would you say that?” Her, “You took me to the middle of the forest, you’re wearing all black and I know who Jhonen Vasquez is. That logo on your backpack is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Jesus dude…” Idk who is more delusional… me for not thinking about the clothes and the backpack… or her for going with me into that forest. RIP to her beautiful soul (jk, she’s alive and well in my basement)
Omg this is hilarious! Our poor dog is in shambles every 4th of July and New Years. We don’t ever go out on those holidays. We stay home and comfort our poor furbaby. 😂
8:55 When he said podcast👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💯💯💯💯💯.. listening to other people's input and they don't even know the person that you're dealing with or you how could you take their advice
"They don't teach you about it, but black people fought in the American revolution." I watched this show "Liberty Kids" on PBS, it was fiction inspired on history, an educational kids show. There was a real life black spy who was CRITICAL on our success as the British assumed a black man couldn't read back then, he not only could read but he could bleed, Red, White, and Blue. It brakes my heart to think of the horrors some (ok more then some) white people inflicted on our non-white brothers and sisters.
Josh is like literally my favorite comedian. Fine. Funny. And facial expressions are always on mf point 😭😂😂 thank u for the laughs fr.
@@beepboop7041 he really is funny as fuck. And fine as fuck. But In my opinion he’s always been both fine and funny asf. He just keeps increasing those stats as time goes on.
👏👏Thank you! I've been following him for years and waited for someone to acknowledge how exponentially attractive he's become, say nothing about his consistent delivery.😅
how can one man be so smart, funny, so wise, and handsome? its crazy. the only comedian as handsome and clever and wise all at once is maybe matt rife...they are both too pretty to be this funny and wise. its almost not fair haha. But it easier to accept Josh cuz he's way more humble haha
He is good, like damn funny good!
Mf look like an ancient prince
"keeping telling them like you one of us" when I tell you I fell out my fuckin seat 😂
White women's entire political presence is throwing white men under the bus.
😂😂😂 I came to the comments quick cause they wasn’t laughing hard enough for me & soon as I seen this comment I knew this was next then put 2 & 2 together
Girl said ALLY!
“Keep telling them!”😂
He's right though
I went out with a guy and he told me that the drink that he served me wasn't drugged.
I was just like
"Why would you say that? I wasn't even thinking that"
Then I just didn't drink it because that sounded like I was finna turn up in a bush
turnip in a bush.........that's the code.
It doesn't just happen to females. I don't know what the situation was but I had someone put MDMA in my drink a few years ago. I was already planning on getting an Uber home thank God. Didn't realize I was tripping balls until the girl I brought home from the bar left my house and I was talking to my roommate. She was your definitely more than drunk right now. Maybe it was meant for one of the females I was talking to.
@AbbyWise32 - 😂
@@dustinb1070most likely. That happened to my cousin’s boyfriend
@@dustinb1070 Nah, it has happened to me before too. I was at a club, drank one beer, and I started feeling dizzy and like I was about to throw up. So, I went outside to some stairs at the side of the building and threw up... Then woke up in the back of some dude's car that I had never seen before. He was parked in a completely different parking lot and he was reaching back from the driver's seat and rubbing my leg and when I started to move, he looked back, smiled, and tried to climb in the backseat with me. I leaped out of that car and ran so fast that it felt like my feet were barely touching the ground and I was going to trip at any second. I didn't even look back, so I had no idea if he was chasing me or anything. Scared the crap outta me!
The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own is a raw ass quote to come from an 11 minute stand up comedy video on youtube.
Whatchu mean WE free?!?!😂😂 They couldn’t take it !!!!
Ive been watching/listening to comedy for thirty years and ive never heard any comic, black or white, man or woman, that relates to everyone the way he does.
“I know it must be hard to hear” took me out 😂😂
This guy is consistently funny he doesn’t miss
"The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own." I tried to see if that was an established quote and found nothing. If it is your own, you should claim it. I love it.
I’m just realizing that Josh is one of the few comedians who don’t use a lot of bad words and private body parts a lot to be funny.
I'm indigenous American, autistic, and specifically sensitive to sudden loud noises, and your part about the 4th of July is such a mood.
I fell in love with him on my 1st standup I KNOW HE’s gonna go places and will make History. Keep doing what you’re doing and always follow your heart ❤
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It's always a good day when I open up RUclips and there's a new Josh Johnson video. Man's dropping some serious truth on us.
I’ve been watching all his stuff today, I even went to sleep and just chuckle 😂. Much love Josh❤
He needs his own special! I want to see this man live
He has a special on peacock :)
He has 2
One of my favorite comedians in the last 10 years. Deliveries are always spot on!
Only josh can talk about murders and make it hilarious 😂
The killing bit showed alot of awareness
This dude is the freshest. So funny,
topical and on point.
Every dog is British on the 4th of july 😂😂😂😂😂 im dying
That convenience/inconvenience stuff is on point.
I love how I asked for the full version of the previous set and you came through. You’re amazing!🤣 Keep ‘em coming.
I had to Google Jonah Hill and Jon Hamm and... "OK daddy!" 😂
Me too 😂 but neither are my type... Now Brad Pitt or Alec Baldwin in their prime... Yeeeessss, or, David Beckham, Chris Hemsworth, Johnny Depp in his prime... Oh, did I go on a tangent about sexxy White actors? My fault, I can name some others 🤩 like Jason Moama, Michael B Jordan, Mario Lopez (then & now)... Let me stop 😂. Thanks for the summary of ishh I've missed because I don't watch news & don't be on social media. I gets all the tea from you Josh 😂
@@ResilientIzShe 😂😂😂💚
I've gone on photoshoots assuming the model was gonna bring someone and they come alone. I'm sure they've told someone etc but I never say anything like "Oh great! you came to meet me at the waterfalls alone!"
😂
Mike Birbiglia does a bit "What I should have said was nothing". Definitely look it up. You've already learned that, but it's still funny.
So comfortable in his own skin but still neurotic. Great character
He’s not neurotic
It’s not the correct usage of the term
It’s okay, I understand
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
noun
noun: neurosis; plural noun: neuroses
a mental condition that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress (depression, anxiety, obsessive behaviour, hypochondria) but not a radical loss of touch with reality.
Also
(in nontechnical use) excessive and irrational anxiety or obsession.
Neurotic is a form of Neurosis
Most ppl have an irrational association with mental illness not knowing they are experience a sense of symptoms associated with them but in reality are not actually truly diagnosed with them
Placebo is comforting
@@G4MMABA3.....
@@G4MMABA3 in this context neurotic refers to neuroticism, a personality trait defined by a tendency to worry about things. Neurosis is an outdated term for mental illness.
You have grown so, so much. I'm proud of you son
dad?
@@gingerjack0420 I ain't your daddy as long as you aren't successful. Now if you were a doctor, lawyer, famous comedian, etc however now that's a different story
Yes he has grown, so cool 👏🏾
@@kaykreatesbeautyartist So proud of our son, babe!💘
@@heiss9971 lol 😂 I’m done ok bae
I caught that James Baldwin, sir. Excellently done; most amusing!
I absolutely love the intellect behind the jokes!
Exactly! Most excellent blend of intelligence and masterful humor‽ Hahaha
"We live so much by convenience that if someone is inconvenient, we're like, why would I deal with you" ....that's real...but it ain't always wrong lol
Dealing with a jealous and controlling man is more than "inconvenient."
Thank you for the big laughs sir! I really like your pace and style, never before a comedian made me laugh so hard while leaving me completely relaxed... you are perfect 👌
His impression on females motivating each other is sooo accurate I had to rewind like 3 times 😂
We need more Josh in our lives!! I miss both his podcasts BTW. Just saying ❤
JJS still comes out on Thursdays
Oh I didn't even know that he had podcasts 😔😢
What he has podcasts?! 😊😊 looking them up now!!
Josh, I'm so happy that we found your content! Keep up the fresh uploads as they are fantastic mate! Let get you to blow up on here like Stavy Baby!
Amen to that! 👏
I'm native american but I love summer gatherings... riddle me that one about 4th of July
😂
I am a Sagittarius and I do walk on angel dust and clouds 🦄 😂
I don't understand why you still only have 35K subs. You deserve at least hundreds of thousands.
He's @ 1M now😊
"Outside the killing..." 🤣🤣🤣
The consistency coming from him is improving my life lol Im really loving it too because i don’t have Peacock.
Dude breaks down the problems with dating in the social media age around 8:00 😂😂😂😂
I took a woman to a lunch date on a nature trail.
She said, “I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I’m probably going to die out here.”
Me, “Why would you say that?”
Her, “You took me to the middle of the forest, you’re wearing all black and I know who Jhonen Vasquez is. That logo on your backpack is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Jesus dude…”
Idk who is more delusional… me for not thinking about the clothes and the backpack… or her for going with me into that forest. RIP to her beautiful soul (jk, she’s alive and well in my basement)
😂😂😂
He's right, I'm in his basement too and there's a lot of amenities!😊
This comment was a roller coaster
She sounds awesome! Z?
This is so funny wtf😂😂😂😅
One time my hook-up said, "my friends told me to bring a knife, but I forgot it," and I said, "no worries, I've got mine right here."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Omg this is hilarious! Our poor dog is in shambles every 4th of July and New Years. We don’t ever go out on those holidays. We stay home and comfort our poor furbaby. 😂
i done watched like 4-5 videos in a row SUBSCRIBED. "I done lost my friend" 😂 truth! 💙
thank you for always posting new stuff! so rad.
Dude's fucking hilarious. He should do a podcast.
This dude plays the silver lining like an absolute pro!
You are brilliant Josh.
I like he always keeps them intense and they don't know where he taking the conversation.
Yes. Me and my dog Thank you Josh! 😂
2222! 😂🎉 Yep, vibe but don’t kill! Thank you Josh.
Omg Josh u r hilarious and brilliant 😂🔥🔥🔥
2:30 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀😝😝😝 “even if women wanted to catch up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Josh is the best comedian totally.,🤔😼.😁😸✌️
Josh, you're walking with the greats already. Come do some shows in Seattle.
Keep doing you buddy you're getting better every year 🫡
You’re so smart and funny!
The podcast bit was On Point 😂!!
Ever since you made me laugh that one time I always click your links.
I'm watching Josh Johnson and Troy Bond. You two got it.
Keep telling them 😂
My favorite comedian! He's SO hilarious and I'm soooo glad he brought up the whole Jonah hill thing 😂😂😂😂
The most intelligent comedian ever ❤ I hope he gets acknowledged soon.
i mean 33k views in half a day isn't nothing
8:55
When he said podcast👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💯💯💯💯💯.. listening to other people's input and they don't even know the person that you're dealing with or you how could you take their advice
Love him. ❤
Keep up the great work
I find this joke (4th of July)particularly funny in reference to dogs and brown people and the wtf moment
Brown people? No, he meant ADOS. My hispani, somali, and hispanic neighbors love 4th of July.
His crowd is the people he making fun of it's rough
@@chaosmagick”hispani”?
Another awesome set Josh!
Set was absolute fire from beginning to end, so when’s the tour?
I love this man...man
Every single time it's hilarious
My new amp-up motto is that I walk on air and angel dust.
And lol says the guy with a podcast named after him.
Josh Johnson is the best comedian since Louis C.K.! And this guy didn’t sexually assault someone!
He literally educates and makes you laugh...he can get it. Yea....i said it 😂
For the longest time I knew my top three comedians but then I found Josh and I don't know who is in the top three anymore
"They don't teach you about it, but black people fought in the American revolution."
I watched this show "Liberty Kids" on PBS, it was fiction inspired on history, an educational kids show. There was a real life black spy who was CRITICAL on our success as the British assumed a black man couldn't read back then, he not only could read but he could bleed, Red, White, and Blue. It brakes my heart to think of the horrors some (ok more then some) white people inflicted on our non-white brothers and sisters.
Keep telling them! 😂 Git they as-.
From when I first saw Josh Johnson to know I respect he’s been working bc the comedy been getting better and better
Loved the man be killing bit 😂
I catched Josh a couple of times opening for Trevor and he always killed. Hope he is heading down to Tampa soon
josh's haircut rn is the best
Josh be you I enjoy the way your mind works
Lolzzz “but a little dangerous”
Ohhh yes 😂😂😂
I love him 😂
Black people, native people, veterans, and dogs generally don't like the 4th of July.
Love this dude..from Texas
Damn this is A level material. Could not believe I discovered Josh just now..
He said. "I know" to the dog😅😅😅
Wow the convenience/inconvenience thing with relationships is so true!
I really liked his old deliveries but this shit is great!
Man needs more specials
Such a funny guy would like to see him have his own TV show
Lol there aren't TV shows anymore old man
You walk on air and angel dust lol
I had an ear infection on Fourth of July, so at least we both had a bad time together :’)
Stay consistent please!
Love this work
That sounds very demanding
@josh Johnson bro you avoid laser beams 🔥🔥🔥
My step family was all native americans and we had two dogs. Definitely a unique experience of the holiday
Hitting some of those young Jerry jokes, nice
Alot of people do call dudes "gay" for now eating like an 80% meat diet. You order a salad some people will call you gay.
bro this shit is crazy, like every time!!!!!
IT MUST BE HARD TO HEAR😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 GOTTEEEEEM