shadowslasher11X no because if you are playing saints row you are probably alone and at home. Wait or would you have to go to your neighbor and hit him/her? Or because you make a character and you are that player can you hit people in game?
+8Rincewind if you watch the past million dollars but, it's like burnie's main catchphrase. he likes to remind people a million dollars is a lot of money ;)
Iam Jaturapat Actually I think you'd be fine if you watched the videos, so long as no one is around. The catch was you punch the closest person to you when you see the car. But if no one around, you'd be fine.
Well that's the thing, you wouldn't really know if someone is that far away or not. So either you don't have to punch someone or you end up punching yourself.
Purple is so low that after looking it up purple falls into the ratio of Other colors with account for about 2% of car colors and it helps that it isn't really a manufacturer color. Its also just a weird sounding color.
I mean, I'm already never going to fly United again so... How about million dollars, but every time you need to travel long distances, it HAS to be on an overbooked United flight.
I've just found out about these things today and I've watched about 3 of them and oh man, these are both hilarious to watch and the production value is through the roof. Major props to everyone who works on these, I can't wait to watch all of them.
also gus' scenario was one of the best ones on this show. purple cars are like juuuust infrequent enough to where its something id really consider but man in the wrong circumstance thats life ruining
Bought the game for my brother for Christmas! We are huge fans of Rooster Teeth and we love the game! Probably was one of the best gifts given/received this year XD
Shoot. Hmm... okay, what about resolutions or plots? A bunch of games have a "world is in trouble, only the player can save them" storylines. Would we become said protagonist and have to go through the game's storyline? Would we be a civilian in that world, and the hero is someone else? Does the hero succeed, or would he not even exist, dooming us all? I have some ideas, but I need a bit more clarification. It's a lot of money... (speaking of which, would we get a million US dollars, or a million whatever-the-currency-in-this-game-world-is?
MrLego3160 he went on the sabbatical after this video was shot. He was in the Burnie vlog when he wrapped his tesla and this video has his car before the wrap.
I've made a few scenarios like that last one where it's "the nearest person" condition. Always leads to interesting discussion about location and proximity.
If when the gravity turns back on you just fall back to the ground you would die the first time it happened unless it's inside so you don't have that far to fall. But if you're outside, you're dead. I think the only one I would take is the personal storm cloud.
I don't wanna be that one guy, buuuuuut... If gravity didn't have any effect on you, you wouldln't just drift slowly off the ground; you'd be flung off into space by the Earth's rotation, accelerating relative to the atmosphere at uh... let me do the math... at um... *mutter mutter mutter* Really? *mutter MUTTER mutter* Are you sure? *mutter* Ok, then, you'd be accelerating at 0.03392 meters per second squared... that's... multiple orders of magnitude smaller than I expected... I guess you would just float slowly upwards then...
But wouldn't the fact that gravity has no affect on you make you completely weightless? that would mean you would be buoyant in air and actually float up similarly to a helium balloon. and that would make you accelerate quite quickly.
If a human body were to displace, say, 90 litres of air (should be pretty close to average) that would result in about 0.12 kilograms at sea level. Not much of a problem indoors, and probably less then whatever you are wearing.
I don't think you'd be flung into to space really fast, since your inertia (a different force to gravity) would keep you moving at relatively the same pace as Earth. But since Earth is also rotating, and inertia isn't really affected by rotation unless there's gravity (Which there isn't), you'd still drift from Earth as it rotates away from you. So all you need is something to hang onto to so that you don't drift off
You get a million dollars, but... You spend some of that money on one random thing where the price ranges from one cent to the whole million dollars. You don't know what it is until you buy it. Think of it like something taking control of you only by making you spend something. If you have money left over after buying that one item, you can do with it whatever you want. Edit: ok, so people are starting to see this as a positive regardless of the outcome. So let's make this more interesting. The item you don't know what you're buying is an item you will not like. So you feel like what you bought was a waste. And the item's price will be what it's actually worth, so no paying a million dollars on a notebook worth a couple of cents.
The worst that could happen is you get something worth a million dollars, whether you want or need it. There's practically a one in a million chance that you don't gain money off it as well. Really no drawback.
We need Neil Degrass Tyson ( or equivalent) to weigh in on how somebody would be affected if gravity suddenly switched off. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't just start floating towards the sky unless some force pushed you in that direction.
Iirc you'd get launched into space by the earth's rotation as there's no longer a force keeping you on the ground. Kind of like if you were swinging a ball on the end of a string and then suddenly let go
Seeing Burnie mouth the words "Sorry, Grandma, purple car." and the deck some old lady in the face... now that's something I never thought I'd see, and it's an excellent start to the series.
I cant believe how much work was put into this episode. Gathered a bunch of purple cars and people to stage a parade just for 10 seconds of clips? This is like Lasagna Cat Level of work
"How about that weather and sports team, fellow human?" Is how I want to greet people from now on.
Henkil Epsilon --- Lmao Yes exactly! I think I may just do that one also... cuz it's funny..
Henkil Epsilon How do you do, fellow kids?
It reminds me of the Game Grumps Zognoids thing.
"This is pleasurable to my human ears, because I too am a human!"
This is agreeable to all my human senses! Touch, smell, sight, taste and flurrg!
Henkil Epsilon Lol same
Million dollars, but every time you spend any of it, Burnie whispers in your ear "that's a lot of money".
Like he follows you around everywhere?
Gabe Puratekuta I see no down side
jacko2131 but what happens if you go to the bank to make a deposit or a withdrawal, will Burnie still whisper in your ear
do this just to hang out with Burnie
It's like he just happened to be in the same place, he whispers in your ear and just carries on with what he was doing.
The purple car thing would make playing Saints Row nearly impossible.
Or make it real
shadowslasher11X no because if you are playing saints row you are probably alone and at home. Wait or would you have to go to your neighbor and hit him/her? Or because you make a character and you are that player can you hit people in game?
I mean it says closes to you so I'd assume you'd literally have to go out of your way to find the person closest to you
But real life wouldn't be so bad, like, how many people in the world drive purple cars.
Or watching any AH GTA V video...
I love how Matt is dressed like that high school substitute teacher that really wanted to look cool for the class :)
And his is dressed as a regular teacher
Props to that guy at the start of the riancloud one for how perfectly he nailed lipsyncing to Gus and Matt
MattShnoop thanks friend!
Nick Wolf woah! You're the guy!
i-am-the-niece-of-satan it would appear so lol
Yes it was so good
How hard was it to do that lipsyncing?
surprised burnie didnt say "that's a lot of money" everytime
no You can see he said it right at the start - when Matt mentions a million dollars - but they muted him for some reason.
I think the reason for it is pretty clear.
what is this reference? When did he say "That's a lot of money"?
+8Rincewind if you watch the past million dollars but, it's like burnie's main catchphrase. he likes to remind people a million dollars is a lot of money ;)
Matt would fire his annoying ass for saying it in his prescence.
Burnie punching people at the parade was top notch. He hopped on that truck lol.
That umbrella hat looked way too natural on Gus.
No cap
If I had to punch someone every time I see a purple car, I would have to unsub from the Let's Play channel. Rimmy Tim and Gavin are unavoidable.
Oh damn you're right, you couldn't even look at the screenshot for the video because half the time there's a purple car on it lol
Iam Jaturapat Actually I think you'd be fine if you watched the videos, so long as no one is around. The catch was you punch the closest person to you when you see the car. But if no one around, you'd be fine.
What if the closest person's 100 kilometers away?
Well that's the thing, you wouldn't really know if someone is that far away or not. So either you don't have to punch someone or you end up punching yourself.
Iam Jaturapat Just follow the purple car until it stops or you find someone on the way
How many people actually own a purple car?
Gavin is not people.
savageness incarnated in a comment
I don't know but it was hilarous
DenkitekiKesshiRune
My dad has a purple Roadrunner, he's very proud of it.
Purple is so low that after looking it up purple falls into the ratio of Other colors with account for about 2% of car colors and it helps that it isn't really a manufacturer color. Its also just a weird sounding color.
Well, I guess Geoff is dead.
Sabbatical.
Sean Dionisio no mention of Joel ha
onetimeinashop how do you know ?
He's on his sabbatical.
HaloVivek13 Viveeeeeeeeeeek.
But Seamus is dead.
Million dollars but whenever you spend any of the money you have the voice of Simmons from RvB for 4 hours
I'd do it
NO, NOT THE KISS ASS
Gus doesn't seem to mind
But what's the downside?
Sir Turtle The Great an easy yes.
Seriously, can we appreciate how well that guy lip syncs with their voices?
Witty Euphemism hey thanks man!
Not just eh lip syncing but he nailed the expressions
Late to reply but have been looking for this comment for forever!
matt's delivery of "what if the person next to you is grandma and she's not doing so well" makes me laugh my ass off every time
"I'm lost in the desert and dying...let me make a quick call!"
This is absolutely my favorite Rooster Teeth series by far. So happy it keeps getting renewed
I've only seen 1 purple car ever... easy money for the rural midwest life
You know, I really don't see a lot of purple cars around me, so I'd totally take the money.
_purple car passes by_
A million dollars but every time you get on a united airlines flight , you'll get dragged off by the police.
Then just don't fly United anymore
I can do that. That money is mine.
That's not much better bro
I mean, I'm already never going to fly United again so...
How about million dollars, but every time you need to travel long distances, it HAS to be on an overbooked United flight.
Yep that's literally it hahaha
That whole shoulder move that guy does at 1:08 just cracks me up and I don't know why.
On another note .... its funny seeing millionaires playing a game of "million dollars, but ..."
So glad it's back again! And already one of my favourites!
Burnie running down that line of cars punching people ... 😂
My boss has a purple car so I couldn't imagine that ending well for me.
Can't tell if they muted Burnie or he's just mouthing the words but "that's a lot of money" still made it in there 😂 0:28
Middle of class, sees million dollars but, clicks immediately.
1 in the morning for me
ThePotatoDudesGaming middle of class, sees teacher, watch lesson
I'm on Easter holidays.
ThePotatoDudesGaming you have school?
same here
0:59 the fact that he also acted that out haha. I would take the first 2 "Buts"
Imagine if it was a kid playing with a purple toy hot wheels car 😂
I've just found out about these things today and I've watched about 3 of them and oh man, these are both hilarious to watch and the production value is through the roof. Major props to everyone who works on these, I can't wait to watch all of them.
also gus' scenario was one of the best ones on this show. purple cars are like juuuust infrequent enough to where its something id really consider but man in the wrong circumstance thats life ruining
I really love my grandmother, so that one skit really made me feel sad. I just hope she continues to have such great health
It's a yellow car in the UK, (you know if you're from the UK)
Jim Bob Yellow car in New York.
Aren't New York taxis yellow?
Where I live it's a yellow car or a van and a yellow van is two punches.
Cheese on wheels
Yellocarnohitbacks c:
Bought the game for my brother for Christmas! We are huge fans of Rooster Teeth and we love the game! Probably was one of the best gifts given/received this year XD
a million dollars, but...
the next video game you play becomes the world's reality
...choose wisely
i don't even want the million dollars, i have a few games that would be pretty great to have IRL.
duelgundam Any respawns?
***** nope, no respawns.
Shoot. Hmm... okay, what about resolutions or plots? A bunch of games have a "world is in trouble, only the player can save them" storylines. Would we become said protagonist and have to go through the game's storyline? Would we be a civilian in that world, and the hero is someone else? Does the hero succeed, or would he not even exist, dooming us all?
I have some ideas, but I need a bit more clarification. It's a lot of money... (speaking of which, would we get a million US dollars, or a million whatever-the-currency-in-this-game-world-is?
duelgundam Asteroids. Hell yeah
I don't know why, but I find having another person's voice play over someone mouthing the words extremely hilarious!
wasn't geoff a founding father?
Sabbatical.
also I think Matt outranks him
He is Sarge after all
MrLego3160 he went on the sabbatical after this video was shot. He was in the Burnie vlog when he wrapped his tesla and this video has his car before the wrap.
Yep, he's still on his sabbatical. Also Matt's the CEO so he outranks all of them
Don't forget Joel
Lol that anti-gravity one, I'm carrying a grappling gun.
what if you owned a purple car
70ry A Run people over with it.
it'll probably be your neighbor
Your daily commute will suck, for starters
that's how you wake up your kids for school
70ry A then not only would you be screwed, you'd be considered a poser
The dude in red who lip-sycned the weather bit is a hella good actor
Finally it's back, it brings a tear to my eye :`)
Oh maaaan, that grandma punch was hilarious XD
Church, Griff, and Sarge walk into a bar...
Liam Orpheus-Diana Church, Simmons and Sarge actually
3:26 OK, but we are going to talk about the fact that Burnie owns A FREAKING TESLA. So cool...
I would take Gus' stipulation, because I have not seen a purple car in my life so it would not be particularly effective
I cannot remember the last time I saw a purple car, I'm taking that million dollars!
wow church and sarge/doc and Simmons in the same room
Dude asking Gus about the weather was spot on.
WHEN'S THE DRUNK RVB, BURNIE. WHEN IS IT
i love how they voice each other
just wear tinted sunglasses that way you cant even tell if a cars purple or not.
I've made a few scenarios like that last one where it's "the nearest person" condition. Always leads to interesting discussion about location and proximity.
What if you're color-blind to Purple? Or get glasses so you can't see purple. You can hire people to create glasses with a million dollars.
I love Burnie running down the road calling his shot at the end
If when the gravity turns back on you just fall back to the ground you would die the first time it happened unless it's inside so you don't have that far to fall. But if you're outside, you're dead. I think the only one I would take is the personal storm cloud.
If this video was made like 2 years later, the comment section would've just been "Thanos car"
How many people own a purple car? Seriously?
Overwatch Uprising, new TBFP Yakuza episode AND return of MDB!? Today's gonna be a great day!
Lol the anchor wouldn't help if there is zero gravity
For you, not for everything else. Nobody else is floating away, just you.
JhericFury mmm I see your point
it'd be just you. So, the anchor would still be pulled towards the earth.
wow did you guys really just like,work 2 weeks on a 5 min video.
these are amazingly high quality.
I don't wanna be that one guy, buuuuuut...
If gravity didn't have any effect on you, you wouldln't just drift slowly off the ground; you'd be flung off into space by the Earth's rotation, accelerating relative to the atmosphere at uh... let me do the math... at um... *mutter mutter mutter* Really? *mutter MUTTER mutter* Are you sure? *mutter* Ok, then, you'd be accelerating at 0.03392 meters per second squared... that's... multiple orders of magnitude smaller than I expected... I guess you would just float slowly upwards then...
It is nice to see a person who does their homework.
Thankyou.
But wouldn't the fact that gravity has no affect on you make you completely weightless? that would mean you would be buoyant in air and actually float up similarly to a helium balloon. and that would make you accelerate quite quickly.
If a human body were to displace, say, 90 litres of air (should be pretty close to average) that would result in about 0.12 kilograms at sea level. Not much of a problem indoors, and probably less then whatever you are wearing.
I don't think you'd be flung into to space really fast, since your inertia (a different force to gravity) would keep you moving at relatively the same pace as Earth. But since Earth is also rotating, and inertia isn't really affected by rotation unless there's gravity (Which there isn't), you'd still drift from Earth as it rotates away from you. So all you need is something to hang onto to so that you don't drift off
amazing cinematography for the scene where Burnie is just going on a punching rampage. 10 outta 10
A million dollars, but no more "Million Dollars, But..."
Ethan Chene no, couldn't take that one.
im sure Burnie would take that.
Ethan Chene no
That last scene had my dying!!! That was gold
0:58 - 1:12
1. That was hilarious
2. Who is that
It's a me.
For real that is perfect. Hes getting a sub.
"Sorry grandma purple car" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
You get a million dollars, but...
You spend some of that money on one random thing where the price ranges from one cent to the whole million dollars. You don't know what it is until you buy it. Think of it like something taking control of you only by making you spend something. If you have money left over after buying that one item, you can do with it whatever you want.
Edit: ok, so people are starting to see this as a positive regardless of the outcome. So let's make this more interesting. The item you don't know what you're buying is an item you will not like. So you feel like what you bought was a waste. And the item's price will be what it's actually worth, so no paying a million dollars on a notebook worth a couple of cents.
kinda like reverse deal or no deal
Wait so you just like go to the store and by something then you get the rest
Or does someone like show up and give you options?
No, you're just presented with a random price and must make the purchase without knowing what item you're buying for that amount of money.
Adresadini even if it could be something you don't want or need?
The worst that could happen is you get something worth a million dollars, whether you want or need it. There's practically a one in a million chance that you don't gain money off it as well. Really no drawback.
I love scenario 1 because Matt gives an example where you're lost in a desert but you still have a working phone
Can't wait for Philip defranco to be on this show.
Did he or RT hint at them recording a video with him? If so I'm hyped.
Look at the RT youtube page and look at their banner. You can see some familiar faces there.
look at rooster teeths channel banner, plus it was is phils volgs
neo_child It was mentioned in one of Phil's vlogs last year, and I think it was mentioned on the RT website
He said it himself on his channel
The purple car one was the best segment of any episode I've seen
To be honest, I've never seen a purple car (unless in a video game). Is that an American thing?
Think that's the point. It doesn't happen super often, so it wouldn't grossly affect you. Just occasionally happen enough that you don't expect it
Good job to the "jackass on the street" 😂 he did that scene perfectly!
if gravity turned off for you, your subatomic particles would be dismantled and you'd just be gone.
....No.
necronsplayer uhh not quite, but you would be hurtled into space because you would be disconnected from the earths orbit around the sun...
that isn't how gravity works....
We need Neil Degrass Tyson ( or equivalent) to weigh in on how somebody would be affected if gravity suddenly switched off. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't just start floating towards the sky unless some force pushed you in that direction.
Iirc you'd get launched into space by the earth's rotation as there's no longer a force keeping you on the ground. Kind of like if you were swinging a ball on the end of a string and then suddenly let go
that Purple Punch thing id do that in a heart beat becuz punching some one for no reason is funny as hell
Matt needs to be in more episodes. This one was phenomenal.
2:07 Oooh Matt, nice! Red Wing Iron Rangers, they sure look like they have seen many miles. Really nice :)
Million Dollars but.... Is my favorite Roosterteeth series
Seeing Burnie mouth the words "Sorry, Grandma, purple car." and the deck some old lady in the face... now that's something I never thought I'd see, and it's an excellent start to the series.
I love that the purple at parade consisted of two cars. Gus must've worked real hard to put that event together
I was just about to go to bed. 'new episode of Million Dollars But comes on' Looks like I'm staying up
Gus: How do I Human?
LOL
Classic Gus, takes the money every time
How did I only just now find this? This is amazing!
That purple car one was priceless.
Glad to see this back.
can you imagine punching some really big dude in the mouth and trying to explain why you punched him before he destroys you? lol
Im so glad this returned
Good god I love this show! The Purple Car bit was fantastic!
This video made me aware that I need a montage of Burnie on a punching rampage though a bunch of random locations.
Lmao lost in the desert and you call someone to ask for the weather
When they started talking about punching grandma, I choked on my food.
Idk why, but I love seeing Burnie punch people.
Finally my favorite show is back
"Hey buddy, I think you're at the wrong parade"
That made me laugh like an idiot for some reason
Dammit can't do any of these, no money for me 😂
SO Glad this is back!! I love this!
Love that the kept the mistake in there
To imagine this whole game and segment started with Gavin and Geoff just goofing around whilst building stuff.
I AM SO GLAD THIS IS BACK!
Burnie punching people at the parade is one of funniest things I have seen him do
I'm crying at the purple car one lmao
Matt has such kind eyes.
I cant believe how much work was put into this episode. Gathered a bunch of purple cars and people to stage a parade just for 10 seconds of clips? This is like Lasagna Cat Level of work