Million Dollars, But... Raptor Legs | Rooster Teeth
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2017
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What would you do for a million dollars? Rooster Teeth’s finest would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything. In each episode, a rotating cast of hosts challenge each other with their own hypothetical version of the question "You get a million dollars, but...". Participants have to determine if the deal would be worth it for them in exchange for a million dollars.
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the reverse knees was the hardest that I have laughed in a while...
Trainman 675 was going to comment the same thing.
Blaine going boodolodolo forced a lol out of me :)
agree so much, I have not laughed that much in a long time. still giggling
Nightmare RDash it was the queue bit for me lol
Oh god, that whole sequence of events, I couldn't breathe.
The loose baby teeth thing was legit horrifying. Like, dear God.
Battfro I've recurring nightmares of losing like only 3 or 4 teeth, for a billion dollars, maybe, no chance for a million
Steven Hudson At least it's only a few teeth. I've had recurring nightmares of losing all my teeth.
I hope this explains those dreams: www.google.co.uk/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=UWTpV9f0MsjU8gfF-q2oBQ#safe=strict&q=what+does+it+mean+when+you+have+dreams+about+losing+your+teeth
Weeb Machine See I would rather it be all of them, then I would know it's a dream! when it's 3 or 4 it feels too real!
Yeah, that was the only MDB that I actually audibly went "oh... oh no.. noooo...
I think Gavin really wanted to wear a suit of armour.
Kieran Wyatt I mean, doesn't everyone?
And a grill :P
he is getting he's moneys worth
He literally admitted to it already... He said he only came up with it so that he would get to wear a suit if armor for the live action recreation. He also said that he uses any chance he gets to bring up Knight armor so he can wear it.
@@trod146 Clever of him
i would do raptor legs in a heartbeat
scramfhy dang i would do it but they didnt specify if you would feel the pain or not :/
scramfhy dang Everybody do the dinosaur!
i would pay a million dollars for that
scramfhy dang that's a weird fetish..
goddamn scalies
Those fan suggestions were fantastic
The first girl was hot af
not many girls can pull off dark lipstick
Er PaBlEtOr Not particularly.
I was wondering how they managed to make the video so long but the fan suggestions were pretty damn good
i guess they filetered out the 10-20 completly rubish once
Blaine had waaay too much with the raptor bit lol. I cackled when he locked eyes with that dude and made that sound.
"Just play some Halo." With a N64 controller?
What? You don't?!
TheNoble6ism pros do it
I would find a way!
*an
Somebody beat Dark Souls with a guitar hero controller. There's no room for complaint
1:57 tis just a scratch
that would get old pretty fast
Militia pilot A scratch? Your arm's off!
Militia pilot I
Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Militia pilot ii
The audience had great scenarios
better than some of gavin's ones.
Slinky they need to do more of these MDB with the audience and getting their suggestions. these are hilarious
Slinky There should be a MBD twitter or Reddit that people can post their own suggestions, and the crew do a 4th one with the best one they've seen before the recording
I like the joke the girl said for the shakeaspeare one 😂
Raptor legs makes laugh so hard I can't stop
I'm surprised how many people want to have bird legs
I would attach knives to my feet, and than just chase people around if I had raptor legs
Having bird legs are awesome
I'd take the Shakespeare monologue one, that sounds like fun. Same with the knees thing. I'd just explain it, and just stay in and be on my computer all day.
2:59 Gavin the Free
lil gavino
Lil Gav flows better
I think Gavin the Free would be a better name for when he's in his suit of armour
Freezy
Monica Q should be hired. She jumped in the conversation like she's known them for years.
Emanuel Dixson I don't think that makes her eligible to work at RoosterTeeth. Side note, she's very pretty.
Emanuel Dixson I mean, she's probably been a fan for years, so that would make sense. That's the strangest thing about long-term podcast makers, people experience their group social quirks and mechanics, and feel included, even though they've never actually been a direct influence on said group. We all know the jokes about Gavin's nose, but to actually make the joke to him would be awkward and not cool in any way.
Shout-out to Blaine's fearsome raptor noise, couldn't stop laughing
Burnie just cutting Gavin off at the beginning to say, *"Lotta money."* is so perfect.
This is easily my favorite MDB episode yet. I would take the Raptor legs and think only the raptor legs
But then you could also take the loose limbs and accidentally bump one of the legs off. Hilarity ensues.
I may have been replaying the scene where Blaine was acting like a Demonic Turkey-Raptor over and over again, while chortling continuously.
That first girl was a great commentator on the scenario as well.
This is seriously the best episode of the show ever. The audience ideas were really freaking great!!
DreamcastGuy agreed I'd so take the raptor legs
Can I just say, out of all the years of rooster teeth I have witnessed, this is my favourite show they have done.
4:40 I laughter my ass off, in class.
doom7ish I too laughter a lot *proceeds to laughter*
LAUGHTERING OUT LOUD!
Having a laughter there m8?
ScoutKirby yes, I am.
Clever Girl.
So baby limbs grow back,
Like when Deadpool's hand grew back?
Except it would grow back within an hour instead of a few hours.
MysteryMii215 still.
we get to be muthafukin DEADPOOL!!!
I literally couldn't breath at the backwards legs one
The baby tooth one is from my nightmares. Anytime when my teeth feel a little weak, I tend to have nightmares that night of my teeth falling out or cracking and chipping. And I can feel the teeth in my mouth if they fell out or chipped and ugh, I hate those nights
3:50 We need more of people derailing "Million Dollars But..."
Or just Gavin doing it, I'd be down with either or.
5:06 "I'd flip my legs over my head and play some Halo."
While holding an N64 controller.
God damn it, Gav.
I feel like that first girl would fit so perfectly to roosterteeth
FinTheDew Same here
I would take the raptor legs one and everytime it happens. Dress up as my favorite r6s operator and run into the Ubisoft headquarters yelling "put me back in the game"
This summer a new hero will blesse you. The Sneezer. A man who is allergic to almost anything his super power is to knock over anything that he focuses on. Be sure to bring tissues.
I just love seeing them act out these crazy scenarios in real life :D
best episode yet 😂😂 died laughing on the bus
sorry for your loss.
rip
I would take the raptor legs one if there's no pain involved. The Achoo Boo Boo one would be a nightmare for me and everyone around me cuz I don't just sneeze once and then that's it. The way Burnie was sneezing after getting hit with the tree pollen is my normal sneezing routine every time I sneeze so basically the entire city I live in would be decimated by he end of the week
Bend your legs backwards like a Velociraptor?
I've been doing that since High School!
Last one sounded good till she said "however..."
blaine is such a good director. Those live actions scenes for the reverse legs had me in tears.
did any one else notice the name of the cereal on 4:48
Imagine you sneeze and the Sun falls of the sky
Palvaz The Sun is projecting light out in space so the sun can't fall out the sky be more like we float away into space.
The sun cannot fall as it is in space
but you get a like.
That's..that's not how that works .
You never finished school, did you? That or you just didn't do very good in science
Wayward weiner seems like an old rock song if Weird al got a hold of it
detachable rather
Slinky Carry on wayward weiner
gavin's got a big nose,,, if he sneezes the earth would crumble
2017: Gavin sneezes
2018: Fallout irl
a peach and imagine what would happen if he took the money
I legitimately almost died laughing at Blaine the Velociraptor. I seriously can't breath right now
LMAO I never realised how "Australian" people sound on video compared to real life.
WHAT ARE WE DOIN' GEOFF
Rooster teeth, please include more scenarios in your more common episodes! I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard! This was I think my favorite episode so far! Keep up he great work!!!
That was a great one, really well edited.
This started off gross and ended with me laughing my ass off.
Hey that's a good idea, a million dollars but you can literally laugh your ass off :)
the knees one killed me!
Oh my god, the backwards knee scenario at 4:33 had me laughing my butt off.
I was laughing at the backwards knees one so hard I had to re-watch it three times because I could barely see through the tears 🤣
a million dollars, but...
the next video game you play becomes the world's reality
...choose wisely
Jesus that could end poorly...
Yup
The world that we can choose,my god
Play the Sims so that I could be God.
duelgundam the correct answer, of course, would be skyrim... unless it crashed. Then, uh...?
"I would do it, I'd just play video games that day. Flip my legs over my shoulders and play some halo" says Gavin as he's holding a Nintendo 64 controller
Loooved this episode, it's awesome to see the fan suggestions in there. More like this from the next live events you do please!
Glad to see this series is making a comeback
this episode was amazing
Burnie is now 2 for 2 on field goals
When was the first one?
TheSquirrelyGhost He talked about how he made a field goal back in like high school or college and has never tried to do it again so he can say he's 100% on field goals in life
This really worked, great call on doing it live, great editing on the audience input too! Audible snickers throughout!
I have to appreciate the surprising quality for this being filmed live, really impressed with this one, great episode
How did I not find out about this series earlier
Monica is a cute person.
absolutely awesome seeing this panel live, and kind of surreal seeing them acted out in an actual episode!!
I always come back to this one, i think it was my favorite for sure
You guys should do 6 senarios from now on because 3 is just too few now.
I laughed so FREAKIN HARD😐
I really enjoyed this! I would love it if you asked your viewers for scenarios in the future, 'cause those fan scenarios were so damn good!
This is gold. The legs breaking is my most favorite. 10/10 would watch again.
million dollars but....everytime you eat something you poo it out the same shape, colour and density, but it would be poo....so you could prank jon risinger by eating a donut, poop it out 24 hours later and give it to him as a gift (cause he cant smell the poo)
MRX Fragile easiest million dollars ive ever made
until one day you ate an entire watermelon ;)
what if I just eat everything in really tiny bites/portions? it comes out the way it got in, right? :D
yup you eat half a biscuit 24 hours later you poop it out like that
No way. I'd never be able to eat soup again!
Australia represent.
ppleater you guys have some really attractive people!!
Out of all the MDB suggestions, i would totally take the "digitigrade" knees in a heartbeat.
One of my favourite panels from the 2 days at RTXAU!
Im in love with "Monica Q"
$1,000,000 but one week a month the hair on your head falls off and grow back in any random spot
I loved the fan suggestions!!! So good to have the RT community's input.
This was awesome. For sure do it again.
relatively close to first.
Go to Australia! All the female RT fans are over there!
Really good audio mixing in this! Sounds fantastic for a live panel
i think its great that you guys did twice as many scenarios with the fans!
Talk about unrealistic body expectations for men at 4:39
1: Well, I'm a girl, so...I don't think it counts for me.
2: No, not taking.
3: HELL NO.
4: Yeah, I'll take that.
5: As long as it doesn't hurt, I'll take that.
6: Yeah, I'll take that.
DCreed013 5
Girls?
...On RUclips...?
1: instead of a sausage you'll have those taco shells :D
A room full of roast beef strips.
no I haven't my mom won't let me
Loved using the audience scenarios. This was a great episode.
This was a great Episode of MDB.
i'm so tired
Juicy same
same boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
What if you were a woman in the first one? Would it just be a bunch of oysters all over the place?
DenkitekiKesshiRune Hot dog baps
OMFG more live, this was awesome!!! :D
Those were awesome scenarios! Best one yet!
hey I'm early
Hi early I'm dad.
Werwa Hi dad, I'm 1st
No guys got the chance? lol sexist XD
D F maybe guys did get picked but RT just picked he two best ones visually?
JuliusKing possibly. lol I was joking about it and not really taking any offense to it. Just had to since my friend is the real sexist XD
I like to think that they wouldn't be funny to replicate in real life scenario's but it's probably that they were really cringe-y questions like a lot of dudes ask at RT expo's.
I love the fan suggestions! Great idea!
It's crazy how well the audience suggestions went, this is like the best MBD ever and it was live :o
this show is really one of the best on youtube, its a shame the episodes are so short
Really enjoyed the audience questions!
This is one of my favorite episodes! Definitely the hardest I've laughed!
4:30 is the best!
I like that they got the audience involved in it. I always live it when companies allow the fans to interact.
*love
I always want to the the BTS of the skits, like seeing Gavin buying his suit of armor and all the arm stuff
My favorite MDB in a while
I love the "shorter skits but more situations" format this episode used. You still get the visual, but there's less dwelling on what ifs.
Feels good to have been there to watch this live and now seeing it come to RUclips is just damn cool
I made a mistake of watching this at 1am, I laughed so much my parents almost woke up 😂
Best MDB so far!
This is my favorite episode ever