I Hired 7 Year Olds To Write My Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 30 мар 2024
  • Thanks to ABC for having me - www.alwaysbecomedy.com
    And also go see my pal Iain on tour - www.iaindoesjokes.com
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  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis Месяц назад +24326

    The second hand embarrassment I felt physically hurts me

    • @Limitlessisthee
      @Limitlessisthee Месяц назад +54

      I like your pfp

    • @SECURITEH
      @SECURITEH Месяц назад +366

      The cringe was there big time, mission very successful and mad respect for doing that.

    • @HunterDarling-xj2uj
      @HunterDarling-xj2uj Месяц назад +44

      FR, I felt it.

    • @lolzor_live
      @lolzor_live Месяц назад +212

      I had to pause the video. Man, that was brutal.

    • @usamaepekonis
      @usamaepekonis Месяц назад +7

      ​@@Limitlessistheethanks

  • @harryblock_3826
    @harryblock_3826 Месяц назад +17192

    I think the worst part was waiting for him to reveal it to the audience.

    • @RuneTacticss
      @RuneTacticss Месяц назад +1795

      And we never got to see it

    • @Babylion2311
      @Babylion2311 Месяц назад +61

      @@RuneTacticssJesus loves everyone

    • @arcynic5404
      @arcynic5404 Месяц назад +811

      @@Babylion2311jesus doesn’t like bot commenters

    • @daremate6370
      @daremate6370 Месяц назад +225

      ​@@Babylion2311But he loves me a lil more I'm his favorite. 😈

    • @borderwlan
      @borderwlan Месяц назад +45

      ​@@daremate6370 what does that devil emoji imply?

  • @JBB685
    @JBB685 Месяц назад +2734

    You know when he delivered that first line “I know what you’re thinking…smelly jumper” and no one laughed he had to have thought about calling it

    • @pussycats456
      @pussycats456 22 дня назад +68

      I laughed hard at that, but I obviously have an unsophisticated sense of humour! 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @9Dunk
      @9Dunk 20 дней назад +37

      Maybe if he were wearing a jumper...

    • @9Dunk
      @9Dunk 20 дней назад

      @@pussycats456 And you saw the excited little girl giggling while saying, "You've got a smelly jumper!"

    • @Fullsender2024
      @Fullsender2024 15 дней назад +9

      What’s a jumper?

    • @9Dunk
      @9Dunk 14 дней назад +16

      @@Fullsender2024 It's what we Americans call a sweater.

  • @PiggyToon
    @PiggyToon Месяц назад +5094

    3:33 the kid: “these are my jokes”
    also the kid: *holding a book called good jokes for 7 year olds*

    • @haddoxnh
      @haddoxnh 28 дней назад +146

      The best part for sure. That's some like Norm MacDonald type joke 😂

    • @EerybodyIsAnnoying
      @EerybodyIsAnnoying 26 дней назад +133

      I think in his mind it's probably like because he owns the book he must own the jokes too

    • @180mmTV
      @180mmTV 26 дней назад +7

      😆

    • @user-xd1cm9vu9s
      @user-xd1cm9vu9s 25 дней назад +10

      he should’ve honestly talked about that in his show

    • @pietajunior3437
      @pietajunior3437 24 дня назад +22

      Yes, that was the point of that camera close-up. No need to describe the video.

  • @masonsickler2878
    @masonsickler2878 Месяц назад +4101

    That kid holding the joke book saying they are original jokes was the funniest part of this video

    • @christianweatherbroadcasti3491
      @christianweatherbroadcasti3491 27 дней назад +32

      Repent and trust in Jesus. He's the only way to Heaven. We've all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins like lying, lusting, etc. Repent and trust only in Jesus, and you will be saved! You can be saved because he took the punishment for our sins on himself when he died on the cross, just like someone can pay your speeding fine in court, and you get off free.
      Romans 3:23
      John 3:16❤😊

    • @suodrazah6015
      @suodrazah6015 27 дней назад

      ​@@christianweatherbroadcasti3491 Fun fact: All religions are made up shit.

    • @Robert-dq1yg
      @Robert-dq1yg 26 дней назад

      @@christianweatherbroadcasti3491tf are you on?

    • @fernan12444
      @fernan12444 26 дней назад

      @@christianweatherbroadcasti3491Amen.

    • @jamestyler9326
      @jamestyler9326 26 дней назад +56

      @@christianweatherbroadcasti3491 what? That was maybe more cringe than this video

  • @janhetjoch
    @janhetjoch Месяц назад +10119

    the "boo who?" "no need to cry" was absolutely hilarious tho

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 Месяц назад +265

      I'm glad to hear that English kids learn the same jokes as my American kids.

    • @kellmac
      @kellmac Месяц назад +111

      I loved the 'Mikey' one.

    • @Daniel-li6gu
      @Daniel-li6gu Месяц назад +39

      @@kellmaccan u explain it i didnt get ut

    • @certifiedstinkychicken
      @certifiedstinkychicken Месяц назад +78

      ​@Daniel-li6gu same, I think it's just out of nowhere and it catches you off guard

    • @communicating2noclickbaitreal
      @communicating2noclickbaitreal Месяц назад +9

      yo i made that when i was younger im suing him

  • @norsketilbakeblikk3717
    @norsketilbakeblikk3717 27 дней назад +1924

    The pure absurdism of that last joke “play schools, play schools” would have cracked me up so much. The fact you had that as your finale aswell I’m DEAD

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 24 дня назад +137

      To me it was hilarious that people in the audience are thinking what the heck is this guy doing hanging out with friends at a playground HAHAH

    • @colleenwilliams1689
      @colleenwilliams1689 19 дней назад +22

      I think by that time I would have figured that he was trying to make a point about how much our sense of humor changes with age by pretending to be a child and that last part would also have surprised and killed me.

    • @thepinkelephant2520
      @thepinkelephant2520 15 дней назад +2

      I would’ve started laughing so hard 😂😂😭

    • @elih6087
      @elih6087 15 дней назад +6

      I didn't get it. Can someone explain

    • @snark567
      @snark567 12 дней назад +5

      @@elih6087
      play schools, play schools, play schools, play schools

  • @PasseioNoturno666
    @PasseioNoturno666 28 дней назад +2262

    as soon as he said smelly jumper my heart sank and I had to stop the video

    • @pappas610
      @pappas610 24 дня назад +22

      Same

    • @highlandspeaker
      @highlandspeaker 24 дня назад +98

      good on you, because it gets worse

    • @badonkalover
      @badonkalover 23 дня назад +76

      i got out of full screen 😭

    • @alexgrissom3513
      @alexgrissom3513 22 дня назад +23

      Same I had to pause it good lord

    • @Paint6370
      @Paint6370 22 дня назад +26

      worst part was that was probably the best reception one of his jokes got

  • @idostuff1777
    @idostuff1777 Месяц назад +3028

    The lack of fart jokes is actually astounding

    • @craftsmanwoodturner
      @craftsmanwoodturner Месяц назад +205

      That would have been the eight year olds.

    • @acediadekay3793
      @acediadekay3793 Месяц назад +100

      I don't think 7 year old's really enjoy fart jokes all that much,
      but I do think adults really likes to tell fart jokes to 7 year old's

    • @ArsenicAl23
      @ArsenicAl23 Месяц назад +6

      lol your photo, i almost thought my screen was dirty

    • @jayceessillysunshinechanne2624
      @jayceessillysunshinechanne2624 Месяц назад +1

      I was gonna say the same exact thing

    • @johniceland5027
      @johniceland5027 Месяц назад +11

      Did it . . . blow you away?

  • @joshuahammelton9357
    @joshuahammelton9357 Месяц назад +8914

    I really hope they clarified to the audience why Max Fosh suddenly seemed to have a breakdown on stage

    • @wasjosh
      @wasjosh Месяц назад +582

      I really hope they didn’t ha

    • @zipinha
      @zipinha Месяц назад +225

      I think they didn't

    • @PurooRoy
      @PurooRoy Месяц назад +478

      Nah, it's funnier this way. Anyone who knows about Max Fosh will think the video must be something along the lines of "I did the worst possible stand-up".

    • @wasjosh
      @wasjosh Месяц назад +249

      ​@@PurooRoy Yeah even if they don't it still gives me a chuckle to think of folks seeing his name on a huge show and thinking "Wasn't that the kindergarten joker? How's he playing at x?"

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom Месяц назад +106

      Yes exactly. Every fiber in their body wants to tell them. Great restraint. Even if they did, leaving viewers on YT in the dark is a good choice.
      Cringefest 2024

  • @Hellotherett
    @Hellotherett 27 дней назад +959

    The real pain is when you actually put in effort and the audience is still silent💀

  • @timsailor4344
    @timsailor4344 28 дней назад +698

    This is literally beyond comedy. A joke so advanced it takes weeks to land, but so childish anyone could understand it. So over the audience's head that no one laughs until weeks later, because they thought it was so beneath their comprehension. And when everything has been done, the only thing to do is present it in a new way, everyone thought they were beyond playground humour and their lack of reaction only intensified the joke. This is the only video i think I'll ever watch that made me physically move to get off my seat because i was laughing, with discomfort yes, but it physically moved me. To the floor. Because i couldn't stand the thought of trying to tickle an audience member. Max you are truly pushing comedy into new realms.

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 24 дня назад +7

      Well said!!! /gen

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 22 дня назад +9

      i feel like this is kinda like… i don’t know… reading a short story by a seven year old and reading into it until you find some brilliant diction or motif or something
      it’s like finding a hundred themes in a great book and acting as if they actually affect the experience or were written in intentionally
      i guess what im saying is i don’t think it was pushing comedy or max’s brilliance or anything - still glad you enjoyed it so much though

    • @SpaceFabrics
      @SpaceFabrics День назад +1

      Dude wtf. I'm high asf and that sunk in. Crazy breakdown of the situation's impact. Thanks for that.

  • @HeWhoShams
    @HeWhoShams Месяц назад +5073

    You can't fool me, this was your material and you tried to hide it by putting the blame on 7 year olds.
    I see through you, Mr. Max Fosh

    • @Jessica18010
      @Jessica18010 Месяц назад +54

      Those are some really good actors for 7 year olds then

    • @IMelonBeats
      @IMelonBeats Месяц назад +186

      @@Jessica18010
      they were all 30+ with stage makeup.

    • @helloandgoodbye7286
      @helloandgoodbye7286 Месяц назад +88

      @@Jessica18010 they were just actors acting as 7 years old. If you look very closely you can barely see Ryan Reynolds under the makeup

    • @HeWhoShams
      @HeWhoShams Месяц назад +27

      @@Jessica18010 They were rehearsed, bribed with sweets and recess. Smh

    • @VlOLENCEtowardsQUEER
      @VlOLENCEtowardsQUEER Месяц назад +1

      Bro must be fun at parties 😐

  • @utaolliecovers
    @utaolliecovers Месяц назад +4437

    I'm more impressed you didnt start or end it with a preface "this routine was written by a classroom of 7 year olds""

    • @AIpuchino
      @AIpuchino Месяц назад +373

      That defeats the whole point

    • @utaolliecovers
      @utaolliecovers Месяц назад +768

      @@AIpuchino... i know... I was merely saying its impressive how he can go on stage and deliver that routine without explaining at the end what the bit was

    • @andreaskerscher235
      @andreaskerscher235 Месяц назад +40

      I could easily have beed cut out of the video

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor Месяц назад +88

      Look at Ian after his set, he's clearly explaining wth just happened

    • @fomorians
      @fomorians 27 дней назад +39

      He would be admitting to plagiarism then

  • @VNeto94
    @VNeto94 26 дней назад +204

    7:28 - His palms are sweaty, jokes weak, cringe is heavy

    • @joselourenco5542
      @joselourenco5542 21 день назад +18

      Mom's spaghetti

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 18 дней назад +40

      @@joselourenco5542 Vomit on his jumper already. That's why it's smelly.

    • @Blurro
      @Blurro 14 дней назад +8

      hes nervous but on the surface he looks calm and silly

    • @OrcaGamer88
      @OrcaGamer88 14 дней назад +5

      ​@@nyanuwu4209
      Thank you so much, this is hilarious xD

    • @ShinyDitto
      @ShinyDitto 14 дней назад +5

      @@nyanuwu4209 BARSSSS

  • @liesalllies
    @liesalllies Месяц назад +3000

    The people who attended this show are probably so relieved to come across this video
    Edit:
    A lot of people are replying to my comment 😊
    It's just people replying to a jesus bot 💀

    • @mattcoxonline
      @mattcoxonline Месяц назад +57

      That's one way to relieve the tension in the room.

    • @cosmicvale
      @cosmicvale Месяц назад +3

      ​@@mattcoxonlineHA!

    • @christianweatherbroadcasti3491
      @christianweatherbroadcasti3491 27 дней назад +22

      Repent and trust in Jesus. He's the only way to Heaven. We've all sinned and deserve Hell. Sins like lying, lusting, etc. Repent and trust only in Jesus, and you will be saved! You can be saved because he took the punishment for our sins on himself when he died on the cross, just like someone can pay your speeding fine in court, and you get off free.
      Romans 3:23
      John 3:16❤😊

    • @idaslapter5987
      @idaslapter5987 26 дней назад +102

      @@christianweatherbroadcasti3491 And then god said Go Forth and Write Comments on RUclips.... 😂

    • @TheJoker137
      @TheJoker137 26 дней назад +30

      ​@@christianweatherbroadcasti3491If you get banned, is that considered martyrdom? Followup, think you'll be canonized for that?

  • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
    @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Месяц назад +7124

    "Plagiarism is a big deal, so make sure these are your jokes. Are these your jokes?"
    "Yes." **looks down at his joke book that was clearly not published by him**

    • @matthewstuckenbruck5834
      @matthewstuckenbruck5834 Месяц назад +486

      He owns the book, therefore the jokes are his

    • @zoomedcheese
      @zoomedcheese Месяц назад +198

      How do you know he didn’t publish it?

    • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
      @theyruinedyoutubeagain Месяц назад +126

      Thank you for clarifying that the 7yo did not publish that book

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams Месяц назад +14

      @@theyruinedyoutubeagain You know those people who read from their own published books (that don't exist lol) 😂

    • @ab-mc2nq
      @ab-mc2nq Месяц назад +5

      it would be whether he wrote the book that matters, not whether he published it

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Месяц назад +6024

    “You have a smelly jumper.”
    Miss Line Reading Diva has a career in comedy.

    • @G3R0George
      @G3R0George Месяц назад +61

      That’s as British as a joke can get

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Месяц назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Месяц назад +6

      @@G3R0George We love British humour!

    • @miquelmoorrees6010
      @miquelmoorrees6010 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@G3R0Georgei think thats what you want in britain

    • @NoName-dm7xo
      @NoName-dm7xo Месяц назад +17

      Lol! Max should have integrated the jokes into his own routine! He should have said something about going to a school and getting told about his smelly jumper by a seven year old. 😂

  • @scout6436
    @scout6436 Месяц назад +217

    to be honest i think i'd actually be crackinggg up at this cause my humour is ABSOLUTELY BROKEN

    • @boudgaming5123
      @boudgaming5123 26 дней назад +10

      I know I would crack up at this🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣

    • @ihavenoname2569
      @ihavenoname2569 11 дней назад +11

      I think if the audience was all gen z. Everybody would be on the floor

  • @DefNotDemon
    @DefNotDemon Месяц назад +73

    4:56 "50% right" 💀

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud 5 дней назад +1

      The kid will think the fecker is just smart and not funny for the rest of their life tho 💀

  • @sugarr_coat
    @sugarr_coat Месяц назад +2207

    The audience still laughed at some jokes out of respect that’s nice of them

    • @235francisca
      @235francisca Месяц назад +20

      LMAO

    • @SirMrTreflip
      @SirMrTreflip Месяц назад +37

      I guess it could be interpreted as anti-humour.

    • @andyv2209
      @andyv2209 Месяц назад +9

      they were laughing at him, not the jokes

  • @edithmagique4569
    @edithmagique4569 Месяц назад +943

    The « play schools, play schools… » part must have been so absurd for the public it’s killing me 🤣🤣

  • @connormacneil6138
    @connormacneil6138 26 дней назад +56

    The "help me I'm stuck in a hole" joke genuinely had me laughing boisterously.

    • @CalStephano
      @CalStephano 23 дня назад +6

      The kid had good delivery on it

    • @potatoyama8045
      @potatoyama8045 12 дней назад +6

      yeah honestly a lot of the jokes were funny but mainly bc of the kids delivery. didn't have the same impact when he said it

  • @dannyarchila
    @dannyarchila Месяц назад +241

    this is without a doubt the most daring stunt you've pulled off yet. Bravo!

  • @Nanorasmus
    @Nanorasmus Месяц назад +1611

    9:33 "You gotta imagine that you're at home in bed, tucked up, and I'm your dad." I actually fell out of my chair onto the ground of second hand embarrassment there...

    • @gunslingergirl2579
      @gunslingergirl2579 21 день назад +1

      Okay, anime person.

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 21 день назад +10

      @@gunslingergirl2579 what

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores 20 дней назад +4

      really? i feel like if i was in the audience that would've felt like one of the only funny parts lol

    • @alexcombes
      @alexcombes 20 дней назад +3

      yup the cringe was possessing my body at that time

    • @cwinchcarwash2629
      @cwinchcarwash2629 17 дней назад +1

      no that was INSANE!!!!

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy Месяц назад +2268

    It's actually really funny to see Max on the receiving end of a little trolling

  • @Nautiliam
    @Nautiliam Месяц назад +105

    This is probably one of most painful videos I've ever seen. Well done for going through

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 19 дней назад +28

    "No, I don't want a drink."
    _Proceeds to drink what I can only assume is not water_

  • @dasbuj
    @dasbuj Месяц назад +1110

    Imagine Max having to do one of the most embarrassing and difficult experiences of his life. And now imagine him having to watch all of the footage back numerous times while he edits this video

    • @benjaminzerr6708
      @benjaminzerr6708 Месяц назад +24

      And I believe that is why he hires an editor

    • @s271a
      @s271a Месяц назад +24

      ​@@benjaminzerr6708Imagine the editor having to watch all the footage back to back numerous times while he is editing this video

    • @kristinaj9159
      @kristinaj9159 22 дня назад +5

      @@s271aimagine getting paid to pick the right awkward moments to showcase to millions

  • @Matz268
    @Matz268 Месяц назад +2682

    The kids will remember this day again in another 10years 💀

    • @probag8414
      @probag8414 Месяц назад +36

      Max's tots

    • @Itisstillok
      @Itisstillok Месяц назад +13

      @@probag8414
      Hey mr. Fosh 👏
      Whatcha gonna do 👏
      When the joke don’t cut it through? 👏

    • @tubbyrainbow111
      @tubbyrainbow111 26 дней назад

      World won't be here in 10 years mate

    • @EerybodyIsAnnoying
      @EerybodyIsAnnoying 26 дней назад

      ​@@tubbyrainbow111yeah yeah, there's always an apoclaypse predicted, just like 2012

    • @tubbyrainbow111
      @tubbyrainbow111 26 дней назад

      @@EerybodyIsAnnoying I agree but if I was a betting man I would say these times are it 🤷🏼‍♂️
      Sorry I don't mean to be scaring you, its just my opinion don't pay it any heed if you think its nonsense!!

  • @feilvei4498
    @feilvei4498 27 дней назад +45

    I am dying from his "smelly jumper" opening. Lmao that really struck a chord in my sense of humour, at least.

  • @benjelum
    @benjelum 17 дней назад +19

    I love how enthusiastic and respectful you were of your writers, I can't help but think how excited they have to be to be able to watch it, and feel good about it.... until they re-visit it in about 10 years haha.

  • @AntonetPowell
    @AntonetPowell Месяц назад +1792

    “He looks … funny and smart”
    “50% right!!”
    Got me rolling on the floor laughing! That’s the type of improv max should bring to the stage.

  • @jackbeavis
    @jackbeavis Месяц назад +1288

    I delayed watching the performance for an entire 15 minutes before I finally brought up the courage to watch it and it and it was the worst second-hand embarrassment experience that I've ever had omg

    • @Lahfo
      @Lahfo Месяц назад +50

      IM CURRENTLY DOING THAT RIGHT NOW I CANT WATCH

    • @ATrixsterr
      @ATrixsterr Месяц назад +6

      I waited 2 days T-T

    • @littlenightmare6274
      @littlenightmare6274 Месяц назад +39

      Im hiding in the comments so i dont have to see his face.

    • @privateprivacy5570
      @privateprivacy5570 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@littlenightmare6274I do that more often than i like to acknowledge. Watching YT can be tough.

    • @GarlicIsGreat
      @GarlicIsGreat Месяц назад

      My garlic is better than Max's garlic

  • @estelab2238
    @estelab2238 23 дня назад +17

    10:07 the repeatedly play schools over and over again as an intense psychological limbo which u don’t want to continue the awful joke but also is afraid to finish it and see the crowds reaction was an experience

  • @davidhunsdon9551
    @davidhunsdon9551 20 дней назад +9

    9:16 "Help me, I'm stuck in a hole." Accurate, and the expression on his face is chilling.

  • @lightninbolt986
    @lightninbolt986 Месяц назад +2142

    The fact that I recognize half the comedians from this from Taskmaster

    • @jenniferliang17
      @jenniferliang17 Месяц назад +26

      Me too!

    • @skussy69
      @skussy69 Месяц назад +34

      American here, same lol

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli Месяц назад +200

      we need to get max on taskmaster tbh

    • @Dahk
      @Dahk Месяц назад +32

      @@goodjobeli That would be incredible

    • @Sythe_Music
      @Sythe_Music Месяц назад +44

      @Dahk he’d also be very good on Would I Lie To You

  • @Meisha-san
    @Meisha-san 29 дней назад +32

    Dude, you are the bravest guy in the universe to me, right now. That was nerve-wracking incredible. Well done!

  • @oppo1633
    @oppo1633 Месяц назад +503

    That was a public execution

  • @PobatoGames
    @PobatoGames Месяц назад +703

    Watching the performance did hurt more than an argument with my father

  • @masdawg
    @masdawg 26 дней назад +6

    8:08 The inclusion of the on-stage Caprisun was just *chefs kiss*

  • @r0ckybradley
    @r0ckybradley 14 дней назад +3

    6:04 i cannot take "bricking it" seriously

  • @justaperson._.2649
    @justaperson._.2649 Месяц назад +1424

    i wonder what they were thinking hearing this

    • @FieryHornet
      @FieryHornet Месяц назад +4

      That's because he went to a British school not an American school

    • @quostad
      @quostad Месяц назад +48

      @@FieryHornet "what did the among us say to the big mac? you're kinda sus" i dont know how to impersonate an american kid

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 Месяц назад +18

      ​@@quostad u pretty much nailed it

    • @NoombatIsMe
      @NoombatIsMe Месяц назад +2

      @@quostadyou forgot the skibidi and trump jokes. Can’t forget the building of walls

    • @doggycatalan
      @doggycatalan 13 дней назад

      @@quostad no no, you're absolutly right.

  • @YOUR_DAILY_SHIPWRECK
    @YOUR_DAILY_SHIPWRECK Месяц назад +982

    Those 7 year olds are comedy icons and are the best comedians in the history of man

    • @Respear
      @Respear Месяц назад +9

      did you watch the video in 4x speed?

    • @MayonnaiseOnATable
      @MayonnaiseOnATable Месяц назад +3

      You haven't even watched the video yet tho lol

    • @YOUR_DAILY_SHIPWRECK
      @YOUR_DAILY_SHIPWRECK Месяц назад +2

      I watched it so fast because I’m a mystical magical fairy🥰🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🦄🦄🦄🦄

    • @TopatTom
      @TopatTom Месяц назад +1

      @@Respear i watched in .25x speed and laughed more
      From that Lol

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Месяц назад

      Can I just say that is the smallest grade 1 class I’ve ever seen 💀

  • @beyond6storm
    @beyond6storm Месяц назад +10

    I struggle to think of a parallel that I have experienced because this is on another level, but I know the feeling of struggling against the instinct to run away before every one of those jokes.

  • @orbitlofi4725
    @orbitlofi4725 24 дня назад +3

    5:38 The delivery here is phenomenal

  • @MINTY_FN
    @MINTY_FN Месяц назад +412

    This is genuinely fucking brutal. Good job. Mad respect.

  • @abdulllllahhh
    @abdulllllahhh Месяц назад +304

    Imagine if we see Max Fosh on Task Master, I have a feeling he’d be a legend at that

  • @krissy5445
    @krissy5445 Месяц назад +16

    Ahahaha, everytime you ask someone for a plug you cut them off with the editing, I love it. Gets me everytime. 🤣

  • @thebaldcape55
    @thebaldcape55 Месяц назад +57

    bro the kid with the hindu joke was on beta squad💀

  • @raymagini8994
    @raymagini8994 Месяц назад +412

    10:19 love how the couple in the back is like „WTF was that?!“ as soon as he leaves the stage

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Месяц назад +8

      PLAY ... SCHOOLS ...
      PLAY ... SCHOOLS ...
      _PLAY ... SCHOOLS ..._

  • @Simon-js4vz
    @Simon-js4vz Месяц назад +858

    4:54 "he looks very funny and smart" "eh, 50% right"
    which word is the right one is very dependent on who you ask

    • @Lev0t0n
      @Lev0t0n Месяц назад +40

      he definitely is extremely humorous

    • @Ateszika
      @Ateszika Месяц назад +3

      agree he's kinda smart

    • @miquelmoorrees6010
      @miquelmoorrees6010 Месяц назад +4

      Was that boris Johnson?

    • @Simon-js4vz
      @Simon-js4vz Месяц назад +6

      @@Lev0t0nthe bit where he got tea for journalists waiting outside his home only to leave again was great, i'd just think someone more fond of his politics wouldn't necessarily agree with "funny" as a general description

    • @saltedmutton7269
      @saltedmutton7269 Месяц назад +5

      @@miquelmoorrees6010 that was my grandma, please don't be disrespectful

  • @onesimonly7423
    @onesimonly7423 19 часов назад +1

    "You're tucked in, in bed, and I'm your DAD" I burst out laughing! It's so absurd it became hilarious

  • @AdMurf
    @AdMurf 26 дней назад +4

    That hotdog joke made me laugh more than I should of

  • @dannygross1639
    @dannygross1639 Месяц назад +206

    The “play schools” hurt so much , man max has balls to do that, the whole point of the vid is really rad because yea it won’t get worse haha , this is a really stellar idea !

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen 25 дней назад +4

    7:10 I can't... I can't
    who'd have thought a joke from a 7-year-old would have me cracking up so much 😂🤣🤣
    It's all in the delivery

  • @lewisnunn2093
    @lewisnunn2093 Месяц назад +9

    The way max separates himself from max the performer and max the narrator makes this perfect

  • @jvsgame
    @jvsgame Месяц назад +1100

    Max: "Is this your jokes?"
    Kid: "Yes!" *Reads joke book*
    3:36

    • @gregzer
      @gregzer Месяц назад +66

      Maybe the kid wrote the book

    • @jvsgame
      @jvsgame Месяц назад +9

      @@gregzer fr

  • @neverlucky2191
    @neverlucky2191 Месяц назад +162

    I closed my eyes and just listened to it thinking it might remove the second hand embarrassment but damn it still hurts. You a legend for doing this Max!

  • @dorothybrown-wf5rc
    @dorothybrown-wf5rc Месяц назад +5

    hahaha mate that was legendary, you deserve an award for putting yourself through that, hats off boyo

  • @Swampy__
    @Swampy__ 21 день назад +6

    I personally think the whole routine was hilarious XD you delivered the lines, absurd as they may be, magnificetly. I would've been cracking up. Tough crowd!!

  • @pmahcgop6693
    @pmahcgop6693 Месяц назад +295

    Watching this the day before I give a ted talk in class makes me feel so much better. So thank you for publicly embarrassing yourself and posting it online so everyone else can not worry so hard about preforming. A true hero who never once regretted his choice to do this.

    • @bubblemufiin
      @bubblemufiin Месяц назад +2

      good luck!

    • @Youbii
      @Youbii Месяц назад

      How was it ?

    • @pmahcgop6693
      @pmahcgop6693 Месяц назад +6

      @@Youbii my classmates seemed to love it but the teacher hated it because I went under time. Currently I’m getting a worse mark than someone who completely blanked out on what to say next that lasted for 30 seconds but I’m almost done high school so won’t have to worry about stuff like that too much.

    • @georginacat7667
      @georginacat7667 Месяц назад

      ​@pmahcgop6693 we really dont care. They were being polite

    • @pmahcgop6693
      @pmahcgop6693 Месяц назад +2

      @@georginacat7667 I know they were just being polite and not seriously asking, but I wanted to rant about it.

  • @Sleezy.Design
    @Sleezy.Design Месяц назад +158

    I was expecting him to announce before hand that his gig was written by 7 year olds. The fact that he didn't do that was mindblowing! The cringe was brutal, that takes balls of steel! Well done!

    • @solidoxygen7873
      @solidoxygen7873 Месяц назад +3

      It's not a prank if you reveal it before

    • @Sleezy.Design
      @Sleezy.Design Месяц назад +1

      @@solidoxygen7873 there was never said anything in the entire video about a prank

  • @sonny1524
    @sonny1524 24 дня назад +3

    I subscribed and all the flashbacks which you so faithfully recited brought tears of laughter

    • @Trainspotter-
      @Trainspotter- 11 дней назад

      “So faithfully recited” 😭😭😭

  • @rbarghouti
    @rbarghouti 25 дней назад +1

    That was absolutely amazing. I literally think you should try to make that set work. I think there's a delivery where it kills. There's a meta-comedy Kaufman aspect of it.

  • @Dumle95
    @Dumle95 Месяц назад +551

    I'm really surprised you didn't end the set with the background of your jokes, that would've been remembered imo

    • @sainttheresetaylor2054
      @sainttheresetaylor2054 Месяц назад +61

      yeah feel like he should've admitted it at the end. but I don't think people would believe him anyway

    • @AlexanderTheMiddle
      @AlexanderTheMiddle Месяц назад +174

      I think that revealing it and even just knowing that it will be revealed just after the performance would have made it much less embarassing and difficult for Max, which works against the original objective. Maybe? The idea is for him to learn not to worry when he tells a bad joke and no one laughs. And since he's not gonna say "sorry for those bad jokes yea they are not my best material" after the real show, then he probably shouldn't say it during this one for the very reasons he's doing this fake gig in the first place.

    • @frozenepsilon5295
      @frozenepsilon5295 Месяц назад +83

      @@AlexanderTheMiddleI think best case would have been for Ian or the host to reveal to the crowd. That way Max doesn’t know about the easy out at the end and the audience gets to know what that lunatic was talking about

    • @Maffoo
      @Maffoo Месяц назад +14

      I mean he did say "in the playground" at one point which would perhaps tip them off

    • @DarkDodger
      @DarkDodger Месяц назад +7

      @@frozenepsilon5295 When Ian went on he spent some time walking while looking toward Max, so maybe he did. Anyone know?

  • @adriennesugarman9795
    @adriennesugarman9795 Месяц назад +150

    Props to you Max not only for going through with it, but also for putting it up on youtube. I spent 20 mins scrolling through the comments trying to psych myself up to watch the standup itself.. but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Leaving a comment instead to still give something for the algorithm

    • @CasperVanLaar
      @CasperVanLaar Месяц назад +1

      Apparently that doesn't effects the algo anymore 😢

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 26 дней назад +3

      Hey if he can do this on stage you can at least watch it, amiright?

    • @ntlake
      @ntlake 25 дней назад +2

      I did the same, but eventually watched it. Worst mistake of my life.

    • @yuriatsugi3696
      @yuriatsugi3696 21 день назад

      Same hahaha i can't handle second hand embarrassment so i'm just experiencing this vicariously through the comments lmao

  • @emmakate4313
    @emmakate4313 26 дней назад

    Oh my gosh 😭 props to you for this fr!!

  • @Usamamohamud
    @Usamamohamud 21 день назад +1

    This man has done many brave and crazy things, this most definitely takes the cake.

  • @IamDrDapper
    @IamDrDapper Месяц назад +412

    This guy is an IRL achievement hunter

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine Месяц назад +12

      achievement unlocked: how did we get here?

  • @HarryBarr
    @HarryBarr Месяц назад +127

    Max cutting off promo is my favourite running joke on RUclips

  • @deflog
    @deflog 24 дня назад +3

    looking forward to your next gig

  • @Sleepy_Johnboy
    @Sleepy_Johnboy 14 дней назад +1

    The kid saying the "play schools" joke is so freakin' adorable. God blessed whoever his parents are, tremendously.

  • @soasertsus
    @soasertsus Месяц назад +97

    Oh my god Max you're a madman. The sheer amount of dread I feel just WATCHING you getting ready to do this has me almost physically sick, I can't imagine how much willpower it required to step onto that stage

    • @HvrPiano
      @HvrPiano 28 дней назад +2

      Totally agree

  • @Con_B_Vlogs
    @Con_B_Vlogs Месяц назад +285

    3:50 ITS FLIPPING SHEIL FROM THE MORE AJ VID!

    • @iiuhvss
      @iiuhvss Месяц назад +15

      YESSS

    • @SonyaHand1
      @SonyaHand1 Месяц назад +20

      I thought I was the only one
      😊

    • @musakusa1092
      @musakusa1092 Месяц назад +10

      I NOTICED TOO

    • @Ositoblanco_002
      @Ositoblanco_002 Месяц назад +24

      I looked at the comments right away to see if someone else noticed glad I’m not the only one

    • @chloeth1en
      @chloeth1en Месяц назад +20

      was it not from niko’s vid?

  • @VASNKATA
    @VASNKATA 27 дней назад +24

    5:38 Bro this girl's parents installed the wrong RUclips kids 😂

  • @fifaclips1530
    @fifaclips1530 24 дня назад +3

    You have more guts and courage than the vast majority of people! props to you my man! 🤣

  • @JD-rd4pk
    @JD-rd4pk Месяц назад +207

    Max including all comics at Taskmaster as a bid to influence Alex to let him on and I am all for it.

    • @heythisanimalcantalk
      @heythisanimalcantalk Месяц назад +25

      To be fair, nearly every British comic ever has been on Taskmaster now lol

    • @JD-rd4pk
      @JD-rd4pk Месяц назад +29

      @@heythisanimalcantalk well, true. xD I do want Max on Taskmaster tho. Its seems like a natural fit or absolute horrors xD

    • @heythisanimalcantalk
      @heythisanimalcantalk Месяц назад +16

      @@JD-rd4pk I do aswell. I wonder if Alex is hesitant because once he invites one content creator, it sort of sets a precedent. Max would definitely be good though

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli Месяц назад

      ​@@heythisanimalcantalktbf munya from s14 started out doing instagram and tiktok comedy before standup

    • @benjaminau8400
      @benjaminau8400 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@heythisanimalcantalk There's already a precedent. Munya Chawawa from S14 had a large online following for his viral content even before Taskmaster.

  • @elespectador1498
    @elespectador1498 Месяц назад +40

    The girl going "it looks like my breakfast this morning" made me bend over laughing

  • @sunderbans
    @sunderbans Месяц назад +3

    Max, I salute you. This has to gave been one of thr hardest videos for me to watch because I kept on thinking about how you must have felt doing it.
    Hats off mate, I hope it's only upwards from here!

  • @cellanimation
    @cellanimation 21 день назад +1

    "50% right".
    You're a genuinely good comedian

  • @LordFinexx
    @LordFinexx Месяц назад +270

    *Shows a picture of Boris Johnson*
    "what are your opinions on this gentleman?"
    "He looks very funny and smart"
    "50% right"
    😂😂😂

  • @uaeexpats429
    @uaeexpats429 Месяц назад +114

    If you wanted to extract information from me, this is possible the best form of torture to make me talk.

    • @soasertsus
      @soasertsus Месяц назад +11

      I think I would actually rather be waterboarded 💀

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@soasertsuslol absolutely

  • @1flat1sharp47
    @1flat1sharp47 29 дней назад +8

    That's one of the funniest comedy sets I've ever seen. Tears in my eyes.

  • @Fatalzyntax
    @Fatalzyntax 21 день назад

    I'm glad you had everything well documented on video lol

  • @Wooktent
    @Wooktent Месяц назад +124

    I had to pause so many times cause I couldn't handle the second hand embarrassment, this was insane

  • @incrediblebat
    @incrediblebat Месяц назад +133

    i dream of having enough confidence to do something like this

  • @TheStudioArchitect
    @TheStudioArchitect 10 дней назад

    This man has more confidence than I ever will. And for that you have earned my subscription.

  • @idontknow-sh4bj
    @idontknow-sh4bj 16 дней назад

    Thank you for doing this! This actually gave me a huge boost of confidence as a fellow artist!

  • @Dombeero
    @Dombeero Месяц назад +64

    Omg thats the adorable indian kid who chose Niko to be his best friend 3:24

  • @nol-ie
    @nol-ie Месяц назад +60

    Max could litterally be a teacher he fits in so well 😂

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 Месяц назад

      Many more nights like that and he’ll be begging to sub Ms French’s double math class.

  • @Angels_Ashes
    @Angels_Ashes 27 дней назад +2

    The live audience might not have laughed, but boy are we laughing. Your audience on RUclips are thoroughly tickled. This is the most courageous comedic gold, Mr. Fosh. Little did that live audience know they were the butt of your greatest joke yet. Stay silly!

  • @thedaychr
    @thedaychr 27 дней назад +1

    Ok I was laughing so bad, ur standup set was amazing.

  • @Aisha_Amusa
    @Aisha_Amusa Месяц назад +67

    As soon as I saw "I hired 7 year olds" I know it would be a Max Fosh video😂

  • @bouncyblue5380
    @bouncyblue5380 Месяц назад +28

    3:58 SHIELLLL?????????? WW

  • @aloraduncan3934
    @aloraduncan3934 24 дня назад

    This was stressful to watch i cant imagine actually doing it, but truly amazing!!

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 24 дня назад +1

    My gosh this is literaly giving me pain, the fact that you didnt reveal it to the crowd is SHOCKING, lol your bravery is commended

  • @joshcullum88
    @joshcullum88 Месяц назад +47

    Mate 😭 I was watching this on a train with my head in my hands, it was such a hard watch but can’t believe you actually did that. So good 😂

  • @beesareeverywhere
    @beesareeverywhere Месяц назад +179

    6:00
    lemonade.

    • @congratsondivorce
      @congratsondivorce Месяц назад +11

      HOW DID YOU GET THAT FAR IN THE VIDEO ALREADY

    • @MQUHi
      @MQUHi Месяц назад +9

      ​@@congratsondivorceWAIT U R SO RIGHT?? HOW THE HECK 😭😭

    • @beesareeverywhere
      @beesareeverywhere Месяц назад +14

      @@congratsondivorce a wizard never tells their secrets

    • @bigsalte
      @bigsalte Месяц назад +11

      ​@@beesareeverywhere all you darn time wizards are the same 😒

    • @saccorhytus
      @saccorhytus Месяц назад +3

      THE GOD DAMN MAGICIAN! I SWEAR TO GOD ILL GET YOU! ILL GET YYOOOOUUUUU!!!!

  • @Dashmaster305
    @Dashmaster305 Месяц назад +2

    10:12 The Caprisun he grabs on his way out is an amazing inside joke 😂