I Served RoadKill To Food Critics Without Telling Them

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  • Опубликовано: 23 май 2024
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  • @arader17
    @arader17 2 года назад +13239

    “So, do I have to say ‘yes, chef’ at all times?”
    “At all times.”
    “Okay.”
    Already failed in seconds.

    • @shawnselvaag522
      @shawnselvaag522 2 года назад +173

      I immediately caught this and paused to comment on it. >.>

    • @lBanjo
      @lBanjo 2 года назад +54

      I knew someone would beat me to this comment

    • @_kaisetsu_
      @_kaisetsu_ 2 года назад +13

      @@lBanjo same

    • @bubandlisa
      @bubandlisa 2 года назад

      Chefs are pricks. Acting like GOD when really they are plebs cooking for other plebs

    • @abilivia
      @abilivia 2 года назад +8

      Was about to comment this 😅

  • @DmanYTofficial
    @DmanYTofficial 2 года назад +34023

    There’s a certain irony in serving roadkill to a tyre company’s top chef.

    • @boarbot7829
      @boarbot7829 2 года назад +942

      Well, as chef who a tyre company considers to be good. But still very funny.

    • @sunriseparrabellum5505
      @sunriseparrabellum5505 2 года назад +488

      @@boarbot7829 i mean the michellen star has been the most prestigious award a chef can get for decades, they have an entire team of food critics. they might as well be separate entities at this point

    • @junietwoknees
      @junietwoknees 2 года назад +405

      @@sunriseparrabellum5505 Except that in concept the michelin star was established to encourage driving extra distances to go to the creme de la creme food, thereby using your tyres up more. it was vertical integration from the beginning rather than a coincidence

    • @boarbot7829
      @boarbot7829 2 года назад +96

      @@sunriseparrabellum5505 I… Know…. What are you trying to say to me? It’s just that the chef doesn’t work for the tyre company.

    • @FirstNameLastName-bu3hi
      @FirstNameLastName-bu3hi 2 года назад +9

      HOLY SH

  • @Lucas_Tulic
    @Lucas_Tulic 2 года назад +7421

    It would've made a bigger impact if he had tell the critics that the bird was skinned in a random field by a stranger he met on Instagram!

    • @deltaflyer9078
      @deltaflyer9078 2 года назад +110

      🤣🤣exactly

    • @tucker8071
      @tucker8071 Год назад +49

      Im dying. Too funny.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +6

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @pennykanyaucat
      @pennykanyaucat Год назад +59

      I mean, mans did take him out into an abandoned field to thoroughly check a dead body.

    • @SpinoAnimationsYT
      @SpinoAnimationsYT 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@pennykanyaucatshould probably have told the critics that he had someone remove the organs inside of something that has been run over

  • @teletubbysun9420
    @teletubbysun9420 2 года назад +4262

    Can we take a second to wonder who in their right mind found out pheasant liver made a good chocolate sauce???

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated Год назад +81

      Ikr?

    • @cats2927
      @cats2927 Год назад +42

      Im sorry what

    • @honey3693
      @honey3693 Год назад +45

      Foodies.

    • @Daergarz
      @Daergarz Год назад +312

      As the chef said, offal is rich in flavor. Same reason we actually eat liver in the first place. It's not weirder to me than the combo of hot spices and chocolate to be honest, it heightens the umami flavor.

    • @teletubbysun9420
      @teletubbysun9420 Год назад +157

      @@Daergarz eh I can see it, but it's so much more fun just to think about 2 stoners half-passed out mixing the two lol

  • @dustinakadustin
    @dustinakadustin 2 года назад +18640

    I like that John went from "a roadkill expert I found online" to " a stranger I met on the internet" in under a minute.

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 2 года назад +1612

      And then went on to "Possibly my soul mate" in the next

    • @user-od9zr8qq5d
      @user-od9zr8qq5d 2 года назад +504

      "a man I met on Instagram"

    • @zyresgd5802
      @zyresgd5802 2 года назад +200

      “he was actually my dad’s grandad’s friend’s dad’s son’s dad’s grandad!”

    • @IrishBrotato
      @IrishBrotato 2 года назад +159

      Moral of the story is always get into strangers cars

    • @user-Ityrirz
      @user-Ityrirz 2 года назад +31

      @@zyresgd5802 he was his great grandad's friend's great grandad

  • @theodore4165
    @theodore4165 2 года назад +8191

    Reviewer: So what animal was in that dish?
    Chef: Well we think its a possum but it could be a cat for all we know

  • @aqua6613
    @aqua6613 2 года назад +417

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true chef served to me.
    One ravished rabbit, one pheasant flapping, one fox a flattened, one badger bludgeoned and a partridge from motor way 3

    • @aliceduanra7539
      @aliceduanra7539 Год назад +11

      made me chuckle

    • @vert3432
      @vert3432 11 месяцев назад +14

      Alternate version "a partridge found on the M3"

  • @LaEve
    @LaEve 2 года назад +753

    "I'm just a sucker for pickles" is a legendary quote.

    • @naiba8948
      @naiba8948 8 месяцев назад +3

      read that just as she said it!!

  • @thatpizzaguy6840
    @thatpizzaguy6840 2 года назад +6663

    “How was the presentation?”
    “Well. You smashed it.”
    and he was right.

    • @ikkue
      @ikkue 2 года назад +251

      Well technically he didn't smash it. Somebody else's car did

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 2 года назад +17

      @@ikkue he smashed it in the pan 😅

    • @zombieslayer1468
      @zombieslayer1468 Год назад +1

      @@beluwuga r/woooosh

    • @HiHi-cd6xi
      @HiHi-cd6xi Год назад +9

      @@zombieslayer1468 ???

  • @Hefhfbbdsnokrkendncbc
    @Hefhfbbdsnokrkendncbc 2 года назад +3676

    Roadkill guy: I’ve never seen such a small amount of dead animals on the road.
    Max: That is not a good sign.

    • @mystomachhurt9312
      @mystomachhurt9312 2 года назад +2

      69th like...broken!

    • @aqua6613
      @aqua6613 2 года назад +75

      It's because others have caught on to his hunting spot...

    • @Hefhfbbdsnokrkendncbc
      @Hefhfbbdsnokrkendncbc 2 года назад +95

      @@aqua6613 Ye but it is funny because, it should be good that there aren’t any dead animals on the road. However Max says that it isn’t a good sign, it is a good sign as less animals have been killed on the road or less animals corpses have been left to rot on the road.

    • @tradutorajuliana
      @tradutorajuliana 2 года назад +14

      I feel so sorry for the animals, we should do something to help them cross safely

    • @koishikomeiji5046
      @koishikomeiji5046 2 года назад +25

      @@tradutorajuliana That is pretty much impossible. Like, how would you solve something like that?

  • @radgiraffe5519
    @radgiraffe5519 Год назад +2200

    Absolutely nothing screams "I'm rich af" more than having an oven clock that displays the correct time

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic Год назад +112

      cant you just change the time on your oven i have an average oven with a clock and you can change time

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 Год назад +57

      You can change the time on an oven so it displays the right time

    • @ChimFilms
      @ChimFilms Год назад +1

      @Rad Giraffe55 😂😂😂😂

    • @CyberedCake
      @CyberedCake Год назад +53

      That literally doesn't make any sense.

    • @claycav7820
      @claycav7820 Год назад +34

      @@CyberedCake it's a cryptic language called sarcasm I believe

  • @CrypticClay
    @CrypticClay 2 года назад +290

    Max is the embodiment of a professional troll who has at least a little bit of standards. Or if Mark Rober had a trolling side. Trolling a guy in London’s mayor campaign, breaking into a security convention, marrying a royal descendent just to give a food truck the royal seal of approval, and feeding well known food critics road kill. He is underrated.

    • @silveraxolotl7153
      @silveraxolotl7153 11 месяцев назад +3

      Micheal reeves if he was classically trained instead of self taught

    • @2jdestrodegr15
      @2jdestrodegr15 6 месяцев назад

      "if Mark Rober had a trolling side" have you watched Mark Robert's videos? He trolls people a lot. His most famous series is trolling package thieves

  • @GNP3WP3W
    @GNP3WP3W 2 года назад +5345

    No judgement here, but John totally looks like a roadkill expert. If I had to pick a roadkill expert out of a crowded room, he would be pick numero uno.

    • @lebraza
      @lebraza 2 года назад +187

      True, best chef to team up with in a zombie apocalypse scenario

    • @turnsout689
      @turnsout689 2 года назад +113

      @@lebraza i dunno, cant imagine much roadkill happening then lol

    • @Cypherwraith001
      @Cypherwraith001 2 года назад +17

      Some people just know what they're about

    • @icantchooseaname6903
      @icantchooseaname6903 2 года назад +9

      @@turnsout689 u forgot about the zombies dead being ran over by other people

    • @josephdriesenga2730
      @josephdriesenga2730 2 года назад +23

      He would be my second choice. My first choice would be a furrier (a seller of furs, not a furry) I used to know whose nickname was actually roadkill.

  • @rde7615
    @rde7615 2 года назад +9270

    Little PSA from a vet: Make sure to have someone who has experience (hunters, butchers, vets etc) look at the carcass to check for parasites or diseases in the animal! Also make aure to wash any foraged plants, berries etc very, very throughly!

    • @Igami_No_Io
      @Igami_No_Io 2 года назад +534

      Got it vet person, thanks for the tips

    • @bp4616
      @bp4616 2 года назад +873

      One could say... You have to vet it

    • @zattk6419
      @zattk6419 2 года назад +47

      outstanding move

    • @jama211
      @jama211 2 года назад +162

      Indeed, I assume John had that experience which is good!

    • @dlc-nyc
      @dlc-nyc 2 года назад +185

      Great advice! Didn't realize they taught stuff like this in the army. Thanks for your service!

  • @unturned1529
    @unturned1529 2 года назад +91

    This video really rings with me. My family is throttling the poverty line and a couple years we simply didn't have enough money for food. So everyday, on their way to work at 3 am, my family would pick up any kind of bigger roadkill there was that they knew was fresh. Mostly deer but the occasional opposum

    • @discordlexia2429
      @discordlexia2429 5 месяцев назад +5

      Where do you live that people are just casually pasting deer across the tarmac and driving away like nothing happened? What do people drive there, APCs?

    • @astartesfanboy5294
      @astartesfanboy5294 3 месяца назад +3

      @@discordlexia2429very large trucks with deer catchers. Will fucking obliterate anything smaller then a moose. Moose would probably still win tbh

  • @nickdemooij
    @nickdemooij Год назад +27

    That "Harry Potter" at 05:31 was hilarious

  • @saikanth9396
    @saikanth9396 2 года назад +11113

    i think the main takeaway is what a talented chef his friend is. hope he gets all the success in the world

    • @sensiblewheels
      @sensiblewheels 2 года назад +80

      This :)

    • @dirkudo1075
      @dirkudo1075 2 года назад +48

      very much this

    • @nyquist_control
      @nyquist_control 2 года назад +165

      ikr. liver in chocolate :o when you think about it, actually sounds nice.

    • @notastupiddog7766
      @notastupiddog7766 2 года назад

      No it’s to influence people to eat roadkill

    • @wadewilson3309
      @wadewilson3309 2 года назад +20

      nope a psychopath that enjoys weird ways to freak people out with his cooking. he’s basically hannibal lecter lite edition.

  • @Decora_Shadowolf
    @Decora_Shadowolf 2 года назад +2185

    It's interesting to think that that pheasant was probably fresher than most any meat I get at a grocery store. Yet I'm still a little grossed out? Conflicted is definitely a good word lol

    • @SweetJP.
      @SweetJP. Год назад +95

      I wouldn't call it interesting, to be honest. it's more of a logical sense, that it would be fresher. Wild game is and always will be, tastier than what you hunt in the market.

    • @iminumst7827
      @iminumst7827 Год назад +152

      Depends on what you mean by fresh. While meat from farm animals may have been dead longer, the time between a farm animal being butchered and preserved will typically happen in a much shorter time on a farm than on the road. When an animal is killed on the road, even for pretty "fresh" ones there can be hours or so where the dead animal is sitting on the hot road beginning the process of decomposition with parasites and flies and such. An animal butchered on a farm will be killed in a more sanitary environment, skinned, and refrigerated or frozen as fast as possible. It also highly depends on how it's killed, if the road kill animal is crushed then the bone will splinter into the meat and the dirt and grime from the tire will dig into the meat, or worse the crash ruptures the intestines making animal fecal matter leak into the meat. They got really lucky in this video by finding a bird mostly intact. Also keep in mind if you find road kill without knowing how it died, it might have died from natural causes such as disease instead, which would potentially be unsafe to consume.
      This makes road kill slightly more dangerous and gross to consume. It's pretty safe if you watch the animal get road killed and are there to skin and preserve it immediately. Especially if you cook it well. But I wouldn't recommend picking up animals dead from unknown causes for an unknown amount of time and eating it.

    • @spencerross4282
      @spencerross4282 Год назад +36

      I mean the thing is, if you manage to get a fresh animal like 30mins to an hour after it’s been killed, that’s wild game and it’s super fresh, might taste a little weird because of the meat being wild but it’s fresh meat lol

    • @gamesgames3318
      @gamesgames3318 Год назад +5

      Also because our meat are all vaccinated and kept in a controlled environment (to ensure health of meat and not quality of life of animal tho)

    • @kristinyt
      @kristinyt Год назад +6

      I'm not grossed out but I'm definitely worried. Don't you have to test wild animal meat before eating??? At least you have to in my country. I was surprised Max did not mention this at all.

  • @Kodaiva
    @Kodaiva 2 года назад +161

    The thing about roadkill being weird is that as long as it isn’t bruised as hell or a cold body it’s just perfectly fine meat

  • @flashlight4380
    @flashlight4380 Год назад +17

    I just love how open minded and cool the Michelin star chef is. So open for trying new things - encouraging, and giving great constructive criticism. Really seems like a lovely guy.

  • @AFAndersen
    @AFAndersen 2 года назад +8502

    I do have to say I wonder why "roadkill" would be shocking, it's a rather nice way of dealing with the issue instead of dumping it into a ditch.
    Could be like the "catch of the day" on a seafood restaurant... "Smash of the day"?

    • @georgeiii2998
      @georgeiii2998 2 года назад +881

      Crash of the day
      Mash of the day
      Splash of the day
      Splat of the day
      Skid of the day

    • @jelteklaswijnja4055
      @jelteklaswijnja4055 2 года назад +93

      @@georgeiii2998 That would usually also be considered "overcooked" though.
      Knowing what to look for would be best, which I'm sure any restaurant that would be able to put this on the menu would know.

    • @georgeiii2998
      @georgeiii2998 2 года назад +21

      @Jelte Klas Wijnja You are totally right. I was thinking about boiling water 😂 Sorry.

    • @FauziAveline
      @FauziAveline 2 года назад +207

      “smash of the day, specially smashed by a 2012 toyota corolla”

    • @Lucky-se3ln
      @Lucky-se3ln 2 года назад +35

      @@FauziAveline I have no idea why I laughed so much at that. I was expecting the car jokes yet you still caught me off guard.

  • @k.d4818
    @k.d4818 2 года назад +4813

    Should have found a fox and served Fox Mash!

  • @JoeBob79569
    @JoeBob79569 Год назад +16

    At 8:08 I misheard it as: "There's something in the batter, I'm going to say it's, like, human?"

  • @chuckery5177
    @chuckery5177 2 года назад +20

    I love how nice everyone was about it. And the guy who said “it even goes with chocolate… mental” 🤣

  • @ghostlyserpent4020
    @ghostlyserpent4020 2 года назад +3754

    “Today I’m gonna be serving Human meat to food critics without them knowing.”
    “I also had some of my subscribers help me out!”

    • @underscoredfrisk
      @underscoredfrisk 2 года назад +46

      Not it

    • @chillcapsaicin6109
      @chillcapsaicin6109 2 года назад +18

      Underrated

    • @DexteruL
      @DexteruL 2 года назад +55

      *proceeds to unsubscribe

    • @JacobRise1492
      @JacobRise1492 2 года назад +83

      that sounds like a Mr beast challenge
      FIRST ONE TO EAT THE ENTIRE BOWL OF HUMAN GETS $10,000

    • @opside231
      @opside231 2 года назад +18

      I think it's legal if the human the flesh comes from agreed

  • @NateJ6
    @NateJ6 2 года назад +3902

    The Michelin star chef liking almost everything is one of the most pleasant surprises of the day

    • @dontcarestudios9393
      @dontcarestudios9393 2 года назад +626

      a PHEASANT surprise?

    • @Vaporvision
      @Vaporvision 2 года назад +413

      He loves food, rather than loving to criticise it. It makes a difference!

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 года назад +252

      The Michelin star chefs are down to earth and humble. It's those dishing out the stars who aren't

    • @caesar7734
      @caesar7734 2 года назад +13

      *pheasant surprises

    • @draglorr5578
      @draglorr5578 2 года назад +13

      You mean a pheasant surprise right?

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 2 года назад +26

    The roadkill expert seemed like such a chill guy

  • @Chrisbrei2502
    @Chrisbrei2502 Год назад +23

    "Do I have to say yes chef all the times?"
    "Yes"
    "Okay"
    It literally took him a second to fail...

  • @MichelleKhare
    @MichelleKhare 2 года назад +16692

    Beyond the great storytelling and genius idea this is, I just had to say that the music design in this video is SUPREME. Great work Max & team :) !!!

    • @samtheman1868
      @samtheman1868 2 года назад +100

      first you've seen of Max? this guy is phenomenal!

    • @etmason
      @etmason 2 года назад +27

      Omg hi Michele my family are fans ;)

    • @CreativeDrone
      @CreativeDrone 2 года назад +7

      love your videos :)

    • @wooden_duck3259
      @wooden_duck3259 2 года назад +6

      Hello Michelle yeah this guy is insane as well as you😁

    • @SanojBerg
      @SanojBerg 2 года назад +5

      Oh, hi, your newest video is next on my list 😂

  • @youtuberstatistics
    @youtuberstatistics 2 года назад +4737

    The Max Fosh channel is probably one of the stranger corners of RUclips, and I love it

    • @Luke-ym7oy
      @Luke-ym7oy 2 года назад +21

      silly to the max

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 2 года назад +48

      no its really not, this channel is pretty tame and just your normal content really.

    • @w1zxrd
      @w1zxrd 2 года назад +1

      Ik tho

    • @kevinmalone9314
      @kevinmalone9314 2 года назад +32

      @@selectionn oh yeah why dont you just make a small list of a few youtubers who do what he does at under 1million subscribes

    • @MudNic1
      @MudNic1 2 года назад

      Yo

  • @smala017
    @smala017 Год назад +60

    “Pommel de terre batons”
    I literally could not think of a more posh was to say French Fries 🤣

  • @A_Casual_NPC
    @A_Casual_NPC 2 года назад +19

    Honestly, I'm a chef and the story of how you two met is just amazing. That completely seems like something a chef would do and how a great friendship is born. Love it

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 2 года назад +1392

    The Michelin Star chef is so cool. In my experience, top tier chefs tend to be super open minded and adventurous when it comes to food and it shows when he says that finding out it was roadkill didn't change his opinion at all.

    • @pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992
      @pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992 2 года назад +63

      Well to become a top chef they gotta love food and not love criticizing foof

    • @shafwandito4724
      @shafwandito4724 2 года назад +39

      @@pettanshrimpnazunasapostle1992 just like how Gordon Ramsay didn't like exotic food during his trip in Asia, but never said it out loud since he respect the different cultures.

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 2 года назад +46

      @@shafwandito4724 Gordon only screams at you if he has cooked better ones (and u do things very very badly)
      Foreign food, he hasn’t cooked it before so he doesn’t critic or shout because, he simply isn’t 100% better

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 Год назад +4

      Definitely, my experience with Michelin stars restaurant was always "why is this ingredient in the title of this meal" then "oooh that's good"
      I think you can be a good chef but you can't be an amazing chef unless you open your mind to unusual ideas

    • @cubertmiso
      @cubertmiso Год назад

      he was the best but at the same time the whites in his eyes are now wide open. " top tier chefs tend to be super open minded and adventurous" = on the surface (like modern art)

  • @thepaladinauthoryoutube
    @thepaladinauthoryoutube 2 года назад +656

    Yes in fact, a Michelin star-quality meal! In fact if you look closely at the pheasant meat, you can see the brand mark from the tyre pressed backwards onto it riiiiiight there.

    • @MissAdaLindon
      @MissAdaLindon 2 года назад +17

      Oh my god, underrated comment-

    • @totoisayal5045
      @totoisayal5045 2 года назад +29

      Branded roadkill! it's free it's simple and it's free!

    • @leaha888
      @leaha888 Год назад +1

      time stamp?

  • @tamedshrew235
    @tamedshrew235 2 года назад +7

    In the US some states allow you to harvest deer roadkill. One night in Colorado on the way to a party my friends - 2 girls and a guy- spotted a doe by the side of the road. They checked and saw she was dead but still warm then threw her in the trunk. Nobody (except me) blinked an eye as they gutted it right on the kitchen table. Quite the indoctrination to rural life for this East Coaster.

  • @blevmar8444
    @blevmar8444 2 года назад +432

    Hold on Max, Just as a tip of advice: Never Listen to Peta for advice on what's humane or not. They're an extremists on animal safety but it gets to a point where every single fucking thing they do is hypocritical.

    • @blubber9047
      @blubber9047 2 года назад

      Thank u!!! I was looking for someone who said it! I have never trusted PETA with my life bc of how awful they are to the animals they want to protect. Almost if not all of their animal shelters are high kill shelters and the animals they try to “save” end up getting killed out of their ignorance. Case in point that post back a few years ago where a group of peta workers went into a restaurant, stole all the lobsters out of the tank and proceeded to throw them into a freshwater creek next to the restaurant

    • @user-ky8ym7le9m
      @user-ky8ym7le9m 2 года назад +7

      Cope

    • @spinoplays6703
      @spinoplays6703 2 года назад

      @@user-ky8ym7le9m Seethe

    • @shonuff-dl1wz
      @shonuff-dl1wz 2 года назад +1

      Plus they're saying it's more Humane it's their opinion that's not an actual scientific fact in Pita isn't even a reliable source so you basically made people eat roadkill sacrificing their safety and health

    • @blubber9047
      @blubber9047 2 года назад

      @@shonuff-dl1wz nothing that PETA has said has any scientific background behind it, and if they do it’s their own “scientists” that are “proving” their claim

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 2 года назад +1834

    Up next: "I gave nothing but pure shit to food critics without them knowing. (They loved it)"

    • @s4t1sfied27
      @s4t1sfied27 2 года назад +14

      :trol:

    • @felixdarlington5676
      @felixdarlington5676 2 года назад +32

      I see people on the internet say “lol” even when they don’t actually laugh, or at least I rarely laugh to things on the internet. This comment made me laugh harder than I’d like to say

    • @ixaaczr4343
      @ixaaczr4343 2 года назад +5

      Yes they use "lol" without laughing

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 2 года назад +7

      @@ixaaczr4343 lol

    • @PerkaholicFB
      @PerkaholicFB 2 года назад +3

      @@ixaaczr4343 lol

  • @tkburn1439
    @tkburn1439 2 года назад +308

    The critics were Pheasantly surprised 😜

    • @MaxFosh
      @MaxFosh  2 года назад +55

      Veryyyy gooood

    • @MdSahil-kd9gw
      @MdSahil-kd9gw Год назад

      @@MaxFosh Well, that was pheasant surprise.

  • @sorcha12
    @sorcha12 8 месяцев назад +1

    5:29 that was the best voldemort impression i’ll probably ever hear 😂

  • @desperatewoman8279
    @desperatewoman8279 2 года назад +9

    max is the chaotic neutral i need in my life

  • @mabelh9049
    @mabelh9049 2 года назад +1322

    I love that this man is classy with his music, accent and the way he puts together his videos, but he's absolutely never doing anything classy. And yet it seems like he is. It's a lovely contradiction and I'm here for it.

    • @booq5559
      @booq5559 2 года назад +9

      great way to look at it haha

    • @mabelh9049
      @mabelh9049 2 года назад +1

      @@booq5559 thanks 😂

  • @000claw
    @000claw 2 года назад +683

    I really love how this isnt like a "haha these food critics are fools and suck at their jobs" and more really asking their opinions of what they like/dont like

    • @DoctorMagoo111
      @DoctorMagoo111 2 года назад +82

      It helps that all three of them were honest, humble, and charming. What absolutely lovely people and what a fantastic video.

    • @dsargus3
      @dsargus3 Год назад

      Max Fosh is always wholesome ^^

    • @Peter-uo9km
      @Peter-uo9km Год назад

      I would of been like phew! Wtf are you doing mate!??!?

  • @DuskPixel
    @DuskPixel 2 года назад +1

    This was such an entertaining but cool thing to watch you have my full support, well done!

  • @Searching4DMT
    @Searching4DMT 2 года назад +4

    Lol the guy with the white hat was extremely excited and grateful...must be a chefs dream customer

  • @gracehutchings471
    @gracehutchings471 2 года назад +1475

    First the fish from the Thames and now roadkill…feeling an unconventional cookbook announcement soon

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 года назад +66

      Next video: I turned A bird hit by a plane into a 3 course meal

    • @Frederik_uk
      @Frederik_uk 2 года назад +23

      @@Cosmik60 Just put yourself a massive net at the end of Heathrow runways and you'll have a lovely (and occasionally minced) selection of fowl to eat.

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 года назад +5

      @@Frederik_uk How respectful! Cutting the food too?

    • @greyham123
      @greyham123 2 года назад

      Snarge stew

    • @envycollar
      @envycollar 2 года назад +1

      Truly an anarchists cookbook

  • @jks5392
    @jks5392 2 года назад +994

    How do I make chips look fancy? 'pomme de terre batons'

    • @hansenyang4014
      @hansenyang4014 2 года назад +102

      it literally translates to "potato stick"

    • @louiemanning
      @louiemanning 2 года назад +71

      @@hansenyang4014 “Earth apple stick”

    • @colineadesyeux
      @colineadesyeux 2 года назад

      @@hansenyang4014 more like stick potatoes

    • @jama211
      @jama211 2 года назад +17

      @@louiemanning I like the name "Earth apples", it's just more whimsical than "potato"

    • @dgbb11
      @dgbb11 2 года назад +9

      @@louiemanning the French have a way with words, truly

  • @ChokyoDK
    @ChokyoDK 11 месяцев назад +1

    I remember watching this when it came out. We need a part 2

  • @jsrhedgehog9981
    @jsrhedgehog9981 2 года назад +32

    I remember reading something similar to this in a manga called Oishinbo. The MC used wild and uncured salmon for his recipe and served it to s group of high class food connoisseurs. The thing about using wild salmon that is raw is that they have a high chance of containing parasites that cause illnesses if not killed through cooking. The MC (who knoes his stuff) hired some scientists with a microscope to thoroughly examine each individual piece of salmon for parasites before deeming it safe to eat. The dish was safe, but not revealing the potential risks of eating it beforehand was wrong.

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 2 года назад +1

      Ok....go touch some grass weeb

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant Год назад +1

      "It was safe, but failing to reveal the risks was unethical."
      So...was it safe, or was it risky? Which is it? 🧐

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik Год назад

      You actually read that manga? It's like 30 years old.

    • @jsrhedgehog9981
      @jsrhedgehog9981 Год назад +1

      @boiledelephant you can never really be TOO sure that there are no parasites in a cut of salmon. They surveyed it as best they could, but there was always a chance that they could miss something.

    • @saucemaster6452
      @saucemaster6452 Год назад

      @@luichinplaystation610 Seriously?

  • @futcrunch
    @futcrunch 2 года назад +1008

    Michelin star chef was a vibe

    • @willgoat271
      @willgoat271 2 года назад

      Crunch what are you doing here lmaoooo. Btw FIFA's dead

    • @touruuu2752
      @touruuu2752 2 года назад

      hey crunch

  • @chazman5125
    @chazman5125 2 года назад +325

    "I've seen your fucking videos, so yes I'd believe it" 🤣 sums up Max's videos

  • @oteimoto85
    @oteimoto85 7 месяцев назад +1

    I once had the unpleasant experience of having 2 pheasants flush from the hedgerow whilst riding my motorcycle.
    Amazingly, I stayed on and one of the feathered Kamikazies had suffered a front fork/beak interface.
    I was aware that I wasn't allowed to pick it up as I'd been the first vehicle to hit it.
    So I went on a bit of a ride and wouldn't you know it, I found myself back at the same spot. I reasoned with myself that I had simply come across the deceased bird and shoved it in my rucksack.
    Poached with cabbage and pear cider and fed to the family.
    Didn't break my expensive carbon mudguard either.
    Result!! 🙂😂

  • @youvebeenexposed5307
    @youvebeenexposed5307 2 года назад +8

    the actual chef must be so happy to hear good reviews

  • @anty0108
    @anty0108 2 года назад +1011

    Max please show us the wheel you spin every morning that tells you what to do for a video

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 2 года назад +216

    Gives new meaning to "locally sourced".

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 2 года назад +7

      nothing says locally sourced like driving for 2 hours trying to find one single bird.

    • @Dizzy8203
      @Dizzy8203 6 месяцев назад +1

      Crunchy moms would be so proud

  • @Canlass
    @Canlass 2 года назад +1

    man how tf did i not find you till now like i just went through your videos and this this is the type of content i like

  • @chloekhamxox
    @chloekhamxox Год назад +7

    Im so happy for your friend tho, that meal could actually be approved in a Michelin star restaurant! Thats a huge step tbh

  • @Upsidedownorangejuice
    @Upsidedownorangejuice 2 года назад +347

    Road kill is stunning, but like any foraging and gathering skills, you seriously need to know what your doing. Getting food poisoning or sickness is horrible experience.

    • @SamAx.
      @SamAx. 2 года назад +27

      That's why he asked people to cook it for him and help him get raodkills

  • @BlackOps78321
    @BlackOps78321 2 года назад +276

    Honestly that roadkill looked like just a normal bird. I couldn't see any part where it's been crushed or run over really. So even if it was, it was probably about the same. Still, I like the idea of feeding weird shit to food reviewers and see if they might change their mind afterward.

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 2 года назад +68

      Lots of birds like Pheasant actually die in a pretty humane way on roads…
      They stick their heads out like chickens and it’s typically just a quick whack to the head by a passing car which is why it fell off the side of the road.
      I actually read a book about urban foraging years ago (never tried it tho) and they said that longer necked birds are typically ready to eat, like the guy said, Pheasant, partridge, stuff like that… relatively dumb birbs that walk with their head bobbing forward.
      It’s pretty humane and fast now they die and the body is left untouched..

  • @captainfishball639
    @captainfishball639 2 года назад

    i stumbled a crossed this channel and subbed after one video. im excited to go down tis rabbit hole of your videos!

  • @Tyrochus
    @Tyrochus 2 года назад +1

    this entire video is mental, where have i freakin been, im here for the long haul now

  • @user-do8mi4tu8z
    @user-do8mi4tu8z 2 года назад +1046

    PETA: "Eating roadkill is a better way of eating meat"
    Me: proceeds to run over everything for food

    • @krasudreal3948
      @krasudreal3948 2 года назад +96

      It's poaching if you grab what you run over!

    • @vitzveer
      @vitzveer 2 года назад +153

      @@krasudreal3948 Just have a friend drive another car following you lol

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 2 года назад +32

      ​@@krasudreal3948 bit ironic no. You cant hunt your own food, you have to scavange from others xD
      That would be like farmers cant harvest their own crops, they can only care for it but everyone else has to sneak in at take it.

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP 2 года назад +39

      @@BlueBD I wouldn't think of crashing into an animal at high speeds to be considered hunting, but I guess that would make sense

    • @Gamerrelm1.0_relm
      @Gamerrelm1.0_relm 2 года назад

      Bloody hell

  • @emotionalbabydragon3360
    @emotionalbabydragon3360 2 года назад +259

    With fuel prices as they are I feel like that meal would be expensive for a reason

    • @swecreations
      @swecreations 2 года назад +1

      Yep, he could definitely use putting down €7k for a used Zoe

  • @imcommunist
    @imcommunist Месяц назад +2

    critic: gets served roadkill
    critic 2 seconds later: 'its nice'

  • @hiphop2u
    @hiphop2u 2 года назад +3

    My family is Mexican, and my grandfather is the one that brought our family over the border. After he became established, he lived out in the orchards of eastern Washington and id visit him frequently as a kid. We ate a lot of good food, cuz my grandparents could cook their asses off. Well they always ended up running over something or finding roadkill in the area they lived in. Anywhere from Snakes, dogs, to neighbors stray chickens. If it looked fresh, they’d bring it back home. My grandpa did a lot of hunting, so skinning roadkill to cook wasn’t anything he was uncomfortable with at all. But I got to try dog as a kid which was kinda wild. And we’d always eat rattlesnake one way or another at least once a summer.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 года назад +1707

    I gotta admit that he's a really really good chef

  • @BuffinsTheCat28
    @BuffinsTheCat28 2 года назад +505

    I find it hilarious how he's talking about how he is going to find the freshest roadkill like its a competition and other people would want it.. Lol

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 2 года назад +50

      animals would def want it

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 2 года назад +18

      Animals: yes we would

    • @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar
      @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar 2 года назад +32

      Other people DO go looking. He's not the only one. There have been fights over who claimed what roadkill first. It ain't just the animals out there!

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 2 года назад +8

      Plus you wouldn't necessarily want an old, stale piece of roadkill

    • @FlamingVaIIey
      @FlamingVaIIey 2 года назад +13

      @@kishinumaayumi Stale? My guy that flesh would be spoilt if it spent more than 3 hours out in the sun, the thing that baffles me so much is that the cook in question is not looking at the issues from a health check perspective but an ethical one, no one cares whether or not it's ethical, legit the most useless argument. But if you can get poisoned by the means of how the meat is acquired that is a big issue and should definitely be banned.

  • @JoshGrayMusic
    @JoshGrayMusic 2 года назад +18

    Surprised none of them were worried about getting sick. Like I'd at least ask how they determined it was safe to eat.

    • @healywilliamson2059
      @healywilliamson2059 2 года назад +2

      Did think they would be a bit more conflicted hahah but an expert had ait checked so surely all jolly

    • @healywilliamson2059
      @healywilliamson2059 2 года назад

      @@-------------764 But it was a healthy pheasant? Not just plucked off the road and fired on a cooker

    • @SilvaArmour3000
      @SilvaArmour3000 2 года назад

      @@healywilliamson2059 that's exactly what roadkill means

    • @healywilliamson2059
      @healywilliamson2059 2 года назад +1

      @@SilvaArmour3000 hahahah aye but was checked for diseases and that

    • @SilvaArmour3000
      @SilvaArmour3000 2 года назад

      @@healywilliamson2059 probably not. those judges are keeping their composure until after the cameras stop rolling 😆

  • @SP4CEBAR
    @SP4CEBAR Год назад +6

    The man just grabs the pheasant without hesitating (3:40)

    • @Peepsaregreat
      @Peepsaregreat 2 месяца назад

      Ik this was was commented a year ago but he doesn't hesitate because he's most likely done this alot

  • @zman4002
    @zman4002 2 года назад +273

    Imagine they actually did this at restaurants, they tell you it's road kill and you pay significantly less money than everything else on the menu lol

    • @DanFFA
      @DanFFA 2 года назад +53

      I would imagine with the time investment to find that you could pay much more

    • @8ytan
      @8ytan 2 года назад +45

      You'd probably pay more since it's fresh, ethical and an interesting experience.

    • @zman4002
      @zman4002 2 года назад +14

      @@8ytan I doubt peoppe would pay more for roadkill though

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 года назад +26

      @@zman4002 Some people would. For the reasons he listed above

    • @chatboss000
      @chatboss000 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, it's called "ground beef" and it's in most fast food places for a steal of a price.

  • @ali-ej6rv
    @ali-ej6rv 2 года назад +168

    The Michelin star chef: I love the crisscross effect
    The RUclipsr: *you could try harder with your presentation*

    • @BreadCatMarcus
      @BreadCatMarcus 2 года назад +11

      The less people know, the more they try to act superior or knowledgeable. 😂

    • @thesmiffable
      @thesmiffable 2 года назад +8

      @@BreadCatMarcus Nah, the YTer was being honest. The presentation was pretty gash and the kind of thing college kids do - when compard to michelin chef was just having a laugh

  • @sebastiannanook531
    @sebastiannanook531 2 года назад

    Absolutely loved it
    Please youtube recommend me more of this!!!!!

  • @James-vb7jn
    @James-vb7jn 2 года назад +1

    You had me at “the chemistry of this team was out of this world”🤣😂🤣 Fancy picking your roadkill from Cornwall

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 2 года назад +273

    Not sure how you come up with such unique ideas every week.
    Great job Max

  • @EdCole-fz9kd
    @EdCole-fz9kd 2 года назад +105

    “Do I have to say yes chef at all times?”
    “At all times”
    “Ok” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trashpanda1998
    @trashpanda1998 9 месяцев назад +2

    I could never be a food critic, I take a bite chew for a second and I mean a second and then boom it's gone I wolf my food done like it's the first meal I ever had

  • @alexdavis5766
    @alexdavis5766 11 месяцев назад +3

    Max showed us something rarely seen in this video- a working oven clock showing the correct time!

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 года назад +217

    I thought this was immoral due to potential poisoning until the dude said "it's still warm" and I immediately calmed down
    No problem with it if it's warm enough you can know for sure it hasn't started to rot

    • @matthewhubka6350
      @matthewhubka6350 2 года назад +43

      You wouldn’t feed a vegan meat secretly. In my mind, if one of those people wasn’t fine eating roadkill, they would have the right to be mad

    • @ilyesjebalia9757
      @ilyesjebalia9757 2 года назад +9

      @@matthewhubka6350 They have no reason to not be fine with roadkill lol

    • @dustenekoes28
      @dustenekoes28 2 года назад +42

      @@ilyesjebalia9757 that’s like saying Muslims have no reason not to be fine with non-Halal meat… everyone deserves to know what they’re putting into their body.

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 2 года назад +40

      @@ilyesjebalia9757 Yes they do. Wild animals have diseases, and being hit by a car can cause tiny bone fragments to get embeded in the meat, as well as bile leakage. And unless you see the animal get hit, you don't even know how long it's been out there laying on the road.

    • @twitterhaha
      @twitterhaha 2 года назад +17

      @@madelinebitts2766 checking its body heat can solve the "how long has it been dead" problem.
      probably a bit inaccurate though if u live in a cold or hot place

  • @___aZa___
    @___aZa___ 2 года назад +1516

    To be quite honest.
    When it's cooked, it's probably fine.

    • @willb9165
      @willb9165 2 года назад +39

      Idk abt that one mate hahaha

    • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
      @goatpepperherbaltea7895 2 года назад +27

      Depending on if it died quick or not I think adrenaline fucks up the taste of meat

    • @KahurangiSteez
      @KahurangiSteez 2 года назад +123

      @@willb9165 It was still warm when they found it. That pheasant was days fresher than anything you'd buy in a shop

    • @jama211
      @jama211 2 года назад +72

      @@GrahamCrannell I know you'd know this, but I just want to mention cooking doesn't always make rancid meat safe if it had been out for a while, the process of decomposition can create some pretty toxic chemicals that can't just be cooked out. But that's not the case here, as the pheasant was fresh, just good to keep in mind.

    • @hannah57
      @hannah57 2 года назад +33

      If it's freshly killed then sure. But otherwise the meat can start spoiling quickly, especially when warm outside.

  • @GraceJouanides
    @GraceJouanides Месяц назад

    “Roadkill grill you kill it we grill it” is the best way to answer ANY cold call

  • @PureToneMusic
    @PureToneMusic 2 года назад +10

    0:01 into the video and this already sounds semi illegal lol.

  • @kaygee301
    @kaygee301 2 года назад +237

    Lol. Eco friendly road kill, drove around for well over 2 hours to get one bird.

    • @QtPieMarth
      @QtPieMarth 2 года назад +81

      Ethically friendly, not ecologically (although the meat agriculture industry is horrific for the environment).

    • @owenstevens7151
      @owenstevens7151 2 года назад +16

      @@QtPieMarth Depends on which Meat you're talking about. Chicken houses have very little environmental impact, while being quite morally obscene. Cattle ranching does have an environmental impact by it's methane contribution, but that's pretty much just beef. Even with that being said, the meat industry doesn't hold a match to oil corporations.

    • @PointlessDrummer
      @PointlessDrummer 2 года назад +25

      @@owenstevens7151 thats not true. Keep in mind the clean water needed to process the meat and to grow all the food for the animals. Huge waste of space and energy. But of course, oil companies are huge aswell

    • @hisham_as
      @hisham_as 2 года назад +2

      Keep arguing about meat being bad for the environment while I enjoy my 12oz steak :D

    • @MattCooperKay
      @MattCooperKay 2 года назад +6

      @@owenstevens7151 You are severely downplaying the impact of all of the forms of animal agriculture you mentioned. Please don't.

  • @c1h2r3i4s56987
    @c1h2r3i4s56987 2 года назад +213

    Liver in the chocolate sauce is great, BLood and Choclate mixes very well, I knew this since I was a kid I would get nosebleeds quite often so The tatse of blood was in my mouth once and I ate choclate realised it mixes way better then it should

    • @StarrDust12
      @StarrDust12 2 года назад +84

      this made me immediately think of a cafe for vampires which serves chocolate and blood cakes and sauce and stuff

    • @BoomBoom-sr8nt
      @BoomBoom-sr8nt 2 года назад +13

      Uhmmm okayyyy hahahaha

    • @andrewsoon8062
      @andrewsoon8062 2 года назад +72

      That's a very disturbing way to find out about a cooking technique.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +50

      This is a serial killer origin story

    • @pyranna2003
      @pyranna2003 2 года назад +16

      This is how Hannibal started off

  • @mrbane2000
    @mrbane2000 Год назад +4

    This guy is business man, richest man, prankster, cooking chef, editor, producer idk what else

  • @martind5653
    @martind5653 12 дней назад +2

    Bro if Peta claims roadkill is healtier I wouldn't touch that thing.

  • @mattb8754
    @mattb8754 2 года назад +57

    The irony is how much gas they spent looking for the roadkill 🤣

    • @mkontent
      @mkontent 2 года назад

      That wasn't an EV?

  • @the_bottomfragger
    @the_bottomfragger 2 года назад +319

    This video has convinced me to become vegan except eating roadkill.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drive offroad "aimlessly" for a few hours.

    • @rossmaclean2
      @rossmaclean2 2 года назад +63

      You're doing it wrong. you have to follow someone with a good aim and "find" what they leave behind.

    • @philipsimpson1160
      @philipsimpson1160 2 года назад +26

      @@rossmaclean2 does it work if you punt their car into the animal with your car???

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe 2 года назад +21

      @@philipsimpson1160 That would be legal, as long as you accidentally punt their car into the animal.

    • @skussy69
      @skussy69 2 года назад

      Misread your username as "BottomFagger" lmfao

    • @philipsimpson1160
      @philipsimpson1160 2 года назад +1

      @@Pattoe how would they know ;)

  • @mistywho5697
    @mistywho5697 Год назад +2

    I was a bit scared at the beginning remembering the last “roadkill expert” I saw was that serial killer on Dexter

  • @markschannel3769
    @markschannel3769 Год назад +2

    If someone had given me roadkill without telling me there’d be a lawsuit

    • @katiequeen7225
      @katiequeen7225 Год назад

      Your case will be thrown out and you'll get to pay for the opposing sides costs. Great waste of time and money

  • @riisiio
    @riisiio 2 года назад +19

    5:10 "Do I have to say yes chef all the time?"
    "At all times."
    "Ok."
    Max........ buddy....

  • @bentgi
    @bentgi 2 года назад +109

    fish and chips from the most polluted river and now a 3 star meal from road kill.

    • @skussy69
      @skussy69 2 года назад +5

      3 star* I see you don't understand the Michelin scale

    • @bentgi
      @bentgi 2 года назад +3

      @@skussy69 you saw nothing and everything at the same time. :)

    • @imadeanaccounttocomment7800
      @imadeanaccounttocomment7800 2 года назад +3

      @@skussy69 3 star means that the food is so special that you need to make a special journey for it but in this case the journey is the food. Wonder how many micheline stars the meal get if it was sourced by a micheline tire.

    • @dujilli
      @dujilli 2 года назад +3

      @@skussy69 why the condescending tone?

  • @wegocray3830
    @wegocray3830 2 года назад +1

    11:53 Max is just reliving the memory of Josh giving him free food. What a reunion.

  • @PunisherSM
    @PunisherSM 2 года назад +1

    I grew up in Northern Minnesota, where my dad had 160 acres of land. Near the house, there is this big open field that my dad would put roadkill in the middle of. We had 8 bald eagles in the trees and eating the roadkill deer. He was all about not letting resources go to waste, and giving a safer area for the wild animals to get a meal.

  • @plaisirdelanglais
    @plaisirdelanglais 2 года назад +125

    Pheasant is completely fine to eat. Very typical in the countryside like deer, bore or hare. I was expecting something like a rat or fox or another animal. You have got to do another one.

    • @lonnpton5239
      @lonnpton5239 2 года назад +2

      Or a cat

    • @batfurs3001
      @batfurs3001 2 года назад +3

      Fox is perfectly fine to eat, so long as you cook it through thoroughly. It does great in slow cooked stews!
      Rats however. I personally do not touch wild rats unless to throw them into a bush away from the road to make sure scavengers don't get hit.

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 2 года назад +1

      I don’t think anyone was saying it wasn’t fine or that it was unusual, the weird bit is just supposed to be how it died

  • @whateverppl1229
    @whateverppl1229 2 года назад +79

    "yeah, not a lot of fat so it over cooks quickly, like this"
    I like him.

  • @PCor18
    @PCor18 Год назад

    Just discovered the chanel, can't stop hearing Jeremy Clarkson's style of narrating. Got to love it!

  • @kasperbj
    @kasperbj 2 года назад +2

    How have i found this , 1 month later when literally my favourite line to say to random callers is ,, Hello, tims roadkill grills , you kill it -we grill it ! How can i help you ? "

  • @chhristina
    @chhristina 2 года назад +54

    I feel like John was so excited for this he entered the "waiting mode" since 2am

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 года назад +250

    You saw it. I felt it

    • @nich5611
      @nich5611 2 года назад +1

      Ray Mak comment with 1 like?!!?

    • @jaydeaux7371
      @jaydeaux7371 2 года назад +11

      People tired of this dude being everywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 2 года назад

      💀

  • @TheGamingInvestor
    @TheGamingInvestor 6 дней назад

    Help! I can't stop binge watching this golden content!

  • @JokerInk-CustomBuilds
    @JokerInk-CustomBuilds 2 года назад +2

    I am definetly no cook... but the greatest trick I ever learned is that baked root vegetables like potatoes, carrots etc all benefit from a dash of lemon before hitting the oven...