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What would you do for a million dollars? Rooster Teeth’s finest would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything. In each episode, a rotating cast of hosts challenge each other with their own hypothetical version of the question "You get a million dollars, but...". Participants have to determine if the deal would be worth it for them in exchange for a million dollars.
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What about when you turn old and maybe your partner? are you just constantly beating the crap out of them and even yourself?
My thoughts exactly.
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daxterquiny ?
for the last scenario, what happens if you get old and walk across a mirror or something and see yourself?
then you're finally out of this game....
+shmander Made my day
You'd probably get sad because you've become one of them
You start kicking every bodies ass, including your own ;)
I think you punch the mirror
I don't think they realize how painful a chestburster actually is lol
do you ...?
+Joel R. No. But they talk like its nothing, you have a giant larva worm eating it's way out of your chest! To feel something eat through your organs, tissue and bones as it squirms violently every. Day. Would drive you insane and suicide.
carry morphine or numbing agents on you at all times.
+King Basket899 from when it starts to take place, you won't be able to use the morphine or numbing agent. Watch the scene from alien. He had no chance.
One does not simply "obtain" morphine just like that
Burnie - "companion for life"
don't you have kids?
They'll leave eventually, he's gotta understand the reality that they might not visit. So the kindly visit from the deep space jack in a box is enough for him.
+jayheich deep space jack in the box is the best thing I've ever heard
now i get the mental image of sad old burnie, welcome back depression!
they can get used to it
Oh, they don't count.
The first part reminds me of the bar scene in Spaceballs. The little alien should sing _"Hello, Ma Baby"_
Check, please!
The curly haired dude looks like the love child of Robb Stark and Gus 😂
That's a hilarious combination!
This needs to be on the odd couple.
It's nick from theatre of life!
It looks like Todd Howard.
I'd pass on the painful chestburster, but the random yelling one is too easy. You essentially just get Tourette's.
Yeah, but just switch over to a more smoothie and milkshake based diet. Minimize when you chew, you minimize how often you yell.
OR make sure to count how much you chewed so you know when it will happen, then when you on 99 and on a date you go to the bathroom and does that while covering your mouth.
+ManUtdBoy13 but everyone in the restaurant has to hear you, so your date would be concerned by your pained screaming coming from the bathroom.
Someone clearly doesn’t know what Tourrete is.
Yeah! I was hoping I wasn't the only one thinking this. It essentially is just having Tourettes. It'd be simple to explain to people too.
"I just burst when I want to burst"
NUT
What about when you turn old?
you would be normal until you saw yourself in a mirror, then you would get into a rage and fight yourself until you knock yourself out, you would wake up confused why you passed out, until you see the mirror again
But you would be soo good a fighter you wouldn't knock yourself out.
Maybe it only applies to other people
Million dollars but every time you sneeze you speak in a different language
that would need further information, like do you continue speaking that language until you sneeze again; and would it be permanent knowledge afterwards?
I'm assuming they mean something along the lines of you're only able to understand and speak one language at a time and it changes whenever you sneeze.
+steel16880 though it still raises potential questions of the scenarios.
but I'll go ahead and leave the multiple interpretations for others, I would be interested to take this scenario though.
if it was permanent knowledge i'd take it! (Finally gonna pass that spanish test!)
i think it would be each time you sneeze you speak a different language and you won't remember it unless you knew it before hand
and here is what i would add in to the scenario, every 24 hours your language returns back to normal
I have no idea who these two people are, but they are fantastic!
I love the way Burnie looks when he's grabbing the tennis ball and attacking with it.
This was probably my favorite episode yet. Good scenarios and hilarious editing ahhahaa.
The first girl's name is Chelsea Harfoush
The way I see it with the Old Folks one: You get old but eventually the effect only works with people older than you so you get to a point where you're 80 but you can only kick the asses of people 81 and above.
"I'll take it cause I have to commit to something" - ends up accepting every offer
on second thought, maybe he meant commit to something for life, as in a relationship...
Almost the plot of "Yes Man."
#BringBackGavin
+moviemaker2011z #reasons
moviemaker2011z #ihavenoidea
+moviemaker2011z #Ihavenoidea!
+moviemaker2011z #Ihavenoidea!
+moviemaker2011z #hmmsoonithinkthiswillend
Probably the best Millions dollar but to date. So freaking funny :D
3:12
The RUclips comments when Mica is in the video
The Jason Borne segments were shot incredibly well.
I really enjoyed this episode. Nick and Kirk are pretty funny too. this is my first exposure to them and I can already tell that I will probably enjoy the show that they are hosting. I would take the 1st and last MDB questions way too comical to be in the middle of a fight with old people and your little stinker pops out and starts fighting with you.
Having lots of guests is fine but I think we'd all prefer every episode to have Gavin Burnie and Barbrara.
Yeah Gavin, Burnie, Barbara, Michael and Ryan have been the best so far
3:43 Burnie beating the crap out of an old lady gives me life.
Great episode honestly, only one that felt even a little weak was the chest burster one but really they were all great, keep it up guys
2:30 This calamari is...SLAAAAAMMING!
See...This An Episode I Should Have Been A Part Of...Because Screaming At People Is My Profession XD
You get a million dollars, but you have to constantly relive Penny's and Phyrra's death.
this is really filmed well. the acting was really funny in the scenes too
this one is my favorite in terms of the little scenes they shoot, so funny
that first punch to the old lady by Bernie was BRUTAL
Oh my gosh when he first screamed I lost it 😂😂😂
I like how far they took the scenarios this time.
The Jason Bourne one had me laughing so hard.
Every 100th chew, you have to spit it out and yell "SLAMMMMING!"
That second one when you're in school and you have gum
Just in the middle of a test someone just screams at the top of their lungs and it has to be long enough for the whole school to hear
I just realized how much this is like drunk history
I'm still subscribed to good neighbour stuff ... I thought I'd never see you again .... I'm so happy.
The old person thing had me cracking up lol
PLEASE ROOSTER TEETH MAKE THESE GUYS INTO A SPY MOVIE!!!!!!
Solid Equilibrium reference at the end.
In the last one what would happen when you're old are you constantly having the flashbacks lol
This was absolutely the funniest one yet!
I think I would take the last one just so I could carry around a little picture of my grandma in my wallet (Folded so I don't see it by accident) and then use it to unlock the Jason Bourne abilities whenever I need to.
I sadly don't need Jason Bourne level ass-kicking abilities all that much in my day to day life, but it could be nice to have around.
I get mugged, "Sure, you can have my wallet, but please pass me my picture of my grandma, it's the only thing I have left of her!"
😂😂 that third one had me in tears
If they could change up the chestburster part a bit. Like could it come out and grow up to be a xenomorph and I would have a xenomorph buddy. Then another would pop out and I would have a xenomorph army
3:37 omg is that Adam Ruins Everything lmao
A million dollars but every time Burnie says "that's alot of money" you have to kick the nearest inanimate object.
best show on RT
Since the chest burster leaves, wouldn't it eventually grow into a full xenomorph? That'd be a fun video watch. Just a party with Burnie and his friend xenomorph drunk at a party with everyone else either dead or with a facehugger on them.
Sleeper agent one made me laugh so much
They missed a trick with the last one! What if you got old yourself and then saw yourself in the mirror? xD
KIRK WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS KIRK! THE NUMBERS KIRK!
I'd take the last 2. Also, the production quality has gotten SO IMPRESSIVE!
Million dollars but... Every time you fart 10 cats appear.
Question about the old person trigger one. What if you become old? Do you trigger looking in a mirror?
It would counter act your programming and you would have a fun side effect like forgetting who you are or something. You attack older people but must preserve the projects assets, it depends how the individual thinks as to what happens to them
This is so well edited and produced...bravo 👏🏼
THIS IS THE BEST SERIES ON RUclips KEEP IT UP!
The chest burster would hurt so freaking bad every day
So Pumped for Crunch Time
Million dollars, but every time you go inside a building, gravity is reversed and you alone are stuck on the ceiling.
i would only take the second one. i dont think any of them realize how horrible it would be to have chestburster burst out of your chest every day.
I can't take that last one, I love old people too much
THIS IS DEFF IN THE TOP 3 MDB
Burnie's one is the best, as always.
Really high quality video, very impressed.
1: no thanks
2: XD tempting, but no
3: NO WAY, i love my grandma DX
I live in Florida, the third scenario would be HELL for me!
the third one had me laughing for about 20 minutes i rewound it about 10 times
The Jason Bourne movie idea is epic, and they should cast Bernie
Bernie says no because he's already rolling in it.
Anyone remember Nick from Good Neighbour? Best sketch group on youtube ever, besides bathboys
"this fried Kaneki is so good"...100th chew "TRES BIEN"
Am I the only one who can't help but mentally say "88" when they introduce themselves?
That equilibrium joke from Kirk tho
That second one is basically like having a mild case of tourettes.
Scream hell the money is a bonus
yes, no, no.
chest burster in THIS CAAASE!
1 No: I would eat a millions dollars of shirts
2 No: Too unpredictable
3 No: I love my grandparents too much
That uniform is pretty much spot on. Somebody read AR 670-1.
Million dollars mentioned. "That's a lot of money"
Million Dollars idea. Once a week you can get $1 million, but if you go to get it, everyone within 1 square mile of you is forced 3 feet in a direction.
That last one was great my question is how does that affect you when you become old? Are you just in a permanent state of violence?
Well thats the first time I ever felt sorry for a chest burster.
Wow last time i saw nick was on theater of life.
3:45 Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.
You definitely wouldn’t be able to chew gum haha
Do all the chestbursters become Xenomorphs? If they do, then we're all doomed
Lmao Burnie with that sad stinker
Last time I was this early iPhones had headphone jacks.
This raises an interesting question. . .
what happens when they grow older themselves.
always on alert
for themselves? what about if they go into retirement homes?
it isn't real :/
4 Hundred
You have no sense of curiosity, or humor.
BarkingFox thanks dad
back for Burnie telling me 1 million dollars is a lot of money
Couldn't do the sleeper agent thing, my grandpa is frail and has a bleeding disorder. One bruise and he could bleed internally lol
A millon dollar but Mathew Broderick is constantly driving on the road.
Alien is one of my favorite movies I would do the chestburster one
This is a good one lmao
Oh my watching this in 4k is so fun.
Million dollars but you can never stop playing million dollars but; you would be known as that guy.
3:38 look its adam!
kind of expecting him to say something about how its impossible for those experiments to take that much of a toll on someone or something but eatings ok too...
A million dollars butt:
You get a Million dollars, but whenever you wanna use some of it you have to pull it
out your backside.
Holy hell, that second one would be a nightmare for people who excessively chew, like on gum, nails, tobacco, paper, your tongue.... Couldn't take that