Family Guy: Men. We don't know what we did.

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  • @hugjuffs
    @hugjuffs 3 года назад +79402

    After ten years of analyzing this video, I finally realized that she wanted him to walk her to class.

    • @somedumbspammer4408
      @somedumbspammer4408 3 года назад +8791

      I didn't know why she ran until I looked in the comments.

    • @sunilKumar-sy9pm
      @sunilKumar-sy9pm 3 года назад +2031

      Video is 9 years old

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 3 года назад +1453

      Ohhhhhhh.

    • @jacobhargiss3839
      @jacobhargiss3839 3 года назад +2309

      @@somedumbspammer4408 and there is the beauty of the joke.

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 3 года назад +2131

      I legit had to browse the comments just to understand it because I genuinely didn't get it

  • @xxdudeyydude5106
    @xxdudeyydude5106 5 лет назад +28392

    I once saw a book in a store that says "Guide for Men to understanding Women."
    Every page was blank.

  • @FleshWizard69420
    @FleshWizard69420 9 месяцев назад +11094

    Showed a female friend: "she wants him to walk her to class, it's right there"
    Showed a male friend: "yeah women are like that sometimes"
    💀

    • @ryanjensen5897
      @ryanjensen5897 8 месяцев назад +1

      And that's the problem. Women are never upfront with what they want.

    • @ElectrostatiCrow
      @ElectrostatiCrow 8 месяцев назад +750

      Not gonna lie. Just like every other man I thought she was overreacting.

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 8 месяцев назад +438

      @@ElectrostatiCrow She still did overreact by jumping out of the window though.

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 7 месяцев назад +170

      The women are still in the wrong.

    • @brettbuck7362
      @brettbuck7362 6 месяцев назад +104

      I had/have no idea what she was upset about. She did wildly overreact, and she did fail because she didn't bother to mention what she wanted, and just assumed he could read her mind.

  • @journeyoflife9159
    @journeyoflife9159 9 месяцев назад +6387

    The fact that there is not a single men who understood the joke without a woman explaining it to him is just brilliant

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 7 месяцев назад +62

      ...yeah. sure.

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 7 месяцев назад +48

      That’s not at all true but ok pal.

    • @GregJonson
      @GregJonson 7 месяцев назад +47

      I'm a dude and I got it right away. Though I have been told my brain works in a feminine way. 🤷

    • @EnderScatto
      @EnderScatto 7 месяцев назад +200

      ​@@GregJonsonyou must be a female in disguise

    • @JustSomari
      @JustSomari 7 месяцев назад +1

      I understand the joke

  • @shantakidd6230
    @shantakidd6230 3 года назад +52245

    The fact that men watching this didn’t know what was the problem, and women did know what was the problem is a testament to how genius the joke really is.

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical 2 года назад +3039

      I'm a girl and even I didn't know what was the problem

    • @rez5788
      @rez5788 2 года назад +133

      @@AslgamingOffical You're a man from now on

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 2 года назад +4572

      @@AslgamingOffical I can help. When she said “are you heading to algebra”, she was heavily implying that she wanted to walk with him, and he just blew her off
      Edit 1: Wow, a lot of single men got their buttons pushed with this one. And I know they’re single because any boyfriend worth his salt would have been able to figure out the problem in the clip
      Edit 2: Stay mad, boys lol. If you could actually read between the lines, you wouldn’t have gotten your feelings hurt enough to say something to me about “open communication”.

    • @-SimonRiley
      @-SimonRiley 2 года назад +1385

      @@AslgamingOffical congratulations you are one of the remaining mindful ones

    • @thebullet8078
      @thebullet8078 2 года назад +4040

      @@outdoorscholar6016 she could have just said, "wanna walk to algebra with me?"
      Implications are annoying to interpret.

  • @iNDERUdmg
    @iNDERUdmg 3 года назад +14383

    I showed this to my wife. She said "Why didn't he walk her to class? Doesn't he like her?"

    • @Nyante
      @Nyante 3 года назад +1284

      Women r truly magnificent😁

    • @hinamiravenroot7162
      @hinamiravenroot7162 3 года назад +1012

      Red flag

    • @terragaia7092
      @terragaia7092 3 года назад +1212

      That's the thing. Their mentality of dependance and expectations is so high they use emotions to smoke screen this shameful demand.

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 3 года назад +30

      Sure

    • @user-nf6fd5dm3w
      @user-nf6fd5dm3w 3 года назад +73

      Dump her

  • @andrey_sviridov
    @andrey_sviridov 5 месяцев назад +1173

    "Hey Tyler, you're on your way to algebra?"
    "Yeah, may I walk you to the class?"
    "Ew, no."

    • @austinflores8552
      @austinflores8552 3 месяца назад +217

      Then proceeded to go to the principal to say he sexual assaulted her

    • @heli0s101
      @heli0s101 3 месяца назад +53

      Understandable, because saying "May I walk you to class?" is gay as fuck. Just say "Yeah, you coming too?"

    • @pedrosso0
      @pedrosso0 3 месяца назад +86

      ​@@heli0s101I don't understand how speaking to a person of opposite sex and gender about going to class has anything to do with homosexuality.
      I think you need to be reeducated about what words mean

    • @heli0s101
      @heli0s101 3 месяца назад +35

      @@pedrosso0Gay in this case means lame or weak. I think you need to be reeducated about what basic insults are.

    • @andrey_sviridov
      @andrey_sviridov 2 месяца назад +42

      @@heli0s101 English is not my first language. I guess «May I walk you to the class» sounds far more romantic in Russian.

  • @dindoyop7478
    @dindoyop7478 10 месяцев назад +3031

    For any girls wondering, we're like this because we have an automatic "that girl probably doesn't like me" setting

    • @lithoorbayushi4805
      @lithoorbayushi4805 7 месяцев назад

      Primarily because of some of the other mind games. "I'm going to flirt with that guy and make fun of him when he responds!" Bitch, you are the root of the problem. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

    • @MindBodyandSpiritBand
      @MindBodyandSpiritBand 6 месяцев назад +141

      This is true

    • @theglitchcounter264
      @theglitchcounter264 6 месяцев назад +640

      How to know if a girl likes you
      Step 1: she doesn’t

    • @binbows2258
      @binbows2258 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@mrslasher1403 what are you waffling on about

    • @waangluong7830
      @waangluong7830 6 месяцев назад +29

      @@theglitchcounter264 fr

  • @energeticwhirlpool8666
    @energeticwhirlpool8666 Год назад +20105

    I thought the joke was that she's upset over literally nothing. Realizing that she wanted him to walk her to class, and that women will instantly understand that makes the joke way better

    • @breezyhillproductions349
      @breezyhillproductions349 Год назад +160

      Same.

    • @psychopathinnen6465
      @psychopathinnen6465 Год назад +804

      I always showed this clip to people because I also thought she is pissed about literally nothing. I thought that was the joke. WTF is wrong with woman?

    • @PheonixKingSokka
      @PheonixKingSokka Год назад +440

      Do women not realize that we men are dumb, and incapable of picking up hints, or do women just want men to always be the ones to ask them out so that they don't have to be brave themselves?

    • @dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646
      @dubblebubbletoilandtrouble6646 Год назад +431

      As a woman I had to go to the comments to figure out what the joke was, so it's definitely not a universal thing.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Год назад +198

      @@PheonixKingSokka it’s not about bravery (although that is an element of it because women are more vulnerable and emotionally sensitive generally).
      It’s about the fact that women want to feel desired and listened to, in order to feel like they’re desirable and attractive. So this is why they drop hints. They don’t want to feel like it’s their idea. They’re setting it up so that you say/do the thing that makes them feel wanted. Then they can say that it was your idea. They want you to want them and show it.
      All you need to know is this:
      Men want to feel needed. Women need to feel wanted.
      Once you understand this, you understand male-female relationships.

  • @jayplays7965
    @jayplays7965 6 лет назад +5680

    “I love you for your personality”
    Girl: “thanks for calling me ugly”

    • @PracticallyBlind
      @PracticallyBlind 3 года назад +43

      Imagine a female worker saw this

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 3 года назад +270

      Women really be out here overthinking about compliments.
      Women think too much, men think too little.

    • @reversem1ghty437
      @reversem1ghty437 3 года назад +122

      The proceeding joke was brought to you by Women
      *Women* we don't know what we are

    • @karlmarxstolemybike3382
      @karlmarxstolemybike3382 3 года назад +5

      @@reversem1ghty437 hahaha

    • @FoxyWhispers
      @FoxyWhispers 3 года назад +41

      That’s a guy’s way of calling a girl ugly, NGL lmao

  • @alfredotebasco
    @alfredotebasco 10 месяцев назад +1252

    I've lived my whole life missing these incredibly subtle cues.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 9 месяцев назад +38

      I guess that makes you a man!

    • @lunaitor-uq9hz
      @lunaitor-uq9hz 8 месяцев назад +16

      Do you have confirmation you've been missing clues?
      Because, honestly, with how subtle they are, it's very hard to say if they even are

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 7 месяцев назад +12

      That's on them not you

    • @christopheroba6625
      @christopheroba6625 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@lunaitor-uq9hzsometimes years later the penny drops and you figure it out

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 7 месяцев назад +14

      Good. Saves you a headache. Never try to understand women. If they want to be understood, they should communicate like adults.

  • @konokillaqueenda1808
    @konokillaqueenda1808 9 месяцев назад +7142

    All she had to say was, “Let’s walk to class together” and she could’ve lived
    Edit: Ok y’all need to chill out a bit, all women ain’t like this, don’t hate on them please

    • @kevinkibble8342
      @kevinkibble8342 9 месяцев назад +497

      Yeah but that's females for you.

    • @FFXI_Addict
      @FFXI_Addict 9 месяцев назад +387

      Women literally want you to understand what they want WITHOUT them saying it. It makes them feel understood. It's a psychological aspect for when they are on their period and they literally cannot explain their actions; they want to know ahead of time that you'll be able to mind read them during their moments of vulnerability.

    • @a-buttonace
      @a-buttonace 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@FFXI_AddictBeen around enough women to confirm this. They throw this extra mental load on you out of nowhere and get mad when you don't figure it out. They want you to be responsible for them so badly it's pathetic. Take care of yourself ffs.

    • @lavatr8322
      @lavatr8322 9 месяцев назад +301

      If women were this straight forward...
      _I would've been already married_
      And life wouldn't be complicated

    • @konokillaqueenda1808
      @konokillaqueenda1808 9 месяцев назад +75

      @@lavatr8322 I feel you brother

  • @SUPERLINKX2
    @SUPERLINKX2 8 лет назад +12011

    Guy: hey, may I borrow a pencil?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Guy: but i need a pencil

    • @donaldjoseph4990
      @donaldjoseph4990 7 лет назад +554

      soo true

    • @LavenderLuna83
      @LavenderLuna83 7 лет назад +638

      i actually seen that happen lol

    • @_GatoradeMeBitch
      @_GatoradeMeBitch 7 лет назад +301

      Never happened to me, i guess it's the only neutral and natural thing there is in school.
      Oh, tip for sex-ed classes: Never watch another girl/boy for longer than a second, or even a second, while they are talking a subject like that. It's just.. REALLY weird.

    • @harryxo7485
      @harryxo7485 7 лет назад +13

      mayonaka midnight same

    • @hosseldonfearanen4775
      @hosseldonfearanen4775 7 лет назад +520

      Does your boyfriend have a spare pencil?

  • @josephphilips6187
    @josephphilips6187 3 года назад +19567

    Girl: sneezes
    Guy: bless you
    Girl: I have a boyfriend

  • @sirjay6655
    @sirjay6655 6 месяцев назад +992

    2011: men we don't know what we did
    2023: men we don't care anymore

    • @FenLupimo
      @FenLupimo 6 месяцев назад +79

      2035: men we don't.

    • @deathvideogame
      @deathvideogame 6 месяцев назад +84

      @@FenLupimo2099: men

    • @sheriasha18
      @sheriasha18 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm sorry for you men that don't get it either, but by looking at the comments section, it's the fact that she wanted to walk with him to class.

    • @juliahornback2843
      @juliahornback2843 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@sheriasha18 I'm a girl and I originally thought the joke was just that she's upset over nothing. Now I understand

    • @mattg-h6781
      @mattg-h6781 3 месяца назад +2

      These comments are killing me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spiker702
    @spiker702 8 месяцев назад +622

    For YEARS I thought he didn't do anything and she freaked out for no reason. Re watched the episode with a female friend who explained the girl wanted to be asked to walk to class by him. Apparently it was obvious to her 🤨😂

    • @LubosMudrak
      @LubosMudrak 8 месяцев назад +28

      I have discovered this fact many years ago and I have used this video as a learning material for men many times. Spread the knowledge, this is a key to 0,5% of how women think.

    • @Syntex366
      @Syntex366 8 месяцев назад +78

      That’s why the joke is so good, cause it’s so fucking true. The majority of women immediately get it, the men are just as confused as the character.

    • @gamedrop3262
      @gamedrop3262 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@LubosMudrak we honestly do not care how you think . .go away.

    • @LubosMudrak
      @LubosMudrak 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@gamedrop3262 Lol, be salty about it 🙂

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 2 месяца назад

      Why is a man walking a woman to class a thing?
      Courtship?

  • @brandonwong8169
    @brandonwong8169 5 лет назад +2289

    2011: men we don't know what we did
    2019: men we don't know what to do

    • @_LowQuality_
      @_LowQuality_ 3 года назад +129

      2020: men we don’t know what we did.

    • @DylanPattyn
      @DylanPattyn 3 года назад +68

      2022, 2099, 100456... We'll never get it

    • @pcgameboy8407
      @pcgameboy8407 3 года назад +45

      2020: Help Us..

    • @RemyWillard
      @RemyWillard 3 года назад +45

      8008: Men, we don't know what we did... in the year of the boob.

    • @SuperAaron
      @SuperAaron 3 года назад +3

      2021: men we don't know what we did

  • @ssj4jw
    @ssj4jw 9 лет назад +5000

    I showed my mom this clip: "He is so stupid!!"
    I showed my dad this clip: "What the hells her problem?!!"

  • @M8OfTheNorth
    @M8OfTheNorth 8 месяцев назад +93

    “Hey Tyler, you want to walk to algebra class together?”
    Is what she should have said.

    • @KirbyEatsCake123
      @KirbyEatsCake123 8 дней назад

      “Sure, why not?”
      _He didn’t really want to, he’s settling… I have to die!!!_

  • @SirAmicVarze
    @SirAmicVarze 9 месяцев назад +345

    This joke randomly popped in to my head and after like 15 years I've finally realised that she's upset because she wanted them to walk together.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 7 месяцев назад +5

      She sucks because she expects him to walk her to class without even asking if he was interested in doing so. She tried to force a relationship with him when he might not have wanted it. @@chaeobods

    • @Trepur349
      @Trepur349 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@greywolf7577 And that's why she reacted the way she did.

    • @FrankDux-uo7ig
      @FrankDux-uo7ig 6 месяцев назад +2

      You didn’t realize you read the comments. They aren’t the same thing. That’s like me saying I realized the theory of relativity. It’s just taking credit for others work.

    • @replexity
      @replexity 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@FrankDux-uo7ig I think that he really did mean realize, given the context of the length of time between originally seeing it & remembering it existed. Sounds kinda like a thought you have in the shower when the lightbulb goes off, because you’re assessing it from a more experienced, mature perspective. I could be looking too much into it, though. Not even sure why I’m typing this out at this point.

    • @AbiyahbenJudah
      @AbiyahbenJudah 2 месяца назад

      @@FrankDux-uo7igit’s a theory tho. You treat it as fact. Loser

  • @arcade_matt
    @arcade_matt 10 лет назад +35985

    This is SO TRUE. Even the other friend saying "your awful!" just makes this complete!!!

    • @snurkebnurke3303
      @snurkebnurke3303 10 лет назад +341

      john mcdonald You, sir. Have an awful language and you should be ashamed of yourself.

    • @jamesdawson4464
      @jamesdawson4464 10 лет назад +189

      Jon Kristian Engnes Why you hatin' on English, brah?

    • @thegreenpanda97
      @thegreenpanda97 10 лет назад +83

      john mcdonald why are you watching it then?

    • @AJZ0626
      @AJZ0626 10 лет назад +30

      If you're lazy, why are you all up in Family guy videos? That takes a tremendous effort and so does holding a grudge against Seth. All he's trying to do is make a living and you are hating on him for that. You can dislike him, you just don't have to go all crazy over it.

    • @arcade_matt
      @arcade_matt 10 лет назад +36

      john mcdonald you are a true dingleberry

  • @Tyrunner0097
    @Tyrunner0097 8 лет назад +5995

    "If women had invented the stop sign, it would say, 'If you knew me, you'd know what to do by now'." - Tim Allen

    • @EpicKing7375
      @EpicKing7375 8 лет назад +171

      XD This comment needs more likes!

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 лет назад +150

      This comment is the reason mobile deserves a like button.

    • @elonw17
      @elonw17 8 лет назад +36

      bruh

    • @Phoenix-ox2jr
      @Phoenix-ox2jr 7 лет назад +48

      +Deadlyaztec27 I'm on mobile and I just liked it :P are you using the browser? Because I'm using the app.

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 7 лет назад +5

      +Phoenix
      I'm on the Android app and have no like button.

  • @miloradowicz
    @miloradowicz 9 месяцев назад +80

    He dodged a bullet there. Wouldn't want to deal with hysterical attacks for the rest of his life.

  • @joekopsick1540
    @joekopsick1540 10 месяцев назад +156

    She's not upset that he didn't walk her to class, she's upset that he didn't read her mind.

  • @RoyRevivo
    @RoyRevivo 9 лет назад +7509

    I figured it out.
    She wanted him to walk with her to class.
    Where's my PhD?

    • @wondercat6169
      @wondercat6169 8 лет назад +317

      +Roy Revivo Yup

    • @Awesomeguy614
      @Awesomeguy614 8 лет назад +1622

      +Roy Revivo Shit, I didn't even think there was anything to figure out and yet you figured it out.

    • @greencomet2011
      @greencomet2011 8 лет назад +626

      +Roy Revivo I Think you deserve a medal just for that reasoning.

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 8 лет назад +559

      +Roy Revivo TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SENSEI!!!!!

    • @bloodyleech
      @bloodyleech 8 лет назад +208

      omg thank you I was so clueless bitches iz crazy

  • @justinian536
    @justinian536 Год назад +4278

    the fact that I didn't get this joke until reading the comments really speaks to how hard it hits

    • @harshvardhangodara5852
      @harshvardhangodara5852 Год назад +27

      Those are not comments but traumatically funny stories

    • @jimothycurrie.5285
      @jimothycurrie.5285 11 месяцев назад +12

      I already knew this joke means when I first watched it how could you of not known this like your a guy for Christ sakes man.

    • @hey7514
      @hey7514 11 месяцев назад +1

      Who's Crise?

    • @jimothycurrie.5285
      @jimothycurrie.5285 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@hey7514 oh oops my mistake thanks I meant Jesus as in Christ sorry lol. As you can see it goes like this "Men we don't know what we did".

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@jimothycurrie.5285I'm a girl and I didn't even know what she wanted. I could think of a dozen other likely possible reasons for why she was upset. I know it's a joke but some comments are taking it super serious

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 10 месяцев назад +119

    Years ago, I had two female roommates. I was talking to one of them in the living room and she started telling me a story she had told me a couple of days ago. So I chimed in with, "oh yeah, I remember you telling me that." I didn't feel I was being rude or anything. The other roommate, who heard from the kitchen, later pulled me aside to tell me that what I should have done is just let her tell the story, instead of shutting her down like that.

    • @akuchi4090
      @akuchi4090 10 месяцев назад +50

      Men,
      we don't know what we did

    • @miwestraveler3986
      @miwestraveler3986 10 месяцев назад +62

      Damn, no way your behavior could mean you pay attention to what she says, no, it _must_ means you want her to shut the hell up.

    • @Anti_Septikum
      @Anti_Septikum 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@miwestraveler3986you're one of the roommates?

    • @miwestraveler3986
      @miwestraveler3986 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@Anti_Septikum No, that was just sarcasm.

    • @Anti_Septikum
      @Anti_Septikum 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@miwestraveler3986 sometimes it's hard, I thought it's sarcasm, but again, sometimes people aren't kidding, like when one of the girls said 5 years ago that all men are jerks and should die just because her boyfriend left her

  • @Hamrik_Oswald
    @Hamrik_Oswald 9 месяцев назад +36

    If he misses your "hints" you have no one to blame but yourself.

  • @tommyisfat2
    @tommyisfat2 6 лет назад +7159

    One of my ex girlfriends said she wanted to break up with me and i tried to not seem sad so i said "oh, okay" then the next day i have her friends bitching me out because apparently i was supposed to beg her not to break up with me??? Went from being sad to being wtf, real fast.

    • @josephbriggs2257
      @josephbriggs2257 3 года назад +243

      Bruh

    • @qofi2723
      @qofi2723 3 года назад +491

      That's it, I give up. I fucking give up! What do we even do, lol!

    • @superdemonboy
      @superdemonboy 3 года назад +572

      We're supposed to "fight for her love" and prove that we belong together.
      I mean, I get it, as absurd as it sounds.
      We just gotta figure out which girls are worth the crazy and which we can do without.
      Save everybody some time and energy.

    • @josephbriggs2257
      @josephbriggs2257 3 года назад +540

      @@superdemonboy
      I just hate when they act like we’re wrong for not playing their game when it’s not worth it. XD

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 3 года назад +468

      That sounds pretty abusive actually, good job getting out of that relationship

  • @james8194
    @james8194 8 лет назад +8239

    Husband: *breaths*
    Wife: I want a divorce

    • @drumson3069
      @drumson3069 8 лет назад +390

      +James surprisingly accurate lol

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 8 лет назад +212

      +James Grammar Nazi Police here : It's "breathEs" with an "e."

    • @demon61011
      @demon61011 8 лет назад +81

      +Vam The Anomaly Hey come on! He spell English good. In fact he's the bestest........ = P

    • @creekandseminole
      @creekandseminole 8 лет назад +67

      +James Something like that happened to my friend. He said she got upset with him when he rolled over wrong I nbed and then it just blew up from there. Eight year marriage ended in divorce...

    • @hennylo68
      @hennylo68 8 лет назад +53

      "You're awful"

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 4 месяца назад +88

    Here's my (a woman's) remake of the scene:
    Girl: "Hey Tyler, you're on your way to Algebra?"
    Boy: "Yeah, I'll see you there."
    Girl: "Actually, do you think we could walk to class together?"
    Boy: "Okay!"
    *People, just tell them what you want*

    • @jairusjackson7799
      @jairusjackson7799 Месяц назад +13

      I applaud you, but a lot of women would rather be single the rest of their life, than just be straight forward with men so they can get what they want. And a lot of men don't care anymore, they can't be bothered to try figuring it out women's puzzles and mind games😂

    • @jeanettefornier5832
      @jeanettefornier5832 Месяц назад +1

      That’s why she’s called the goat!

    • @KirbyEatsCake123
      @KirbyEatsCake123 8 дней назад

      “Sure, why not?”
      _He didn’t really want to, he’s settling… I have to die!!!_

  • @kazuoua
    @kazuoua 10 месяцев назад +169

    An ex girlfriend broke up with me because I yawned during one of our conversations (I woke up early that day). Apparently, I haven’t been empathetic of her emotional needs for a while and that was the straw that broke the camel. I just stood there like that poor fellow with a shocked stare and with no fucking clue what she was talking about.
    Mind you, days ago she had told me how happy she was with me and it was only the last week that I had been absent because I had a lot of work to finish so that I could spend more time with her during a little vacation we had planned for like 2 months in advance. I ended up going on the trip by myself, pondering about life and what the f*ck just had happened.

    • @shaniaking5916
      @shaniaking5916 7 месяцев назад +27

      As a girl, assuming she knew you were being absent so you could later spend time (communication is key), she sounds crazy.

    • @kazuoua
      @kazuoua 7 месяцев назад

      @@shaniaking5916 She knew the trip was coming but I didn't explicitly tell her I was working overtime to clear my schedule for the vacation. I told her after she broke up with me but she just blocked me from everything so it didn't really matter.
      Honestly? I think she was probably "emotionally cheating" with me in that she found someone else weeks before she broke up with me that she developed feelings for and that last week could've simply been the catalyst. Reason I say that is because a few months back she was somewhat paranoiac that I was cheating on her (I wasn't) so maybe she was projecting, idk. Hope she found whatever she was looking for.

    • @a.s.631
      @a.s.631 4 месяца назад +24

      I'm glad to know she's your "ex" girlfriend. Peace of mind above all, dude. Cheers!

    • @kazuoua
      @kazuoua 4 месяца назад

      @@a.s.631 For those who care, there is a follow-up to the story. It turns out she broke up with me because she thought I was cheating (I wasn't). The reason she believed that was because I had been absent-minded (as explained above) and, more importantly, because during our conversations I brought up a few times (like 3 or 4 tops) the fact that I had two female coworkers that I thought were very good at their job. The reason I was impressed was because I'm not used to seeing women in my field of work and, truly, I thought they were pretty amazing! Anyways, she thought I was either cheating with them or already thinking about moving on with other women.
      After 5 months she reached back wanting to rekindle the relationship as she thought she *might* have over-reacted (you think?) During that conversation I reminded her that I never cheated but because of the mistrust and how she handled herself I was going to need some time to think if I still wanted to try again. I asked for a couple of weeks and she agreed but just a few days later she reached out one final time to tell me I was beneath her, that I was a lousy cheater and she always knew and that she hoped I stayed single and miserable for the rest of my life.
      For sure I dodged a bullet there.

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 2 месяца назад +22

      You didn't dodge the bullet, but you survived the shot

  • @KennyG881
    @KennyG881 3 года назад +24918

    Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
    Girl: Hey Tyler. You on your way to Algebra?
    Boy: Yeah. I'll see you there.
    Girl: You wanna head there together?
    Boy: Sure, ok.
    Girl: Cool.

  • @jegerbest1
    @jegerbest1 3 года назад +5483

    I thought the joke was that girls get upset about nothing at all. Then I read the comments and found out. This joke is genius hahahah

    • @Jeremiah_D.
      @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +62

      wuts the joke?

    • @Rain20j
      @Rain20j 3 года назад +617

      @@Jeremiah_D. I rewatched the clip a couple times I think I get it. She was hoping he'd ask her to walk with him to algebra and he said "I'll see you there".

    • @Jeremiah_D.
      @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +679

      @@Rain20j oh, so she just expected him to read her fricking mind?

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 года назад +827

      @@Jeremiah_D. basically. The joke was pretty much making fun of how most women expect men to see and understand their “hints” even when it seems like there are no hints at all:

    • @Jeremiah_D.
      @Jeremiah_D. 3 года назад +47

      @@negativezer0741 thx

  • @tonyc7301
    @tonyc7301 6 месяцев назад +123

    This is absolutely brilliant. The fact that virtually no men get the joke and the majority of women do speaks to how well this was done.

    • @jimgray3346
      @jimgray3346 2 месяца назад +3

      A lot of men get the joke; they're just afraid to be called gay in the comments.
      But I certainly believe that teenage boys would be left flabbergasted by this situation.

    • @punchthecake82
      @punchthecake82 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@jimgray3346Bro we dont get it for real do u really think we are gonna be cruxified for saying something feminine?

    • @thatleftyjames2893
      @thatleftyjames2893 19 дней назад +3

      @@jimgray3346how is it gay lmfao most people actually want to understand social cues

    • @jimgray3346
      @jimgray3346 18 дней назад

      @@thatleftyjames2893 hey don't look at me. I don't make fun of anyone for being gay.

    • @princeking1562
      @princeking1562 18 дней назад

      Its not a joke its not funny

  • @Wemdiculous
    @Wemdiculous 9 месяцев назад +35

    Can women not hear inflection?
    That guy was WAY too excited for Algebra.
    He’s clearly into her, and she didn’t notice at all?

    • @KirbyEatsCake123
      @KirbyEatsCake123 8 дней назад

      “Tyler, what is X?”
      “My Ex jumped out the window…”

    • @DugdoesDigging
      @DugdoesDigging 3 дня назад

      @@KirbyEatsCake123 see the right question isn't what is x, it's where is x, and x, my x, just so happens to be sprawled out on the pavement right outside the second floor window after she jumped out because she dialogued with me.

  • @benireges
    @benireges 6 лет назад +8643

    Boyfriend: What you want for dinner babe?
    Girlfriend: You decide
    Boyfriend: Ok, we're having tacos
    Girlfriend: I don't want tacos
    Boyfriend: How about pizza?
    Girlfriend: No
    Boyfriend: hamburger and fries?
    Girlfriend: No
    Boyfriend: What do you want then? A sallad?
    Girlfriend: No
    Boyfriend: Then what the heck do you want?
    Girlfriend: You decide

    • @thebook3481
      @thebook3481 4 года назад +485

      Husband: Babe what would you like to eat?
      Me: Not really craving anything.
      Husband: I’m in the mood for Chinese.
      Me: Let’s fly! ~goes for Chinese~
      I don’t like or have the energy to play stupid mind games. No matter where I go, there will be something I’ll like or if it’s new, I’ll find something I like.

    • @Liam-mf4fl
      @Liam-mf4fl 4 года назад +90

      Time to break up with her then, i mean, B R U H really? Lmao

    • @UberMangaka
      @UberMangaka 3 года назад +222

      There's an implicit assumption that if you give someone the burden of making the decision, you accept the decision that they make, barring any especially egregious decisions like:
      You decide
      Raw chicken that's been left out on the counter overnight
      ^THAT is the line that shouldn't be crossed.
      Cmon ladies, he's your companion not your manservant. If he _is_ your manservant it had better be his actual profession and you had better be paying him for putting up with your bullshit, and I'm not talking about sex, man's gotta eat more than just coochie to survive.

    • @UberMangaka
      @UberMangaka 3 года назад +102

      @@benireges sadly some people still think their muff is powerful enough to sustain a human man on its secretions alone.

    • @moisesvides6747
      @moisesvides6747 3 года назад +5

      So true

  • @robomop9711
    @robomop9711 3 года назад +6850

    Men 10 years later in the middle of the night:
    “ F@$k! She wanted to walk to class with me. That girl was totally into me.”

    • @Gaia_Gaistar
      @Gaia_Gaistar Год назад +211

      This happened to me once.

    • @Khiladi_99
      @Khiladi_99 Год назад +1

      Those men are morons! It happened to me only 6 years later.

    • @josepigroyper370
      @josepigroyper370 Год назад +79

      That doesn’t happen the closest thing is you retell the story and they like maaaaan she was so in to you

    • @Bronn92
      @Bronn92 Год назад +139

      @@josepigroyper370 Trust me, it happens

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 Год назад +207

      A reasonable man's next thought: "Wow, dodged a bullet."

  • @L0NGG0NE766
    @L0NGG0NE766 9 месяцев назад +61

    "you're awful" says the one that didn't even try to stop her friend from falling out the window

    • @Canned_Coochie
      @Canned_Coochie 2 месяца назад +1

      true tho

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 2 месяца назад +1

      Buddy, it's unrealistic to expect that someone is going to leap out a window, and the moment she started running, there was no catching up to her. This comment is absurd.

    • @SeanJAnimations
      @SeanJAnimations Месяц назад +4

      @@fernando47180 r/whoosh

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 Месяц назад

      ​@@SeanJAnimationsr/deadmemeandcrawlbacktoreddit

    • @SeanJAnimations
      @SeanJAnimations Месяц назад

      @@harrisonbetker2271 no

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 2 месяца назад +13

    2024: "Men!" _jingle_ "We quit!"

  • @OnimoIndustries
    @OnimoIndustries 3 года назад +6644

    Girls: “Why don’t boys understand our signs?”
    Their signs:

    • @bnanaman7134
      @bnanaman7134 3 года назад +26

      You. I don’t like you.

    • @nathant8660
      @nathant8660 3 года назад +64

      Despicable

    • @grifiano
      @grifiano 3 года назад +49

      *LADIES AND GENTLEMEN*
      *THE RUclips COMMENT LAID OUT THE JOKE!1!!1!1*

    • @laobok
      @laobok 3 года назад +22

      @@bnanaman7134 But what did he do?

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 3 года назад +13

      @@laobok apparently, he didn’t ask if she wanted to walk to class. But neither did she. All she said was “Do you have algebra class?” It’s not that we don’t pick up on your signs. It’s that we pick up on nonexistent ones as well, so we’ve learned to ignore the ones that are most beneficial to us because those are the ones that are most likely to be false. Also, Fuck those girls for blaming him for not inviting her to walk to class. He would’ve been fine with it, but they wanted to act Coy. Well, I’m sorry he didn’t follow the script that only you were given, but you’re dead, so HA.

  • @eksiarvamus
    @eksiarvamus 8 лет назад +8970

    Lol, showed it to my angry girlfriend once. Anger intensified.

    • @PsypherWolf
      @PsypherWolf 7 лет назад +705

      You're the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

    • @eksiarvamus
      @eksiarvamus 7 лет назад +360

      Watzit Tooya We've split up since then, though many months after this incident.

    • @hamman_samuel
      @hamman_samuel 6 лет назад +215

      You brave, brave man

    • @wasabi5932
      @wasabi5932 6 лет назад +57

      eksiarvamus What a brave man

    • @wikipediaintellectual7088
      @wikipediaintellectual7088 5 лет назад +80

      Probably not the most diplomatic response

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 8 месяцев назад +30

    It seems to be a common and shared experience for many men, including myself, that we really didn't know what that guy did the first time we saw that cutaway.

  • @tranha3616
    @tranha3616 9 месяцев назад +38

    Yeah as a woman, I did NOT understand this at all. And I really hate it when people drop hint instead of just ask.

    • @ssaihara3927
      @ssaihara3927 Месяц назад +9

      yeah same, it sucks though since the comments are acting like all women are like this instead of laughing at a lighthearted jokey skit :[

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 4 года назад +11979

    The best way to win the passive-aggressive game is not to play.

    • @cloudybelllll
      @cloudybelllll 3 года назад +26

      OwO

    • @DASCO2136
      @DASCO2136 3 года назад +115

      How about a nice game of chess?

    • @sakurasfish2115
      @sakurasfish2115 3 года назад +4

      Or just follow along. I'd be happy she jump through the window for me. Later on i'll say sorry (w/o knowing why) offer her a date and she'll be happy. Win/win

    • @TicTac-vk3li
      @TicTac-vk3li 3 года назад +200

      @@DASCO2136 how about a game of Global Thermonuclear War?

    • @derek96720
      @derek96720 3 года назад +203

      Exactly. Don't date women who get mad at you for failing their unspoken expectations of you.

  • @Narfinat0r
    @Narfinat0r 2 года назад +30266

    I showed this to my 3 male roommates and one of their girlfriends at the same time and asked if they got it.
    The guys took guesses, but didn't understand and were extremely confused.
    After all the guys answered I asked the girl if she got it and she immediately said in a matter-of-fact way, "she wanted him to walk her to class..." like we were all morons.
    All the guys started protesting, "wtf! How are we supposed to get that?!"
    It is like we are different species.

    • @smcneal057
      @smcneal057 2 года назад +2970

      Dude you won't believe how long it took for some men to get the joke. It took me 10 years and a woman had to explain it to me.

    • @justeddsworld10
      @justeddsworld10 Год назад +192

      This is why Soraxx became Soraxx.

    • @201hastings
      @201hastings Год назад +440

      @@smcneal057 I just got the joke right now. I had no idea lol

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Год назад +1186

      @@smcneal057 That's because when men want something, they explain what it is they want. When women want something, they imply what they want without saying it outright. And both expect the other to be the way they are.

    • @toby2581
      @toby2581 Год назад +820

      I truly had no idea there was an actual reason and thought the total absurdity was the point of the bit. Wow.

  • @nicolesvariouswares
    @nicolesvariouswares 8 месяцев назад +44

    I was a woman for 21 years of my life, but reading the comments and the simple fact that I didn’t get the joke has turned me into a man on the spot.

    • @notlithycal
      @notlithycal 2 месяца назад +5

      LOL same, I think this is why I only have a few girlfriends because I knew absolutely nothing about those kind of girl conversation 😭

    • @Infernaliya
      @Infernaliya Месяц назад +3

      Me too, but I think it's because I always was socially awkward 😅

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 18 дней назад

      Welcome to the club bro! Your nuts will arrive in 5 to 7 business days

    • @KirbyEatsCake123
      @KirbyEatsCake123 8 дней назад

      I don’t believe you… Only reading TikTok comments will turn you into a man!

    • @helloidharbl6753
      @helloidharbl6753 День назад

      Awesome. Wanna play Contra? Dibs on Laser.

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 6 месяцев назад +83

    I didn’t know what he did wrong and I’m female. His reply seemed quite reasonable to me. I feel that females expecting men think the same way as them is unreasonable. Vive le difference you lovely men.❤

    • @jimgray3346
      @jimgray3346 2 месяца назад +4

      différence is feminine. So it would be la différence.
      But still it's all love for you women and your crazy complicated brains♥️

    • @jairusjackson7799
      @jairusjackson7799 Месяц назад

      It is, but most women would rather spend their whole lives looking for a guy that can read their minds, rather than just excepting the truth that he doesn't exist

    • @Nettsinthewoods
      @Nettsinthewoods Месяц назад

      @@jairusjackson7799 so tough on men!

    • @jairusjackson7799
      @jairusjackson7799 Месяц назад

      @@Nettsinthewoods Nah, the men are over it at this point from what I've seen. They are more accepting of the reality of being single. I think the women are the ones who are struggling to understand, they are standing in their own way of happiness

    • @ssaihara3927
      @ssaihara3927 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jairusjackson7799 am I going insane why are so many people generalizing women like this. dawg its a lighthearted skit, please get a hold of yourself

  • @Eagervul
    @Eagervul Год назад +5003

    I honestly didn't even realize this was meant to be understood 😂😂😂

    • @harshvardhangodara5852
      @harshvardhangodara5852 Год назад +157

      Neither me brother, we are on the same page and after reading all these comments I'm on my way to count how many hearts I would've broken in the past

    • @marvinc7286
      @marvinc7286 11 месяцев назад +15

      Too true

    • @FalconFlyer75
      @FalconFlyer75 10 месяцев назад +24

      Same I thought it was just a period joke or something

    • @TheRealMycanthrope
      @TheRealMycanthrope 10 месяцев назад +4

      Same tho!

    • @IsaacWale2004
      @IsaacWale2004 10 месяцев назад +9

      Neither did I until I read the comments today (24.07.2023) 😅

  • @hotstuff6131
    @hotstuff6131 3 года назад +5750

    Showed this to my dad: Said he didn't do anything wrong
    Showed this to my mom: said he didn't walk her to class
    Wtf
    Yo I gotta be fr, this is one of my most incel comments yet

    • @preston1513
      @preston1513 3 года назад +699

      Yea girls don’t get that we aren’t mind readers

    • @bigenemy000
      @bigenemy000 3 года назад +265

      And this is why I'm asexual

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 3 года назад +115

      @@preston1513 i mean it could be possible to read someones mind
      Just... very violent and not exactly what you'd expect...

    • @nosiidda501
      @nosiidda501 3 года назад +72

      @@bigenemy000 God damn it, I'm jealous.

    • @mr.dankengine
      @mr.dankengine 3 года назад +210

      Showed this to my mother, she didn't understand. Guess I have two fathers now :/

  • @Batman.-
    @Batman.- 7 месяцев назад +14

    I’m betting this was just an exaggerated anecdote of something that *actually* happened to one of the writers, so he put it in knowing someone out there could explain what he did

  • @someolddude7076
    @someolddude7076 9 месяцев назад +11

    WOW. I saw this years ago, and never got the joke.
    Just rewatched the video, and still had no idea.
    But after reading a bunch comments it occurred to me,
    I don’t give a crap.

  • @sabutm5931
    @sabutm5931 3 года назад +2703

    Knew a girl for 2-3 years, good friends, till one day, suddendly, she stopped talking with me and even looking at my face, that happened 3 years ago, still dont know what i did.

    • @saltshaker6002
      @saltshaker6002 3 года назад +208

      ask her whats wrong if you can, and if you feel its just her talking nonsense cut it off.

    • @threepunch5702
      @threepunch5702 3 года назад +453

      Same here bro. Back in high school, I was talking to this girl for a solid 2 years, took her to junior prom, and then months after she both doesn’t talk to me and blocks me on all social media. Men, we don’t know what we did.

    • @graceslayer5950
      @graceslayer5950 3 года назад +23

      She just wanted a relationship .

    • @somedumbspammer4408
      @somedumbspammer4408 3 года назад +92

      MEN
      WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DID

    • @graceslayer5950
      @graceslayer5950 3 года назад +32

      @live for Jesus you know girls can’t handle rejection as well as guys right. So she’ll never ask in case of rejection.

  • @RyuTempest
    @RyuTempest 7 лет назад +1565

    Legend has it that he still doesn't know what he did.....

    • @anthonyknox7793
      @anthonyknox7793 6 лет назад +50

      Yeah, I have no fucking clue what happenex

    • @user-vy7xo8kg8d
      @user-vy7xo8kg8d 6 лет назад +75

      Anthony Knox The girl wanted him to walk her/with her to the Algebra class

    • @someperson6219
      @someperson6219 4 года назад +26

      It's been three years and he still doesn't know what the fuck happened

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 4 года назад +15

      He's a man, there is no legend, he still has no clue.

    • @JereyStonearm
      @JereyStonearm 3 года назад +21

      @@user-vy7xo8kg8d fuck, that's probably it! Can't believe I had to read your comment to get it. Thanks xD

  • @LLAWREN
    @LLAWREN 10 месяцев назад +29

    I don't watch family guy but these jingle skits are outrageously hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @bigcheech1937
    @bigcheech1937 10 месяцев назад +25

    Yeah I finally realized the Chick Fil A drive thru girl who kept giving me extra cookies and snacks that I didn’t order was trying to flirt….I was confused at first 😂 Women, just be upfront damnit.

  • @RasoKye
    @RasoKye 9 лет назад +995

    Dear women, if you like a guy, tell him. Just trust me.

    • @rprince418
      @rprince418 8 лет назад +60

      ***** I totally wouldn''t be 23 and still single right now...of course the 260 lbs may also have something to do with it.

    • @MrAlcazar
      @MrAlcazar 8 лет назад +1

      Roxas theNobody THANK YOU!

    • @Rottmann870
      @Rottmann870 8 лет назад +17

      Roxas theNobody Definitely read the person before asking. Women are still completely capable of getting shot down in an embarrassing way.

    • @Ratchet25
      @Ratchet25 8 лет назад +12

      +Rprince418 lol I'm 23, 260 lbs, still single as well... same shit lol... currently I'm working out, losing weight, and changing myself for the better in every aspect. I've missed too much, hope you do well also my friend.

    • @Ella-ki9kq
      @Ella-ki9kq 8 лет назад +3

      +Roxas theNobody We need more people like you in the world.

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 6 лет назад +10420

    Guy: 'Hey, I left my phone at home. You know what time it is?'
    Girl: 'Euhm... I have a boyfriend.'
    Guy: 'Oh, good. Is he here? Maybe he can actually tell me what time it is, because that is literally all I want to know.'

    • @aldaoroman
      @aldaoroman 6 лет назад +477

      Xylarxcode Well played, mate.

    • @haps_idot
      @haps_idot 3 года назад +116

      Smart guy

    • @Razsor97
      @Razsor97 3 года назад +122

      Savage, bro! Savage! X,D

    • @unkowngamer_946
      @unkowngamer_946 3 года назад +178

      I'm going to screen shot this so I can remember to say this In case this happens to me

    • @rainbowpanic5632
      @rainbowpanic5632 3 года назад +12

      Why would this be funny

  • @kaede1_346
    @kaede1_346 7 месяцев назад +72

    The fact that this single joke confused every man on earth and the women got it immediately shows how genius it is

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 месяца назад +2

      I had no idea until reading the comments, I must have seen this episode a dozen times 😂🤷‍♂️

    • @livinqlovelyy
      @livinqlovelyy 3 месяца назад

      No i didnt, i thought this clip was to make fun of highschool relationships since they always break up

    • @henrymanley4116
      @henrymanley4116 22 дня назад

      I'm a guy but I actually got it fairly quickly.

    • @enriquetapio
      @enriquetapio 21 день назад

      I’m a guy and I got it, ngl it confused me at first and thought “what’s her problem?” but after a few seconds thinking about it I then thought “Ohh…she wanted him to walk her to class”

  • @Shimamon27
    @Shimamon27 5 месяцев назад +9

    Comment section made me realize.
    Now I need to look back in my life and realize all the moments that I probably didn't get right

  • @JLE8811
    @JLE8811 7 лет назад +5962

    just showed this to my 11 y/o son. I have now completely and fully explained women to him. fathering complete.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 6 лет назад +140

      J Egner Good job

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 6 лет назад +168

      Well a large part of fathering complete atleast.

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 6 лет назад +179

      now you can sit back, relax, and enjoy you sand which. 10/10 job with your advice.

    • @w_randrs2340
      @w_randrs2340 6 лет назад +25

      Or you just made your task a whole lot more difficult now that this made him hate women and therefore he will become gay...

    • @ParadiseLordRyu
      @ParadiseLordRyu 6 лет назад +97

      w_R Andrs not necessarily. More like he'll better understand them instead of seeing them as the perfect creatures society portrays them as.

  • @brucelucasjr5856
    @brucelucasjr5856 Год назад +7615

    "Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." ---Al Bundy

    • @Ornyl
      @Ornyl 11 месяцев назад +139

      It's not dont try to understand, it's " you won't understand even if you try to"

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 11 месяцев назад +29

      For me is a guessing game

    • @Ornyl
      @Ornyl 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@daamn931 but they aren't like men, we say we like something then we like it.
      They make question that can be interpreted into 2 meaning in which both of them are "not the correct answer" and the correct answer is something in their mind.
      So what are they trying to achieve?
      An esper boyfriend?

    • @artimussantiago4779
      @artimussantiago4779 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Ornylunderstand they can't lead, psychologically, so they have to play games to figure out which way to go. A p hole is a circle going no where, the p nis points and has direction.

    • @imranmazzarulli5293
      @imranmazzarulli5293 11 месяцев назад +52

      Would you say I’m lucky that I’m gay?

  • @ShugaAnims
    @ShugaAnims Месяц назад +6

    I'm 24 years old and without the comments explaining it, I would have no idea what the problem was.

  • @BillyButcherSPQM
    @BillyButcherSPQM 9 месяцев назад +6

    As an italian i can confirm that Skittles are not banned here

  • @xmanxavier11
    @xmanxavier11 6 лет назад +2650

    People say “he should’ve walked her to class,” but the thing is, that’s some bullshit hindsight. There’s not really a way to know that’s exactly what she wanted. What if she didn’t want that? Checkmate, atheists.

    • @xXLAGXx.
      @xXLAGXx. 4 года назад +59

      Theirs not only that but maybe he was going to stop by somewhere to get something and yes I know this is a 2 year old comment

    • @bdown_hbunz
      @bdown_hbunz 3 года назад +76

      @hmm 86 In the words of Zuko: "That's rough buddy,"

    • @sakurasfish2115
      @sakurasfish2115 3 года назад +22

      Wow i always took this joke as total nonsense but walking her to class it's a pretty good guess. I need to learn more about women

    • @demoray
      @demoray 3 года назад +14

      @@sakurasfish2115 or maybe she takes another class and he assumed that she took the same classes, so she thinks he doesn't cares about her and ends herself.

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 3 года назад +27

      @@demoray there's too many what ifs, it's like women expects us to have hindsight before the actual event itself, what are we supposed to do? Invent and build a time machine and time travel to the future first then time travel back???

  • @thesaltyspittoon6867
    @thesaltyspittoon6867 9 лет назад +2981

    He didn't ask to walk her to algebra class

    • @dokballack
      @dokballack 9 лет назад +424

      PhD in Internet Retardation Teach me master!

    • @j.martinez8767
      @j.martinez8767 9 лет назад +306

      The Salty Spittoon Your foresight astounds me! You have been gifted my son.

    • @nottelling7727
      @nottelling7727 9 лет назад +89

      The Salty Spittoon I really don't understand how most people didn't get that.

    • @SeditiousSpyke
      @SeditiousSpyke 8 лет назад +226

      Not Telling
      How the fuck would the first thing we think of be "She must want us to ask her to walk with us there"
      WE DONT THINK THAT WAY ABOUT WALKING PLACES.
      YES, I AM GOING TO LOCATION A, YOU WILL ALSO BE @ LOCATION A WHEN I AM AT LOCATION A, THAT WILL BE NICE, SEE YOU THERE!
      ^ How do women not get that "See you there" mean's "I'll be glad to see you there, i'll be happy you are these also, it will make me happy to see that you also, are there"
      FOR EXACTLY THE SAME FUCKING REASON

    • @nottelling7727
      @nottelling7727 8 лет назад +34

      *sigh*, but see you there doesn't mean going together.

  • @shubhajitchand2540
    @shubhajitchand2540 6 месяцев назад +1

    My fellow brothers and sisters, you all have my respect and appreciation for further elaboration to the context and saving many like me from immense confusion.

  • @gegedamourify
    @gegedamourify Месяц назад +4

    🎶GIRLS WE CAN NOT SIMPLY ASK.🎶

  • @darwinaguilero3175
    @darwinaguilero3175 7 лет назад +1896

    An ex of mine dumped me because apparently in her mind she thought I was going to dump her. She was the one that cried by the way.

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 6 лет назад +176

      History Channel Guy:
      "Females"

    • @NoName-oj5km
      @NoName-oj5km 6 лет назад +65

      W..w..w..wuh?

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 6 лет назад +28

      I cried when I broke up with my ex... because I loved him but I also know that he was only with me out of convenience.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 лет назад +45

      Darwin Aguilero Late comment but you probably dodged a bullet.

    • @firefox1234ize
      @firefox1234ize 6 лет назад +11

      My Art Page saved yourself years of heartache

  • @ghillie3528
    @ghillie3528 7 лет назад +3717

    Guy: Hey, you dropped $100
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Guy: Looks like I'm going out to eat tonight.

    • @olefoureyes3592
      @olefoureyes3592 6 лет назад +324

      Reminds me of this story where this guy was at a bar and he found an iphone on the ground. He turned to the girl next to him and tapped her shoulder. She said I have a boyfriend and left. Free phone for him!

    • @Warlady21
      @Warlady21 6 лет назад +151

      I was with a guy friend one day, and a woman dropped an envelope on the ground when she was digging through her purse. He tried to give it back, but she said "I have a boyfriend". When he tried to tell her about the Envelope, she walks away, and even threatens to get security on him if he didn't leave her alone. So, she left, we opened it up, there were tickets to a show we wanted to see. But he did the right thing, and turned it in to the security there.

    • @Warlady21
      @Warlady21 6 лет назад +73

      That's what I said! But nnnnoooo! He wanted to be a Gentleman, and turn those tickets in!

    • @deadytchannel2845
      @deadytchannel2845 6 лет назад +4

      Warlady21 So he still got laid?

    • @Warlady21
      @Warlady21 6 лет назад +44

      Yeah, his Girlfriend thought he did the right thing, and they didn't come out of their bedroom for days.

  • @erizoh
    @erizoh 6 месяцев назад +6

    If I hadn't peeked into the comment section, I would've NOT gotten this joke. Actually genius

  • @Literally_1954
    @Literally_1954 5 месяцев назад +6

    Everyday this meme becomes more and more accurate

  • @slowpoke8585
    @slowpoke8585 10 лет назад +3114

    First time I broke up with my girlfriend was over the phone. She said it wasn't working out and, being respectful of a woman's decision, I said,"Okay". Later that week her friend says that I was horrible and she was really broken up over me saying that. Like, what the fuck did you want me to do? Beg for you back? MEN.WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DID!

    • @Envistica
      @Envistica 9 лет назад +202

      i feel ya man XD

    • @johnkramer4065
      @johnkramer4065 9 лет назад +83

      I would like to play a game with quite a lot of Women for this type of repetitive bulls***.

    • @tehdarkswordsman6863
      @tehdarkswordsman6863 9 лет назад +624

      You didn't stroke her ego, and lower yourself so she could feel empowered. So she acted heartbroken to her friends to make you feel bad, and have them harass you. Because women.

    • @terrymerissaint5987
      @terrymerissaint5987 9 лет назад +55

      Can we get this guy more likes please??

    • @ChuckNorris4092
      @ChuckNorris4092 9 лет назад +9

      I know that feel

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 3 года назад +13218

    Fun fact: That girl told him to not talk to her friend, who has social anxiety, a while before he started talking to them.

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 3 года назад +363

      What?

    • @Dylan-bc2po
      @Dylan-bc2po 3 года назад +83

      ?

    • @cythonr388
      @cythonr388 3 года назад +785

      its a classic joke about how womens "best friends" will get jealous over the other success with men and attack the men for it

    • @Axyr
      @Axyr 3 года назад +407

      @@cythonr388 we get that, but that sentence still makes no sense.

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 3 года назад +314

      Wait what? I can't even comprehend what the fuck I just read.

  • @Scientist_Albert_Einstein
    @Scientist_Albert_Einstein Месяц назад +6

    I understand now, girls don't like algebra! I get it now!

  • @f.g.5967
    @f.g.5967 9 месяцев назад +9

    The teen does not know. The old does not care.

  • @baconlover7747
    @baconlover7747 3 года назад +1153

    2019: we dont know what we did
    2021: and we cant be bothered trying to figure it out anymore either

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 3 года назад +64

      2024: What's a relationship?

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 года назад +68

      Me in 2019: We don't know what we did
      Me in 2020: We don't know what to do
      Me in 2021: I just realized I'm gay

    • @alejandrop.s.3942
      @alejandrop.s.3942 3 года назад +60

      2022: I've become a Templar Knight.

    • @itiscrazey
      @itiscrazey 3 года назад +24

      The joke is that she wanted to go to class with him and not see him there.
      But she is uncapable of expressing the shit she wants so she gets upset

    • @baconlover7747
      @baconlover7747 3 года назад +8

      @@itiscrazey its funny....you explained it... But i still dont get it 😂

  • @philiphennings5167
    @philiphennings5167 3 года назад +3238

    Guy: Hey someone is stealing your car!
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    [Car gets stolen]
    Guy:.................

    • @catdogfishdogcats
      @catdogfishdogcats 3 года назад +202

      Guy: Well at least you have a boyfriend, despite now not having a car. Hope that works out for you

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 3 года назад +25

      There is a video like that except it was a purse...

    • @hengineer
      @hengineer 3 года назад +72

      Girl: Why didn't you tell me?!?

    • @Xorcrupt
      @Xorcrupt 3 года назад +38

      Plot twist: The guy stealing car is her boyfriend, and wasn't actually stealing it.

    • @MrTerminator3010
      @MrTerminator3010 3 года назад +41

      @@Xorcrupt extra plot twist: The theif was her ex, and it was her current boyfriend's car

  • @dianeaishamonday9125
    @dianeaishamonday9125 Месяц назад +6

    Uh... So I'm a woman and I had no clue she wanted him to walk her to class. Had to learn that by reading the comments.
    I'm officially diagnosing myself with autism 😅

  • @PaulRoneClarke
    @PaulRoneClarke Месяц назад +3

    The sign should read.
    “Don’t play (mind) games in the corridor”

  • @RafaelOliveira-te6lm
    @RafaelOliveira-te6lm Год назад +1715

    Survival tip: don't ask her what she wants to eat. Ask her to guess where you're going and whatever she says, act like she got it right. Every now and then do her second choice so she won't get suspicious

    • @paulo_9423
      @paulo_9423 Год назад +226

      Waste of energy to have to remember to do this everytime just because someone can't answer a simple question

    • @thatrandomweeb
      @thatrandomweeb Год назад +83

      Another way is to ask her what she *doesn't* wanna eat so you can at least narrow the options

    • @sweetdurt2143
      @sweetdurt2143 Год назад +48

      Original quote by: God

    • @user-rz7hg9my6h
      @user-rz7hg9my6h Год назад +28

      That's genius

    • @harshvardhangodara5852
      @harshvardhangodara5852 Год назад +43

      Bruh the survival tips are gonna be useful when I get a girl💀💀

  • @playinnpwnin
    @playinnpwnin Год назад +855

    "she wanted him to walk her to class" if only everyone was a psychic.

    • @Danny328DT
      @Danny328DT Год назад +41

      If her friend truly cared, she would have told her how to handle rejections.

    • @lancemagbanua5712
      @lancemagbanua5712 Год назад +35

      Even as a Psychology Major I didn't get this shit the first time I watched it

    • @shriaaravji
      @shriaaravji 10 месяцев назад

      h than u i didnt get that

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 10 месяцев назад

      It's _implied_ by the specific wording but it's... let's say typical of communications between people, and specifically between men and women.

    • @playinnpwnin
      @playinnpwnin 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@Argumemnon so the whole idea is that she should say "we'll walk there together" or "it'd be nice if you and me walked to class together more". Literally she is an npc and if the hero doesn't say every dialogue option correctly, she kills herself and he's just an idiot for not knowing what she means. Girls in real life get upset mostly at little things like that but Family Guy is stressing that even a little thing like that is way too much for girls to handle.

  • @TheCreatorLoveAllik
    @TheCreatorLoveAllik 6 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that this joke actually has real meaning to it, blows me as a guy. I would've been lost forever. 😭

  • @gdoumerc1984
    @gdoumerc1984 6 месяцев назад +2

    The arms flailing as she runs cracks me up 😂

  • @norinblackbird5199
    @norinblackbird5199 3 года назад +2290

    “Together” is possible
    “To-get-her” is impossible

    • @SuperSonicFan172
      @SuperSonicFan172 3 года назад +128

      An original joke on 2021? What sorcery is this??

    • @President_Salsa
      @President_Salsa 3 года назад +55

      @@SuperSonicFan172 black magic!

    • @Juicewrldlover9994L
      @Juicewrldlover9994L 3 года назад +32

      @@SuperSonicFan172 he the master of culture

    • @FanofGuardianTales
      @FanofGuardianTales 3 года назад +38

      @@SuperSonicFan172
      That's why we scroll through comment sections, we all want to find that one golden comment.

    • @thephantommarauder7748
      @thephantommarauder7748 3 года назад +14

      @@SuperSonicFan172 Impossible - Thanos voice

  • @zamp6969
    @zamp6969 8 лет назад +3552

    The following statement was brought to you by women.🎶 Women, they don't know what they want! 🎶

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 8 лет назад +405

      +roamer45 And when they have it they no longer want it.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 лет назад +159

      No one knows what they want.

    • @danielalejandrovillalobos3446
      @danielalejandrovillalobos3446 7 лет назад +36

      zamp6969 so true in so many ways

    • @CrazyCanDraw
      @CrazyCanDraw 6 лет назад +20

      I want a life. I'm never getting it though.

    • @wolfeydcdx1773
      @wolfeydcdx1773 6 лет назад +45

      They have high expectations from life and can't except that there lives won't amount to much

  • @Sleepgarden
    @Sleepgarden 10 месяцев назад +2

    one of the few times I'll give props to Family Guy's joke writing

  • @Zoroasto1
    @Zoroasto1 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is probably the best joke of Family Guy ever, so smart, so effective, so transcendent.

  • @thetallman9531
    @thetallman9531 3 года назад +737

    "I don't need to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. "
    - Al Bundy

    • @atree1301
      @atree1301 3 года назад +30

      Ahem ahem lesbians...

    • @_rumia
      @_rumia 3 года назад +14

      I see you are a member of the No Ma'am church my good friend

    • @justaperson1019
      @justaperson1019 3 года назад +3

      This is true

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 3 года назад +40

      “WOMEN are so complicated that I ended up killing them”
      Ted Bundy

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 3 года назад +7

      @@blast2686 Based

  • @AncapOtaku
    @AncapOtaku 6 лет назад +5531

    I think all of us men can relate and agree to this

    • @cokedoutmarkhamill8179
      @cokedoutmarkhamill8179 3 года назад +7

      @live for Jesus Keep dreaming and no need to lie to us we know the truth.

    • @tr-x-sh8248
      @tr-x-sh8248 3 года назад +16

      Haven’t spoken to one in 14 years

    • @AncapOtaku
      @AncapOtaku 3 года назад +8

      @@tr-x-sh8248 can't say I blame you

    • @gujwdhufjijjpo9740
      @gujwdhufjijjpo9740 3 года назад +32

      the girl in the video could’ve asked to be walked to class instead of expecting an offer. Completely the girls fault in these situations.

    • @thebelowaveragesaibamen3286
      @thebelowaveragesaibamen3286 3 года назад +7

      Who tf has met a girl like that, I haven't seen 1 girl kill them self like that

  • @calledout4437
    @calledout4437 4 месяца назад +1

    Sums it up beautifully

  • @nobody7204
    @nobody7204 26 дней назад +2

    The fact that almost every man watching this scene didn't get the punchline (me included) on their first watch makes this much more impactful

  • @anavideos2445
    @anavideos2445 Год назад +5634

    As a girl who didn't get it at first, I feel you, men.

  • @SymphonicJosh
    @SymphonicJosh 3 года назад +654

    Plot twist: she didn’t want to see him in algebra

    • @hugonobody3352
      @hugonobody3352 3 года назад +50

      That's brilliant.

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 3 года назад +26

      had to watch it again once more, yep nice plot twist

    • @Yukkin231
      @Yukkin231 3 года назад +6

      Read the top comment guys

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 3 года назад +2

      @@Yukkin231 we know

    • @dylanp552
      @dylanp552 3 года назад +2

      I legit thought this before reading comments

  • @mrleaf7195
    @mrleaf7195 10 месяцев назад +5

    After over 10 years and seeing this joke on more then one occasion. I finally understood the full joke by a fucking comment.

  • @fudgenugget2690
    @fudgenugget2690 2 месяца назад +2

    As a guy i hade no idea she wanted him to walk her to class until i read the comments.

  • @Deadlyaztec27
    @Deadlyaztec27 8 лет назад +498

    *Guy texts everyday.
    Girl: You're too clingy
    *Guy doesn't text for two days.
    Girl: Why are you being so distant? Is there someone else? Do you think I'm ugly!?
    I HATE YOU.
    *Cries
    Guy: I was recovering from laser eye surgery.
    Girl's friend: You're a piece of shit!

    • @hummingbirdgirl0720
      @hummingbirdgirl0720 6 лет назад +14

      I hate those types of girly girls...

    • @solorhurricane6956
      @solorhurricane6956 6 лет назад +11

      Annnd she just lost a boyfriend

    • @Heretic1981
      @Heretic1981 6 лет назад +8

      My wife pulled this exact move on me before we were married, only it wasn't eye surgery, it was a hurricane

    • @peachylife3593
      @peachylife3593 6 лет назад +1

      Not all girl are like that

    • @hummingbirdgirl0720
      @hummingbirdgirl0720 6 лет назад +1

      peachy life ikr, also I always hated those types of girls

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 5 лет назад +9078

    Girl: See, the problem is she wanted to walk to class WITH him.
    Guy: Oh... then why didn’t she just say that?
    Girl: Well, cause she wanted him to offer.
    Guy: Why does it matter who offers? If the goal was to walk to class with him and spend time with him, what does it matter who initiates? In fact, isn’t it more equal to expect women to initiate just as much as men?
    Girl: Ugh, you just don’t understand.
    Guy: Clearly I don’t. That’s kind of the point.

    • @Criner05
      @Criner05 3 года назад +849

      Chivalry: condoned sexism.

    • @seajay6903
      @seajay6903 3 года назад +772

      There's a big difference between men and women men are so straight forward with stuff but women are all over the place

    • @jackk.4670
      @jackk.4670 3 года назад +115

      @@seajay6903 faxx

    • @Lostsage01
      @Lostsage01 3 года назад +267

      😳 damn, that’s what he did wrong? I never would have guessed that but it makes perfect sense now that you say it - lol jeez

    • @just-A.randomdude
      @just-A.randomdude 3 года назад +24

      Sighhhh u wouldn't understand

  • @mattcontrino8513
    @mattcontrino8513 9 месяцев назад +3

    I FIGURED IT OUT AFTER 8 YEARS HOLY CRAP

  • @elest23
    @elest23 7 месяцев назад

    I came back to this and now I understand this lmaooo