My mom worked as a nurse too. It was constant bickering between the women. Constant competition to the point where they would try to get eachother fired et cetera.
Works the same way with bosses. Female boss: "Hi. I don't mean to bother you but the deadline is this weekend and I really need these reports, so if you could just maybe hurry it up, just a tad bit, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks." Employee: "What a bitch!" Male boss: "HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IT DONE BY FRIDAY OR IT'S YOUR ASS!" Employee: "Right on it, sir!..... He's cool."
@@xxIluvyouguysxx I wonder if it's just a medical field thing. I have a friend who works as a radiology tech and it seems that none of the women can get along, and they have a female director who will essentially blacklist you in the city if you get on her bad side. It's nuts.
I met my bestfriend in kindergarten by saying "that's a cool lego build" and we have been friends for almost ten years Update: we have now been friends for over ten years and just went to the same school first time after kindergarten and we are planning to rebuild the build I complimented in kindergarten.
For some reason I pictured the men eating in comfortable silence for like ten minutes before the guy randomly compliments the other on his tie. They both eventually leave after barely any conversation but schedule another outing because they both had a wonderful time lol.
@@iria5309 when you're close enough to someone, usually their presence alone brings a sense of comfort. I blame it on human instinct, but it might be different with other people. A lot of times when me and the bros are together we'll be sitting in silence just relaxing until somebody kicks off a conversation
Met my best friend after he complemented me on my light up shoes in second grade lol. We started playing with neopets during recess and ever since then were best friends.
theres two types of friends: theres the two guys at the end of this clip, then theres the guys who jokingly insult each other and talk shit about each other time to time but just laugh at it because none of them mean what they said
TheDaxter11 that's how me and my friends are. We tease the shit out of each other but if it really came down to it we'd have each other's backs cuz we're bros
mynameis bob Like I can mess with my friend and he would said I'll cut your throat >:[ but then i will ask does he want anything from the store and he would just casually say can i get him some soda or whatever xD
My best friend are I are the same way. He's always messing around with me like the time he cut the breaks on my car without telling me or the time he f*cked my sister. . but I know he's always got my back in a fight and he buys me food
This bit never gets old. My wife and I refer to this a lot when she talks about how hard it is to be friends with girls, and she is always jealous of how close me and my friends are. She isn’t bitter about it, and is actually happy for me, she just wishes she had the same thing with her gal friends.
@@EGarrett01 a percentage of men yes, on the side of women it’s the majority. The only difference between a woman and child is we pretend women are equal, despite not being the same..thus ignoring the definition of equal
@@iqm4574 You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring. But after Hans Magnus, the Wesley So Tigran L Petrosian thing becomes: You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.
First friend I ever made was in kindergarten. He was next to me on the first day when we we're hanging our coats up so I turned to him and said, "Hey you look cool, wanna be friends?", He replied with, "Sure." 20 years later and we're still talking like brothers, planning on being each others best men for our future weddings.
Women: *Spends hundreds on clothes and boots they only wear once* Men: *Buys a few sets of clothes and wears them until they can't be worn anymore.* *Men! We aren't wasteful with clothes!*
I met my best friend, my homeboy, my brother, on the first day of middle school. Teacher made us sit in a circle and introduce ourselves. Him and I made eye contact and we laughed at how goofy the group activity was. We are now in our 20s and living life. Even funnier, our entire friend group consist of awkward and weird first interactions. We have all been close since then.
My best friend pranked me during middle school, he nominated me to become one of the class officers when we're still strangers. Now we trash talks one another while playing games lmao.
I met my best friend when he was born (he’s my cousin and 2 years younger than me). He had cancer and no one thought he was gonna make it past being a few months old. He was always very somber (if you can imagine that for a baby) and not energetic because of all the treatment and chemicals but my parents told me that whenever I came around, he would always laugh and jump and we’d play together. He did end up living past 1 year. And now 20 years later, I have a lifetime of memories with him that I’ll be grateful for for all of eternity. I just recently met his girlfriend (who he intends to marry sometime in the future) for the first time and it’s really hitting me that we’re already adults now. Thankfully, we still make a bunch of dumb jokes and do childish things and even if life ends up taking him far away from here, I’ll just be glad that he’s happy. Sorry to get so deep on a comment about a family guy joke lmao
women: ok, so, il get some sugar, some razors, some necklace beads, 4 bottles of worthless perfume, 11 dresses and 4 pairs of boots of which il only wear one! men: il get some food, drinks, and maybe a shirt or two this was brought to you by, men! men!! we only buy, what we need!!
Women: My pants have fake pockets at the front so I have to bring a bag or a purse or both. If I bend over it might rip or show off my underwear. And the pockets are just below my butt cheek...i'll take it. Men: My pants pocket has my wallet, phone, keys and some spare change. MEN!!! We got functional pants!
My best friend and I met when we worked together in a grocery store. He went radio silent the summer of 19 to figure some stuff out in his life. A little under a year ago we got to see each other again and I’m thankful everyday that my best friend came back into my life
This joke was always so relevant to me, because I've made so many friends over the years when we complement each other on the smallest of things we had.
@@adricabrera It's a joke based on how us men can be friends by complementing each other on the smallest things, and it's written by a man. But remember, it's a joke, not everyone is actually like this
As a girl, I met my best friend in 5th grade and we’ve been friends ever since! I noticed some other girls were leaving her out, so I came to her side, and we’ve been pretty inseparable ever since then. That was nearly 10 years ago :)! Nowadays instead of bonding over mean girls, we bond over science and math. Women are pretty awesome.
I met my best friend by telling him I liked his beard...its literally that simple for guys. Since women don't compliment men very often, we genuinely appreciate compliments.
Crimson Voices, of course not ALL of them. But the vast majority are like this. From my experience and every other guy I know who dealt with it. So yes, when almost all the guys are sharing the same opinion I'm pretty secure in my opinion. I would be foolish not to be.
I'm with bane on this one. Don't trust a woman who only has guy friends until you've properly vetted them. And ladies, same goes for men who only have chick friends.
when I meet an old friend ive had no contact with for years, we are still just the same old friends we used to. My Girlfriend can't wrap her head around this.
Same, me and an old college buddy talk maybe once a year but when we do its like we have been talking everyday for the last 10 years. My wife has no idea how we do it.
@@Maverick512000 Maybe that's a particular problem of your wife. I'm a girl and I have these 2 high school friends with whom I dont keep contact very often, but everytime we met each other it's like we had always been in touch. A lot of girls can relate to this and I'm saying this because on the internet in comunities or pages with mainly female presence there's a lot of those "memes" describing life situations and there is those that talks about girlfriends that are so used or know each so well that they can spend months without talking to each other yet when they met they can talk for hours. It's ridiculous how bad men know women yet insists to categorize an entire gender based on personal experiences wich can be influenced by personal views that can be wrong. Girls can be and are just as good friends as boys.
Literally met my best friend because I told him I liked his watch. It was a mediocre cheap watch but it was different to what I'd seen before, over a decade later we're still really close friends.
*Me & my Bros:* _"W'sup fuckface" "Nothin much fatass"_ *After a Bro leaves:* _"What a cool guy." "Yeah we gotta hang out more."_ *Chicks & their GFs:* _"omg i looove ur hairdo" "omg thxxxx i luv ur shoes!_ ^-^ " *After a GF leaves:* _"ugh what. a dumb. bitch ,':/" "ikr? i hate her."_
We actually like to enjoy our food in silence. We can also make a few short comments about the food and other random stuff. It's different with beer though.
I met my best friend at the bus stop before my first day of kindergarten. I walked up to him and asked "Do you want to be friends?" We've been friends ever since.
At a University lecture a fellow student sat next to me and said "nice jacket", I said "thanks". We never spoke again. That was 20 years ago and sometimes I still think about that compliment.
From my experience, men are way better friends than women. I appreciate their honesty, bluntness, and the ability to tell me that I'm being moody without *me* even realising it.
Demi-Fiend of Time But that's the #1 reason women prefer guy friends. They get to be the center of attention, which doesn't happen among other girls because they are always competing for it.
In the 5th grade I was kicked out of one school and I went to another, people hated me there and at some point I challenged one guy to a fight. A whole crowd of people gathered to look at it and... BOTH of us ran away from the fight without saying a word and met in a neighboring area. We're still friends, I'm in my second year of college.
When I first immigrated to the US and attended school, the teacher introduced me to this one kid so he can show me the ropes. This was over 20 years ago. We still good friends to this day.
As a man I've met so many other men who have become my friends, my girlfriend on the other hand still only talks to her friends from high school and it's on a once a month basis as it seems.
In all fairness, it's highly possible your girlfriend is simply introverted and you aren't. Introverts usually prefer hanging out with a couple of people at most, and not all that often.
@@RedFloyd469 she's my ex now but she was loud, definitely not an introvert lol. I wonder if that's why people didn't like her? I, on the other hand, am pretty quiet but I'm somehow very social at the same time.
I’ve met my best friend when I was in high school we’ve been friends for nearly 10 years. now him and I still kept our friendship strong it’s cool to be friends with a dude
Once I was riding my bike back from school. I tried to jump a curb, fell down, and my backpack was on my head. Unable to get up, a kid helped me and we’ve been friends since.
in my experience, all you gotta do is go to a girl who looks approachable, compliment her hair or makeup or outfit or whatever, and boom instant friend. I think it's just a matter of having a good eye on which girls are pleasant to be close to, which honestly is an individual problem that you have to work out. but male friendships do feel a lot more simple. not that one is better than the other, it's just that people with poor social skills blame it on misogyny
I agree, I get very confused about these things because....well I don't see these female relationships in person. There's only one in mind and that's not even a confirmed story. I was raised in a healthy family, I have a good idea of who I'm talking with shocking ease (I've even told about these historical people's stories without knowing what their story is simply by how they chose to protray themselves in their famous photos. The person who knew them basically said everything I stated was correct) I have a good chance at actually finding good company. Male or female I am blessed in knowing good people to be around. Not everyone has that, in fact many are attracted to negative people or unconciously induce the enviroment they are use to because a peaceful relationship isn't a relationship they know. It's hard to sit and learn an unknown relationship as an adult, we don't like the unknown.
I'm not sure if I've ever given a compliment I didn't mean. I've only told white lies when asked if I didn't want a friend to feel bad. But I try to be honest.
I think it's also that a man would almost never compliment someone unless he meant it, so it's almost always genuine, and therefore it means something.
Women will root for each other in front of their faces but talk crap behind each other’s backs Men will talk crap to each other’s faces but root for each other behind their backs
Master- Baitor keep being that way. People are too stupid. Learn how to do something like program or learn an instrument and you will be way better than them all.
I hate being a female sometimes. I guarantee you I would be 100% less Depressed and Anxiety prone if I didn’t have to worry “ is she being nice because she likes me or is she just being fake” or “I really hope no one I consider a friend is talking shit about me behind my back”. Men appreciate your friendships
That's sad, sorry you feel that way Sad that other females often have to deal with that due to other females causing that type of problems and ends up getting the nice girls misunderstood
How are so many people in this comment section believing this shit. As a guy, I was also always afraid of being talked behind my back, specifically by other guys and not by girls, and had several very insincere ''friendships''.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 I am not saying Men can't talk behind their backs, but all instances of people talking shit about me behind my back have been women, which is kinda eerie. Hope you get better friends though
"Don't try to understand women. They understand, and hate each other." (Bit miss quoted but ya get the point) -This is literally one of my favorite clips ever. I'm a woman, this is so accurate and I hate it, also why I have so little female friends. This is why I love my dude friends, y'all in general know how to be *Actual* good friends and are great examples to learn from.
I don't trust when a woman whk complains likes this about others women. I can only wonder: if you find such problem, have you done anything to change it, or you just avoid girls because in case you were friends with them you will just perpetuate the problem because even though you acknowledge it you do not take accountability and just decided to run after guy friends and critized girls?
“Celia I literally LOVE that you borrowed my makeup without my permission, like you are the BEST.” “Omg I’m the worst aren’t I? You should go natural anyways.” “Bestie you just say that because men hate me without makeup and you’ll steal them. Ugh that’s literally SO FUNNY. I LOVE THAT FOR YOU.” *Women: Psychological warfare*
Comments filled with men talking about how nice they are and how mean women are, by being misogynistic… Your dialogue is literally pulled straight out of a teen movie, aka not real life.
I grew up with 3 sisters, so I ended up having a very deep understanding of how women work. Whenever I hear one girl giving detailed compliments on another girl's outfit, I actually get sick to my stomach because I know what's really going on in her head, especially when they start off with "OHH MY GOOOD I LOVE YOUR..."
Coming from a girl who has done this, I genuinely never mean anything bad by it. Even tho I might’ve been lying/exaggerating, I’ve only ever done it as a way to start a conversation since that’s the only way I know how and so far it’s always worked. I haven’t made a single guy friend bc I never know what to say to them😭 When it comes to friends tho, I don’t compliment them unless I actually mean it and they do the same but it’s hard to find girls like that which is why I only have 2 close friends rn lol
@@udonkey431for guys we are straight forward remember that, mincing words isn't always in our agenda for the day, hell half the time I don't think we even talk
@@udonkey431 Look, here's what you need to know about guys: Most are so starved for positive affirmation that a simple compliment is enough to get them interested in you. Mind you, that interest is VERY likely to grow beyond just wanting to be friends, so use your newfound knowledge carefully.
@@udonkey431 As a guy, even I'm aware of this problem. Unfortunately, the difference between passive aggressive and genuine compliments is oftentimes very, very subtle (especially when the word choice happens to be the same). P.S., if you simply show your appreciation through actions and committing time, that's a guaranteed way to get to know them. Men respond to that, and while many do respond to compliments, that's not always taken the same way.
Women: I like your shoes. Where did you get them, oh my god you must tell me? You look so good in that. Men: Bruh, those shoes are GAAAYYYYYYYY! Nah, I'm playing.
Met a guy at the start of highschool and just started chatting about skyrim while waiting for the bus. That was 2015, 2023 and we still chat, play and shoot the shit all the time and he's the best friend anyone could ask for.
With my 2 best friends, I met 1 of them in the 5th grade lunch line when we kept saying “you should go first” back and forth to each other. The other one I met in 6th grade when he knocked on my door selling Boy Scout popcorn. Turns out they both lived really close by, and they’ve been my right hand men ever since
Besides we don´t know how "different" are your political views, ormaybe you think your political view it´s just like having a favorite team of basketball to you and not mean that much, your example is invalid
@@DevTheRay I don't think they have real friends, they probably have an imaginary friend or a social media "friend". This fistfight bullcrap is from movies. In real life men don't get into bloody fistfight because fight is coming from weakness, between two male friend there is no weakness therefore there is no fight. As I said they probably have no friend but they watch a lot of movies and they think this is how it is working.
I had a really good buddy from kindergarten through 2nd grade but unfortunately he moved away after that. In the 3rd grade this other kid came up to me and said “Can I be your new best friend” and I just said “ok” We’ve been best friends for almost 10 years
My brother shared his barbecue chips with someone in kindergarten and they’re still friends Meanwhile I have endured many fake friendships and backstabbings.
The reason behind this is actually quite sad: Women aren't allowed to share negative emotions about other women around women, out of fear of social reprisal by those women. "Females are more sensitive to social shaming" the result is the constant passive-aggressive backhanded mentality. Also Because of this, men fear sharing their negative emotions towards women out of fear of being shamed. Men do not fear sharing negative emotions with other men, so much so that they will gladly insult each other for fun. That allows their compliments to be honest and sincere. Men's problems with emotions are always around the fact that they don't know how to share emotions with women in a healthy manner so they resort to tactics such as suppression,shutting down,not listening or problem solving. But with their fellows they will gladly share their feelings openly.
I don't know, I've seen a lot of guys who are pretty closed off emotionally with their friends because they don't want to look gay. Agree with the rest of what you said though.
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Ron Swanson: "I once worked with a guy every day for 3 years. Never learned his name. Best friend I ever had."
We still never talk sometimes.
Exactly I have friends who I don't even know they're names
My best university roommate was like this. I don't know his name, or even what he looked like. It was a blessed indifference.
real
To be fair, Ron is an extreme example because he just doesn’t like people in general
to be fair, that is a nice tie
@Alex Weight thanks
U know how to be friends
Hmm... you right that is a nice tie
Its a VERY nice tie
iceshaver Nice misture of colors
"Women use compliments to show contempt, while men use insults to show affection" -Anonymous
Well I think your an asshole.😚
It's true, generally.
Depends on the insult really
I fucking saw that on reddit 2 years ago
Ryan W How the hell are you watching this at an Air Force base
Years later, he will still remember that compliment
Happened to me. Guy at work said "You have the greatest ties" with obvious sincerity. It's still like it was last year.
It's true. We so infrequently receive compliments and positive attention that we remember all of them.
And when Plain Man dies, Tie Man will mention it in his eulogy. And cry manly tears.
men basically never receive compliments. its such a big things for us
A random women at work said she liked my haircut. That was over 4 years ago. Still remember it
"Hey, I like your tie."
"Thanks!"
And that's ALL it means for men.
No hidden agendas.
No backhanded compliments.
No passive-aggressive BS.
Catzilla haha
This is so true
We know how to be friends.
Catzilla Actually you have something else inside y’all.
Men= straight forward
Yup. That's very true. My mom worked as a nurse... and they all hated each other. While all the male nurses and attendants were just plain chill.
My mom worked as a nurse too. It was constant bickering between the women. Constant competition to the point where they would try to get eachother fired et cetera.
Jozias Klippermann Exactly my point.
Works the same way with bosses.
Female boss: "Hi. I don't mean to bother you but the deadline is this weekend and I really need these reports, so if you could just maybe hurry it up, just a tad bit, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks."
Employee: "What a bitch!"
Male boss: "HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET IT DONE BY FRIDAY OR IT'S YOUR ASS!"
Employee: "Right on it, sir!..... He's cool."
That’s not a women thing, that’s mostly a nurse thing trust me 😂 I used to manage nurses and they were all bitchy
@@xxIluvyouguysxx I wonder if it's just a medical field thing. I have a friend who works as a radiology tech and it seems that none of the women can get along, and they have a female director who will essentially blacklist you in the city if you get on her bad side. It's nuts.
As a tie I can confirm this is 120% accurate
As a chair can confirm this 100% also I hate fish filled had to much of it I want something new.
As air this is 900% accura
As earth this is 1000% accur
As SPACE this is 2000% Accurate.
As time itself this is 4000% accurate
I met my bestfriend in kindergarten by saying "that's a cool lego build" and we have been friends for almost ten years
Update: we have now been friends for over ten years and just went to the same school first time after kindergarten and we are planning to rebuild the build I complimented in kindergarten.
Let us know when you hit puberty.
@@johnspencefareal420 Mate, he's like 14.
@@johnspencefareal420 You start kindergarten at age 5... Dude's already like 15 he already hit the big P. 😂
@@johnspencefareal420 Maths is hard.
@@johnspencefareal420 Are you implying that lego builds are uncool after you're 18? Because that's simply untrue.
guys wear same outfit = friends for life
women wear same outfit = war
No. We like to wear the same thing and obnoxiously shout: TWINSIES!!!!!
Bork PomPom Are you a guy or a girl though?
A girl.
The83rdTrombonist lol. True
Bork PomPom I find this unlikely. You are either a spy, or transgender.
disturbingly true
zaxex21 Not relatable content. Just a cartoon
Alice J It’s just a cartoon, not relatable content
TheSamBurg it's true
@@imsamharrisburg It's true. That makes the score 3 to 0. Ya lost buddy.
@@imsamharrisburg it's true dude geez
For some reason I pictured the men eating in comfortable silence for like ten minutes before the guy randomly compliments the other on his tie. They both eventually leave after barely any conversation but schedule another outing because they both had a wonderful time lol.
Me and the boys getting coffee before lecture or gym, barely talking to eachother. It's always a blast.
How is that possible irl lmao. Some time im silence is good but the whole time is objectively boring
@@iria5309 didn’t know family guy was real life😳
@@iria5309 when you're close enough to someone, usually their presence alone brings a sense of comfort. I blame it on human instinct, but it might be different with other people. A lot of times when me and the bros are together we'll be sitting in silence just relaxing until somebody kicks off a conversation
People often under-appreciate the value of comfortable silences. To me, they represent one of the peaks of friendship
Me, age 13: Hey that's a cool model train.
Other kid: Thanks.
20 years later, we're still BFFs.
Met my best friend after he complemented me on my light up shoes in second grade lol. We started playing with neopets during recess and ever since then were best friends.
Hey, I like your comment
@@samuelalejandromartinezgar8133 Thanks
any chance you know what model it was?
Not to get political, but that's a cool train
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Tbh he's not wrong. It really is a very nice tie
Thanks
men
we know how to be friends
Great, now I have to go back and look at the tie again.
Locking more at the tie I like it to
theres two types of friends: theres the two guys at the end of this clip, then theres the guys who jokingly insult each other and talk shit about each other time to time but just laugh at it because none of them mean what they said
TheDaxter11 that's how me and my friends are. We tease the shit out of each other but if it really came down to it we'd have each other's backs cuz we're bros
mynameis bob Like I can mess with my friend and he would said I'll cut your throat >:[ but then i will ask does he want anything from the store and he would just casually say can i get him some soda or whatever xD
TheDaxter11 these 2 types are just different levels of friendship
First type is friends
Second is best friends
And my crew are both at the same time
My best friend are I are the same way. He's always messing around with me like the time he cut the breaks on my car without telling me or the time he f*cked my sister. .
but I know he's always got my back in a fight and he buys me food
This bit never gets old. My wife and I refer to this a lot when she talks about how hard it is to be friends with girls, and she is always jealous of how close me and my friends are. She isn’t bitter about it, and is actually happy for me, she just wishes she had the same thing with her gal friends.
Women wish to have things until they get them, and then they want no part of it
@@poopshoes7579Men are like that too, we just don't get what we want so we never figure that out.
Based.
@@EGarrett01 a percentage of men yes, on the side of women it’s the majority. The only difference between a woman and child is we pretend women are equal, despite not being the same..thus ignoring the definition of equal
@@poopshoes7579If you've ever heard the phrase "no matter how hot a woman is, there's a guy tired of f-ing her," that's the same idea.
Women are passive agressive
Men are aggressively passive
Men: we know how to be friends.
Men: we don't know what we did.
We know, but if you won't tell us we don't care.
*clap clap*
Pipi
@@iqm4574 You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is proctoring.
But after Hans Magnus, the Wesley So Tigran L Petrosian thing becomes:
You got yourself a deal man. Anytime, anywhere as long as there is a proctologist.
Men: we wear the same clothes for years
"You are definitely not afraid of dessert" says the woman whose dessert is already mostly finished.
She got a small piece that’s why she told her friend “You are definitely not afraid of dessert”
Or maybe it's her friend's second helping.
now now girls!
First friend I ever made was in kindergarten. He was next to me on the first day when we we're hanging our coats up so I turned to him and said, "Hey you look cool, wanna be friends?", He replied with, "Sure."
20 years later and we're still talking like brothers, planning on being each others best men for our future weddings.
Neat! I like stories like this, restores a little faith in humanity 👍
awwwww. Men are awesome!
Im still friends with my kindergarten friends too. It’s been like 22 years
I met my best friend in 2nd grade cause he saw me with a toy dinosaur and liked it. And that's how we became best friends and still are to this day
I can imagine when you get married you will be like:
"Hey, can you be my best man"?
"Yeah, sure".
First best friend I had, we met in kindergarten while fighting over a girl. We ditched the girl and bonded over Pokémon cards. That was 24 years ago.
And now you’re both lonely
@@diannadolly Actually, we’re gay.
@@apollosgadfly based
Did you say… Pokémon-
@@apollosgadfly lmaoooo
We may not know what we did, but we do know how to be friends
Women: *Spends hundreds on clothes and boots they only wear once*
Men: *Buys a few sets of clothes and wears them until they can't be worn anymore.*
*Men! We aren't wasteful with clothes!*
Master Skywalker, the women are spending too much on clothes, what are we going to do?!?
@@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 lol he might be on the Jedi Council … but he was not given the rank of Master.
@@thenarrowpath24816 So that’s why he murdered the younglings! One of em called him “master”, and the reminder sent him into berserker mode!
This is so true
Thats real
Woman could complement each other and not mean it. While men could insult and not mean it
Here's another one: Woman show there true character when money is scarce, men show there true character when money is plentiful.
jon bilgutay -_- your right
Me without money:Depressed shut in and greedy
ME with money: Life of the Party and Selfless
Rich guys always get divorced when they lose all their money. When a poor guy gets rich he dumps his girl because he now has more options.
jon bilgutay Pretty clever because you’re making fun of both sides😅
Yeah nice tie fuckface
I met my best friend, my homeboy, my brother, on the first day of middle school. Teacher made us sit in a circle and introduce ourselves. Him and I made eye contact and we laughed at how goofy the group activity was. We are now in our 20s and living life. Even funnier, our entire friend group consist of awkward and weird first interactions. We have all been close since then.
My best friend pranked me during middle school, he nominated me to become one of the class officers when we're still strangers. Now we trash talks one another while playing games lmao.
‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
Met one of my best buds in kindergarten. We met on our shared birthday, high fived, and never looked back.
I met my best friend when he was born (he’s my cousin and 2 years younger than me). He had cancer and no one thought he was gonna make it past being a few months old. He was always very somber (if you can imagine that for a baby) and not energetic because of all the treatment and chemicals but my parents told me that whenever I came around, he would always laugh and jump and we’d play together. He did end up living past 1 year. And now 20 years later, I have a lifetime of memories with him that I’ll be grateful for for all of eternity. I just recently met his girlfriend (who he intends to marry sometime in the future) for the first time and it’s really hitting me that we’re already adults now. Thankfully, we still make a bunch of dumb jokes and do childish things and even if life ends up taking him far away from here, I’ll just be glad that he’s happy. Sorry to get so deep on a comment about a family guy joke lmao
TBH, that was really cool and wholesome to read! I'm glad you have each other's backs!
nobody cares bruh. keep shit like this to yourself. Just kidding I´m sorry.
Family Guy needs more:
This was brought to you by Men.
Men:
women: ok, so, il get some sugar, some razors, some necklace beads, 4 bottles of worthless perfume, 11 dresses and 4 pairs of boots of which il only wear one!
men: il get some food, drinks, and maybe a shirt or two
this was brought to you by, men!
men!! we only buy, what we need!!
Women: My pants have fake pockets at the front so I have to bring a bag or a purse or both. If I bend over it might rip or show off my underwear. And the pockets are just below my butt cheek...i'll take it.
Men: My pants pocket has my wallet, phone, keys and some spare change.
MEN!!! We got functional pants!
biobiobio7777 I’m a guy and that’s literally all I carry in my pockets
cody adams pure gold
"We know how to shut up"
My best friend and I met when we worked together in a grocery store. He went radio silent the summer of 19 to figure some stuff out in his life. A little under a year ago we got to see each other again and I’m thankful everyday that my best friend came back into my life
That's adorable! Also I love your pfp, Bass and Treble are best boys
This is Meg’s best cutaway gag.
TBH, all of her cutaway gags are good. It's good to see Meg centered episodes that don't revolve around her being abused.
@@ryanthomas49 Same. Such a breath of fresh air.
One time I had a conversation with a friend all we said was this:
*notices new armor* "Nice."
"Thanks."
Armour?
What time period are you and your friend living in?
@@arstulex It was a convention.
@@foolslayer9416 I was secretly hoping you were a time traveller watching RUclips during the medieval era or something. Dang.
Being a dude is cool.
Frogwell it really is isn’t it?
It's hard, but the boys are always there
Men: A computer made us roommates in college, that's why we're friends!
Men: We don't know what we did!
wait I'm cool?!
*Feminist joined the server* THAT'S SEXIST
i was once spot a guy with nice jacket. I said "nice jacket", he said "thanks".
best thing ever.
And then everyone clapped
@@diannadolly tf? this story is something that can actually happen, not that shit like "i stood up to my teacher and got her fired" bs
@@diannadolly You never see a nice jacket wearing man? Get the fuck out of here
This joke was always so relevant to me, because I've made so many friends over the years when we complement each other on the smallest of things we had.
Funny thing as a woman I have also experienced the very same thing, almost like people aren’t stereotypes.
@@violetparker7210 Yes, people aren't stereotypes, it just so happens that this clip is meant to be a joke.
@@addymetbecks94but everyone in the comments are taking it so serious 💀
@@adricabreraikr
@@adricabrera It's a joke based on how us men can be friends by complementing each other on the smallest things, and it's written by a man. But remember, it's a joke, not everyone is actually like this
As a girl, I met my best friend in 5th grade and we’ve been friends ever since! I noticed some other girls were leaving her out, so I came to her side, and we’ve been pretty inseparable ever since then. That was nearly 10 years ago :)! Nowadays instead of bonding over mean girls, we bond over science and math. Women are pretty awesome.
Based
Wholesome
Aww that's sweet
You are so cool.
I like happy endings :)
I met my best friend by telling him I liked his beard...its literally that simple for guys. Since women don't compliment men very often, we genuinely appreciate compliments.
Speak for yourself.
Nah this is a real thing, can confirm
Im sorry you had to wait until you were 30 before you had a best friend.
Dude that's gayyyyyyy. Let's get a beer.
Jesus Christ these replies but good on you my friend
That happy „thanks“ is 100% accurate of how we all react to compliments
Hey I like your comment :)
@@Johannes_Seerup thanks!! 😊
Those weren’t phony compliments, that was straight out shade lol
Exactly! BUT with a subtle way hidden in a "compliment"
A.k.a emotional poison.
Yh but in a compliment context
@@kaiserxblueComplete with thpse fake forced smiles
I know a lot of girls who only have guy friends because of this.
+Phriendship every chick ive ever gotten to know has said that. theyre so fucked haha
Bane I would say "not all women with all male friends," but I think you're secure enough in your opinion on them that it would fall on deaf ears.
Crimson Voices, of course not ALL of them. But the vast majority are like this. From my experience and every other guy I know who dealt with it. So yes, when almost all the guys are sharing the same opinion I'm pretty secure in my opinion. I would be foolish not to be.
I'm with bane on this one. Don't trust a woman who only has guy friends until you've properly vetted them. And ladies, same goes for men who only have chick friends.
thats definitely a fair statement(honest)
when I meet an old friend ive had no contact with for years, we are still just the same old friends we used to. My Girlfriend can't wrap her head around this.
Same, me and an old college buddy talk maybe once a year but when we do its like we have been talking everyday for the last 10 years. My wife has no idea how we do it.
The power of bromance compels you!
One time I did this and my mom acted like something was wrong with me
@@Maverick512000 Maybe that's a particular problem of your wife. I'm a girl and I have these 2 high school friends with whom I dont keep contact very often, but everytime we met each other it's like we had always been in touch. A lot of girls can relate to this and I'm saying this because on the internet in comunities or pages with mainly female presence there's a lot of those "memes" describing life situations and there is those that talks about girlfriends that are so used or know each so well that they can spend months without talking to each other yet when they met they can talk for hours. It's ridiculous how bad men know women yet insists to categorize an entire gender based on personal experiences wich can be influenced by personal views that can be wrong. Girls can be and are just as good friends as boys.
@Trinity just chill...
i think this is my single favorite cutaway gag in the whole fucking show
Literally met my best friend because I told him I liked his watch. It was a mediocre cheap watch but it was different to what I'd seen before, over a decade later we're still really close friends.
A couple of things:
1- me and my guy friends absolutely rag on each other as if we're enemies and we all love it.
2- it is a snazzy tie. I like it.
Men insult to compliment
Women compliment to insult
*Me & my Bros:* _"W'sup fuckface" "Nothin much fatass"_
*After a Bro leaves:* _"What a cool guy." "Yeah we gotta hang out more."_
*Chicks & their GFs:* _"omg i looove ur hairdo" "omg thxxxx i luv ur shoes!_ ^-^ "
*After a GF leaves:* _"ugh what. a dumb. bitch ,':/" "ikr? i hate her."_
Me does that too.
Hey I like your video.
MEN!
We know how to be friends!
Everyone here deserves a like .
Frank Benson Thank you. I spent a lot of time making it
This is great. This entire comment thread deserves to be on RUclips rewind. (Bar mine)
Take note of the fact that the men's plates are empty while the women never touch there food.
ICELAG 32 I’m more forced on the fact that one of the women has a big slice of cake and the other has what looks like a slice of a cupcake
ICELAG 32
MEN! We Actually Finish Our Food!
Men... always finish their meals.
We actually like to enjoy our food in silence. We can also make a few short comments about the food and other random stuff. It's different with beer though.
Oh I get it. Because the women were too focused on hurling backhanded comments at each other, while the men were just chilling and focusing on eating.
I met my best friend at the bus stop before my first day of kindergarten. I walked up to him and asked "Do you want to be friends?"
We've been friends ever since.
At a University lecture a fellow student sat next to me and said "nice jacket", I said "thanks". We never spoke again. That was 20 years ago and sometimes I still think about that compliment.
He was flirting
I'm already good friends with the guys in my dorm on the first day and already have nicknames for each other.
How’d that work out?
Yeah, did you guys bang or what?
The comment is 2 years old for me.
The first reply is 2 months old for me.
The second one is 2 hours old for me.
What coincidence.
@@bird4260 spooky scary skeletons send shivers down my spine
Bro give us an update
This reminds me of work when we are all in costume and all the dudes are complementing eachother on how awesome they look. 😂
Met my friend as kids at church. Got into a fight once. Got in trouble. Been friends ever since
"When you raised your hand on a men, he's your best friend for rest of your life"
-Tsun Tzu
A men?
@@hijodelaisla275 bad engrish
From my experience, men are way better friends than women. I appreciate their honesty, bluntness, and the ability to tell me that I'm being moody without *me* even realising it.
Plus there's always an available dick around when you get desperate, huh.
Matheus Cruz Low blow dude -_-
Demi-Fiend of Time
But that's the #1 reason women prefer guy friends. They get to be the center of attention, which doesn't happen among other girls because they are always competing for it.
Matheus Cruz You don't have a lot of female friends do you? Lol half of females I know don't like being the center of attention
"the ability to tell me that I'm being moody without me even realising it."
and yet you never learn.
My sister's social life
My sister too.
Same here.
I love how they got a whole orchestra just for that little stinger.
It's more of a 80's/90's style jingle than an orchestra
In the 5th grade I was kicked out of one school and I went to another, people hated me there and at some point I challenged one guy to a fight. A whole crowd of people gathered to look at it and... BOTH of us ran away from the fight without saying a word and met in a neighboring area. We're still friends, I'm in my second year of college.
Hey, I like your tie.
Virgil Barrios Thanks
Men
We know how to be friends
Virgil Barrios You’re lying, Morgan!
Thanks.
Men don’t know what we did, but we do know how to be friends.
When I first immigrated to the US and attended school, the teacher introduced me to this one kid so he can show me the ropes. This was over 20 years ago. We still good friends to this day.
This reminds me of a saying my brother told me. 'Women use compliments to show their contempt. Men use insults to show their affection.'
Compliments
This is so true, in primary school i once said to a classmate his pokemon cards looked cool.
13 years later and we are still best friends.
My favorite backhanded "compliment" jokes are from TV. Like the Golden Girls Blanche roasting Dorothy: "I always feel safe with you in the house!"
The male brain avoids over analyzing things and makes it simpler to give and receive compliments.
As a man I've met so many other men who have become my friends, my girlfriend on the other hand still only talks to her friends from high school and it's on a once a month basis as it seems.
soulassassin0g This, dude 👍🏼
In all fairness, it's highly possible your girlfriend is simply introverted and you aren't. Introverts usually prefer hanging out with a couple of people at most, and not all that often.
@@RedFloyd469 she's my ex now but she was loud, definitely not an introvert lol. I wonder if that's why people didn't like her? I, on the other hand, am pretty quiet but I'm somehow very social at the same time.
@@soulassassin0g Why do you broke with her?
@@speechless_mate it just didn't work out.
I’ve met my best friend when I was in high school we’ve been friends for nearly 10 years. now him and I still kept our friendship strong it’s cool to be friends with a dude
Poor guy, he's probably in love with you
@@CaptainGrimes1 least he ain’t a fake friend 😂
@CaptainGrmes 1 not all people are gay bro
The fact that the 2 guys already finished the food
Or probably ordered more food and waiting for it.
Aside from all the exist rumblings about men and women in this scenario and in the comments, one thing is always true. Every guy is hungryyyyyyyyy
Once I was riding my bike back from school. I tried to jump a curb, fell down, and my backpack was on my head. Unable to get up, a kid helped me and we’ve been friends since.
Men: we might not know what we did but at least we know how to be friends
. MEN! 🎵
.
WE KNOW HOW TO BE FRIENDS! 🎵
in my experience, all you gotta do is go to a girl who looks approachable, compliment her hair or makeup or outfit or whatever, and boom instant friend. I think it's just a matter of having a good eye on which girls are pleasant to be close to, which honestly is an individual problem that you have to work out. but male friendships do feel a lot more simple. not that one is better than the other, it's just that people with poor social skills blame it on misogyny
Sure, Jan.
I agree, I get very confused about these things because....well I don't see these female relationships in person. There's only one in mind and that's not even a confirmed story. I was raised in a healthy family, I have a good idea of who I'm talking with shocking ease (I've even told about these historical people's stories without knowing what their story is simply by how they chose to protray themselves in their famous photos. The person who knew them basically said everything I stated was correct) I have a good chance at actually finding good company. Male or female I am blessed in knowing good people to be around.
Not everyone has that, in fact many are attracted to negative people or unconciously induce the enviroment they are use to because a peaceful relationship isn't a relationship they know. It's hard to sit and learn an unknown relationship as an adult, we don't like the unknown.
Last time I complimented a girl I said she had nice earrings and then she told the whole school I hit on her. Soooooo yeah
I'm not sure if I've ever given a compliment I didn't mean. I've only told white lies when asked if I didn't want a friend to feel bad. But I try to be honest.
@@lukestutzman7093 thats because your a man. there talking about women
Men we know how to be friends💂♂️👷♂️🎅👳♂️👲💪
Kyle Carpenter to many emoji's
Emojis are GAAAAAY!
Kyle Carpenter No you don’t.
0:21 girl got the quagmire fit
I think it's also that a man would almost never compliment someone unless he meant it, so it's almost always genuine, and therefore it means something.
Women will root for each other in front of their faces but talk crap behind each other’s backs
Men will talk crap to each other’s faces but root for each other behind their backs
*Men show affection through insults.*
*Women show disdain through compliments.*
When I was in first grade a kid told me a great joke. We are still friends 30 years later.
As a man, i can confirm we can take one look at someone and can instantly bond with them
Lol, only if I weren't such a social outcast as a man I would relate to this
Well, you have to stay in your lane and find other losers like yourself to befriend.
Master- Baitor Hey, I like your post.
same here @master-baitor and brem
@Master- Baitor: Same
Master- Baitor keep being that way. People are too stupid. Learn how to do something like program or learn an instrument and you will be way better than them all.
I always like the "I admire your courage, only you could wear that"
I hate being a female sometimes. I guarantee you I would be 100% less Depressed and Anxiety prone if I didn’t have to worry “ is she being nice because she likes me or is she just being fake” or “I really hope no one I consider a friend is talking shit about me behind my back”. Men appreciate your friendships
That's sad, sorry you feel that way
Sad that other females often have to deal with that due to other females causing that type of problems and ends up getting the nice girls misunderstood
Pretty sure you're just insecure.
@@Alienull With the amount of backstabbing that goes on in Female/Female relations, the anxiety is irrational, but founded on real fear.
How are so many people in this comment section believing this shit. As a guy, I was also always afraid of being talked behind my back, specifically by other guys and not by girls, and had several very insincere ''friendships''.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 I am not saying Men can't talk behind their backs, but all instances of people talking shit about me behind my back have been women, which is kinda eerie.
Hope you get better friends though
“You aren’t afraid of dessert”
You are almost done with your cake
"Don't try to understand women. They understand, and hate each other."
(Bit miss quoted but ya get the point)
-This is literally one of my favorite clips ever. I'm a woman, this is so accurate and I hate it, also why I have so little female friends. This is why I love my dude friends, y'all in general know how to be *Actual* good friends and are great examples to learn from.
I don't trust when a woman whk complains likes this about others women. I can only wonder: if you find such problem, have you done anything to change it, or you just avoid girls because in case you were friends with them you will just perpetuate the problem because even though you acknowledge it you do not take accountability and just decided to run after guy friends and critized girls?
I mean, maybe accurate based on the person or people.
No offense.
“Celia I literally LOVE that you borrowed my makeup without my permission, like you are the BEST.”
“Omg I’m the worst aren’t I? You should go natural anyways.”
“Bestie you just say that because men hate me without makeup and you’ll steal them. Ugh that’s literally SO FUNNY. I LOVE THAT FOR YOU.”
*Women: Psychological warfare*
"Ey Jack, cool shoes."
"Thanks."
Comments filled with men talking about how nice they are and how mean women are, by being misogynistic… Your dialogue is literally pulled straight out of a teen movie, aka not real life.
@@violetparker7210 *Chris Jericho voice* Until women stop weaponizing trauma, would you please shut the hell up?
@@violetparker7210 cope
I grew up with 3 sisters, so I ended up having a very deep understanding of how women work. Whenever I hear one girl giving detailed compliments on another girl's outfit, I actually get sick to my stomach because I know what's really going on in her head, especially when they start off with "OHH MY GOOOD I LOVE YOUR..."
Coming from a girl who has done this, I genuinely never mean anything bad by it. Even tho I might’ve been lying/exaggerating, I’ve only ever done it as a way to start a conversation since that’s the only way I know how and so far it’s always worked. I haven’t made a single guy friend bc I never know what to say to them😭
When it comes to friends tho, I don’t compliment them unless I actually mean it and they do the same but it’s hard to find girls like that which is why I only have 2 close friends rn lol
@@udonkey431for guys we are straight forward remember that, mincing words isn't always in our agenda for the day, hell half the time I don't think we even talk
@@udonkey431 Look, here's what you need to know about guys: Most are so starved for positive affirmation that a simple compliment is enough to get them interested in you. Mind you, that interest is VERY likely to grow beyond just wanting to be friends, so use your newfound knowledge carefully.
i go by the saying
dont try to understand women, only women understand women, and women hate each other.
@@udonkey431 As a guy, even I'm aware of this problem. Unfortunately, the difference between passive aggressive and genuine compliments is oftentimes very, very subtle (especially when the word choice happens to be the same).
P.S., if you simply show your appreciation through actions and committing time, that's a guaranteed way to get to know them. Men respond to that, and while many do respond to compliments, that's not always taken the same way.
this is so almost accurate it’s actually scary
This is for the most part. Very accurate
Women we know how to backstab🎶🎶
Women: I like your shoes. Where did you get them, oh my god you must tell me? You look so good in that.
Men: Bruh, those shoes are GAAAYYYYYYYY! Nah, I'm playing.
soulassassin0g MEN! We know how to take jokes
it's not that men know how to take jokes, it's just they dont have choice...
Sookiez Boly hmmm ok. It’s true
@@sookiezboly4502 Nah most men just don't mind playful jabs. We do that kind of crap all the time with our buddies.
@@27Bayleefs
I insist men dont have choice to know how to take a joke... it's a social norm.
And now you know the origin of the "mean popular girl" trope you see in every teen movie or show ever.
It didn't originate with family guy
@@lpnp9477I think he was referring to the bullshit women do showcased in this cutaway
Men in real life:
"Man, your tie is ugly as f***."
"Thanks, your mum picked it out for me this morning."
Man 2 made man 1 laugh. Man 1 was honest with man 2 without being hated. It tracks as a healthy exchange.
They both laugh. Discussion continues.
And that's how they became best friends
Then they both die laughing and are friends for life
Met a guy at the start of highschool and just started chatting about skyrim while waiting for the bus. That was 2015, 2023 and we still chat, play and shoot the shit all the time and he's the best friend anyone could ask for.
With my 2 best friends, I met 1 of them in the 5th grade lunch line when we kept saying “you should go first” back and forth to each other. The other one I met in 6th grade when he knocked on my door selling Boy Scout popcorn. Turns out they both lived really close by, and they’ve been my right hand men ever since
Wyatt: Chicks are complicated.
Jen: No we're not!
Wyatt & Jonesy: Yes you are!
LOL ! I love the backhanded compliments, I see girls do that all the time to each other !
Unless you have different political views.
Umm my best friend has a different political view and it never affected our friendship. Your argument is invalid.
Matheus Cruz Ever heard of a joke?
Besides we don´t know how "different" are your political views, ormaybe you think your political view it´s just like having a favorite team of basketball to you and not mean that much, your example is invalid
Only if you're children.
Let me fix that for you : "Unless you're a male feminist."
Is that the general idea of what you were trying to convey ?
POV: You're here after the "Men, we don't know what we did" video
I met my best friend in school because we thought the fact his asthma inhaler was called the "Turbohaler" was the funniest thing in the world
Meg's just basically saying what every woman knows and SHOULD know, but never say out loud.
Funny part of it is two dude will literally get into a bloody fistfight 10 minutes later having the best time of their lives
Damn what the hell kinda guys do you hang out with
@@DevTheRay No this is true. Might start with a compliment of how good his initial punch was and then your already good friends
@@DevTheRay oh yeah no this is how us men make friends, we throw hands and then have the greatest time of our lives
@@BladeOfDespairr obviously this is why I have no friends lol
@@DevTheRay I don't think they have real friends, they probably have an imaginary friend or a social media "friend". This fistfight bullcrap is from movies. In real life men don't get into bloody fistfight because fight is coming from weakness, between two male friend there is no weakness therefore there is no fight. As I said they probably have no friend but they watch a lot of movies and they think this is how it is working.
I had a really good buddy from kindergarten through 2nd grade but unfortunately he moved away after that. In the 3rd grade this other kid came up to me and said “Can I be your new best friend” and I just said “ok”
We’ve been best friends for almost 10 years
My brother shared his barbecue chips with someone in kindergarten and they’re still friends
Meanwhile I have endured many fake friendships and backstabbings.
Randomly met a dude at the gym. We became lifting buddies. Never learned his name, never hung out outside of the gym. Best friend I ever had.
The reason behind this is actually quite sad:
Women aren't allowed to share negative emotions about other women around women, out of fear of social reprisal by those women. "Females are more sensitive to social shaming" the result is the constant passive-aggressive backhanded mentality. Also Because of this, men fear sharing their negative emotions towards women out of fear of being shamed. Men do not fear sharing negative emotions with other men, so much so that they will gladly insult each other for fun. That allows their compliments to be honest and sincere. Men's problems with emotions are always around the fact that they don't know how to share emotions with women in a healthy manner so they resort to tactics such as suppression,shutting down,not listening or problem solving. But with their fellows they will gladly share their feelings openly.
I don't know, I've seen a lot of guys who are pretty closed off emotionally with their friends because they don't want to look gay. Agree with the rest of what you said though.