I actually came up with a song based on homer eating 64 slices of American cheese It goes 64 slices of American cheese 64 slices of American cheese You put it in your mouth and swallow it down 63 slices of American cheese Then so on until you get to zero
Honestly, he has a remarkable ability to stay in ok shape. He eats enormous and downright inhumane amounts of food, and yet manages to effortless sit at 235 lbs. Despite not being healthy, when you compare what he is compared to how he eats, it really is quite impressive.
I can’t live the button down life like you! I want it all! The terrifying lows! The dizzying highs! The creamy middles! Sure, I may offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I’ll never be the *darling* of the so-called ‘city fathers’. Who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”
And he's right, cause in America one of the hugest industries the country is built on is junk food...if you own and provide the sugar you're going to get the money and the women and the power and the houses etc etc forever
If they did that episode those jaded "haven't watched the show in 20 years" Simpsons fans would feel justified in not watching the recent stuff from show
One thing I always loved about the heyday of the Simpson's was there would be jokes that were funny at face value then you find out years later there was a second underlying meaning. That scene when Homer's in hell being force-fed donuts is a good example. There's a somewhat famous book called Homer Price where one of the main themes is an unstoppable donut machine. That show was true genius for about 5 or so years in the early 90s.
"You see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, then the sweet, sweet innards! *Proceeds to completely violate the poor fruit* "Are you done, to understand?" "If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken ye orange eating class!" Go to top comment! ;)
I just realized that when it first came up to Homer, it barked at a normal tone, but when he bit a chunk out of it, the tone of the bark got higher. Idk if that's a neutering joke or not, but that's what I got out of it.
11:24 what I like about Homer and Marge, is that Homer is being stupid, but Marge doesn't talk to him like he is stupid , she talks to him like he just legitimately didn't know
His efficiency in eating is astonishing, how he effortlessly knows the exact position of any dip or specific food and doesn't even need to look at them in order to shovel them into his gullet is just amazing
Though for his football chip eating, he should have had a drink on standby. Sometimes you get that one extra salty/seasoned chip you're not ready for and you get overwhelmed.
I remember in the episode "Bart's Friend Falls In Love" that Kent Brockman said the same thing about how Santa Claus would have a lot of health issues if he was real.
The 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's, you mean. The whole series is a floating timeline. Remember the flashback episode where Marge said, "The music at the time was what we liked, and the President at the time was the President."
Honestly when Homer started eating the comic I felt horrified. Not only because it's expensive but I have a lot of nostalgia for that particular cover.
Homer had a whole Shawarma cone or gyro cone. It's a block of meat roasted on a spit. It's commonly composed of beef and lamb. Pretty good too. I digress, the worst part for me was when he was NAKED with it.
As an American, I am offended by this. Homer is not even close to an accurate representation of the average American. Not even close enough mayonnaise on those pizzas. (Also yes, that’s a real thing Californians do, I don’t like it personally)
It's honestly impressive how accurate the issue of Spiderman N. 1 is, including the interior pages. I mean its not perfect, but they could have got away with just splotches of colour.
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you do after you left the restaurant? Marge: We.... went straight home. Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath. Marge: We drove around for 3 hours looking for another fish restaurant. 😔 Hutz: And then? Marge: We went fishing. 😭
I don't remember the name of the episode, but the other plot was Bart developed a crush on Laura his babysitter only for her to fall for Jimbo instead!
The key is to go for quality rather than quantity (All different kinds of food rather than big portions) And don’t never aspire to be like Homer irl The man did need a triple bypass at one point And not everyone’s lucky enough to survive Dr. Nick
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This is even funnier when you know Homer's voice actor is a skinny vegetarian. (He doesn't drink either, apparently).
wtf kdkskdjfiwdbfjxb
What? Really? :D
@@nebulous962 Well he probably wants to have a longer lifespan than homer XD
Bruhhhh lmao
Water is important lmao
"Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind."
I actually came up with a song based on homer eating 64 slices of American cheese
It goes 64 slices of American cheese
64 slices of American cheese
You put it in your mouth and swallow it down
63 slices of American cheese
Then so on until you get to zero
“Good day to you”
who will in a eating contest homer vs goku vs luffy vs Hawk vs Gluttony vs Toriko vs Choji Akimichi the battle of the eaters
@@mrraoulandtheking11 "came up with"
@@aight329 yes
Look, even if it put him in the most hallucinogenic chili con coma, you gotta admit the wax in the mouth trick was surprisingly clever for Homer
oh that's your plan get us addicted then just up the price🤣🤣🤣
"Chili con Coma" oh you clever little
"Chili con coma" is now one of the best puns I've ever heard
To be fair, it did come from being directly warned by a child not to drink a candle.
9:42 Homer Eats A Burrito.
Honestly, he has a remarkable ability to stay in ok shape. He eats enormous and downright inhumane amounts of food, and yet manages to effortless sit at 235 lbs. Despite not being healthy, when you compare what he is compared to how he eats, it really is quite impressive.
I’m shocked he’s not even bigger than his King Sized-Homer weight gain size
It must be his metabowhatever.
eh, it's just his metabomalism.
In the 90's, his weight was considered pretty shocking. Now it's the norm in the west.
@@captc0ck5lap60 lmao
“Well have all the donuts in the world!!” That awkward moment when the college professor is better at making Homer suffer than a literal demon.
What demon that was a angel from heaven
I don't understand it. James CoCo went mad in 15 minutes!
Homer: NOOOOOOO!!!
The Demon did, just not immidiately. Because right after that scene, the Demon "runs out of donuts" and Homer suffers a lot.
@@nicholaseby7893 what the hell is “auger” and what does it taste like? I want to try some 👀
0:50 kudos to the guy to comforted him, burning donuts can scar someone for life
I was looking for this comment I just said the same thing
Lies again? Over Pregnant
I would be devastated
Homer is a farmer confirmed, there goes the hard worked wheat
Yeah I noticed that to
Man it's charming how Homer lives a really simple life, as long as he has food all is right with his world
I wish my life was like that
And beer
@@Randomgamer13443I’m not old enough to drink beer
@@Karsito-rh1rs im talking about Homer
@@Karsito-rh1rs you are not missing much
Same for me, but with books.
Gad, I friggin love to read.
Homer is surprisingly dexterous when eating food.
Average american in a european eating competition and the word competition is used very losely.
@@mrmechpunch4653 loosely
“Pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.”
Maybe more like a seagull.
(And yes I understand you were quoting someone)
Like who?
First
Are turkey are duck
Well like some kind of farm animal anyway
He can eat anything, especially if it’s fried
Even his own shirt
Or glazed
Hey that just a American
Except for that one pepper
*Without candle wax xD
Even your mom?
0:47 respect to the guy who comforted Homer during his time of grieving for the loss of a doughnut
Such a gud gay
Frank: God he eats like a pig.
Lenny: I don't know, pigs tend to chew, I say he eats more like a duck!
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. -homer Simpson
#1 greatest quote all time, hands down
I can’t live the button down life like you! I want it all! The terrifying lows! The dizzying highs! The creamy middles! Sure, I may offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I’ll never be the *darling* of the so-called ‘city fathers’. Who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”
And he's right, cause in America one of the hugest industries the country is built on is junk food...if you own and provide the sugar you're going to get the money and the women and the power and the houses etc etc forever
its parody of Pablo Escobar quotes
It's a Scarface reference
@@TrevorParker. More a reference to Tony Montana from Scarface.
"Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine" is one of my favorite lines from any show ever
Arr!
Yea tbh in that episode homer was just being a worthless fat fucker
Fairly warned be thee
When i eat chips and ice cream i eat for 5h the only stop is when i need to pee and drink water so i don't die
Right on
Homer Simpson, the Ultimate Foodie.
I'm actually surprised he hasn't got into the Mukbang scene.
I could imagine an episode on that. But he eats so quickly, so the videos are short, and he fails at the mukbang scene.
@@0_dearghealach_083
What about this ? 0:00
They’ll do it in 10 years.
@@jocelynagarciait took him like 5 seconds to eat half the food 💀
If they did that episode those jaded "haven't watched the show in 20 years" Simpsons fans would feel justified in not watching the recent stuff from show
0:24
homer: *meets george harrison*
homer's drink: *bye have a great time*
His drink went into the void... where George is now
Who ?
@carmadme yknow... George Harrison?.. from The Beatles?..
@@iamthewalrus6787 oh I don't know anything about them
Brownies life matter
I've always been charmed by how george harrison reacts to homer's love of brownies
What a nice fella
Probably pot brownies
Homer love eating everything.
"What a nice fella" got me good for some reason 😂
Probably the most normal "conversation" in years for míster Harrison
"I've never said this before but, turn the camera off" was a very accurate quote.
Trust me if I saw that I would be scared out of my mind
@@thesacandeyt9361 same
“Mmmmmm… lamb.”
(HOMER EATS LAMB SO FUNNY) XDDDD
You're a quote
One thing I always loved about the heyday of the Simpson's was there would be jokes that were funny at face value then you find out years later there was a second underlying meaning. That scene when Homer's in hell being force-fed donuts is a good example. There's a somewhat famous book called Homer Price where one of the main themes is an unstoppable donut machine. That show was true genius for about 5 or so years in the early 90s.
I love that when Homers supposed to be tortured with eating so much doughnuts, it’s heaven to him. XD
out of all of Homer's food obsession, the competition's steak meat was the only food that Homer can't eat entirely
and the merciless chili
And the sub
64 slices of American Cheese also gave him a good run. Took him an entire night.
@@PhantomJavelin he literally ate all of the donuts in the entire world and didn’t complain once, as a matter of fact, he asked for more
@@theparrishshow9803 That was a Halloween special though so doesn't count 😂
"The eating of an orange is like a good marriage". "JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES"
I’m not sure if that would be funny if anyone but Grandpa said it.
"You see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First you have the skin, then the sweet, sweet innards! *Proceeds to completely violate the poor fruit*
"Are you done, to understand?"
"If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken ye orange eating class!"
Go to top comment! ;)
@@AV57 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
@@nikoskonstantinidis4069 don’t be mean
@@glittle05 but the memes. and this comment is 9 month old
7:19 I feel so bad for that dog...
I just realized that when it first came up to Homer, it barked at a normal tone, but when he bit a chunk out of it, the tone of the bark got higher. Idk if that's a neutering joke or not, but that's what I got out of it.
Thankfully it's all imagined.
Like the chocolate rabbits in that one Simpsons game. Not Hit and Run, the other one.
@@iamthewalrus6787 I think it's high-pitched because of pain or fear, idk.
Hell, if someone bit me, I'd certainly go "EEEE!"
Its just chocolate
@@Pipandsadsamboyz I know. But it's a living creature... that makes it a lot worse. Especially because it's a fricking dog!
Considering that all the food looks delicious, no wonder Homer would love his food
11:24 what I like about Homer and Marge, is that Homer is being stupid, but Marge doesn't talk to him like he is stupid , she talks to him like he just legitimately didn't know
There’s a crayon in his brain
Uuhhh....
His efficiency in eating is astonishing, how he effortlessly knows the exact position of any dip or specific food and doesn't even need to look at them in order to shovel them into his gullet is just amazing
Though for his football chip eating, he should have had a drink on standby. Sometimes you get that one extra salty/seasoned chip you're not ready for and you get overwhelmed.
@@Supperdude9 oh! He actually has a beer hidden behind a dip bowl.
He's got it down to an art form
1,000th like! (I've always wanted to do that). Have a nice day!
If I could have any power it would be the ability to eat as efficiently as homer
1:16 I can imagine the machine didn't even start, homers just eating them willingly
Plottwist:
11:57 I love how the cows aren’t even phased that homers’s eating their friend
I'm pretty sure the cows were hallucinations.
When i grow up im going to Bovine University!
They got used to it
I agree with the cow
4:55 by far the healthiest homer has eaten
JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGESSSS
Bell pepper?
Lies again? MILF Division Sharp Nose
🍊
@@saveir6601i dont understand
I love how happy George Harrison is, just watching Homer eat his brownies.
"What a nice fellow!"
I love how George Harrison's standards for what qualifies someone to be a 'nice fellow' are pretty loose. 😂
The “Ironic Punishment Division” clip with the donuts cracks me up so much 😂😂😂😂
Chief: Hell, it's not my job to stop people from killing themselves
Me: Technically it is
So what I've learned is that Homer would blow up a building full of innocent people just for a gummy bear lmao!
*Venus de Milo.
after seeing him eat that rotten sandwich and if you shit in some bread and called it a sandwich he would eat it and be like yum yum yum yum yum
"SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!"
It was a gummy Venus de Milo
@@rrods5097 well it's not anymore!
There is something soothing in watching Homer eating. However the lamb moment is the most grotesque scene in the series (and maybe on TV)
Timestamp?
@@coolteenagermax1144 4:18
You can’t deny it’s pretty funny though
@@theparrishshow9803 Nope. Just disturbing in a way that reminds me of a twenty car pile - up. You want to look away, but you just can't.
@@theparrishshow9803 its hilariously grotesque.
How Homer isn't dead from diabetes or heart problems after 30+ years of eating so much garbage food is mind-boggling.
Becouse he is eternally 39 unless its a special episode
People do that in real life all the time there was a guy in his 110s smoked cigars & ate candy every day
His deadly sin (gluttony) is making him immune to have a heart attack
I can't believe someone like Homer isn't dead from diabetes or heart problems, he must've got a tough body!!!
I remember in the episode "Bart's Friend Falls In Love" that Kent Brockman said the same thing about how Santa Claus would have a lot of health issues if he was real.
The super sour ball scene is always going to be one of the funniest scenes in Simpsons history.
I can't believe I just watched 18 minutes straight of homer eating
I didn't realize it was that long until you said it. 😂
You did
It passed seemingly in the blink of an eye
Time worth spent.
HOW MUCH HAS MARGE WATCHED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14:25 I like Lenny's line. The sudden burst of silliness in a tense situation. But still serious attitude.
Homer: 1 2 hey what’s the big idea? 14:37
Wheres funny
5:42 homers gonna eat you lol😂
Then let it be
The old Simpsons is comedic gold.
I like the vision after the chili fest. "If your words of wisdom are to stay away from the Mexican crazy peppers then I'm way ahead of you!"
IMO Old or New The Simpsons still makes me laugh
Totally agree..I too,remember when The Simpsons used to be funny
Homer is surprisingly thin for how much he eats, but then again, he was born in the 50's and the 80's at the same time
The 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's, you mean. The whole series is a floating timeline. Remember the flashback episode where Marge said, "The music at the time was what we liked, and the President at the time was the President."
Honestly when Homer started eating the comic I felt horrified.
Not only because it's expensive but I have a lot of nostalgia for that particular cover.
I was more horrified that he destroyed the value of that comic book!
Lol 😂 “we’ll Chief don’t quit your day job whatever that is” Homer’s stupidly is just brilliant
Homer eating that Meat thing is for me THE most disturbing thing Homer has ever done at least in relation to food.
Lmao the doner
You can do the same with the donor meant. You just need to be drunk.
What about when he ate himself
Homer had a whole Shawarma cone or gyro cone. It's a block of meat roasted on a spit. It's commonly composed of beef and lamb. Pretty good too.
I digress, the worst part for me was when he was NAKED with it.
*it's Döner/Kebap, u dumbasses! 😅
“See You In Hell! Candy Boys!” Homer went all Out 💀
13:56
....That sweet CAN !....
9:56 I actually thought Bart said "Dad, I'm edging right now"
I was thinking more of "Im edgy right now"
“im kinda edging right now”
Okay smart man, who the hell called Shadow The Hedgehog?
@@SonikkuTheMetal what?
@@blueshadowfox4818 you know, the term "edgy"
10:40 I like how Homer notices the poster and performs the heimlich maneuver on himself.
I like how I was on that timestamp when I read your comment.
The scene where he attempts to make breakfast for Mr Burns never fails to make me laugh. Especially when the bowl of Corn Flakes catches fire.
"Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!" leaves me in stitches! haha!
I want that ribsicb🤤🤤🤤🥪🥪🥪🥩🥩🥩🥓
“That Simpsons thinks he’s the Pope of Chili Town” one of the best lines in all of OG Simpsons
0:38 wow what a nice fella
Homer: I SHALL EAT ALL DA BROWNIES
It was very nice of the man sitting next to Homer to try to comfort him while the donut burned
What a nice dude
He’s a free therapist after a traumatic experience.
0:25 George Harrison watching homer eat and calling him a nice guy sums up George Harrison perfectly.
He was probably happy not to have someone lose their mind over him. Lmao
*Gorge* Harrison...? Was that intentional?
That drink just disappeared
That makes sense! 😂
I wonder if he said the same thing to the burglar who stabbed him? 😄
Homer describes the average American
As an American, I am offended by this. Homer is not even close to an accurate representation of the average American. Not even close enough mayonnaise on those pizzas.
(Also yes, that’s a real thing Californians do, I don’t like it personally)
7:13 homer dancing
“I don’t understand, James Coco went mad in 15 minutes”
Always gets me
Can you explain the joke please?
@@drahprub7750 they could, but then it wouldn’t be funny
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 it's not funny to me either way
@@drahprub7750 He was an actor that published his own weight-loss reduction book, only to die from a heart attack 4 years later.
@@SpaceCase132 ironic :p
It's honestly impressive how accurate the issue of Spiderman N. 1 is, including the interior pages. I mean its not perfect, but they could have got away with just splotches of colour.
As a Marvel Fan, I felt what comic book guy did but 5X worse :(
Found it disturbing when Homer ate that vintage comic book.
8:11 The way Homer screamed 💀💀💀
13:35 "See you in hell, candy boys!" 😂 one of, if not the, greatest one liners in all of Simpsons!
“Copyright expired” is slightly better in my opinion.
He said see you in *health*
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant." *cut to **7:35*
Neat
2:20
0:52
Respect for the dude is comforting homer over a donut.
1:01 homer finally snaps
I was always curvy, and my appetite is like I am Kirby. But some of Homer's food choices are kinda crazy. My appetite and cravings are now up to 12!
"That man ate all our shrimp... and two plastic lobsters!"
mmmm plastic lobster...
Yep that's homer for you
Tis no man… tis a remorseless eating machine… ARGH
13:49 That sequence is pretty impressive ngl, homer does everything that is needed when food is in the middle
I have always felt it deep down satisfying looking at homer eat. So smooth, so easygoing... like water down a stream
3:55 "I'm too strong for you to train!"
Even though we’re just watching homer eat for 18 minutes it’s great entertainment
oh you think that great entertainment wait till someone makes a 30 minute video of that then it will be better
@@raven4k998 1 hour blessing
@@TheoryOf0ty that would be better
300th like
I can't believe I watched it twice.
I can't get over Homer passing up the chance to meet George Harrison for a plate of brownies. Wow.
In all fairness George was so down to earth he probably preferred that opposed to the usual groveling he would get
Who's that?
@@sharpasacueball One of the Beatles
@@sharpasacueball the quiet beatle
@@GrosvnerMcaffrey he’s quiet cause he’s dead!
7:42 Homer really is a genius 😂
It is an all you can eat
When he's gonna go toilet, he's gonna have an experience of a lifetime.
I envy this man’s ability to eat anything and enjoy everything
0:53 I love how the guy next to him feels his pain
14:53 Moe looks so scared here. Bless his heart.
Bart watching Homer eating the tulips
Bart: so that explains the mysterious trips to Holland
I've never wanted donuts more than I do now lol
I'm eating donuts right now.
@@music-channel69 Mmm, donuts...
I know this is VERY hard to believe, but I have some right now 😅
I often think that doughnuts smell better than they taste
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you do after you left the restaurant?
Marge: We.... went straight home.
Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.
Marge: We drove around for 3 hours looking for another fish restaurant. 😔
Hutz: And then?
Marge: We went fishing. 😭
This dialogue is sad and hilarious at the same time 😥🤣
What episode
I don't remember the name of the episode, but the other plot was Bart developed a crush on Laura his babysitter only for her to fall for Jimbo instead!
"They say he carved it himself , from a bigger spoon!!" What a line
Classic Simpsons is untouchable
Homer using his head to smash a fly had me screaming. I love him so much. For him the head is just another limb and he uses it the best he can.
I always use my head or feet when I has the hand busy or dirty to don't touch the clean with my dirty hands I use my head instead!
1:35 he Just Goes and Says "More",Homer just doesn't care
Who else is watching this while stuffing their face?
9:30 me driving with my kfc mcdonalds and Taco Bell while being way too hungry:
Fr
9:50
“BARTYOUWANSUMBROWNIESBEFORYOUGOTOBED”
“*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*”
Dad, I’m kinda edgy right now 😑
Com on let me cut your brownie while there still hot
"BARTYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK"
"C'mon, let me cut your brownie while they're still hot"
-Homer
"I have never said this before, but turn the camera off." - Says a lot.
13:41 “save the booty”
Wait a minute what booty is he talking about
Probably the candy Marge had in that coat.
booty means treasure in pirate words
@@Robloxfan1234eg why didn’t I think of that
The under the sea part is one of my favorite comedic bits on television! So brilliant.
“You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again!”
Abu is by far the funniest Simpson’s character
That’s Apu - at least get the name right!!
Not even top 5
Homer, Moe, Skinner, Burns, Wiggum
@@ericrobbins344oh geez, I read that in his voice
@@EdnaK728 do you mean you heard Abu in his voice?
@@ericrobbins344 that's exactly what I meant, my mind immediately went to his voice
12:57 love his face!😂
14:34 thats me but with sour candy
1:24 - They clearly intended it to be a punishment. But to Homer, it seemed more like a treat.
Look, just watching Homer eat all the these things is making me want to eat a salad for the rest of my life.
Wish I had Homer’s stomach, so I can go HAM at the seafood buffet I like, I can’t get passed 2 and a half plates
If I was like homer in that department, I'd be able to STOMACH spicy foods
Cut back on the drinks. You'll be up to 3 plates in no time.
believe in yourself. Homer didn't start eating full buffets to bankruptcy, he got there with time
The key is to go for quality rather than quantity
(All different kinds of food rather than big portions)
And don’t never aspire to be like Homer irl
The man did need a triple bypass at one point
And not everyone’s lucky enough to survive Dr. Nick
I once ate the whole dessert section at golden corral till this day they fear my presence
Those crunchy sound makes my hunger down
5:48 Homer eats an entire tub of coagulated petrol
"Daddy, are you going to jail?"
"We'll see son"
Kills me every time.
Just wanted to look like a big man in front of the kids
"Does Mr. Simpson have a demon?"
"Looks like it. Grab me my exorcism tongs"
*"YAAAAAAAAY"*
To be fair, it really looked like it
I like to watch this while eating
Marge: “Are you gonna eat that?”
Homer: *”yes”*
The bit at 4.22 is probably one of the most graphic moments I’ve seen on the show. I sat there unable to speak. Absolutely disgusting and hilarious.
And people act like New Simpsons can’t be funny.
4:22
He's just making out with food 🤣
Modern Simpsons is so bad
@@TheAwesome45 it wasn't funny, just long and awkward